#blu sniper x red scout

[multimandy6]

They are both I D I O T S

Plus HC about Scout and his illegally-dysfunctional family

[lenny-link]

What are spy and Engie's feelings on sniper in the engiespy family dynamic...

sniper really likes to bug spy about being with his son whenever they meet lol

bonus ;P :

[eepy-prince-maxxy]

Speeding bullet, Speeding bullet, Speeding bullet!

My phone is really bad at taking pictures of the sketches ;-; I wanna do my boys justice

[iianian69]

sorry ive been forgetting to post have some doodles

[jei-rifni]

The Girlfriends!!! and the Just Best Friends Ok!!!

Im obsessing over my version of the mercs like I love these silly people so much (Twin Scouts!!! Raahhh!! Funnie Blu Sniper!!)

OUGHHH I ACTUALLY NEED TO MAKE A REF OF THEM ALLLLLL

[mogilenetc]

Lenn x Luca

[pickledsodapop]

FREEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

this took me like maybe 2 days to finish but im happy how it turned out :}

[namranii]

sniper x reader who snorts when they laugh?? romantic ofc ((take the time u need!! love your works))

(thank u sm!!)(ill admit, i do have a lot of requests so im sorry if this seems rushed!!)

“Love, what was that?” The sniper looked down at you, as you calmed down from the laugh caused by one of his sarcastic remarks. You didn’t know what he was talking about, maybe he heard something?

“What do you mean?”

“Laugh again.” he said, looking at you directly. It was a bit intimidating, but you’ve seen way worse.

“Laugh again? How?” You had a point. How could you force yourself to laugh?

He stared at you for what felt like hours, but it was actually only a couple of seconds before he had this expression of utter realization, as though a lightbulb appeared on the top of his head, signifying an idea.

“You snort when you laugh.” “I do?” “Yes love, you do.” He smiles. At first you think he’s making fun of you, and of course you have the right to do so, especially because of his no nonsense attitude. But then he kisses your forehead, the love in his eyes shining like nothing else ever could.

“I like it. I think it’s cute.”

[chuhanchik]

Do you think that blue scout is more dominant than red sniper? (So ​​reverse dynamic between blue sniper and red scout)

i suck at explaining things

[camellia-salazar]

Exhibit D,

TEAM FORTESS 2 IM BACK BABYYYYY

Ahem, sorry.

RED and BLU respectively.

I was gonna have BLU look like RED but with blue accessories instead of red, but I also wanted to see if I could change their fur colors depending on team, y'know, cause they're technically different people and all. That and I wanted to tinker with alternative fur colors, patterns, and eye colors slightly. I might tinker with them more.

I was also drawing Merasmus, Saxxton, and the Administrator, but I couldn't get them right, so I settled with this, for now, at least. I know there's only one Miss P, but I added her to both teams because idk it just felt fair.

That's it on the Warriors run. I will be posting something later today.

Extras:

Regular gray bg just so the other bgs don't distract you.

Transparent because it feels wrong leaving them out.

Backgrounds because they are literally my favorite I've done ever. Especially the blue one.

Ngl this game got me on a chokehold this entire month-

[textingtroublesanswers]

For everyone that still has surviving family members, do all of your families approve of your relationships? I know John doesn't and Mikhail's family kinda judges them for the pregnancy thing, but is there other things of note from everyone else? (Not necessarily romantic either, this could also just be generally about their jobs as well :^) )

-🤡

Mikhail smiles through a mouthful of sandwich, "Mama & sisters adore Ludwig. Have never had a problem with my relationships, Yana & Bronislava are just confused about doktor being transsexual. They treat him like man, & treat him with respect, but they are big gossips," He chuckles & leans in to whisper conspiratorially, "Is family trait, to be gossip. Papa was huge gossip too, would have loved Ludwig. Both very intelligent men, both good at scheming, at planning & taking action."

Jane & John have been forced into a room together, as their father is still alive.

"Father would not be happy that I am with a man," John growls, "He always trusted me to be a proper American, to have a wife & children. Especially after his only daughter decided she no longer wants to do her duty as a daughter & sister."

Jane pointedly ignores that last comment.

