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ENGINES OF CREATION, No. 7
#no. 7#chanel no. 5#perfect beauty#great legs#killer legs#legs & stilettos#stiletto heels#stilettos#bedtop beauty#bedtop blonde#deluxe blondes#ultra blonde#blond bombshell#bombshell blonde#barbie#incredible body#bombshell body#perfect body#amazing body#big bust#amazing beauty#ask me anything
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Bombshell Blonde (pt. 1???)
My own sort of take on a concept expounded upon on @waywardstation blog. Involving Sneasler getting a new rival in the higihlands in the form of a shiny member of her species. May continue along the lines already outlined on their blog, or may go off into my own direction. May not even continue it beyond this post. Who knows, it'll all depend on how I'm feeling XD.
Still, I won't post this up on any ao3 page. At least not yet. The title may also yet be a work in progress.
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<Are you seeing this shit Ingo?!> Sneasler demanded as she peered over the edge.
Goldi was down there, surrounded by the sneasels who should have been surrounding HER. They were bringing her berries, and fish, and roots, and plump beans. HER plump beans!
<This is what I wanted to show you! Sheâs, like, hypnotized all the sneasels to do her bidding! You have to stop her!>
Lady Sneasler looked at her warden. Her gruff, scraggly, skinny warden.
He was staring bleerily ahead of him and yawned.
âI am sorry, my lady. I fear my engines have yet to fully engage. It is before sunrise.â
Lady gave a loud âsneaâ of irritation before wrapping her long arm around Ingo and pulling him over to the rock face. She gestured wildly at the group with her claw.
Ingo rubbed his eyes and looked down.
âOh my.â
Sneasler sighed. FINALLY, he saw the issue.
âIs that a shiny sneasler?â he said in a tone of fascination. âThat is exceptionally rare!â
When he heard his noble whine he knew he hadnât said what sheâd wanted.
âIs⊠there something else?â
Lady leaned over the edge and motioned wildly down at the other sneasler and the sneasels with her claws giving cries of distress.
Ingo looked again.
âI would not fret too much Lady Sneasler, I do not think any of them pose danger to each other. In fact the sneasels seem to be enjoying themselves.â
Lady flopped her arms over the edge of the cliff with a huff and kicked her legs dejectedly.
Ingo could normally understand her so well! Why was he so thick now? Of all times?!
âIâm⊠Iâm sorry Lady Sneasler I do not think I quite seeâŠâ Ingo glanced between the pouting sneasler and down at the sneasels fawning over the shiny pokemon.
Oh. Ohhhhhh.Â
He would have to be careful how he went about confirming this.
âLady Sneasler, are you perhapsâŠâÂ
Jealous? No, that was too judgemental. He couldnât imagine her reacting positively to that.
Insecure? Nope. Nope. That was worse. His noble was a proud creature, and insinuating she was feeling insecure about anything would not go over well.
Concerned? Yes, concern might be worth a try.
â... Are you perhaps feeling⊠concerned about this other sneaslers presence?â
Sneasler suddenly turned to him and yowled, <Finally! Now you get it!>
Once again she waved down at the group.Â
<Those are supposed to be my gifts! ME! Iâm the noble! Iâm the strongest!>
Lady kicked her feet dejectedly.
<I mean, she doesnât even look that different! She used to be gray, and yellow with raggedy feathers and claws. All she did was get a bit bigger and change colors around! Oh and you KNOW she still sucks in a fight! She made them fight off a parasect for her! A parasect, Ingo! I was knocking them over with one claw when I was just a hatchling! I mean, even a squishy human like you could beat up a parasect if you had a big enough stick. And wore a mask. And stood upwind of it⊠And also maybe if it was in a hole.>
Ingo sat listening dutifully. He couldnât understand a single âsneaâ of it, but he imagined it wouldnât have made much difference if he could. Lady, as he had come to privately think of her, clearly needed to vent about this other sneasler. Getting whatever shallow grievances off her chest so they werenât taking up room in her mind. It was the sort of thing humans did a lot of the time too and he had to assume pokemon likely werenât immune to such impulsions either.
Ingo already thought he knew what it was hse wanted and was carefully planning his response.
<Sheâs ruining everything! You have to DO something! Youâre my warden. GET RID OF HER.>
With this last outburst, Ingo thought he understood.
