#bottom guillermo

[wwdits-kink-meme]

Nandor likes to fuck Guillermo to the rhythm of his heartbeat

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[bug-buzzz]

18+ wwdits post

I am torn between bratty, power bottom, eager to please, pathetic, pain kink nandor and big strong slayer memo or sensitive virgin guillermo and experienced relentless Nandor

[bugeater77]

idk how to feel abt this

[bottombaron]

all im saying is that Laszlo loudly declares himself the King of Bottoms and then immediately takes Guillermo under his wing

[meideixx]

just wanna show off... all of them are top nandor/bot guillermo

ive dug through their couple tag for the last couple of days (12 days ago to be exact), right now im at page 108 so maybe there might be more that will be added later

ngl but i read so much in one day (on 10/17 i read somewhere 21 works ~125k words) that i started questioning myself if im okay or not

[just-a-little-frog]

IM WATCHING THE FIRST EPISODE OF WWDITS S5 AND NADJA’S STAR DRESS !!!!!! HER STAR DRESS OMG.

[fandom-in-a-mess]

"I'm a King of Bottom"

This line IS PERFECT 👌 🤣

And yes Laszlo is a bottom !

[poppy-in-the-woods]

Honestly, I would feel worse for disappointing a woman in bed than a man. Like, bitch you have the same equipment, how did you manage to fail at making her cum?

[adamantiuminsides]

AND NOW I'M WATCHING WWDITS?? I'M MOVING ON FROM THAT TO WHAT WE DO I THE FUCKING SHADOWS??????

[hippydippydruid]

POV: you’re the town butcher and a bunch of kids just found you flaying one of their moms alive

[beansprean]

i cant believe its canon that nandor has been edging guillermo for 6 years fkjhdkjhgkjds

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ID: 1. Waist up of Nandor and Guillermo from the finale, standing in Nandor's warmly lit crypt after Nandor describes why he will be glad when the cameras are gone. They are standing practically chest to chest, Guillermo looking up at Nandor through his lashes with a besotted and hopeful smile. He asks, "And how about...one of the other reasons?" Nandor glances down at him impassively, head held high. 2. Zoom in to shoulders up as Nandor leans down into Guillermo's space, planting his left hand on the wall behind him and tipping Guillermo's chin up with the first two fingers of the other. With a small, teasing smile and hooded eyes, Nandor hums thoughtfully in response. Guillermo's eyes drop to Nandor's mouth, cheeks flushed and still-smiling lips parting slightly in preparation. 3. Zoom in to just the bottom half of their faces. Nandor's right hand has moved to Guillermo's cheek, pressing gently into the soft skin there and pulling at his bottom lip with his thumb. Their mouths are barely an inch apart now and Nandor's is open in a silent hiss of pleasure, the tip of his tongue sliding out between his fangs to taste the air like a snake. 4. Zoom out to waist up as Nandor suddenly breaks away and flips around with a grin, tossing one hand carelessly in the air as he walks away from Guillermo towards the viewer. He says flippantly, "Actually, you know, that's it." Behind him, Guillermo startles out of seduction mode, fists clenched at his sides, and stares after Nandor with a shocked grin frozen on his red face. He internally shouts, "Tease!!" /end ID

[bottombaron]

Oh yeah. It's vamps at a pride parade y'all.

hhmm so i got a better image from that last leak, but still no context to be seen

wwdits s5 spoilers

Its from twitter and people are saying "its raining man" is playing as bg music

I love this man so much happy pride yall

[matchalovertrait]

Change of plans! Where will Dulce end up now?

Transcript

GUILLERMO: They’re in!!!

MATTHEW: Now we have to watch all the other footage like hawks. Don’t blink.

GUILLERMO: But I have chronic dry eye.

[Dulce looks through the dresser.]

DULCE: Aha! These may appear to be empty, but I know about false-bottom drawers!

[Antonio taps on the.. bedside table (?)]

ANTONIO: How does one open this?

DULCE: Okay, no false-bottom drawers... but this frame looks suspicious. There could be a hidden safe behind it!

ANTONIO: Find anything?

DULCE: [Pouts] No. Just this receipt for Korean BBQ that I found under the bed. I’m hungry now.

GUILLERMO: My eyes are so dry [says wearily.]

MATTHEW: Oh good, they managed to open the bedside tables.

DULCE: Nothing in here. Good thing he seems to live alone. There are a lot of rooms, but they should be mostly empty.

ANTONIO: Right. Next destination.

[Dulce talks into earpiece.]

DULCE: Fuego. We are ready for the next location. Is the coast clear?

MATTHEW: Affirmative. Upon exiting, go to your left. The door to the garage will be in the hallway behind the staircase.

[Matthew talks into earpiece.]

MATTHEW: Everyone looks wasted already. You should be able to slip past them.

DULCE: Perfect.

ANTONIO: Stay close.

[Dulce nods.]

[Blaring music.]

DULCE: These people are so close to the hallway entrance now.

[Dulce gets caught in the crowd and is being shoved the opposite way.]

DULCE: Oh shit!

[bottombaron]

idk what's worse coming into a fandom that's already 4 seasons long: the fact that everyone is already bitter and jaded and that pessimism and negativity has seeped into the environment

or that your top/bottom headcanons have become passé

[johnconn]

Genuinely curious about what the people who didn't like wwdits finale wanted from it. for everything to change overnight when the whole time the point this show is trying to make is that everything is a cycle that leaves you exactly where you started? For Nandor to suddenly overcome his 800 years of emotional repression overnight? For Guillermo to magically realize his dependency on his relationship with his vampire master is actually extremely destructive? (and he has been doing that, slowly but something always happens that makes him change his mind. like i said: its all a cycle) the thing is, this show has always been a dark comedy. All the characters are toxic and have become completely detached to their human side. And the one who hasn't, Guillermo, is always laughed at for being that way. This was always how it was going to end. The only other ending we see, is a vision from Nadja's cruel mind and even in that dream nandermo are only together because Nandor isn't all fucked up from being a vampire. Bottom line is there's nothing wrong in admitting that it was just a dark and fucked up tv show that we like because it was dark and fucked up.

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