#evo!g answers

[ask-evo-grian]

Hey Mama!

Guess what I've got?

- A grinning @ask-npc-grian

+ Evo sighed.

What do you have.

[ask-grian]

im..

i was never able to go near him in the first place, I don't believe it's Them.

-☀️

[when you try to start soemthing but it back fires and got told to go talk to your own blog- XD]

hm. sounds a bit like a you problem then.

[ask-hermit-tommy]

Yeah…

Hey… Tommy?

I… I think they got him.

God this is all my fucking fault

…

I’m sorry.

- @ghostyasksquestions

..who's they??

[charbeloved]

@naris-606 i just need you to know you put to questions with the art so i kept one in my inbox and every time i answer an ask all i see is evo g going 'I WILL ADOPT YOUR KIDS.' with such a blank yet murderous stare and im

ykw im changing my phone's lockscreen to it i cant anymore.

[whatamipan]

Their Fight [A]

This was originally posted on my Wattpad, for more notes on all of my stories go there, same user as here. *Mentions of murder, harm, Sam from YHS, etc...

XisumaVoid: Hey G, come to spawn, there's a new person you need to meet.

Grian looked down at his communicator once again, he was confused no one had told him about a new hermit joining the server and with him not being the admin he couldn't see who it was.

With one final flap of his wings he dived down towards the ground, pulling up at the last second and landing gracefully on his feet. His wings disappeared, instead replaced by his elytra. No one quite knew that Grian had wings, they knew he was a hybrid, just no one knew what type he was. The small hermit walked up to the group, coming out of the tree line, he stood next to Xisuma waiting for X to realize he was there.

"Hello Grian, how was the trip?" X asked the blonde, looking over at him from the crowd around the new person.

"It was fine, who's the new person? Are they just visiting or are they gonna be a permanent heranmit- wait, crap, hermit! I meant hermit!" Grian sputtered, blushing because of his mess up.

"He isn't a permanent member, we're just letting him stay until I can figure out how to get him back to his server. He said his name is Taurtis." X explained, Grian was nodding along until he heard the name.

"Wait, Taurtis? As in Taurtis Oguni?" Grian questioned, eyebrows furrowed. There's a chance it's not him, right? Grian was thinking, he was sure it was just a misunderstanding.

"Uh, maybe? He didn't give us a last name." Xisuma said, looking at the smaller hermit in question, why was this his reaction? Did he know the ravenette before? If so, why did he seem so disturbed by the thought of him?

Everyone started to disperse a bit, knowing there was a clear way to reach the new person and Grian automatically saw who it was. His look of shock confused Xisuma even more, seriously why was Grian reacting like this?

The ravenette in the center of the crowd turned his head, seemingly to answer someone when he saw the short, dirty blonde hermit just outside of the crowd. "Grian?!" He shouted in surprise, staring at the person in question.

"Hello Taurtis, it's been a while." Grian said, a clearly forced smile present on his face.

"It has, how've you been?" Taurtis replied in a sickly sweet tone, that same forced smile clear on his face.

"Oh aside from them I've been fine. Did they finally get tired of you? If so, I told you it was only a matter of time." Grian answered back, scrunching his eyebrows together with a fake smile before letting his face drop back into a deadpan expression.

"They didn't kick me out. I just got lost, y'know, looking for him." Taurtis said, a slight smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

"I told you it was a bad idea to go after him!" Grian spoke in a raised tone, he wasn't shouting or yelling, though his voice was louder then many had heard him speak with before.

"Oh but you didn't stop me?!" Taurtis replied in an angry tone, glaring daggers at Grian. Knowing everyone else had backed away from Taurtis, X was still positioned at Grian's side. Grian took in a deep breath before replying.

"Taurtis, I tried to tell you not too, maybe if you hadn't been in your Watcher form I would've gotten through to your head! You know what that form can do to people! It takes over your head! It basically controls you and makes you think that all your most violent, chaotic thoughts are good ideas!" Grian shouted back, he was clearly frustrated, no one knew how the two knew each other, no one besides Pearl.

"Wait, wait, wait! What are you two talking about?! I know stuff happened after Evo, Taurtis you disappeared like halfway through, Grian got kidnapped after the dragon fight and he was never heard from again, did you two meet again at some point or something?! What are you two talking about?" Pearl asked, stepping between the two and looking at each of them.

