#brackenreid

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Murdoch Mysteries characters on Incorrect Quotes generator

Watts: Can I bother you for a second?

Brax: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Watts: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Brax: What the fuck?

Murdoch: He's having an idea.

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Watts, texting: O

Murdoch: What?

Watts: Don’t read into that.

Murdoch: But I will read into that.

Watts: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!

Murdoch: Why is there a space after it?

Watts: Dude, really?

Watts: It’s a fucking letter.

Murdoch: It could stand for something!

Watts: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!

Murdoch: Like Oppression! Or worse…

Watts: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/

Murdoch: Optometrist.

Watts: Oh my God…

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Julia: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Pendrick, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Meyers: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Brax: I don't know how to do that.

Murdoch: I don't wear a watch.

Watts: Time is a construct.

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Murdoch: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.

Brax: There’s no critic more honest than Watts!

Watts: Bad.

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Pendrick: That was a joke. Say ha.

Murdoch: Ha.

Pendrick: Now do it again.

Murdoch: Ha.

Pendrick: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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Murdoch: Watts...

Watts: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Julia: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Watts: All I drank was Redbull!

Julia: How many?

Watts: Eighteen.

[emilygraceswife]

Brackenreid inventing secret santa I know that's right

[geese-in-a-frock-coat]

Thanks to everyone for their suggestions on part 1.

I still have more on my list so please keep reminding me of what goes down on this show.

[8trackaxolotl]

Murdoch doodles

[johnsspacesuittight]

Brackenreid has literally so many kids my god, there are his actual three biological kids, and then there's Higgins, Crabtree, Watts and Mrs. Hart, at LEAST

[crabtreee]

MURDOCH MYSTERIES — 17x03 “Murdoch and the Mona Lisa”

[murdochfantasies]

George looks like he's wearing Watts' pants

also Brackenreid is without his moustache 😱

[snug-as-bugalugs-in-rugalugs]

I love this scene because I feel like half of these could be used as some very good reaction gifs.

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

MURDOCH MYSTERIES | S09E09

[buga-lugs]

horrendous new intro, terrence meyers returns, clean shaven brax, inspector choi, plant dad watts, kung fu crabtree. welcome back murdoch mysteries

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Watts: Is the inspector always like this when he loses?

George: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1900.

Brax: You bumped that table and you know it!

[wattsandroot]

[crimedramalover]

The way Inspector Brackenreid protects his men is just insane, like I respect him so much for that

[itsineveryfairytale]

[torontoscoroner]

brax trying to cut down on his drinking: time to develop a cocaine addiction

[crabtreee]

MURDOCH MYSTERIES — 17x20 “Rhapsody in Blood”