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I had a vision

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

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Perry van Shrike, aka Gay Perry. Honest-to-God private eye, consults in film, TV.  Just incorporated.  He’s big time.  Also, he’s gay.

Val Kilmer as Perry van Shrike in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) + the Gilbert Baker Pride Flag

@pscentral event 16: pride colours

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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I think Val might have a type

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Kiss kiss Ban Bang (2004) Actors on Actors (2024)

20 years later and he keeps doing that gesture 🥺❤️‍🩹

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MICHELLE MONAGHAN and ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005, Shane Black)

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, 2005.

RIP Val Edward Kilmer (1959-2025) 😔

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i ❤️ gay perry

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Happy pride month to HIM

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Stargazing with the boys

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I know its an old joke but it really does crack me up to think Frodo might not know Legolas's name, especially in the most obvious scene at Frodo's bed after waking up and he addresses literally everyone by name except Legolas, like come on you're telling me you couldn't have gotten Elijah to do another take so he could say that beautiful Elf's name lmao

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AU where Boromir survives but literally nothing changes because they all think he’s dead and he’s still recovering and by the time he’s actually okay again everything important is already over. Like lowkey imagine how fucking funny it would be if during the one scene where Frodo wakes up after destroying the ring and everyone is coming in, Boromir just walks in nervously and Frodo, who is trying to distract from the fact that he very clearly does not know Legolas’ name, pretends to pass out. Everyone is just like “oh dear!”, Sam goes into overprotective mode (“I told you it was a bad idea Mr. Gandalf!”) Aragorn is trying to reassure Boromir that it’s not his fault and that everything will be fine, Merry and Pippin are trying to comfort each other, Gimli and Legolas are just standing awkwardly in the corner because they know nothing about hobbit biology and what normal reactions are for this sort of thing. Gandalf is the only one who knows Frodo is faking it but he says nothing because Gandalf loves drama and being a bitch. Eventually they’re all ushered out to give Frodo more rest, except for Gandalf, who insists on staying to watch over him. After everyone is gone Gandalf tells him he can open eyes, and the first question out of Frodo’s mouth is very much not about Boromir’s miraculous return, or the state of the world, or about what happens to him now, but rather “Gandalf, what the fuck is the elf’s name?”