"The Watchers, Pearl. I left to become one and Grian did too! Of course we would meet again in the Watcher realm! And what we're talking about is, kindly, none of your business!" Taurtis explained briefly.

"That's a lie! I didn't become one willingly, Taurtis! How many times do I have to tell you, it was me becoming a Watcher or everyone on Evo dying!" Grian exclaimed, he took a shaky step forward, Xisuma automatically put his arm in front of Grian.

"Yeah well everyone on Evo ended up dead anyways! Honestly it was amazing to watch the superiors rip that place apart. I'm surprised Pearl was able to get out." Taurtis nonchalantly said, shocking everyone in the crowd. Pearl, Xisuma, and Grian all had a look of disgust or shock on their face, not believing what the ravenette had said.

"Are you serious right now? Did you actually want everyone to be dead?! The only good thing that came out of being a Watcher is that I was able to revive everyone! Sure, I don't know where anyone other then us three are, but I know that none of them are permanently dead anymore!" Grian yelled at the other, he sounded down, and he certainly was.

"Seriously Grian what is your problem?! I don't understand how you could possibly not at least enjoy knowing that you're stronger then a god! I don't understand how you are content living as a mortal! You could have joined me and helped me kill Sam! We could of had fun torturing him together! We could have gotten our revenge together!" Taurtis yelled out, everyone backed up even more, X put his arm down. Many people looked conflicted with what they were being told, this guy, who seemed to be a perfectly normal and kind person, was a Watcher and killed someone willingly?!

"Taurtis what reason did you have to actually KILL SAM?! THE WORST YOU GOT FROM HIM WAS BEING STABBED! YOU DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT SAME DAY! I HAD TO STAY WITH HIM FOR OVER A YEAR! UNTIL WE FOUND YOU I WAS FORCED TO ACT LIKE YOU, I WAS THREATENED WITH A KNIFE OR EVEN DEATH ANYTIME I TRIED TO SAY SOMETHING "OUT OF TURN" OR WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN HOW I WASN'T YOU!" Grian shouted, he looked as if he was on the verge of tears. "Taurtis, I stayed there, I stayed with Sam because I was trying to protect you. The hospital never told me you died, they never told me anything. How do you think I felt when I saw someone exactly like you in a playground at three in the morning? How do you think I felt when I was forced to act like you for even longer after we found you but you claimed to be "Jerry". How do you think I felt when it was revealed that the you we found was a clone?!"

"Grian shut up! It wasn't that fucking bad, alright?! You've always been one to overreact!" Taurtis yelled back at the shorter, his large, purple wings appearing in a show of his frustration.

"Taurtis, you don't even know what happened after you died! Sam was constantly manipulating me, making me feel crazy or insane! Sam and Yuki killed so many people from our school while I was forced to watch! The police called me crazy, at one point Sam and your clone had forced me to join the Yakuza with them because you guys needed money! I had to watch as Yuki killed the closest person I had ever had to a father figure! I was forced to kill someone once, I didn't enjoy it, which compared to you openly enjoying killing people kind of tells me something!" Grian yelled, Taurtis started approaching the short hermit, his pace quickly increasing.

"I accepted my fate, Grian, the Watchers are the ones who had revived me after I died, they didn't ask me anything in return!" Taurtis huffed out, he had now cut the distance between the two down by at least half. "I left Evo and asked to join them because I realized what they were capable of. I was tired of being walked all over, I was done being undermined. The Watchers accepted me with open arms. They appreciated me-"

"So did I! So did everyone on Evo! We all cared about you, we all appreciated you! We were concerned when you disappeared, we had looked for you! We had to stop so we could figure out what the Watchers meant with their riddle because we knew that if we didn't figure it out fast enough they would punish us!" Grian exclaimed, he started walking towards Taurtis, after just a few steps he was less than a meter away from the other.

"Honestly I don't see the problem! I took out someone we both feared! I became powerful, Grian, I became powerful and I went back and fought our oldest enemy! I did you a favour. You should be thanking me." Taurtis growled, Grian stood his ground, he didn't falter back once, no matter how loud Taurtis got.

"Taurtis, what you did was wrong." Grian spoke, voice just barely audible.

