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serendipitydoopity · 2 years ago

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a bunch of old magic players roasting marshmallows, done for the magic fanwork exchange on discord!

#yellowstone magic #blaseball #blaseball magic #cory twelve #yeong-ho garcia #francisco preston #oscar dollie #bonk jokes #eizabeth elliot #logan rodriguez #chorby short #bevan wise #curry aliciakeyes #sutton picklestein #wyatt glover #inky rutledge

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argetcross · 1 year ago

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Keres hit Astarion for 4 Bludgeoning Damage.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #wyll #tav #my art #comic #tav bg3 #hello ive had this joke rotating in my head for two weeks #now i am inflicting it on you #bonk #tylenol upon you #keres

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Evening's Evesdropping

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+2 friendship with Jin Ling; He's okay with your lifestyle of choice

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin ling #lan wangij #and a little bonus doodle & Joke under the cut!#I have been a lot more ruthless about what scenes to draw and what to leave out (the aim has always been 4-6 comics per episode)#but there is a lot of plot happening and it's very easy to add more comics to the script #At the same time....I gotta keep this one in. A love profession to do damage control for someone else's poor reputation?#That is then overheard by the person who you are trying to not damage your relationship with?#WHOM YOU ARE DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR?#*AND* that person is convinced you are aware of their feelings and have chosen to not reciprocate?#Lwj is hearing wedding bells and wwx is hearing a looneytunes running noise + slip + bonk.#And Jin Ling is also there. Witness to it all.#Homophobic little dog but just towards annoying gay people.#He's actually quite the wangxian ally. He had to go on a character arc to get there but he's getting there.#EDIT: I FORGOT THE VERMILLION MARK AGAIN. THE CHILLI FLAKE HAS BROKE CONTAINMENT

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toriylgr · 2 days ago

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i finally have you back

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fitzs-space · 2 years ago

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Bonk, but as a love language, you get me?

You know that thing of love languages, where you show your affection one way, and like receiving it another? yea. Sometimes you just need a homie to hit their head against yours as a way of showing you care for eachother, even if its not their usual form of lovelanguage.

A transcript below! a short one this time.

Tango: Hey Zeddy, Someone said you were struggling on a little project, We thought you’d like a few hands

Zedaph: Haha, yea, that would be great actually. Thank you guys

Anyway, EvilX, Tango, Impulse: Acts of service Gem: quality time Beef: words of affirmation Doc, Zed: Violence Touch At least in this comic

#fitzs' comics #fitzs art #hermitcraft #zedaph #tangotek #impulsesv #evil xisuma #geminitay #vintage beef #docm77 #bonk!#Gem gives softer bonks because hitting horns is normally an attacking thing for her. but she knows it's Zed showing love #Doc HOWEVER. full violence /J. fight the homies out of love #I need to restrain myself from making the “ramming the homies” jokes #Ex messaging everyone: come hit your friend. their all sad rn

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foolishfantasia · 2 months ago

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I think everybody should read Perry making a fool of himself in front of the kids in Jacob Winkler's storyboard that didn't make it into the actual episode.

Special thanks to the wiki for bringing it to my attention. You can read the rest below. There's actually a lot of cut out parts in Winkler's board!

#infinity train #infinity train book 2 #infinity train lake #jesse cosay #I can feel S&P delivering a mighty “no” in their response email to this part of the episode.#I don't mind this being scrapped #this and ryan mentioning his magazines in the final episode. It never felt like this show needed this kind of joke in it #this excludes Amelia saying “bonk off” in book 1 I thought that was fun.

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dootznbootz · 4 months ago

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Odysseus in Book 2 of the Iliad be like:

#has someone made this joke?#oh well.#no one can escape the bonks #odysseus #iliad #the iliad #tagamemnon #greek mythology #homer's iliad #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #Mad memes

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sarahreadstoomanycomics · 1 year ago

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Yeah I guess you don't need a helmet Dick, not like you'd ever be shot in the head or fall on a rock or anything of the sort.

#dick grayson #nightwing #peacemaker #christopher smith #dc comics #tuesday spoilers #and obviously i am joking #i know dc can't put a helmet on their pretty boy and cover up his hair #but it is funny how many head injuries he's had in comics #but like even in the 40s where him and bruce got captured and put in death traps like ever issue #they were mostly knocked out by being bonked on the head too

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atinycelery · 10 months ago

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Inutade, trying her best

Red dragon sized, chimera Falin :

#i may have a fave from Shuro's party js #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #inutade #shuro dungeon meshi #tashiro nakamoto #falin touden #Shiro : don't hurt her! Just bonk her to stop her *lock and loads Inutade #Jokes aside #Inutade really followed her orders here. Don't hurt the chimera? Okay. Throws away her club #runs head on towards mansion size #Inutade earlier #probably : don't hurt her? the raging mad chimera? That's not mathematically possible but alriiight

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ilovedthestars · 4 months ago

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i've rambled a lot about my complicated feelings about friendships and qprs and what kind of long-term relationships i might want as an aro person. but it just occurred to me that honestly my ideal relationship type might be "roommate"

#stars has thoughts #aro thoughts #that post i made a while back semi-joking about how no one really thinks about 'and then they were roommates'#in terms of treating 'roommate' as a distinct and interesting relationship type #really came back to bonk me on the forehead this evening

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gambleputty · 10 months ago

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See it’s not gay for 2 tgirls to be nuzzling each other, that’s just the magnets in their heads

#shitpost #trans #I cannot stress how much of a joke this is #bonking my head with the girlies #transfem #t4t

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cheesecakeloving-artist-enanan · 11 days ago

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*bonk*

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