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Is it just me or does Black Spy have a hearty appetite?
Here is a compilation of Black Spy basically having a healthy appetite (usually to the point of fault):
And this last one, of course, is probably the most disturbing food related prank/trap, which I had exposed in a previous post:
We all knew exactly where this was gonna go...
Anyhow, this makes me wonder why Black has quite a bit of a healthy appetite. I mean, we all know he has fallen for food related pranks on multiple occasions, especially in a few of the strips from one of the paperbacks (specifically "The MAD Fifth Reports of Spy vs. Spy," which was later reprinted for the first portion of "Spy vs. Spy Casebook of Craziness," except for the "Spy jr vs. Spy jr" strip from right at the beginning of that same paperback book). Apparently, some say that Black may not be getting paid enough (considering that it has been shown that his boss has put him through hell on at least a few occasions; *cough*Doggie Bagged*cough*). A few might say that the dude probably just likes food, plain and simple. Both of those assumptions could be possible, especially the first one. Either way, this makes me think that there might be a possibility Black Spy could probably be a potential candidate for the Big Eater trope (at least during Prohias's era, of course), to the point of fault that is. I wouldn't really be surprised as the images I provided basically say it all, or at least most of it.
Bonus:
(Taken from "Danger! Intrigue! Stupidity!" which is, of course, a reprint of "The All New Secret Files of Spy vs. Spy.")
The images of the Electric Spaghetti were screenshots taken from MADtv. That short was originally a one panel opening gag a little over three decades prior during the strips' early years.
I do not claim ownership of any content. Spy vs. Spy belongs to the defunct MAD magazine and Antonio Prohias.
#spy vs spy#black spy#white spy#antonio prohias#mad magazine#spy vs spy paperbacks#madtv#big eater#big eater trope#I wonder why black has quite a bit of a healthy appetite anyway#the only instance where black ends up falling for a trap involving food but doesn't lose was in Operation: Mouth Trap (images 6-9)#and that trap white set up was provoked because black stole an apple from the former's tree#black stealing food from white (or at least trying to) tells us something#is black not getting paid enough?#that would not surprise me at all as his boss has put him through hell on at least a few occasions
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Hobie Headcannons cs some of yâall be treating this man like heâs some white goth nga thatâs never had black experiences đđ these are js off the top of my head so donât tweak out⌠JUH VIBE
Heâs most likely Jamaican/British or African/British because heâs from the UK
He has had multiple people try to force him into playing basketball at least once because heâs 6â5
âMan, so you telling me you ainât never tried going D1?â
âNever even played.â
âNIGGA WHAT?â
Has gotten his hand popped multiple times from touching his hair while getting it done
âHow many do you have left?â
âBoy move that damn hand.â
Gives horrible advice then says âbut I donât kno, thats just meâ
âShe cheated on me bru. Like cheated. Called me ON FACETIME while they was hunchin.â
âMe personally I would find the guy and start a gas leak in their house while his family is sleeping. But ion kno, thatâs just me tho.â
Played soccer as a kid with a makeshift paper soccer ball
Was one of those kids who were forced to finish their plate before leaving the dinner table so he would sit at the table till the next day playing with his food
Illegally listens to and downloads most of the music he likes
âWanna do a Spotify blend?â
âYâall use that shi?â
âwho df are you broâŚâ
Will side eye you till you burst out laughing if you both see something crazy in publicÂ
Sung chi-chi man religiously as a child before he knew what the song meant (iykyk)
Takes pictures of white people with braids or locs
Hobie: Attachment: 1
disgusting creaturesâŚ
Hangs trash bags on his doorknobs around the house
Had entire debates as a child with older people at the cookout on why he should be able to eat ribs instead of hotdogs
âThese steaks for the adults, go grab a lil hotdog and a juice.â
âBut why? Canât we both eat and enjoy the same things without you having to dehumanize me and view me only as a child without preferences for food?â
âBoy go get that fuckin hotdog and caprisun get out my face.â
Had his hairline pushed back astronomically far when he was little (Nigerian boy canon event)
On the other hand he probably never had his hair cut as a kid and started free-forming when he was young (Iâm conflicted between both)
Constantly had a smart mouth as a kid (he still does), like CONSTANTLY. Once he got his lips snatched and balled into a fist
Would steal, get caught and say is âit cause Iâm black?â
âYo, were you stealing back there?â
âWhy bruv? Cause Iâm black?â
âNevermind.â
Touches hot ass food with his bare hands. Like he will flip pancakes with his hands.