"It was on me to continue the family legacy but..." John sighs & runs a hand through his beard, "I have never had an interest in women. I thought I was just too patriotic, that I only cared about my country! And then I met Ken..."

"Father never approved of anything," Jane scowls, "He wouldn't like Zhanna because she is a woman & father still sees me as a woman. He wouldn't like Tavish because he's a 'negro', even if he is a man. He wouldn't accept me being with both of them either. Father could never be happy for me."

John brushes imaginary dust from his jacket, "I think you chose well, Jane."

"I told you not to talk to me again, John."

"Sorry..."

In another room, the Scouts have been asked the same question.

Jeremy wears a wide grin, "Ma adores Mick & Bug! She thinks Bug is so charming & Mick is such a gentleman," His grin morphs into a sneer, "It took dad way too long to get used to Mick, & I still haven't fully forgiven him for it."

James huffs, "At least he cares."

"Hey, I heard him complaining about you dating Fritz."

"Seriously?"

"Unfortunately."

James grins a bit, "Heh. Ma would probably kill him if I introduced them to each other. I adore the idiot, but he is a massive crybaby, & ma is a hard lady."

Ken & Dell are sitting together, glaring at each other.

"Mom has met my girlfriend already, & she thinks Jacques is a swell choice," Dell chuckles, "I've also told her about Colette, & she thinks I've gotten real lucky after Irene's passing."

Ken smiles slightly, "She also thinks John is such a gentleman. Pa would've never approved of him, despite him working for BLU like he had."

"Pa didn't even approve of Irene. He said she was just a distraction." Dell sighs. Ken reaches over, rubbing his brother's back. Dell gives him a smile.

Tavish & Mick are sitting on either side of Fritz, who is still dressed as a cat. Neither of them knows what to say. Bug is sitting opposite them, holding the Mini Pyro gremlin.

Friedrich finally clears his throat, "Well, my parents haven't met James yet but I have sent them letters. They... Don't approve. They almost disowned me after they found out my wife & I got a divorce, & they threatened to take me out of my father's will when I told them I was with a man." He sighs.

Tavish tears his eye away from Fritz & rubs the back of his neck, "Me mom thinks Jane's me wife, but she likes both him & Zhanna. She says they're both too good for me," He sighs too, "Me dad would have liked them both too."

Mick shuffles in his seat, "My parents are dead now, but they got to meet Jay & Bug before. Dad said this was the only good thing that came out of this job, but my mom was smitten with the both of them, heh." Bug reaches over & pats his knee, giving him a bright smile. He takes her hand in both of his.

"Well, my mother & stepfather would probably kill me if they found out about my relationship," They say with an awkward chuckle, "My brother would have been very confused about it, before just saying alright, do whatever. But I know that papá would have loved them both, & been happy for us."

Ludwig is leaning against Jacques, looking so, so tired.

"Vater would not have approved of Mikhail. He has a PhD in literature, but he is not a doctor, he is not a scientist. He commands the 'wrong' sort of respect, & he..." Ludwig takes in a shaky breath, & Jacques wraps an arm around his shoulders, "Well, he failed to kill me. Vater would have been furious, if he were still alive, to know that Mikhail & I broke the curse, but he hadn't. That his unwanted daughter, the murderer of his beloved wife, got his happy ending while he had to suffer in the camps, had to lose everything. He would have been furious to know that the Humboldt family is a shell of its former self, that we have lost our glory."

Jacques rubs his back before speaking up herself, "My family is all dead. I was orphaned when I was 10, but I think my family would have liked Dell. He is charming, soft spoken, kind, & intelligent. My older sister might have been a bit jealous of me, however," She chuckles, "But they would have loved him. Him & Colette both."

[tf2shipswag]

BONUS ROUND 1!

[image id: an image showing the contestants for this round of the tf2 polycule swag bracket.

there is a separator going through the middle with a modified team fortress 2 logo, so that the middle is a heart rather than a circle. in the background there is a faint view of red howells polyamorous flag, under a heavy brown tint.

on the left, red sniper, blu spy, and blu sniper are all standing close together. on the right, red scout, fried chicken lady, and ms pauling are also standing close to one another. /end id.]

