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I've already become attached to this amalgamation of random bones.
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a bunch of old magic players roasting marshmallows, done for the magic fanwork exchange on discord!
#yellowstone magic#blaseball#blaseball magic#cory twelve#yeong-ho garcia#francisco preston#oscar dollie#bonk jokes#eizabeth elliot#logan rodriguez#chorby short#bevan wise#curry aliciakeyes#sutton picklestein#wyatt glover#inky rutledge
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So the new jazz hands
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Keres hit Astarion for 4 Bludgeoning Damage.
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#wyll#tav#my art#comic#tav bg3#hello ive had this joke rotating in my head for two weeks#now i am inflicting it on you#bonk#tylenol upon you#keres
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Bonk, but as a love language, you get me?
You know that thing of love languages, where you show your affection one way, and like receiving it another? yea. Sometimes you just need a homie to hit their head against yours as a way of showing you care for eachother, even if its not their usual form of lovelanguage.
A transcript below! a short one this time.
Tango: Hey Zeddy, Someone said you were struggling on a little project, We thought you’d like a few hands
Zedaph: Haha, yea, that would be great actually. Thank you guys
Anyway, EvilX, Tango, Impulse: Acts of service Gem: quality time Beef: words of affirmation Doc, Zed: Violence Touch At least in this comic
#fitzs' comics#fitzs art#hermitcraft#zedaph#tangotek#impulsesv#evil xisuma#geminitay#vintage beef#docm77#bonk!#Gem gives softer bonks because hitting horns is normally an attacking thing for her. but she knows it's Zed showing love#Doc HOWEVER. full violence /J. fight the homies out of love#I need to restrain myself from making the “ramming the homies” jokes#Ex messaging everyone: come hit your friend. their all sad rn
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Odysseus in Book 2 of the Iliad be like:
#has someone made this joke?#oh well.#no one can escape the bonks#odysseus#iliad#the iliad#tagamemnon#greek mythology#homer's iliad#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#Mad memes
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Yeah I guess you don't need a helmet Dick, not like you'd ever be shot in the head or fall on a rock or anything of the sort.
#dick grayson#nightwing#peacemaker#christopher smith#dc comics#tuesday spoilers#and obviously i am joking#i know dc can't put a helmet on their pretty boy and cover up his hair#but it is funny how many head injuries he's had in comics#but like even in the 40s where him and bruce got captured and put in death traps like ever issue#they were mostly knocked out by being bonked on the head too
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Inutade, trying her best
Red dragon sized, chimera Falin :
#i may have a fave from Shuro's party js#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#inutade#shuro dungeon meshi#tashiro nakamoto#falin touden#Shiro : don't hurt her! Just bonk her to stop her *lock and loads Inutade#Jokes aside#Inutade really followed her orders here. Don't hurt the chimera? Okay. Throws away her club#runs head on towards mansion size#Inutade earlier#probably : don't hurt her? the raging mad chimera? That's not mathematically possible but alriiight
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genshin trying to explain why every playable natlan character is gonna be paper white but enemy npcs who get easy aggro'd need to be dark skinned
#genshin impact#natlan genshin impact#genshin critical#'maybe ur reading too much into it-' no!! genshin is a repeat offender of making npcs look super great#and then making them enemies u need to kill so u can level up ur basic looking playable characters#no joke i walked up to an npc in game to see what they were spray painting right#immediately battle music started playing and they bonked me over the head with a spray can#it's just flashbacks to sumeru where i need to fight eremites who are doing nothing wrong#why can't we be friends...#it just makes me mad bc if genshin just never included darker skinned characters [npc or playable]#then i feel like it'd be a little less shooting self in the foot when having to confront the reality that#hey wait a minute. dark skin is real in genshin. it's just reserved for enemies bc apparently it's not good enough for playable characters#minus that i think natlan exploration is fun. haven't done the AQ yet but oh buddy am i scared to see what's#following up fontaine's insane 5 act mind trip#demdems.txt
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i've rambled a lot about my complicated feelings about friendships and qprs and what kind of long-term relationships i might want as an aro person. but it just occurred to me that honestly my ideal relationship type might be "roommate"
#stars has thoughts#aro thoughts#that post i made a while back semi-joking about how no one really thinks about 'and then they were roommates'#in terms of treating 'roommate' as a distinct and interesting relationship type#really came back to bonk me on the forehead this evening
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See it’s not gay for 2 tgirls to be nuzzling each other, that’s just the magnets in their heads
#shitpost#trans#I cannot stress how much of a joke this is#bonking my head with the girlies#transfem#t4t
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sashisu call each other gay as an insult (they’re all queer) and get chewed out in public i think
#very random thought but . they r dear to me#geto wraps his scarf around the both of them bc they’re shivering and they just go ”you gay or something”#(he bonks them over the head)#IT’S SWEET TO ME ……#thinking abt slipping this into the geto fic but maybe. ppl would misinterpret it :’3#i need you all to know that i will never not write them as the most closeted yet explicitly out queer friend group in existence#schrodinger’s gays#i keep thinking abt how they probably grew up around homophobia and learned to cope w it by making jokes at their own expense#but the older they grow and the more accepting ppl become the more likely it is to backfire LMAO#shoko calls stsg a homophobic slur as a bit and gets called tf out in the middle of the street….#do u see the vision#ari noises ✩
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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY THIS MF DIES?!?!?!?!?
#better yet.. why did i think that ppl wouldn't die..#this is a sick joke#😒😒😒😒#bonking everyone who told me that i'd like him..#and then proceeded to NOT tell me abt his future you are evil..#anyway i finished demon slayer s2.........#mayor of loserville
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Taglists aren't enough. I need you to print your fic out, put it into an envelope, and send it to my house like a love letter <3
#koko thinkin thots#for legal reasons this is a joke but to the one person who dm'd me their fic...? yes Yes YES!!!!!#if your ever like wow....she didnt respond to my fic....i did NOT see it. bonk me over the head with it
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Normalize eating alone at fancy restaurants. It's not weird, we just wanna chill and have a good steak alone
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Respectfully I've been listening to Thunder Bringer on repeat an let me tell you I feel things - I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism. Im should take a shower but then I remember that water is a conductor for electricity ... Huh
Sorry I'm rambling, point is I love that musical
IM IN LECTURE RN I HAD TO PHYSICALLY STOP MYSELF FROM SCREECHING LMAOOOOOOOO
never ever apologise for rambling i love it to begin with and i love hearing ur thoughts most especially. pls continue :D!!!
#bonking you and placing u in jail#my friend i dragged into epic the musical also had thoughts. so i explained gently the lore (mythos not musical)#to which she joked and i quote 'IF BAD WHY HOT' and i died right there and then#the musical is the best thing thats ever graced my ears omg#DID U WATCH NEALS GOD GAMES ANIMATIC#HOLY FRICK#i audibly gasped and cackled at the poor cloud ladies lol. they cant catch a break fr#astron#lol#sillypost#and then along came zeus#dangit its stuck in my head now#epic the musical#greek mythology
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