#blissedout

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

I just finished playing Sam & Max: Save the World yesterday and inspiration hit me like a freight train, Max's vices are very interesting

The art was created by: https://twitter.com/neonpawp, they're very talented so check them out!

Max's Vices with Reader (Part 1)

This day was certainly… strange to say the least, to say the most a sociopathic wizard had just split up multiple parts of your boyfriend Max after enslaving the world

Now you, Sam, and a Blissed-Out Max have to find his "vices" in order to return him back to normal

You stared down at the Blissed-Out Max as he clung onto you, it would be cute if he was actually himself

"Max, if I give you my gun will you promise to at least act normal?" You offered it to him but much to your horror he politely declined

"Of course not, violence is never the answer, dear." You stared at him with a chill running up your spine, he's really that far gone huh?

You better find his vices and you better find them soon or else you'll be stuck with this horrible version of the lagomorph you love

First on the doctrine was Murderous Max, thank goodness that may be the part of him you miss most!

Luckily he was easy to find as he was still inside The Blister of Tranquillity, just hopping around in the same spot trying to shoot, well… everything and everyone

"Max?" Sam asked making Murderous Max turn around, staring at you with a deranged glee, even more deranged than regular Max's glee!

He started to shoot at you all making you panic and approach him, "Max! Please don't hurt us!"

"Hurt ya? I ain't gonna hurt ya babe, just those chumps near ya." Murderous Max replied not stopping but also clearly trying to miss you

As you weren't entirely sure what else to do and Sam and Blissed-Out Max were far too busy avoiding bullets you put your plan into action, you can only hope it actually works…

You pulled Murderous Max into a hug, one he immediately returned "Aw babe, if you wanted a hug you could've just asked"

"My turn next!" Blissed-Out Max smiled at you, as he was too gone to get jealous like he usually would

"You can count on it." You pulled off Murderous Max's hand letting go of him, he looked at you shocked and a little hurt before disappearing

You pulled Blissed-Out Max into a hug, slotting his hand back onto his arm, "How are you feeling Maxie?"

"I wanna hit stuff with a hammer!" You were so relieved, well until… "So I can repair the office!"

You sighed, walking to the door, "At least it's one down and two more to go." Sam grabbed your shoulder making you nod at him before grabbing the door to return back to the surface of the moon

Fin

[weirdknotz]

Rope drunk

[hairenya]

Someone discovered the concept of chin rests today and is loving them

[valiantroyalty]

Ariel turned her head just to capture Eric’s mouth in a soft kiss. It was a little teasing to kiss the corner of her mouth and not go in for a full kiss! She hummed in approval as he used her native tongue, pleased he’s caught on so quickly. Her own English was rapidly improving too, which meant less of a language barrier. “So warm,” she murmured as she snuggled against him. She loved his heat, how easily he made her warm. It wasn’t warm at all in the ocean unless near the surface. Here, she can sap as much of his body heat as she’d like.

She continued to scream, unable to help herself. They’re still distinguishable despite being muffled by such a heated kiss. Ariel couldn’t keep up, she couldn’t process so much at once. The desperate thrusts, the wild dance of their tongues, the bliss from her sudden orgasm, which had made a mess between them. She did her best to toy with his tongue, to keep herself grounded but it’s so difficult. Her hips bucked helplessly against his, as if trying to get his cock deeper inside her.

”Eric!” She instantly screamed out once their kiss broke. She’s thrown into another harsh orgasm, the same time as his, her walls milking him for all he’s worth as she shook beneath him. It’s hard to catch her breath, she’s struggling - much like the bed. Somewhere she heard this large crack in the midst of their mutual passion but she couldn’t bring herself to care. Ariel breathed heavily as she held him close, tight, secure. She’s so blissedout, she’s trembling. “So.. good.. fuck me s-so good..”

she’s observant. Ariel has noticed the same man day in, day out, near the shore. Nearby this one animal Center, sne knows. What it was exactly, she isnt sure. She’s nearly been sighted a few times from her dangerous curiosity. From both the guy and the Center. She’s seen animals being taken in and not come out. Was this place dangerous? As princess of the sea, she figured it’s her job to find out.

except in her curiosity she’s gotten caught. She noticed the man arrive and her tail had caught between a half hidden net, which caused her to panic. And to splash anoit, which made her existence a bit obvious.

