#blake's blond harem

[howlingday]

Blake: (Pats Jaune's head)

Blake: (Pats Sun's head)

Blake: (Pats Yang's head)

Blake: I hear you three have been doing well protecting people. All three of you make me so very proud.

Jaune/Sun/Yang: (About to cry)

[theredheadedace]

I prefer Blake/Sun/Yang/Jaune

Blake deserves all of the blondes

can i humbly present

blake/sun/yang/weiss

[superiorsturgeon]

Blake’s Bodyguard:

Ghira: *looms angrily over Sun* I don’t like you, you delinquent. 😠 You stay away from my daughter!

Sun: 😨

Blake: DAD!!

Ghira: *glares at Yang* And you! Keep your troublemaking biker ways away from Blake! She deserves better!

Yang: 😥

Blake: Dad, that’s totally unfair!

Ghira: Quiet, Blake! You’re getting a chaperone/bodyguard to make sure you’re not sneaking around with those two!

Jaune: Um, hello? 😅

Ghira: Mister Arc is an honorable knight, so I know he can be trusted to keep you safe. I’ve hired him to stay with you at all times.

Blake: DAD!!! This is so unfair! I hate you! *storms out* Jaune, don’t follow me!

Jaune: Wait! Your dad says I have to stay with you all the time! *chases her out of the room*

Blake: *from outside* Get killed!!

Ghira: 😌 It’s good to know there’s still one trustworthy young man out there.

Meanwhile…

Blake: …okay, we’re here!

Jaune: Finally! *scoops up Blake and makes out with her*

Sun: Hey Jaune! Hey Blake!

Yang: Did he buy it?

Blake: Yeah, thanks to mister trustworthy here! *kisses Jaune’s cheek*

Yang: Sweet. Nice acting, Vomit Boy! *unbuttoning her top*

Sun: *opens door to hotel room* Shall we?

Jaune: *carries Blake through the door* Yeah!

Blake: *about to get absolutely DESTROYED by her muscular blondes*

Blake: *happy cat noises*

[theredheadedace]

Blake: I suffer a terrible curse I will bare for my entire life. I am Bisexual and everyone around me is hot.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (In a box) Hey, Blake, could you-

Blake: Adopt you into my harem?! Of course! I already have a dragon and a monkey, so I should be able to handle this no problem!

Jaune: Actually, I was gonna ask if you could pull me out of this box.

Blake: Oh... Right... No, of course... But, uh... Will you let me hold you for a few minutes after?

Jaune: Uh, sure, I guess. You know, Blake, you're a really weird girl, but I like you.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Sun: *Walking by* HOLY SHIT!

Blake: *Knows what he's gonna say*

Sun: THAT'S A SWEET BIKE BLAKE!

Blake: *Knew it*

Y+J: I know Right!

Blake: *Irritated Ear Twitch*

Sun: Also, Nice tits! Glad your taking some inspiration from Friends, huh?

Blake: Thank you for noticing my Chest without me pointing it out Sun.

Sun: No Problem.

Ilia: Holy Shit your tits are out!

Jaune: Wow Ilia!

Yang: The first thing you look at on a girl are her boobs? How stereotypical of you.

Sun: If I'm honest, a bit shameful.

Ilia: *on the verge of tears*

Blake: *hugging Ilia* Ilia, you're fine.

Ilia: *Thanking the Gods for proximity to Boobage* Thanks Blake ...

The Biker Chick

Blake: Hey guys, what do you think~?

Yang: What is it, Blake?

Jaune: Need something?

Blake: Ta~da~!

Yang: Whoa…

Jaune: Oh my god…

Blake: Do you like it~?

Yang: Hell yeah I do!

Jaune: It’s beautiful! Where did you get that bike?

Blake: Thank you…? Wait, the bike?

Yang: Yeah, it has a really slick design!

Jaune: Like a viper!

Yang: (Gasp!) It should have some gold stripes on it!

Jaune: To mach her eyes! Oh gods that would be so cool!

Yang: Where did you get it? I need a new bike after what happened to, Bumblebee.

Jaune: Do you think I should get one?

Yang: Oh totally! You would look so badass on a bike!

Jaune: Not as badass as you, hot stuff!

Yang: Right back you handsome!

Jaune: the three of us could start a biker gang!

Yang: That sounds amazing!

Jaune: What do you think, Blake?

Blake: Seriously?!