"How so? How was getting revenge so wrong, Birdy? I don't think I did anything wrong, you would feel the same if you just accepted what you are!" Taurtis exclaimed, opening his arms widely.

"Would I? Would I Taurtis? I think that statement alone shows why I shouldn't accept being a Watcher. If being a Watcher means that thinking aimless murder is ok then I'm glad I'm not one." Grian responded, his wings reappearing and puffing his chest slightly, he couldn't help it, he was a bird.

A chorus of gasps rang out as the two stood face to face, the height difference causing Taurtis to have to look down. No one had seen Grian's wings before, well, no one beside the admin that stood just behind Grian. The chaotic hermit had always used an elytra and rocket whilst in the company of others or when he figured he would be passing other hermits.

"What are you going to do? You didn't stop me from killing Sam, YOU KNEW MY PLANS, GRIAN! Honestly I think you're just as bad as Sam at this point." Taurtis whispered, just loud enough for Grian to hear.

"Don't you EVER compare me to Sam again, Taurtis. You were in your Watcher form when you told me what you were going to do. I was scared, with how a Watcher form can affect someone I wasn't about to get in your way and die while trying to get you to not kill Sam." Grian replied though he was louder with his reply then the other had been.

Just as Taurtis was about to reply, a portal opened behind him, a portal only three people recognized. This portal was made of bedrock and was in the shape of the symbol that always showed up on Evolution when the watchers were involved. A deep, menacing voice rang through the portal, calling for two people.

"Xelqua, you and your little server of friends will be left alone, do not fret. We are only here for the ravenette." The voice spoke, Taurtis, still staring at Grian, smiled slightly, cupping the others face.

"We will meet again, don't you worry Birdy, just not on a Tuesday." Taurtis whispered before he stood up straight, dropping his hand that had been resting on Grian's cheek. He walked towards the portal and stopped just as he was about to go through. "Thanks for revealing yourself for me, Grian."

And just like that Taurtis was gone. Grian realized what had happened, what he did, what he had said. Grian realized that Taurtis wasn't lost, he realized that Taurtis had come here to reveal all of Grian's secrets, to make all the other Hermits fear him, make them hate him. Grian realized what had been revealed, very few knew anything about Grian's past but now? Now everyone knows so much more. Now everyone who didn't know he was a Watcher before knew.

"G," a voice called out from the crowd, Mumbo, it was Mumbo's voice. "Are you actually a Watcher?"

It was clear that he was hesitant, that he was afraid, well, that's what Grian thought. Grian had been one of his best friends, how had he not known? Would he have been able to tell if he had just looked closer at details? Did Grian not trust him? Is that why Grian never told him what he was? How come he didn't even know the dirty blonde was a parrot hybrid? It was so obvious looking back at it.

"I... Yeah, I am... Though technically I would be classified as a 'Runaway Watcher' seeing as I left that place and my position there. I don't really use my Watcher Powers unless necessary. I have told X and Doc before, I figured it would be most important to tell them. I promise, Mumbo, I promise I was going to tell you! I was just scared, it's not every day that you run into a 'Runaway Watcher', I only know of two or three others to have ever ran." Grian rambled, he was nervous that the others would hate him, it was really clear.

The small avian had been startled when he felt a pair of arms wrap around him, and even more shocked when a second pair did as well. Right away he could tell it was Scar and Mumbo. Another person joined their hug, this time it was Pearl, the Stress, then Iskall, Doc, Impulse, and soon it was one big doggy-pile of all the hermits and in the center of it all was Grian. Xisuma stood outside of the pile, watching all his members hugging each other, helping comfort one another. He pulled out his communicator and took a picture before getting dragged into the pile.

Everyone stayed at spawn for a while, each asking different questions and Grian responding with an answer, when the sun started to go down many started returning to their bases. Some went in groups to a certain person's base so they could hang out and talk about what happened. Xisuma, Iskall, Mumbo, Scar, and Pearl all ended up following Grian, to their best abilities, seeing as he was flying faster than usual since he was using his natural wings, back to his base.

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[pensiveotaku]

For the Pokemon ask.

2,5,10,11,29.