@notwhileimcaptain

[hannahcrazyhawk]

Organization Sorcery 🧙‍♂️ This is a card table. That is a large laundry basket full of trash. The resulting organization is pure joy. And it's accessible now and not a supermassive black hole—pure bliss. #stayhome #bathroomorganization #homestyle #blissedout #bathroominspo #homedesign #organizationideas #organizations #homeorganizer #blissfull #bathrooms #bathroomremodel #organizedhome #cleaningmotivation #adultlife #cleaninghouse #blissfulmoments #underthesink #adultingishard #successtips #tasks #productivitytips #cosmetics #neutrogena #cleaninghacks #accomplished www.hannahcrazyhawk.com (at Eugene, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaV06EAJD9a/?utm_medium=tumblr

[brettesims]

🌼✌🏽🌼 Today was an AMAZING day! Special announcements about @stukdesigns campaign tomorrow! And don’t miss @stacydoreen’s and my Fempreneur Friday tomorrow at 9:30am PST! I will drop the deets there. 💚🌼💚 🖍 #artbybrette 👚- Tee by me and @southcentralj 📸- by my fabulous intern @jadasiarose . . . . #artist #entrepreneur #joy #blissedout #artists #femaleartist #womeninthearts #entrepreneurlife #smile #blackart #blackartist #femalefounder #womanceo #artpassion #artsy #believeinyourself #peaceandlove #laugh #healthiswealth #consciousness #spiritualawakening #beyourself #shareyourstory #fempreneur #opalite #crystals #workflow #ootd #vogue https://www.instagram.com/p/CSN-9FJn_Km/?utm_medium=tumblr

[twistedtwinsproductions]

Good morning from her majesty, Princess Diana!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 #TopOfTheMorningToYa #RottieHottie #BlissedOut https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ88hYjKUAW5vcGzpsay_UCqj6PsS0gVTKduzs0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ratsandrocknroll]

Starting to feel more and more like myself again #blissedout #growth #mentalhealth #selflove #selfie #ginger #gingergirls #dyedgirls #altgirls #redhead #redhair #yellowhair #neonhair #dyedhair #motd #fotd #faceoftheday #makeup #beauty #ebrxo #glam #eyeshadow #lipstick (at Dunedin, New Zealand) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB-rjFRA7b5/?igshid=1h37fwjz20t0i

[yestantra]

You’re partner shouldn’t STRESS you out.... They should BLISS you out! 🙌Learn these Tantric skills. 👑 • Repost @drewbiljohn 🙌 “This needs to be the reality for how men and women relate sexu@lly. The woman is satisfied... blissful... relaxed... peaceful... in love with existence. The man is empowered... kingly... rejuvenated... with an unstoppable strength of character, ready to take on the world. “ - @drewbiljohn #satisfyourwomen #makelove #sexualpleasure #tantra #sexuality #kingly #empowerment #feminine #spirituality #energyhealing #femalepleasure #yestantra #blissedout #blissful (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8zVtfnnJka/?igshid=yd30a734tzu

[ayearoferewhon]

#Repost @tessla_venus ・・・ 🌿✨ Feeling fucking incredible today 🌈 Really feeling the flow of the universe aligned with my vision, passions and dreams 🙏🏽 #deepcreek #blissedout #gaia

[highladyofhealing]

I just returned from the best vacation of my life. We flew to Florida and met our newfound biological family, my incredible 94 year old great grandfather, my wonderful new aunts and cousins and grandparents and more, including a cousin who was born 7 years after me on my birthday and we are so alike it’s hilarious!⠀ ⠀ I also followed my joy and made a new and synchronistic friend. We did reiki by the water and had the most amazing healing experience together that I can barely even describe.⠀ ⠀ I feel blessed! I feel so welcomed and loved! I feel like #Florida is fantastic! I feel #sunburnt 😂💃🏻🔥⠀ ⠀ And now I’m home and everything is working out for me beautifully.⠀ ⠀ I seriously can’t even tell you how happy I am. I hope that you are blessed with joy today!!⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #grateful🙌 #synchronistic #reikihealing #vacation🌴 #smilesformiles #blissedout #💃🏻 #flowersinherhair (at Florida) https://www.instagram.com/arialynna/p/Bw8Ppbel5M8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b8dfaib9cfda