Jaune: What, I think it’s a cool idea.

Yang: It’s a pretty badass idea, Blakey.

Blake: You two are talking about bikes, and you’re not even noticing the most obvious thing about my outfit.

Yang: And, that is…,

Jaune: Her helmet has cat ears.

Yang: Oh, that’s cute!

Blake: My tits are on full display you idiots!

Jaune: Your what are what?

Yang: Oh, titties!

Blake: Grrrrr! Stupid sexy blondes…why is this my type?!

[zexapher]

The Crew Meets Saphron for the First Time

I was leafing through some character stills yesterday for a whole other meme I was making when I saw this one of Blake with an absolutely maniacal look upon her face seeing Saphron for the first time, and I just knew I had to throw something together. It just looked too funny to pass up.

The show has this sort of off-screen friendship between Jaune and Blake going on. Do they do bookclub together? I don't know, but little bits like this really sneak it in. She is so ready to bang meet Jaune's sister. Blake wants the blonde harem to go through the childhood stories and pics, gather some blackmail material.

That scene in general is too good, so much going on. The sibling energy with Jaune, who totally knows his sister will embarrass him. It comes with Oscar, with that vacant look on his face and his hands tucked into his pockets and everything! Qrow in the background having none of it. Yang and Nora! Ren lookin’ too cool. Weiss with that wholesome smirk.

Then Ruby absolutely pops off, living her best life! It’s inspirational.

[ficretus]

Harem King Championship

Sun: Good evening Guys, Gals and Non Binary Pals. This is annual Harem King Championship. I'm your host, Sun Wukong, part time Huntsman, full time rizzler.

Neptune: And joining him is me, Neptune Vasilias. N of team SSSN, but N of "Not getting a partner."

Sun: It's good to be in Vacuo. Atmosphere is hot and nominees even hotter.

Neptune: So let's introduce them.

Sun: Nominee number 1. You may know him as J from JNPR, but he is so much more. Jovial jock with jaw dropping junk making you jealous cause ya know your lady is gonna join him... Jaune Arc.

*applause*

Jaune: Thank you Vacuo.

Neptune: Nominee number 2. *whispers* Sun, paper just says racist asshole.

Sun: Dude, improvise.

Neptune: *clears throat* Bad boy of Beacon. Watch out for your girl, cause ears aren't only things he likes to pull. Master of cucking, Cardin Winchester.

*crickets*

Sun: Nominee number 3. She has a cold heart, but her caress will melt you. Every maiden will be hers. Don't think, just obey her... Cinder Fall.

*applause*

Cardin: Aw come on, she is literally a terrorist.

Cinder: You'd be surprised how far can being hot carry you.

Neptune: And finally, nominee number 4. This kitty has claws, and mice aren't the only things she is hunting. If you ever join her harem you'll never be left out cause clones are name of her game. On a hunt for title is... Blake Belladonna.

*applause*

Blake: This is for all Faunus Remnant wide.

Sun: Now that we know contestants, it's time to introduce the jury.

Neptune: As much as I'd like to check out some ladies, we have experts for that.

Sun: Jury member number 1. This hunky dad is more than it meets the eye. Partners are temporary, rizz is eternal, Taiyang Xiao Long.

Neptune: Jury member number 2. Some say he has gone through puberty while he was fetus. He has been bagging waitresses for longer than some of us have been alive, Qrow Branwen.

Sun: And finally... jury member number 3.

Neptune: All time record holder of Harem King Championship. She conquered men, women, Grimm and Kingdoms. Let's have a warm welcome for... Salem.

Sun: Wait, really?

Neptune: It's not like we can kick her out.

Tai: Didn't you kill my wife?

Qrow: Yeah, what the hell.

Salem: Let's keep it professional.

Sun: And now a commercial break.

*in Cinder's camp*

Cinder: Oh I can hardly wait to crush them all.

Mercury: Why am I even here?

Cinder: Because Emerald decided saving the world is more important than my special night.

Mercury: It's just a silly Harem competition.

Cinder: Watch your mouth Mercury. This is not just a silly competition, it's a game of life. If I can't rule as Harem queen, then what chance do I have to claim all Maiden powers. I will have this crown and I will take everything.

*in Jaune's camp*

Nora: You got this Fearless Leader, kick their ass.

Ren: Don't be nervous Jaune, odds are still stacked in our favor.

Jaune: Thanks guys. Can't believe I'm to favorite to win it all. This could be my moment, finally accomplish something and beat Cinder.

