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effulgent-girl Ā· 1 year ago
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The Lannister-Tarths
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Jaime & Brienne's children (from left to right)
Galen, Joelle*, Taymour*, Renay, Jalyn* and Selia*
* indicates twins
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mothmage Ā· 1 year ago
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brienne and jaime are both just so gender. like you have one of the most beautiful knights in the realm, fair and golden-haired, who looks in the mirror and sees his twin sister, who has always done her bidding and centered his life around hers, who doesnt know who he is without her, and then you have the maid of tarth, the ugliest woman in westeros, whoā€™s always been too big, too tall, too bulky, dreamed of being a knight while stifling dreams of being loved, being thought beautiful, who thinks her only good quality is her skill with a sword and even that has been an embarrassment to those around her, an oddity, something to laugh and jeer at. i just ā€” it isnt even that they subvert stereotypes, its that they both allow each other to be nothing more or less than what they are, and everything that entails
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jynersq Ā· 3 months ago
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jaime ā€œhelpingā€ brienne come up with baby names but the suggestions are as follows:
- jaime jr
- jaime ii: tokyo drift
- jaime thee stallion
- emiaj
- jamie iii: this time itā€™s personal
- i canā€™t believe itā€™s not jaime
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aphemera Ā· 2 months ago
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i just feel like jaime and brienne would be the type of parents to adopt
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doctorwhomybae Ā· 2 years ago
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We donā€™t talk enough about how embarrassing it would be to be Brienne of Tarth saying jaimes name in your sleep and having everyone around you think you were having a spicy dream about himā€¦
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torchwood-99 Ā· 1 year ago
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Today I learned that "true" Brienne of Tarth fans don't want her finding love and romance, but that her real happy ending will be her living a life of devotion and duty to the pretty person who happens to be their fave.
Funny that.
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falllpoutboy Ā· 1 year ago
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ah yes, the age old question. help me, jb fandom!
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crowcoven Ā· 1 year ago
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someone end my suffering Iā€™m thinking of a braime/lannister fam supernatural au and it went from a silly little idea to me eyeing a google doc because the idea is GROWING
#like dean jaime#sam tyrion#cersei mystery other sibling okay just trust me it works ive thought about it sooooooooo mcuh#brienne cas#john obvi tywin#like the starks are a werewolf pack#tywin would have killed ned at some point so theres a lot of tension at first but it evens out eventually between all the kids#tyrion being like poisoned in the womb sam style with demon blood but tywin and cersei still blame him for joannas death#but once the kiddos learn the truth about the whole demon blood oh shit tyrions in trouble thing#cersei goes NUTS#now she REALLY has someone to blame and like minor murder spree shit gets messy trying to find demon dude#but eventually she breaks and its actually just GUILT for how badly she treated tyrion for so long#they get slowly better after#and and the whole you dont think you deserve to be saved? destiel thing with braime#like im sorry angel brienne are you kidding me#OMG ruby can be shae thats so sad and twisted I love it#jaime loses his hand via hell hounds#brienne tries to fix it and she cant but later jaime tells her its okay#that maybe hes grown to be better without it#cant decide if any incest#prob just like they were werid co dependant with like tension for awhile but never actually did anything besides maybeee kiss at some point#im giving cersei a cool demon girlfriend i dont even care#danys gotta be in here somewhere i need that girl to be magic#it wont be like spn plot per say just same world and a lotta same elements#but like mashed together as i see fir
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norringtondeservestheworld Ā· 9 months ago
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"It's bloody hot in here"
We are in 2024 and I still see (stupid) people claiming that Braime shouldn't have happened because it was "awkward" and they use as argument Jaime saying to Brienne "It's bloody hot in here" making memes of how Jaime looks like a stupid teenager at the first crush and how his flirting sucks.
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But the thing is that.. his flirting IS SUPPOSED to sucks. Jaime Lannister is a 40+ years old man who has been all his life in an abusive and incestual relationship with his sister who manipulated him since they were kids and used sex to have something from him in return and because of that he never slept with another woman because he never felt attraction for another woman.. until now. Brienne is the first woman he sexually and romantically desired outside his sister so IT'S HIS FIRST TIME TRYING TO SEDUCE A WOMAN.
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Just look at him. The awkward smile, the eyes constantly moving. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING. HE IS SO NERVOUS HE CAN'T EVEN UNDRESS HIMSELF.
