#Sickly Anon

[sallythefish3r]

WHAT THE FUCK.

--tar anon

....You look weird, what the hell-

[bloomingbutterflies]

[Soil Anon watches in horror as their husband melts away. They choke back sobs, cupping Flower Anon's head with both their hands. They pull their sunglasses up to look into their eyes, feeling tears overflow and spill down their cheeks.]

[They force themself to watch Flower Anon melt away, holding on tot heir withering remains as if nothing else in the world could ever mean anything more than this.]

[And to them.. that was true. What else would Soil do without their husband? What is there to do, even? They cant even bother to get angry at Angel Anon when Flower Anon is completely gone.]

[They just sit on their knees clutching the sandy remains of their once-husband, tears streaming down their face uncontrollably.]

OH MY GOD MY HEART

UNACCEPTABLE. ANGEL ANON IS BANNED. FIX WHAT YOU DID.

[soilanonlorelmao]

soon people might probably make us on YouTube 👁️👄👁️

-Sickly Anon

I can't wait for the content farms 😌

[likeducks2360]

IM BACK B-

sorry, where are my manners! 😅 Anyways, I am now verified! And able to message, reply, and many things that I couldn't do unverified-

Hope you like the new and improved blog! I am also working on the new sickly blog @sicklyanon-newandinproved and my dandy's world OC's blog, @thespeedygrape-soda

anyways have a good day/night/afternoon!!

:3

[i-heart-soil]

It was A few months ago

// YOU HAD. A BABY?????? DID DR. ANON DELIVER IT????? //

[flower-anon-blog]

"HI!"

Hello.

[sicklyanon-newandinproved]

"uhh... Hi?"

[NEW AND IMPROVED SICKLY ANON BLOG]

[unstoned-anon]

What does Unstoned do when not answering asks?

Ooc

He spends time with sickly but mainly spends time trying to learn more about the past hosts

[goose-ann0n]

Here's a Goose plush for ya!

-Sickly

GOOSE!!! [she hugs sickly, before putting the goose plush in a seat at her little table, and putting a teacup in front of it]

[sallythefish3r]

You said they all have odd little problems

And I'm a curious duffer so tell me those problems

-a regular anon (shocking I know)

Holy shit a normal one!!!

But uh, the sick one is just....Odd.

The zombie is either hiding some severe trauma, or just really weird.

The ghost I have yet to meet, but I bet it has something wrong with it

The flower seems to have issues with their father

The dirt one...doesn't need an explanation, neither does the sand one.

And uh, I don't really remember the others TvT

[bloomingbutterflies]

Ooh~

*he chuckles*

So feisty~

I like that~

...

[soilanonlorelmao]

Flower finally learns

The. Itsy. Bitsy. Spider. Walked. Up. The. Water. Spout.

Down. Came. The. Rain. And. Washed. The. Spider. Out.

Flower looks extremely happy and hugs sickly

Thank. You. For. Teaching. Me. How. To. Read. Sickly.

IM SO PROUD OF YOU

IM KN TTTEAAARSS. FANNING MY FACE. OH MY GOD MY BABY. THEY GROW UP TO FAST. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[xxplastic-cubexx]

krakoa cherik constantly having sleepovers at each others houses

they never slept alone since day one ☝️ (until the divorce)

Im so sorry this was my immediate first thought

[i-heart-soil]

An account for one of the Anons from @soilanonlorelmao.

[Soil Anon is busy at work digging yet another hole. They pause for a minute, setting up a sign next to their digging site. The sign reads as follows; ]

"Hello! I'm Soil Anon. Please check out the blogs of my fellow anons and of my ███████."

[There is a small list below this.]

" @flower-anon-blog is my ███████, Flower Anon. @sand-anon is Sand Anon. @sicklyanon-blog is Sickly Anon. @bringeroftheapocolypse is Zombie Anon. @tar-anon is Tar Anon. @unstoned-anon is Stoned/Unstoned Anon. @goose-ann0n is Goose Anon. @scpectreanon is Ghost/Specter Anon @lava-anon is Lava Anon."

[You notice that there are 2 words scratched out of the sign, below them Soil has written 'WIFE.' in all caps with several underline marks below each of them.]

[There is small writing sprawled across the bottom of the sign, it reads..]

" I love soil. soil is life. "

OOC // If I'm using brackets, I'm narrating rp. If i'm ' Talking like this, ' ( with ' or with " ) then Soil Anon is speaking, though usually they only say "Soil". \\ OOC

[flower-anon-blog]

"what happened to your pauses?"

-Sickly

Their gone because I'm forgetting about my bad past. And only focusing on the awesome present and good future.

So I don't have to deal with my trauma constantly anymore. Meaning my pauses are gone.

(@soilanonlorelmao alert alert no more pauses wooohoooo)

-also p.s. I will use blue text from now on to differentiate from others.

[merakiui]

we know and love our breeding obsessed tweels .. but there’s an obvious candidate whom I haven’t seen given much attention.. and it’s our favourite apple <3

back in harveston, it’s been mentioned how there isn’t much youngins around .. apart from epel and his cousin .. but in terms of ppl his age??? 0 … so it’d be easy for his family to talk him into stuffing you full and getting you pregnant when you come visit one day… you don’t know that epel secretly introduced you to his family as his wife .. and that the analytical eyes they give you and your body was bcs they wanted to see just how many kids you could handle birthing naturally at a time… truly terrifying how they put this much thought into the time you need to rest before being full with his baby again .. bcs they don’t do hospitals but instead the women in the family use their knowledge (midwivery) to advise you </3

aa just the thought of epel and his family peer pressuring you into giving them kids and continuing the family line has you feeling all guilty </3 like it doesn’t matter what u want bcs you’d be doing it for the betterment of the village! how they convince u that eventually, when u become a mother, you’d find happiness that comes w it .. (silly reader … your choice and wants never even mattered in the first place! bcs if you showed resistance they’d just drug u and put u to sleep w epel’s unique magic and get u pregnant anyways </3)

truullyyy terrifying! beware of dear grandma’s sad puppy dog eyes knowing u refuse to give her great-grandkids! (lies … she knows what she’d doing </3)

also! can I be epel felmier anon? 🍎💜

OMG THE SOMNO POTENTIAL WITH EPEL'S UM........ how could I have missed it,,, it's literally called Sleep Kiss. T_T uuuwaaaa Epel wanting to practice his UM and you agree to let him practice it on you because surely it won't have any negative impacts, right? But he puts you to sleep and somno ensues...... or he puts you to sleep and the other first years are around as well. >_< you're like a practice pussy for them......

If anyone's going to gaslight and manipulate you into having children, it's all of Harveston. ;;;;; and most of them do it unintentionally. They just think it's so darling Epel has a best friend (read: wifey) like you who is the sweetest thing they've ever met. You and Epel make such a cute couple (of hopefully expecting parents). All of Harveston dotes on you, showering you with affection every time you visit. You're practically part of the village by now. Whenever you come to visit, whether for a holiday or a break, Marja always welcomes you with open arms, as does the rest of Epel's family. But it's Marja who is especially pleased to see you. She checks you over, asks if you've been eating well at NRC, asks if Epel's been looking out for and taking care of you, and so on.

I feel like the entire village would throw such a huge celebration when you finally become pregnant. They make such an event out of it; it startles you at first, but Epel explains this is just because there are so few children around and everyone, especially the elders, are so very excited to finally see the village grow and become more lively with young folks! You'll have everyone's full support before, during, and after your pregnancy! They are just so fond of you and are always encouraging you to eat lots (of foods that improve fertility, but you don't need to know that...).