[eepy-prince-maxxy]

Just something quick for now, because I'm busy with drawing stuff for Crimas

Also, I'm sick, so I am being a lil self indulgent

Inspo from Pinterest bellow

[iianian69]

DFHGFDHUSFUGHJFSGHJSFGHNJFSGNHJ

Lil pootis mom and dad

[mogilenetc]

Lenn x Luca

[jevilowo]

MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS TF2 SHIPS

For funsies

SCIENCE PARTY:

fun ship, but they're GodComplex4GodComplex and I fear that would only end in disaster

TOASTED SANDVICH:

if there is one heavypyro fan on this stupid baka planet it is me. shout out to menacing quiet individuals who like violence but have a soft side fr.

BLOODY SUIT:

literally The Original toxic yaoi rivals to lovers red blue combo ship. speeding bullet and napoleon complex fans WISH they had our shared update and corresponding voice lines

BATTING HELMET: (scout n solly)

i just think it's really funny trust me on this one guys. have you seen them in the fourth comic it's a constant "yes, and" bit between the two of them. soldier's love language is choking people out.

HIT AND A MISS: (scout n pauling)

like most ms pauling ships, i'm only into it if scout's a cool lesbian. which he is not most of the time.

RED OKTOBERFEST:

AAAAAAAAAAAAA literally the ship of all time save me heavymedic save me. if they don't smooch in the next comic i will become jay pinkerton's personal sleep paralysis demon.

SPEEDING BULLET:

my feelings on it are Complicated. twas my first love (otp) in this fandom, but the overabundance of twinky uwu scout and daddy dom snoipah has built up some resentment on my part. call me back when people stop making up imaginary life problems for sniper to comfort scout over.

NAPOLEON COMPLEX: (Spy n Engie)

literally just rarjack if they were boys and not horses to me and i'm not even an mlp fan. it's alright, just doesn't really stick out to me.

SPYMA:

LITERALLY THE POWERCOUPLE EVER TRULY A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES or at least the version that exists in my head is. i have so much made up spyma lore it's crazyyy. bonus points if they're polying up they cule with sniper it's quickly becoming my favourite genre of fanart (i have seen at maximum three)

SUPPORT SANDWICH: (spy n sniper n medic)

in my opinion, it is healthy for everyone to have at least one ship they just like bc they think it's hot. for me, that is support sandwich. not much else to say on that the fics are all banging go look them up.

SNIDOS: (sniper n GLaDOS)

hell yeah.

ADMINPAULING:

i used to like it a lot, but timelining implies ms pauling's been working for helen since her mid teens at the latest so i no longer like it. 4chan leaks my beloathed pleaseee don't make them kiss i think it would kill me in a bad way

URINE SAMPLE: (medic n sniper)

there's a lot of werewolf and vampire stuff for these two on ao3 which is pretty fun. and i'm way more likely to find sniper angst under the medicsniper tag than sb and bs which is always a plus.

FRENCH TOAST: (spyro)

have you seen that one animation where pyro gives birth to spy's child and gordon freeman is there at one point. yeahhhh. the ship's pretty cute tho spy would be sooo soft for pyro they'd light his cigarettes for him.

BOOTS AND BOMBS:

THE FORBIDDEN RED/BLU ROMANCE GOES CRAZY I ADORE IT. same team bnb is pretty banging too. bonus points if they're polying up they cule with zhanna.

SPYPAULING:

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. imagine. spy x pauling. yuri. that will be all.

SWORDVAN:

SWORDVAN MY LOVE!!! idk what it is about demo and sniper together but HELL YEAH TOP 5 SHIPS FR FR. shout out to the guy still writing monsterous intent, they're like single handedly carrying the swordvandom.

TEXAS TOAST:

I used to think "this is cute" but then my friend got really really into it and that hyped me up into "THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SHIPS OF ALL TIME" territory. bonus points if they're yuri! shout out to Technicolor California, my current favourite fanfic of all time (it overtook running blind in the interal rankings). oh yeah insert mandatory "no hate to engie and pyro father son dynamic preferers" message here lol.

Ok that's enough I will cover more at some point maybe.