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And Brienne is as awkward as him. She is a virgin who has been mocked because of her appearance since ever, she wasn't estethically attractive and she knew. She never knew what it meant being courted or desired because she thought this day for her wouldn't come. So after Jaime patethic way of flirting she initially doesn't understand what the fuck is going on and gets confused, until she realized what is happening and all you can see is her completely disbelief.
The scene is supposed to be awkward because Jaime and Brienne are feeling awkward. Because it's their first time. Because they are getting vulnerable to someone who they disliked at first, but that now they love. Because they are living something that they never thought it would happen to them.
Just another prove of how Nikolaj Coster Waldau and Gwendoline Christie always understood their characters. While these people never did.
BONUS Jaime's face when he realized it's finally happening MY GOD I CAN'T WITH THESE TWO-
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redclaire999 Ā· 6 months ago
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Mood board, inspirationā€¦too much time on Pinterest! Whatā€™s in my head as I write Terms and Conditions
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alishaaxo Ā· 3 months ago
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List of All Elia Martell-centric fics I enjoy:
Elia Martell And The Crown She Didnā€™t Want: AU where she marries Baelor Hightower yet Rhaegar is longing for her, which is unreciprocated.
Two Fatherā€™s, One Son: Everyone Lives AU where Jon Snow dies unexpectedly and Elia comes back to KL, married to Baelor Hightower.
The Isle Of Faces Does Not Welcome: Elia and Rhaegar have a third child, and Elia confronts Lyanna. No bashing of her, from Lyannaā€™s POV.
Clean AU: Elia and children are missing, assumed dead for 15 years, until a mystery knight returns to KL, claiming the blue roses his mother deserves.
The Queen And Her Bastard: Everyone Lives AU. Legitimised bastard Jon with sympathetic Lyanna slowly turned more cunning against Elia. Jon-Aegon have positive relationship, in spite of their motherā€™s ambitions.
The Brightest Sun: Elia and kids transported to Harry Potter Epilogue era. Train and arrive to Westeros during GOT. 200K words.
Poetry is what he thought, but did not say: Erik Kilmonger as Rhaegar. Ruthless Elia with ruthless Rhaegar who has a controversial temperament and bad reputation. Interesting dynamic with Barristan, Arthur and Aerys.
Dragons spin and spin: Spiders weave and weave: Mainly Elia Martell AU oneshot collection, with other characters included.
A tigress, not a woman: Elia Martell scorned by Rhaegar, wants for a annulment. Elia beloved by the Smallfolk.
Poison is a Womanā€™s Weapon: Queen Regent Elia watches on as Aegon gets crowned, reminiscing on the past.
An unexpected news item: Elia Martell gets shocking news. Very exaggerated bashing of Lyanna.
With Careful Hands and A Strong Chin: Doran died as a babe, Elia is the heir to Dorne. Arthur-Elia.
With Duty In Mind: Elia and Rhaella clean up Rhaegarā€™s messes.
Gone Girl: Elia dies only to wake up before her wedding. She runs away, with Rhaegar following suit in her trail in regret.
In The Chaos Of A World: Rhaegar dies while Lyanna and Elia live to see Robert ascend. Robert-Elia not in a romantic light, but political.
Caged Beasts And Cloudy Skies: Braime-centric, yet Elia-focused as they wish to crown her after the scorn from R+L, and bring her to rest at her homeland.
Lex Talionis: SIOC of Elia, takes the war into her own hands. Jaime-Elia centric.
Lady of Stormsend: Annulled Elia-Rhaegar, yet Elia married Robert and jealousy and resentment arises.
From Where Blessings Flow: Robert and Elia marry, yet the Realm is not settled as Aegon and Rhaenys grow. With Rhaenys-Viserys.
Living With Regret Of The Chance Not Taken: Rhaegar and Lyanna are married, while Elia, Aegon and Rhaenys are missingā€¦ until they are not. And life turns on itā€™s head. No bashing, just critical of R+L.
Planetos React: Modern AU react to historical figures Elia, Aegon, Rhaenys and Jaime found within tombs, and go wild on tumblr.
But A Woman Is A Changling (always shifting shape: My fic!! Selfless promo! Elia has a green-dress moment ala Alicent where she shows pride in her heritage and snarks towards Rhaegar and Lyanna.
