#blonde boyz doing what blonde boyz do

[struggle-bugg]

the venn diagram of owain fire emblem and ryuji persona 5 fans is a circle (source: me)

[the-rat-in-your-wall]

I do that every day I call it living with anxiety.

all blonde men deserve to be put through an evil maze against an evil spectre of themselves who sows deep worries and thoughts about themselves

[enthyrea]

my favorite one-armed blonde boyz 🫶🏾

[founded-on-procrastination]

The Bad Boyz be like…

I’m Jimmy

I’m Grian

And I am Joel

Here’s a one way ticket to the Bad Boyz Zone!

[ratt-fried-this-pasta]

Blonde Boyz but Mozart is in it

[spicytamale4sale]

That last picture is what I look like irl, I am crayon shin Chan, he is me

Also some AP art portfolio pieces, it’s centered around the story of this tan lad’s life and how it was total ass

[visualmemoryunit]

i have blonde boyz stuck in my head....

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do

[sunkissedchld]

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃

𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒔𝒉 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓

the piles go from top left to right. so, african violet is pile i, pastel lilac is pile ii, and so on and so forth.

take the time to close your eyes, breathe, and meditate on the PAC prompt, then open your eyes and let your guides lead you to the pile for you. i hope you enjoy, and please let me know if it resonates with you! my ask box is open [even to anonnies]).

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈

Shufflemancy:

"Deep" by Big Sean (feat. Lil Wayne)

"Black Cat Nero" by Ateez

"Everlasting Love" by Fifth Harmony

"Neighbors" by J. Cole

Signs:

"this is my last straw"; "i can't do this anymore"; "why do people think this about me?"; "what did i even do?"; "so much for that"; someone with light hair (ie. strawberry blonde, honey blonde, could be bleached recently); someone who is a social butterfly or around social butterflies usually; screen time; movies; tall (in height or in thoughts and beliefs); nurturer; green; you could be drawn to my profile picture and page because of the green

Reading:

the people choosing this pile are looking for hope during a time where they feel very anxious and possibly even lonely. you might feel as if you've been struggling and fighting for a long time and don't feel that you can go on any longer. although you feel this way, your harsh truth is that you have to keep going and fighting until the bitter end. no one else can help you complete this breakthrough and gain the self-confidence and skill that will be learned from this treacherous time. other people can't take on this burden for you - it has to be done by you.

you're meant to feel isolated right now because old bonds are being broken and disintegrated while new ones are being crafted. you likely feel like you're going through a bad luck period; you might feel disillusioned with life and disappointed. one way you can overcome this is by no longer looking back on the past and worrying about what would've or should've been. all of that has already been done and whatever has happened can't be taken back. now is the time to take actions towards a new future and seek your own truth for the present moment rather than dwelling on the past. that's when your luck will renew.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐈

Shufflemancy:

"Superstar" by Shinee

"Destruction" by Piri (feat. Kold-Blooded)

"Hold On" by H.E.R

"Out Of Control" by The Boyz

Signs:

"i wanna be free"; "don't take me for granted"; "i'm only hurting me"; "perfect control"; "he left us all behind"; "you promised"; air signs (gemini, libra, aquarius); relationship problems; "what happened to the plan we had"; monolingual; someone in the field of science and technology; astronomy; planter/green thumb; non-committal; someone is cheating; "whoopsie"; petite/small (could be thoughts or physical size)

Reading:

there's a lot of anger in the people that chose this pile. you might naturally be generous towards others and be the type of person to give your last when you have none. you gain a lot from being this generous and helpful towards others. one harsh truth you need to hear is that everyone isn't your friend, so stop continuing to be overly helpful when people have shown their intentions towards you. you're not obligated to save and help everyone you come across. stop following in the footsteps of tradition and allowing people to take your kindness for granted.

at this current point in time, someone is manipulating you because you're allowing them to. you know that they are because you've recently started feeling more upset than usual - that's because your inner and higher self know that you're downplaying your worth and allowing yourself to be walked all over. it's time to break the precedent you've set and create a new one. when you allow this anger to be heard and seen, people will recognize it and you will begin feeling at peace again. make the decision and follow through with actions to show your seriousness and relieve yourself of the anger you feel before it hardens and turns into greed and a lack of willingness to help others at any point.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐈𝐈

Shufflemancy:

"Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child

"Mo Money (Interlude)" by J. Cole

"Who Says" by Selena Gomez

"You Don't Know Me" by Ariana Grande

Signs:

"i wouldn't wanna be anybody else"; "i'm sure you've got some things you'd like to change about yourself"; "you don't know where i've been"; "you think you know, but you have no idea"; "they don't understand"; someone is science and technology; someone planning on changing the future of society; someone with a heart for humanity; empath; self employment; seemingly no direction; spontaneity; "just winging it tbh"; 30s; medium or dark hair (ie. black, jet black, raven black)