*in Blake's camp*

Yang: Jaune seems to be the main favorite to win it.

Blake: Oh don't worry, it's all under control.

Neptune: And now jury will rate our contestants.

Sun: Each jury member will give a rating from 1 to 5. Winner will be the person with highest number of points.

Neptune: Let's get ready to rizzleeeee.

Sun: First to be rated will be Jauneee.

Tai: I give him 4. He has that timeless look, muscular blonde with blue eyes. I could easily see him seduce at least 2 partners with that look. Just stay away from my daughters... and stay away from shapeshifting raven haired femme fatales...

Qrow: Ok Tai, let us continu...

Tai: Trust me, sex might be good but divorce makes it not worth it.

Yang: Could you stop!

Qrow: Sigh... Ok, I give Jaune 3. Look is important, but kid, you lack confidence. You need to work on your game. I'd say your Bi appeal is also kind of weak. It might be controversial, but I'd say true harem king can seduce partners of all genders.

Tai: Was that necessary?

Qrow: What, you can talk about banging my sister live but I can't mention some gay experimentation?

Salem: Men are utterly hopeless. Arc, I give you 4 as well. Your appearance is impeccable for the role and your approach is refreshing. However, you remind me of certain someone, so that lowers overall rating.

Neptune: That gives Jaune Arc final score of 11.

Sun: Not bad, not bad. Let's see can next contestant, Cardin top this score.

Tai: Cardin eh. I give 2, and that's mostly because of appearance. I don't like you and I don't like your approach. Also get a job, NTR fics are not funny.

Qrow: I give him 3. Being a bad boy is not... bad. You've got guts, but if you wanna ask a girl out just do it, don't act like a brat. Your Bi appeal could do some work. And fuck what everyone says, cucking is positive trait for Harem king.

Tai: Qrow!

Salem: Shush now. I give Winchester boy 3. Such a contrast between appearance and behavior. Knight should not act like that, yet in some regards that makes him more attractive.

Neptune: Cardin takes second place with 8 points.

Sun: Oof, I guess he really peaked in high school.

Cardin: Behind Jauney Boy, aw come on.

Neptune: And now one of the favorites, Cinder Fall.

Tai: 5!

Qrow: She tried to kill you daughter multiple times.

Tai: Sigh... 4. Too many red flags.

Qrow: I give her 5.

Tai: And you gave me shit for rating her 5.

Qrow: Hey, I'm being objective here. Look, I don't like her, but she is smoking hot, she has domineering attitude and can seduce you in five seconds no matter who and what you are.

Mercury: Well, it looks like you are getting your little trophy after all.

Cinder: Of course, did you really think I'd finish behind likes of Arc?

Salem: Oh Cinder, such a deceptive case. On the surface you possess all qualities of true Harem queen. Less informed individual might even think you are worthy successor to my legacy... but you are not.

Mercury: Uh oh.

Cinder: Shut up.

Salem: No true harem queen has a diary beneath her pillow, hoping for a dashing Prince to marry her. No true harem queen hugs aforementioned pillow and pretends its her Prince. No true...

Cinder: Stop, stop, stop.

Salem: My, my, fine then. I give her 2. Have to cut her some slack.

Cinder: 2?!

Mercury: *giggles* You are tied with Jaune now.

Cinder: Are you kidding me?!

Sun: Well, joke or not, that's 11 points.

Neptune: We have a tie for first place now.

Cinder: Mercury! Find the tiebreaker rules.

Mercury: Screw you, this is too funny.

Jaune: We are tied with Cinder.

Nora: I'll check the tiebreaker rules.

Ren: What about Blake?

Nora: What about her? *snorts* It's not like Fearless Leader is ever gonna lose to her.

*five minutes later*

Nora: Stop the count, stop the count!

Jaune: How did she whoop our ass this hard? This makes no sense!

Cinder: Ha ha, you lost!

Cardin: Nice one Jauney Boy.

Jaune: You lost as well!

Cinder: Unlike you I don't care about this stupid competition.

Mercury: Cinder you are literally crying.

Cinder: *sniffles* Shut up.

Jaune: But hold on, how did I lose this?

Blake: Because I'm the true Harem protagonist of this show.

Jaune: That can't be. I have... Pyrrha and.... That can't be.... What about Mantle moms?

Blake: Can you name any of them?

