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< Spoilers for the star wars Thrawn novels? they arent good so I wouldnt care but if you’re looking at this blog you presumably like unhinged media and might get something out of them. so for your consideration. oh boy > i still cannot from the bottom of my fucking hard believe that the Thrawn trilogy ends with Thrawn looking at Krennic’s Right Hand Guy, this hyperfascist palpatine stan fucking guy who’s done nothing the whole book, and he’s like. Hey Eli my yaoi apprentice Eli my man my Good Imperial friend, take this guy who talks at the Project Stardust BBQ night about how cool he thinks it is that the Jedi were systematically wiped out and how brave Palpatine was for doing it even after they tried to have him killed and turned him into a frog guy man. You know that guy. Take him to the Ascendancy! it’ll be fun it’ll be a good cultural exchange! he’ll learn not to be a racist not to be a Space Eugenicist But Specifically For Force Sensitivity maybe probably, and the Syndicure will learn to Never Fucking Cross Me Again. So you just have Eli this Good Country Boy Imperial Never Did A Thing Wrong Just Works In Logistics guy who’s been getting some weird ideas about if the Empire is good actually now that he’s been a part of an alternative political system for a while. and he’s going “uh hey thrawn. You sure thats a good idea?? You think they’ll be good with that?” and Thrawn going “Yeah He’ll Get Better”. and then you CUT. to the guy’s monologue. And he’s just like “OH MY GOD THE CHISS USE FORCE SENSITIVES TO CALCULATE HYPERSPACE JUMPS JEDI??? BLUE JEDI????? BLUE PADAWAN JEDI THERES JEDI ALIVE IN THE CHISS ASCENDANCY HOLY FUCK DOES PALPATINE KNWO ABOUT THIS?? Someone’s gotta tell him! someone’s gotta tell him theres JEDI oh my gosh he LOVES KILLING JEDI oh I know waht I’m getting him for Life Day now lets see tarkin top this wtih another weird jedi temple he found now lets fucking GOOO” oh and then the prequel thrawn books are basically constantly telling you that the Chiss are fucking 40k blackshipping force sensitives so that nobody has any idea the Chiss can navigate on their own via child soldier labour, because this is basically The Biggest Secret and cannot under any fucking circumstances get out for a second. imagine exiling thrawn because he was the only competent person in your country and then finding out that thrawn fucking escaped exile by joining the human state next door who’re starting to sound Real Fucking Weird about aliens. and then like a few years later he’s somehow one of their biggest guys and this human you recruited because he had to leave the Empire because of Thrawn turns up at your doorstep like a scrungly housecat and says “here’s this fascist who’s seen the navigators he’s absolutely leaking whatever he can to the Head Fascists, directly whenever he can. and also he’s seen the navigators. and we have to let him in because thrawn says so. imagine getting played. because you couldnt imagine the Honorbound Tender Autistic Boy you fucking hated so bad you couldnt stomach look at him so you you had to get rid of him would become so virulently a true fascist believer (i guess???) that he would sell out. the entire state. imagine having to come into work at corruption parliament after that. what was zahn saying with literally any of this. what
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Dr. Jekyll
Alexei had been working on this project for weeks. He had been very lucky to be doing a research semester in England when the special military operation began. He took a dim view of any form of war. He was a scientist, not a soldier. But somehow he wanted to play his part in putting the aggressor in his place. As a biochemist, he would not be able to develop weapons. But his plan was to develop a substance that could help increase resistance to injury. And increase the resilience of a wounded body. He was on the verge of a breakthrough. Yesterday he had first inflicted a small cut on himself and then swallowed his substance; today there was no sign of the wound. Not much was missing and he would be able to heal even more complex injuries.
It was already dark. The last colleague had finally said goodbye. Alexei was alone. The last tests with his Laovor rats had been promising. This time he would not inflict a small cut on himself. This time he was going deeper, in the truest sense of the word. To be on the safe side, he had prepared disinfectant and bandages. He took a scalpel and pressed it against his forearm. He had trouble getting the ultra-sharp blade to penetrate his skin at all. There was a short glistening red mark. But it closed again after just a few seconds. No scar, nothing. It had worked! Damn it, it had worked. Alexei was not a person of great emotional reactions… But this, this went right through him. And it went down his pants. In the form of a boner. Fuck yes, his success made him horny. He couldn't help it, he had to jerk off. Here and now in the otherwise sterile laboratory. His otherwise not particularly impressive cock quickly grew to an impressive 20 centimeters. Alexei wanted to enjoy this orgasm, no, he wanted to celebrate it. He wanted…. FUUUUUUUUCK!