Reading:

first, if you also felt drawn to pile i go read it first. pile i and you have similar topics in that both of you currently feel insecure and might even be feeling like you have imposter syndrome. you're thinking "am i even good enough to do what it is i'm being told to"? "why do people view me in this way when i'm nothing like that?". despite this, there's also a little voice in your head and/or heart that gives you hope and is giving you insight from afar even if you feel it's hard to interpret or understand. your harsh truth is that your anxiety and shortsightedness is what's holding you back from seeing the light. you need to have confidence in yourself because without it you will falter and never feel good enough. other people's compliments and encouragement will mean nothing until you give them to yourself.

this may come as a surprise to some of you - fame and recognition is in your future, but you know the idea of "you never know what's happening behind closed doors"? when you receive this limelight, you will never feel satisfied with what you're doing and your accomplishments until you praise yourself for what you've done. the most meaningful gifts and compliments must come from yourself or else all the others are just words and material things. you can't allow self-pity and depression allow you to not see yourself for the gem and unique person you are. you deserve to see the beauty in yourself. freeing yourself from needing others' compliments and instead giving them to yourself will free you from your current stress.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐕

Shufflemancy:

"No Scrubs" by TLC

"Blow The Whistle" by Too Short

"Run" by Otis Kane

"pride.is.the.devil" by J. Cole (feat. Lil Baby)

Signs:

"pride is the devil.. i think it got a hold on me"; "pride is the reason for the dichotomy"; "stop"; "i get breathless"; screen time/movies; work; social butterfly; little miss/mister perfect; "everything i touch turns to gold"; sexual frustration/release; not self employed; working for a big company; striving for recognition and overwhelming success; medium or dark hair (ie. brown, brunette, mousy brown); skillful; jack of all trades; (former) procrastinator; "one less problem"; "this is the come up"

Reading:

the people choosing this pile are hard workers willing to do anything in order to achieve their wants and dreams. you have a strong willpower and mind set that enables you to be successful often. you'll continue to work until you're on your last leg and suffering both mentally and physically. you don't allow others to help you even when you need it. your harsh truth is that you're so oblivious it hurts. you need to re-evaluate what you're doing and the track you're heading down as a result of your actions and instincts. you're leading yourself down a path where plans will get canceled either because of event issues or because of personal health issues. you know the saying "if you don't take a break your body will force you to take one"? that's the path you're currently working towards. this will eventually lead you to feelings of gloom and self-doubt. you'll think that this path isn't for you or your beliefs are wrong when in reality, you're just working too hard. you are on the right path, but even those following the correct way need breaks.

remember to look for and enjoy the little parts of life. if you're so focused on meeting the next goal/the next finish line, then you'll never appreciate it when you meet the one you were striving for last time. you'll always be on the search for the next best thing, and you'll end up never being satisfied which would be unfortunate because blessings and luck are intrinsically linked to you. do all things in moderation and change the current way you view your reaching of goals in order to have true satisfaction.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐕

Shufflemancy:

"Jealous" by Kehlani feat. Lexii Alijai

"Superstar" by Shinee

"My Name Is" by Eminem

"Attention" by Charlie Puth

Signs:

12:11; "i can't just invest in shit"; "i see right through it"; "if this is the way it is, don't even put me through it"; "you just want attention"; "i know that dress is karma, perfume regret"; sexual expriences/first time; intelligence; mystery; hidden enemies; hidden intentions; science and technology; computer science; tall (in height); skillful; high position; travel and adventure; air sign (libra, gemini, aquarius); "i suck at letting go"; age gap; "die a little bit"; "i wanna be prepared; just in case"; "come my way"

Reading:

so many many messages came out for this pile, so you could be the most confused about your current life situation, or you're being oblivious to signs being sent to you. you're naturally in tune with the divine feminine, your emotions, and your intuition. you're such an original with rich skill and the resources to succeed (even if you don't feel you do). new beginnings are at the tip of your future, and you're staring at them in awe, but the inner feelings you harbor towards prior experiences that have turned sour keeps them from reaching you like you expect. it's like you want revenge against those that have wronged you. by the way, if you were drawn to pile ii, please go read it! i feel that some people overlap between that pile and this one. your harsh truth aligns with theirs in that you can't let prior experiences sour your future.

as of now, your bitterness and craving for revenge is leading you to be lethargic and experience delays. you might even feel frustrated because, again, you can see new beginnings and blessings in sight but they're being kept away from you. they will continue to be out of reach until you allow karma to do its work on its own and not influence the outcome. this is going to be hard to understand, but you need to learn to forgive whoever hurt you; this doesn't mean you have to be friends with them or be totally enthusiastic when thinking about them, but you need to at least allow yourself to be indifferent towards them. like i said before, you need to allow karma and the universe to do the work of allowing them to reap what they've sown. you need to forgive in order to heal. after you do that, you will feel so secure and see the blessings you've been eyeing plop directly into your lap. a new found love and connection will likely present itself afterwards also.

this is your Tower moment in that you need to remove your prior foundation and buildings in order to create something grander and more fit for you rather than for others who have pressured or influenced you to do something different. this pettiness is not of you, so don't allow it to consume you. allow optimism and passion for something new to fill you and leave behind what brings about depression and anger. listen to your intuition and think over the dreams your guides have sent you. it's time for you to heal and go on new journeys rather than wallowing in despair.

𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐕𝐈

Shufflemancy:

"Dancing Like Butterfly Wings" by Ateez

"no tears left to cry (live)" by Ariana Grande

"No Friends In The Industry" by Drake

"make up (live)" by Ariana Grande

Signs:

"i wanna be in the gold of time"; "highlight of my life"; "i love it when we make up"; "it's a mood; it's a vibe"; 20s; quiet time; introvert; culinary arts; foodie; performing arts; artistic kid; earth sign (taurus, virgo, capricorn); narcissism; medium or dark hair (ie. black, brown); tan complexion; spring break; vacations/traveling; study abroad; ariana grande stan

Reading:

this pile has been feeling nostalgic recently. you miss your childhood, don't you? you miss the feelings of not being worried, of being free of adult responsibilities and stressors. you miss when your biggest worry was whether or not your friend would be at school so you two could play together. you might be in high school or college as of now and although you're experiencing some successes, something is missing. you feel as if you need to go through a rebirth phase; you need something or someone new and exciting to come in and give you a shock. you're daydreaming of this a ton to the point where it might even be messing up your study schedule or something of the sort. you could be separating from your childhood friends and that's also partially why you feel nostalgic.

your harsh truth is that a whole new community of people and friends are waiting on you and willing to give you the new and exciting life you're looking for, but you're avoiding or ignoring them. you might not even know them personally yet, but your daydreaming on old friendships keeps you from opening up to others. maybe your shyness gets the best of you? or you worry if old bad habits will pop up and ruin everything, but you need to slowly but surely put yourself out there. do everything in moderation and at your own pace. be willing to be uncomfortable in order to experience what you daydream about. create new foundations in order to become the next version of yourself.

[tobiotaesan]

ハイキュー!! x 보넥도 2

synopsis: which haikyuu characters i think bnd resembles the most

genre: bnd! haikyuu au!

cw: none

note: i am terrible at these so theyre probably not accurate

SUNGHO x SUGAWARA

they both possess that motherly vibe

soft but firm at the same time

myungnyangz actually give off daisuga energy (sungho ofc is suga)

remember when sungho said in a video message for mj that he knows mj doesnt want to be a harsh/strict leader to the other members (probs bcus he doesnt want to end up hurting their feelings unintentionally) so instead he (sungho) will do it for him

now if that aint love

if that doesnt scream daisuga

thats literally vice capt sugawara in kpop idol form

also, they tend to be similar in the sense wherein they both appear to be calm ppl until someone tests their patience lol

plus the random bursts of energy

like when suga is just being the chill seniors with daichi and asahi and then the next second he is the cheer captain with the hyper juniors

thats sungho with 03 line and then suddenly being with gongfourz + woonagi

hes also good at dealing with the destiny boyz extroverted outbursts, very sugawara of him

to summarize: MOTHERSSSS

RIWOO X HOSHIUMI

i honestly dont know how (best album) i didnt think of the hoshiumi x riwoo

i saw someone say this on twt and id like to take this opportunity to say thank u to that person for enlightening me of this agenda

so the reason why i think this makes so much sense is

1) blonde riwoo was literally hoshiumi (refer pics above)

2) riwoo is to bnd what hoshiumi is to kamomedai if u know what i mean ( if u dont then thats a you problem)

3) they both embody this sense of confidence with their awareness of their skills that they know how to showcase

like he knows hes that good and he shows it but is still able to be humble about it

riwoo "performance director" = hoshiumi "the little giant" (i know he doesnt own the nn its for comparison)

and apparently they even share the same mbti, isfp (a bit unsure, sources dont match)

theyre like the golden player/member of the team

theyre just that good and they know it too (king behaviour)

ofc with that level of confidence there is also competitiveness

hoshiumi plays with a grin on his face especially when the opponent's skills are on par with them

i think it mirrors to the bright smile we see on riwoo's face when he does those tiktok challenges with the more complicated dances or just when he uploads one with the choreography he made himself in the car within like 10mins

i mean i would hype myself up too if i was insanely talented like them

MYUNG JAEHYUN X NISHINOYA

noya never d worded but welcome back nishinoya !

i think lots of onedoors who have been through the haikyuu phase would agree with this one

him, woonhak and taesan are the ones who have a definite and stable parallel character in haikyuu

noya plays a very important role in the team as the libero and they are often described as the backbone of the team's defense

like its meaning in italian ("free") they are free to move in and out of the court during gameplay, they go in when support is needed especially with receiving and covering the weaker areas of the players

the role reminds me so much of mj's leadership style in bnd

he seems to always be there for his members when they need him and is always ready to support/encoruage them at all times

like the way liberos tend to be well-aware and perceptive of the court to be able to support the teams defense, is the same as mj being a well-rounded, talented leader who is always looking out for his members

i say "myung jaehyun" you say "best leader"

