#black widow headcanons

[upon-a-starry-night]

hi there! could you write some headcanons about gf!natasha pretty please? 🥺🥺

Gf!Natasha Headcanons

Natasha Masterlist

(This is my first time doing this so I hope I did it right- let me know if I missed anything you wanted to see!)

♡ Prefers home-made dates to going out ( Movie dates, picnics, paint nights) ♡ Buys you flowers “just because” ♡ Definitely loves physical affection but tries to hide it sometimes ♡ Finds any way to be touching you ♡ Subtly grabbing your waist when passing by you ♡ Fixing your necklace ♡ Needing something in the shelf above you ♡ Getting touchy when the whole Avengers group is together ♡ Cuddling you on the couch ♡ Wrapping her arms around your waist ♡ Acts of service is definitely one of her love languages ♡ Knows your favorite everything (Coffee order, takeout, ect) ♡ Brings you snacks and treats just because she knows it’ll make you smile ♡ Would literally do anything for you. Like anything ♡ Texts back immediately when you text ♡ Low-key a little paranoid about you sometimes (it’s in her nature) ♡ Kisses you everywhere; cheek, nose, lips, neck, everywhere ♡ Definitely smells unfairly good which leads to you stealing her clothes ♡ She doesn’t mind she loves seeing you in her stuff ♡ Checks you out at least 5 times a day ♡ Possessive ♡ Always thinking about you even on missions ♡ Finishes missions as early as possible to get back to you ♡ Because she knows you worry and also she misses you ♡ Post mission cuddles hardcore ♡ Like she will not leave your side for days if she’s been gone for too long ♡ Sleepovers in each others rooms every night ♡ Cooks for you if you’re feeling sad ( though she might not be the best) ♡ Prefers when you make her gifts instead of buying something ♡ Has a whole shelf in her room dedicated to gifts you made her ♡ Loves just watching you whenever you do anything ♡ Has heart eyes for you all the time

A/n: Did I do this right? Are these good?

[the-fandom-abyss]

For your headcanons event:

Could you do headcanons of how Natasha likes to spend time with her love on rainy/snowy days?

Natasha does not know the meaning of ‘taking it slow’ or ‘relaxation days’. Her busy schedule and high thrilled life does not allow those days to be allocated in her calendar. So when a rainy/snow day appears, it’s safe to say that you are there to remind her to take it one breath at a time

Due to her busy nature, she will use this time to organise, clean house, take inventory, check on Yelena or the misfit group of Avengers. She rarely thinks to take this time for herself which is something that you have to remind her over and over.

Once she’s convinced that’s when the true fun begins. It has become a habit for you both to share a breakfast together on those days. Natasha seems like a big breakfast gal or something small like fruit, a granola or overnight oats. Depending on your style, Natasha will happily eat whatever the vibe is that day.

Natasha is always prepared for every circumstance, it’s just in her nature. So you bet she has a spare room filled with fun activities just for these occasions. Want to do a paint by number? She has perfectly picked the right canvas.

Want to play a board game? She has a whole collection separated into sections, her least favourite is the section called ‘Safe for Yelena’. Which is where all the boring games that don’t add a little spice to relationships go.

Dinner is always take out, she can’t stand the thought of tearing her arms from around your body. There is no scenario where she would allow that. So instead she will surprise you with take out that you love, or haven’t tried yet or have mentioned to her throughout your time together.

This will often lead to a trashy television show you can binge together or a comfort movie that allows Natasha to snuggle into you. That is where she will be for the rest of the night until her alarm clock inevitably wakes her from her slumber.

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[snowberriies]

i love how this is so wholesome and then just quickly turns to "eating ass" like aight guess this is what we're doing

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🌹 gender neutral reader, requests are open!

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~ Nerd! Nat Headcanons ~

18+ content. Minors DNI!

Based on this and this idea.

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Nerd! Nat who is getting a degree in something like History in college and meets you at a party (strangely so). Her sister has begged her non stop to drive her to said party and her almost non existent social skills and the people there being from a completely different department of her school make it so awkward for her. But then she catches your eye, you start talking to her and the rest is history!