There was a huge mess on his lab bench. Test tubes, bacterial cultures, even his lab rats were splattered with an amount of cum that Alexei, as a scientist, would have thought impossible from a human life. And as a scientist, he only needed a few seconds to recover from the orgasm of his life. And he began to clean up the mess. He had amputated a leg from one of his lab rats, one of the first he had experimented with. The wound had closed on its own and quickly, a complete success. But now… Bloody hell! There was no leg missing. And the rat somehow looked… How should we put it…? It was a rat… But a magnificent animal! In a second cage, Alexei saw a rat slurping his cum with its tongue. And here, too, the holes in the gnawed ears closed up and the fur became thicker and shiny. Damn, his cum? A miracle weapon? There was plenty of the stuff left. But Alexei wanted to examine fresh sperm. And yes, he was still or already horny again. He took his cock out of his pants. A long thread of precum shimmered in the lab light. Alexei jerked off, a beaker ready to hand. Even now he didn't have to wait long… He felt it coming and he held the glass to his cock. And again: FUUUUUUUUCK! And another mess. The glass hadn't been able to hold his whole load.
The rat had licked his cum just like that and pure… He wouldn't be able to finish this beaker now. Especially as he wanted to examine a little cum too. But a sip like that…? Alexei was a little disgusted. But it was for science… He had no idea what cum was supposed to taste like. It was kind of interesting, yes… But he had lost a lot of time. He wasn't there yet He began to examine his sperm under the microscope. He didn't know much about human semen. Not his discipline… But this one seemed very agile… Even the one from the first load he had shot. He was getting warm. The lab coat felt tight. He took it off. The T-shirt was also uncomfortable. He was alone, who was going to mind if he worked bare-chested…
Alexei began to work with his cum, fascinated. He chased it through filters and centrifuges, he extracted proteins, he produced new samples. And then he went all out, mixing his previous preparation with a portion of concentrated cum from his last orgasm. No spoon this time. This time a big gulp! Alexei used the scalpel again. First on his forearm. He had considerably more strength than the last time he tried. He managed to make a wound a few millimeters deep. But it healed immediately. It didn't take a second. Alexei started a next attempt. This time not on his arm, but on his free upper body. His chest muscles offered even more resistance than his arms, but here too he managed to produce a briefly bleeding wound. But this also healed in a fraction of a second. Alexei recorded the results in his lab diary. He checked the wound on his forearm again. It was visible. Not as a scar. But in the form of colorful lines. Tattoos were growing on his skin where he had applied the scalpel. And where he had cut his chest, hair was growing!
Shit, it had been over fifteen minutes since he'd jerked off. This time he went to the toilet, massaging the hard-on in his pants. He wouldn't squirt all over the lab bench again. If he was going to make a mess, at least it would be in an easy-to-clean environment. His cock pulsed with anticipation, it took just a few movements of his calloused hands to produce a magnificent hard-on. And it was clear that he was about to squirt all over the walls as well as the toilet bowl. And indeed: BAAAAAANG! He shot off load after load. He tried to catch some of it with his hands in front of the glans. Shit, it got harder with every orgasm. Alexei licked his hands. It tasted so great. Milky pure manhood. He tried to tuck his cock back into his pants. That was harder than he thought. Alexei tried to wipe away some of the mess on the floor with a paper towel. His ass cheeks burst through his pants. And shortly afterwards, the seam on his thighs tore.
Alexei knew that there were a few amateur bodybuilders among the janitors. Maybe he could find something that suited him in their changing rooms. It wasn't really his style to rummage through sacks of dirty clothes. But what could he do? And sure enough, he found a pair of jeans that seemed to fit. A little too wide at the waist. But wide enough on his muscular thighs. He had to do something now. Right: log the latest events in the lab diary. He couldn't remember his cursed password from the notebook. So he took pen and paper.