TAESAN X KAGEYAMA

need i to explain this

wbk

visual parallel? check.

tsundere qualities? check.

extremely talented? check.

the end.

nah but fr they mirror each other so well it makes sense how i ended up liking tobio whilst being a taesan biased

they are so black cats idc if tobio is in karasuno whos mascot is a crow

both born with talent (i could never)

kags setting skills = taesanpop

tbh if taesan plays volleyball i think he could play to be a setter too

he produces songs for bnd whilst being able to integrate his own colors in it so i think he would know what its like to craft smth specifically for someone with the use of ones ability

the same way kags honed his passing skills so that shoyo can control the direction of his spikes better

was actually going to keep his short bcus i feel like i dont really need to explain this further like it just makes sense that taesan is kageyama

LEEHAN X SUNA

HOLD- ✋️✋️

SSHHHHHH 🤐🤐👌

listen to me *holds face, squishing cheeks* he 👏 is 👏 not 👏 kenma 👏

i said what i said

kenma is wayyyyy too introverted, he actually lowkey hates humans and leehan is actually an extrovert yall

im gonna give u time to digest the information and think about leehan x suna

..............

hmm....yes.

i know, right?

when he went "you like it?" at kcon la after showing his moving adams apple, thats the rintaro suna from within him speaking

the smugness? impressive how they express it without making it annoying but attractive instead.

or maybe im just down bad for pretty boys with long hair

they're also both kind off give off this "suavé" fine looking lad that make heads turn but deep inside is infected by loser-trapped-in-a-hot-body virus type of dude

jelly obssesion suna 🤝 leehan

pls support this agenda

thanks

WOONHAK X HINATA

woonhak's thirst for becoming one the most talented idols out there is the same as shoyo's dream to becoming the next "little giant"

i love how woonhak has mj and taesan like shoyo has noya and tobio

noya being like one of shoyo's favorite senior that he admires so much

and also the one who actively and openly encourages and motivates shoyo when he needs it, like the way mj is to woonhak to the point of treating him like he gave birth to him

tobio being the not-obvious, nonchalant and lowkey support system to shoyo

hes aware of his potential and capabilities and so he works hard to make shoyo achieve the results he wants

the same way taesan shows his "형/hyung" side with the way he shows his support to woonhak (by teasing the heck out of him)

they both also have this child-like enthusiasm for a lot of things especially on their interests

they both show ecstatic responses to volleyball/performing

and the way they try to be smug about things they did good in accidentally

OH and plus the "im good at doing this" and then fails miserably

but its fine bcus they looked cute

`•°☆°•` `•°☆°•` `•°☆°•` `•°☆°•` `•°☆°•` `•°☆°•`

—끝—

©️ tobiotaesan

do not repost or translate without permission !

[ericshoney]

Their Singer ~ Yandere!Mafia!TBZ

Summary: You attract many fans being a world famous singer, but eleven of those fans don't want to share you with the world anymore.

Warnings: possible swearing, mature themes, yandere!tbz, mafia!tbz, dark themes, controlling behaviour, threatening behaviour, manipulation, crying, kidnapping, drugs, alcohol, angst.

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You were a famous singer in some of the underground clubs in Seoul. The mafia world was well known and if you didn't belong to one, you soon would.

You being a singer and performer however, made it that you belonged to all. You didn't mind as long as you got paid for a show.

And here you were, another night of work. You thought it would be a normal night. You touched up your make up before walking out on stage, ready to perform to the many drunk, dangerous men and women of the mafia world.

As you sang and danced, eleven pairs of eyes watched you carefully from the higher level of the club.

The Boyz.

These eleven men were crazy. All had in their heads that you were theirs and tonight was the night.

"What's the plan, boss?" Eric, the youngest called.

Sangyeon, the boss and eldest, smirked as he watched you on stage. Your short dress left little for imagination.

"Younghoon has the stuff. Let's go wait for our girl backstage." He answered simply.

The ten other members followed their leader backstage, nobody stopping them, knowing the consequence.

"God she's so beautiful." Hyunjae muttered, as he watched you.

"In a few hours she'll be ours." Jacob said, a joker like grin on his face.

The members watched you perform a while longer before you said goodnight. You came off stage and were met with the eleven males.

"Hello." You called softly.

"Hi sweetheart, we just were watching you and have to say how amazing you are. Your voice is angelic." Sangyeon complemented.

"Aww thank you so much. Is there something I can do for you?" You offered.

"Oh no darling, but you look in need of a drink. Here." Younghoon answered, he passed you a bottle of water.

