#bouncy lance

[rinnysmuses]

HE WAS FREE.

[the-trash-eating-llama]

Our Second Album Is Finished!

We do hope you enjoy! And our apologies for ðe delays.

Ðe track list goes as follows, wiþ review written by Stacy!:

"Ah Hail" is a hard synþ song meant to replicate ðe feeling of being inside a hail storm! I find it great for dancing to, and it is heavy on ðe base, so be ðis song benefits alot from headphones.

2. "Bongo Bronchitis" pairs a very rhyðmic bongo beat wiþ bouncy synþs to give ðe feeling of coughing fits and heavy breaðing! Ðis song is course and bouncy, which makes it great travel music!

3. "Cyan Whirlpool" is a disco beat. Disco, but underwater. Caution, ðere are whales.

4. "Dewy Hills" A softer chill beat, meant to replicate ðe feeling of waking up early and walking outside, smelling ðe waking world around you.

5. "Good Morning" I will be honest, ðis one is just a really good song to wake up to. 5 stars.

6. "Left Adrift" Ðis song takes place in space! Experience ðe þrill of 0 Gs while safely crying in your bed! Warning, ðis song is very spacey.

7. "Petrichor" You know ðis one, it's amazing, 10/10 on a rainy day, top 5 songs we've ever made.

8. "Yogurt And Marshmallows" I cannot speak for how ðis combo would taste, but ðe song is certainly a bop. Short but very fun and correctly described by it's title.

9. "You Have To Reach For It" is a later addition to ðe album, and I would say ðe album is all ðe better for it. It features a very large array of synþs, and a lot of cameos from songs across boþ of our albums!

10. "Þeme Of Ðe Dreamscape" is not only ðe last song in ðe lineup, but also is in my opinion ðe best representation of our music style!

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[moaccyrk]

More OCthumbER drawings I did yesterday, I had an idea for a Lost Vikings style game about 3 sisters and decided to design them using the challenge. I'm not a game designer, but I can at least put some ideas on paper!

The tall sister came out pretty much how I envisioned, but the other sisters took a bit more time to think about. The idea is that one sister is super strong (that's why she looks like Wario), so she can pick up the other two and throw them like a lance (the tall sister with a pointy head) or a bouncy ball (the small sister that looks like a menace).

[deldeldel90]

the half-puppy Lance au ... With Blaine, who's a few years older than Lance himself, and Isolde, who'll do anything to hide it from Leland. Blaine holds his baby brother, in his arms, firm enough so he won't drop and where he can't feel Blaine's trembling fingers---his hair is fluffy, cut croppy and short, his tanned skin is warm and sunny. He has canine-sharp teeth, floppy dog ears, a fluffy tail. He is so small in Blaine's arms.

He's taken away quickly enough. Father doesn't permit discussion of their dead child. Mother is silent. Blaine doesn't talk about him, doesn't look for him---and then, after some time, he convinces himself that it was all a childhood dream. An imaginary friend. He grew up.

But that child was growing up, too. Six years younger than him, he's alive. Although not as much as their husbands, Queens do have some power. Especially when it concerns a matter the king's servants are especially loyal about.

Prince Lance is alive.

Isolde is the one hiding him, at first, not sure if she was cursed or if animal parts just run rarely in her family. She places hoods over his head and, with how much Leland travels and leaves them, it's easy to keep it. to isolate baby Lance, keeping him confined to his bedroom and to a select few maids shed trusted with her own life.

But Lance isn't a quiet child. He kicks and he whines and he finds bursts of energy that can't be pushed down. He's a sociable one, one with bouncy feets and a wagging tail. He wants to talk to people. He wants to laugh, and the jokes in his picture books have gotten a little stale. He needs people, and he's rarely ever seen outside his room. The cellar, the hidden basement, is painted a light blue. He imagines that's the color of the sky.

Lance is five, and he is so, so, so bored. Like, really bored. There's only so many times he can talk out loud to himself and pretend he's having a real, actual conversation.

So... For once, he sneaks out. He's five but he's watched his mama--mama wolf, he thinks of her--open the lock multiple times, after visiting him. Tucking him into bed most nights. He finds his way out of the basement, racing up the stairs and pounding each floor with his socks. His ear twitches in curiosity as he travels the lands he's never seen.

A part of him is scared, so scared. He doesn't know where he is and what Mama'll think if she finds out. He smells a polish of some kind, and then-- a familiar scent. He's drawn to it immediately.

(After all, a dog never forgets their pack.)

He opens the door, perched on his heels, twisting the knob.

He finds a lonely eleven-year-old boy. He's playing pretty songs on this glossy-black thing he doesn't know the name of.

Lance, brave as ever, walks up to him and then, suddenly, he plops down onto the floor and watches as the boy startles. "Who- who- who are you?!" He gasps.

Despite how much he wants to be, he's not very good at actual conversation. Sure, he's talked to himself plenty, those out loud ramblings as he played with himself, but the only communication he had was with the nice ladies who came to him, the butler who taught him not to chew with his mouth open, and his mama.

...This is his brother.

Family.

Pack.

Lance jumps onto the long, wooden stool his brother was sitting on and curls up into his chest. Brother, he can tell, his nose twitching. His tail snaps back and forth uncontrollably. Brother, brother- Blaine.