“And then I'm like jerking my shlong, dude. And then I'm like totally busting a nut. And everything's dripping with my jizz. And I'm licking my fingers, 'cause they're covered in cum. And suddenly, my pants rip, bro. 'Cause, dude, my booty is in absolute competition shape like you wouldn't believe.” What else could he write? For fuck's sake, did this horniness never stop? His tattoos were impressive by now. So was the fur on his chest. Alexei scratched his beard. And shortly afterwards, his sack again. Something was strange here, something was wrong. And he didn't just mean those damn pants, which were too tight around the thighs and too wide at the hips. His crotch was wet from the precum dripping from his mighty boner. He had to get out of here. This air-conditioned air was taking his breath away. As soon as he was out of the lab, he took off his pants. Shit, he was naked, but he was probably alone in the building. There was a locker open in the scientific staff changing room. A racing bike outfit. The matching racing bike was leaning against the wall. Was there someone else here after all? He should have noticed that. He thought for a second about whether he should try putting on the cycling shorts. But they were obviously made for a slim man. And not for a giant 190 cm tall.
Alexei walked down the corridor towards the rooms for the technical staff. He was in the low-security area, where an iris check was enough to open the doors. He arrived in the changing room for the janitors and technicians. Had he been here before today? He couldn't remember… In any case, he found a jockstrap, socks and, above all, a boiler suit in the dirty laundry. It all fitted reasonably well. One of his colleagues also seemed to be in good shape. On the shelf of work boots, he found a pair in size 48 - thank God! The sun was rising, soon the place would be swarming with employees again like an anthill. He didn't want to be naked.
Alex had the feeling he had forgotten something in the lab wing. But he couldn't get back in there. An iris check wouldn't be enough. He needed his ID, which was in the pants he had taken off. He thought as best he could. What could he have forgotten in the lab wing? What would he be doing in the lab wing anyway? Beads of sweat glistened in his chest hair. He smelled under his armpits: sweat and musk. His cock was in someone's jockstrap, surrounded by cum-encrusted pubic hair. If anyone didn't fit into the clean air zones, it was a man like him. And anyway, this biology and chemistry shit wasn't for him. Blocked pipes and maybe a leaky roof: that was his world. But not today. The night shift had been exhausting. Now it was closing time. Maybe to the gym first. But then he was looking forward to a round of wanking and then his bed.
Dedicated to @guytransformedforever; Pics by @ki-kink
#male tf#muscle tf#reality change#inked man#ai image#white to blue collar tf#smart to dumb#getting dumber
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kiss you in aroace, and we're both boys.
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#trafalgar law#lawlu#my art#described in alt text#me drawing luffy in orange and law in blue because its the aroace flag: im so smart (its also the canon colors but shh).#i had forgotten i had made these. when surviving a tummyache that day. this is about like. i wanted to like. explore aroace&aroace#relationships and how you're more likely to be affectionnate among fellows aros and aces because youve made it clear theres no intentions#behind it. like man. imagine a beautiful world when no one has to feel like they cant hold or kiss their homies because it's seen as#inherently romantic or sexual. also im still trying to figure out how to draw kisses and this was a good opportunity to try again.
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Just some skele boys~ ...someday I'll sit down and actually come up with classic Sans's design...
#caycantdoodle#sans#my art#sans au#undertale au#underfell sans#horror sans#underswap sans#errortale sans#error#blue#axe#red#the boys#i love them#ough error looking like a grandma for no other reason other than thinking he looks smart#in reality he looks old#old man#man baby#blue is precious#must protect sweet lil bean#even though he is probably the most erratic and caring best friend.#would make you a taco if you had a bad day#fuck it he'd make several tacos#Axe would just help you eat the tacos#but he would be best snuggle buddy ever#and red? man#this bastard will just want to watch hells kitchen with you.#head cannon that the entire household watches hells kitchen but they all watch it for different reasons.#Error doesn't watch it at all
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Curiosity and Puzzle Boxes
It was tiny Tim's first time being 'old' enough to be left home alone without a babysitter, and even though he KNOWS he shouldn't mess or play with some of the things his parents sent home from their digs, he's still a very curious child.
Yeah, maybe playing and later solving that old puzzle box that apparently summoned a powerful eldritch being from a different realm and binded them together until his own death might not have been the brightest thing Tim has done... but at least he's not alone now!
Meanwhile, Danny takes one look at the kid who not only summoned him but solved the puzzle box and sighed to himself, this was the last time he took Tuckers advice on how to escape the dumb Ghost King summonings by creating a 'prove yourself worthy' loophole/puzzle.
Also.. where the heck are your parents kid?!?!?