You smiled and took it, without realising it had been tampered with. You took a few mouthfuls before smiling at the group.

"Well, have a good night." You said, as you went to walk past them.

However, you stumbled, your vision slightly blurred and your head fuzzy. You were caught by Kevin, the blonde male smiling at you.

"Aww it's okay honey, just relax, we'll take great care of you." He whispered.

"Just close your eyes and everything will be okay." He continued.

Your eyes started to droop and you fought to keep them open, but it didn't work as they were too heavy. They fell shut as you slumped in Kevin's arms.

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When you woke up, your head was fuzzy and your limbs felt heavy. You blinked through the haze and looked around, seeing you were in a bed.

Not your own.

You tried to remember what happened and when the door opened, revealing Sangyeon, everything came back.

"Where....Where am I?" You asked.

"You're safe, darling." He answered.

"That doesn't answer my question." You responded.

"Come." He said, holding his hand out.

You took it slowly, feeling a little unsteady on your legs, letting the unnamed male lead you downstairs, where the rest were waiting.

"Ah you're awake!"

"You're all from the club....You gave me water." You said, pointing to Younghoon.

They smiled and said their names for you to try and remember. Sangyeon led you to sit down on the large sofa.

"Where the fuck am I!" You screamed.

"Now, now, sweetheart, just relax." Sunwoo said, rubbing your thigh.

"Your home." Juyeon answered.

"No, this isn't my home." You stated.

"Oh honey, yes it is." Kevin replied.

"You belong to us now. We're not interested in sharing you with the world anymore. From now on, you're ours." Sangyeon added.

You froze, taking everything in. You just got kidnapped by eleven clearly crazy men. You then flinched as a hand touched your cheek.

"It's okay baby, there's no need to cry, we'll protect you. You just gotta be our good little pet, okay?" Hyunjae whispered, wiping the tears you didn't know had fallen.

"No. Let me go please. I won't say anything." You sobbed.

"That isn't an option, we watched you for years, we just had to get you back." Haknyeon responded.

"We'll treat you like a princess if you act like one." Chanhee said.

"Will you be good for us?" Changmin asked.

"You want to be good for us, don't you~" Sunwoo continued, as his hand went further up your thigh.

"I....I do want to be good." You said without thinking.

It was as if your mind gave up. You had eleven men in front of you willing to give you everything you wanted, only if you behaved.

The group smiled and knew with a little more manipulation, you'd be theirs in no time.

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Tags:

@sanaxo-o @parkjihoonsnudes @jongseongsnudes

[glittter-gel]

blond boyz headcannons cuz they mean the world to me

- yamamoto smells REALLY good and everyone always asks what he uses but hes only every told the other 4

- terushima makes rubber band keychains and all of them have an absurd amount of them

- yamamoto has had a 12 year long hyperfixation on pokemon so everyone else (unwillingly) knows every little bit of information abt it

- all of their sisters treat them all like their brothers, whether theyre actually related or not

- kyōtani and noya have an unhealthy amount of stuffed animals

- tanakas the main person that takes care of everyones hair (cuts it, buzzes it, dyes it, etc)

- tanaka and kyōtani knew eachother since they popped out the womb, teru and noya were neighbors and best friends, and the whole friendgroup started cuz yamamoto was a mutual friend of everyones

- noya schedules most of their hangouts (in the randomest of places)

- when they actually hangout at one of their houses its normally terus

- kyōtani and teru are both trans and a little thing that makes them feel more seen as guys is that the other 3 dont go easy on them when wrestling like how most guys do when theyre wrestling with girls

- tanaka and noya do drag from time to time (they got into it cuz kyōtani kept doing their make up)

- yamamoto and noya have the biggest skincare routine known to man

- teru noya and tanaka used to have a FAT crush on kyōtanis dad

- when one of them loses their virginity they collectively throw a party with a cake that says "virginity" with a 🚫 over it

- they all name inatimate objects (noyas bong is named jubilee, kyōtanis couch is ezra, yamamotos pillow is named wendy, etc)

- most diverse music taste and clothing style youve every seen in a friendgroup

- noya and kyōtani are both semi-nonberbal

- tanaka has BAD texture issues with anything and everything

- teru gets overstimulated really easily despite being one of the most overstimulating people out there

- so many .5 pictures

- everyones arms and legs almost always have sharpie drawings all over them

- tanakas the designated driver (he shouldnt be, the only reason he is is because hes the only one with a car, kyōtanis the one they actually trust with driving)

- theres no "mom" of the friendgroup (in the words of trixie mattel "just because we're all babies doesnt mean theres a sitter")

- they sing together a lot, music is like their love language

- matching stick and pokes (its just 5 dots on their left ring finger)

- theyre all banned from costco

[writingsofwesteros]

