Hi im bird any pronouns are cool. late 20s. i got a bachelor in fine arts
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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself
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violent J's girlfriend made him soper slime pie. No this is not a joke
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i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds
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people really glamorise geology. they think it's all about memorising kinds of rocks and doing boring tedious things like that but actually they make you fuck them. they make you fuck the rocks. it's horrible.
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Reading reviews of loft beds and dawn is absolutely dragging her son on here instead of reviewing the product. Howling
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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Annoying dog people but in the pokemon world would be crazy like hey is it okay if I bring my pet steelix to the BBQ oh don't worry she's such a sweetheart! She doesn't bite!
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