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#crossover#blue rambles#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#a trope ive seen done before but i wanna throw my idea in the ring as well#baby tim is ghost adopted by danny#tiny tim is smart#but baby too#danny really hoped to get out of summonings#but he didnt take into account of the smarty smart Tim Drake#Danny got uncomfortable flashbacks to his own childhood when he asks Tim where is parents were at.#and he says 'they have more important work to do than be with me.'#Tim meant it as a little business man way to show hes grown up but there is a hint of hurt in his tone#and Danny can hear it and decides to channel his inner Jazz#yep this is his kid now
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He used to be a major influencer and all that. Had like 300K followers. But then: ZZZZZING! And now he's fixing motorcycles. And he's actually pretty good at it. And let's keep it real: the new haircut is fire!
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only the most muscular of men call cats widdle baby
#gagamaru probably speaks cat#if u disagree about shidou you are wrong#the man probably loves animals#shidou does the baby voice at all of them#cat: *meows*; Noel Noa: “Good afternoon to you. is the weather to your liking?”#zantestu to Kaiser: You ingore cats because you are an asshole. I ignore cats because i'm trying to look smart. we are not the same#blue lock#mine#isagi yoichi#rin itoshi#chigiri hyoma#karasu tabito#gagamaru gin#noel noa#bachira meguru#niko ikki#kurona ranze#otoya eita#fuck this.#pretend I tagged every character
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#ryuuji suguro#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#ryuji suguro#cram school#rin okumura#manga ryuuji#suguro ryuji#suguro ryuuji#bon suguro#lewin light#lewin lightning light#chapter 70#so ryuuji is impulsive and that gets over looked a lot#this is a hot headed boy really driven by his beliefs and emotions#and it gets him in trouble#but also means he's quick to defend what he believes and who he supports#and this time it leads him to going after what he thinks he needs#something that will make him feel like he has a purpose because he's been floating around without one since part way through Inari#but it's been longer than that#he just noticed it was happening in inari#he throws himself fully into this option and hope he sees#and prostrates himself in front of a brilliant mess of a man who has already laughed and toyed with him multiple times in a very short time#who clearly can't clean worth a damn and has made it already obvious he doesn't do his own work#who lied blatantly and obviously#who doesn't blink to summon or kill demons#who is one of the most powerful exorcists#and ryuuji throws himself into the deepest bow he can because he doesn't let pride stop him from his goals#and his goal has just become to get a drive and lewin might be the answer#and lewin i think genuinely at this point doesn't want to deal with what he sees as a smart but directionless kid
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Claudia & Farleigh 😼
#entirely self-indulgent to feel better#i could rant about how they are literally twins#in fact i will#two Black characters who are very smart and quick because of how they've been forced to adapt at a young age#they both know when to lay low and how to manipulate others without eliciting suspicion because of the way people underestimate them#both playful#impeccable expensive style#And they both have a murderous bisexual white man with scary blue eyes trying to ruin their life#Claudia Farleigh world domination#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire fanart#iwtv#iwtv fanart#iwtv amc#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia de lioncourt#iwtv claudia#delainey hayles#saltburn#saltburn 2023#saltburn movie#saltburn film#saltburn fanart#farleigh start#archie madekwe#crossover art
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LOOKING SHARP AND BUSINESS ONLY
(And absolutely fine)
#they look so business only#especially atsushi chuuya and aku#atsushi looks like a law student#dazai with suspenders#THERE'S ANGO TOO#Chuuya dazai and ango just want a drink#ango drinks straight from the bottle#at least skk have manners#sskk look so stylish#ranpo is so innocent#my smart foodie#ango looks stressed#damn aku wearing grey#atsushi wearing a blue suit#atsushi and ranpo look so innocent#business man chuuya#dazai casually sipping Starbucks#bsd#bsd official art#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#ryuunosuke akutagawa#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#ranpo edogawa#nakajima atsushi#ango sakaguchi#sskk#skk
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I mean I was gonna make a post about how I should find a like, character to uniquely analyze and go into depth on and be autistic about and make people think i know things about. And this was like in the context of Wildbow. but OH YEAH I ALREADY HAVE THAT i was ALREADY a thrawnblogger. except i dont want a fucking star wars fandom presence i dont want . to be a star wars blogger. but when you have to read all those fucking books they leave you changed and you can never return. and you dont understand I HAD to read them. nobody understands. they make his entire art bit superpowers man he’s just able to do that and he stops pretending like he can explain it and they may be implying hes force sensitive if you read it right. but then thats in the PREQUEL and he ALWAYS EXPLAINS IT after that so what the fuck are we doing.
