#blood is full of sugar
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You all know this meme:
Good meme. Funny. Everyone laugh.
Quick question real quick
One of these molecules is the primary ingredient in Wood, which in turn is one of the primary ingredients in both Trees and Houses.
The other molecule is what your cells and metabolism run on. It’s what your muscles and brain need to run.
Quick question real quick can you tell them apart do you see any difference between the two just asking you know
#gingerbread man cosmic horror#free range sustainable shitpost#troglodyte thoughts#but you see Ivan#house is made of sugar#blood is full of sugar#is basically same
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if you. are making a video. you're sitting down to talk to the camera and make a video. shortform video. vertical video. less than a minute. tiktok instagram reel whatever. i have full confidence that you do not fucking need to eat right now. do not start your sentence and then shove an apple slice in your face two words in and keep talking through your apple slice. you're making yourself look so obnoxious and hateable. really truly i know you can put the apple slices to one side for the amount of time it takes to get your sentence out. i believe in you. why don't you believe in yourself
#prazardous#tiktok#instagram reels#misophonia#i dont have misophonia genuinely i do not care about mouth sounds and chewing noises#and not to sound like a boomer#but close your goddamn mouth when you eat and dont talk with your mouth full#it is so simple and so easy#unless your video is about blood sugar levels and you are diabetic and desperately need to eat right fucking now or you'll die#but you want to give us a glimpse into what that's like so you're recording it and talking about it#actually no i think even in that case you can take two seconds to chew and swallow your food before speaking again
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I unfortunately can't fast today for a few reasons, but I hope that those of you who are have a tzom kal and are properly hydrated.
#17 Tammuz#well#I'm partially fasting - I'll have water and enough food that I don't get major blood sugar crashes#but no full meals#no treats#eating a cheekful at a time#etc.#it's still not the same#but after years of having major post-fasting effects + having to work today#I decided to finally accept the heter I've had for awhile now
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Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Suck My Kiss
#Red Hot Chili Peppers#Blood Sugar Sex Magik#Suck My Kiss#Label:#Warner Bros. Records#Format:#2 x Vinyl LP Album#Released:#Sep 24 1991#Alternative Rock Funk Metal#Full-length#90's#USA
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David Eilander "the Magician"
You might've seen him before at @thecrimsonvalley-creates since we came up with this face together!
I personally headcanon that he's got dubious eating/sleeping habits. He sometimes cuts meals by smoking and consuming large amounts of caffeine and sugar. As shown here: drinking Rusty Lake Cola, made with genuine Lake water. There are no side effects to this drink. Don't worry about it. :)
#rusty lake#david eilander#mr rabbit#finalmente here's the boy in my style!#I was only going for portraits at first but I couldn't take the fullbody idea ouf of my head#he's just taking a small break here#of course he gets a full meal after a while#(= consumes everything within his reach)#listen this was a boy who complained about his blood sugar being low#Is he diabetic? Maybe. Did he suffer from malnourishment? Maybe. Does he have a fast metabolism? Maybe.#Is he going to compensate it all by stuffing his face with sweets even though this is another life/body? Absolutely.#He's got no fuck to give anymore#Life (as much of a ''life'' as *vaguely gesticulates at RL* is) sucks so he might as well enjoy things you get me?
