#bonk jokes

[voxisour]

I've already become attached to this amalgamation of random bones.

[serendipitydoopity]

a bunch of old magic players roasting marshmallows, done for the magic fanwork exchange on discord!

[enhancedpartytime]

day 6: where is spooky town? i couldn't tell you, but here's some bones!

[moa-sting]

So the new jazz hands

[argetcross]

Keres hit Astarion for 4 Bludgeoning Damage.

[fitzs-space]

Bonk, but as a love language, you get me?

You know that thing of love languages, where you show your affection one way, and like receiving it another? yea. Sometimes you just need a homie to hit their head against yours as a way of showing you care for eachother, even if its not their usual form of lovelanguage.

A transcript below! a short one this time.

Tango: Hey Zeddy, Someone said you were struggling on a little project, We thought you’d like a few hands

Zedaph: Haha, yea, that would be great actually. Thank you guys

Anyway, EvilX, Tango, Impulse: Acts of service Gem: quality time Beef: words of affirmation Doc, Zed: Violence Touch At least in this comic

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Yeah I guess you don't need a helmet Dick, not like you'd ever be shot in the head or fall on a rock or anything of the sort.

[petratherrock]

Inutade, trying her best

Red dragon sized, chimera Falin :

[gambleputty]

See it’s not gay for 2 tgirls to be nuzzling each other, that’s just the magnets in their heads

[feluka]

every time i put the plate of food down for shams and noor they stand around it looking up at me expectantly like "🥺 🥺" until i lean down and then they both mrrp and then bonk their heads with mine and then they start eating. if i leave immediately after putting the food down they follow me until i lean down for them 😭 gotta say thank you before eating!!

[demdems]

genshin trying to explain why every playable natlan character is gonna be paper white but enemy npcs who get easy aggro'd need to be dark skinned

[teddybeartoji]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY THIS MF DIES?!?!?!?!?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

sashisu call each other gay as an insult (they’re all queer) and get chewed out in public i think

[carolperkinsexgirlfriend]

Taglists aren't enough. I need you to print your fic out, put it into an envelope, and send it to my house like a love letter <3

[willbee-1]

....Fable (the character) /vvneg

This man ⟟ swear-

Fable- Alurious (that's probably not speller right-) was ⏃ god *you hit them with the reaver and gained ⏃ bit of their power* then killed them and got the rest, there's no way that works on Rae *bc he's already mortal and you can't take immorality from ⏃ mortal-*

and you've told him before you can't take his shards out without killing him-

Like- mhmmm-

He wants them out of Rae, to go back to purgitory, to talk to Enderian, to strip her of her immortality

But then he'd also see the state he left Isla in- so how would that conversation go-

Man this feels like s1-

Bc it's coworkers vs practically everyone else and again- the other side has a god on their side technically and *she's helping* along with Rae's got the shards memories and some godly powers

Me when we're getting basically s1 funky parallels

[balsee]

you could say that nearly every joke in the skypiea arc lands but that entire scene with usopp trying to distract enel so him and nami can escape is pure comedic gold all the way through.