boy, but i do love watching companies burn because of their own greed, callousness, disassociation from reality, and short-sighted decisions. It's delicious.
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Me searching up something that is referring to something so niche and vague you'd have to basically just be me to understand: HAH the readers are gonna love this totally sick and original joke
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Training to be colored - Because in D3 I had already done silly doodles of my sorcerer with Diablo (two big dumbasses) and here we are now... with the last generation and another primordial demon I guess it runs in the family
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I'm a DM. so instead of PCs I make my NPCs kiss
I just think the silver dragon masquerading as a human and the arcane professor who bound his soul to his spell tome should kiss and bond over their interests in history.
🙈if you're my players you don't see this
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"The Fight" (part 2/2)
Abarant starts with a classic fireball
Scrumptious counters with an icicle
The Teal Mage places a fire wall
Lizzard's right now in a pickle
The opponent sees Lizzard's eyes bawl
The lizzer quickly summons an ice sickle
Quick counter, Abarant goes with flame crawl
Time for the Lizzard to use his big deal
As flames crawl up to him, he lets himself chill
And so, he casts the meta spell, great blizzard
Scrumptious the Lizzard, truly a great wizzard
But even the Roman Empire fell one day
And so The Great Lizzer Wizzer also may
Teal Abarant sees the blizzard, he thinks fast
He has a good idea, time for him to cast
His spell was or would have been "Time travel"
He goes back in time, what a marvel
As this spell only creates eternal loops
Resumes the earlier Fight of the two elite troops
Abarant replaced his earlier self with himself
When it again gets to the great blizzard
The Teal casts "Time travel", what a wizzard
The Fight is now looped, Abarant forever stuck
Nobody will win, nobody will loose, a tie, fuck
The hillside slowly will deteriorate
But Abarant saved lots of wizzers, no debate
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Snowball Slinging
Blizzard Brawl
Frost Bite
Rime Infusion
A set of three Snow spells from Magic: the Gathering, in line with my winter-theme for this month. These spells were voted on by my supporters over at Patreon, who also got access to them a week early!
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A quick flat commission of an ice wizard kobold!
Or as I like to say,
A Blizzard Wizard Lizard
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Stored Arcanine Magic
A sketch for {fablizzyfox} from my weekly sketch streams!
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shadow blizzard money gang (we love harassing women) OOOAAAAOOOH sponsored by -the USA government- legalize nuclear bOmbs
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Extremely disappointed my latest follower was a porn bot:
That name is So Cool!
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Thanks to all the blizzard wizards out at HAARP for making this possible.
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