When Nora entered the throne room, Aegon's boys straightened up, and Aegon gave her a lazy smirk- he certainly did not regret that his sister spent much coin on those gowns, not when they made her look so delectable. "My King," She walked past his boys, hardly sparing them a glance even as they stared at her like lost puppies, desperate for the she-dragon to spare them a glance of her siren-esque purple eyes, standing in front of Aegon on the throne. "Sister," He kissed her hand, then her inner wrist- why did she and Hel smell so damn good? He had a sneaking suspicion that they bathed together this morning, and gods, now he wished he woke early to see that- "Tonight we celebrate Daeron's victory in the Reach, his victory in battle and his rescue of grandsire." She informed him, as he pressed needy kisses to her fingers. "Mmm," Aegon mumbled. "A feast?" The blonde one- Nora didn't really bother to learn their names, really- asked. She turned to him, humming, "A private celebration, I'm afraid. Just family." Aegon grinned. "Ah, why didn't you say so, sister?" "Don't be late," Nora purred. "Or we shall start without you My King." She turned, her hips moving as she walked away, Aegon realising his boyz were staring- one of them practically drooling. He cleared his throat, and they jumped out of their reverie, turning back to Aegon. "Do not ogle the Princess." Aegon said roughly. "Twats." He took a sip of his wine, thinking of what hedonism he and his siblings will indulge in tonight with Daeron's return- they four decided when Daeron returned they would fully expose him to their heritage, bring him into their debaucherous fold.

I love Aegon and his boyz

Nora is such a siren in every sense of the word.

He had a sneaking suspicion that they bathed together this morning, and gods, now he wished he woke early to see that

That's what he gets for being such a lazy king; sometimes Aemond holds his council in his place but with complete loyalty to his King now

[dailyrmdoodle]

Perusing your Royal Margarine playlist because of course I am (rm enjoyer) and I'm REALLY invested in the musical vibes..... Could you talk about what made you put some of these songs in the playlist? You don't have to explain the decision-making process for the inclusion of Every song on there, just the ones you'd like to discuss :)

Also saw Cannibal Queen by Miniature Tigers on there and 1) YAYYY I LOVE THAT SONG AND BAND 2) I enjoy it for RM 😊 if you were willing to listen to another Miniature Tigers song (especially for RM), I would recommend Bullfighter Jacket

YESYES YES GGGGRGEHRGRGRHRG MY PLAYLIST IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME, HALF OF MY DISEASE COMES FROM THERE, IM SICK, IM SICK, OOOUUUGHH THIS MAN, IVE DEDICATED HOURS OF MY LIFE TO HIM

ahem

Most of the songs I have on there can fall into a few categories, there's a lot of stuff so let's see if I can list them out, uhhh...

Songs that reflect his mental state and the way the acts, why he does things, what he's actually thinking underneath, things like that. (Some examples of those I'd say are like, My ugly, Puppet loosely strung, Noel's lament, The view from halfway down, One big beautiful sound, and many others that I can't list or else we'll be here all day.) Most of those songs end up being from musicals, because musical songs are really meant for showing character and that works great for my purposes. Also they're quite jazzy and swing-y for lack of a better term, which I think it fits him pretty well!

Pining and breakup songs, because holy shit look at him. You cannot tell me this man hasn't had like, so many people that he pines for or had a crush on at some point. *Slaps trunk of car* this bad boy can fit so many unrequited crushes in him. RM to me is the kind of guy that gets crushes very easily and very fast, and the worst thing is they're pretty genuine! He's just, terrible at commitment and honestly uses romance to not have to think about the parts of his life that he doesn't want, so he puts all his self worth into romance specifically. I'm going to squish him.

Songs that just generally fit his vibes to me tbh? I have at least a few instrumentals in there, and they give me him thoughts so I put them in. It's fun to imagine him being stupid and goofy and dancing tango (I still wanna animate that someday)

Sad ass songs because yeah. These fit in the first category, but they also deserve their own category because there's just, too many of them. HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIS EMOTIONS, BUT HE HAS SO MANY OF THEM. God please let him actually be genuine and open up God please.

Thirst trap songs I stole from some edits online. Next.

Sometimes shitpost songs that I think are funny and yet they still fit him, like blonde boyz and red flags. It's funny idk what to tell you. I don't have too many of those on there but I am accepting more because they make my day.

Songs that make me think of animatics and scenes!! These also go for a lot of musical songs, but also JHARIAH WHEN I CATCH YOU JHARIAH. Usually these make me sad!

Usually, a song will definitely fit these categories, but it's also very VERY common that I will just, grab a song and streeeecth it meaning wise so it can fit in his playlist because I already liked that song before and I like my blorbo being associated with one of my favorite songs. There are so many of those in there.

And I think that's it? I might've missed some category, but that's fine. I can also definitely go into specific detail about each and every song on that playlist if asked but I will not do that on this post because that would be SO MANY WORDS. Indulge me someday perhaps however, if you dare.