Nerd! Nat who is basically biologically averse to technology. It's not that she doesn't like it, her brain just doesn't comprehend it. She barely has a random old phone of Yelena's (who begged her to take it not to “embarrass her”) and the oldest, slowest laptop she touches only when she's forced to for certain school projects.

Nerd! Nat who is SO passionate about History. She's read every book (good and bad), gone to every convention, talked to every professor. It is her passion and at first it feels a little strange to her when you start occupying so much of her attention, but she soon gets used to it.

Nerd! Nat who speaks Latin and Greek almost fluently and always uses quotes in those languages. The first time she does it in front of you it is unconsciously and once she realizes what she's done she's scared about what you'll think of her. She blushes like crazy when you act impressed by her skill and ask her about it with interest.

Nerd! Nat who is a little shy but as soon as you give her an ounce of genuine attention starts yapping nonstop in the cutest way possible.

Nerd! Nat who straight up dresses like a grandpa and LOVES it. She's always loved going thrifting for sweaters and now that she does it with you she's ecstatic.

Nerd! Nat who has to speak at some sort of conference at school and is thankful she has a random suit she thrifted a while ago for occasions like this, because she is so engrossed in researching and preparing her speech that she would've never had the time to buy something. When you get to the event, wanting to support her, you see her wearing a tweed suit that doesn't really fit her right and is just a little too big, but she looks so cute in it you can't help but kiss her and hug her, unknowingly calming her down before her speech.

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Nerd! Nat who panics when you start sucking her off in her car one night and she doesn't tell you she's a virgin. She tries to hold it as much as she can, but the first time she hits the back of your throat she cums so hard her hips buckle, making you gag around her and making her cum even more (it's a never ending cycle with her).

Nerd! Nat who apologizes so much for cumming quickly but gets shut up by you kissing her because you think she's even hotter now.

Nerd! Nat who, as you straddle her hips while you make out still in the car, shyly asks you to do it some other time. She knows she wouldn't be able to control herself at all if she saw you riding her in front of her bare eyes and she's too nervous about having another “quick” accident. You think she's so cute and you end up just making out for the rest of the night. You understood what her actual “issue” was and you can't help but like everything about her more and more.

Nerd! Nat who soon gets addicted to your pussy. The first time you fuck in missionary she hugs you so tightly and buries her face in the crook of your neck while she ruts into you so frantically. At first the strength behind her thrusts shocks you a little, but her desperate whines right next to your ear soon make you smirk once again at how needy she is.

Nerd! Nat who of course likes tits, but is such an ass girl! She's embarrassed to tell you how much your ass turns her on, but you easily pick up on it (she's not as subtle as she believes). You start almost always riding her facing the other way, to give her a clear view of your ass and it takes her breath away every single time you do it.

Nerd! Nat who wants to try to fuck you doggystyle (because the view would be simply too good to her), but gets so desperate the second you start pushing back to meet her thrusts that you end up fully lying on your stomach while she pathetically mewls and ruts into you, begging you to cum around her cock.

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[cielosafeplace]

poly! 141 x ex black widow! reader imagine the day that reader (ex black widow) goes to the movies to see barbie and comes home crying totally inconsolable, and the boys are totally worried about her without knowing anything about what could have happened to her.

after several hours she falls asleep and the boys start to wonder what could have happened to her

then the fact is not touched on anymore and months later they put the movie on one of the digital platforms on movie night and she cries again but not as much and when the movie ends she says

"I would have liked to be a little girl, one who plays dolls with her friends. I would have liked to be the girl they didn't let me be"

[angelltheninth]

Marvel Characters Confess You To Because They Think This is the End

Pairing: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Wade Wilson, Remy LeBeau, Logan Howlett, Kurt Wagner, Kate Bishop, Peter Parker x Reader

Tags: angst, love confession, fear of death, cuddles, hand-holding, sudden kiss, hesitation, protectiveness, friends to lovers, pining

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A/N: I will try to make these have a happy ending.

