#Break my leg

[sillypersonontheinternet]

I died while making this😭

[sleep-deprived-mf]

BMLHMBMMCISS

[lilybug-02]

New Goal Acquired!

Bug Fact: The scarlet lily beetle (or better yet the lily bug ;P) is a leaf beetle that eats the leaves, stem, buds, and flowers of lilies.

First || Prev // Next

Masterpost

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~

(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)

[squidflavoredsoup]

fiddlestan maybe i thinks

also just mcfucket

[starsonablackboard]

a blessing

[eonslice]

some doodles for luffy's birthday..... happy birthday king!!!!!!

[amberluvsbugs]

The smiling critters are out I can finally share my out-of-context shitpost doodles.

[astrologysaysno]

I saw this Tumblr post floating about on the world wide web and decided, "Hey, let's turn that into a Moshang AU"

Mobei is the heir of Northern Goods, a family-owned multimillion dollar company whose main stream of revenue is the sale and transfer of produce and other goods all across China. As Vice-President, he is the successor to his father, who is planning to step down within the decade or so and retire.

Mobei is a hands-on boss, actively participating in the process of harvesting and preparing to ship these products around the country and internationally, a family tradition to be as involved as possible in the process as to not forget their roots as humble farmers who resided in the desert.

That's all fine and dandy, it's why the turnover rate is so low in his company, their boss is competent in this field.

What Mobei isn't competent about is the more beaureaucratic type of business.

He has no real clue about how things such as accounting and the logistics that ensure that transportation and sale goes smoothly happen. Mobei isn't the business-suit on Wall Street type, he prefers to let his products and their quality speak for themselves.

So he hires a manager from the city to deal with it instead.

Shang Qinghua, a man who lives in the city since he was a child, gets hired by Mobei to as the Logistics Manager of Northern Goods. He snatches up the offer even if it means having to relocate to the countryside.

Plot follows, they fall in love, all that good tea.

Mobei is enamoured by this tiny (Shang Qinghua is not THAT short, Mobei is just very tall and well-built) little man that has somehow paved a way for Northern Goods to be stronger than ever.

Shang Qinghua is in love with his ever friendlier boss that actually understands the hardship and struggle of working out in the field as a farmhand, doing his best to ensure a better and more efficient environment for both the company and their workers.

Shang Qinghua one day decides to try his hand at this whole farming thing now that Mobei and him are closer, but Mobei refuses.

Shang Qinghua is a city man with a city boy constitution. He fears that such strenuous activity may actively kill the poor guy. SQH has worked at a desk and ONLY at a desk for his entire employment, filing taxes and filling forms for the company. Mobei would much rather have his man safe in the shade (hopefully entranced by his figure as he works) rather than having him sweat a river and dying of a stroke while gathering crops.

Shang Qinghua convinces Mobei to let him try anyways, stating he wanted to experience what Mobei experiences.

(If Mobei agrees and both of them use it as an excuse to spend more time with each other, that remains unsaid.)

What Mobei concludes that day is that Shang Qinghua is that the man has no upper body strength at all, but invested it all in his legs. When I tell you this man can run like the wind. Shang Qinghua would put a trackstar to shame.

After having to constantly run from one side of factories and fields to the other in order to stop someone from doing something dumb so many times, he's built up the cardio for extremely long distances without breaking too much of a sweat. He will need some melon seeds and a long nap afterwards, though.

(And if Mobei thinks about his legs every once in a while, he doesn't say a word.)

[aspiringjester]

Look I enjoy internalized-homophobia-Sanji as much as the next guy but what personally makes me feral (and I think is infinitely funnier) is a Sanji who is very comfortable in his own sexuality in terms of being attracted to men but is still Going Through It when he realizes he's attracted to Zoro bc it's ZORO

Like idk to me the idea of him being like "I can handle being into guys BUT NOT THAT ONE" is so hysterical to me

Bc really let's be honest prissy malewife babygirl Sanji would throw a FIT realizing he's in love with the stinky marimo who bathes so much less than he should and couldn't find his way back to the ship if it slapped him in the face with a neon sign

AND I EAT IT UP RRRAAAHHH I NEED MORE OF IT

[mizaruwu]

They say the princess is scarier than the hero, so make sure you don't get on her highness' bad side or you'll never see the light of day again

___

A Princess Zelda Fable inspired by @bokettochild ('s) post about her! I think this version of fable is really neat ^^)

when-someone-is-so-kind-it-actually-disgusts-you Fable and when-someone-is-so-hateful-it-inspires-you-to-be-kinder Fable

I feel like they would blame themselves with how the other turned out, imagine the angst- glob

and here's what her full outfit looks like, that's all~

[eastbluecrewed]

outfit swaps bc i think about straw hat laundry day all the time

[ohposhers]

Your Fleek content has chemically altered my brain in ways I can't describe/pos

SOBBING AT THIS LMAOOOOOO FUCKING LITERALLYYYYY i love Creek being a horrible guy so much he wants to cause so much harm to everyone who wronged him and Floyd is his outlet to do that

[turian]

screams

[fuumiku]

Set the bar higher for yourself. Don’t stop dreaming at becoming a cool monster, strive to become a handsome one.

Here you go my single yearly finished laicion piece lol, looking forward to next year’s, wish me luck