#brian.

[mysterious-corpse]

having daily migraines is like one day you’re in pain excruciating pain and you’re like okay wow fuck this sucks but at least I know why it’s happening and why I have all these symptoms and then the next day you’re just existing and the pain is baseline so you don’t notice it but suddenly you can hear and feel your heart beating and your skin is buzzing and standing up makes you dizzy and your limbs are tired and feel like they’re not getting enough oxygen and there is a sense of wrongness in your body that you just can’t explain and you go oh fuck what’s happening to me and an hour later you remember that you have chronic migraines and this is to be expected.

like pain sucks but at least you know why it’s there, and at least it lets you know why youre experiencing frightening symptoms

[theargonianvampire]

[warpedmug]

i love brian and his little mustache and his cute little smile and his large ass forehead and his old man receding hairline that makes him look like a middle aged loser fucking mustard ass hoodie lanky ass guy stalking his friends fucking loser hes a creep hes a weirdo lonely guy

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[sparklebyte]

“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

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some of my favs

[cat-mermaid]

fucking yes

[strakatea]

It is really disturbing how people can lose their humanity and threaten you just because you *checks notes* sentenced their child to death :'(

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[cornyonmains]

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

[mysterious-corpse]

people always act shocked when I tell them how much sleep I need. like okay maybe I don’t want to live in pain. maybe I’d rather have 10-12 hours of life instead of 16 hours of misery

[teamfreewilldcats]

I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.

Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.

[mysharona1987]

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