#brian reactions

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

this is the only thing I can contribute after burning through the new episodes of mismag

[lightbubbee]

i hate gay people

[sylvansleuth]

Wait, how literally... Wait—

[feelingtheaster99]

Riz is much too tired to defend his friends to his mom but him saying “NOOO mom Kristen does CrossFit now” to explain how he’s not carrying Kristen was so fucking funny

[woadfriedrice]

*something insane happens in the dome*

Lou, every single time:

In order: 1. The tactical yorbies incident 2. Synod mall exploding/undoing and immediately being at a party 3. Vulture Dimension

[vampirehayfever]

riz: *dives into lava under the gym floorboards*

kipperlilly also under the floorboards:

[stone-stars]

aka emily and murph having almost the same reaction to each other's (incredibly similar) choice

Transcript:

Moonshine (Emily): Just real quick, can you just give me-- flash me a smile Pendergreens? [Caldwell laughs] Pendergreens (Murph): Um. Uh, yeah y'know, I sort of-- when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face cause like when are you more happy than when you're…. uh. Slangin' some rope? (laughs) [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] Jake: (laughing) Oh my. Beverly (Caldwell): 'scuse me? Emily: (laughing) Moonshine vomits. Pendergreens: When you're-- [Breaks off as Murph cackles] [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Pendergreens, through laughter: Uh-- moving on! Moving on. Caldwell: Please. [Murph and Emily laughing too hard to speak. Jake laughs too.] Pendergreens, still through laughter: Mo-- moving-- moving on. Gex (Caldwell): You know I've just been… so hung up on trying to get back with Agent Xtra, I haven't really thought about it, but… I mean, I'm a well-to-do lizard. I'm-- I'm young, hung, and fulla tongue. And I feel like-- [Emily cackles.] Nyack (Jake): Oh my god. Murph: Jens hangs up. Jens hangs up. [Caldwell cackles.] Emily: Onyx-- Onyx squirts her skirt. [Murph and Caldwell cackle. Emily and Caldwell keep laughing in the background as the others continue.] Nyack: I'm sorry, the-- like, the-- that was-- Murph: Jens vomits into the TV. Just… Nyack: That was uncouth. That was foul. I-- I'm gonna be sick. Murph, laughing: Squirts? Into her skirt? Nyack: Why did he say that? Murph, laughing: What the fuck? [Pause, as everyone laughs] What the? Caldwell: I'm-- I'm drooling. Nyack: Like two seconds ago he wasn't over his ex?

[limeartichoke]

if you're wondering yes this does in fact happen AFTER tim punches skully in the jaw after introducing themselves with brian's face

unedited under cut!

[honeybard]

[sophsun1]

Queer as Folk – 5.12: Mr. Right (Never Broke a Promise)

[yazzydream]

We enter the house, there's a vibe in the air Lots of fun, talk and laughter, people smiling everywhere It's been a long week and I need to unwind This party has alcohol of every kind There's people in the pool, beers on ice The music is groovin' and they're dimming the lights Everybody starts dancing and I roll up my sleeves ...I want to leave

"Dance 'Til You Stop (feat. Tom Cardy)" - Ninja Sex Party

[tays-version]

Do not trust this man! Do not leave your blorbos in his care! Do not listen to his work on public transit!

[briankang]

drowsiest boy in the world captured live on camera

[contrivedcoincidences6]

The unhinged energy of A Starstruck Odyssey is unmatched. 

[feelingtheaster99]

Honestly Riz/Murph having such an INCREDIBLE turn using knowledge of game mechanics against Kipperlilly who CHEATED the system to get gains is fucking ICONIC

[submissiveness]