His brother pulls back at him, like he's trying to push Lance off, which is really mean, and then, he utterly freezes.

"...Lance," he starts.

Lance nods enthusiastically. Yeah!!, it's me, bro!! He nearly says. "Lance," he says. But Blaine still looks at him weirdly.

He hugs Lance, though. That's what matters. Deep, fundamental love settles in Lance's heart, it's loyal and absolutely consuming, the kind he feels for his mama and all the people who take care of him. All his stuffed animals he's taken as friends.

(he's never asked them If they think he's cool. He hopes so.)

After a while, Blaine releases him. Lance is met with immediate yearning to be back in his brother's hug, back with his family. But he's let go. "Go back," Blaine commands, his voice sounds like it's coming from a raw, torn throat.

His brother doesn't look like he knows it's Lance. His eyes look confused.

A pout tugs at Lance's lips. He follows his brother's orders, though. It feels right to.

The next day, neither Blaine nor Mama came to see him. And then-- there's this pain he feels. His heart hurts.

Missy June gives him his waffles and, with a wary, scolding glance to him, she ruffles his hair as she says, "you've caused a lot of trouble, Mister."

"Mama...?" He questions, feeling guilt swirl his heart. he doesn't understand it, but he knows he's done bad.

she confirms clippy, "and the crown prince."

"I'm sorry," he says, something lodged in his throat. He cuts up his waffles with the red-plastic butter knife. The butter'd already spread in the square crevices. But Missy June can't accept it. She's not Mama.

The next hour is bad. Really, really bad.

Lance senses an argument between the two people he cares most about. He whines into his pillow, sad eyes going big and glassy. He paws at one of his many plushies, drawing it closer to him.

Then, there's a lightness that spreads within him, a pounding in his heart. He doesn't know what, but he knows it's something.

There's a knock. The door opens without a key.

"We'll have to get that replaced," he hears a woman's voice say.

It's open.

His brother enters, determination glowing in his red eyes. His Mama's right behind him. They're both not smiling- their faces are too tight and too focused- but Lance is.

Lance is grinning, and his tail is wagging so so much.

[nerdasaurus1200]

A wee ficlet inspired by @frozenwolftemplar’s most recent fic

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"Morning sunshine.." Eugene mumbled as he met Rapunzel just outside the royal kitchens.

Neither of them had managed to go to bed last night, there was far too much to do. Eugene had to manage guard reports on some break ins and Rapunzel was up to her ears in paperwork as she attempted restore the power of Saporian nobles within Corona.

"Less talky more coffee, Gee bug." Rapunzel grumbled, and Eugene couldn't help but chuckle. She was always so adorable when she was sleepy and cranky. At least they would have a peaceful breakfast to wake themselves up.

Or so they thought.

As they opened the doors they noticed a figure leaning over the table eating a banana cream pie.

"Cass?" Rapunzel asked, slowly blinking to try and focus her vision. Eugene tilted his head and squinted at the woman. She certainly looked like Cass. Green eyes, short curly hair, icy skeleton face…..but something seemed off.

“Morning Raps! Morning Gene!” The woman greeted chipperly, and Eugene did a double take. When did she start calling him ‘Gene’? What happened to Fitzherjerk???

“What are you wearing?” Eugene must’ve been dreaming or something cause he couldn’t even recall the last time Cass had worn brown.

“What do you mean, I always wear this.” The woman shrugged.

“I’ve never once seen you wear a coat in my life, but good to see you trying something new.” Rapunzel yawned as she made her way towards the coffee machine Varian had invented. She was far too tired to question Cassandra’s fashion choices.

“Yeah, and since when do you wear corsets and clown shoes?” Eugene added.

“Can’t I start, Genie beanie?” Eugene’s face scrunched up and the woman giggled hysterically.

“WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” Eugene yelled, startling Rapunzel.

“I wasn’t asleep! What?!” Rapunzel quickly said, and suddenly a familiar icy laugh was heard in the corner.

“Alright, Pols, that’s enough. You’re gonna break him.” Cassandra scolded gently.

“Oh come on, Sandy, look at his face! He’s totally falling for it!” The woman who was now clearly NOT Cass protested. Eugene and Rapunzel turned and saw Cassandra sitting in the shadows, in the far corner of the kitchen.

“What the…two Cassandras…?” Rapunzel mumbled, “Which one’s real and which one’s the dream?”

“I think you mean nightmare.” Eugene corrected.

“Not a nightmare, or a dream.” Cassandra assured as she took off her cloak and stepped out of the shadows, “Just my sister.”

Both Rapunzel and Eugene blinked a few times as they processed this news. Rapunzel turned to look at Polyxena while Eugene’s eyes remained fixed on Cassandra. He knew he was exhausted but something was different about her too….

“Sister?!” Rapunzel repeated.

“Yep! Me and Sandy here are twins.” Polyxena explained.

“This is AMAZING!!!” Rapunzel yelled a little too loud and pulled Poly into a tight hug, “Eugene, isn’t this amazing?!”

But Eugene barely reacted to Rapunzel’s words. Instead he remained transfixed on Cass’s hair.

“What are you staring at Fitzherbert?” Cassandra crossed her arms and gave him a death glare.