2: what's your favorite starter? Totodile, hands down. 5: game everyone seems to adore but you don't see the hype: No idea. It's been ages since I've played a standard pokemon game (the last one I bought was Sun, unless we count Arceus in standard idk). I also haven't played any spin-offs. So let's just say N/A

10: a pokemon you prefer the first/middle evo over the final: I always though Poliwrath was a bit goofy and prefer Poliwhirl

11: do you have any pokemon merch? (toys, cards, etc) Once upon a time I did. Kind of surprised I don't at the moment. Maybe I should get a figurine. I would go with Lugia.

29: pokemon urban legend/creepypasta you fully believed at one point: You see, I'm old. I got Pokemon Gold with the special tinted Gameboy Color for that version of the game. Most of it was just trying to do things from the anime to work in the game, like evolving a slowpoke by finding a shelder.

Also, bonus because you are cool and I really want to answer this question. 14: favorite theme in the games? (a town theme, character theme, etc. a song) The park theme from G/S/C. I think it is one of the most beautiful themes in gaming. I put it up there with the song of healing from Majora's Mask and the Breath of the Wild theme.

Thanks for the ask! I hope you are having a great evening!

[raviliuz]

Okay, that's extremely random but I won't make another blog for one Rovinsky brain rot so here we go

AU where Kavinsky didn't kill himself and was still there when Ronan and Adam started dating

*Content warning: cheating, fighting, drugs, toxic relationships, physical violence mentioned, smut mentioned*

***

Ronan knows he shouldn't do this. He knows it won't help, more, it will for sure make everything worse. It's still not stopping him and he absolutely hates it about himself.

Another fight with Adam and the same old shit. Ronan truly loves Adam and that's the problem. They're fighting, as every couple does, and he's getting too mad but doesn't want to take it out on Adam. He cares too much to scream at him, to risk blowing up and hitting him. So he runs away.

Ronan knows it will hurt Adam hundred times more than his fist ever would.

But he cannot do any better.

Farm in 20?

He texts the number he blocked many times and unblocked after at most a few days when he needed something.

Sure princess

seen

Trouble in paradise?

delivered

Ronan arrives at the farm first. Of course he does, it will be a miracle if the other boy won't be late. He cannot sit still so he leaves his car and starts walking in circles. Ronan hears the aggressive sound of Mitsubishi Evo but doesn't care enough to stop walking and greet.

"Catching up on weekly step rate, princess?" Kavinsky says instead of hello.

Ronan knows he wants to hit that guy, wipe that confident smirk off of his face. He's just unsure whether he should do that with his fists or lips.

"Fuck off" he grunts.

He's answered with a mean, half-fake laugh.

"You texted me, at midnight to see you. Could have been doing coke with Proko now, so spill, what did your lovely little Adam Parrish do this time?".

The worst thing is, Ronan can't even deny so he decides to focus on the question and grabs Kavinsky's shirt's collar and tugs him closer harshly.

"Keep his name out of your dirty mouth, K".

Kavinsky is sure Ronan's about to punch him but he won't flinch, it's not like he cares about bruising his jaw.

Instead, Ronan pulls him even closer and after another second he zeroes the distance between them, kissing Kavinsky.

The kiss is rough and mean, they bite and their teeth clash while they are fighting for dominance.

"Aww, you're getting softer, Lynch" Kavinsky coos, genuinely surprised. Usually kissing comes after at least some punching.

"I'm getting my mouth dirty" Ronan whispers, more to himself than to Kavinsky.

The other boy doesn't say anything to that, just holds up his hand with two yellow pills. Ronan doesn't thank him, never will, but swallow pills without second thoughts.

***

They are sitting on the roof of a half-destroyed Mitsubishi Evo, watching the sunrise. Both boys have a few hickeys more than five hours ago.

Ronan hates those marks. They make it so much more real. He couldn't lie to himself that it didn't happen, having evidence on his neck and stomach. Kavinsky enjoys marking toys as his and Ronan hasn't even argued.

"You know what's the worst?" Ronan's whisper sounds like a scream in the silence of the farm. Kavinsky is high enough for existential crisis "I know I will hate myself when I sober up. I know that. And I know he" Ronan doesn't dare to say Adam's name "will know what I did. He will be hurt but won't hate me. He won't leave me even though I'm living garbage that just makes his life messy."

Ronan stops and takes a joint from Kavinsky's mouth to take another hit.