âLady Sneasler,â Ingo began patiently, although avoiding anything that might be considered a patronizing tone, âwhat has this other sneasler actually done? I mean, that would be actionable?â
Sneasler waved down at the grouping like he was a blind idiot.
âYes, yes, I can see that they are waiting on her. But you see, Lady,â here he took a breath, âbeing a noble doesnât necessarily entail the attention of the other sneasel. At least as far as I know. Iâll admit Iâm the outsider here but, well⊠You donât want to MAKE them like you, surely.â
<I donât HAVE to MAKE them like me!> Sneasler now gave the closest sound to a bark Ingo had ever heard from her, <They liked me already! But she's making them think they donât!>
Ingo ignored this.
âMy lady, if you were all in a pack and she had, as it were, dethroned you as the âheadâ then maybe there might be something I could do. But you and the sneasels are solitary creatures. What favor they shower you with is, as it were, completely voluntary.â Here Ingo paused and then said, âOf course, if she had attacked you or invaded your territory..?â
He glanced at sneasler.
Ingo liked pokemon. In a way he got on better with them than he did with the people of the pearl clan. They all knew he was an outsider of sorts, but for the most part once you got past their instinctual suspicion most pokemon didnât really care, while he knew for a fact there were still those in the pearl clan whoâd have seen him thrown out years ago if Irida and some of the other wardens hadnât maintained the importance of his position.
He also liked that they didnât tend to lie. Oh there was cleverness and trickery and that sort of thing, but if you got along with them well enough and asked them a direct question like âdid this or that happenâ they would communicate the truth. It didnât seem to occur to them to do otherwise.
That was why he knew he could trust it when Sneasler shook her head.
âSo she has not attacked you nor has she moved in on your nest or any part of your territory,â Ingo sighed, âLady, you know I would do anything for you but I can not go out with the others and, well, assault other pokemon on your behalf. It would make you look like some sort of dictator.â
And it could do harm to the pearl clans' doings in the highlands, was something he didnât say.Â
If he, a human wearing the pearl clan insignia, attacked every pokemon who even slightly got on Lady Sneaslers nerves, then there would be retribution. His lady was far too strong for retribution to be directed her way, but unattended humans or pokemon collecting ingredients amongst the cliffs would be a different story. However, he didnât think it tactful to bring it up in the current conversation. He didnât want to imply to sneasler that he thought her lacking in any way.
âBesides, if I attacked her you know the other sneasels might come to her aid, taken with her as they are at the moment. I do not wish to harm them, and I donât believe you want me to either.â
Sneasler gave a low mumble which Ingo, accurately, interpreted as an unwilling agreement.
That was good at least. Despite her own feelings on the matter it was a comfort to know Sneasler had not completely forgotten her priorities.
âI am certain once the novelty has worn off, they will come back to you my lady.â Ingo explained. âThis is a fad, nothing more.â
Sneasler glared down at the other sneasler. Then she glared at Ingo. Then at the sky.
Then with a cry of frustration she threw her arms in the air.
<You just donât understand!> She then marched to the edge of the opposite cliff and moved to descend.
A look of panic appeared on his face.
âAh, lady, I am not yet prepared to depart!â
She ignored him as she began going over the edge.
âM-My lady, I am not in the basket! You are going down the cliff without me in the basket!â
By the time Ingo reached the edge she was already a couple of feet down, and seemed to be ignoring his cries. Evidently his tactful phrasing had not been tactful enough. Sneasler was displeased with him and was no, evidently, getting back at him.
âI know you are upset, but this is not a way for a noble lady to behave!â Ingo called down to his noble as she reached the bottom of the cliff and swaggered away.
Oh he wouldnât die up here. There were no predators, the wind wasnât strong enough to knock him off, and there were even a few edible plants here and there. Still, being messed with like this was upsetting.
Ingo sighed.
He had made her upset with him. Well, not, not with him. She was more likely to be upset by the situation more likely than not, and taking it out on Ingo in this petty way probably just made her feel better.
Even if he didnât have gliscor with him to help ease him down the various cliffs to the bottom, he wouldnât be stuck up here for too long. Lady Sneasler would come back for him. If only to make sure heâd âlearned his lessonâ.
In many ways, Lady Sneasler was still very young.