(And btw, I listened to that song!! I like it a lot!! It is in his playlist now :) stoopid pining man <3)

[shuubah]

Look-Alikes of LDH JAPAN

Lately I've been noticing that several members of the new generation groups of LDH JAPAN resemble their seniors, so much so that they could be mistaken as twins! Here are all the ones who caught my attention until now.

The last one will be a surprise!

1. Kaede and Masuda Kurea

Kaede is a former member of Happiness and E-girls, currently active as a member of f5ve (formerly known as SG5). Kurea is a member of Girls², magical² and belonged to KIZZY and Bunnies (E-girls pyramid) as an EXPG student.

E-girls × Girls² combination, yes! And the resemblance is uncanny!!

My favorite LDH twins by far. 🩷 Kurea really is like a younger version of Kaede.

2. Sato Taiki and Yamada Kodai

Taiki is a member of EXILE and FANTASTICS. Kodai is from LIL LEAGUE.

Personally speaking, I rarely ever find them to be similar, if at all. But a lot of people say they look like twins.

3. WEESA and Nanba Sora

WEESA is one of the vocalists of PSYCHIC FEVER. Sora is a member of LIL LEAGUE.

Predecessor and successor of EXILE TRIBE's youngest member. They're also the youngest in their respective collective groups, Jr.EXILE and NEO EXILE.

It was only recently that I noticed their similarities when they collaborated in a video a short while ago.

4. Sunada Masahiro and Nakamura Aoi

Masahiro is one of the vocalists of BALLISTIK BOYZ. Aoi is a performer and rapper from THE JET BOY BANGERZ. He's also a part of the dance crew SEPTENI RAPTURES which competes in D.League.

Honestly, they're twinning harder than even actual (fraternal) twins!!

They're both the youngest members in their respective groups, and look older than their actual ages.

5. Kano Yoshiyuki and Ishikawa Kota

Another same groups combination. Except Kota is a vocalist, not a member of any other dance unit.

One pair isn't enough, so we got double twins for BALLISTIK BOYZ × THE JET BOY BANGERZ!!

If corporate needed me to find differences between these two, I'd say they're one and the same!!

6. Hidaka Ryuta and Kawaguchi Soma

Ryuta is a vocalist of BALLISTIK BOYZ. Soma is a rapper and performer of KID PHENOMENON.

One more BALLISTIK BOYZ member. But this time rather than having similar faces, they share similar hairstyles and postures.

7. RYOJI and Sato Shunnosuke

RYOJI is simultaneously a member of WOLF HOWL HARMONY and DEEP SQUAD. Shunnosuke belongs to KID PHENOMENON as a rapper and performer.

The only NEO EXILE twins in the bunch.

These photos are screenshots from an Instagram live where KIDPHENO members were copying WOLF HOWL HARMONY members, and they made good use of their similar looks by making Shun-chan mimic RYOJI!

And now, time for the last pairing. Let's have a little twist for the ending, shall we? Get ready!

Dun dun dun!!

Coming in

3...

2...

1!

Ta-da!

8. Tsuruya Misaki and Handa Ryushin

Misaki is a member of Girls² and magical². Ryushin is from PSYCHIC FEVER.

The only girl and boy twins!! 🎉 Did I catch you off guard!? Did I?? Did I???! (☆▽☆)

Sorry Ryushin, but you really do look like Misaki with your blond hair. 💀 Misaki is the cool senior, while Ryushin is the cutie junior. (◡ ω ◡)

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And that concludes my list of look-alikes of LDH JAPAN. What did you think? Do you have any other twins in your mind? If so, do share it. That's all from me. Toodles~

[blowflyfag]

WWE SMACKDOWN MAGAZINE: SEPTEMBER 2005

MNM

“WE’RE GOING TO BE BIGGER THAN ELVIS”

By Keith Elliot Greenberg

You might say that MNM is rewriting history one snapshots at a time. Each time one of the paparazzi snaps their picture, it helps their star shine just a little bit brighter. In fact, they enjoy having their picture taken so much that they named their fishing move the Snapshot. And similarly, every time they nail the move, it brings them one step closer to becoming one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

With each victory, the trio becomes more and more resentful of those who apparently dismissed MNM as a fad that would soon fade. In the August issue of Smackdown! Magazine, Nitro said, “We're going to be bigger than Elvis, bigger than the Beatles.”

When you make statements as pompous as that, it’s understood that many will root against you. But MNM expected contempt from opponents, as well as the fans they’d derided as “too weird, too fat, too stupid, too scared, or too damn normal.” Now the trio believes their harshest detractors are the same journalists and paparazzi profiting from covering the electrifying new tag team.

“I have plenty of admirers in high places who’ve told me what these weasel journalists utter behind our backs,” Melina says. “I heard that some even started a pool over whether we’d be on a losing streak by the time the August issue of SmackDown! On sale–and guess who’s on the cover?” 

To a degree, Melina’s self-righteousness is reasonable. After all, many observers initially tagged MNM as the team more famous for its look than anything else. Even before their first match on SmackDown!, MNM was trailed by photographers more intrigued by the threesomes' unique appearance than its achievements.

