#bleach yakuza au

[scrivenger-grimgar]

bleach but ichigo is a little bit older, and gets adopted by a yakuza boss bc she's unable to have children, which is how he meets mizuiro.

i think the clan name would be Yorugata, and the kumicho who adopts ichigo (and karin & yuzu by association) is named Seiun.

夜(yoru: night) 形(gata: shape of) 青雲(seiun: nebula)

after realizing that ichigo works better as an enforcer, seiun chooses to make yuzu her successor, each of the siblings gain their own titles, too!

Ichigo earns the title of 明星死 (Myōjōshi: star death) which i will "localize" to either Star Crusher or Star Breaker (so it can be Myōjōshi & Zangetsu, Star Crusher & Moon Splitter)

so he basically grows up with a "secretly" hyper-violent vodka aunt, , and isshin is completely oblivious to his kids' involvment in organized crime.

of course, with the kurosaki siblings comes some level of morals, so along with protecting local businesses and keeping other clans out of karakura and naruki, theres the illegal drug and weapons trade. under the combined might of ichigo, yuzu, karin, mizuiro, chad, and tatsuki, several rules are put in place; no selling drugs to minors, no selling alcohol to 15 years or under, no selling weapons to anyone under 10, no selling to people at all if they have a history of abuse or sex crimes, no human trafficking, period.

additionally, all members must be taught life skills (sewing, cooking, cleaning), and successfully mentor a newer member.

kisuke learns about ichigo's yorugata affiliation after rukia arrives, when jinta tells tessai about the 'really cool super awesome guys who helped with evacuating a building after a hollow attack and i swear they were glaring directly AT the hollow!' but jinta also imediately denies ever saying anything like that.

so kisuke doesn't know for sure until after the shattered shaft, where theur spar gets super vicious, kisuke can tell that ichigo is actually trying to maim him. (yorugata supplies very good service for the injured and disabled, and ichigo doesn't want to kill every enemy he fights, but he does have to permanently deal with them.)

i'll continue this later im tired hand is tired.

[iamumbra195]

When you're trying to write an AU where the main characters are not good people but there's that one annoying character who is practically a saint and you can't make them a bad person without turning them into an unrecognizable mess:

[asukaskerian]

Yearly word count - 2024

jan: 1 266 feb: 7 422 mar: 3 025 apr: 4 604 may: 3 026 jun: 5 163 jul: 4 652 aug: 7 143 sep: 4 557 oct: 1 247 nov: 2 839 dec: 3 284 TOTAL: 48 228 AVERAGE: 4 019/month ... slightly better than last year, i guess!

2010: 136 235, average: 11 353/month. ... :X :X :X 2011: 167 675, average: 13 973/month. :X 2012: 332 396, average: 27 700/month. eeeeeeee. 2013: 396 917, average: 33 076/month !!!!!!!! 2014: 315 332, average: 26 276/month ... :X 2015: 206 403, average: 17 200/month. 2016: 127 495, average: 10 625/month. >:( 2017: 80 828, average: 6 736/month. .__. 2018: 128 033, avergage: 10 669/month. FUCK YOU 2017. 2019: 159 609, average: 13 300/month. huh! 2020: 105 791, average: 8 816/month. ... hhghhrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flops. 2021: 101 776, average: 8 481.33/month. =__= 2022: 73 461, average: 6 121.75/month. hhAHHJZVB WORSE THAN 2017 2023: 40 155, average: 3 346.25/month. this used to be three months' worth. hgh. 2024: 48 228, average: 4 019/month. sighflop.

FICS I POSTED THIS YEAR:

-chapters 1 to 4 of In This Economy, the bleach grimmjow/ichigo/orihime/nelliel suburban ot4. it's still not done but i'm writing chapter 21 atm so hey, i'm hoping. -chapter 1 of cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! - svsss, shen yuan adventuring in PIDW, eventual SY/luo bing-ge -Swimming With the Fishes - bleach daemon AU ficlet 8, yakuza OC POV on harribel wondering what the fuck. -You Know Better Babe - Ichigo ending/sidefic for the grimmichi pack fuckening ABO. -chapter 9 of Days on a Wire - cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO -To End a War - grimmichihime arranged marriage AU oneshot. -Foretold by the Gods - SVSSS - moshang arranged marriage oneshot.

couple new ficlets/oneshots, some super slow progress on cherry wine, finally gave in and started posting the suburban ot4... still feel like every new fic i've come up with this year has been forced out and written by rote and not inspiration. but there were a few new things even so, therefore stfu brain.

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Platonic Yandere Overhaul

This is simply an idea and something I came up with after rewatching S4.

