#blorbo birthday :3

[harpyladyval]

It's the boi's birthdaaaaaaaaaaay

You know what that meaaaaans

No one's gonna post anything so I'm gonna make a bunch of memes for him. (Seriously. I looked on his tumblr tags and as of rn, no one's made any posts today ;-:)

SO YEET THE BLORBO MEMES!!!!!

[limbel]

happy birthday to my favorite silly boy <3

[zorosdimples]

mdni. cw: one “baby.” reader has a vagina. an itty bitty treat for lover boy yuuji’s birthday <3

a tickle on your thigh rouses you from slumber; you rub your weary eyes. the sun is rising, curtains aglow with muted light, bathing the walls a warm, dusty blue. it’s a morning that promises a pleasant spring day full of sunshine and birdsong.

you sit up to grab your phone when you feel yet another tickle. peeling back the wrinkled sheets, you find your boyfriend—beaming face as bright as the cloudless sky—comfortably settled between your bare legs. you thread your fingers through his half-matted, peachy locks, chuckling at the sight.

“good morning, birthday boy.”

“mornin’ baby,” he rasps, voice sleep-laden and syrupy. he presses a flushed cheek to your thigh, nuzzling into the soft plush.

“what’s up?”

he drags his chapped lips across your flesh before propping his head in his scarred palm and flashing you a dopey smile. “just enjoyin’ my present.”

your shake your head with a wry laugh. “i’m going to make you a special birthday breakfast then head to work. i have an actual present to give you later, i promise.”

when you try to roll out of bed, yuuji whines—a petulant child having his favorite toy taken from him. he wraps his strong arms around your waist and pins you down, trapping you beneath him. an exasperated huff leaves your lips as he buries his face in your belly.

“yuu, i have to get moving or i’m going to be late to work.” you pry at his bulging, freckled arms to no avail; he squeezes you even harder.

“call out sick. text your boss and say you got food poisoning or something last night,” he mumbles against your skin.

you flop onto your back with a deep sigh. “i can’t just bail at the last minute, yuu. it will look bad and—”

your boyfriend releases you from his embrace and slides down your body before settling back between your legs. two calloused thumbs spread your cunt for his hungry gaze to devour. his honey eyes—thick and cloying—flick up to meet your own. he presses a single open-mouthed kiss to your clit, moaning at your taste and rutting against the mattress.

you let out a pathetic whimper at the sensation, and yuuji’s teeth look impossibly sharp when he smiles. “it’s my birthday, yeah?”

you swallow and nod; you don’t trust your voice—not with this gorgeous man just a few breaths away from your clenching cunt.

“you’re supposed to do what i want. and right now? i want you to stay in bed and spread your pussy for me.”

[onwhatcaptain]

HAPPY -317TH BIRTHDAY TO JULIAN BASHIR!!!! 🎂🎉

[miwtual]

kai @miwtual's birthday countdown celebration — day 9: layout/template @miwnet motionless in white meme — [2/3] band members @lgbtqcreators creator challenge — layout + celebrity profile

RYAN SITKOWSKI (insp) (google template)

[echosong971]

i dunno about you, but i'm feelin' 22~🎶

[sketchingstars03]

I DIDN’T FORGET THIS TIME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCKATIEL YELL MAN!!!

The MVP of comfort characters!! Gotta love him.

Shhhhh what do you mean he’s probably going through it in the manga look at him he’s fine he’s happy he’s celebrating his birthday!!!!

Anyways Present Mic Sweep <3

[conkers-thecosy]

To Our Bilbo Baggins...

Here's to our Bilbo Baggins, no matter what guise he wears. To our book Bilbo, our film Bilbo, our Lego Bilbo, our Rankin & Bass Bilbo. To our fandom Bilbo, and all the hats we give him to wear. To our confident Bilbo, to our anxious Bilbo, to our clever Bilbo, to our foolishly brave Bilbo. To our feral Bilbo, to our calm Bilbo, to our grumpy Bilbo, to our determined Bilbo, our sweet Bilbo, our always a little queer Bilbo. Master Baggins. Mister Bilbo. Professor Baggins. William Robert Baggins. Billy-Bob. Bella. Bilba. Bilbo.