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here's hoping canon doesn't end up shipping any of the fallen heroes with each other because i've already built up an entire found family sibling dynamic for their past selves inside of my head. eternal sugar's the youngest, mystic flour the oldest (shadow milk may seem like the leader atm but his middle child energy is THERE). silent salt takes on the responsibility of keeping the group out of trouble (it's tricky, but they've grown accustomed to their friends' antics). burning spice declares themselves the others' biggest protector (they will throw hands with anyone who so much as glances at their siblings friends the wrong way). eternal sugar & shadow milk are so good at making everyone smile and laugh but also they're absolute gremlins who can and will start a ridiculously extreme prank war on a whim (shadow is not subtle in the slightest and cackles at the top of his lungs, sugar plays innocent while sporting the most devious smirks known to cookiekind). mystic flour is like a mentor to the younger four, the glue that holds them together and the light that guides them towards staying on the right track. spice & shadow regularly fight each other on and off their training grounds as a weird way to show affection, flour & salt pretend to be exasperated but find it endearing, they all value each other so much and share a house together while still protecting earthbread. they're entirely platonic and entirely family and until their soul jam corrupts, they care about each other more than anything <33
#fallen heroes#my beloved#five beasts#pure vanilla crk#beast yeast#they're just some silly little guys#with insurmountable power#and a thirst for blood#for jam??#but that sounds weird with jellyberries existing#oh nvm#either way i adore them#i need to see their full releasesss#then the shenanigans can truly begin#>:))#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#silent salt cookie#mystic flour cookie#burning spice cookie#found family#platonic relationships#PLEASE#I NEED MORE IMPORTANT FAMILIAL BONDS#AND LOVE THAT ISN'T BASED ON ROMANCE#LET THEM BE A SCREWED UP DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY PLEASEE#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#cookie run headcanons
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I'm glad I got the afternoon off to sleep, I probably could have powered through and done my second shift but I think I made the right call. caught some zzzzzs and rested up. tomorrow I'm at my friend's house where I'll do some writing and reading while we're watching movies :3 hopefully a chill day
#trade hello. tomorrow. spiders song <3#i didnt read last night because my blood sugar was full of bees
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ngl ive been having A Time of it, though, as of late, and it’s not even just the new job. My body has decided to malfunction in several different confusing ways and I have to force my brain to stay awake sometimes
#this week has been bizarre#my heart rate is way too low#it’s like. am i even alive. then i stand up and it surpasses 100#I keep falling asleep in the middle of the day#and I cannot seem to eat enough calories because my blood sugar keeps dropping like it’s hot#and my migraines returned full force because i changed medication#which are back under control thankfully#and i just found out i have hormone imbalances on top of several deficiencies#which might be why i am now intolerant to Every Food#anyways#my doctor and I are playing#let’s throw every supplement and medication at my body until something works#currently#hopefully vitamin D supplements will fix me#ramblings
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the most fun thing about being under the trans umbrella is the name changes . whenever i make posts about me i would use "stories with asher" but now my names emmett . its actually so much fun bc i can see how long ive been on here . i dont remember the last time ive used the name asher but i still kept using it as my tag . no clue why but i kept it there . my first name was eren, then it was 2020 and i went down the noun for name rabbithole and it was fern, then i went to asher, then i started going by em in school (closest to b.n.) now im emmett because my friend grace started calling me emmett for fun and it sticked ! sometimes ill see friends who havent seen me in years and they'll call me asher and its HILARIOUS because its like a war flashback. i was crazy emo when i went by asher and now im fun and colorfull and silly and a major nerd! also i was obsessed with the lego movie as a kid and LOVED Emmet (first fixation) so . basically my life has made a full circle ! yay
beware of the yapping in the tags :3
#srry for rant i had to get it out there#sharing it with the class#its just . so fun#whimsical even#and whats even better is that life is great for me rn!#i finally have free time to hang out with my friends (marching bands over)#i convinced a middle schooler to join marching band as a mellophone!#adding to that#they liked the mellos vibe SO MUCH that me and my right hand man are meeting them at our local smoothie place to hang out#and teach them about marching band!#and!! we finally found out why i get so dizzy and pass out! we tested my blood sugar and came out with the conclusion that im#drumroll que#HYPOGLYCEMIC!#yay!!#like obviously not happy that i have it#but definitly glad we finally know whats wrong with me#also i think i forgot to mention that we met the middleschooler because 1) theyre friends with my brother whos in the same grade#and 2) it was a full marching band indoctrination of 8th grade band and orchestra kids#because our mb starts the summer before your freshman yesr#OH! and since the seasons over#symphonic orchestra is gonna start soon! its where the chamber orchestra(pretty much honors orchestra)#-and the most advanced band kids team up in an awsome afterschool extravaganza where we play awsome music#im first chair french horn in our wind ensamble(honors band lol) AND i was in it last year so im gaurnteed a spot!#im hoping the second horn (freshman who tried out for wind on trumpet but got in on horn) does good because the horns in the consert band...#theyre .. uhm... not the greatest.#we only have two horns in wind so im REALLY HOPING he doesnt get any horns from concert to play in aso#which he might do bc there was 4 horns last year#but also they were in wind#im just hoping he doesnt choose quantity over quality#emmett speaks!
