#body triangle

[alpacacare-archive]

he dont bite

[gampix]

My take on the bill the handyman au by @handymanbill

I decided to give this old fart like 40 mental illnesses LMAO-- Decided to make him humanninstead of a stupid triangle, despite how funny that is-- but he's pretty much just a normal human asidr from the fact he's still technically immortal.

He's in his depression era - a trillion sum years worth of trauma suddenly back and haunting him now, so he's pretty compact with bad vibes. He's still a little shit and has a good time with Wendy, Soos, and Melody, but seeing Ford every day is really doin' something to him.

I just wanted him to suffer a little bit. Can u blame me?

[freakbill]

Bill au belongs to @honeqq ! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

[theveryworstthing]

Whisper development. she's silly, she's cute, she's Legally Distinct, and i love her very much.

Whisper's design is based on [REDACTED] phones, those cheap diaries you get from book fairs with the little heart locks, the quietest cat i've ever met and the chattiest cat i've ever met.

[kevinzhechair]

I was going to fully color this one but I got lazy lol, I just thought this would be funny

[thelien-art]

Olwë King of the Falmari

The Teleri uses red henna as a form of makeup to show their status, haven´t figured out a system for it yet, as well as to show marriage and other relations, although most of those would be hidden from plain view, so only the partner, who also draws them, can see them. They are mostly found on the back and thighs which can be seen when swimming or on hot summer days.

The Teleri are much more open with their bodies and showing skin than the Noldor. Still, they favor layered clothes, embroideries, usually depicting the sea, and jewelry, usually stones and shells from the sea or silver.

Unlike the Noldor, where it is seen as shameful to have loose hair, the Teleri don´t have any braiding customs, but they do value long hair and usually cover it up with hair nets and such, but rarely do they braid it. If cutting the hair it is merely a little strand and is given to friends or families who they won't see for some time, such as when going out to sea as a goodbye.

I need to make a fashion post for the Eldar of Valinor.

[atomic-sludge]

How I see some of yall draw perirep

[allmightyscroll-swag]

Finished the dudes from this post!

Ended up redrawing both their shoes and changing up Harry's blazer a tiny bit. Also, colors! Wow! They're not meant to be accurate, just me having fun.

extra doodles be upon thee!!

and their silhouettes again

[ckret2]

I only ask this out of curiosity. You said Bill is a monsterfucker and humans are monsters to him. So what does Bill even find attractive in a human? (besides a complete devotion to him)

Eyes are VERY important to Bill for attractiveness, and pretty much every species on earth has really sexy eyes. Just look some up! Snake eyes, frog eyes, giraffe eyes (those EYELASHES), dragonfly eyes, tarsier eyes, chameleon eyes, cat eyes, octopus eyes... human eyes are no exception. Look at their irises' stroma. Gorgeous. Shapes' eyes just don't have weird alien features like that, this bizarre ring of delicate colored fibers stretching out around the pupil.

Plus, TWO eyes? Any freak with multiple eyes instantly wins points with him.

He thinks hair is ADORABLE. He likes ruffling it around, squishing it, running his fingers through it, etc. And it annoys humans so much, that's cute too. Bonus points for multicolor hair—a human that's started graying but hasn't finished it yet has the most interesting natural hair.

Plus, human hair patterns are pretty unique for their planet—big clump of scalp hair that for most part maxes out at over half their total height, sparse short body hair everywhere else that forms clumps around their groins, pits, and sometimes their chins depending on a hormone or two. Why is their hair LIKE that? I mean he knows why their hair is like that, evolutionary selection, thermoregulation, UV rays, blah blah, but like why is it like that? It's bizarre. Fascinates him.

In his default state Bill can see straight through the human body at all times, so he sees all their guts just as easily and frequently as he sees their external skin; there are some humans he might recognize by their bone structure or by odd organ shapes rather than by face. His species essentially has exoskeletons—that's what keeps their shapes so sharp and straight—so creatures that are bone on the inside with all their organs and muscles hanging off of it and tied in place via bags called "skin" that holds everything together is just, sooo bizarre. It looks like it shouldn't even WORK, you've got all the soft tissues on the outside clinging for dear life onto the bones and getting banged around by the natural world! Like, humans WALK upon their own flesh! Don't even have hooves! It's fascinating watching vertebrates wander around inside-out.

