#brain is Annoying

[malkaleh]

If you’re still interested in prompts; jealous Henry and Anne as Cromwell laughs too much with More?

He’s going to kill him, friend or no. It’s not that Henry distrusts his husband nor that he begrudges him happiness but he admits to loathing the way that any other might impose upon him.

Anne has never hated it more than there is only one of her husbands she might touch, embrace and kiss in public - Henry can get away with touching their Thomas a little, even if it is only in the way of two friends but she, she cannot even with the Duke of Essex’s reputation for chastity and hers for proper queenly behaviour.

She wants to push him onto the table, ride him in front of everyone so the vultures will stop circling and prodding at him, as though they have any right to him.

Thomas is laughing, which is rare to see in public - his laugh is reserved for their family, a treasure for private moments when he might put the mask he wears aside. Henry does not begrudge his raven laughter or joy - he begrudges that Thomas More rests his hand so easily upon him when he and Anne cannot do the same with him, their own husband.

“…It is hard to credit I know, but yes, I was an artists model - being young and in need of funds in Florence, Master More means that it was well looked for funds”

“It is not hard to credit, my friend - you have the look of a subject of a painting - perhaps a shepherd or an ancient scholar in Alexandria intent on his books - or a Roman Senator of great virtue.”

For they are friends, these two Thomas’ - despite the religious differences between them there is a gentle respect, an understanding there and Henry, Henry does not resent it except that he could punch More for the way he is so easy with his raven in this moment.

Thomas laughs again then, saying somewhat about how flattered he feels for such comparisons and Henry, Henry looks at Anne and they can bear it no longer.

Anne doesn’t remember how they all managed to leave the gathering - the excuses they made fading into a haze of desire and want - because she wants. Right now. She pulls Thomas between her and Henry, impatiently pulling at clothes as they take turns kissing him.

One of Henrys hands is in Thomas’ curls, the other wrapped around his chest and oh, oh, he wants. Wants to mark him, to bite into his neck, to stamp that no one should touch this man, to imprint himself and Anne onto his skin - but he won’t. They won’t. Norwich has marked their love enough, has meant that kind of roughness can never be the love that it is between he and Anne. So instead, instead he gently kisses Thomas’ neck, tugs at the pendant that hangs there, whispers about how he wishes to give him more adornments, more garb.

Anne thinks there is little more beautiful than having one husband between her legs and the other beneath her upon the table, awaiting her commands. But there is something more - she has Thomas inside her and Henry inside Thomas - Thomas pressed between them, utterly without a mask and utterly theirs - he is saying something half in Italian, half in Greek and Henry is whispering praise in Latin.

“You are so beautiful love. So very beautiful - such a precious jewel, my raven, my husband. I would not have you harmed, I would not have you hurt.”

There is something about the way Henry tells Thomas such things that truly undoes him - Anne can see it and it undoes her too, to think of being able to care for their Thomas, to protect him and to know he is there only for them.

She thinks has never been so ready when she guides her secret husband cock inside her, never felt more complete than with Thomas between them, her hands in Henrys hair, a promise that here, here she commands a king. Here she whispers promises to Henry as he is inside their husband, tells him to control his release, to be quieter, to be allowed to touch her.

She looks at Henry afterwards and there is a silent vow between them that they will buy every painting their husband ever posed for.

[sabellart]

he gets cold and SOMEBODY has to do something about it, might as well be jayce

[imtheiliad]

hmmm feeling some things. hate that.

[nightmaretour]

Anyway, people with brain damage I love you. People who have had strokes I love you, especially if you're told you were "too young" to have one. People who acquired your brain damage by less common means such as infection, lack of oxygen at birth or degenerative disease, I love you. People with moderate and severe brain damage, I love you. People who lost their sight or hearing or ability to speak because of their brain damage, I love you. People who have paralysis from their brain damage, I love you. People with amnesia and severe cognitive issues from their brain damage, I love you. People with rare and unusual symptoms from their brain damage, I love you.