"I know all of it. And I'm still here."

Kavinsky just lets him ramble, it's not the first time they have had that conversation. Kavinsky knows it's a really dark shade of morally grey but he's not the one to give a crap about Parrish's feelings. It's entertaining. Ronan is entertaining.

"It's just so much easier to be with you" Ronan continues, face covered in white smoke "It's easy because I don't give a shit about you, man. We can scream, we can make out, we can throw punches. And I'm not feeling guilty that I hurt you, that's an advantage even" he blows a few smoke circles in Kavinsky's face "I hate your gut, man. But I'm used to being around people I hate, hating myself. I always come back, hating myself more every time."

He always comes back.

[cloudsrust]

YOU LIEGE !! What are you favs pokemons / dream team ?? Also your Ingo is so UGGGGH BEAUTIFUL !! Like the way you draw noses/mouths, of COURSE it was going to fit him I stimmed so hard when I saw you did art of the them

yOUUU- you have no idea what you have unleashed.. but first! Better answer to the second part first- Aaaaa- thank yOUU!! But I gotta play a "No u" card because the way you draw the twins is just so adorable and I just.. they just- I wanna hold them gently like scrunglies (affectionate),, Now! For the first part :D ...*pulls out their list of dream teams for all generations from 2 to 8 and clears throat*

Gen2 Cyndaquil (I love its final evo but that cute lil' face- m a n.), Mareep (sheep <3), Natu (it just a lil' guy with 'em big eyes, love it for 'em), Smeargle (Painter goat painter goat painter g-), Sneasel (..yeah,,), Glingar (adorable creacher that attaches to your face <3) Gen3 Banette (they got that creepy/cute look to 'em- perfection), Dusknoir (..PMD's fault), Absol (childhood fave that stayed sob), Trapinch (it reminds me of Conductor so it's a must lmao), Sableye (lil' gremlin,,), Mawile (I love how its based off the Two-Mouthed Woman yokai-) Gen4 Luxray (ultimate childhood fave who stayed), Honchcrow (Big bird with fancy hat, hell yeah), Shiny!Roserade (a childhood dream I could only get in PLA </3), Toxicroak (frug), Magmortar (I... I have no idea why I like 'em. They just neat), Empoleon (the design is just cool as heck) Gen5 Garbodoor (trash beloved <3), Volcarona (reminds me of butterfly silkworms ;w;), Reuniclus or Gothitelle (why must you divide my faves like this GameFreak??), Scolipede (yet another cool bug I'd show around), Chandelure (it's just an absolute yes, I love that gothic chandelier), Scrafty (the way it has to keep up its "skin-pants" is just adorable idk,,) Gen6 Delphox (gives me wood sorceress vibes and I live for it), Aegislash (eh oh cool ghost sword go brr), Shiny!Sylveon (them colors just speak for themselves <3), Goodra (goopy dragon- y e a), Noivern (bat dragon?? Sign me up), Pumpkaboo (just a wittle pumpkin- that'se it) Gen7 Decidueye (can't say no to a cloak+hood combo-), Lurantis (mantids appreciator) , Salandit (that face says it all), Mimikyu (I even got a plushie of 'em so of course it's here <3), Alolan!Muk (eh oh multicolored slime), Pyukumuku (it's friend shaped) Gen8 Inteleon (Honestly I'd put its entire evo line, I love all of its awkward phases), Shiny!Obstagoon (yeah. Just yeah.) , Runegrigus (its like a funky rock I'd bring home. That happens to be possessed), Mr.Rime (just a polite looking funky dude), Dracozolt (it looks so happy yet so awkward! 11/10), Appletun (even more friend shaped). Extra!

Complete dream team for PLA ;;w;; (The Zoroark ended up being named Crimson- forgor to screenshot that.)

[cyanroads]

hey so rn youre my evo expert that i follow-- anything i should know before i continue binging jimmy's pov? any problematic members, etc

I don't think anyone was problematic but ignore any comments on Jimmy's videos that he's mean or something cause it's all roleplay and G said in one of his vids that they are all just messing with each other and don't mean any of the negative. But everyone's pretty cool. The most problematic person in the rp is Jimmy near the beginning but once the Watchers get real involved they are the most problematic character or Grian's character. Hope that answers your question! Also once you get to post-The End. Watch Jimmy's pov of episode after the end and then Martyn's 81 and then return to Jimmy because that's the only part of Listener/Watcher Lore you miss on Jimmy's side

[ask-evo-grian]

+The air changes. There's noticeably a diffrent sound and smells in the air. It's deathly silent.