Oh well, he thought. This will come to pass I am sure.
With that, he brought out Gliscor and, with his help, began his own descent.
#lady sneasler's rival#is I think what the tag was#bombshell blonde#was another I think?#I dunno got the pseudo title from the blog also.#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#legends arceus#pokemon legends#submas#pla#sneasler#pokemon sneasler#ingo#subway boss ingo#warden ingo#fanfic#pokemon fanfic
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yang - bombshell blonde
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âïžâïžâïžâïžâïž "Love the Flying Tiger P40 Warhawk skin. Makes my Glock 43 stand out for sure."
~ Spike
#gunskins#pistol#gun wrap#camo wrap#camouflage#gun camo#glock#glock 43#g43#glock43#bomshell#bombshell blonde#pinup#pin-up#pin up
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Inspired by u/User_Inavlid_404 and u/Klink45 on Reddit.
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#owl city#adam young#bombshell blonde#the midsummer station#octms#does anyone even still check that last tag anymore?#Asking for a friend...
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Presenting the most gentlemanly way to address a pale haired beaut as requested by anon.
Lyrics are the same as original.
#Broadway jake#jake english#homestuck#broadwaystuck#jake homestuck#galavantingtreachery#jake performs#bombshell blonde
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This "Bombshell Blonde" honors the WWII US Airforce combat fighters who would paint pin-up girls on the exterior hull of their planes as both a way to customize their machine and keep up the men's morale.
#jamesartville#drawing#art#digital art#digital illustration#wwii#bomb#bombshell#blonde#bombshell blonde#pinup#pin up#pin-up#woman#sexy#attractive#seductive
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Marilyn Monroe // 5th Avenue in NYC // 1957
#marilyn monroe#norma jean baker#1957#new york#nyc#new york 1950s#1950s#1950s fashion#bombshell blonde#bombshell blondes#5th avenue#fashion icon#fashion inspo#50s#50s fashion
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#music#audio#Madonna#pop music#80s#1980s music#1980s pop#dance music#dance#bombshell blonde#song of all time#Spotify
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Simply takes my breath away
#feminineambrosia#ekaterina enokaeva#gorgeous#goddess#beautiful women#amazing body#amazing beauty#blonde bombshell
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Hot wife that you canât stop staring at đ»đ„°đ
#so hot đ„đ„đ„#so hot and sexy#sexy and beautiful#gorgeous#absolutely amazing#female beauty#great body#stunninglybeautiful#perfect breast#absolutely perfect#amazing beauty#smokin hot#beautiful women#gorgeous legs#beauty legs#smooth legs#female legs#legs#lovely legs#great legs#legs and heels#white dress#great breasts#lovely breasts#stunning blonde#blonde bombshell#wife fantasy#hotwives#blond babe#want your body
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This was in my ideas bin for at least 6 months. Glad to bring it into the world. (I couldn't find the artist this work is a parody of, the source photo was too compressed)
#bombshell blonde#owlcity#owl city#tanamo#theofrad hohenheim#james bond#song lyrics#venus blood gaia#vbg#venusblood#pfb#anime#redraw
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Kate moss for Bella Freud /spring 1994 âĄ
#lizzy grant#lana del rey#kate moss#off duty model#chic diet#the virgin suicides#waifspo#esoteric#runway#this is what makes us girls#girl interrupted#dream girl#maniac pixie dream girl#honeymoonswan#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant aesthetic#last girl on earth#blonde bombshell#live fast die young#cocaine moss#girlblogger#lux lisbon#tumblrina#tumblr girls#ethereal#i talk to jesus#sparkjumprobequeen#femme fatale
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This is the kind of gun you'd pay $$$ at a gun show or from a private collector. Or... you can turn an existing pistol into something of a showpiece yourself!
#gunskins#pistol#gun wrap#camouflage#gun camo#camo wrap#showpiece#glock#glock 17#glock17#bombshell#bombshell blonde
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#big bootie#beauttiful girls#big juicy ass#beautiful model#so hot and sexy#huge butt#blonde bombshell
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"I Can See You" x "Bombshell Blonde"
Thought these tracks have the same theme. Similar sounds, too. Thought it'd be nice to have a mashup of these two. And thus, THIS. First upload by yours truly. Thank you.
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