#bonk jokes

[serendipitydoopity]

a bunch of old magic players roasting marshmallows, done for the magic fanwork exchange on discord!

[argetcross]

Keres hit Astarion for 4 Bludgeoning Damage.

[fitzs-space]

Bonk, but as a love language, you get me?

You know that thing of love languages, where you show your affection one way, and like receiving it another? yea. Sometimes you just need a homie to hit their head against yours as a way of showing you care for eachother, even if its not their usual form of lovelanguage.

A transcript below! a short one this time.

Tango: Hey Zeddy, Someone said you were struggling on a little project, We thought you’d like a few hands

Zedaph: Haha, yea, that would be great actually. Thank you guys

Anyway, EvilX, Tango, Impulse: Acts of service Gem: quality time Beef: words of affirmation Doc, Zed: Violence Touch At least in this comic

[foolishfantasia]

I think everybody should read Perry making a fool of himself in front of the kids in Jacob Winkler's storyboard that didn't make it into the actual episode.

Special thanks to the wiki for bringing it to my attention. You can read the rest below. There's actually a lot of cut out parts in Winkler's board!

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus in Book 2 of the Iliad be like:

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Yeah I guess you don't need a helmet Dick, not like you'd ever be shot in the head or fall on a rock or anything of the sort.

[petratherrock]

Inutade, trying her best

Red dragon sized, chimera Falin :

[ilovedthestars]

i've rambled a lot about my complicated feelings about friendships and qprs and what kind of long-term relationships i might want as an aro person. but it just occurred to me that honestly my ideal relationship type might be "roommate"

[gambleputty]

See it’s not gay for 2 tgirls to be nuzzling each other, that’s just the magnets in their heads

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

sashisu call each other gay as an insult (they’re all queer) and get chewed out in public i think

[teddybeartoji]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY THIS MF DIES?!?!?!?!?

[carolperkinsexgirlfriend]

Taglists aren't enough. I need you to print your fic out, put it into an envelope, and send it to my house like a love letter <3

[turbonick]

Normalize eating alone at fancy restaurants. It's not weird, we just wanna chill and have a good steak alone

[kindred-spirit-93]

Respectfully I've been listening to Thunder Bringer on repeat an let me tell you I feel things - I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism. Im should take a shower but then I remember that water is a conductor for electricity ... Huh

Sorry I'm rambling, point is I love that musical

IM IN LECTURE RN I HAD TO PHYSICALLY STOP MYSELF FROM SCREECHING LMAOOOOOOOO

never ever apologise for rambling i love it to begin with and i love hearing ur thoughts most especially. pls continue :D!!!

[phonification]

I followed you for ii but I just wanted to say your houseposting delights me to my core

HI ANONNNN im glad its not annoying ... ive been insanely housepilled for like a year now LOL

[balsee]

you could say that nearly every joke in the skypiea arc lands but that entire scene with usopp trying to distract enel so him and nami can escape is pure comedic gold all the way through.