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

Art by: https://twitter.com/neonpawp

Max's Vices with Reader (Part 3/Final Part)

As you arrived back to the moon you saw Slothful Max still lying there

You sat down next to him and decided to just be polite and flat out ask him

"Hey Max, do you mind rolling over?" You tried to be as sweet as possible, but of course nothing is ever that easy

"I would, Love, but I'm way too comfortable." Well, if that's case then there's always other ways

"But I wanna spoon." You looked at Slothful Max with big puppy dog eyes making him blush

"Well, I guess I can if that's the reason…" He slowly rolled onto his side but when he finally finished you pulled his tail off of him

You couldn't see his face as he dissolved but your sure he must be as upset as the others, no matter this was all for your actual Max

Sam walked over to you and you smiled up at him, "Got the last piece."

"Great work!" Sam cheered and you sighed turning over to Blissed-Out Max, you smiled widely slotting the final piece into his backside

Max fainted before only minutes later waking back up, he sat up and held his head

"Doll, what happened?" He smiled up at you, finally he was back to himself!

You wrapped your arms around him, some tears escaping your eyes

"Doll? Who hurt ya?" He growled taking out his gun, yep this really was your Max

"No one, I'm just so happy you're okay." You pulled away from the hug to cup his face before kissing his cheek

"Of course I am. Now I think we have a looney wizard to sort out."

Fin

[bronwyngreenauthor]

So, this is what 30 years married looks like. A lot more weight. A lot less hair. A lot less satin (thank fuck, for that!) 2 amazing kids. Many tears. So much laughter. And more love than I’d ever imagined was possible. Last night was our wedding anniversary. After supper, we went to my favorite (lower peninsula) Lake Michigan beach, took a walk, hunted for cool stones (found a heart-shaped rock, a tiny Petosky stone, a faery stone, and what looks like rose quartz along with plenty of others. We watched the sun set and listened to the lake’s lullaby. Total bliss. #weddinganniversary #piercove #beachwalk #marriedlife #lovethismoment #lovemylife #lakemichigan #puremichigan #writersofinstagram #igwriters #30years #writerslife #sunset #waves #totalbliss #blissedout (at Pier Cove Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByTZn8-g2nl/?igshid=1mrpy0w3gvkne

[disperseintothetrees]

This is my face after sending it down East Wall on my final ski day of the season. 😆😆 Beyond grateful to have been able to live in the mountains for this rowdy season! After spraining my AC joint I honesty thought I’d never get to the point I was at before, but thanks to my amazing friends, Not only was I sending it down black’s but I also took the CAT to the top of Loveland and sent it down Gate 3! So what better way to end it then finding the smoke shack and celebrating? Thanks @findhappinessoutside for this shot and thank you and @iamskulligan for being patient with me all season ad giving me tips to improve! Bring on camping season! (But secretly already stoked for next season, so bring on the POW!) ❄️❄️❄️ . . . . . #skibum #happyme #snowday #springskiing #abay #summitcounty #girlswhoski #sendit #blackdiamond #blissedout #winterwonderland #smith #cbdwellness #staymedicated (at Arapahoe Basin) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxpRe4OBUAl/?igshid=1nd5n6wu8iw09

[vloggins]

#blissedout #buda #hairmaintenance #yogateacher #singersongwriter #sustainabilitymatters #youonlygivemeyourfunnypaper (at Chaz Dean Studio) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvjYIg7lmPH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17y4vnq7pqn7r

[waffleloverbunny]

Having fun! #thefather #cult #fighttosurvive #mickeyandlou #ubisoftgames #ubisoft #josephseed #edensgate #edensgatecult #churchofedensgate #whitetailmilitia #bliss #FallsEnd #theseedfamily #ohthebliss #blissedout #theblisswillhelpyousee #washawaythesin #farcrynewdawn #highwaymen #timber https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu6YOCBD53F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4wnjkjdzzkar