“Your hair…” Eugene mumbled, “It’s longer now!”

“…so?”

“It’s so….SO PRETTY!!!” Eugene squeezed Cass in a tight hug, “Spiky, look at her! Cass’s hair has never looked better!! All those hair care lectures finally paid off! Look at this! Look how bouncy her curls are!” Eugene lightly pinched one curl between his fingers to demonstrate just how bouncy Cass’s long curls were now.

“Eugene, stop that or you lose the hand.” Cassandra warned.

“Where’s Lance, he’s gotta see this!!” Eugene scrambled out of the kitchen, “LANCE! THERE’S STILL HOPE FOR CASSANDRA’S HAIR!!”

[hoperays-song]

Sing 1 Commentary and Review Pt. 2

Welcome back to the madness loves!!! Also, I tried to tone down the commentary so I get further in the movie this time (I say while making at ton of random comments at the restaurant. Is this an elaborate plan to distract me from my fic being with my beta reader? Yes! Am I using it for content? Also yes! Enjoy!

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Eddie is just like me in the last months of school fr fr.

Mood, chicken. Mood.

✨Deja Vu.✨

We get to see Buster's expenses list! He's bought two sandwiches and cookies, but I'm way more interested in where in the world he found printer ink for only $15!!!

Actually, I am a 100% sure that is not how prosthetic eyes work.

Top ten anime moments before disaster (could apply to like 99% of this movie tbh).

(Don't have a screen shot but update: The Lance puntable moments counter is now at 6.)

Ok, Johnny having to jump to reach the door handle is adorable. He's so small. Like it's obvious one of his family members opened it so they can clearly reach that, and yet Johnny's over here channeling his inner bouncy ball to reach.

Friendly reminder that at this point, we have no proof of Johnny's dad disapproving of a music career besides Johnny hiding the flyer. So I'm sticking with my theory that he has no problem with it and never has, Johnny's just terrified of disappointing him (starting strong with the queer allegory here aren't we?) and how his dad sees him changing.

RIP Rosita's house phone. You will be missed.

(PS: If anyone makes or has made a gif of Buster poking his head out of his drawer like a meerkat right before the auditions start, please send it to me, it just is so cute and yet so so goofy.)

His first reaction was to succeeding call Eddie, that's bloody adorable.

ICON. THE ICON HAS LANDED. EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THE ICON, GUNTER.

OK OK OK, ADORABLE HEADCANON. Some of Rosita's kids have skateboards guys. Like after they meet Johnny, they beg him to teach them tricks and how to skate better and he does. They follow him around the skatepark like duckings.

They are the mother-son duo of the series, just look at them, so cute!

The lesbians are back + a rare sighting of a 13 year old who says "bro" all day.

The face of "I'm gonna become a father figure to a scary teenager wether she agrees to this or not".

Lance puntable moments counter: 8

Writer 1: Hey, which kid should we call the rebel?

Writer 2: I was thinking Johnny.

Writer 1: Oh! You mean the kid who actively told his dad when he was leaving to singing auditions and came back within a reasonable amount of time?

Writer 2: Yeah, that's the one!

But seriously, he doesn't even sneak out. He legit tells his dad when he leaves that he's leaving. He doesn't say the location of where he's going but still, worst rebel of the century. He doesn't even have to sneak out!

Also, Marcus and him are clearly close enough and Marcus trusts Johnny enough for him to leave to go who knows where for hours at a time. They're nice to each other and (besides the singing instead of robbing bit) they seem to communicate with each other really well. Father-son duo of the year everyone.

I completely forgot Rosita was stuck in line behind Mike. The poor thing. Rosita, you have my sympathies.

Who is this and what have the done with the evil mouse man???

Also... Mike puntable moments counter: 9

This is giving me Toddlers & Tiaras flashbacks. 😬

The bestest boy. So awkward, so sweet, such wet cat stumbling over it's own feet energy.

Mike, this is what NOT to do when a teenager is having a panic attack. I feel so bad for Meena here, really, She did not deserve Mike being an absolute tosser in the slightest.

Also... Mike puntable moments counter: 17 (I don't like bullies)

Hat Man!!!

I completely forget that four whole members of the troupe were not first round picks. Johnny, Rosita, Gunter, and Meena all were either picked second, afterwards, or fell into the role eventually. Buster did not originally plan on having Johnny and Meena in the singing competition at all even.

Number 1 supportive boyfriend right there, love him.

Ok, this moment. This is the exact moment where Eddie suggests that Buster and him do something together instead of the theatre. His exact words are "i don't know, maybe we could do something together."

... Look at that face. There is no heterosexual explanation for saying that with that face.

Eddie coming in with the best "my boyfriend's gonna be in jail by the end of this" expression of all time.

Yeah... Marcus, Stan, and Barry definitely know that Johnny wants to be a singer. They definitely know he was going to the theatre. Why you ask? BECAUSE IT WAS ON THE BLOODY NEWS!!!

Lance... what to say here? Oh yeah!

Lance puntable moments counter: 14

Street saxophone players, attention please. DO NOT DO THIS. This is how you get pepper sprayed! 😊

Look at my boys!!! Planning a robbery as a family! Bonding! I'm so proud of them. <3

Also, in the plan they deliberately state they're avoiding the guards entirely. So no, they were never canonically violent until the second movie and that was in self defense. They don't hurt the people they're stealing from. They are genuinely good people and absolutely were non violent offenders.