Can literally sleep anywhere.. like anywhere. People in his band have pictures of him hunched over on sinks, sleeping on bathroom floors, in bathtubs with the curtains wrapped around him, on the bus. Anywhere you can think of.
He doesnât spend much money on birthday gifts or gifts in general. He likes to make things by hand even if he has to spend a few weeks
After his shows he loves to meet people in the crowd, even if they freak out. He isnât really for the idolizing so he doesnât know how to express his emotions too much on that.
âOH MY GOD HOBIE!?!â
âi aint think i was that special but thanks luvâ
⢠His jacket makes HELLA noise and he doesnât realize it. Just like if he had beads in his hair.
âimma get bro good this time..â
âHobie donât even try to scare me, i hear that big ass jacket thumpin down the hallway.â
⢠The first time he kissed a girl with lip piercings like his, they got caught on each other. They sat there for almost half and hour trying to untangle each other without hurting each other.
⢠Heâs definitely been called a few different celebrities before, none really looked like him.
âAre you playboi carti?!â
âBruv.â
over.
âYour that rockstar dude lancey right?â
âbruâŚâ
and over.
âyou Opium?â
âIâm starting to feel this is lowkey sterotypicalâŚâ
and over again.
⢠When heâs in the pit at concerts he looks out for the younger people towards the front to make sure they donât get thrashed around too hard.
âyou good youngân?â
âI CANT FEEL MY FACEâ
âthatâs cool tooâ
⢠He only really steals from big corporations, not small family owned places. Just out of respect. Even when they say he can take things for free he still pays, maybe a few dollars over budget.
⢠He loves collecting trinkets and little things he finds on the streets or backstage. He has multiple spoons, buttons and scrap fabrics laying around
⢠When he first learned about capitalism he realized it everywhere, like EVERYWHERE. That boy was pissed.
⢠He loves girls who can beat him tf up, like whoop his ass. Or girls who will cuss him tf out. Sometimes you both will be arguing and heâll just sit back and let you go off on him.
anyways yawl thatâs it lmk if I should drop some more this was fun asl to make đ
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Obey Me! Beel & Belphie with a Goth MC! : basically my thoughts on what the brothers reactions would be, how they would handle having a goth partner, ext.
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Welcome to the third part of this adventure! This is the twins reactions separately but their thoughts/feelings may overlap. The characters may not be how you imagine! I apologize for any poor jokes, bad spelling, and terrible grammar. Without further ado, enjoy the content. âĄ
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Goth MC! who does the make up, the white foundation the "crazy" eyeliner, the black/grey or dark color eyeshadow and blush. Classic black or red lipstick with matching nail polish on the Mc's fingers. The saggy looking hair that matches the make up, oh so well. Goth MC! Who has the unkept look, but at second glance you can tell their well kept. At least to some extent. The Mc has raggy, ripped looking outfit but upon closer inspection its clear the outfit is perfectly kept up with. Goth MC! Who has an over extent looking outfit, looking like rags on rags, and the Mc has a dead looking apperance appearing to have risen from the grave. Almost the perfect example of a goth baddie. How will the brothers react?
Beel
When Goth Mc drops into the Devildom, Beel wasn't really concerned. Beel is sweet baby boy nonjudgemental he just doesn't care what others look like or wear. As long as Mc doesn't steal his food or hurt his family, he'd be chill. It might even take him some time to notice Goth Mc's appearance. Pls be patient he's always focused on food. He's the Avatar of Gluttony dude! The first time he meets Mc he doesn't pay attention, instead complains to Lucifer about being hungry. Someone feed the poor bby.
