#blaze x darington

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

Happy Pride Month, Everyone! Ninth Day, June 9, 2023, we have the trending (possibly) exes meme, with Wattsla and Blazington! (Bonus: They're dating each other's cousins) 😂

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Part two of this ship thing again, now with These idiots

Possible pfp:

(also ignore the brush change)

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Knead My Heart Until It's Ready To Be Glazed

Chapter 2: Video Games

Main tags: Slice of Life, sweet, pining, fluff, domestic

Pairings: Blaze x Gasquatch

Blaze found himself coming back to that small coffee shop now and then. Little Carlito’s had a warm feeling to it– the scent of pumpkin spice filling the air while customers’ voices would exchange along with the music of computers’ keys tapping at different speeds. The soft sight light graced the room, illuminating the various fall and Halloween decor that set the shop for the season’s autumn spirit. And the sight of a burly man behind the counter that towered above all who came to order. 

Yes, Blaze liked this. 

And he liked the talks he and Gasquatch casually shared while on his shift. He’s good company. 

“Hey, Gasquatch.”

The big man was wiping tables when the hero called him. “Yeah, Blaze?”

“Wanna go to my place for video games after your shift?” 

Gasquatch glanced back at Blaze before a smile graced his lips. “Really?!” If he were a puppy, he would be wagging his big luscious furry tail. “Of course!”

That was the beginning of Gasquatch’s regular integration into his life. Aside from his weekly coffee trips to Little Carlito’s, Blaze would find time to spend time with his behemoth of a friend. Gasquatch was extremely friendly, so he blended well with his fellow racers. 

Gasquatch joined them on Pumpkin Carving hangouts, baking with Starla and Watts, making paper decor with Stripes, and playing games with Darington. Gasquatch loved having conversations with Blaze’s friends, and the red-haired hero was relieved that the big man was able to incorporate himself into his group. 

But sometimes, Blaze could understand that Gasquatch could get overwhelmed and would rather have one friend than multiple. 

“Woo!” Blaze cheered as the screen displayed Blaze’s character as the first place in another round of Mario Kart. He laughed as Gasquatch’s character fell off the leaderboard and was down to the bottom of the display screen. 

He glanced at his pouting friend and chuckled. “Awe, Gas. There's no need to be bitter about a losing streak. It’s part of the fun!”

“Fun for you, maybe,” Gasquatch huffed. “But c’mon! How the heck am I this bad at Mario Kart?!” 

“Maybe you’re just choosing the wrong cart, buddy,” Blaze laughed. 

“Ooor, I have a busted controller.” Gasquatch offered his controller to Blaze and asked, “Trade?”

Blaze traded controllers with his friend. The device on his hand felt warm to the touch, having been enveloped by his friend’s large hands for thirty minutes already. He brushed his thumb against the knob of the controller before glancing at his taller friend. He watched the reflection of the TV in his eyes and concealed a laugh when Gasquatch’s nose crinkled in annoyance when he couldn’t find the perfect character. 

Blaze didn’t realize how invested his friend was in this game, but he didn’t mind. Why would he when he could see how excited his friend was when he finally was able to push past Blaze’s cart and race to the finish line? 

“YES!” Gasquatch rejoiced as the game ended, showing Gasquatch on the 5th leaderboard while Blaze was demoted to the 6th. “I knew my controller was busted!”

“What are you celebrating for? You still lost!” Blaze laughed, never one to admit that he didn’t just lose on purpose just to see his friend smile. 

Gasquatch pulled Blaze into a noogie and said enthusiastically, “I still beat you, didn’t I? That’s all that matters! HAH!” 

Blaze laughed and squirmed his way out of Gasquatch’s grip only to be recaptured again. The two wrestled around the couch, letting the remote controllers fall, until Gasquatch eventually fell, hitting his bum hard on the floor.

Blaze laughed, but it was quickly cut short when Gasquatch dragged him down to the floor. 

It was honestly just one of those days that Blaze let himself fall into the comfort of friendship instead of tending to the outside world, and although their hangout was as simple as playing video games, Blaze wouldn’t mind doing it all over again. 