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Ok ok, more self restraint with the screenshots next time, I know. Be right back! - <3 Gooseless

[cupidthewriter]

ok im finally reading 4kota

yall know i like to write my thoughts out when i react to stuff so im gonna do that like a couple chapters at a time. starting today. woohoo.

My Thoughts Reading 4kota (official) Pt 1 (Chpt 1 and 2)

SPOILERS! (duh)

masterlist where you can find the other parts

Chapter 1

always jealous of how they draw hands with so much detail looks great

oh gosh hes adorable. He looks 10. i bet hes not 10 though. Nakaba. he is so small and that kn!fe is so big.

percival rlly said :D

he did not just draw percival takin a piss ToT

i was right, he is not 10. dammit, nakaba.

if percival wants to drink, the bartender would think he's using a fake ID fr

oo, clouds.

"dont you wanna leave?" "no not really" he just like me fr

are the ppl from prisoners of sky the aerialians??

the grandpa is nice i like him

is the cave with holes a junji ito reference

WHY. IS HE SO. CUTE?!?

"you mean my DEAD father" percival whyd you say it like that

this would be so much more meaningful if it was a flashback when he was like 10 and then we see his actual 16 year old self who hopefully looks his age

wow percy that was a complete 180, go roadrunner go

the armor is SO good. Reminds me of Helbram's armor though. also, "we parted company 16 years ago" siiiiiiigh i wonder how theyre related

percival needs to learn not to talk to strangers. i wonder WHY you got a bad feeling, perc.

HOUSES ARE EXPENSIVE WTF

you tell him gramps, cut out toxic ppl

no the baby! also the art is hitting ok its great i wanna draw sage in this style SO bad

"and hes ur father" WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING

he looks so much like meliodas

Chapter 2

"I'll be there soon!" *falls*

that poor bird-- i wish we knew more about the wildlife of each part of brittania

hes so bouncy??

Lance Has Arrived, I Presume.HEHEHEHEHEH TINY PAWS

man he rlly didnt want this random kid to follow him

THERES A TINY MONKEY i love pygmy marmosets

i like donny

percival is me when i see theatre shows. honestly everything about the way he acts would be just fine if he was, like 10. It would even be an interesting plot point for him to be unable to contain the power i know he has because hes so young

wow thats a massive tone shift. hope theres a musical cue there in the anime.

that full body drawing of percival is really well done, he looks like a great protag who would be very interesting, but i still think the story would be better if he was a kid. more of an underdog story!

interesting how even though he hates Ironside he still calls him my dad?

"you've never seen a wolf" im loving the extra inclusion of in-world animals here. whys it look like Big Oslo tho

he just five starred that wolf

alright alright alright

[systastic]

Cool!! Then I was wondering if I could get a level 3 Alter with the FC of The Strawberry Floormaster from Your Turn To Die? TYSM.

ooh, meow hasn’t heard of that!!! ill check it out nya~ -🍥

full disclosure: we went a bit off the rails w this one. zir image gives ‘crazy murderer’ vibes for some reason. if u want edits, let us know. -🌲

name :: queen, velvette, satin, lace, bliss, rose, mercy, vera (short for verity)

age :: 21

pronouns :: she/her, it/its, nameself, hy/hyr, zie/zir, other/others, gur/guro, game/games

roles :: persecutor, antagonizer, berserker, chaosnaut, obsessor, hyperrose holder

species :: doll / alien

gender identity (gore warning!) :: dulcreepic, gurolocuteic, etehungeturic

orientation :: panromantic, polysexual (obsessive love disorder)

source :: brainmade, semi-YTTD

aesthetic (gore warning!) :: yami kawaii, kimoicore, ero-guro, yandere

appearance description :: bliss dresses in cute yet extravagant ribbon-filled clothing. the more bows, lace, and frills it has on it, the better it becomes in hyr eyes. hy has long pink hair — or would it be ‘had’? no; vera’s hair simply shifts to better match her current outfit, albeit with a sort of “punk” style to it. queen maintains a perfectly clean outfit even when actively maiming someone, as she tends to use machines or traps to do the work for her. all of queen’s traps share queens sense of extravagance, whether it be glitter-laced acid tanks, ribbon-made nets, butterfly shaped axes or candy-colored saws. mercy names zir traps after the people they’ve killed: kimiko the axe, lance the acid tank, delilah the razor wire… it helps keep her company in an otherwise lonely maze. lace has pink eyes, but when other gets murderous, intense, or obsessive, they turn a bloody red. unknown to hyr guests, gur has knives strapped to guro legs underneath guro frilly skirts. if any guests try to disobey or break the rules, mercy is quick to cut them down to size.