CONFESS AS SOON AS THE COUNTDOWN STARTS - Wade, Remy, Peter

If this is it then he'll tell you everything that he's been holding back for years. Might be a little lame that he waited all this time, until you're both gonna die to tell you, at least now you know his feelings. When the clock reaches zero and doesn't explode he feels very silly because he poured his heart out to you for 10 minutes thinking this was the end. In case you feel the same he could still take you on a date, or not, up to you.

KISS YOU AT THE LAST SECOND - Clint, Kurt

His eyes kept looking at the ticking time and then to your lips, debating silently if he should do it or not. As the last few seconds were left he couldn't hold back anymore, he grabbed you and kissed you. The kiss was salty with tears, not from fear but from his regret of not doing this sooner. It was very awkward for him when the bomb didn't go off and he felt you kissing him back instead.

HESITATE TO SAY ANYTHING BUT EVENTUALLY DO - Steve, Natasha, Kate

Wastes half the time walking back and forth, trying to come up with different plans to get out of the room. Since nothing is working sitting down next to you is the best place to die. A confession falls almost too quietly from their lips and they look into your eyes, looking for any sign of rejection. They're more scared of that than of death, they've had plenty of close calls with that, luckily not this time as not only were you rescued but you also returned their feelings.

ONLY HOLD YOUR HAND - Bucky, Logan

As he's never been the best at sharing his feelings and brute force doesn't work with this problem he opted to sit next to you and hold your hand. Might be a small comfort but he wants to do it, showing you he cares about you more than he could say. With your head on his shoulder you look at the countdown and wait in silence, cuddling up closer each minute. As soon as the door opens he moves away from you, embaressed that he had to be rescued like this.

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: I like your new haircut

Yelena:Thanks, but do you know how it would look better?

Y/N: as? a different color because I really like blonde

Yelena: No, it would look better with your hands in my hair, the two of us kissing wildly in my bed.

Natasha: I'm here, did you know that?

[writerslittlelibrary]

Wandanat x adopted teen Hydra reader headcanons

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a/n: this was the most chosen in both polls, so I figured I’d post this one first. I apologise for not being able to come up with a lot for this one, but I hope you still like it :)

You do not have my permission to repost, copy or translate my work

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Wandanat who were both shocked when they found your broken and bruised body in one of the Hydra cells on their mission

Wandanat who didn’t hesitate to pick your unconscious form up and bring you to the quinjet to take care of you

Wandanat who immediately told Tony off when he suggested putting you in restraints until they knew more about you

Wandanat who stayed by your side until you woke up, and who reassured you after you had woken up that you were safe

Wandanat who stayed by your side while you were getting better, introducing you to the wonders of tv shows and take-out food

Wandanat who made sure you got a room next to theirs to make sure they could keep an eye on you and make sure you were safe and okay

Wandanat who helped you settle in to the best of their abilities. They wanted you to be as safe and happy as you could be, even though they knew it would be difficult for you to adjust

Wandanat who were the first to know when you accidentally unlocked your powers

Wandanat who helped you learn and control your powers, and helped you understand them and where they came from

Wandanat who brought you on your first ever shopping spree, buying everything you wanted, and who secretly bought everything you stared at for too long, while insisting you didn’t want it

Wandanat who bought you your first ever stuffed animal, one that you brought with you everywhere

Wandanat who nearly cried when you accidentally called them ‘moms’ one time

Wandanat who took you with them after the Avengers broke up, making sure you were safe and happy after another large change of surroundings

Wandanat who allow you to sleep in their bed with them when you get scared. You’ll be snuggling up to Natasha while Wanda snuggles up to you from the back, gently stroking your hair and back until you fall asleep, making sure you feel safe and secure in their arms

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Natasha Romanoff

x female reader

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Plot: after an argument with Natasha, your partner, you retreat to a friend's place feeling lost and devastated. Two days later, Natasha surprises you by showing up to leave a letter. Filled with anxiety, you're unsure whether to read it, fearing it might end things between you.

Genre: dramatic(?), hurt & comfort

Author's note: English is not my first language so sorry if you find several errors!

You and Natasha had a big argument, and it's been two days of silence since then.