Beel finds Goth Mc's look to be unique. He thinks its cute. He can relate to the fact that some people may find Goth Mc to be scary. People somehow find this giant teddy bear to be scary all the time! Beel isn't threatened or scared by Mc's apperance. He will gladly listen to Goth Mc rant about goth culture or dark things in general while he munches on food. Beel will also gladly accompany Mc to haunted houses as long as he has food. Dont want him to go on a rampage. Beel may raise his eyebrows even jump a little in shock, but hes ultimately a great haunted house partner. He wont leave Mc behind and will even put himself between the thing thats scaring them and Mc.
Dating with Beel is adorable! Beel likes to do Goth Mc's intrests because he likes seeing Mc happy! Beel will gladly watch anytype of horror or scary film with Mc. "I'll be focused on the popcorn anyways." Although Beel is indeed focused on the popcorn. He still takes Mc's intrests seriously, he'll watch the film's and listen to Mc rant about how it was well done or poorly executed. Beel will nod along while Mc rants and occasionally say what parts he liked.
Beel will happily go out places with Goth Mc. He thinks nothing of it, he just wants to go out to eat with someone he cares about. Such a cutie. Beel may be a gentle giant, but he will gladly use his "scary" apperance to make people leave Mc alone. The poor idiot still wants to bully Mc for being goth? Dont worry Mc! Beel's always hungry! "...its bad to eat other demons..? ....i was just trying to protect you Mc..." *sad puppy Beel* Mc! Apologize! Sweet Bby did nothing wrong! Go get him a snack!
Beel doesnt care about apperance so he isnt the best with fashion gifts. However Beel takes gifts seriously and always puts so much thought into them. If he gets something from someone and it remind him of Goth Mc, he won't hesitate to give it to them. Mc might occasionally receive goth gifts from him, but Beel mostly gives them dark colored foods. For example, a black cupcake with a bat or a skeleton. Something sweet and simple like that.
Belphie
When Belphie first meets Mc in general is wack. But we wont talk about that. Goth Mc he'll give a eyebrow raise maybe even a small smirk. Belphie would defiently bully/tease Goth Mc. "...You look more dead than the skeletons inside people's coffins.. *yawn*" dont be fooled, Belphie lives for Goth Mc. Simp! Jk I just feel like belphie would really be into a Goth Mc. Belphie doesn't give a damn what someone wears. Mans can barely stay awake to care. I honestly feel like Belphie has probably been called emo or something similar. Belphie and Mc would defiantly get into playful fights over which one is better, goth or emo. Both are valid âĄ
Imagine Goth Mc dating Belphie and then people at R.A.D start calling the two of them the "emo couple" the fights ..mostly playfights.. This could lead to. Like imagine some demon walking up and saying their the emo couple or calling Goth Mc, emo in general.
Goth Mc: "I'm not emo!! Belphie! you're killing my vibe" "...you think I've killed youre vibe?... *yawn* ...we both know i improved you're vibe. ...Who likes Goths anyways. *insert that cocky smirk he gives*" He says all of this playfully he is just a little shit. Just likes to tease and deflect his actual feelings.
Dating with Belphie is playful. Belphie is always teasing Mc, and he expects MC to tease him back. He'll say the rudest comment ever, but the grin on his face tells Mc that hes just playing. Hopefully. Belphie may be playful and he may bully Mc, but hes the only one allowed to bully Mc. Some random demon comes up and trash talks Goth Mc's look well- "..*bored yawn* ....you're just mad that a walking skeleton looks better than you..." Yup. Thats his way of dealing with it. He'll insult them and Mc at the same time. Belphie is a bitch mean so if he doesn't hurt the random demons feelings he'll either put the demon to sleep. If he can't do that he'll just give the demon nightmares.