Warning: Mentions of murder and child abandonment and neglect.

Let’s start off with your parents in this AU, who were rather poor. They basically were poorer than the LOV in season 5 and it certainly didn’t help that they had another mouth to feed. So, they reluctantly went to the Yakuza. Aka: Overhaul’s gang and all that jazz.

Considering how it’s canon that the Shie Hissasaki didn’t fuck with drugs, prostitution or gambling, I’m guessing they did money extortion or were loan sharks.

Your parents gave them their plight and pops was like: “Sure, just remember to pay us back or we’ll give you a first class ticket to see Nana Shimura.”(Get it? Cause she’s dead-) Your parents lived a relatively normal life and were pretty happy with themselves, until they realized: “Oh shit, we don’t have that kind of money to pay those guys back.” Needless to say, y’all fucking fled. (I would too, Overhaul fucking scares me-)

Y’all avoided them, for a while before they were like: “Hey, don’t those people owe us money and shit?”

And Overhaul, don’t take that shit. He’s finding yo ass, he’s getting his money. After many bloody and dangerous hijinks, they finally found your parents in a dirty house on the outskirts of the city.

Kai was rather disgusted and honestly “impressed” that people could actually live like this and be okay with it. (MF wanted to bathe in bleach afterwards.) They busted in, only to find that your parents had fled and left you behind.

You were a little baby and just laying there, crying and desperate for human attention.

Kai was more pissed that they fled but was like: Ew, I’m not taking that thing home. Fuck that noise.

He ended taking you home and had to keep you from trying to latch onto his fingers. He tolerates a lot of bullshit but this is too far.

Kai wanted to get rid of you or see if you had a quirk that he could maybe help his cause. Pops shut that shit down real quick, MF admonished Kai for that nonsense. You were just happy to be there, you got a bath and food? Fucking lit!

Pops straight up ruled out the human trafficking route and Kai playing god. Kai was pissed but he couldn’t really argue, he angrily held you while getting lectured. Pops said: “Kai, I didn’t have to take you in. I could’ve easily thrown you to the rats but no I didn’t. You really wanna subject that baby to the same kind of misery YOU went through?”

Kai couldn’t exactly argue with that, he grew up in a dirty and dangerous environment where filth and corruption was prominent. (We’re gonna ignore the orphanage shit as it’s dumb and I’m sick of AFO butting his wrinkly ballsack lookin ass into places in where it doesn’t belong.)

So, Kai reluctantly agreed and “raised” you. He was mostly hands off, he only agreed to feed you and maybe bathe. Diapers and vomit were a job he’d never take up, fuck that.

But he kinda got attached, albeit slowly. Kai didn’t really hold or touch you, more like silently observed you as you got used to your more clean environment.

He would occasionally pat your head before quickly stopping. It was until you were confirmed quirkless till the yandere syndrome started to kick in.

You were pure, you weren’t sick. Kai was honestly relieved and started to be more tending towards you.

Mostly tutoring you and showing you more affection, which was more head pats and the occasional pat on the shoulder.

You grew more accustomed to his group and knew the members really well. They were your “uncles” or “brothers” in a way.

Kai grew more and more devoted to his cause, hoping to create a more pure and sickles world for him, for you.

He’s rather controlling when it comes to things, like making sure you’re healthy, in good shape and HOLY FUCK IS HE DEVOTED TO YOUR HYGINE.

No cavities and sweaty ass smells in his compound, MF will fully inspect you and will send you back to the bathroom to bathe if he sees dirt on you.

Kai also makes sure that anything you’re allergic to is near you, he knows hives can be itchy so he carries epi pens around for you.

Also, no mentions of heroes or villains in his presence. Kai would straight up put an end to that, he hates hearing about it and will let you know.

He’s also really possessive and controlling, often keeping you away from new recruits, he doesn’t trust anyone new around his child. Being around you is sign saying: “Kai trusts this person!”

He’s also manipulative, like very manipulative. Kai just says he’s doing this cause he cares about you and doesn’t want you to get sick.

He doesn’t want you to be sick.