The tension had been building for days. You were caught up in a demanding project with your colleague Wanda Maximoff, leaving Natasha feeling neglected. When you finally got home, exhausted, you barely acknowledged her before heading straight to bed, which only fueled her sense of isolation.

Things came to a head during dinner with friends, where they praised your successful collaboration with Wanda. Natasha made a joke that inadvertently embarrassed you, hinting at jealousy and discomfort about your relationship with Wanda. The atmosphere soured, and the argument erupted as soon as you got home, lasting for hours until you stormed out, slamming the door behind you.

Now, without Natasha, you feel lost. After two years together, the thought of it all ending over a silly argument pains you deeply. But neither of you is willing to break the silence. You're now at a friend's place, barely eating or sleeping, yearning to be close to Natasha again, to talk to her, to feel her lips on yours.

You're lying on your friend's couch, looking and feeling like a shell of yourself. Your friend tries to comfort you with your favorite ice cream, but it does little to lift your spirits. The only thing that could truly make a difference is Natasha, but you doubt she would come – until her familiar voice surprises you at the door. You're almost convinced you're hallucinating; why would Natasha show up now after days of silence?

"Do you want me to call her?" your friend asks softly, unaware you can hear every word.

"I don't think she wants to see me," Natasha's voice replies, resigned and filled with sorrow.

"Are you planning to leave her a letter without talking to her?" your friend asks more urgently.

"It's all I can do," Natasha murmurs quietly.

You leap from the couch, rushing towards the door, but your friend manages to close it before you can reach Natasha.

"Was she here?" you ask tearfully upon returning, heart sinking as your friend nods and hands you a letter Natasha left for you. You're torn; each line could either heal you or hurt you further.

You leave the letter unopened on the coffee table, sealed in a red envelope. Is it a cruel gesture signaling the end before you even read it? You hesitate, fearing more pain, as your friend sits beside you, offering a comforting embrace.

"Natasha looked just as lost as you do now," your friend says gently, stroking your hair with maternal warmth. "She's scared of losing the person she loves most in the world. You both scare each other."

"I love her so much," you whisper, choked with emotion. The anguish threatens to overwhelm you.

"Do you want to know what she wrote?" your friend asks softly.

You manage a smile, acknowledging she's right. Taking the letter, you retreat to the bathroom for a moment alone with Natasha's words – words that could either devastate you or offer hope.

A smile of relief spreads across your face. Natasha wants to work things out. Leaving the bathroom with renewed determination (and lingering anger), you tell your friend you're heading home to face things with Natasha. She offers to accompany you, but you choose to go alone. Natasha deserves the chance to make amends, even if you, too, have apologies to offer.

The walk home, typically a twenty-minute journey, feels longer under the weight of uncertainty. You hadn't bothered to change out of your pajamas and slippers, a minor detail that you know won't bother Natasha.

"You're adorable," Natasha says softly, a faint smile lifting her tired eyes and dark circles. Despite her disheveled appearance, you find her endearing. Her smile, however small, warms your heart – a glimmer of hope that you both can mend what's been broken.

"I owe you an apology," she whispers, fidgeting with her hands nervously. Her agitation is palpable, a rarity in your typically composed partner.

"Me too," you reply in the same hushed tone, sitting together at the kitchen table, side by side. Silence hangs heavily between you, filled with unspoken words and shared history, the essence of your connection.

With hearts in hand, you begin to talk – really talk – sharing everything you've bottled up during these tumultuous days. There's a flicker of possibility, a chance that your love might survive this storm.

"Do you remember when we tried to bake a cake together?" Natasha asks suddenly, a hint of mischief in her voice. It's a memory you promised never to share.

"You were the one who said to put it in the oven. I was sure you meant the fridge, but I didn't dare contradict you," you say, laughing softly. The memory of burning an ice cream cake had led to blaming each other before eventually blaming the kitchen.

"And do you want to try making that cake again?" Natasha asks.

Your eyes light up with joy, eagerly accepting her offer. This cake symbolizes more than a sweet treat – it's a metaphor for overcoming a crisis that nearly tore you apart. Perhaps this time, the cake will turn out perfectly.

