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IF PUSS IN BOOTS IN SHREK WAS A PUPPER/DOGGO IT WOULD BE JORGE I AM ScREAMIN HE IS SO CUTE I ALMOST FORGET EVERY TIME 馃槱鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍馃槏馃槏馃槏
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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
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Relationship Breaks
Do people take breaks in relationships because we are told that if something doesn鈥檛 work we should turn it off and on again
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How to spot the American
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Equality
Men and women aren鈥檛 the same, but they are equal. There are things that women can do that men cant, but it goes the other way too. Equal does not mean the same. 7+3=10 but so does 9+1. They arent the same, but they are equal.
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Glass half _____
To end the debate: If it was an empty glass and you poured water into it, its a glass half full. If it was a full glass and you dumped water out, its a glass half empty. Now you may live in peace
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I was in the car with my brother and he said he saw a fox on the side of the road. Without thinking I said cool, what did he say? And my brother looked like he wanted to crash the car to get away from me.
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I don't like sports announcers because I'm pretty sure that if we can write a script about people fighting each other with concentrated lasers and moving things by telekinesis thousands of light years away, we can write a script about a last minute touchdown return or a full court shot to win the game.
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those nonfictional feelings you get for completely fictional characters
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Who could say no to this???
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Dogs don't like fetch. They just think we enjoy throwing the ball and love us too much to stop retrieving it.
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Sometimes I really hate being schizophrenic but other times I try to see the positive. At least I have each other.
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What did humans do to deserve dogs? Like they spend their entire lives making sure their human is loved and I'm not sure humans deserve that.
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I 聽wish people offered me weed as often and health class and D.A.R.E told me they would
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