[ddelline]

📌📌📌📌

✖ 2024 fic list (wips & finished) ✖

mha

✖ wip → halcyon (and on and on) 5/5 bkdk | rated e | pro hero au; getting together → a wound gives off its own light 2/2 bkdk | rated t | post-war; ch425-compliant; getting together

jjk

✖ fin → hyperborea 1/1 nobamaki | rated m | post-canon; getting together; trauma & healing ✖ wip → attack, decay, sustain, release 11/? goyuu | rated m | canon divergence → circulus vitiosus (salva mea) 2/3 goyuu | rated m | time loop au ✖ tba → when you dig up god’s little acre 1/1 itafushi | rated m | post-war; getting together → a breath stillborn 1/1 satosugu | rated m | canon divergence → every year (is the year the world ends) 1/1 itafushisaki (gen) | rated m | post-canon; trauma & healing

sakadays

✖ wip → bog-bodied 3/4 sakanagurion | rated m | character/relationship study; pre-canon

✖ tba → saltwater rain 1/1 sakanagurion | rated m | relationship study; pre-canon

kagurabachi

✖ fin → aubade 1/1 hakuhiro | rated g | pre-relationship; ch44 coda

✖ tba → bathymetry 1/1 hakuhiro | rated m | character study; getting together

bleach

✖ fin → sueño (series) | grimmichi | post-war; getting together; trauma & healing; est relationship; slice of life; humor despierta 5/5 | espera 1/1 | valentía 1/1 ✖ wip → aventajar 2/8 grimmichi | rated m | yakuza/law enforcement au; enemies to lovers → the king of all birds 6/? gen | rated m | slice of life; vizards-centric; character study

[evilkitten3]

#It being a phenomenon that people ship two characters that would have an entirely fucked up relationship#And you would EXPECT that that's the appeal and therefore what the content is like and then it's like oh nope. Fluff#How did we get here

EXACTLY

like this happens so many times in so many different fandoms. if you wanna fantasize about your ship talking about laundry in a coffee shop then. you do you i guess, but that seems incredibly boring to me. why not have them do something more interesting, like aggravated assault

ngl my biggest issue with tobi/izu as a ship or as a friendship or even as a foemance is that there's no reality where it's not a thousand times funnier if they just straight-up hate each other's guts

[unholybatswrite]

Asks open!

Fandoms I'll mainly write for Suggestions are welcome from fandoms outside the list:

Attack on Titan/SNK

Avatar the last airbender/LOK

Bleach

d. gray-man

Danny phantom

Demon slayer

Dragon Ball Z

Encanto

Final Fantasy X/X-2/XV

FNAF security breach

Fruits Basket

Genshin Impact

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Hetalia

Homestuck

Hunter x Hunter

Inuyasha

Jujutsu Kaisen

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Kekkaishi

Kim Possible

Kingdom Hearts

Kuroshitsuji

Legend of Zelda

Magi

My hero academia/BNHA

Naruto

Nurarihyon no mago

One piece

Osomatsu-san

Pokemon

Regular show

Rick and Morty

Sailor Moon

Sally Face

Stardew valley

Steven Universe

Stranger Things

Tiger and bunny

Toriko

Twisted Wonderland

Undertale

Voltron

Yakuza/Like a Dragon

Yu-gi-oh og mainly

Beastars

Big Hero 6

Beelzebub

Blue exorcist

Devil May Cry

Dragon Age

Lupin the 3rd

Miraculous Ladybug

My time at Portia

Rules under cut

Rules for asking

NO scenarios involving kids/pregnancy! I ABSOLUTELY will not entertain anything about Rape, Incest, T-cest, Pedophilia, Abusive Relationships, etc

Please specify what gender you prefer when Requesting an xReader scenario

If you aren't specific about your wants, I will assume whatever you don't say is to be left up to interpretation

I am fine writing NSFW but certain things like Knife play and Vore will be turned away.

Give me time, life can get crazy so it can take a little time.

Stoner au's are welcomed and encouraged

Have fun and don't be afraid to ask for what you want c:

[bogbees]

ok i think im done? its just. formative media up there with slayers, trinity blood, ranma, naruto, pumpkin scissors, hetalia, bleach. khr prob as well as tenchi muyo.

might think up a silly future au with them all in their twenties. bc. smth ab Beel's court being a yakuza (with a ditzy wife), a shrine maiden, a multi-millionaire (married to the prime minister of japan), and an odd jobs freak is really funny. toss in Oga ending up idk running a daycare catered to demons, and Furuchi as like, idk, well loved by everyone he meets..... real fun to think about.

[cheesus-doodles]

Bonten Mikey + Taiyaki

Valentine’s Day Shorts

Masterlist | Valentine's Shorts List

i got so much more that i want to write i'm so swamped ;-; warning for slight angst for this one, its a little scene from my Going Home AU

"I don't want it," Mikey repeated as firmly as his hoarse throat would allow, abyss eyes fixed on the same empty beige wall of the infirmary.