Jaune: Of course I can. Ca...

Blake: Without fanon or headcanons.

Jaune: Shit...

Blake: See, told you.

Jaune: But wait, that just means I don't have a harem. What about you?

Blake: Yang, Ilia, Sun, Adam and probably half a dozen off screen simps. Face it Jaune, I'm a genderbent Kirito with cat ears.

Sun: And with this, Blake Belladonna is crowned as a Harem queen of Remnant.

Blake: Thank you Vacuo, thank you Remnant. I dedicate this victory to all Faunus Remnant wide. For far too long have we been reduced to secondary harem members, mere fetish fuel. But now, we rule, we too can be Harem rulers.

Cinder: Fuck this.

Mercury: Where are you going?

Cinder: I'm in need of alcohol and large huggable pillow.

Ren: There is always the next year Jaune.

Jaune: Screw this, I'm getting a black coat and katana... and a gun.

*later that night*

Yang: Can't believe I'm dating Remnant's Harem queen.

Blake: *giggles* I was always a Harem queen. Did you pick up the money?

Yang: I did. If you knew you were gonna win it, then what was the point of the plan?

Blake: To inflate betting odds in Jaune's favor. That made me a dark horse...

Yang: More like... dark cat.

Blake: Aw you. That made me a dark cat of the competition, which allowed me to win ridiculous amount of money by betting on myself.

Yang: Still, was that money really worth writing 500 Jaune harem fics?

Blake: Of course it was. Besides, I didn't really write them. I just changed the name of the protagonist of my existing harem fics to Jaune.... 500 times.

Yang: So devious.

Blake: Indeed. Now kneel before your Harem queen.

[naanima]

I’m posting part of the not!fic outline bcos the details have changed, but I really like part of the crazy energy I had writing it. Lols

Daniel Ricciardo is on his male harem trip post Singapore, and is too deep in the hole of internalised homophobia to figure out he likes dick for reals. All he knows is that he likes being manhandled by men. LOVE IT. But it is only bcos he is ADMIRING their strength and wants to be like them. HONEST.

He visits Max in Monaco for like 13 hours before continuing on his trip. He just needed to see his boy, OK?!And like he had to see Max bcos Max's continuous texts and voicemails just makes him miss Max more!!!And was super emotional and proud at Max winning his 4th WDC. SO PROUD. WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A HUG & KISS. BUT LIKE IN A COMPLETELY HETERO WAY.

But it is cool. Love is good and fun, and like he isn't crying about the loss of F1. HE ISN'T. And then he finds out that Max and Kelly are having a baby! A fucking REAL LIVING BABY. Daniel sends a congrats mate text, and then just sort of spirals. And HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY! (he was thinking about inviting Max to his Perth farm after this season, go dirt bike riding, showing Max all the places he loved in Perth, and now that's all fucking gone).

So Daniel doesn't handle it well, he HE IS TRYING. He goes to a few parties that the gets invited to buy Hollywood friends. He meets a dude who is the HANDSOMEST man Daniel has ever seen, tall, built and blonde with blue eyes. He is an up and coming actor, and Daniel is just like HEART EYES. He invites Daniel out for coffee, for dinner etc etc. And a few weeks later after dinner at the dude's place, he looks at Daniel real intensely and is like, "I'm sure I'm reading this right." He leans in and kisses Daniel.

And Daniel's brain just SHUTS DOWN. He should be freaking but honestly just enjoying it too much. The dude is strong, he basically carries Daniel into the bedroom. They don't do much besides handies, and like Daniel has his freakout, but like the DOOR IS OPEN. And Daniel is like, WHY THE FUCK NOT?! So he goes back to the dude, and Daniel gets taught how to GAY SEX.

And well. Daniel really really like SUCKING DICK, love choking on it, gets him all hot and leaking, and dude has an amazing dick. He also loves fucking men apparently, his dick in a dude's ass is so fucking good. And like beside having to do a bit more prep work, and it being a bit colder than a pussy, ass sex is fucking awesome bcos it is so tight and just urgh so good.

But fuck, Daniel? DANIEL LOVES a dick in his ass above ALL ELSE. Hell, he might be a bit of a size queen, which like, if only he could fuck himself with his own large dick. But alas. So, he has a tonne of gay sex with hot dude. But they aren't serious or anything. And hot dude eventually calls a stop to it after lie two months of amazing sex bcos he is going to be gone for like 5 months on a Disney movie or some shit. Daniel is a bit sad bcos he was truly enjoying the sex, but eh, it happens. So for their last night, hot dude rims Daniel for hours till he couldn't even really remember his name, tears and snot running down his face as he begs to come. It was awesome.

