#break my leg

[sillypersonontheinternet]

I died while making this😭

[sleep-deprived-mf]

BMLHMBMMCISS

[lilybug-02]

New Goal Acquired!

Bug Fact: The scarlet lily beetle (or better yet the lily bug ;P) is a leaf beetle that eats the leaves, stem, buds, and flowers of lilies.

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Masterpost

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~

(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)

[squidflavoredsoup]

fiddlestan maybe i thinks

also just mcfucket

[eonslice]

some doodles for luffy's birthday..... happy birthday king!!!!!!

[amberluvsbugs]

The smiling critters are out I can finally share my out-of-context shitpost doodles.

[aspiringjester]

Look I enjoy internalized-homophobia-Sanji as much as the next guy but what personally makes me feral (and I think is infinitely funnier) is a Sanji who is very comfortable in his own sexuality in terms of being attracted to men but is still Going Through It when he realizes he's attracted to Zoro bc it's ZORO

Like idk to me the idea of him being like "I can handle being into guys BUT NOT THAT ONE" is so hysterical to me

Bc really let's be honest prissy malewife babygirl Sanji would throw a FIT realizing he's in love with the stinky marimo who bathes so much less than he should and couldn't find his way back to the ship if it slapped him in the face with a neon sign

AND I EAT IT UP RRRAAAHHH I NEED MORE OF IT

[mizaruwu]

They say the princess is scarier than the hero, so make sure you don't get on her highness' bad side or you'll never see the light of day again

___

A Princess Zelda Fable inspired by @bokettochild ('s) post about her! I think this version of fable is really neat ^^)

when-someone-is-so-kind-it-actually-disgusts-you Fable and when-someone-is-so-hateful-it-inspires-you-to-be-kinder Fable

I feel like they would blame themselves with how the other turned out, imagine the angst- glob

and here's what her full outfit looks like, that's all~

[fruityumbrella]

one piece is set in a nautical world with presumably nautical idioms and exclamations to match, right, like swearing by the sea rather than on a god etc. to wit, there's five seas (the four blues + the grand line) so we can assume when you're feeling particularly dramatic, you might refer to all those vast oceans to get your hyperbolic point across.

keeping that in mind, lets live in a stupidly romantic corny ass world for a moment ok? take my hand.

"I swear on all six seas, if you don't shut the fuck up right now—"

"What?" Sanji looks at him like he's stupid. Nothing new, really.

"Ha, even you're going deaf having to listen to your own annoying ass whining all the time, Cook. I was—"

"No, you—"

"Don't interrupt me! Oi!" he yelps as a wooden spoon bounces harmlessly off his shoulder. He's not impressed that Sanji manages to catch it before it hits the counter.

"You said six seas," Sanji states.

Zoro stares back in lieu of an answer.

"Huh, maybe this has something to do with why you're always lost. There's only five seas, dummy."

And ah, now he gets what the idiot cook is on about. He's surprised and a little disappointed, honestly. You'd think the guy would be a little more aware about his own fucking dream, but whatever. He's got that annoying smile, smug and cocky like he's oh so much better than Zoro.

"Would you like me to count them out for you? I know it's a big number, it's probably confusing for a simple creature like you."

Zoro crosses his arms in clear warning, something the cook, as always, blatantly ignores. He's leaning on the counter that's between them now, eyes sparkling with glee. Idiot. Zoro's thoughts do not have a fond tone to them. Thoughts don't have tones at all, thank you very much.

Sanji lifts a hand and proceeds to count off on his fingers with the precision of a drill sergeant.

"I'm sure you at least know our ocean, the East Blue. There's also the West Blue, North Blue, South Blue, and of course the Grand Line," he wiggles all his fingers as he puts his thumb up for the last one like he's emulating fireworks.

Zoro snorts indelicately. "And?"

Sanji frowns with a tilt of his head.

"And?"

Zoro holds up his index finger.

"And," he says, stifling his amusement as Sanji goes cross eyed trying to follow said finger as it arcs towards him, "your All Blue. Dummy."

He punctuates the last word by poking Sanji in the forehead, snickering when he sputters and swats the digit away in a huff. Then Zoro's words finally sink in, and he straightens up almost too fast. It's not endearing at all.

"Wait," he says quietly, "you count it?"

Zoro doesn't like how Sanji's looking at him with an open expression he's not usually allowed. He looks earnest and sincere. Zoro feels suddenly out of his depth.

"Don't you?" he deflects uncomfortably.

"Well yeah, but that's different. You're—" he shrugs half heartedly and looks away. Zoro can't tell if the end of that sentence was going to disparage him or the cook. Odds are likely split down the middle. Sanji keeps looking at him, and he feels pinned. The bright look is gone, replaced by something more reserved but perhaps...searching? Considering, at the least. It's making him increasingly self conscious. He needs to get out of here.

"Okay. I'm gonna steal some alcohol now," he says shortly, striding to the cabinet and swiping a bottle before Sanji blinks out of his stupor.

[ohposhers]

Your Fleek content has chemically altered my brain in ways I can't describe/pos

SOBBING AT THIS LMAOOOOOO FUCKING LITERALLYYYYY i love Creek being a horrible guy so much he wants to cause so much harm to everyone who wronged him and Floyd is his outlet to do that

[turian]

screams

[somecunttookmyurl]

if doctors looked for hypermobility in children you could give them appropriate physical therapy exercises from a young age as their muscles grow, orthotics to correct leg/foot placement, and where necessary additional support like professional k-tape application or other mobility aids before you obtain essentially permanent overtraining injuries from your poor muscles trying their best to stop you comedically collapsing into a pile of bones

but no it's just growing pains. kids don't have things wrong. it'll go away

[factual-fantasy]

[waymond-wang]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Justin K. Thompson, & Kemp Powers ↳ Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. ↳ INSP.