[blueboybracket]

ULTIMATE BLUE BOY BRACKET!

ROUND ONE

Round One of the Ultimate Blue Boy Bracket has officially started! The first round consists of 90 match-ups, which will be split up into two halves over the course of the next two or three weeks

I'll be posting 10 matches per day for Round One across the next couple of weeks, all matches will run for a week each!

The second half of Round One will begin on the 22nd of May!

Here are links to the current on-going matches! I'll add the rest as they are posted

FIRST HALF

Jack Power/Mass Master (Power Pack) vs. Jaime Reyes & Khaji Da (Blue Beetle)!

Kaito (VOCALOID) vs. Kyle Marlon (Evillious Chronicles)

Inkling Boy - Default (Splatoon) vs. Lancer (Deltarune)

Darington (Blaze and the Monster Machines) vs. Blue Robot (Bomb It)

Goo (Inanimate Insanity) vs. Leonard McCoy (Star Trek)

Michael J. Caboose (Red vs. Blue) vs. Santa (9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors)

Sniffles (Happy Tree Friends) vs. Ludwig von Koopa (Super Mario Bros.)

Genie (Aladdin) vs. Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Titan (Show by Rock) vs. Seragaki Aoba (DRAMAtical Murder)

Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 the Infinity) vs. Adolin Kholin (Stormlight Archive)

The above matches conclude on the 15th of May 2023

Blue M&M (M&M's) vs. Every male Sentai Blue (Super Sentai)

Toy Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's 2) vs. Whirl (Transformers)

Rimuru Tempest (Tensura) vs. Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) vs. R2-D2 (Star Wars)

Leonard L. Church (Red vs. Blue) vs. Gus Porter (The Owl House)

Reed Richards (The Fantastic Four) vs. Pegitan (Healin' Good Precure)

Gil Webber (Monster High - G3) vs. Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen)

Vanitas (The Case Study of Vanitas) vs. Ed (Get Ed)

Romero (Zombie Land Saga) vs. Nagisa Shiota (Assassination Classroom)

Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa V3) vs. Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)

The above matches conclude on the 16th of May 2023

Beast (X-Men) vs. Quirrel (Hollow Knight)

Falco Lombardi (Star Fox) vs. Grimmjow (Bleach)

Johan/Jesse Andersen (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) vs. Caspar (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

The Blue Guy ("I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" - Eiffel 65) vs. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Kaladin (Stormlight Archive) vs. Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)

??? (The Binding of Isaac) vs. Branch (Trolls)

Captain Haddock (The Adventures of Tintin) vs. Flik (A Bug's Life)

Riliphin (Witch Hat Atelier) vs. Ice (Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia)

Glossaryck (Star vs. The Forces of Evil) vs. Sam the Eagle (The Muppets)

Lo'ak (Avatar: The Way of Water) vs. Sigma Klim (Virtue's Last Reward)

The above matches will conclude on the 17th of May 2023

Tailgate (Transformers) vs. Shay Volta (Broken Age)

Leonardo (Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles) vs. Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)

Ice King (Adventure Time) vs. John Egbert (Homestuck)

Continued in reblog

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You should

You should totally do Zeg or Blaze for the character ship thing

you are correct I should do that

Let’s start with Zeg so I can pretend I’m not biased for any character in particular lmao

My NOTP for them: honestly, aside from the obvious stuff, I don’t really find myself disliking certain ships for anyone that often. I’m usually down for whatever as long as it’s not illegal

My BROTP for them: Zeg and Darington. the sillies. the goofy guys. I love them

My OTP: Either Zeg x Starla or Zeg x Pickle. It’s a tie lmao

My second choice pairing for them: Zeg x Blaze. This is mainly because of Big Ant-Venture but in general they’re just really cute together. (Ironically I feel like this ship has more in-show evidence than my actual OTPs)

My fluffy pairing for them: Anyone honestly, Zeg just radiates the Good Vibes™️ and makes every ship he’s in wholesome

My angsty pairing for them: I can’t actually think of one and it’s for the same reason as the fluffy pairing one. He’s just too wholesome for this world. (admittedly if I rotated him in my head as much as I did other characters I could probably think of one)

My favorite poly ship for them: Zeg, Darington, Stripes, and Starla. They are so cute you guys

My weirdest pairing for them: I feel like if they actually interacted, Zeg and Gasquatch would be really cute together.

