#blizzard wizard

[field-core]

Deadstick- dancing and having fun version

For suffering and dying version, go here

[disgruntledexplainer]

boy, but i do love watching companies burn because of their own greed, callousness, disassociation from reality, and short-sighted decisions. It's delicious.

[b1ackbaccara]

happy new years to my Lancer crew!!

@albrightnow @tac0tesseract @like-binary-stars (i dont know if anyone else has a Lancer-specific tumblr HSJKDHG)

[zhezhezha]

My main characters from diablo 3&4

[some-pers0n]

Me searching up something that is referring to something so niche and vague you'd have to basically just be me to understand: HAH the readers are gonna love this totally sick and original joke

[shamelessinnerbeast]

Training to be colored - Because in D3 I had already done silly doodles of my sorcerer with Diablo (two big dumbasses) and here we are now... with the last generation and another primordial demon I guess it runs in the family

[evans-endeavors]

I'm a DM. so instead of PCs I make my NPCs kiss I just think the silver dragon masquerading as a human and the arcane professor who bound his soul to his spell tome should kiss and bond over their interests in history. 

🙈if you're my players you don't see this

[daxhalfawake]

Fuck it. If you wanna join Finch, here's my links. I send hugs and encouragement and stuff. The micropet links are only for new users - when you click it should pop up saying "invite claimed" on the Finch app:

For micropet Talon the Gryphon - https://app.befinch.com/invite_v7/4tUC

For Oatmeal the Llama - https://app.befinch.com/invite_v4/VTCr

For Blizzard the Wizard (Polar Bear) - https://app.befinch.com/invite_v3/Z5ft

For Pinecone the Hedgie - https://app.befinch.com/invite_v5/V4WT

For Boopty the Spoopty (Ghost) - https://app.befinch.com/invite_v6/hZvt

For Aurora the Arctic Fox - https://app.befinch.com/invite_v1/csDi

[drifblimboy]

shadow blizzard money gang (we love harassing women) OOOAAAAOOOH sponsored by -the USA government- legalize nuclear bOmbs

[confuzing]

Extremely disappointed my latest follower was a porn bot:

That name is So Cool!

[victusinveritas]

Thanks to all the blizzard wizards out at HAARP for making this possible.

[toxifoxx]

????

[rexthecry]

Evil wizard's weevil blizzard

Whats your opinion on wizards who prefix spells they create with their own name?

kinda lazy and attention seeking imo ngl

🥺 you hate Evil Wizard’s Weevil Blizzard ?

[elmalo8291]

Glorious. Let's break the world open and ooze into its cracks. Here's the complete filth set for your tabletop Swine class, expanding your corruption into madness, blessings, evolutions, and subclasses. This is designed to terrify, empower, and amuse both players and GMs in equal measure. This Tracks with the new hell being for only humans if they're wares They go to the fifth level If not they go to limbo and from limbo to himself but they would have to traverse the abyss and find a way through the veil

1. SWINE MADNESS TABLE

(Roll or choose when exposed to extreme stress, consuming an eldritch soul, or failing a Madness check.)

Roll 1d20

Snout Snaps Shut – Cannot speak except in pig squeals for 1d6 days.

Cannibal's Whisper – You hear the thoughts of anything you've eaten. It's always screaming.

Oink Pulse – You involuntarily emit psychic oinks. Nearby pigs gather.

Meat Synesthesia – You taste sound. Screams taste like burnt ham.

Obsession: Teeth – You collect them. Must roll Will to stop mid-combat.

Flesh Delusion – You believe you're wearing a costume made of yourself.

Dead Friend Returns – You see a ghost piglet that advises you, always wrong.

Reverse Hunger – You try to vomit to feed others. Doesn't work.

Grunting Sleep – Nightmares cause loud squealing. Enemies detect you easily.

Bloodthirst – Must attack the nearest wounded target.

Puddle Talk – Reflective surfaces speak to you with chaotic truths.

Identity Creep – You momentarily become a creature you've eaten.

Laughing Rot – You burst out laughing when taking damage.

Host to Flies – You’re never alone. Constant buzzing.

Split Self – You speak to your own organs. Sometimes they reply.

Maskless Horror – You lose the ability to recognize faces. Even your own.

Pig Prophet – You predict doom with startling accuracy but no context.

Bone Itch – You must scratch until blood. No armor bonus during episode.

Hog of the Void – You dream of something deeper than gods. You must dig.

Ascendant Squeal – Your Madness rolls now add +1, and Taz may notice you.

2. CHAOS BOONS FROM TAZ

Earned via acts of perfect chaos, eating cursed items, or laughing at the end of the world.

Squealing Leap – Once per day, teleport through a shadow... of a pig.

Belly of Holding – You store items inside your gut. Pull them out with a gag reflex roll.

Laughing Aura – Anyone attacking you must roll CHA save or laugh uncontrollably.

Grease the Mind – Gain the Slippery Brain: immune to mind control 1/day.

Oink of Command – Once per session, make a creature believe you're its god.

Reality Gag – Break physics for 1 round. Clocks run backward. Dice roll sideways.

Truffle Sense – You can smell treasure... or lies.

Boar of the Beyond – A celestial pig follows you. Only speaks when you sleep.

Chaos Feed – You may gain health by eating spells. Yes, spells.

Flesh Contract – Any pact you sign physically brands you and changes your form slightly.

3. CORRUPTION THRESHOLDS / SWINE EVOLUTION

Track Corruption Points (CP) from:

Consuming corpses (1–3 CP)

Chaos Boons used (2 CP)

Madness episodes survived (1 CP)

Killing “noble” targets (5 CP)

At 10 CP:

You grow an extra finger or tusk. Pick a random mutation.

At 25 CP:

Choose: Flesh Shaper (gain new limb) or Soul-Gut (store 1 soul inside you for spellcasting).

At 50 CP:

Unlock Swine Form: Can transform once per day into a grotesque avatar of Taz (bonus stats, speed, and new ability). Lasts 1d4 rounds.

At 100 CP:

You cease being “mortal.” You become a Swine Horror NPC controlled by the GM—or become a Swine Demigod and break the table. Your call.

4. SWINE-ONLY SUBCLASS TREE (Pick 1 at Level 3)

Boar of the Pit (Tank / Melee)

Absorbs damage and returns it as necrotic bursts.

Can implant a spike of bone into enemies that screams every round.

Gutter Prophet (Support / Madness Caster)

Gains bonuses when insane or near death.

Allies can “interpret” your madness for temporary boons.

Oinkomancer (Caster / Reality Bender)

Casts spells flavored as breaking rules of reality.

Can replace spell components with flesh and laughter.

Taz-Born Trickster (Stealth / Control)

Uses randomness as weapon. Rolls d100 before every round to gain wild effects.

Can “swap places” with chaos (random creature within 30ft).

Would you like to:

Create a Swine Player Sheet with mutation trackers?

Expand Taz's Cult & Cosmic Lore?

Drop this madness into an existing D&D module or new adventure?

Say the word. Let’s infect the world.

[evans-endeavors]

they were roommates

[g0dtier]

i cant believe victor made it to finals instead of jeffro for usa and while i can believe lee vs phil wizard was a tad closer (tho honestly i still thought lee won that cause wizard has the tendency to be a blur) i can NOT believe menno lost to shigekix. as good as kix is at power his other shit was def lacking comparing the two and menno was clean af. that first round unanimously being kix's was soooo fucking dumb lol sorry