Thanks for reading and let me know if you want me to bring you a one-shot where you and Natasha burn that ice cream cake!

[jasmines-library]

Batfamily headcanons with batsis that used to be a Black Widow please?

Note: Thank you for requesting, I hope this is okay as I don't tend to write headcanons a lot, but I had fun with this and I thought that the idea was so cool!

The first time they met you, you had taken them by surprise, which was unusual for them as being vigilantes meant that they were always on high alert.

⛤ They were on patrol and you had snuck past them, taking out the criminals before they even had time to blink and then pinning them down from behind.

⛤ Although they were skeptical at first, it hadn't taken long for the four boys to develop a liking for you, especially Damian who was in complete awe of the way fought and slunk around the streets, although you would be lying if you said that he wasn't the teeniest bit jealous.

⛤ They saw you a few times after that. Your training made you hard to track down, but they were skilled to and with some digging, Tim had managed to find you.

⛤ You all became thick as thieves after that, often going out on patrol with each other.

⛤ And soon Bruce invited you to stay.

⛤ At first, you were hesitant. Your time in the Red Room had lead you to develop some trust issues but you took a leap and boy were you glad you did.

⛤ There is always something to do with the vigilantes; training, reading, watching movies. and you quickly became a part of their weekly routines.

⛤They love having you around too, often asking you to help them with their stealth and training.

⛤ You had to work around the assassinations with Bruce because they broke his 'no killing rule.', but after discussing with him and Jason, the three of you came to a suitable compromise and you become a huge part of protecting Gotham and of their lives.

⛤ You would do anything to protect them as they would for you.

[natashakimberlyworld]

Steve: *opens fridge to get some ice*

*sign on ice which says “caution hazardous to super soldiers”*

Steve: NATASHA

Nat: *smirks and walks off*

[scarnatlover]

Fluff headcanons

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader (romantic)

Warnings: a bit of spice in one of these, but other than that I don't think there are any.

A/N: I'm sorry if anything is spelled incorrectly, but English is not my first language. I apologize in advance for my grammar and spelling. If you have any request, I will try and write them.

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Imagine Nat holding you sweetly while you cuddle because she knows all the things you’ve gone through in the past and in this way she can make you understand that you deserve a love that is truly pure, non-toxic, sweet and kind. Also, she found out late on that in some way, she is healing the little you. “Oh, baby, it’s ok. I’m here. Nothing and no one will hurt you, as long as I’m here”

Imagine Nat holding you sweetly while you cuddle because she knows all the things you’ve gone through in the past and in this way she can make you understand that you deserve a love that is truly pure, non-toxic, sweet and kind. Also, she found out late on that in some way, she is healing the little you. “Oh, baby, it’s ok. I’m here. Nothing and no one will hurt you, as long as I’m here”

Imagine falling asleep on the couch with your head in between Nat’s legs while she talks to someone else. Even though she’s not talking to you, her attention is still on you, letting you know that she’s always on the alert for possible things that could happen to you. Every time you whine or whimper, she shushes you gently while stroking your hair. “Shh, calm down, you’re okay, everything’s okay. I’m here with you, like always”

Imagine Nat finding you crying while you try not to make any noise so she doesn't hear you. But Natasha hears anyway and slowly walks into the room to see you on your bed with your arms around your knees and your head resting on them. Natasha comes over and wraps her arms around you, hugging you as you break down. She doesn't need to tell you anything, also because she knows that right now you need to let it all out and to do that, you need to let go and just cry

Imagine Nat dating tattooed!reader, using your tattoo covered body as a coloring book. Whenever Nat is bored and you are together in your room, she opens a drawer of her nightstand and pulls out some markers and then proceeds to ask you to strip down to your sports bra and boxers and starts coloring as many tattoos as she can. Sometimes it is so relaxing that it puts you to sleep.

Imagine that during one of Tony's parties, in turns and at different times of the evening, Wanda, Carol, Maria and Pepper give you, as discreetly as possible, spicy polaroids of Nat. One in lingerie, one in front of the mirror, one where she holds her breasts, one where she is lying on the floor with her back arched, and so on. For the whole evening it is as if your face is on fire from how much you are blushing.