And for Blaze:

My NOTP for them: Same answer as last time lol

My BROTP for them: Blaze and AJ, full stop. They are literally the sweetest I love my bois

My OTP: Another tie! This time between Blaze x Darington, Blaze x Crusher, and Blaze x Watts. I tend to skew towards Blazington a bit more but I love them all

My second choice pairing for them: *puts on bullet/anon-proof vest* Ok I know this is a dangerous take but I think Blaze x Starla is a cute and underrated ship. They have a lot of chemistry in the earlier seasons I swear to god. Also, Blaze x Pickle. They are very cute.

My fluffy pairing for them: Blazington. They are always so wholesome in my head I love themmm :]

My angsty pairing for them: Maybe I’m just not as in to angst as I thought because ya girl’s struggling for this category fr. I guess Blasher generally has the most potential for angst with the whole “one’s a good guy and one’s a bad guy” thing.

My favorite poly ship for them: Blaze, Crusher and Pickle. we stan the RBG trio fr. Also honorable mention goes to Blaze x Crusher, Darington, and Watts, a V polyamory ship I made as a sorta joke that I actually kinda like

My weirdest pairing for them: Every so often the idea of Blaze x Genie pops into my head, I think that’d be considered pretty weird lol

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Love this SO much! XD

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Hey quick question, do you have any BATMM ships? If so, what are your ships?

Hope you're doing good 😁✨

I don't talk too often about BATMM, so I might as well say some of my ships:

Crusher x Pickle

Blaze x Pickle

Darington x Zeg

Darington x Starla

Pickle x Starla

Pickle x Stripes

Crusher x Starla (ONLY AS A CRACKSHIP)

Gasquatch x Speedrick

Crusher x Speedrick

Zeg x Stripes

Stripes x Starla

Zeg x Starla

Darington x Zeg

Blaze x Officer Anna

Darington x Zeg x Starla

Blaze x Pickle x Crusher

Stripes x Zeg x Starla

Stripes x Zeg x Starla x Darington (with bonus 5th wheel Blaze)

Blaze x Crusher x Pickle x Stripes x Darington x Starla x Zeg x Watts (aka all 8 main trucks in a big wholesome polycule)

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

Haha Crusher might be bitter XD

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I'm giving gifts to some of your BATMM ocs

Blaze's Gift: Crusher Plush

Crusher's Gift: Blaze Plush

Sparkle's Gift: An art set

Stripe's Gift: IPhone

Darington's Gift: Picture Frame so he can put up a picture of his family

Starla's Gift: A picture book so she can put memories of her, her husband and her daughter

AJ: Drivers License because you need it

Last and but not least!

Gabby: Oversized hoodie

That's all but I'll give the rest of the crew gifts next time :>

[strangeratyourhouse13]

So... here are my ships for all my fandoms.

• Batmm:

Blazington (Darington x Blaze)

Wattsla (Starla x Watts)

Crickle(Crusher x Pickle)

Stripes x Zeg

• Piggy(naming as much as possible):

Pony x Zizzy (Canon AU ONLY)

Pony x Tigry

Doggy x Bunny

Foxy x Clowny

Father x Mother

Beary x Teacher

Torcher x Soldier

Mr. P x Mrs. P

Giraffy x Mimi

Elly x Daisy

Pandy x Dessa

Felix x Katie

Ghosty x Budgey

Skelly x Zompiggy

Sheepy x Penny

Robby x Mousy

Billy x Badgy

• Eddsworld: Just TordTom and EddMatt

• No ships in Poppy Playtime

• Sonic the Hedgehog:

Sonic x Amy

Tails x Cream

Blaze x Silver

Shadow x Maria

Knuckles x Rouge

• TMNT(The turtles are actually humans in my AU and they are NOT siblings with Karai, so I am not supporting inc£$t):

Leo x Karai

Casey x Donnie

Mikey x Shini(please correct me if I spelled her name wrong)