The Bonten second-in-command was persistent, his pleading voice cutting through the still air. "Mikey, please, you haven't had anything to eat all day-"

The usually mouthwatering smell of taiyaki only brought on a sudden flood of memories, and with it, a familiar pain in his chest and a curl in his gut that Mikey could have sworn had long been numbed with time. For fuck's sake, he was the boss of the most heinous crime syndicate in all of Japan, overseeing an ever increasing number unspeakable evils with each passing day.

And yet, being offered his favourite treat today, of all days; it was as good as a slap to his face, a mockery of you slipping through his fingers again. Enough to make him feel. You had, after all, always been the one to make taiyaki for him on Valentine’s Day before your disappearance twelve years ago, and had promised to do so after your sudden and miraculous return to him twelve years later. But he couldn’t stop it from happening again, couldn’t stop you from vanishing from his arms once more.

"Fuck off,” was all Mikey could muster the strength to mumble, shifting slightly in a bid to seek an ever elusive comfort. Without you, his world was meaningless. Why couldn’t he be just left alone to stew in his misery?

Sanzu, however, wasn’t that easily dissuaded, the pink-haired man on his knees for the umpteenth time this week, piercing green eyes turned down at the cold blue tiles that lined the infirmary floor. And the prone position wouldn’t have worked on the Bonten boss, like it had failed to do so many times before, if not for those magic words. "I used her recipe," the other mumbled into the ground; softly, tauntingly.

The room fell silent as time came to a crawl, the sound of every breath heavy in the tense tranquility as Mikey contemplated those words. He knew the delinquent-turned-yakuza dared not to interrupt lest he be sent away, and so he allowed his pestilent right hand man to continue to stew without the bliss of drugs to tide him over. One tormenting minute after another, before he finally made up his mind, the sheets under him shuffling slightly as he turned.

“Fine.” A single word, and Sanzu rocketed up from his knees, wasting no time in pressing the fish-shaped cake into his beloved king’s outstretched hand. Yet for all the hope shining in those green eyes, eagerly waiting as the the tail of the taiyaki was nibbled at, the taste that flooded his mouth was a far cry from the ideal in his mind.

It couldn't even wash out the lingering smell of bleach from his nose. The sweet fragance that he remembered coating his tongue as he bit into your handmade taiyakis was missing.

Throwing the rest back at the mob of pink hair peaking over the edge of his bed, Mikey agonizingly turned back to face the wall, the moment of effort having taken every ounce of energy he had left. "It doesn't taste like hers."

He should have known better then to expect any different, the bitter thought like a stab through his chest as he heard the slowly fading footsteps of Sanzu exiting the infirmary; it would never be the same as yours.

[amaranthineoni]

MAFIA AU

NAME: Ibaraki Tomoe GENDER: female AGE: 27 SPECIES: Human LANGUAGES: Japanese LOCATION: Japan FAMILY: confidential

HEIGHT: 165 cm (5'5") WEIGHT: 62 kg (136 lb) BUILD: Athletic, toned HAIR: Black. She frequently bleaches it. Usually pulled back. EYES: Gold DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Irezumi depicting an Oni, dragon, and tiger. She has several piercings in her ears and one in her nose. PROFESSION: Yakuza FAMILY: Born to Jin and Ino Ibaraki. Jin is a highly respected member of his Yakuza group. HISTORY: The only daughter of a gangster, Tomoe was raised in such a way to ensure her safety from both social stigma and the police force. While she was kept separate and largely unaware of her parents ‘professions’ for much of her childhood, she was properly educated to ensure her success in the field should she chose to follow in her parents footsteps. This includes martial arts and weapons training as well as finance and business education.

She was permitted to join the family in an official capacity once she was 16, though she had never intended to. Despite Jin and Ino’s best attempt, both were notorious in their own right, and Tomoe struggled in school as a consequence. The experience soured her to her parents way of life, and her reputation as a delinquent - bestowed by the public due to her association with her parents - was one she wanted to leave behind.

However, on the tail end of her high school career both her parents were murdered in an attack on her home. When the police deny involvement and refuse to investigate, she became fixated on avenging them. The only way to do that was to follow in their footsteps. Now, she must work her own way up in the organization herself.

[rarepears]

Ask game title: morals have an aesthetic criteria

In between missions set in the human world, Yumichika manages to squeeze in some time for shopping in his gigai.

The human world has dramatically changed over the past few centuries and some of the best inventions, in his not humble opinion were the opulent malls.

But, well, he gets accosted by some ugly - terribly ugly - humans - ew humans - in bird masks. They yell something out loud out him - something about using his powerful quirk to save the world - but Yumichika tunes them out. Such ugly people with even uglier tastes - why would they even think that he would be interested in joining them? It's not even a matter of shinigami not being allowed to interfere with human matters; they are just so ugly-

Yes, Yumichika's morals are completely guided by his aesthetic criteria. How else would he fit into the 11th squad so well?

