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[tinydefector]

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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[umaia3aurart]

Save The Last Dance For Me 🎶

I recently started using Procreate and I've been practicing new brushes to get familiar with it. So I tried drawing KOBD dancing as practice. And I think today is the perfect day to share this. Happy Valentine's Day to you all!

[startheskelaton]

When Sparkplug let it slip that she was a princess and also the daughter of one of the most notorious war mongers in history… Slipstream tried as hard as she could to get onto Sparks’s good side. Thankfully Sparkplug eventually found Slip charming in a way, and they eventually formed a strong friendship, breaking trends of the past.

Bee or King Vespae is trying his best to be taken seriously. However most people still see him as prince bumblebee, the little guy that would hide under his father’s cape, the same guy who’s still asking his mother to help him run things. Even as he tries to stay serious, figures from his past show up to make his job harder.

[eeff00c]

Breast surgery is tomorrow.

[mightyfoz]

small guy , big guy , small guy , big guy! - or easier said: Rung, Ultra Magnus, Knockout and Breakdown!

i am so happy everyone's loving this series as much as I am! I cannot wait to get started on the bots I've gathered from requests!

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7

[amateur-flamingo]

ahh yes

I wanted to do this for a very, very long time

[metalhardass]

Everyone pls look at Breakdown. He's such a proud husband! I love it!

[ruindroddy]

Here you can find the most random transformers memes:

No seriously tho-

[dummerferaud]

LGBT FLAGS

They are in Spanish xd

Anyway...

[1244950]

Bay! Optimus showing up to TFP! Megatron's live execution

[alikunsblog]

[turbonicflaws]

I have been awful at posting my art and awful at creating art. DUMP TIME !

The Obligatory Seeker drawings <3 the pink Seeker belongs to my friend Leonardo <3

Rodimus for my beloved @itss-cinder

Smokey for my beloved @skybiie + a Breakdown

An Arcee Chase the Allspark! Concept (au in the works)

OCS !! The first two are Manik and Cinder (Cinder belonging to @itss-cinder )

Then we have a Telamon concept and a Tangent redesign !

[umaia3aurart]

"You are my best nail technician♥️"

My human KOBD for a postcard! I participated in the Humanformers Online Event this summer, and released acrylic stands along with an extra postcard featuring this art <3

And here's my human KOBD standee! Thankfully, they sold out, and I definitely want to make more of their merch again! :) <333

[klaudia96art]

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[starscreams-crown]

Knock Out: "And long live Knock Out!"

[altairplanetes]

Back again! I've been real busy with things in my life, so have these wips I may or may not finish when I get the time to :D

BEHOLD

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*Wildbreak

It was supposed to be for a video I was going to make, but I had a huge exam on the upcoming week . I just thought the audio was really funny.

I can imagine him having a whole tantrum over anyone trying to get in between his family.

(Btw this is just a hc , it's not confirmed that he's their kid or anything. I just think it's a cute hc! Especially with the Wildbreak baby fan art.. I mean come on how can I not cave in?)

BUT DO NOT FRET BREAKDOWN NATION! I have more crumps.・゜-: ✧ :-　　

My sketches are always the messiest, I'm gonna clean that up with my lineart later on (if I ever finish my one-shot fic first😭)

I know I draw a lot of Knockout, but believe me when I say this Breakdown is my favorite character of all times❗😔💖 he's such a cutie , he needs more love

Bonus:

If Little Wildbreak had a tiktok account, he'd be doing skincare reviews and like those grwm (get ready with me) videoes very morning💀

Anyways that's all from me! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY ٩ʕ◕౪◕ʔو 🌻