Raph x Mona

• ROTTMNT

Jeremy x Donnie(Jeretello)

Leo x Usagi(Leosagi)

• DSMP/MCYT Ships:

DNF

Karlnap (My OTP)

Skephalo

Quackbur

Ranboo x Tubbo(Beeduo)

• Hazbin Hotel

Vaggie x Charlie(Chaggie)

Husker x Angel Dust(Huskerdust)

• No Sanrio ships

• Teen Titans

Robin x Starfire(RobStar)

Beast Boy x Raven(BBRae)

Cyborg x Jinx(Cyjinx)

Welp, that's all for now

LAST UPDATED : 3/11/2024

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For the character ask thing

Blaze-10

10- Who do you like to ship with this character? (If you do of course) Is it another character from the cast or is it an OC?

I mainly ship Blaze with Crusher, Darington, and Watts (look at him and the bad bitches he got by being autistic/ref)

but honestly I’m open to anything (that isn’t illegal obviously) cuz it’s fun

I got back into blaze x starla a while ago, mainly because they’re really cute in the early episodes and I think they could have a cute and funny dynamic

girlboss and malewife :)

[briarthorne]

Darington December One-shots 2: Dance

Ao3 link here

“Wait, wait, no. Hold on…” Darington pulled away from the other monster truck. A big rig hybrid with dark blue paint and a cyan lightning mark. “You’re supposed to move forward if I move back.”

“Sorry, sorry…” The larger monstruck apologized. 

Darington giggled and said, “it’s okay, Crusher. Now, let’s try again…”

Slowly, Darington guided Crusher forward in the little room they were in. Backwards he slowly went, looking up at Crusher’s nervous face as he taught him how to dance. Unfortunately, two clumsy trucks dancing wasn’t a good idea, and they both ended up falling. 

Crusher landed in front of Darington, and they both groaned as the pain of each other’s hold settled. Crusher stood back up and extended a tire to Darington. He asked, “are you okay? I’m sorry. I’m not good at this…” 

Darington gladly accepted the tire and let Crusher pull him up like he weighed nothing at all. Darington gave Crusher a sweet smile and said, “it’s okay! You’re doing better than my first time!”

Crusher sighed. “I can’t do this…” He muttered. “I’m going to make a fool of myself in the winter dance!”

“Hey, hey! Don’t say that!” Darington said. He held Crusher’s tire and said, “look. You’re not good now, but it’s still a few weeks away. With constant practice, I’m sure you’ll get better. That’s how I got good!”

Crusher sighed. “Okay…”

“Okay. How about this.” Darington held Crusher’s tires up and positioned Crusher to be the way he was positioned before. “I lead. And we’re going to take it slow and steady okay?”

Crusher hummed and adjusted himself to be more comfortable before he nodded. “Okay.”

Darington glided down the little room with Crusher, counting the steps as Crusher watched his tires from below. Surprisingly, Crusher was better being the one to be lead. He seemed to be more comfortable, that’s for sure. 

“See?” Darington grinned. “You’re doing better!” 

Crusher smiled down at Darington and said, “yeah… But isn’t this awkward?”

Darington gave him a smirk, then twirled the larger truck then dipped him. “Not at all!” he laughed. 

Crusher’s face erupted in a blush. 

Darington pulled him back up and they continued to dance.

[jahzeelzarate]

BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES 🔥

X

WANGAN MIDNIGHT MAXIMUM TUNE 6 RR

All Cars Driven By Character 💙🏁💖

Ready to Register On The Card

BLAZE : NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 ❤️🔥

DARINGTON : MITSUBISHI LANCER EVOLUTION X CZ4A 💙⭐

ZEG : NISSAN GT-R R35 💚🦖🦕

STARLA : MITSUBISHI LANCER EVOLUTION IX CT9A 💜⭐

WATTS : SUBARU WRX STI ⚡💖

PICKLE : NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R34 💚🥒

STRIPES : LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR 🐅🐯

CRUSHER : MITSUBISHI LANCER EVOLUTION VIII 💙⚡

[darkland-blood]

Currently in Axle City:

Blaze: (where the hell is He? He was supposed to be Here 2 hours ago.)