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I'm dying. Just got some more pictures from the family vacation and someone managed to capture the wonderful moment where I found a spot away from the crowd for a minute and immediately after a large group followed me up
I was literally like two seconds away from snapping at someone. Ma had to give me a meat stick and some Scooby snacks to keep me from having a meltdown before we could find a spot for dinner 😅
#family vacation#Don't tourist on an empty stomach#low blood sugar#turns out the mom backpack was full of snacks#scotland#edinburgh
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amerikkkan tiktok commenters will see someone not eating three squares meals and three snacks and 9 consumer purchases of little treats and will be like I Hope You Heal One Day
#some people r grazers of calorie dense things theyre literally fine#post of someone's mom whos eating like 150g of almonds 2 protein bars four full sugar cokes as thats abt 1200 calories which is literally a#fine and normal deficient for a short woman#thats not including how shes not really tracking so she's probably taking snacks and bites of other stuff also shes busy shes not thinking#abt food#the fear mongering over 1200 calories is very stupid saying its for babies yes because toddlers are like quadrupling their mass over the#next four years#also what about people who fast thats considered fine they're also not eating 1200 calories those days they dont immediately die#its like people forget that for someone not severely underweight being in a calorie deficit is not harmful#burning fat for energy and nutrients is What The Fat Is There For if it was harmful for your body we would have died as a species#now if she was doing that deficit every day or that limited amount yeah not great but she said specifically that was her being good on her#diet#(seeing a wieiad of someone getting fast food twice in a day and three other meals) FINALLY a NORMAL HEALTHY wieiad#it was like a casual video of her discussing it she wasnt forcing herself to eat only x y z she was a grazer lots of ppl are especially#as you get older#obviously not a great diet in terms of nutrition but it's not the amount its the quality#id definitely feel like ass and crazy and insane eating like that but some people can take it#its the four full sugar cokes my blood sugar would snap in half
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Got a new cgm and pump.
Pros: I don’t have to insert my blood sugar into it anymore. I just press a button and boom, bg there. I also use the old version of this pump so I’m used to the pump.
Cons: I hate the cgm. For some reason it’s been hurting my arm and idk if it was put in a bad spot or if the cgm just hurts my arms cuz I’ve had this problem before with the older cgm and I’m an active person so it’s bad.
#ok ok full ramble#I use the new omnipod 5#and it communicates with the Dexcom G6#so the omnipod reads my blood sugar then gives me insulin or doesn’t give me insulin depending on where am I#it bascially changes my basil rate every five minutes#I need to bolus for food still and correct high bgs#but overall I don’t need to worry about basal#idk how to spell basal 💀💀💀#it’s basil or basal#anyways#so I have to use the G6 cgm if I want to have this happen#and I do. but I’ve had the G4 Dexcom and it was a nightmare#the alarms were loud. I had an mp3 player lookin thing to check my bg. and it hurt my arm whenever I swam.#as if the needle was poking my muscle#I switched to the Libre which is less accurate than the Dexcom#and it may have been sore on my arms at times#it NEVER hurt like the Dexcom did#it gave me rashes and all but at least I could move#I love the Libre#so far I hate the Dexcom#:((((((#maaaan#smiles rambles#anyways ramble over#thanks to whoever read this lol
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I just smoked then ate 7 rolls of smarties
#I have the metabolism of a prey animal truly#I can eat an absurd amount of sugar like my blood is mostly syrup at this point#But seven bars of chocolate in one sitting sounds like SO much to me like I would be so unwell if I ate that much#Sometimes I will eat a full 1-2 bars Cadbury chocolate if I’m majorly stresso#But SEVEN?? Jeezus#Starburst jelly beans are on another level. I can eat nearly a full bag of them before my body starts telling me to slow down#Tw: food#tw: binge eating#C#c tags
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let's play "is this symptom caused by chronic illness #1, chronic illness #2, chronic illness #3, depression, anxiety, autistic overstimulation, or just plain old stress?"
i rarely am able to figure out the answer.
#i feel like i havent been able to rake a full breath in so long. my chest always feels tight and too shallow#so im sighing a lot to try to get more air in. but it doesnt wor#is that anxiety? pots?#i also have been feeling like my blood sugars are crashing when they really arent. this happens multiple times a day now#i check my continuous glucose monitor and im level. not dropping at all. not even close to being low#is that anxiety? pots? autistic overstimulation? dread caused by gender dysphoria from constantly being misgendered by my family?#i do not know#mumbles#chronically ill#pots syndrome#postural hypotension#type 1 diabetic#ill probably delete this later idk
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Red Hot Chilli Peppers - I Could Have Lied
#Red Hot Chilli Peppers#Blood Sugar Sex Magik#I Could Have Lied#Label:#Warner Bros. Records#Format:#2 x Vinyl LP Album#Released:#Sep 24 1991#Alternative Rock Funk Metal#Full-length#90's#USA
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I have seen so many black bears on this trip so I can die happy
#I've never actually seen a bear until now#I've seen 4 cubs and my heart is full#a mom did get literally 3 feet or less away from me#which should have been terrifying but my blood sugar was low and I didn't process that I should be afraid lmfao#she lunged a lil and I was like oh hm okay perhaps I should move goodbye mother
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