So hot dude leaves, and Daniel starts to sort out his life, getting more involved in the tv series production, and thinking about when he was going to do a race in another Motorcross series.

All the while he and Max are still texting. But like, Daniel didn't invite Max to Perth, and Max didn't ask. But Max does talk about the development of foetus and babies etc. And Daniel is just so fond, and all soft and squishy, but fuck, Max is doing this with that both Kelly, and just urgh.

Daniel does go home to Perth a few weeks before the Melbourne GP, and he is happy, but he is fucking nervous, bcos so far only Blake knows about his new found sexuality. And Daniel being Daniel drops the news during family dinner, and, it goes great! His mum hugs him, then his dad. They tell him they are proud, and his mum is like,"I don't mind who you love. But honey, give me some more grandkids before I'm too old to play with them."

So yeah, it is great! Then Daniel starts telling other people in his life about his, his team, a few childhood friends, Seb, and like in the back of his head he knows he is gonna have to tell Max eventually. But he is chicken shit, and not now.

Max, and a few others ask him if he is coming to the Melbourne GP, Daniel thinks about it, and like, yeah, he is. Bcos he still fucking LOVES F1, so he let's them know, tells a few drivers that he will be coming, but only as an attendants, so might not see them on the paddock, but after the race for dinner maybe?

A few hours later Blake forwards him several messages from Mercedes PR, Alpine PR, even fucking McLaren PR with paddock/garage passes. Max send him an email directly telling him to turn up, and he will send his PA directly to pick him up from his hotel bcos RBR of course are being dicks about Daniel being in the paddock and the garage.

Daniel's heart squishes, but declines Max's offer bcos Max doesn't need to deal with the tricky relationship between Daniel and RBR (Daniel cut ALL contact with RBR management, only talking to Max, and RBR has been acting like a fucking bitch about it). Daniel accepts Mercedes invite bcos it will cause the MOST rumours and low level piss off Christian. Fuck em all.

Basically, Max and Daniel meet after the Melbourne GP, Max talking about the car, and the baby (being born soon!) and Daniel blurts out about being bi. Max snaps his fork, and ends up fucking Daneil that night. Then leaves the next morning bcos he has a fucking baby on the way, and a girlfriend he fucking loves. And just fuck everything in their lives. And Daniel disappears back to Perth and just tries to process shit and not nuke his or anyone else’s life further.

I have two endings in the air, and I’m not sure which one I’m going with but yeah.

[howlingday]

She's so happy and warm

How about Blake x Sun x Yang x Jaune (aka Blake and the Blondes)

[rwac96]

Prompt

Original Male Stud AU

Jaune’s chocolate harem continues to grow regardless what of he says about it. Especially now that the White Fang leader Sienna Khan also shows some interest in the young Arc.

Sienna: *cornering Jaune to a wall* "So, I've heard you have a taste for chocolate, human."

Jaune: *slightly blushes* "Wait a moment! W-Who told you that?!"

Sienna: "Blake when she visited with her blonde human lover. I thought to myself...maybe I should get my own~."

Jaune: *annoyed* "Dammit Blake!"

Sienna: *caresses Jaune's cheek* "I don't mind sharing, since you love filling up chocolate women with 'vanilla'~."

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Blake makes move on shark arc mermaid older sister.

Blake: Sooo, do you come around here often?

Anna: It is quite unfortunate how often I find myself here, for my spirit is wandering, but the places in which I find comfort are not.

Anna: Although, Blake, might I say you've grown into quite the fetching young woman~

Blake: *Blushing* O-oh. Thank you!

Jaune: Hmm. I guess Blake's crush has come back.

Ruby: What?

Jaune: Blake had a crush on Anna when we were kids. Not only that, but it's pretty obvious. She's stuttering and Giggling at everything Anna says, twirling her hair, the yearning look in her eyes. Unfortunately Anna's as dense as you pack CR's rounds with powder.

Ruby: Well she's not the only one.

Jaune: Yeah. Yang can't see that same look when Blake looks at her.

Ruby: ...

Anna: You know~ There's a certain blond that may be to your liking~

Blake: REALLY?

Anna: Yep~ A head full of golden hair~

Blake: MM-HM!