Blaze: hey pickle! Have you seen Crusher?

Pickle: No, haven't Seen him since he left.

Blaze: damn it. I'm starting to get worried in Here.

Pickle: Well, If it helps your mood, i Just talked with him a few minutes ago on the Phone.

Blaze: what did he say?

Pickle: He said that he's extremly annoyed because he was already in 4 Shops and None of them had what He wanted and that He might Go to Velocity Ville when the next Shop doesn't have anything either.

Blaze: oh boy

Meanwhile in Velocity Ville:

Crusher: (walks into Shop)

Crusher: Uh, hello.

Seller: oh, hello, May i help you?

Crusher: yes please, do you have mountain dew?

Seller: yep, it's in the fridge right there.

Crusher: ah yes thank you, i'll just Take one-

Crusher:

Crusher: it says mountain view?

Seller: Oh yeah, it's mountain VIEW, my favourite Drink.

Crusher: what the hell is this?

Seller: it's like mountain dew but in 4K.

Crusher: okay maybe not that one.

Crusher: um-, okay so you have gator rade?

Seller: yup, it's right there.

Seller: we have crocodile health.

Crusher:

Crusher: where this from..?

Seller: Australia

Crusher: Australia, of course-

Crusher: okay, you surely have pepsi.

Seller: yes, we have P E P here.

Crusher: what the hell???

Seller: it tastes Just like Blaze's dad Sounds.

Crusher: surely you have Kit kats.

Seller: we have Kit dog.

Crusher: you've got Dove chocolate.

Seller: we got B I R D

Crusher: you've got ice cream-

Seller: we got fire milk.

Crusher: F I R E M I L K ? !

Seller: only from the angriest cows.

Crusher: *deep exhale*

Crusher: surely you have hershey's

Seller: we have Hehims

Crusher: you have quacker's

Seller: we have Jacobs N U T S

Crusher: you have five hour energy

Seller: we've got five day depression

Crusher: what the hell???

Crusher: O K A Y

Crusher: Look, i will Just Go to Wallmart around the corner-

Seller: oh you mean the celling mart?

Crusher: (*Windows shutting down sound*)

Crusher: what about the Trader joe's?

Seller: no that's merchent Bob

Crusher: NO, the one next to the Microsoft building-

Seller: oh, No that's Not microsoft

Seller: that's macrohard

Seller:

Crusher: M A C R O H A R D ? ? ?

Seller: If you want to have Lunch there's great Chinese food near us.

Crusher: let me guess, authentic Chinese food, Panda Express.

Seller:

Crusher:

Seller: Koala detour?

Crusher: K O A L A D E T O U R ? !

Seller: a lot of celebrities go there.

Crusher: wait- is that speedrick?

Seller: No that's his cousin, slowkevin.

Crusher: (Windows error shutdown)

Crusher: i don't- *exhale* you know what, i'll just go home and Play some Video Games, okay?

Seller: Dude, we have the best Games.

Crusher: you have call of duty

Seller: we got test of job

Crusher: you have Fortnite

Seller: we have fifthday

Crusher: we got League of legends

Seller: we have Tournament of failures

Crusher:

Seller: yeah, it's a new Titel we're working on-

Crusher: (hands a large sum of money) i'll take your entire stock-

4 Hours later at Axle city:

Crusher: I AM BACK

Blaze: FINALLY, what took you so long?!

Crusher: Velocity Ville decided to hold me in for a few hours.

Blaze: what

Crusher: It was Kind of traumatizing, i must Tell you that

Zeg: Crusher got movie Figure?

Blaze: what movie Figure?

Crusher: oh, a new movie is coming Out this week and Zeg 'n Stripes wanted to have these weird colectable Figures for some reason

Zeg: Crusher got them?

Crusher: yup, i'll give them to you

Stripes: Crusher you're Back! Did you manage to get them?

Zeg: eyup!

Stripes: oh i can't wait for the super man one

Crusher: Here you go

Stripes: thanks man really apreaciate-

Stripes:

Stripes: it says Special man

Crusher: hm? Oh yeah they only had that one. They said it's Limited edition.

