#blush blush incorrect quotes

[emotionalsupportgoblin420]

Sunshine and the Kitsune bois at a fast food place.

Sunshine holding a small soda: "You know, I'm always surprised how big small drinks are."

Haru: "Really?"

Sunshine: "Yeah. I always expect them to be more Aki sized."

Haru:

Fuyu:

Aki:

[amariram]

Uther: you are not good enough for my son.

Merlin: you’re not good enough for your son.

Uther: excuse me?

Merlin: you heard me.

[solarconstellations]

James and Reggie doing that tiktok trend where two people are walking and the camera pans back and forth between them.

James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Regulus is already hopelessly and completely in love with me before it even starts." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James is going to be compared to the sun."

James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course there's going to be background wolfstar, dorlene, and rosekiller"

Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius and I are going to start speaking French and James and Moony are going to get horribly turned on."

James: *points phone down at his feet* "Wait, can you do that right now?" Regulus: *off screen* "No James, we're in the middle of making a video." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reggie is going to slip up and accidently call me James after calling me "Potter" for the last 40 chapters." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius is going to go crazy as soon as he finds out me and James are together." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reg can't swim." Regulus: *points the camera down to his feet* "James, what the fuck, that was a low blow." Regulus: *with revenge in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James and my brother have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession and codependency with one another" James: *with love in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course I love my star so much that I would live, die, or kill for him" Regulus: *drops the phone, only their feet can be seen as he runs to James* "Tu vas payer pour m'avoir fait rougir, chéri"

[bruciemilf]

How do think everyone in the batfamily would react to meeting Thomas and Martha?

Tim: [Conspiracy theorist noises, no one knows if they’re good or bad]

Jason: great, more rich people. Not like we have enough of those. [Loves Martha and wants to know if Catherine is okay, if there’s even a possibility of knowing.]

Dick: sorry I knocked off your ashes while doing gymnastics, grandpa. I think you were in the vacuum cleaner for a while :/

Thomas: meh, it happens :D as long as you’re having fun!

Duke: ok so wait. You’re telling me Gotham used to be WORSE?

Damian: [Keeps getting his cheeks pinched] Can you purchase the government and make animal abuse punishable by hanging?

Thomas: I’m sure we can make that happen! Anything for my little man!

Bruce: Father :|

Thomas: What, I miss the death penalty. Now those were the days.

Bruce: Mother!

Martha: Don’t look at me. I made Luigi Maroni drink a bleach cocktail for kicking a cat.

Damian: …You’ve earned my admiration, Grandmother.

[pearlynia]

James, groaning: my lips are so dry!

Sirius: try putting honey on it, it helps

James:

James, grabbing Regulus's face kisses him: there!

Sirius, looking like he wants to laugh and cry: you- I- wha- how- I- n-

Remus, looking up from his book: Great! This is the third time this week that you two broke him and it's Monday!

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

*staring at Eddie as he bends down*

Buck: Hey Eddie, I thought you were trying to cut down on sugar in your diet?

Eddie: I still am.

Buck: Then what's with the two layer cake you're carrying behind you all the time.

Eddie, blushing: Shu- Shut up.

[pluto-rainstorm]

bucktommy and henren on a double date

Hen: So then this rooster comes running out and we all surround it, trying to catch it and it jumps at Tommy!

Tommy *head in hands*: Oh god...

Hen *laughing*: I have never seen a 6'2, muscle of a man look so scared in my life!

Karen *laughing*: Ha ha, never gets old!

Buck *laughing*: Seriously, babe? You were scared of a chicken!?

Tommy: It had a knife!

Hen *correctingly*: A 2 inch blade tied to it's foot.

Buck, Hen & Karen *all laughing their heads off*:

Tommy *groaning*: Why did I agree to this double date...

[this-is-krikkit]

atsushi: don't worry, dazai likes your butt and your fancy hair. i know, i've read his diary.

chuuya: i don't ca— wait, he thinks it's fancy?

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Oikawa: if I were a gardener, I'd put our "two-lips" together

Iwaizumi: *blushes*

Makki: why aren't we like that?

Mattsun: if I were a gardener, you'd be my "hoe"

Makki: *grins*

[xxsircharlesxx]

(In Mirkwood)

Thorin: Someone needs to climb one of these trees, see what direction we need to head in

Bilbo: I’d rather climb you

Thorin: What?

Bilbo: What?

Fili: HE SAID HE’D RATHER CLIMB YOU, UNCLE

[thingsphoenix21]

Aphrodite: And I was like why are you so obsessed with me? Hephaestus*chilling*: Who wouldn't be? Aphrodite*blushing*

[emotionalsupportgoblin420]

Kitsune boys as incorrect quotes:

Aki: Even Haru and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.

Haru: I mistook them for a garbage can.

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Aki, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Fuyu: Other side, Aki...

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Fuyu, to Aki: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Aki: Working sucks.

Aki: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

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Fuyu, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Fuyu: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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Haru: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Fuyu: What? No, I—

Aki: *enters room*

Haru: *jaw clenches*

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Haru: What the hell were you thinking?

Aki: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Haru: You released OSTRICHES!

[onceandfuturelesbian]

drunk arthur: *covering merlin’s face in highlighter*

merlin: what are you doing, clotpole?

drunk arthur: shhh. it’s because you’re important.

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

jegulus incorrect quotes

James: If someone attractive disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Regulus: Potter, that's so ridiculous, you really should have some principles.

James: You’re right, it is, I should.

[bruciemilf]

Alfred: Lieutenant Gordon turned on the Batsignal exactly 20 minutes and 30 seconds ago. Just thought you’d like to know

Bruce who’s been redoing his eyeliner all day, about to have a breakdown cause he can’t find his eyeshadow: 19 minutes.

[kayzthespaze]

Merlin, wearing old clothes that are just a little too small: *stretching, but his tum shows just a lil*

Arthur, blushing furiously while shoving his old clothes at merlin: wear something that fits you, that shirt is much too small, idiot

Merlin, who loves driving Arthur crazy: mmm, sure, thats the reason.