Anna: A certain Faunus~

Blake: Anna, I'd love -

Anna: You'd be a perfect first candidate for my Brother's Harem~

Jaune: ANNA! Not this again!

Anna: What for, brother~ You deserve all the love in the world~

Jaune: I DON'T WANT A HAREM!

Anna: But it's what you deserve~

Blake: I'm down!

Jaune: WHAT!

Anna: Excellent~

Blake: *Whispering* Jaune, I wanna get close to your sister, and if I need go through you to do it, so be it!

[n6918]

Maybe Sun X Blake X Yang X Ilia? Having all those clones should allow for such a setup, if you feel like putting words to my smutty mind! 🤣

Ilia couldn’t believe it was happening to her, lying flat on her back, making out with her crush. Will Blakes girlfriend yang was sucking her tits and using her fingers vibrating fingers to play with her clitoris. Well, their boyfriend Sun pounded into her well meditating to use his semblance; he was focusing on the four clones he was using to fill both Blake and Yang’s pussy and ass. Her mind was going blank as Yang and Blake switch places and the blondes, more aggressive tongue dominated her mouth. The finger is moving from her clit to her nipples, and Blake, using a wand to know, stimulate her. All well sun’s tail wrapped around her waist to give him more leverage. 

When they had asked ilia to join their relationship this was not what she thought was going to happen.  But here she was now, dressed in crotch, less panties, and being devoured by two busty women well a buff Himbo breed her.  But here she was, staring up as she felt him unload his seed into her, and the women moan out as the clones did the same. She was now another monkey king Harem girl, and she think she liked it.

[superiorsturgeon]

Another addition to the Bellaharem!

As people have said time and time again,you can definitely see Blake has a type. And it's buff blondes who have a good personality and make her laugh.

[dragynkeep]

Y'know a tiny part of me hoped that Lindsay, Barbara, and Arryn would be gracious and respectful to blacksun fans and Sun himself in that recent panel when bumbleby was brought up. Something along the lines that Sun would have been a wholesome and healthy romantic option for Blake but they decided on bees in the end...nah let's just pour salt on an open wound! Criticise Sun for a "cringe creepy get in her pants" line about her bow when it was actually just a cute encouraging compliment on Sun's part. Barb saying Blake chose the better blonde with abs when Sun has abs as his iconic physical attribute but Yang in every canon depiction does not have them outside of fan art. They're behaving so petty, distasteful, and tactless. But it makes sense since the wasps are the only ones left for CRWBY to pander to now that they pushed all the sane people out.

it just shows how cumbrained & childish arryn is because what even actually about that interaction said that sun was trying to get into blake's pants vs making her feel more comfortable as a faunus? for all she says she relates to blake as another marginalized woman: she really doesn't because she doesn't understand the racism blake goes under & she's too much in her borderline radfem, bitter phase to realize what genuine kindness looks like.

also like you said, yang having abs is about as canon as the ship she's devoted 10 years of her life to pimping out for money & the approval of cishets, aka in the barest sense & the delusions of the gays they've gaslit for so long. i would've loved for yang to have abs, the same way i would've loved for bees to be an actually good ship & i would've loved for blake to have a va that actually respects her character & understands the racial trauma she's undergone.

instead we got this cumbrained loser who's made plenty of jokes about blake having a bisexual harem, calling her a lesbian & so on, cackling with the cishet freak she sexualized a 17 year old with.

& don't get it twisted, buzzy bees. i don't even like blacksun, i haven't since blake abused him in v4 & it was never acknowledged ever again but god. everyone deserves better than blake as a love interest & blake as a character deserves better than that racist nonce as her va.

[latenightswithdoom]

Professor Black has to choose between Team RWBY: a cutesy UwU girl, a tsundere rich girl, the Bellabooty, and the cutesy girls stacked blonde sister… but why not the whole team?

Content: Age Gap, Daddy Kink, Harem, Professor Black, Teacher/Student

Ruby was very cute but equally corruptible. So precious to hold close and cuddle but also had a bit of a butt slut hidden deep inside of her.

Weiss was a brat that needed breaking and Mercury made sure to break her good. Now she's a good princess for her Daddy serving his cock for extra credit.

Blake was like Ruby but much more open about being a total butt slut and only did anal as the professor fucked her.

Yang was his favorite without a doubt. Her massive tits were always bouncing around while she rode him with such energy.