You are not a punchline, you haven't lost your humanity, your thoughts and opinions are as valuable as anyone else's. We deserve respect.

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[rapidhighway]

heyyyy guess who got emotional over sonic adventure 2 againnn :] (don't tag as ship, thanks!)

[courtmartialme]

same breed of pathetic wet dog guys

[captaincalamity]

the thing that pisses me off about the minecraft movie is how boring it is (or will be). people have consistently proven that complex stories and ideas can be conveyed through minecraft, with it not just acting as a backdrop- instead we get jumanji: block edition and it’s so annoying. minecraft is a beautiful game that has brought so many people together, that influenced countless childhoods, and this is what we get? i’m pretty sure it’s going to be the same plot as fucking angry birds.

this movie is taking all the momentum that countless creatives have provided to minecraft for 15 years and acknowledging NONE of it. you can have your opinions of mcyters but at least they have the guts to tell a story.

fuck, maybe my expectations were too high- but it’s hard to not expect more when we consistently got more from way weirder sources. things like stampys lovely world, the fallen kingdom saga, dantdms lab, hermitcraft, the dsmp and qsmp, genuinely every minecraft let’s play has SOME form of story- it’s just disappointing to see mojang fail to create a better story when they’ve had so many examples.

the world has MUCH bigger problems right now, but it’s still upsetting- i was born right in time to grow up with minecraft. and while im not surprised, i am disappointed.

[deservedgrace]

The other thing about discussing harmful things about the christian church and getting "that's not what that verse really means/that's not how that doctrine should be applied/that's not actually supported biblically/etc" back is that... at a certain point it doesn't matter. Yes there are varying beliefs within christianity (understatement with 45,000 different denominations lmao), but you don't get to claim that christianity is separate from any harmful beliefs when a lot of harmful beliefs are the majority.

You can say "the bible wasn't ever talking about gay relationships in [xyz] verses" but that doesn't make the average church actually safe and affirming for queer people. You can say "actually hell doesn't have any biblical backing" but that doesn't mean very much when like 75-80% of christians believe in hell. You can say "men and women are equal in the eyes of the Lord" but it doesn't erase the rampant misogyny in christian culture.

If the members make up the church, if members are the church, then at a certain point the cultural beliefs or majority beliefs have precedence over what was intended. You can't say "oh just ignore [belief/doctrine/interpretation/etc]" when that would be dismissing the church's most predominant collective beliefs. You don't get to just disregard harm because that "wasn't the intention". You don't get to look at the result of said harm and decide it doesn't matter because it makes you look bad.

[purrvaire]

they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[bluegiragi]

debrief.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[nordidia]

morning grumpy raph is something that can be so personal

ppl who get extremely dramatic and emotional when eepy gang

[crustyfloor]

This parallel this parallel this parallel, it's cute how surprised Sua looks when people are affectionate with her, but I wonder if Ivan ever reminded Sua of her sister at times with the way he treated her, sometimes being reminiscent of how she used to be treated by her sister, and the cruelty was just as familiar(?)

[pipedreame]

this post but it’s Tim and Danny

Tim came across a weird symbol during a case and he’s run into a dead end with it. He’s taken to doodling it as he thinks and one night it gets particularly bad and he’s probably drawn it like a hundred times as he mentally goes over all the details of whatever case he’s working and then BAM there’s a glowing green (Lazarus Pit green, oh shit) swirling vortex and someone, no, something, is crawling out of it and —

“Okay, enough! I’m here!! What the FUCK do you want?”

It’s a… teenager? With glowing green eyes and white hair and he’s… floating? and super hot What the fuck.

Tim: What the fuck.

Danny: No that’s my line. What the fuck. Do you want?

Tim: Uhhh —

Danny, looking around: Wait holy shit is this the Batcave!??

[just-null]

CAT BOYS CAT BOYS

[ameamedraws]

Hey *uno reverses you*