+ A small robot stands, watching the stanger...

- @sculkhord-npc-grian

+ He gives a nervous smile

Oh, uh, hi..?

[ask-grian]

OKAY GRIMOD WE HAVE WATCHER GRI AND THEN THERES HIS EVO PAST SELF.

DO I GET EVO!G INVOLVED AND POSSIBLY HAVE TO INTERACT WITH MYSELF OR DO LEAVE EVO G OUT OF THIS

..the answer is already decided.

ooc: ohh boy

[a-queenoffairys]

Which character in CL do you feel changed the most personality-wise going from regular CL to CL:E?

I’ll be honest, I’m not really sure if I’m fit to say because of bias. I pay most attention to Odd and William because they’re my most and least faves respectively. Also I’ve only rewatched up to episode 11 so far so bear that in mind.

I think just in general, everyone is less cartoony, and that’s fine with me. (Side note: I suspect this is one reason why non-French speakers seem to have trouble recognising emotion in the actors’ voices. Because they talk like real people.) Jim for example is less exaggerated and more realistic, but otherwise faithful to his original character.

I think it’s a lot rarer to see Aelita happy. She always felt like a pretty positive member of the group and that doesn’t seem to shine through as often. Jeremie I think is pretty congruous with his personality as it was in season 4. Ulrich seems to be keeping to himself a bit less, but there haven’t been many situations so far that really allow for that to happen I guess. I know he goes and sulks in a later episode which does sound like his cartoon self. Yumi on the other hand I think has been keeping to herself more and doesn’t voice her thoughts as often as she used to. I like how they’re doing the relationships between Ulrich and Yumi and Ulrich and Odd, I think they’re pretty faithful.

But yeah, Odd and William. Just when I thought season 4 treated Odd badly… He got progressively less mature and perceptive as the cartoon went on and Evolution took it a step further. I recently learnt the word “flanderisation” and looked it up on TV Tropes, and I was reading through the list going “yep, yep, yep, these all describe what happened to Odd.” He may not have been the brightest, but at least he knew how to fight, and he knew he was good at it. When someone tried to put him down, he would argue back. There was an entire episode based on his love of bragging and those brags were completely founded. And especially (until season 4 at least), he knew when to take things seriously. In Evolution he’s been dumbed down, he’s still an ok fighter but when William talks down to him he just seems to accept it. “William wait, how did you take out two Bloks at once?!” are you k i d d i n g. Cartoon Odd had done that so many times! It often feels like he’s purely comedic relief instead of an integral and indispensable part of the team. He’s gone from being a competent fighter and teammate into basically some idiot goofball kid who’s tagging along for fun.

I heard from someone that the new writers for Evolution only watched certain episodes of the original and not the whole series, and it wouldn’t surprise me if this was true and that Marabounta was one of those episodes, given how William acts in Evo. In Marabounta he had one decent conversation with Sissi and gave Ulrich some crap pep talk about confessing to Yumi, and suddenly in Evolution he’s developed emotional intelligence and is going around giving pep talks to everyone. He constantly takes the high ground and distances himself when in an argument with, say, Ulrich or Odd, when in the original cartoon he could be as bad as Ulrich when it came to that stuff and he absolutely would’ve argued/fought back. Not to mention him suddenly surpassing everyone else’s combat skills despite only having about an hour of conscious Lyoko experience at that point (and that’s probably being generous). It’s like he’s the most mature one and he knows what everyone wants and needs, but that’s not at all what I think of when I think of cartoon William. And yeah people grow and change, it’s only natural, but when he’s pitted against another member of the group he seems to be the only one who’s matured. I really think the writers favoured him over all other characters. He can do no wrong - even when he does do wrong, it’s framed as being right.

If I had to pick one or the other to answer your question, I’d say William. Odd was already headed in that direction as of season 4, but to me it felt like a lot of the William stuff came out of left field.