#blue man smart#being introduced to the concept that there are people who are pro-thrawn bloggers specifically in the context of new canon#is FUCKING with me. i am being fucked with#help#star wars crit
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The car makes the man
James didn't actually want a car. Cars were the death of the planet. Cars were an expression of a cult of masculinity. Cars were time wasters. But the new job he had required a car. He couldn't cope with his deadlines without one. The new job paid well. The car was paid for twice and three times over thanks to the pay rise. And he only wanted something small and used. The car had to be reliable and use little or no fossil fuel. And above all, it had to be small. Finding a parking space in James' neighborhood was hell.
James had prepared himself. On his iPad, he had selected a number of possible offers. And now he was walking through the rows of used car dealers far outside the city, looking for the small cars he had liked on the internet. And then he saw his nightmare: the epitome of a used car dealer approaching him. A man almost 2 meters tall, corn-fed, toothpaste grin. And a handshake like a vice.
"Hi, I'm Honest Pete, how can I help you son?" James said looking around first, thank you very much! Pete said that wouldn't be a problem. Could he offer a coffee? James nodded and tried as hard as possible not to make eye contact with the pushy salesman. Pete disappeared, only to return shortly afterwards with a tin cup. James was surprised, he had expected an espresso cup. "You look like a guy who drinks his coffee strong, black and hot. Am I right?" James was actually more of an herbal tea drinker. But to be polite, he took the cup and took a sip. Shit! It was bloody strong! "So son, who's the car for? Your girlfriend? You won't have a daughter who can drive yet." Pete laughed boomingly. James smiled curiously and said that he needed a car for work. "I knew you were lost. Follow old Pete!" James actually wanted to protest. But my God, Pete was a professional. Maybe he should make a suggestion. "On a side note, son: I like your haircut! A good honest mullet is the only way a man can wear his hair long. Not that hipster man bun shit. Am I right?" Hehehe, thought James. Business in the front, party in the back. And he had a lot of partying in the back. Pete asked what his name was. James replied and Pete slapped him on the shoulder. "Jim, nice to meet you. I bet we're going to have a lot of fun today.“ Just as James was about to reply that it was "James" and not "Jim", Pete took a tin of chewing tobacco out of his pants, took a pinch and held it out to James. "Sorry, smoking's not allowed here. But maybe this will help you." Shit, Pete was a good judge of character. James's fingers and teeth were more than enough to recognize the smoker. James gratefully accepted a pinch. Good stuff!
James and Pete passed a row of sports cars. James looked not uninterested. But Pete recognized his look and waved it right off. "Son, this European shit is not for you. You'll only fit in these cars if you're anorexic. And you easily weigh 260 pounds, don't you?" The man was good, James thought to himself…. It might be closer to 280 pounds right now, he thought as he patted the beginnings of a beer belly. "Son, no shame! A man's belly has to jiggle when he laughs. Otherwise he's not a man." Pete laughed again and his belly jiggled. James joined in and his belly jiggled too. "Besides," Pete punched James' shoulders again. "I know the problem. Still a brick wall of a man in high school, but once you have to work…" "You said it, Pete!" replied James. "I mean, in high school days, I lived on the football field and in the gym formally. But now…" Pete said, not fishing for compliments here, Jim was still one of the big boys. It was all the more important to find the right car for him. James snorted out the chewing tobacco and took a sip of coffee. It was still hot, but now it didn't burn the roof of his mouth. Pete indicated that James had something on his mouth. Fuck yeah, dew tobacco liked to get stuck in his mighty full beard. He rubbed his beard and asked "better?". Pete nodded and asked Jim's shoe size. At least a 12, right? James replied a 12 in tuner shoes, more like a 13 in boots like now. "I thought so" Pete replied. "We need something with big pedals, don't we James?" "Mate, it's Jim, not James! And the pedals shouldn't be the only thing that's big about the car." "Sure, it should suit you, big boy! But I think we've got just the thing for you here! Perfect for work. You can fit all your tools in the back. And if you go hunting, you'll have room for a dog, a rifle and a deer."
Jim took off his trucker's cap and ran his fingers through his sweaty, greasy hair. 8,000 dollars was way over his limit. His heating business wasn't making that much money at the moment. Oil heaters weren't particularly popular at the moment. But the car was awesome: big, powerful and manly! He opened the door and climbed into the driver's seat. Damn, it was like coming home. Pete was an asshole. Of course he had hit his taste exactly. He liked the car so much that he got a hard-on in his old army pants. And it didn't get any smaller when he felt Pete's hand on the bulge in his pants.