Zeg: O-Oh um... What Special man do?

Crusher: He cancels Bad guys

Stripes:

Zeg: Sounds Limited Edition to me

Stripes: okay, maybe Superman was Sold Out, but they must've had Aqua man

Crusher: oh yeah, they gave me him

Stripes: oh how lovely-

Crusher: they got water boi

Stripes:

Stripes: what does water boi do?

Crusher: He stays hydrated

Stripes: (slaps his forehead and Looks Back at every mistake He has ever Made)

Zeg: uuuhhh...

Zeg: but they have Spiderman, right?

Crusher: yeeeaaah but those weren't really interessting...

Zeg: what they call?

Crusher: they have arachnid kid

Zeg:

Stripes:

Stripes: they got Captain america?

Crusher: they got Pilot kansas

Stripes: they've got justice league?

Crusher: they have Fairness group

Zeg: they got Falcon and the Winter souldier?

Crusher: they have pigeon and the Summer nurse

Stripes: P I G E O N

Stripes: who the hell does pigeon Fight?

Crusher:

Crusher: bread

Stripes:

Blaze: do they have doctor Strange??

Crusher: they have Mister normal

Starla: they got Infinity war?

Crusher: they have very long battle

Darington: they have Green lantern?!

Crusher: yup, they got blue LED

Darington:

Darington: what in the maroon 5, is blue LED?!?!

Crusher: it's electro's little brother

Watts: okay, but they surely must've had wonderwoman

Crusher:

Watts:

Crusher: failure man

Watts: wha- where- in the- were did you get These?!

Crusher: Velocity Ville

Darington: oh No, He got them at speedrick's

Starla: why do i even Wonder. I mean- is there anyone else who would have such weird stuff???

Zeg: Zeg Not know

Stripes: i agree with you man, but seriously where does He get that stuff???

Watts: (to Pickle) who's speedrick?

Pickle: oh you don't need to worry about him.

Watts: did he do something?

Pickle: he's just being a difficult bisexual frog and Victory Spoiled man who Likes to be annoying.

Watts: O-Oh, he- umm he Sounds rude.

Pickle: He is.

(a really big discussion and Talk about the Things that were mentioned in this Post has started featuring Zeg and Stripes fighting over what knock Off Superhero is better.)

Crusher:

Blaze:

Blaze: Crusher.

Crusher: yes?

Blaze: If you ever and i mean EVER find yourself wanting to buy anything in Velocity Ville...

Blaze: slap yourself the hardest you can and drive your ass to another Store, HERE IN AXLE CITY or come to me, understood?

Crusher: understood.

Blaze: good.

Blaze:

Crusher:

Crusher: i Wonder how Long this discussion is going to be.

Blaze: it's going to last until midnight, i'm sure

Crusher: oh well, at least it won't be quiet. I mean it gets kinda Boring Sometimes in here

Blaze: yeah

Blaze:

Crusher:

Crusher: did you know they have a Game called Tournament of failures-

Blaze: Crusher NO-

[c4ndy1d10t]

What are your favorite BATMM ships?

Im glad you asked (also im a multishipper pls dont attack me for this lmfao)

blaze x crusher

speedrick x stripes

watts x starla

litter critter x thunderwing

crusher x pickle

darington x watts

starla x officer anna

zeg x pickle

darington x zeg

blaze x pickle

blaze x pickle x crusher

Explanation to why i ship speedrick with stripes in case you come at me to send me shit like "SPEEDRICK IS BAD HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE SHIPPED WITH ANYONE!1!11!1!1!":

Im just going to remind you he was just in ONE episode and he only wanted to be the fastest race car in existence or some shit.Yes he is pretty much a awful copy of crusher but still that doesnt mean hes the most horrible villain in the history of batmm 😐.I respect peoples aus who have him as the bad guy but i remember someone on wattpad who took it way too far and made a story with speedrick breaking into crusher and pickles house and r4p3d crusher.And also forgot to mention that in my au they arent a bad guy and basically chill (speedrick is nonbinary in my au).

Hope this explains it

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Lol old trend I did that I just posted XD