[sapphosclosefriend]

~ Nerd! Nat Headcanons p2 ~

This is 18+ content. Minors DNI!

Part 1

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Nerd! Nat who begs Yelena to teach her how to change the background of her phone to be able to always see a random selfie you have taken with her phone on a date at the park where you officially got together. You only notice it after a couple of days and just silently acknowledge it after seeing her turn as red as a tomato at the prospect of being teased for it.

Nerd! Nat who can't see shit without her glasses and squints in the cutest way possible when she wakes up next to you. She wishes she could see your face in the clearest way possible, but she can't physically wait to put on her glasses before giving you your “after sleep” peck, so she just blindly aims for your lips.

Nerd! Nat who loves immensely both cats and dogs and always rants about how she cannot even fathom people not liking one or both of them. She only has a cat, because she unfortunately doesn't have the time to properly take care of a dog, but she always rants about how one of the first things she will do after graduating is finally get a dog to keep Liho company.

Nerd! Nat who is a tea purist and is utterly shocked when one time you are too lazy to put on the kettle and heat up a mug of water in the microwave instead. (You use it as an excuse to make it up to her in a…better way). She makes it her mission in the next couple of days to thoroughly explain to you how to properly make the perfect tea “for your sake” because “you deserve only the best”.

Nerd! Nat who, doesn't mention it to you of course, but LOVES when you use her hoodies or sweaters, even more so when you wear them to go out. Your styles sometimes clash quite a bit together, but seeing pieces that remind her of herself on you makes her heart flutter so much she can't help but kiss you all the time.

Nerd! Nat who, when the weather starts to get warmer, literally wears a short sleeved button up tucked in some bermuda pants, a bucket hat and birkenstocks with socks. True grandpa fashionista.

Nerd! Nat who loves keeping you company during her free periods. She sits next to you in class and is incredibly interested in the lessons you attend, considering you study something completely different than her, but she physically can't keep her eyes away from you for too long and often ends up distracted by all your little expressions as you write down your notes. (Of course she always ends up blushing when you catch her staring without fail.)

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Nerd! Nat who could instantly die the moment you wrap your hand around her neck while you ride her. Poor thing doesn't even know how to speak anymore and looks at you with teary eyes to silently beg you to give her more. It's even worse if you choke her while you rub your pussy on her hard cock until she pathetically cums all over her own stomach.

Nerd! Nat who gets a little embarrassed and blushy when you joke about giving her a rimjob because of how much she'd actually like you to do it. The first time it happens, she's sitting at the foot of the bed with her legs open while you kneel on the ground and it is probably one of the times she's cum the hardest in her life. She's a little shocked at first and she doesn't wanna do it again, but it only takes her a couple days to come back to you begging for more.

Nerd! Nat who looks up at you with doe eyes as you gently hold her chin to make her open her mouth and moans out loud when you spit her own cum into her mouth after sucking her off.

Nerd! Nat who tries to eat you out one time and is surprisingly SO good at it. She makes you cum so many times and is so addicted to your taste that you have to physically push her off after a while or you won't be able to walk for a week.

Nerd! Nat who (as the ass girl that she is) ends up with you lying on your stomach while she pushes her cock between your ass cheeks. At this point you love to see her desperate for you so much that you gladly let her do anything to you to get a show of her pretty face as she cums all over your ass.

Nerd! Nat who invites you over at her parents’ house for the weekend and can't help but get hard when she sees you in a bikini. You spend some time in the pool to chat with Yelena and once you get out, water dripping down your body, you notice Natasha's eyes widening before she runs inside. After drying up you find her in her bedroom, trying to calm down until her hard on goes away, but you have a better solution and jerk her off through her swim shorts, making her keep all of her cum in her trunks until you tell her so.