Pity Overhaul didn't get the message; now Yumichika has a stalker to deal with, not that it's a real struggle for him since he's a Shinigami, but it's still annoying like dealing with a fruit fly flying around the kitchen.

[check out other fic ideas in the #made up fic title ask game]

[20elements]

Rafael Forger - Five Omens

Colors and concepts are inspired Bleach Brave Souls attributes and Yakuza 0′s heat styles.

1. Cascade (Omen of Resilience) Attribute: Speed Heat: Magenta

2. Mountain (Omen of Triumph) Attribute: Power Heat: Yellow (but more red in this drawing)

3. Full Moon (Omen of Detachment) Attribute: Heart Heat: White

4. Wolf (Omen of Determination) Attribute: Mind Heat: Black

5. Dragon (Omen of Elegance) Attribute: Technique Heat: Teal

More details on this can be found here: https://www.deviantart.com/capricornguy/art/Rafael-Forger-Five-Omens-928474178

[keieinwandfrei]

i only have one weakness and that's the yakuza urahara

[emiruem]

SO IT'S TIME FOR OUR COLLAB WITH @almightybuttcheeks ON HITSUKARIN MAFIA AU ....

Pls enjoy my dears hk stenners 😌😤

My dear Abby did the linart and I did the color:3 ~~~~~

[rayshippouuchiha]

"hitmen in love au" 👀

I do this to myself really I do but oh well:

Urahara Kisuke’s life has never been what one would call easy.

He doesn’t know who his father is, only barely remembers his mother in flashes of long blond hair, sunken eyes, and tight, barely there dresses.  And all of that had come in the few short years before she’d left him in the park one day when he was seven or so and just ... never came back.

He’d barely managed to survive that winter in the city, stealing from street vendors, sleeping in alleys, eventually picking pockets and getting the shit kicked out of him by older, meaner street kids until he learned to fight back.

But, in the end, above all else and above what everyone might think of him, Kisuke was smart.  So by the time he was 12 or so, he’d built up a bit of a reputation as a skilled thief and a vicious fighter for one so young.  Skilled and vicious enough to garner real attention.

By the next spring he’d been brought in by, and then taken under the wing of, the infamous Shihouin Clan.  One of the key Clans of the Gotei 13, the 13 large Clans that made up the majority of the force that was the Yakuza syndicate known as Seireitei-kai

Formal training was brutal and bloody and had an uncomfortably high mortality rate but Kisuke had excelled at the first thing anyone had ever thought he’d be good at.  Had excelled for the first people who thought he might be worth something.

By the time he was sixteen, his beloved gun Benihime in hand, Kisuke had been gifted to Yamamoto-oyabun himself, a fresh faced young assassin and thief, hand trained by Yoruichi-sama.  Proof of the Shihouin Clan’s loyalty to the Seireitei-kai and all of its interests.

And he served, loyal and grateful and already so tired, for another decade+ before problems arose.

An outlier.  Someone doing independent work in what has been firmly Seireitei-kai’s territory for generations now.

Zangetsu. That’s the name whispered in the underground now.  A man with a blade sharp enough to cut the moon and skilled enough to reach it in the first place.  He has a particular sort of code of conduct as to what jobs he takes, as to who and how he kills.

Kisuke is, of course, sent out to recruit such an impressive specimen.

It goes wrong of course, outside interference causing the meeting to be compromised before it even began.

Zangetsu is less than pleased by the supposed betrayal.  And he’s vicious enough to live up to his name and reputation.

In the frenzy Kisuke gets a shot off that he’s sure hit and he himself walks away with a rather gorgeous new scar.

But he walks away.  And that .... well.

It’s protocol to report a failure, for all that Kisuke had never failed before, so that a kill order could be sent out on a wide scale.  No one man, not even one as skilled as this Zangetsu, could survive the might of the Gotei 13 descending on him.

And yet ...

Kisuke’s guiding sin has always been his curiosity.

And he’d caught sight of vibrant hair and a sharp, handsome young face with intelligent eyes and he was ... intrigued.

Plus there’s the fact that the meet up he’d meticulously arranged had been compromised in the first place.

So really what’s Kisuke to do but to seek out some answers?

And, in the end, he’s expecting a lot of different things to possibly happen.

What he’s not expecting is Kurosaki Ichigo.

Or how easy it is for Kisuke to fall head over Benihime in love with him.

[suprememysticalbeing]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39004197