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spankysparkles · 6 months ago

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Remembering Bob the Titan- A Solangelo Oneshot-- Out now! Nico's dreams have shifted to revolve more around a special person; Bob the Titan. He tries to evade his nightmares that are beckoning him by simply not sleeping. Will says no. Read it from me here on Wattpad:https://www.wattpad.com/story/380527060-remembering-bob-the-titan-a-solangelo-oneshot

Read it from my coauthor emonemo on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60138640

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aang-beifong · 2 years ago

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Give me tips for my kofi page please

Hey if anyone sees this I need some advice. So I want to earn online and kofi is honestly a really great platform for me. Unfortunately I don’t really how to get my kofi page going. I honestly don’t know a lot of graphics and tried a few things but to no avail. So I need tips on what I should post there that people might like and donate? It’ll mean a lot if you guys dropped in some tips! Should I keep posting gifs there or should I keep linking my kofi page on my tumblr posts?

Tagging some precious mutuals

@earwen @penguinsledder @korra-of-the-watertribe @sjoongki @theaalvez @aang

#bob needs help #kofi #gimme advice guys #what would you like to see

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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It's honestly wild to me that ToA went through so much trouble to emphasize the fact that Will did not magically fix all of Nico's problems and was explicitly not Nico's only doctor.

Only for TSATS to have Will fix all of Nico's problems and have Nico be entirely reliant on him the entire book and literally helpless without him and LITERALLY have Nico's problems be magically removed.

#pjo #riordanverse #tsats crit #nico di angelo #solangelo #it doesnt make any sense too cause. in HoO we KNOW Nico was fully capable of handling himself in Tartarus #we already knew he was explicitly on his own. we know he had it worse than Percy and Annabeth did #because we are explicitly told that Nico saw Tartarus' true nature the ENTIRE TIME versus Percy only getting a tiny half-glimpse of it once #and Percy acknowledges that he would not be able to withstand actually seeing Tartarus more than he did without just dying on the spot #and Nico was down there for as long as Percy and Annabeth at least. on his own. flying blind and explicitly having it worse.#so it doesnt make sense to totally retcon Nico's ENTIRE experiences with Tartarus to make him sopping wet and pathetic about it #needing to be helped and only being down there for twenty minutes and crying the whole time #and then all of the book he's literally functionally helpless without Will for some reason. despite being in his element.#could not get more in his element than being in the Underworld. my guy literally lives there. that's his HOUSE. that's his YARD.#and he's still just totally sopping wet and pathetic in Tartarus the second time around #like im sorry. no. we literally have previously established canon indicating this is absolutely not the case #that is not something you can retcon. that is an entire major event. it was not glossed over.#unless you are doing time travel and it's a canonical retcon a la Homestuck im sorry the events of TSATS just could never occur #(not to mention Damasen is just never acknowledged in TSATS and him and Bob were absorbed by Tartarus the god and ergo dead in HoH)#(so Bob and Damasen are like. *Gone* gone. they didn't just die to be reformed later they got ERASED.)#(and Nyx sure as hell isnt gonna be the one to have Bob trapped for whatever reason. definitely not cause she hates light/change/whatever)#(nyx is literally the mother/sister [depends on version - sometimes a mitosis situation] of the personification of day? and sky?)#(and FRIENDSHIP? and the nymphs of sunset? sometimes also CHEERFULNESS? and THOUGHTFULNESS? and old age)#(ah yes the mother of concepts such as love/friendship and aging and. day. would HATE [checks notes] love/friendship changing and light)#(she INVENTED THOSE) < anyways thank u for coming to my aside rant in the tags #in parenthesis to indicate this is an aside/tangent rant. anyways i have so many problems with this plot. it just DOESNT WORK #on NO LEVEL DOES IT WORK AT ALL WITH ESTABLISHED CANON

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imbadatwrighting · 5 months ago

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Reader: Santa doesn’t really give coal, does he?

Sam: You had a bad dream, sweetie. It’s okay. Have some eggs. Eat your eggs, come on.

Dean: I’ll eat her eggs. Crap, I already ate her eggs.

