#bone anon

[toxycodone]

chilchuck’s kinda funny bc that’s a romance where both parties can feel like the other one is too young for them… i imagine as a tallman even KNOWING he’s an adult you might be like internally debating about weirdness. chilchuck has real grounds tho. i love relationships where it’s mutually kind of weird. and i want to kiss him under the moonlight until he admits to having feelings.

bone anon <3

I REALLY LOVE THE WAY DUNGEON MESHI SETS UP THESE RELATIONSHIPS MAN. I AGREE.

There’s a lot of potential for Chilchuck x Tallman!Reader here. The size difference, but also like…it may be considered taboo since halffoots kinda look like children.

There’s a lot of stuff to sort out there, maybe Chilchuck feeling looked down on (not just literally) or not taken seriously. But even besides the point I know in his heart he is trying SO hard not to fall in love again. He’s convinced all he needs in this world is himself, his daughters, money, and good alcohol.

I also see this happening with Thistle too, since he’s an adult (I read he’s likely 19-22 based on his age). But like…his appearance and motives are super childish (to an extent.)

[trans-faggot]

I’m waiting for a new toy to come and I’m so impatient, I can’t wait! I am a little scared though as it is my first real toy (that I haven’t made). Any advice?

Also totally don’t wish you were here to break me in on it so gently before slamming it into me and laughing as I struggle

Ofc not

/sarc for last two paragraphs

-🦴

Uhh so advice wise just make sure you can take it, go gently on yourself, just be very careful you don't hurt yourself because that can happen with new toys. Remember to clean them after every use too

For the second paragraph, I'd love to break you in too baby, I bet you'd make some of the nicest noises for me

Bone anon

[anatheyma]

NO WAY I HAVE TO KEEP BEING THE HOT AND KIND OF MYSTERIOUS ANON

–🦴

AW FAIR... i wouldn't think of you any differently though, you can still be hot and mysterious haha

[sallythefish3r]

WHAT THE FUCK.

--tar anon

....You look weird, what the hell-

[bloomingbutterflies]

[Soil Anon watches in horror as their husband melts away. They choke back sobs, cupping Flower Anon's head with both their hands. They pull their sunglasses up to look into their eyes, feeling tears overflow and spill down their cheeks.]

[They force themself to watch Flower Anon melt away, holding on tot heir withering remains as if nothing else in the world could ever mean anything more than this.]

[And to them.. that was true. What else would Soil do without their husband? What is there to do, even? They cant even bother to get angry at Angel Anon when Flower Anon is completely gone.]

[They just sit on their knees clutching the sandy remains of their once-husband, tears streaming down their face uncontrollably.]

OH MY GOD MY HEART

UNACCEPTABLE. ANGEL ANON IS BANNED. FIX WHAT YOU DID.

[rat-in-a-suit]

We do not work together but I’d love some teammates :) -🦴

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Another one for the discord lmao

[itsajobnotamentalsickness]

how tf do you enjoy vegemite.

-🦴

I just do, it's a nice taste. Reminds me of home.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

medic you are my pretty pretty princess

-🦴

Your vhat now?

[piceuscelus]

lol sorry it’s bone anon again, my thoughts aren’t done yet just… Ciri getting off to geralt literally dismembering a man 🥵😩 ughhh and he sawed off the dudes hand to give Ciri omg omg omfg this is living rent free in my mind

I may peddle in bones but I promise I’m not actually a serial killer irl but good god was this the hottest thing I’ve read in years 🥵🔥

look, violence is hot, i don't make the rules

i already have one additional scene written, and at least one more planned, but believe me, i had a MAGNIFICENT time in this cesspit so i will absolutely invite more if you (or anyone else) have any fun ideas

[ask-evo-grian]

Im just collecting info on hermits et co’s bones. Don’t mind me

- i guess im bone anon now

..Okay.

[toxycodone]

ok but!! primal/hunting play w/ laios but w/ some sort of beastman or monster reader… the tables turn on the hunter & he gets his shit WRECKED. need to pounce on him & pin him down in the forest and maul him with my claws and teeth like a wild animal and fuck him until he’s crying. and then after i can lick his wounds (and offer actual medical care) and purr and purr and purr… my silly little hunter…

umm i can be bone anon :3

oh. oh my God. you are JUST like me. I... (and of course you can be bone anon <3)

Laios getting hunted is so fucking good. He thinks he has the upper hand and he's gonna get you first but in reality youre stalking him through the brush. You catch whiffs of his scent as he walks through. He has no idea but you're stalking behind him and getting closer and closer...