This is all the Elia-centric fics I know of and enjoy! If you have any, please comment them and Iā€™ll add them to this masterlist!!
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atopvisenyashill Ā· 7 months ago
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Who are Sansaā€™s potential contenders in your opinion?
iā€™ve talked about this before but iā€™d love to talk about it again lmao. i think the potential romantic endgame contenders are (in order of most to least likely) jon, brienne, theon, and podrick (thereā€™s a wide gap between theon and podrick) and i use the term romantic likeā€¦ā€¦i mean a little loosely. iā€™m gonna explain my criteria a bit.
sansaā€™s suitors must be
within a decade of her age
someone who has, when they meet her, a claim to a seat powerful enough to at least be in the same ballpark as the Starks
someone who would be willing to relocate to winterfell or near winterfell
someone who won't feel threatened by her title
shares her romantic sensibilities
someone whose identity subverts the typical Westerosi idea of what a True Knight and a Proper Husband is
someone who is actively trying and at least partially succeeding at being a good person, but specifically someone who has themes associated with what she desires - a True Knight and Hero From A Song
so letā€™s explain.
firstly, when weā€™re talking ā€œpotential contendersā€ i think everyone is picturing something slightly different. iā€™m talking about like. the relationship that will be one of the focal points of her story going forward, the relationship that will mean the most to her bc it fulfills her dreams while matching her growth and maturity, the relationship her story is building towards her meeting. i think thereā€™s a lot of,,,idk confrontations on the horizon. theon hearing bran in the trees. danyā€™s nightmare about (probably) euron. everyone and their mother hearing wolves howling in the distance. half these characters are like on a boat, on a dragon, on a walk in the woods, literally on the way to meet someone when we leave them in feastdance and sansa is no exception to this - the Themes Are Coming For Her.
i think thereā€™s been a build up over sansaā€™s story that she is going to meet The Hero Of Her Dreams, but they will not fit the typical mold of a hero. They will help empower her, protecting her physically while she protects them politically. There will be genuine love, and dedication. A bond to rival Naerys & Aemon, Florian & Jonquil, a person who will love her until the end of her daysā€¦a person who is also going to be helpful when it comes to her new role as The Stark In Winterfell. this means a) the line of succession will be dealt with in a practical manner and not swept under the rug and b) someone who likely has some sort of background in either politics or battle.
Maybe itā€™s a contradiction to say this relationship can be romantic and satisfying to read while also saying there's a chance it will be ā€œsubtextā€ butā€¦I just think, looking at his inspirations being soooo focused on things like courtly love, chivalry, that a spin that involves Sansa feeling a deep affection for a Knight protecting her, with no men around (but again, crucially, having discussed how the hell sheā€™s going to have kids, with a partner who will not shy away from a frank discussion like that) is still a satisfying "romantic" arc. Yes i am saying this is how I have my cake and eat it too, where Braime fucks and then Jaime dies, then Brienne stays in the North with a conveniently (publicly) single Sansa who leans on her for comfort. This is my meta and we're never getting the winds of winter to disprove it, but also I'm thinking specifically of the focus on rumors surrounding the sexualities of a lot of characters in F&B - Alyn and Addam Velaryon, Rhaenyra Targaryen, Laenor and Laena Velaryon, Rhaena the Black Bride, to name just a few very obvious ones - as well as the repeated princess and knight dynamic that follows both Sansa (with Dontos and Sandor) as well as is present in F&B (Rhaenyra & Harwin, Rhaenyra & Criston, Alysanne & Jonquil Darke, Aegon & Visenya imo also fits this) that this dynamic can be romantic but also not explicitly stated to be a sexual or romantic relationship. MOVING ON.