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[ilovesnat]

Fluff moments with Nat<3

❀ Cuddling each other to sleep

❀ Tickle fights

❀ Helping each other wash up in the shower; back massages under the running water to help relieve the other’s tension

❀ Featherlight touches; tender

❀ Laughing/smiling into kisses; pulling away and looking at each other with softened smiles 

❀ Helping the other dry their hair/comb their hair

❀ Soft noises of appreciation as you hold each other close

❀ Taking care of the other when they’re sick and after a mission

[yelenabemylova]

norway!nat headcanons

please reblog if you enjoy, it really helps !!!

norway!nat who insists you upgrade from the little trailer to a gorgeous lakeside cabin so she can start to build a real life with you

norway!nat who sets up picnics by the water at least once a week and feeds you strawberries with your head in her lap

norway!nat who sings you to sleep when you're afraid of all the forest noise

norway!nat who always let you drag her on hikes before lunchtime (not without complaining though)

norway!nat who finds a small black cat wandering through the forest and insists on adopting it

norway!nat who's favourite song is the lakes by taylor swift because of all the wisteria growing around your cabin

norway!nat who gets really into diy and crafts lots of little trinkets for you

norway!nat who turns the tables and wants to take on you a hike to watch the sunset with a fancy picnic

norway!nat who sews you a brand new dress and you insist on wearing it that day

norway!nat who can't stop staring at you all night, causing you to blush

norway!nat who gives you this big long speech on why she loves you as the sunsets and casts a wonderful symphony of colours over the both of you

norway!nat who gets on one knee and asks you to marry her because she wants to see all the rest of the sunsets with you by her side forever

norway!nat who cries when you set up a mini ceremony one day in the forest and all the fireflies light up the trees, reminding her of her family

norway!nat telling you she has a surprise for you and driving you to a random cottage on a farm

norway!nat who had taken you to a whole welcome home party set up by the avengers (steve packed up the cabin for you both)

norway!nat who takes you back to the cabin every year for your anniversary and it feels just as special every time

[adrixivy]

I can imagine the Avengers playing UNO one day for game night and after that day, everyone is extremely petty, stingy, extremely aggressive or has an attitude to someone and it’s all because of something that happened that one day they decided to play UNO.

(I played UNO with my family earlier and I was constantly screaming. I got +16. SIXTEEN. So this was what inspired this post)

Clint, throwing dirty looks at Tony everytime Tony walks into the room: *glares and rolls eyes at Tony before looking away*

Tony, sighs exasperatedly: Is this because I plus 20 your ass that game night?

Clint, mocking him: iS tHiS becAuSE I pLUs 20 yOuR aSs- YES. YES IT IS.

Tony being Tony ‘Money is my superpower’ Stark: I bought your kids everything on their Amazon wishlist yesterday. I bought Ms Barton’s wishlist too. And your new trick arrows are restocked and some upgraded

Clint, smiling politely and in the kindest voice possible: Thank you very much, I’ll tell you Peter’s cards from the vent the next time we play UNO

Peter with his advanced hearing: MR BARTON NO!-

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Bucky purposely walks away from Steve everytime Steve is trying to go up to him for a kiss or hug or just be close to him (Yes I’m a stucky fan)

Steve sighs and wipes a hand down his face: Is this because I changed the color when you were on one card during game night?

Bucky nodded and dramatically said: You betrayed me-

Steve, screeching: IT’S JUST A GAME?!-

Bucky, screaming back: YOU DON’T LOVE ME-

Steve, dumbfounded because UNO is making his lover hate him: WHAT-

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Peter flips onto the ceiling whenever Tony enters the room, renames all of his protocols, purposefully gives Tony the wrong tools and messes up Tony’s clean set-up of tools that it drives Tony up the wall because he thinks Peter is going through some rebellious phase before he notices Peter being kind to literally everyone else except him

Tony, tired and stared at his kid hanging upside down as he plays Dress to Impress with Ned and MJ on HIS personal starkpad meant for his work: Get down from there, kid. I need the Starkpad.

Peter ignores him and he tries remembering what he did before he scoffs in disbelief as he realised what Peter is annoyed about

Tony: Is this because I kept skipping your turn during game night? I told you I didn’t have the colors and those skip cards were the colors I drawn!