He only notices your presence last minute before you pounce, he lands awkwardly on his back while you go for his weak points. Laios tries to fight back (probably gives you a nice punch or a good kick off of him), but his strength isn't enough. You have the element of surprise and you're equipped with claws and teeth...

Laios is eventually beaten and bloody. His chest heaves as he tries to steady himself to fight you off again--to win. He's the hunter. You're a monster. This is his victory...

But he's weak. He's lost enough blood to make him dizzy and you have him pinned. And before he can even really process what's going on you're stripping off his clothes with your claws and he's fucking hard as a rock.

You grasp his neck in your maw and you can feel just how excited he is. His pulse is audible and even tangible--you can feel it thump against your tongue as you fuck him stupid. Laios is just in so much pain and pleasure at once that tears roll down his cheeks as he gasps and chokes and whimpers with each thrust. Every now and then he makes a move to try to get away or push you off but you just snarl at him and bare your fangs, pressing them deeper into his skin. It's a warning for him to just lie there and take it.

You can taste his sweat and the coppery blood from his throat, smell his musk and fear, see the glazed look in his eyes--everything about this is just so primal and feral it drives the two of you wild. It's like. Sex. But it's also a dominance thing. Reminding him that he may be strong--but so are you. And if you wanted, he could just be another meal to you, just like other monsters have been to him.

Then afterwards you rest on him and lick his salty, tear-stained cheeks and purr. Maybe do some minor healing spells while he comes back to earth (he gets really into submissive/prey role so he needs a little coaxing out of it). But be sweet to him and just love on him and afterwards he's gonna be yapping about how good you are and how he came hard enough to see stars.

Do I need to tag this with dark content or something lol idk pls someone tell me

[ask-emilyrosestein]

So how does it feel to not remember what happened? How does it feel to be useless? -🦴

Shit.

It feels like shit. I just woke up on my couch and couldn’t remember.

However just because I can’t remember much about what happened it doesn’t mean I still can’t be useful.

Good news I remember the Lab! Not the route, but still its a start.

-right?

[anatheyma]

I am sorry for disappearing so suddenly, Eddie. The case we're working on trial right now includes a lot of abuse towards children and it is so utterly disgusting that my mind has been blank these days. It is a deeply triggering situation so I've come to the point of isolating myself. I hope you are doing okay, though. Sending you, Spencer, Adrian and your new partner (which sadly I don't know the name of) lots of hugs! I will try to update more often even if you're not worried. Take care and have proper meals today as well. Good job this week, buddy, it is almost over!

–🦴

OH MY GOD YOU'RE BACK!!!

that's okay!!! your wellbeing comes first of course! sorry to hear it's been a rough case :/ totally understandable! i hope you're okay <3

i'm pretty good, might be slightly inactive due to comic con weekend but yeah! my new partner's name is nox btw! i'm sending you lots of hugs back! and i was worried :( but so happy to hear from you! i'll remember to eat well and all dw! :]

[sallythefish3r]

You said they all have odd little problems

And I'm a curious duffer so tell me those problems

-a regular anon (shocking I know)

Holy shit a normal one!!!

But uh, the sick one is just....Odd.

The zombie is either hiding some severe trauma, or just really weird.

The ghost I have yet to meet, but I bet it has something wrong with it

The flower seems to have issues with their father

The dirt one...doesn't need an explanation, neither does the sand one.

And uh, I don't really remember the others TvT

[bloomingbutterflies]

*lava anon gets extinguished from the dirt*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD???

[soilanonlorelmao]

From Soil to Grass. From Water to Sand.

You were as pretty as a Flower, with your Radioactive personality.

If you were ever Sickly we'd put your needs before ours.

If you were a Zombie we'd try our best to find a cure because...

(Chorus)

Bloom, bloom, your a blooming butterfly. Free from it's cocoon. and so soon you passed... But we'll remember all the fun we had!

(Chorus End)

You were an Engineer with everything you came up with, which made us Lava you more.

You were the backBone of everyone and once you had gone. Everyone fell to tears.

You were an Angel in disguise! You were our favorite person because...

(Chorus)

Bloom, bloom, your a blooming butterfly. Free from it's cocoon. and so soon you passed... But we'll remember all the fun we had!

(Chorus End and next lines are final ones)

Even with your Concrete ideas you couldn't stop your death

Yet like a piece of Candy, you kept us happy all the time.

So thank you... Wherever you may be... For all the adventures and insanity! (that last word would be a high note)

(this is the song and if you can think of more lyrics tell me in your response to this)

YOU ARE SO DEDICATED LMAOO

would LOVE to hear what music goes with this xd