#source: bob's burgers #supernatural #help me I just needed to post something #spn x reader #spn #supernatural x reader #x reader #dean winchester #sam winchester #dean winchester x reader #sam winchester x reader #platonic #christmas #supernatural incorrect quotes

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thepeanutlord · 2 months ago

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young calvin fascinates me

#he doesnt look happy in the first photo and i cant help but feel like thats supposed to mean something #im not sure what though #i really really hope we’ll get an episode that has a flashback of them #i need to know how this guy became so weird #also his hair honestly looked dumber when he was younger than it does now #keri rambles #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #calvin fischoeder #mr fischoeder #the bobs burgers movie

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thedistributir · 9 months ago

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To all of you who cant access the BoB uh

I know we all shaking violently rn so uh let me uh help you

#I forgot to sleep tonihgt reading this #might as well pass it on #spread the disease #forget your responsibilities #succumb to the amunnt of gay in this book #sorry disney you can be gatekeeping this cursed lovely content #the out of usa ppl need to eat too #they are vibrating rn let me help them #book of bill #the book of bill #gravity falls bill #the bob #gravity falls

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aleheadcanonz · 2 months ago

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The Outsiders as things my friends say part 1

Bob: Don't touch me you homosexual!

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Ponyboy: Your face looks really weird today

Dally: ???

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Dally: YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE ONE HAND AND ONE BALL IN A MINUTE!

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Ponyboy to Curly: IF I CAN'T ESCAPE THE AUTISM CLAIMS YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE GOTH CLAIMS!

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Cherry: AHHHH!

Ponyboy: YOU'RE MOLESTING HER STOP THAT!

Dally: NO!

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Two-bit: It hasn't scaled to the point of him touching Pony yet

Darry: IT COULD THOUGH!

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Ponyboy: Polly wants a cracker because Polly didn't eat dinner

Steve: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!

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Steve: Repeat what you said

Dally: Another guitar

Soda: I thought you said printer!

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Steve: Let me look, you skinny freak!

Ponyboy, letting go of the book: Hey!

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Ponyboy: You know what else is radioactive?

Angela: My pussy

Ponyboy: What.

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Ponyboy: I hang around the weird people because they're weird like me but they're weird because they're hoooorrrnnnnyyyyyyy!

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Two-bit: I'm gonna go harass Darry be right back

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Steve, spitting out water into cup: REVERSE BATMAN?!

Soda, talking about a play he's in: Yeah! Asshole by day, really awesome square dance caller by night!

(I head cannon Soda as a theatre kid)

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Ponyboy: You both die. Both of you!

Johnny and Dally sitting there confused: ????

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Two-bit, talking about his hear me out: Do you know Osmosis Jones?

Darry, slamming his phone on the table: Yeah...

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Tim: Choke and die!

Dally: What did you think I was choking on (whispered) wink wink

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Paul to Darry: Where did sir master daddy come from?

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Ponyboy: Stupid idiot man!

Curly: Real.

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Soda to Curly: Can you not, can you not exist.

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Ponyboy to Steve: I could just kick you in the nuts!

Two-bit: Small target you would miss!

Steve: He's not wrong

Soda: Why would you admit that?!

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Ponyboy pointing at Dally: You, idiot, when's your birthday

Soda: Yeah, when's your birthday?

Two-bit: Yeah what do you taste like?

#This is filled with my headcannons and may be inaccurate but who cares #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #dallas winston #johnny cade #bob sheldon #my friends might need help #two bit mathews #steve randle #sodapop curtis #tim shepard #angela shepard #curly shepard #paul holden #incorrect quotes

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inezmariewoolf · 3 months ago

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Cate blanchett as Bob Dylan makes my- nvm

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pastanebula · 4 months ago

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finally got back to this wip

currently getting my ass kicked on hades 1 at 32 degrees for that last statue

#hades game #hades ii #hades 2 #hades supergiant #artists on tumblr #melinoe #fanart #video games #greek mythology #myart #digital art #very glad i did that box bob needed help asap #lol

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tkcreb · 10 months ago

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I tried my damnedest to find the comment but I see so many stupid comments on TikTok it’s hard to find them all again.