I think itā€™s actually most likely that Briensa and Jeynsa that are winning the ā€œso which one is actually gonna go canonā€ war bc theyā€™ll be single, in the same place, and clearly devoted to each other while like, Jon/Theon/Aegon/Sandor/Tyrion/Basically Every Man Shipped With Sansa are miserable and cold or dead elsewhere. (littlefucker isnā€™t included bc heā€™s definitely dead šŸ˜). I just need everyone to understand my definition of ā€œgoes canonā€ is so so loose. ANYWAYS. EXPLANATIONS-
within a decade of her age
i am once again saying that every relationship with a huge age gap that starts with one of them below the age of 17 ends badly and the reason is bc george is not a pervy moron, he is actually writing about the ways in which the hypersexualization and forced child marriages in westeros are damaging to these girls. ā€œbut he said dany & drogo were in love!!ā€ heā€™s very clearly the sort who likes to find the romantic and erotic in the grotesque and horrific, and looking at this from the characterā€™s point of view. i think his comments line up just fine with the justifications these girls make to themselves about the marriages they are forced into. also heā€™s just an old man and he phrases things in ways that make you cringe sometimes, pls be serious šŸ˜­ the only exceptions to this rule are really Rhaenys/Corlys and arguably Rhaenyra's various romantic ties but a) none of Rhaenyra's romantic relationships end well and in fact help speed her right along to her gruesome death and b) Rhaenys and Corlys' relationship is fraught with political problems and also, he has an affair with a teenager so again, george is Saying Something about the reasons why certain types of men prefer women much younger than them. "but what about roose and fat walda?" they are both gonna die horribly, next question.
SO. itā€™s not gonna be tyrion. itā€™s not gonna be sandor. itā€™s not gonna be littlefucker. theyā€™re too goddamn old and sansa spending the rest of her life rationalizing these guys perving on her when sheā€™s barely even middle school aged is not (imo) the ending she is going to get.
this leaves us with the rest of her more popular ships - jeyne, margaery, harry, sweetrobin, aegon vi, jon, theon (admittedly pushing it here! i can be logical about this!), podrick, and brienne (technically bran and arya are here too ig, i mean if we want to be really fair to all ships). onto the next criteria-
someone who has a claim to something in the same general social circle as winterfell
technically i do think thereā€™s a chance george goes for something radical at the ending like abolishing the monarchy and if he does that i will kiss him on the mouth (with consent from him & parris). BUT. i think the most likely ending is more of a loosening of the feudal system - showing us the next few hopeful steps away from absolute monarchies. what iā€™m saying is The System still exists and will still exist throughout twow and ados, so I think itā€™s logical to assume that Sansa is not going to marry ā€œbeneathā€ her. if anyone does, it's arya.
anyways thatā€™s a double pass on sandor & littlefucker. this is also why i admit pod is a stretch - the paynes arenā€™t nobodies but pod himself is from a cadet branch, so fairly low in the pecking order . i mostly include him bc i think heā€™ll make a name for himself alongside brienne, potentially enough to overcome that gap and he fits the rest of the criteria too well imo to completely disregard him. ā€œwhy canā€™t sandor or littlefucker do thatā€ bc sandor doesnā€™t have enough time before the end of the series to make up for all the shit he did as the hound In The Eyes Of The Public Or, Crucially, Sansaā€™s Family and littlefucker is going to die šŸ˜
you could argue this also crosses out jon and jeyne. COUNTERPOINT - jeyne is a girl it literally doesnā€™t matter so long as sheā€™s high enough to be one of sansaā€™s ladies and she is, so she passes; jon is one of three targaryens left alive (and even if aegon's a blackfyre, he doesn't know that so still counts!!) and all the secrecy around jon's legitimacy + robbā€™s will means clearly something is cooking here. also he has an impressive resume on paper.
someone who would actually live in Winterfell
I donā€™t feel itā€™s necessary to argue that Sansa is going to be IN WINTERFELL and END UP IN WINTERFELL bc she lichrally builds Winterfell after Arya, the sibling she interacts with the most, hears a prophecy about a girl slaying a giant IN A CASTLE MADE OF SNOW. This does not feel subtle nor like a stretch. Whether sheā€™s a regent for Rickon/Bran, a ruling lady, or a queen, she is GOING HOME the same as the rest of the Starklings and she will be important in helping rebuild it. Therefore, the person sheā€™s with has to not only be cool with being at Winterfell often, they have to not induce immediate fury and rage in her siblings.
sandor? triple dead. tyrion? weā€™ll call him 1.5 dead to be polite. aegon vi? doomed and dead. harry hardyng? does Not seem likely to relocate. littlefucker probably would relocate but good luck getting two steps into the north or riverlands without every living starksā€™ ā€œitā€™s time to beat that annoying fuck upā€ alarms blaring in their heads ready to run him through.
