#brb gonna scream

[communist-ojou-sama]

I can't stop thinking about this and spoilers for those who haven't read umineko but I can't stop thinking about how like. The reason why it succeeds at being so fucking heartbreaking is Precisely Because the text Refuses and vehemently Rejects nihilism at every opportunity.

It roundly rejects and casts aside the easy, numbing clichés about the selfishness and inherent evil of man and says: NO. The nurturing love, Self-sacrifice, honor and chivalry, the courage to stand against injustice, every single one of these beautiful and noble qualities existed in every one of them; it was wholly possible for each of them to recognize the best in one another and to be loving and merciful to one another, and they could have found every kind of joy and solace and comfort in one another. And yet. And yet. And yet. They didn't. And it cost them their lives, and not only did it cost them their lives, but it cost them the lives of everyone they held dear.

[falllpoutboy]

I'm in depression post Jayo that I'm seeing tweets from the awards season because someone talked about it lol, I miss them. Anyway, I saw this tweet and I'm 😱😱😱 https://x.com/VivalaRia/status/1744560086750744916

He took her to the farmers market, yes I know it could have been a long time ago when they were not very famous yet and maybe they are just friends in that time but there isn't one, just one, ONE photo of them there.

oh. another casual jayo sighting (2023) to feel completely normal about

[killlerfang1]

Today I learned that the flowers on Lucy Gray’s corset are katniss and primroses

[roseamongroses]

broke something provided by the residence my second day at my new place!!black excellency at its finest!!!

[rainbowdonkee]

TAKE MY MONEY

I can’t believe FE remembers the 5th Anniversary for Fire Emblem Three Houses by announcing our first lord scale figure. Dimitri is best boy so I see you Instsys!!!

[insanity-apathy]

Clay is malleable. You can make clay whatever you want it to be.

MK IS A CLAY MONKEY I-

LMK SEASON 4 SPOILERS

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So we all agree that MK is a clay monkey instead of a stone one since he was crafted instead of bein gradualy created over multiple millenia by nature? Cool!

His skin is unsetlingly smooth for humans, like touching a brick's surface.

And if he gets wet it never lasts because he is súper absorbent, like it would take him maybe seven minutes to absorb all the water. Specially on sunny days.

There's that one time when a crack appeared on his arm, he slapped clay over it and went to sleep, and the next day was like it had never been there.

And since clay is waaay more heat receptive than regular stone, imagine this:

Everyone knowing when MK has been cuddling with his partners because he is, in the literal sense, warm like an oven.

Like, touch him and you might get seriously burnt.

The monkies in FFM cuddling up to him during winter because the heat stays with him for hours.

They needed to buy heat/fire resistant sheets and pajamas because even when Mei and Red Son can handle it, MK has melted thruoght poliester fabrics (did I spell that right?) And there's than one time when they actually set fire to the matress and none of them realised.

The only downside to this is that he conciously need to generarte body heat because he doesn't produce his own naturally.

[abuelitajiji]

every time I remember jacks’s favorite day EVER is when he was at the hollow with Evangeline I scream

[gummieturtle]

the way I started tweaking out cuz the fanfic I've spent the last 2 days reading ended on a cliffhanger, not even like a "the main story is complete here's a lil taste of a possible sequel" cliffhanger, but a "we just got to the climax wtf do you mean it's ending here??" type cliffhanger, IT WAS MARKED AS COMPLETE??😭😭 WHY??😭😭 *sinks into the floor in despair* gonna go slam my head into a wall brb

update: it does in fact have a sequel but I think this post is funny so imma just keep it up, don't mind me reacting way too quick lmao

[plastikstarz]

Final fight

[tommykinard217]

God I need more friends who are into Wayhaven are you KIDDING me

[leopardom]

adding to this post, the following photo is also a year old today

enjoy these three puppies sleeping again

[kwamiwayzz]

While Jecka and Nicole would think that marriage sucks, they'd probably end up getting court married for the benefits. They've been together for awhile. And they do tolerate/care/love(?) each other enough after all the years of dealing with each other's bs.

So, they end up going to the courthouse on a random Wednesday, sign the papers, and everything is official. Great!

Now, Nicole can be under Jecka's health insurance and this also gives Jecka a sigh of relief that she can stay by Nicole's side in the hospital if she were to ever try to off herself again. Unfortunately, simply telling gross and sleazy men that they're married doesn't really keep them away. They don't see a ring, so in their minds, that means Jecka and Nicole aren't taken.

Okay, easy fix.

All Nicole needs to do is buy two rings from some shitty Claire's store on 5th Avenue or whatever to get these guys off their backs. But Jecka protests against it. Not because she's against the idea of wearing fake rings to ward off sleazy men, but because it's at fucking Claire's of all places. She reminds Nicole to have some decorum. They end up going to some random jeweler in the mall to get rings that could appear legit. Nicole just asks for a simple accent ring, while Jecka gets something that's more noticeable but not too gaudy.

They get the rings, and only wear them when they're out in public. When they're home, the ring comes off. Men will still try to pursue either one of them when they're just minding their own business, but it wards off a good chunk of them. As long as they see that ring, these men will assume that either Jecka or Nicole are taken by men. Because, hey! Who gives a fuck about what a woman's opinion?

Either way, it works for the most part. But over time, one of them starts to forget to take their fake wedding ring when they're back home. That little $30-50 accessory starts to mean just a bit more--even if neither party wants to admit it.

After some time, Jecka accidentally loses her's, and she's thinking, damn she has to deal with a higher percentage of men coming onto her again. It's actually perfect timing though, because Nicole had an actual diamond one ready to gift to Jecka.

Nicole says it's no big deal, and that it doesn't mean too much. But hey? The diamond ring will at least tell most other men trying to come onto her that they aren't shit if her "husband" can get her a nice looking ring that makes her look like a millionaire's wife.

Jecka thinks that Nicole stole it at the mall and decided to give it to her. Except she doesn't really give a shit if Nicole did. Because wow, next to getting the counselor away from her (so that Jecka could smoke by herself) in high school, this was probably the second nicest thing anyone has ever done for her.

Thing is, Nicole won't admit to Jecka that she went out of her way to save up enough money (from various odd jobs) to get that ring for her. Maybe she'll tell her. Maybe she won't.

[elizabethlailolsenfan]

First look at Elizabeth Lail as Quinn in the series “Elsbeth”

Elizabeth’s episode comes May 9th on CBS

LOOK AT HER!!!

I can’t!!!

🛐😫

[hayatoseyepatch]

Got a Sam x Suo comm for my self ship from the wonderful @sucodelauranja Thank you bubs I absolutely adore it and I might just actually sob. Definitely check out my girl if her commissions are open she is absolutely amazing and the absolute best. 💖

[brb-on-a-quest]

I don't think they know the way to make playlists is to lie down on the floor listen to the song on loop until the vibes are revealed.

[mikaikaika]

No but like the themes and motifs that surround qTubbo right now as he walks around willy nilly with basically no armour on as he keeps throwing himself infront of danger to protect Sunny while making absolutely no efforts to protect himself. He keeps jumping from ledges without his glider and he keeps leaping from edges while basically making "YOLO" jokes.

No one sees the hurt he is feeling or the grief he hiding, all everyone sees is the pretty crown on his head and the never-leaving flower in his hand - without ever knowing how much both of the things mean to him albeit in complete different ways. One symbolising the shiny symbol of everything that Sunny brought to his life and the other symbolising everything how much he has lost including his own self.