personality description :: cheerful, sweet and bouncy, queen is the perfect example of pristine behavior. zie is friendly and welcoming to the guests who “visit” her section of the mind. visitors are invited for tea and cakes… but they taste odd… are they- drugged? indeed they are. anyone who has dared to step into satin’s realm will become a new participant in hyr games whether they want it or not. the thoughts that lie behind those eyes are so diabolical and downright torturous that it makes even the devil weep. in satin’s eyes, everything is just one extravagant game. why, you ask? well… why not? things come and go, so why not play with it a little? gambling your life away is a small choice to make with a big impact! at least, if you die, that is. queen is sadistic and revels in the pain of others. seeing hyr captives beg in fear strengths hyr resolve to chase them down and make them work for their freedom. if someone wants to live so badly, then show it! fight for it! how can your life truly be lived if all you do is cower and hide from the things that scare you?! velvette intends to instill its system mates with a deep and powerful will to live and survive — though, in all truth, this doesn’t always work. it hasn’t stopped her from trying.

likes :: any sort of game, creating elaborate traps and deadly puzzles, solving non-lethal puzzles others have made, death traps, regular traps, torture methods, breaking her captive’s minds, torturing people in zir death maze, cute lolita style dresses, strawberry cake, baking, the smell / taste of fear, the saw movies (they give zir “inspiration” for zir death mazes/games), horror games with multiple ways to die (ib, mad father, the witch’s house), anything with a large amount of gore and/or horror, slasher movies, creepypastas, and musing over new ways to kill somebody

dislikes :: disobedience, rule breakers, people who refuse to play hyr games, losing control over a situation, those who faint over blood (what an overreaction — can’t they see how beautiful it is?), bitter tastes, spiky mouthfeel like whole durians and pineapple, black clothing, goth/emo subculture and style, point-blank murder (there’s no eloquence in shooting someone! it has to be bigger than that! grander! worthy of paying attention to!), lengthy monologues (just let her play already, damnit!), people with main character syndrome, and not getting her way

front triggers :: games of any kind, horror movies pertaining to games/traps, the current object of hyr obsession

signoff :: 🍓, 💝, or 🎀

image source here

[carzugus099]

Ok but imagine this:

Shiro: This is a new type of training, put on the clothes and grab the weapon you find in the box of ur colour and start partner training. Keith and Hunk versus Pidge and Lance.

/They go change/

Keith: Is this a joke?

Lance: For once I've gotta agree with Mullet, what is this man?

Shiro: You can't expect to always be ready when you need to, so this is improvisation practice *claps hands*

Lance has weird arabic clothes, like jasmin sorta, but longer AND a giant colander with bouncy balls

Keith got a green space-waiter/waitress with lots of tulle layers and a pool noodle and lots of fake blood bags

Pidge got a very big black cape which weight a lot, red and blue cinema glasses and light bulbs

Hunk has a swimming suit and a glow-in-the-dark screwdriver

Ok, maybe i should make a fic

[klickklackwack]

notes of the weekend, quickly before quali in rambling order:

- aston martin still lost at sea, no land at sight. yikes

- fernando so tormented by that car that everything will truly tip him over the edge. go off

- lance looking healthy 🥺 he truly looked miserable in singapore and even before so like this is now great.

- ferrari package optimization master class. never thought i’d write that

- carlos and charles havin a brawl, what else is new? charles, helmet throw, doubt it. also like it is carlos’ last races in the red so i would’ve been dissapointed if it wasn’t this elbows out and all in stuff with him

- mercedes package is, ummm, yikes? do not have very high hopes for tmrw

- vcarb, idgaf not gonna talk about that car, goodbye

- yuki 🙌 damn. sq3 and then he was everyones problem at the sprint, give him a proper car pls

- sauber, i feel bad for the whole team. they try, but nothing seems to be going their way

- haas, quite impressive how they manage to capitalize on almost every opportunity they get this season. good stuff !!! also i smile everytime i see that tgr rear wing

- williams, maybe quieter weekend after couple of really good weekends before break? car looked quite bit loose yday

- franco still impressing with that sq3, maybe hindered by their racepace?

- mclaren, not really interested in them lol. car tho doesn’t seem to be in the same window it has been for a quite while. would almost bet on track limit stuff happening again, dunno maybe the car just doesn’t suit this track? (haven’t looked enough data to actually bet on any of it)

- oscar havin a really off weekend, haven’t happened in a while. momentum lost? hopin for a bounce back

- alpine, kinda flyin over the radar. no big visible improvement

- esteban capitalizing on a right moment, nice double overtake

- red bull, not so big visible upgrades but maybe under the hood also some new stuff? curb riding & bounciness looks better now i’d say? low speed bounciness still there tho? hmhmhmm i do not trust the rb20 tho

- too big gap between max and checo tho, checo yday said he wasn’t comfy in high speed and max always seems to be comfy there so hmm

- max sprint pole and victory my beloved <3

[charcherry-weekly]

Charcherry Weekly - Issue 209

Hello everyone! This is Mage of Light Nick Card and I am filled with Determination. Now, let's record progress together.

Unovan Challenges

Early this week, Rogue of Heart Charles resolved to face the Unova league. He and his pokemon geared up for the perilous journey upon Victory Road. Charles's team consisted of Floatzel, Eelektross, Leavanny, Lucario, Magmortar, and Swoobat. The greatest challenge was a quartet of trainers, apparently understudies of Dragon Master Lance. However, Charles made use of their teacher's most useful lesson: use your healing items in battle! Reportedly these four trainers were far more advanced than the actual elite four, which Charles and their team was able to defeat without much known detail. Eventually, Charles reported that they had defeated the current Unovan champion and consequently entered the Unovan hall of fame. However, a detail of note, apparently only Unovan residents can actually become the Unovan champion, which in hindsight makes sense, considering it is a position to be defended. Also, apparently Pokemon Trainer Nate (who won the unity village battle tournament last year) defeated Charles's team shortly after. As a result, Charles returned home, exhausted from the trials faced that day. Congratulations to Charles and their pokemon!

