#bob needs help

[spankysparkles]

Remembering Bob the Titan- A Solangelo Oneshot-- Out now! Nico's dreams have shifted to revolve more around a special person; Bob the Titan. He tries to evade his nightmares that are beckoning him by simply not sleeping. Will says no. Read it from me here on Wattpad:https://www.wattpad.com/story/380527060-remembering-bob-the-titan-a-solangelo-oneshot

Read it from my coauthor emonemo on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60138640

[aang-beifong]

Give me tips for my kofi page please

Hey if anyone sees this I need some advice. So I want to earn online and kofi is honestly a really great platform for me. Unfortunately I don’t really how to get my kofi page going. I honestly don’t know a lot of graphics and tried a few things but to no avail. So I need tips on what I should post there that people might like and donate? It’ll mean a lot if you guys dropped in some tips! Should I keep posting gifs there or should I keep linking my kofi page on my tumblr posts?

Tagging some precious mutuals

@earwen @penguinsledder @korra-of-the-watertribe @sjoongki @theaalvez @aang

[aroaceleovaldez]

It's honestly wild to me that ToA went through so much trouble to emphasize the fact that Will did not magically fix all of Nico's problems and was explicitly not Nico's only doctor.

Only for TSATS to have Will fix all of Nico's problems and have Nico be entirely reliant on him the entire book and literally helpless without him and LITERALLY have Nico's problems be magically removed.

[thedistributir]

To all of you who cant access the BoB uh

I know we all shaking violently rn so uh let me uh help you

[imbadatwrighting]

Reader: Santa doesn’t really give coal, does he?

Sam: You had a bad dream, sweetie. It’s okay. Have some eggs. Eat your eggs, come on.

Dean: I’ll eat her eggs. Crap, I already ate her eggs.

[helix-spiral]

I tried my damnedest to find the comment but I see so many stupid comments on TikTok it’s hard to find them all again.

Anyway, sometimes I think about how a Buddie shipper went through the effort to research and calculate flights out of LAX to LAS and how much it would cost to CHARTER A HELICOPTER. They came up with around 4k.

Baby. Honey. I BEG you to rewatch 7x04 and tell me where they left to go catch a chartered helicopter from LAX. Or where it says Tommy spent money on the fight tickets (when it quite literally says he got them from a friend). He has spent no money on Eddie. At all.

I need to understand how someone can be so delusional to actually think that Tommy spent 4k on a helicopter charter when he’s a pilot who flies for fun on his days off.

[emo-protagonist]

if your making fun of bobs death rn ik your not a real mcr fan.

[planetwaving]

im going to throw up

[aliciax3]

I have about 90 Liebgott GIFs so I'll keep em coming 😏

[soul-shenanigans]

Ok-

But-

Why Riven = Bob Velseb???

SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP-

What upsets me the most is not the fact that you said that... But the fact that it is NOT the first time that someone says it-

[allournamesaretaken]

Stupid little chewtoy (affectionate)

[dgarts-17]

I got silly again...

[farawayst4r]

It's him!!

translation* that's right keep laughing at my silly little jokes, soon i'll ask you for a cigarette

[aroaceleovaldez]

i stand by that a better, more sensible, and more intriguing plot for TSATS would have been, instead of retconning literally everything:

Bob is dead (because he was very explicitly absorbed/killed by Tartarus Himself in House of Hades, alongside Damasen), and nobody is going into Tartarus to save him. He made his sacrifice and is gone. However. Remember how the Titans, including Bob, were just kind of kicking around for several years? Particularly. On a cruise ship full of mortals. And Bob happened to be kicking around in general for an extra year versus all the other Titans. And he mythologically sometimes has a mortal demigod son who partook in the Calydonian Boar Hunt (Dryas of Calydon). Yeah.

So turns out, Bob/Iapetus leaves behind a demigod (demititan?) child. And because Nico was pretty much his only friend, he named Nico his child's godfather. And while he's not being left in charge of the child, as a son of Hades and godfather to this kid, Nico is duty-bound to fulfill Bob's last will and go find this like 2 year old to make sure they're safe. So Nico has to undertake this very unusual quest (that raises many questions, such as "demititans are a thing?" and "DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S POTENTIALLY MORE-?!" and "SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?") and is kind of freaking out because. He's the son of Hades! He's notoriously bad with living things, and animals, and definitely small children! Even if he does find this kid and assure they're safe, he is the last person who should be undergoing any kind of quest involving even potentially having to babysit. Fortunately, his boyfriend is the human embodiment of sunshine and calmness and good vibes, and also once helped a nymph give birth, so he feels Marginally More Confident in theoretical demititan babysitting and offers to come along on this Epic Journey of Figuring Out What In Hades' Name Is Up With This Demititan Baby Business.

Proceed with wholesome epic shenanigans quest of Nico and Will scurrying around trying to locate this random OP baby while Nico has an existential crisis about the nature of his powers because he doesn't want to let Bob down! Both for Hades Kid Honor Reasons and because Bob was his friend! But what if he's destined to fail this quest just because of who he is? Because he's simply not built for hanging out with the living/mortals? And Will reassuring him that He Will Probably Not Traumatize The Weird OP Titan Baby And It'll Be Fine, and simultaneously getting a peek into the weird other life Nico leads hanging out with immortals much more than the average demigod, which Nico considers his norm. Bonus shenanigans of both of them getting caught off-guard and culture shocked from where each other's respective worlds (Nico's mostly-immortal versus Will's mostly-mortal) cross over and learning to navigate those for each other - Nico finally starting to make some mortal connections and get glimpses at modern mortal American life, and Will trying not to get his brain literally incinerated while Nico's happily casually catching up with some of his old friends who happen to be literal gods.

[hopefulleafva]

Need a shirt that says “I THINK ABOUT THE AXOLOTL FROM GRAVITY FALLS A NORMAL AMOUNT”.

[itztylerlxserz]

Here, have some sideshow bob drawings :3