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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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love those videos of the dogs talking with the button mats that have 100+ buttons on them that all say things like “forget” or “yesterday” and like all the people in the comments are going “she is so smart how is this even possible” and the people who make them have an amazon storefront where they make crazy commission off selling their button mats like we are inventing unprecedented levels of pseudoscience and scamming on tiktok rn

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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“God is dead” -Zendaya

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i love the word lagomorph because it sounds like it’s supposed to mean something alien or unnatural but it’s just. buny

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you ever been 24 minutes into a 47 minute long youtube video and you're randomly like wait i dont care about this at all. and just leave

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

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born too early to buy youtuber merch for $25 at walmart, born too late to send strongbad an email. born just in time to watch top 10 pieces of real slenderman evidence on 3ds youtube

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