When Nitro & Mercury captured the WWE Tag Team Championship in their very first match, the popular consensus was that the gold would slip through their fingers right away. They were too arrogant, too shallow and too inexperienced to remain at the top of the tag team ranks. Somehow, MNM proved all their critics wrong. And, now, when the paparazzi appear, there’s a legitimate reason why the pictures are in such great demand. 

In April, the team came out of nowhere and captured the titles from Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio–two proud Latino stars not accustomed to getting bested by untested talent. Although tensions had been simmering between Guerrero & Mysterio already, the loss sent their relationship into a tailspin. The two were soon bitter enemies, and when they reconciled for one night to challenge for MNM’s championship, the result was disastrous.

In the aftermath, Mysterio was plagued by troubling doubts, while Guerrero appeared to be possessed by demons. Meanwhile, MNM’s light only burned brighter. 

“That’s what we do,” Melina says, “We take the icons you people have chosen to worship, and we reduce them to nothing. We’re competitors, baby. And when you compete, some people lose and some people win.” “We happen to choose the latter.”

That was made abundantly clear when MNM tangled with Heidenreich and his new “friend,” Road Warrior Animal. The cocky young tag team held their ground against Animal–at one time one-half of perhaps the greatest tag team ever-refusing to be intimidated by his legendary status.

“The Road Warriors, The Midnight Express, The British Bulldogs, The Dudley Boyz, all those tag teams everyone talks about as being so great,” Melina says. “Yeah, they were probably all right in their day, but that’s the past. This is now. MNM is the tag team of the present, and of the future. Deal with it.” For Melina, that aggressive spirit extends outside the realm of tag team combat. Repelled by the notion that her fellow WWE Divas are paragons of beauty, Melina has used both violent language and sadistic behavior to diminish their status.

In one memorable confrontation with Michelle McCool, Melina actually asked her boys to remain backstage. Melina then tore into the athletic blonde with an aptitude that matched the newcomer’s managerial abilities. In the end, Melina survived a dropkick and a spear. But as her opponents straddled the ropes, punching downward, Melina shook off the bows, snatched Michelle, and defeated her with a powerbomb. 

Even among MNM’s enemies, there were immediate comparison to other females who established themselves in WWE as managers, but ultimately transcended the role.

Today, for instance, few recall that Trish Stratus actually entered WWE as the manager of T&A–the hulking duo of Albert (later A-Train) and Test. Like Melina, Trish drew fans with her good looks, but she had greater ambitions. After she struck out on her own, she dominated the Women’s Division.

Parallels have also been made to Sunny, the stunning cover girl who shepherded several teams to tag team gold in the mid-1990s. In the process, she gained a reputation as a woman who pretty much attained anything she desired. 

Others theorize that Melina’s career may most closely resemble that of Sensational Sherri. At different stages, Sherri managed Shawn Michaels, Randy Savage and Ric Flair, and also held the Women’s Championship.

Yet, those who focus on Melina fall into the trap MNM hopes to set–diverting opponents away from the strengths and weaknesses of Nitro & Mercury.

Mercury all but admitted this recently when he told a reporter, “While our opponents are busy thinking about Melina, talking about Melina, and, yes, fantasizing about Melina, Johnny and I can pretty much step into that ring and do whatever we want to them.”

Because of their early success, Nitro &N Mercury’s potential is sometimes compared with the records of other WWE newcomers who swiftly rocket to the top of their profession. But such comparisons mean little to them.

“We hear people comparing us to guys from back in the day like Kerry Von Erich, because he burst on the scene and won the Intercontinental title right away,” Mercury says. “But those people just don’t get it. Bon Erich already established himself years before when he beat Ric Flair for the NWA title. Unlike the ‘Texas Tornado,’ we walked into WWE cold. We came out of nowhere and shocked all the so-called experts.”

“I mean, sure there were Superstars like Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar who came here and won titles right off the bat, but even those guys didn’t do what we did,” Nitro says. “Angle was an Olympic gold medalist; Lesnar was an NCAA Champion. WWE fans had no idea who we were that first night, when we debuted in Madison Square Garden. But we changed all that by winning the WWE Tag team titles that same night. Now, everyone knows who we are.” Perhaps it’s more appropriate to measure MNM next to Carlito, who won the U.S. Championship in his first SmackDown! match, or Christian, who earned the Light Heavyweight title in his WWE debut. Both came out of nowhere and very quickly grabbed the spotlight. And in both their cases, they have remained among WWE’s elite ever since.

“To all those people who say we got lucky, I have news for you,” Nitro says. “We were lucky the day we were born. Not everyone is blessed with the attributes we were given. And that’s too bad. But nobody says that life is fair. It’s not really our fault if we’re perfect in an imperfect world.”

It’s an attitude MNM carries on the red carpet and , as the results have shown, into the ring as well.