Isekai from the Sky

A few nights ago, there was a light commotion in Unity Village. Somebody fell from the sky! While its certainly not the first time its happened, the person found at the landing site was certainly someone new, though perhaps with a few mysteries of their own. Reportedly, they had been hit by a truck isekai-style shortly before being sent here. Out of courtesy, the identity of this person will not be published. Arrangements have been made to make sure they are well accommodated for.

Summer Festival!

Yesterday at noon, the 3rd annual Unity Village Summer Festival kicked off to a roaring start! The town has never quite been this bustling and busy. I do wonder how much of it is due to The Park no longer being open for curious guests to meet and greet pokemon for the first time. It is the first year that the world of Starter Planet has been publicly available to travel to, which is a significant factor either way. As usual, the local businesses and public facilities all have information booths outside, and Professor Coleman Branch is has been handing out starter pokemon to children who have come of responsible age for pokemon training. Needless to say, there are a LOT of children over there. Your dear newsletter writer has been promoting the local library, though most visitors were more interested in using its public swimming pool to cool down in. I'm still not sure why the library was built with a public pool, but it certainly comes in handy for those that want a safe swim on a hot day. Here is the list of booths and attractions that can be found this week:

shinyjiggly snacks (new unity village branch!)

Samm's taiyaki stand (next to Samm's new juice bar!)

Charles's pokemon translation stand

Commemorative T-shirt stand

Derse-themed bouncy house

Dunk tank

Dart throw (win plushies here!)

In terms of events taking place during the festival, Page of Mind Samm will be performing a mindfield show at some point in the middle of the week, and there will be a pokemon tournament on the 8th. Sign-ups are open until the last day. Full team of 6 set to level 50 with a limit of one legendary to a team. So far, only Gym leader Mimi So&So has submitted a team of mostly fairy types and bug types, with no legendaries in it. As usual, those that manage to defeat a gym leader during an official match can earn a gym badge in the process. The battles for this tournament will be held in Unity Gym.

Archipelago Progress Continued

As of late, the archipelago team has been operating at a rather relaxed pace. Outside assistant Magma has been seeking out secrets in Duke Nukem, while your dear newsletter writer has been focusing on playing through Undertale. Because all of the prerequisite items had been found, my playthrough was largely typical, except for in terms of inventory management, as healing items were handed out at the beginning and had to be rationed during the course of the run. After a few nights of playing, I eventually reached the ending, which was so impactful (even after having played this game back when it came out in 2015) that it inspired me to try a different approach with HyacinhHeld. One that will require that the april fools game is separate, but one that should make structuring the experience much easier. That is, if the undertale fan-game engine I found online proves to be user friendly enough (and if my GML skills aren't too rusty). Regardless, progress at the game room is currently a little over 75%, and hopefully the other team members can pull through on their ends soon.

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This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:

DTA train ticket stand

Katie’s potion stand (Not available to plitlanders due to regulations, available to all others however)

shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand

Brae's produce stall: - Potted vegetables - Jarred vegetables - Various jams - Hisuian herbs (medicinal leek, pep-up plant, king's leaf)

Temple stand: - Lesser Restoration (50 gp) - Horn (3 gp) - Healer's Kit (5 gp) - Revivify (400 gp) - Torch (1 cp) - Alms Box (5 gp) - Potion of Healing (50 gp) - Ink (1 ounce bottle) (10 gp) - Meditation crystal (100 gp) - Stinging whip (50 gp)

I think that covers just about everything. Skye and Skitis managed to finish act 1 of their custom Ace Attorney case based off of a chapter from Skitis's life, and a limited tram service has been established along lakeside path from Unity to Charcherry. As for me, I need sleeps. Goodnight! https://letssosl.boards.net/thread/446/charcherry-weekly-issue-209

[thelensofyashunews]

Devin Malik Drops His New Summer Track “BACKSTAGE” And Announces His Debut Project DEADSTOCK Dropping 6/28

Continuing to put his own irreverent spin on a soulful SoCal sound, Devin Malik returns with bouncy summertime track “BACKSTAGE.” The song takes listeners on a journey through L.A. as he’s accompanied by a woman who isn’t from his world who enjoys the exclusivity and perks that come with his company. Devin utilizes a medley of quick tempo hi-hats and bass drum beats and pairs them with funky chords and vocal echoes that when combined, conjure mental visuals of a lavish, fast-paced Hollywood lifestyle. From flying women out to Spain and Dubai to bouncing around top restaurants and events in L.A., the track’s protagonist is happy to ball out with as many dalliances as he can juggle. The new single is accompanied by a Y2K Apple-inspired visualizer that features splashy bright colors and dancing silhouettes, similar to those of the famed commercial, which perfectly reflect the vibe of the funk-heavy track.