These two are probably the source of most of my frustrations with Evolution this time around. The characters are one of my favourite things about the original series and seeing the Evolution writers so often going out of their way to make Odd into the butt of a joke or William into Edgy Perfect McCoolguy has really detracted from the whole experience.

I think I need a break :’)

PS Sissi is a darling and I wish we saw more of her.

[charbeloved]

so uh. how’s that Grian evo ending huh.

I’ve watched his evo twice, Martyn’s once, and the end of Jimmy’s once. It uh. It sure hits, huh?

I remember being introduced to watcher lore secondhand (I also watched hermitcraft before evo), and then actually getting into evo and everything and realizing “oh. hold on. that’s canon. Uh.” yeah it hits…

hope you enjoy hermitcraft if/when you start it!

(answering tags here bc i didn’t on the reblog)

ehehe yeah that kinda hit

i knew the watchers and watcher g was canon from the get-go, actually I've been wanting to watch EVO for the context of Watchers for a while now, like 2 years I think?

ive kinda been like here somewhat in the hermitcraft fandom, really just on the gacha and fic side and that's it but it's better than nothing

the ask-evo-grian and my need to know canon before i break it kinda gave me the motovation to watch it and i

i broke

i think yt gave me technodad's video for tommy's bday gift to him in the middle of it- XD

[0-ambersan-0]

@slayersweek Week 2 day 4: Wardrobe malfunction

G: Say, Lina... Why is it always ME that ends up dressing like a girl?

L: Awwwww, are you worried the tresses won’t look good on you? Relax, once I finish you’ll see how cute you are with them

G: ... You dind’t answer my question...

Why does the prompt “wardrobe malfunction” makes me think of “people crossdressing”??? Welp, considering the definition of the prompt includes, and I quote, “a one episode outfit“, it makes sense for me to make a recopilatory fanart of all the feminine dresses that Gourry has wear allong the seasons...

... or maybe I just wanted an excuse to draw Gourry in drag...

...ANYWAY ...since we didn’t have our mandatory crossdressing episode on Slayers Revo-Evo (a shame, really) I tried to imagine what would happen if Gourry was forced, once more, to dress as a girl. One thing I’m sure; Lina would enjoy this too much XD

PS: As you have noted from the original dialog, in the spanish dub Lina was named Reena (yes, with a double ‘e’ and pronounced ‘Rina’), while Gourry was named Gaudy. The funniest part? The show’s title was not ‘Slayers’ or a far-fetched translation, it was... you guessed it: ‘Reena y Gaudy’ Either the translators saw the pairing a mile away, or they lacked imagination (and I bet for the latter XD)

[ftalos]

Victory Rewards Day 3-4: From 0 MP to 4k MP with Nostalgic Machina Portal.

God, I haven’t climbed ladder since… Dawn of Calamity, and I didn’t reach GM then. My competitive sense and sanity are nil, but now we have a new portal skin and I’m ticket-less so I jumped into Ranked to farm some chests welcoming Gullias in my Machina Portal deck.

But first, why is it off meta? Well, check yourselves.

I know that, thanks to the Resonance package, Machina is one of the variants you could climb in ladder, and that’s the extent of my competitive knowledge previous to the additional cards. But not this deck, I’m not playing Resonance with Machina Sprinkles, I’m went full RSC by playing Machina with Rosa, Cassim and Yuwan to fix my hand and control board in case the robots weren’t enough. No Gilnelise, no Automachina Maiden (inb4 maidenless joke) and, specially, no Bahamut. I’m not here to wait until the big draggo comes to induce despair in my opponents, Belphomet and the furies were all I needed, If Gullias and a lot of wards haven’t done it before.

“How did you do it?” you ask, the answer is simple: I used Belphomet’s tentacles using his Fusion and then Belphomet himself as soon as you have 9 Play Points, the threat he provides wins you the match almost everytime. There’s little to no banish in ladder for you to worry about losing tentacles and the control tools are amazing. Fix your hand using the resonance trio and set your big wards lategame. Avoid summoning your divine treasures early, that protection is more valuable when you can play them at enhance 7.

Mulligan is easy, Belphomet, any 2 drop and Metatron going second. Your hand will sometimes get small but don’t worry, save your tools and control board.

Now, into detailed matchups.