Here's to the Consort Under The Mountain, who finds his happiness with his found-family in Erebor. Who hits his stride amongst dwarrow, and slots into place as an ambassador between the three surrounding kingdoms. Who takes tea with Princess Dis every Mersday at 4pm sharp, who trains with Dwalin, and learns to speak Khuzdul with Ori. Who works and sleeps beside his husband, supporting and driving King Thorin onwards to meet all of his goals and dreams for his people. Their people, together, united, content, and in love.

Here's to the confirmed bachelor that lives at Bag End, who returns from adventure, tired and heart-sore, and finds comfort in the sunshine of the Shire. Who works in his garden, grows his tomatoes, and sits outside the big green door with his pipe. Who writes songs and poems, who translates epic tales, and dedicates years of his peaceful life to spinning one of his own. Who takes in his distant cousin, who calls him Nephew, and shares a birthday with him each year, then leaves him to begin his own tales of adventure with a precious golden trinket he picked up many years before.

Here's to the Hobbit who falls somewhere in the middle. Who leaves the Lonely Mountain and returns to his books and his armchair, who plants his seeds and watches them grow, all with the company of another. A dwarf who might have been king, but for one reason or another, has decided instead to spend his days beside the company burglar, both of them in their idyllic reshirement. Sometimes they have a child of their own, sometimes they adopt the self-same distant cousin who calls them both Uncle, and sometimes it's just the two of them, but they are always together, and always at peace, at last.

Here's to Bilbo Baggins, who is forever changing in our hands, but who, at his core, will always be courageous, always be impulsive, and always do the right thing, no matter what it may cost him. Who will always be kind, always love a good joke, and always take pleasure in good food and song.

Here's to Bilbo Baggins.

[piassportjacke]

"Cool, oder?" für @marimule

[thedeafprophet]

outfit concepts for @house-of-mirrors' Professor Orsinio Elderwood,

concept was: more typical outfit, under the influence outfit, dream, and corrupted dream🤭

[teaglu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMO!!

I remembered promising chocolates once and it never happened so I made your oc do it for me 🤭

I hope you have a wonderful birthday and that all your days are filled with happiness! I'm so glad to be able to call you my friend and I have so much fun talking to you <3

Thank you for existing @omo321

[jack-doohan]

HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY, RINUS VEEKAY! [9.11.2000]

[cloud-the-forgotten]

Happy Birthday, Seam Dee!

My little guy is now two years old since I first posted about them <3

I made their birthday MY birthday so I'd never forget >:D

"What's in the present box?" Secret! Maybe you'll find out in future art I make for my little guy :3

[utilitycaster]

I don't begrudge anyone their campaign preferences, and I think there's plenty of valid reasons to like Campaign 3 the best and this is not directed at people who are genuinely having a great time with it, but it feels like virtually all the nostalgia and wishful thinking I see surrounding Campaign 3 is screaming "you guys want Campaign 2." You want more slow travel and downtime and interparty conversations and slow-burn romance? You wish their main focus was fighting governmental corruption? You want a party that only semi-settles down at the end and keeps adventuring and remains very close? You're frustrated by how everpresent and overarching the moon plot is? You miss when they were just fucking around in a city? I genuinely believe you want Campaign 2, or at best you love a specific ship or a character from Campaign 3 but aren't happy about basically anything else, and would vastly prefer the tone and events and plot of Campaign 2. And I don't really care if you watch Campaign 2, or if you think I'm being annoying here; I simply genuinely believe you'd be happier watching Campaign 2 than Campaign 3 and are so deep in a sunk cost fallacy well you can't see it.

[massivementalitynut]

My Birthday Couple Comm from @iwanttobeaseme

[dobythealpaca]

quick lil b day sketch cuz i am now OLD!!1!1!!!✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