The flirty and spontaneous energy from Malik’s new single is the perfect welcome to summer and preface to his anticipated project, DEADSTOCK which is set to drop on June 28th. DEADSTOCK is an experimental exploration of the wide-range of sonics that can live within the hip hop genre.

Malik has worked with some of rap’s favorite indie darlings and legendary heavy hitters. His experiences with some of the genre’s most talented artists is reflected in DEADSTOCK as listeners with a keen ear can hear inspiration from the very best qualities of all the artist’s he’s admired or worked with. Back in April, the talented rapper-producer released “PDA,” a flirtatious video and single. Produced by Devin and co-producer WillGell, the song uses a sample from Kendrick Lamar’s “PRIDE,” supplementing it with rolling hi-hats and an ethereal piano melody to create a room-enveloping canvas for Devin to paint on. “BACKSTAGE” continues Devin Malik’s red hot 2024, following his contributions as a producer and rapper on his mentor ScHoolboy Q’s new album BLUE LIPS. The young artist produced and rapped on “Love Birds,” also featuring Lance Skiiwalker, and tore up the first verse of album highlight “Back n Love.” Behind the scenes, Malik contributed his production talents to highlights like “NuNu,” “oHio” and closing track “Smile.” After years of steady rise, and a recent co-sign from the one-and-only Kendrick Lamar, ScHoolboy Q has taken Devin Malik under his wing, nurturing him to become the next talent to emerge from the TDE orbit.

Malik’s impressive resume paired with his unique musical ear has allowed him to create an album that stands alone in the rap scene. His reputation is to skyrocket in the coming year following the release of DEADSTOCK making him the rising rapper and producer to watch.

Pre-Save DEADSTOCK:https://symphony.to/devin-malik/deadstock

[fairyoctopus]

notn wrapped

after grinding in the bamboo falls, i have:

13 baku, 8 dreameaters, 5 ethereal tricksters, 4 tengu, 2 gale wolves, 4 umbra wolves, only 2 each of the hainu somehow, 8 fungalhoof qiriq, 2 blacktalon strikers, 11 raptorik warriors, 7 tigerblood foo, 2 mantled foo, and 5 wandering surgepriests.

75 total.

for notn familiars, ive got:

5 snarling mimics, 7 ectoplasmimes, 4 jawlockers, 7 animated statues, only 1 deadly reflection! wow, 4 ensorcelled volumes, 7 living sculptures, 3 magic mirrors, 2 opposing forces, 9 painted marionettes, 6 spellbound tomes, 2 unlikely alliances, 10 wooden marionettes, 5 axe mimics, 6 crooked hatchets, 6 ball-jointed bogsneaks, 4 bogsneak puppets, 5 calculating candelabras, 4 smoldering sconces, 5 crystal carriers, 3 orbiting spirits, 6 enchanted armaments, 5 sorcerous arms, 4 glowing globes, 3 living luminances, 3 masked phantoms, 5 veiled visions, 10 serpentine lamps, 4 vulpine lamps, 6 animated armors, 5 spirit armors, 3 ravenous cauldrons, 5 curious kettles, 3 colubrid columns, 6 serthis supports, 3 inquisitive shrouds, 4 valorous capes, 3 poltergeist piles, 5 transmuted treasures, 7 antique chairs, 3 spidered seats, 6 tick-tocks, 8 time devourers, 4 tricky telescopes, 3 mischievous magnifiers, 3 blooming hedgehides, 4 overwatered seedlings, only 1 ghost viola!, 9 dirge fiddlefiends, 5 pinpush mirror dolls, 6 four-eyed phylacteries, 5 scroll stealers, 7 kyorinrin, 7 vigilant spears, 6 apparition lances, 8 banshee brooches, 5 cryptic cameos, 6 dancing chalices, 11 vigorous goblets, 9 swinging chandeliers, 5 pitfall fixtures, 4 spritely portraits, 7 furious fauns, 5 seething stoves, 3 bouncy broilers, 4 battered vases, 7 glazed sentries, 5 manticore's mights, 5 catty cannons, 11 wicker dragons, 3 tinder toys, only 1 silverstring harp, 5 veilspun verses, 2 bewildered brooms, 6 steadfast sweepers, 6 magic carpets, 6 raucous runners, 4 poltergeist pianos, 6 killer keyboards, 5 writer's aid, 3 encouraging quills, 3 rock paper scissors, 3 decision makers, 6 leisure loaves, 3 danger decors, 3 brass knockers, 10 guest greeters, 4 curious parasols, 3 splendiferous sunshades, 5 salt and peppers, 7 sugar and spices, 15 book swarms, 9 book hoards, 8 undertide fidget toys, 9 articulated fidget toys, 9 nutcrackers, 14 snapper nutcrackers, 7 formal tea sets, 5 afternoon teas, 10 bands of companionship, 10 venom rings, 26(!!) crystal curiosities, 7 ponder orbs, 14 dismayed devilwoods, 11 wallowing willows, 20 eerie baubles, 24 enchanted jewelries, 24 entrapping shackles, 15 treacherous irons, 16 littlest snapdragons, 21 snappish plantings, 16 rogue apparels, AND 13 whimsical ensembles.