theon is a hard maybe but since he actually feels bad & also grew up with them, i think he has plenty of time in the next 2k pages of story to make up some ground with jon, arya, and bran. margaery feels like a hard maybe as well - itā€™s looking bleak for the tyrells & i donā€™t think margaeryā€™s family is going to let her move to the north without a good reason. but i also feel like. thereā€™s too many unknowns to technically count her out.
brienne & pod Will be living in the North and they Will be on the guard and That Is That. jeyne & jon donā€™t seem to have any plans on leaving the North any time soon either.
someone who won't feel threatened by her title
this is a near constant through line in her story - that whoever marries her will want her for her claim first and foremost. it's going to factor into her relationships, specifically about how she's going to have a child. whether she has a secret marriage, longstanding affair, or a public husband, it's going to be someone who is not constantly trying to usurp her power literally or metaphorically.
that means no aegon vi, no sweetrobin, no harry, no littlefucker, no tyrion. tyrion's claim to the westerlands is a competing one with her, and tyrion himself is interested in her title way more than sansa as a person (it's why he doesn't see her escape coming and why he's so bitter over it - the whole time he thought she was a silly girl and had no idea she was plotting to escape and nearly did escape at several points. he thought she was helpless! you can bet your ass he is going to feel threatened by the idea that she does not need his ass). sandor, imo, will also feel threatened by her having such a lofty title, and i cannot see him being capable of any sort of secret marriage. "well they could just marry publicly" she's not publicly marrying a man known to be a child killer. to be completely honest, i think margaery would feel threatened by her title as well.
jon, podrick, brienne, jeyne are all people who would not only not feel threatened, they would be proud, celebrate it, actively fight to keep her in a state of power. theon is imo a maybe - the theon we meet in the beginning would objectively feel threatened by Sansa having a title loftier than his. a theon who has lived through everything he has by the end of the dance is imo much more likely to be happier out of the spotlight. all of them as well would be willing to be frank about how she's going to have a child, and would not mind Sansa saying something like "my children were fathered by a wolf."
someone who shares her romantic sensibilities
listen. she's gonna like, get along with her suitor. someone who won't laugh at her for wanting to be swept off her feet, someone who also craves a more romantic life.
this eliminates, imo, harry, sweetrobin, littlefucker, and sandor, probably aegon vi as well.
brienne, jon, theon, jeyne, and podrick are all romantic types - jon imagines having children named after ned and robb just llike sansa, theon had dreamed as a hostage of marrying sansa and calling ned father, brienne dreams of lofty knightly ideals of protecting the weak, and podrick and jeyne both have stories very much tied to subverting the ideas of a true knight and a damsel in distress.
someone who is an Atypical True Knight
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true knight/hero from a song themes + marginalized in some way in Westeros = brienne, jon, theon, tyrion. sandor feels relevant here in that he is not a true knight but he clearly wants to be after his encounters with the stark girls and also he doesn't look like one either.
aegon vi could arguably count due to being dornish, so i guess i'll give him a .5 in this category. harry is as typical as they come, and neither margaery nor jeyne have anything that links them narratively to the concept of a true knight or hero from a story (except, i suppose, for jeyne's link to theon). podrick is also fairly typical but again, kinda lowish for a noble so i guess .5, and he also has several scenes where he's expressly linked with being an Atypical True Knight (mainly, the scene where he saves Tyrion during the Battle on the Blackwater).
a True Knight
i simply do not think the lesson sansa is going to ā€œlearnā€ here is that no one will ever love her for who she is and her marriage will be about her claim and nothing more because there are no True Knights left. every time someone is like ā€œshe wonā€™t have a romance bc her story is about not needing loveā€ i find it mind boggling because in what world is asoiaf about not needing love, first of all, and second of all, her arc wrt her desires for marriage and love has so clearly been tied to this concept of a True Knight and the idea that a True Knight does not always ~look good~ and that someone who is not a knight may be capable of good and that you can always just Choose To Do Good at any point but you have to Make That Choice, and that is all very different from ā€œnot needing love.ā€ Sansa is naive yes but!! Sansa is Dunk sitting there surrounded by strong handsome men in expensive, gorgeous armor and asking if there are any true knights among them-
EXCEPT SOMEONE WILL STEP UP TO THE PLATE.