Peter: I had ONE card but because you kept skipping my turn, MR BARTON WON! MR BARTON-

Tony, sputtering: IT’S JUST A GAME-

Peter, screaming back: IT’S UNO!-

Tony on the verge of tears: I’M SORRY DON’T HATE ME-

Peter immediately jumps down, puts the Starkpad away and hugs Tony. The two share a hug and Peter forgets everything that what Tony did to him in game night

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Natasha throws a dagger that just barely misses Steve and Clint everytime they enter the room. Steve is wondering where she keeps those daggers and Clint knows where but knows she won’t stop because she’s incredibly petty. Extremely so.

Clint: Nat, my no.1 friend, my sister from another mother, I swear you gotta stop this-

Steve: I really don’t appreciate those daggers being thrown-

Steve is immediately cut off as Clint shoots a look at Steve that says ‘You’re an idiot!”. Nat simply stares at them blankly and Clint immediately grabs Steve and yanks him down to take cover as Natasha pulls a gun out of nowhere and shoots where they previously stood

Clint, knew it was coming but is still afraid as the two just narrowly dodged the bullets: I’M SORRY WE KEPT CHANGING THE COLOR BUT IT WASN’T THAT DEEP-

Steve, panicking and worried for their lives: JUST BECAUSE OF UNO?-

Clint, can’t believe Steve is asking an obvious question: YES JUST BECAUSE OF THAT!

Steve: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA-

Clint, the one who told Steve to mess with Nat together and is regretting he ever did and is genuinely sorry he made the reluctant Steve join him: I’M SORRY I DRAGGED YOU INTO THIS-

It took Natasha a few hours to calm down and it was just because Clint summoned Peter ‘Puppy’ Parker to calm her down. Nat still gives slight nasty looks but she isn’t so petty about it anymore which was an absolute relief for the two

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Sam is glaring at Peter everytime and Peter sticks his tongue out to annoy and piss Sam off. The two always had somewhat of a small beef but it amplified more after game night. Probably because Peter was purposely aiming to attack Sam by always adding plus cards when it’s Sam’s turn next. It sucked more for Sam when Peter actually won.

Sam, sending Redwing to shoot small nerf darts at Peter: Take that you midget-

Peter, huffing and shot a web at Redwing which immediately made the small robotic bird stuck onto the ceiling: *sticks tongue out before giggling*

Peter laughs harder when he heard Sam screaming ‘MY CHILD’ with his advanced hearing

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Wanda and Peter teamed up during UNO and sneaked some cards to each other when one needed a certain color. And the entire team is always dumbstruck whenever one of the two kept winning for 5 rounds straight, not knowing Wanda is reading their minds on what color they have and their secret way of communicating

Wanda wins three times in a row and her and Peter is giggling. The whole team is confused af because how are they doing this-

(They totally forgot about Wanda’s abilities during the game. UNO is a serious game where all your remaining braincells is used on the game and nothing else matters)

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Rhodey joins for one game and is immediately done because his cards somehow stack all the way to 30 cards. He just needed a blue and he kept drawing cards until FINALLY he pulled a blue and Tony’s turn was next so imagine how furious he was when Tony placed a blue reverse and out of his 30 cards, he didn’t have a SINGLE reverse or power card. He tweaks and the whole team is laughing at him as he grumbles and complains about how they’re ganging up on him and UNO is a completely unfair game. Tony kept laughing till there was tears. He always found it fun to annoy tf out of Rhodey.

Rhodey, fuming as he fails to get one blue card: WHO THE HELL SHUFFLED THIS CARDS-

The whole room erupts into laughter at the sight

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Thor is the only one that doesn’t seem affected by the game and isn’t petty at all because there’s probably worse games in Asgard and he had dealt with way more petty people when it comes to games. Honestly, he probably imagined it as a game with Loki. Loki was always petty with games and everytime Thor won, he deals with attitude from Loki for weeks. UNO was basically child play for him.

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Bruce doesn’t ever participate in UNO and the team believes its for the best because if he joins, the big guy will come out and play for him instead (He’s smashing everything. Not as in the game. Literal smashing)

It’s literally impossible to not get mad at people in UNO.

Best believe UNO is a game that’s banned from game night forever after that day as the amount of attitude and danger in the tower increases by tenfold.