Pete became Jim's best buddy. At first they only fucked so that Jim could get a good price for the pickup. But they became the best fuck and gym buddies you could imagine. The only thing Jim couldn't persuade Pete to do was a mullet. Honest Pete was just a miserable white-collar bourgeois. But he sucked Jim's cock like the devil!
Pics by @ki-kink (he has more stuff like that!)
#male tf#muscle tf#reality change#inked man#redneck tf#white to blue collar tf#getting dumber#smart to dumb
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Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.
#simon says#to explain here and not in a reblog:#sometimes when you try to explain big picture solutions you're gonna sound dumb#you might not have done enough research#you might not have a rebuttal to a counter argument#you might not be articulate enough to explain why you think this#sometimes you gotta take a step back and give the simple solution. the one man solution#you do what you can to fight against the problem#you talk to people to help spread awareness and how to fight the bad problem#and you vote and invite others to vote for bigger steps towards solving the problem#like you can talk about theory and how you believe we need to do a huge drastic thing to solve and issue#but people will disagree and argue til you're blue in the face#they'll poke and prod until you mess up or lose your temper and use it against you#and you'll feel dumb and they'll learn nothing#sometimes the best thing to do is step away from the big picture and just say 'idk what the solution is I just know the things I can do“#sometimes you gotta admit you're not a scientist/expert and you can't answer that#i used this while talking with my Dad tonight#he brought up our climate crisis and space travel as a possible solution#and I said I think that's just addressing the symptom and not the cause and we need to care for our Earth now#and he asked me what solutions I think would fix it#and knowing my incredibly smart Dad who is articulate and ready to throw rebuttles at a moments notice to play devils advocate#and my past experience in struggling in this topic with him before#i just told him I didn't know. all i knew is the little things I can and do do to help#and that hopefully by spreading the word and habits and encouraging others to vote for those bigger solutions I could help make a change#but all I really could do is the little things I have control over#and the topic became much less stressful about the little things we have control over#like planting native plants and recycling and adopting habits that are healthier to our planet#which was 100% more preferable to if I tried to give a big solution. because I would reveal i didn't have all the knowledge needed to argue#and my articulation would make me sound like a stupid kid who only thinks they know what's best#so yeah I basically suggest that if you dont wanna feel like shit after debating someone just step away from the big picture for a moment
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Tonight, Harvey Dent fucks men!
#harvey dent#two face#dc#dc comics#I have a wife#and he’s a middle aged man#prolly thinking about other men#what a queer#I just fucking realized that he’s blue cuz inverted#smart cookie I am
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duke and damian like going to the park together, duke goes to play chess against Gotham's geriatric population and Damian is going to feed the birds
#im still thinking about the duke and dami are old men post#it gave me brain worms as a fellow old man myself#batfam#duke thomas#damian wayne#damian also plays chess really well but he says its inferior to weiqi and refuses to play#damian and duke should play weiqi together tbh#duke thomas is the scourge of gotham's blue hairs (affectionate)#he has dozens of grandparents now he doesn't know what to do with them all#he has to tell them hes taken after one too many kept trying to set him up with their grandchildren#old people scent smart handsome young men like blood in the water 😂😂😂😂
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What if 2D and Murdoc were in middle school together, what then, liberal?
IDK man. Lmao.
#mango man speaks#mango man draws#digital art#digital drawing#goribas#gorillaz#gorillaz au#murdoc niccals#stuart pot#murdoc gorillaz#2d gorillaz#2doc#studoc#slightly not safe for tumblr#because murdoc has a BOENER in two of these little sketches.#also. murdoc's dad and stu's mom prolly banged at least once in this little au idea.#stu is a bit of a bully towards muds but is also a bit of a puppy soooo.#OH RIGHT#implied animal death#because while it can be interpreted as a stuffed animal and 2d just thinks its an actual bunny. it is in fact a bunny that murdoc ripped th#head off of.#anyway. the reason they get close and become fwiends uwu is that after going blue 2d gets intelligence points knocked down.#and since murdoc is smart and a trouble maker his punishment for something he's done is to tutor stu.#also. uh.#ffuck. i forgot what i was gonna say.#anyway.#murdoc still hits 2d with his car when theyre older.#also also. while in school one of them moves and then murdoc becomes a stalker hehe.#so when he hits 2d with his car. while it is not purposeful. murdoc is very eager to take care of his comatose ''friend''.#oh! i remember what i was gonna say-
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