ā€œa dream of springā€ means there will be just a little hope. so help Will Come and they will be a True Knight they just wonā€™t take a form she expects. this is a large part of the reason why iā€™m on the briensa train. Brienne is The Truest Of True Knights! She serves a King she's in love with who doesn't love her back faithfully, she swears a vow to Sansa's mother after comparing Catelyn's courage to that of a knight's and laments the fate of women who die unremembered in a birthing bed, she's on a noble quest to find Sansa with an assist from The Most Infamous Knight In Westerosi History, sheā€™s the secret descendant of The Other Truest Of True Knights, and I feel itā€™s very clear from geography, theme, and foreshadowing standpoints that Brienne and Sansa are going to be linking up soon.
I have always felt that the Ashford Tourney Theory is linking Sansa to both Jon and Brienne narratively - Jon for being the dark haired Targaryen Prince defender and Brienne for being the Dunk descendant and True Knight that interrupts the tourney. Not only that, but Jon has that "she wished for a hero to strike him down" "ed, fetch me a block" parallel that I think is really important.
BUT. They're not the only ones with links like this. Theon has the similar link of how life is not a song and is actively grasping for redemption when we last left him. Podrick, like Brienne, is on a True Knight's quest to save Sansas and is discounted as a hero despite having several heroic moments for himself - including actively seeking Brienne out to help with her quest. Tyrion frequently struggles with concepts of morality but is on an absolute downward trajectory.
Who is not tied to these last two concepts nor acts at all like a True Knight? Aegon VI (arguable I suppose), Harry Hardyng, and once again, Littlefucker.
IN SUMMATION
Who doesn't fit any of the critera? Littlefucker, and that's why his ass is grass.
Who fits very little of the criteria? Tyrion (too old, not likely to live in Winterfell, cares too much about her title, on a downward spiral), Sandor (too old, too low born, not a True Knight and not becoming one any time soon, plus Arya will kill him if he tries something), Aegon VI (would not relocate, is not tied to the concept of a True Knight, plus he's doomed), Harry Hardyng (would not relocate, cares too much about titles, is not a true knight nor atypical in way, doesn't seem given to romantic sensibilities).
Who fits most of the criteria? Jeyne Poole and Margaery Tyrell. However there are pretty big plot reasons Margaery won't have any sort of romantic, subtext or otherwise, long lasting relationship with Sansa so even though on paper she fits, I think she's highly unlikely to impossible.
Who fits all of that criteria, ie, close to her age, has an important name (or has a reason why it doesn't matter), and is an Atypical True Knight with a romantic outlook on life with narrative links to Sansa? Brienne of Tarth and Jon Snow, and arguably Theon Greyjoy and Podrick Payne.
Anyways I think Sansa should start a bisexual polycule in the North. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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abouquetofdaylillies Ā· 4 months ago
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i live for ur modern aus i need more pls
Thank you! I'm currently in the process of writing a modern AU, but it's less comedic, and more of a dramatic romance. Jaime is a homicide detective and Brienne is a child welfare agent and she's pulled into the murder investigation of one of client's mothers.
I'm also making plans for a Western Gothic Braime fic, and a Blair Witch (kinda sorta, it'll be a ghost story but it'll take place in the Riverlands or the Whsipers can't decide) Braime fic.
But, for more modern AU headcanons, here you go:
-Jaime never obeys the speed limit, in the city or on the highway, and it stresses Brienne the HELL OUT.
-Tommen is one of those ipad kids who wears those big onesies around the house.
-Myrcella has a coquette/pink aesthetic blog that she keeps secret from the adults because a bunch of the photos are just women in pink thigh high stockings.
-Brienne loves historical romance but keeps it secret, she either reads on her phone or keeps the books hidden under her bed.
-Joffrey only wears stinky Minecraft hoodies and blackmails Myrcella by threatening to tell Cersei about her blog.
-Brienne is a big athleisure girly because she can always find peices that fit her and look good. When she starts openly dating Jaime, Cersei makes a bunch of passive aggressive posts on her Facebook and Twitter about how whorish and sloppy she thinks it is for women to wear leggings as pants.
-Jaime is constantly sending Brienne memes that are months old and she doesn't have the heart to tell him, so she's always like, "That's great sweetie :)"
-Jaime and Cersei were big on terms of endearment when they were dating, and called each other 'babe' alot. They've had several very tense and awkward moments where one of them accidently called the other 'babe' in front of Tywin.