Forest:

Control Forest: This deck does nothing but stall, and if they wanna stall you will join them. The match goes long but that’s where Calamity shines and gives you the autowin.

Tam Lin Tempo Forest: Just ward up, control early board with Gullias and Cassim, don’t let them bounce anything ang drop Shion and Enhanced (7) Treasure on curve. Belphomet ends.

Ladica Forest: Ward up, double Ladica is stoppable with Shield of Transgression, chip them and don’t let them play their combo safely or lose if you fail to set up a hard board. Yeah, it’s the closest matchup.

Sword:

Evo Sword: Hard matchup. Make them use those evo points or lose by Musketeers, clean their board entirely, Gullias’ accel > Gullias’ Fanfare when facing them.

Commander Sword: Same as above, clean their boards, set up big wards before the Fortress comes, this deck has smaller hands than Evo so it is easier.

Rune:

Earth Rite Rune: Easy win, Armored tentacle is hard for them to deal with. There are times you can play tempo-aggro and win at 7 because Riley loves to stay on deck (source: I was an ER enjoyer in GP), Shion for the ultimate win.

Manaria Rune: If you can aggro tempo, go aggro tempo, Resonance trio sets you up, tentacles and Gullias close the deal before they can drop the big spell.

Dragon:

Bahamut dragon: The hardest of all, but there’s not a lot of them so yay. They out control you and Bahamut drops too fast. Get your calamities, treasures and Wielder of the Cosmos. Godspeed.

Rush/Storm/Burn dragon: The biggest threat this deck has is not the burn but Si Long, she gets kinda difficult to kill early while saving your wards (specially Shion) to heal and avoid burning to death. Keep your health up and Belphomet seals the deal.

Shadow:

Flame and Glass Shadow: Their highrolls are impossible, but their midrolls and low rolls are usually your wins, the resonance trio carries in this matchup you so keep them alive as long as you can; same as with forest and Sword, don’t leave anything on board they can kill to gain advantage.

Burial Rite/Mordecai Shadow: It’s a back and fort that ends up on your win, lategame you’ll have beefy followers to clear their boards and get the W. Same as F&G, clearing boards > dealing damage.

Soultaker Shadow: Some players have Bahamut and some others don’t, if you can’t take them out with tempo/aggro and Gullias, the matchup becomes a war of attrition where Belphomet makes you win or lose.

Blood:

Handless Blood: For this matchup you can tech Birth of the ravenous but I haven’t seen a lot of them for me to do it. Just do the usual schtick of warding up and controlling board, but mind up healing. Rosa becomes valuable.

Mono Blood: Their lethal setups are predictable, save your wards for then, Enhanced Treasure and Shion have higher priority than Gullias.

Haven:

Skullfane Amulet Haven: Easy matchup, you outcontrol even when their Carmia Highroll because they first have to deal with your early boards.

Bellerophon Haven: This is the only matchup you should try to not rely on your tentacles as they will get banished. Resonance Package, usual Machina/Calamity Shenanigans and Shion Token are your go to. By the time of writing this, I haven’t faced a Multi Holy Saber turn so I can only hope the Shield of Transgression is all I need.

Ward Haven: As with rally sword, early board control is mandatory, untargetable cavaliers are a nuisance but nothing impossible to beat. Their late game board are annoying, but the matchup is winnable.

Portal:

Artifact Portal: The deck exists, but I haven’t found any since I started playing this. I will update later with tips but I suspect the only annoyance is Genesis Evo.

Puppet Portal: Now this is one I saw a lot. Your wards won’t keep up if you go second or they have Metatron so it’s down to how lucky you are. Their lowrolls and midrolls are your win.

Resonance portal: Same as Artifact, I haven’t seen one, but I suspect it’s a guaranteed loss with their turbo Bahamut and the same wards we use.

The deck was fun to play and got me lots of wins because my opponents weren’t expecting this build (GameWith’s Machina is different and that’s where most people take their info from, I just bamboozled them). But, as we’re aproaching day 5 and day 1 chaos is fading, the other decks are getting optimizations and the Machina Playstyle shows its age. 

This is not a deck I’d recommend spending in, but if you have the cards and got bored of the other portal decks, give it a try for a while, as a farewell.

Goodbye, Rotation Belphomet and his robots. I’ll see you in unlimited.

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