APPAREL:

conjurer's set: 36

9 cloaks, 6 cobwebs, 7 hats, 7 pouches, 7 staves

ghost flame set: 44

3 candles, 16 cloaks, 4 collars, 9 headpieces, 4 tail jewels, 3 tail ribbons, 5 wing ribbons

jolly jester's set: 47

8 caps, 7 gloves, 6 collars, 6 capes, 8 tail bells, 7 wing covers, 5 stockings

haunting amber set: 63

9 crowns, 12 pendants, 6 grasps, 9 forejewels, 9 taildecors, 6 clawrings, 12 shrouds

plasmpool set: 67

8 armets, 11 scarves, 4 flightshrouds, 9 tassets, 10 grimplates, 5 tailspines, 11 hindcallouses, 9 forecallouses

woeful set: 39

4 footpads, 6 gambesons, 5 gloves, 6 hoods, 7 vials, 5 tools and 6 presences

the rest: 114

10 sky crystals, 9 book collections, 13 gold starswirls, 10 candle and 10 black candle cascades, 14 timepieces, 27 fanciful castings, and 21 first wishes

necklaces: 60

12 stags, 11 cats, 8 owls, 13 ravens, 9 orcas, 7 wolves

conclusion: help me.

764 familiars. if we add it with the bamboo falls ones, we have 839 total familiars.

470 pieces of apparel.

i am going to be melting these down all year.

[odd-kid-42]

I'm not sure what scale of pvp you want-- from ep 1 Henry getting flustered at Darryl about knocking on the Lance's door but Will and Matt being fine to ep 22 Henry and Darryl arguing so fiercely about going back vs not to the pyramid that TD had Will saying Matt and he had to check in on each other afterwards-- but this is what I can recall off the top of my head:

Walter & Paeden one-shot: Kenny Orc Mega (Matt) doing 12 damage to Orc Flair (Freddie's); Anthony's disappointed silence at realizing the campaign led up to Cheezoid followed by Paeden voice: "Well, I'm young and stupid, and I love this sketch!"

Ep 1 (not really PvP but) Darryl taking shots at Henry's sons' names, ignoring Henry talking about the strange atmosphere, and calling Glenn and Henry liberals to Ron. Ron hassling Henry over using magic when he doesn't want to talk about it.

All the times they tried to get out of doing Anthony's puzzle (ep 13 trying to get Terry Jr. to come down; ep 23 Scam's bouncy castle and riddles; ep 35 Henry turns into a wombat and then Glenn calls time-out to negate Killa's fright)

Ep 15 Darryl chewing Glenn out for stealing the van

Ep 22 long argument btw Darryl and Henry about who is responsible for the pyramid crushing people and whether they should go back to Neverwinter

Ron comp.: Ep 32 Ron stabs through Darryl's hand to pin him to the ledge of the fire pit; ep 33 Ron ignoring the other dads to talk to Terry Jr. and he doesn't lift well when he returns; ep 35 if Dennis gaslighting Ron counts

ATMoD At some point ep 1(?) Matt thinks 10 is the sex number that Meryl's luck has been reduced to, and Freddie and Anthony give him crap over it

Ep 35 Brief moment of Darryl being deeply unimpressed by Glenn calling 69 for his number

Flight Risk: Granny Zuko chucking the only parachute out of the window; no one remembers Dr. Peter Wingspan's name but everyone has the 'flight risk' tattoo

Ep 48 Henry's closing argument including how he doesn't like Glenn

Ep 53 Jodie and Nicolas throw a flashbang at the others

Ep 56 Digs at each other while swapped

Ep 58 Darryl (and Ron) hypnotized by the aboleths and Darryl attacks Henry

Ep 66 If the dads arguing with Glenn about killing the o-dads counts

Edit to add: ep 62(?) when Ron is called out by Darryl for insulting Henry being in the kitchen

stewing on the idea of a dndads animatic moment-compilation that' just PvP moments, and I need help collecting. I've got general ideas of moments, like Will reminding Anthony of a rule, Darryl and Henry arguments, Normal vs Link and Taylor; but I need more specific moments. off the dome I have:

Measure Once, Cut Twice

Darryl and Glenn car-oil make-out

(vs self:) Taylor vs Glenn in hell

(vs self:) Link vs Darryl in heaven

Kelsey's Peachyville Kids Completionism vs Trudy's Three Homeschooled Kids

give me more in the tags/comments/reblogs

[puns-and-musicals]

Current mood:

Looking at the clock and realizing I stayed up until 5am binge watching the entire season 2 of Voltron

[raiyakun]

Keithosaurus: is well-protected with the 13294873924 plush plastic protectors Lance bought for him, has a specific spot to sit on Lance’s desk surrounded by his 938247392843 Pusheenosaurus merch, and Lance always puts him on a desk/table when resting so he can see where he is at all times

MerLansheen: always has tiny specks of dust somewhere because he’s too excitable and keeps bounce-squeaking around the moment Keith looks away; since he’s a bouncy squishy unlike plush Keithosaurus, he likes bouncing off wherever Keith puts him because he likes how it feels like he’s flying

(Bonus: Keithosaurus ends up getting specks of dirt everywhere too during Keith and Lance’s dates much to Lance’s horror because he always tries to catch/cushion MerLansheen when he catches him bouncing off the table; Lance ends up giving Keith a dozen plush protectors for MerLansheen eventually aksjdhaksd)