-Jaime is still a big fan of terms of endearment when he starts dating Brienne, but calls her 'my love' instead. Brienne just calls him Jaime.
-Both Jaime and Brienne hate PDA but are very affectionate in private. If Brienne is sleeping on her stomach or back Jaime will lay on top of her like a slug until he feels like he has enough Brienne-time.
-Jaime and Brienne watch Dateline together.
-Tyrion is a huge pothead. He started using to help him with his chronic joint pain and eventually opens a head shop with Tysha, who is a ceramic artist and makes pipes that they sell in their shop. Margarey is a frequent flier in their store.
-Sansa plays tennis even though she likes track better. She thinks tennis skirts are prettier and tennis is a more refined sport.
-Jon has more friends than Robb, and often invites him to parties instead of the other way around. Robb loves parties while Jon hates them.
-Theon is hired as a waiter because he's really hot but quits because he didn't realize how much walking it takes and Ramsay the line cook always silently stares at him when he goes back into the kitchen.
-Sam and Jon become roommates after Sam gets kicked out and they host Smash bros tournaments in their apartment. They're very close friends and often get mistaken for a couple. Robb posts about how much he loves his LGBT family members on his Insta during pride month to try and be supportive and Jon thinks it's for Brynden Tully and likes it.
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daenystheedreamer Ā· 7 months ago
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Top five Winds of Winter must haves?
BRAIME i need braime content please grrm. not asking for like canon braime or 2.5 kids white picket fence i just want some crazy braime shit to go down.
volantis burned to the ground and the lyseni populace murdering their overlords (everyone say thank you dany)
faegon reveal
SATIN IS JUST A NICE MAN AND NOT A LITTLEFINGER SPY
sansa kills someone preferably petyr but i'll settle for harrold hardyng
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the-hufflepuffle Ā· 6 months ago
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I like to think, in another life, Ser Barristan knew that Cerseis children were Jaime's, and (having been essentially Jaime's only good father figure) looks after Tommen and Myrcella as his own blood.
I think he'd try to watch Joffrey but I think k because Cersei lost her Baratheon baby so young she'd be extra clingy and possessive of Joffrey because āœØļøtraumaāœØļø, so he just takes care of the younger ones.
Alternatively, in a Braime world, he watches their children like a grandfather.
Mostly I'm here for Ser Barristan seeing 15 year old Jaime and going "Oh so I'm a father now. This is my son."
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The actor plays a grandfather on Derry Girls on Netflix and I keep seeing him with the baby and being like "what if that was Ser Barristan with Jaime's kids".
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norakbubbles Ā· 8 months ago
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I just finished the final episode of Game of Thrones about two hours ago and....*sighs*
I have many feelings and I'm going to list them:
1. Braime and Theonsa could have been endgame couples if the writers weren't COWARDS-
2. "Bran the Broken" makes me giggle bc they literally couldn't find any other nickname for him
3. I still low-key think Gendry should have been king in the end, given he technically was supposed to have the iron throne after Robert died in the first place
3. Yaayyy Jon, Tormund and Ghost are together again (if s8 ended with me not being able to see Tormund for one last time I would've thrown hands)
4. Literally poor tyrion being made another hand of someone he barely knows when he doesn't want to
5. Bronn wanting to prioritize rebuilding brothels over ships makes me laugh
6. Robin Arryn's glow-up shocked me bc he actually doesn't look like an iPad kid anymore šŸ‘šŸ‘
7. Sandor being one of the casualties in the final fight saddened me more than Jaime I'm sorry but it did
8. Ngl I forgot who Edmure Tully was for a hot minute when he showed up
9. Dany's death did not make me upset but Drogon's reaction to her death did idk why
10. Did anyone else go "Now what?" during the last few minutes? Like Sansa being crowned queen of the North and Jon and Tormund going off with the wildlings and Ghost? Like what are they gonna do now? There really aren't any more threats. If anyone does know of any still existing threats by the end of the series let me know
Anyway, I'm pretty sure my mom is tired of hearing me yap about Braime all the time and my sis and I both agree that Theon should have been there with Sansa as she was crowned. I loved the series, and will most likely be moving on to HotD next bc I've heard it's good. Yes season 8 could have been better but in the end, we just have to accept that that's how the series ended and there's nothing we can do about it....
that's what fanfiction is for... šŸ˜—
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