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omg I used to be on bumble and came across a girl with a 10/10 profile and them I got to the ‘unpopular opinion’ and it was something along the lines of “I don’t think incest is bad idk why everyone makes a big deal out of it” swiped left might have squandered my only chance with Jaime Lannister rip. (I have proof too but decided that I’m not ready for people to know I used to be on bumble💔)

ive never used a dating app so just pissing myself at this reality that there are templates for ur bio with an “unpopular opinion” section where u can put shit like “i think incest is ok.” this has to be some kind of advanced psychological warfare where she wants to find herself only the most insane ppl to match with. brutal filter

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Jaime and Brienne’s semi-official bios crack me up because they sound like people who could have matched on Bumble through shared hobbies if not for, ah, the incest, the tremendous baggage and their positions on opposing factions.

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

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everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

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It’s official, I’m obsessed with Jaimes golden hand.

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I have the one and ounly, 24 karat gold, crokbewbew

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Don’t tell me which but can someone who’s seen the movie spoil if rdj or Loki is in fantastic four? And how many end credits

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Don’t tell me which but can someone who’s seen the movie spoil if rdj or Loki is in fantastic four? And how many end credits

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🩸🩸🩸

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Also while I’m pissed at Lead Actor snubs:

This better be the LAST time Antony Starr is not on that nominations list

I am being so fucking fr rn y’all’re going to nominate Pedro who wasn’t even UGH I can’t even talk about it

“The Boys isn’t a serious drama wah wah wah” …guys let’s rewatch ‘Wisdom Of Ages’ and tell me that this man did not out-act Pedro Pascal in the one flashback episode or Adam Scott’s entire performance (at least Adam Scott is actually a lead actor). TELL ME. Rewatch ‘Wisdom of Ages’ and report back to me MY GOD

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Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark

IRON MAN 2

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my piece for @transistorpoweredheart-zine ! this was very very fun, old-timey vol 1 tony my most beloved

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Jinu Art

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I'm not sure if someone has thought of this already but as an idea for a Rujinu fanart or fanfic but I propose...

Rujinu getting caught in a Coldplay concert and being called out by Chris Martin whether they're actually secretly or just platonic and are forced to later fake date which later becomes real.