#both those bastards

[fox-from-fairytale]

Sooooo... I finished episode 4 of Life is Strange and... we can kill Nathan? Right? Right??

[iwoulddieforienzo]

HI WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SUSHANG AND JIAOQIU…..

Also Moze hiding on the roof lmao

[mairon-goth-minion]

(Note: this follows my previous post with Evan)

Once more, please hear me out:

Barty Crouch who hated the world

Barty Crouch who, despite his famous bravado, couldn't even look his father in the eye

Barty Crouch who preferred to be hated than loved, because that's all he ever knew

Barty Crouch who was terrified of losing himself to drugs yet who took them anyway, because they blurred everything

Barty Crouch whose heart skipped a beat the instant he saw that tall, blond and haughty looking boy from across the common room

Barty Crouch who became obsessed with that boy, to the point where he knew every detail of his life

Barty Crouch who would've burned the world down for a kiss

Barty Crouch who, when he finally receives that kiss, at a Halloween party, both of them drunk out of their minds, feels like someone's lit a brazier within him

Barty Crouch who begins to realize that this boy might be just as insane as him

Barty Crouch who falls in love with that boy a bit more every passing day, feeling love for the first time instead of hatred

Barty Crouch who died the day he learned that his love had been killed, becoming only a husk of his formal self, losing all that made him him, not to drugs, as he'd feared, but to heartbreak

Barty Crouch whose last thought as the dementor sucked his soul out was that he'd welcome death because it meant he'd see Evan Rosier again

"My love, my only one. I miss you so, so much. You left me all alone. I forgive you, love. Fuck. Maybe if I’d been there, I could’ve saved you. Too late. For both of us. I miss you so, so much. At least I’ll get to see you again. See you in hell, Evan."

[atopvisenyashill]

man everytime i think of rhaegar it’s just like. what the fuck was your ENDGAME here. you’re gonna do the bigamy thing, something that hasn’t happened in like 150 years and was infamously done by THEE most hated targaryen king ever??? you’re gonna disappear for a fucking year with an engaged noble girl and then bring some kid that looks just like her to court and be like “yeah this is my ward” and expect everyone to just go along with it????? you’re gonna set elia and your kids up on dragonstone and not think that maybe if your known to be insane father orders them back to kl, they’ll have no protection????? you thought the baratheons and starks wouldn’t give a shit about you absconding with lyanna?? COME ON.

[cybertron-after-dark]

Being constantly surrounded by the presence of a loving God sounds great until you realize you never know when his freaky fuckin eyes are gonna show up to check on you.

And man. They do it a LOT.

[arlathen]

it's funny that andrastianism was right but like a thousand years too early. like no a god and his (once?) mortal beloved didn't inhabit the golden city but. they do now.

[gophergal]

Gonna be real if you accuse people of misogyny based on their favorite characters and ships, I do not fucking trust your opinion. full stop

[birdcatt]

[geodetojoy]

Saw a few of these and decided I wanted to make one as well

Honorable mentions to Odysseus/Penelope, Lumity, Holloweane, and many more they didn’t fit in the poll

I forgot polls had a limit :(

[mlp-natural-2]

John Horse Posting

Ideally John and Castiel would try to get along but in the way two insane people do and they just sit quietly in the same room drinking beer or whiskey like ‘yeah Im making a good impression’

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad

[tenebris-aurea]

i’m reading berserk rn and sometimes it seems more like a goddamn yaoi than an actual famous manga series

[ask-the-shiny-pokemons]

Uninvited bastards.

[ @ask-team-misfit / @ask-the-royal-absol ]

[tswwwit]

I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.

It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.

The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.

Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!

For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.

[urahara-lovepage]

bleach media literacy is actually just a measure of how you read urahara as a character

[crownrots]

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