Anyway, sometimes I think about how a Buddie shipper went through the effort to research and calculate flights out of LAX to LAS and how much it would cost to CHARTER A HELICOPTER. They came up with around 4k.

Baby. Honey. I BEG you to rewatch 7x04 and tell me where they left to go catch a chartered helicopter from LAX. Or where it says Tommy spent money on the fight tickets (when it quite literally says he got them from a friend). He has spent no money on Eddie. At all.

I need to understand how someone can be so delusional to actually think that Tommy spent 4k on a helicopter charter when he’s a pilot who flies for fun on his days off.

#tevan #kinley #911 abc #anti buddie #bucktommy #what in the actual fuck #im seriously questioning their sanity #bobs need serious help #BoBs are ruining my sanity #evan buckley #tommy kinard #buck x tommy #toxic people go away

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blended-ice · 3 months ago

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Look at these pictures:

#yuri on ice #yoi #id in alt text #yuri plisetsky #polls #I was thinking about Sevika from arcane and Alastor from Hazbin hotel #thinking about the if I had a nickel for every character I liked with a fuck ass bob meme #but then I went #hey #yurio has a bob #but idk if it’s fuck ass #I need help figuring this out

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cloversplace · 2 months ago

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it’s kinda scary how if u js change the lyrics to jft justtttt the slightest bit, it can be told through the greasers perspective if Johnny died while getting jumped by Bob…

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #dallas winston #johnny cade #sodapop curtis #steve randle #two bit mathews #shower thoughts #i need help i think #the outsiders musical #justice for tulsa #jft #dally got hauled in for killing Bob btw

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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i stand by that a better, more sensible, and more intriguing plot for TSATS would have been, instead of retconning literally everything:

Bob is dead (because he was very explicitly absorbed/killed by Tartarus Himself in House of Hades, alongside Damasen), and nobody is going into Tartarus to save him. He made his sacrifice and is gone. However. Remember how the Titans, including Bob, were just kind of kicking around for several years? Particularly. On a cruise ship full of mortals. And Bob happened to be kicking around in general for an extra year versus all the other Titans. And he mythologically sometimes has a mortal demigod son who partook in the Calydonian Boar Hunt (Dryas of Calydon). Yeah.

So turns out, Bob/Iapetus leaves behind a demigod (demititan?) child. And because Nico was pretty much his only friend, he named Nico his child's godfather. And while he's not being left in charge of the child, as a son of Hades and godfather to this kid, Nico is duty-bound to fulfill Bob's last will and go find this like 2 year old to make sure they're safe. So Nico has to undertake this very unusual quest (that raises many questions, such as "demititans are a thing?" and "DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S POTENTIALLY MORE-?!" and "SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THIS?") and is kind of freaking out because. He's the son of Hades! He's notoriously bad with living things, and animals, and definitely small children! Even if he does find this kid and assure they're safe, he is the last person who should be undergoing any kind of quest involving even potentially having to babysit. Fortunately, his boyfriend is the human embodiment of sunshine and calmness and good vibes, and also once helped a nymph give birth, so he feels Marginally More Confident in theoretical demititan babysitting and offers to come along on this Epic Journey of Figuring Out What In Hades' Name Is Up With This Demititan Baby Business.

Proceed with wholesome epic shenanigans quest of Nico and Will scurrying around trying to locate this random OP baby while Nico has an existential crisis about the nature of his powers because he doesn't want to let Bob down! Both for Hades Kid Honor Reasons and because Bob was his friend! But what if he's destined to fail this quest just because of who he is? Because he's simply not built for hanging out with the living/mortals? And Will reassuring him that He Will Probably Not Traumatize The Weird OP Titan Baby And It'll Be Fine, and simultaneously getting a peek into the weird other life Nico leads hanging out with immortals much more than the average demigod, which Nico considers his norm. Bonus shenanigans of both of them getting caught off-guard and culture shocked from where each other's respective worlds (Nico's mostly-immortal versus Will's mostly-mortal) cross over and learning to navigate those for each other - Nico finally starting to make some mortal connections and get glimpses at modern mortal American life, and Will trying not to get his brain literally incinerated while Nico's happily casually catching up with some of his old friends who happen to be literal gods.