Those are humans' specifically "monstrous" traits that he finds specifically attractive. Humans have other traits that are monstrous (nearly literally every single thing about our anatomy), but not attractive per se, just kinda neutral; and they have other traits that are attractive, but not monstrous.

You may notice that most of the above list applies to MANY species on Earth! That is correct! Bill thinks a lot of earth species are hot. Humans are actually a 6/10 to him. He actually finds frogs the most attractive category of creature on Earth, but frogs are poor conversationalists and most of them don't even understand how kink works.

[goryhorroor]

horror plot devices • storms/weather

this directly targets the protagonists whether or not they're able to get help or escape, and could be the direct cause of everything (whether it's caused by supernatural forces or not).

[pinktrashgoblin]

gf screenshot redraws. sorry for like zero effort lmfao

Silver being Stan is so funny to me bc silver is a cop

[a-box-of-stupid-ideas]

Some fop University au thing (because i'm a uni student and i need an outlet to project my pains)

Peri

he does a double degree in godparenting/dentistry

He signed himself up cause he's an overachiever and thought he could do it (he could not) but he's too prideful to drop it and he didn't want to disappoint his aunt (toothfairy)

Gifted kid burnout

he's best buddies with Goldie and Goldie teaches him how to actually study

In this au of mine he finished spellementary school then went to highschool for a year but he felt extremely isolated and switched to homeschooling with private tutors

University is humbling man

The earring was from a dare from Irep

moved into a dorm at the uni

he's very anxious about keeping up his grades

whenever he's stressed he goes to his maternal family side the most for advice while cosmo and wanda are on holiday

the sauve persona is at its strongest here, its basically always on unless he's at home or irep is bothering him and struggles with dropping it with Goldie

Goldie

hybrid: Gnome (mummy) and Fairy (daddy, godparent)

special loophole, after Peri was wished up the baby ban was added into Da Rules but it didn't include hybrids

something something godkid wished for his godparent who was in a relationship with a gnome to have kid with said gnome

After she was born jorgen added that in the Da Rules

Headcanon-y biology thing: she had both the fagiggly gland and the magic sac but she relies on the magic sac more and eventually her fagiggly gland failed on her in highschool and was removed permanently

like it exploded in class like an appendix but more painful

the fagiggly was small and made only enough to keep her body running (though theoretically could've been used to make excess but that depends on the hybrid)

When it was removed (she doesn't have anti fairy counterpart to replace the organ because she never produced enough energy to make one) she needed to be on a special magic respiratory device that assists her respiratory system to distribute the magic throughout her body as her respiratory system never learnt to do it relying on the fagiggly gland to provide the magic for her body

She no longer needs to wear her device 24/7 only when she's sleeping and she has like a asthma puffer in case of any flare ups

Double Degree too Art/Science (specialising in theatre and maths)

she really likes geometry, because she loves triangles

in anw time she would be working on her masters/phd

Went to a multi species highschool (she was more similar to gnomes then fairies to warrant homeschooling like Peri and Irep)

big big Lesbian, only dated peri as a baby cause he looked like a girl back then

her parents did divorce :C but they left on good terms, she currently lives at her dad's place but spends her uni breaks with her mum

where's irep? well he's not in uni cause he dropped out :] and i didn't design anything for him

[kawoid]

[freakbill]

More little screenshots isn't he such a cutie

[theveryworstthing]

rats. they’re rats. they’re the rats.

Catalogue is another Triangle Agency anomaly friend and one of my favorite pieces i’ve ever been commissioned for simply because the client feedback was: more weird rats please <3

invite this extradimensional  rat king (technically queen) into YOUR home today by joining the agency here:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hauntedtable/triangle-agency-paranormal-investigation-ttrpg

[kevinzhechair]

oh to be two people in one body who have different views on things