Belphie doesnt do a lot of activities, he'll just sleep next to Goth Mc as they do their thing. Scary movie? Just dont wake him up by jumping around. Make up? Belphs sleeping on Mc's lap. Weird ritual? Can he still sleep on Mc's lap while they do it? Belphie straight up doesn't care man. Just sit or lay somewhere Mc, its Belphies nap time and he needs his favorite pillow.
Belphie sleeps all the time. So gifts isn't something he just randomly does often. I feel like his gifts would be cute things like goth bed attire. Oh, he was out at the store and saw this black bat plush. No he didn't get it because it reminded him of you, Mc. He got it because its soft and comfortable. Liar. If Belphie gives Mc any other gifts he either oddly found it somewhere or had one of his older siblings get it. Belphies lazy, but that doesn't mean hes not thinking of you, Mc.
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Thats all for now! Hope you enjoyed babes!!⥠This is not proofread. Feel free to comment or reblog any thoughts or any add ons you have! The side characters reactions will be coming soon. So stay tuned! You matter. You are loved! âšđš
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Some people angrily say to Chloe fans, âStop liking her. She can choose, and she wonât stop being a villain.â While you can argue that, the lines separating what a person CANâT do and what a person WONâT do are often blurry. People are still bound by nurture after all, which is why the lines are blurry. But people want easy answers.
Some people want the world to be in black and white. I wouldn't say bound by nature, because those same people will say 'She's evil, its in her nature' which is also a vile line of thought that is used to excuse atrocities against people.
The truth is, *nurture* is strong. What we are *taught* shapes us heavily, and changing our core beliefs is often extremely hard. Neuroplasticity is real, and it makes bug changes very hard without support.
The people who claim 'You have a choice' as if that is the beginning and the end want to ignore this. They're the same people that would tell someone starving 'You have a choice' about stealing food. They'd tell someone with depression 'You have a choice' about staying in bed. They want to erase all context leading up to the moment of 'choice' and pretend it is something sanitized and without weight.
Some of the people who do this are children, they speak from ignorance. If they've grown up in a happy sanitized little family household then they don't have the experiences to understand. Not only that they might lack even the knowledge about how to educate themselves. There is much in the world that we don't even know that we don't know. On top of that their developing minds are trying desperately to order the world, just to get a handle on it. Kids are bombarded by new things and new information at a frightening pac, and that doesn't even include all the chemical insanity of puberty. So they short hand, they organize and simplify. Kids say 'it's a choice' because it lets them shrink down a complex and uncomfortable issue into something small and easily managable.
Then there are adults. Adults who should know better, adults with the experiences at least to know they might he missing the big picture, adults who can and should educate themselves or admit their ignorance, and yet don't. You see, there is a form of power in dismissing someone else's life experiences. Taking an entire person's life and crushing it down into three little words 'It's a choice' is an intoxicating level of control. It's doubly so when you already don't like someone. Maybe you don't like the way they dress. Maybe you don't like their religion. Maybe you don't like who they kiss. Maybe you don't like the color of their skin. Or maybe they just remind you of a childhood bully you had.
Dehumanizing someone is a powerful tool for oppression, control, and revenge. That doesn't make it right.
This answer is a bit of a ramble already, it's before my morning coffee. It's all relevant though. I've also hit upon the role reversal in the show between ChloĂŠ and her father. The grown man is treated as the victim at the mercy of the child, while the child is treated as the adult -as if she had any control or real power in her life.
#asks#dehumanizng people#child abuse is never okay#God this show needs help#I can't even say these aren't topics for kids shows because other shows are out there doing it better
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Queen of (Not Really) Mean.
Raven was scared of how this could go. It wasn't like she meant to lie to everyone about who she was. She just neglected to mention that she was the daughter of the Evil Queen who actually tried to steal a powerful book in order to rule over other worlds including their own. Okay, it was a very big deal. It wasn't that she didn't trust her friends but she didn't want to lose them. She was scared.
After a long time, she found a place where she wasn't the Devil's queen daughter or the Next Evil Queen. She was Raven, the girl who liked rock and roll. Raven, the weird girl with Fire magic. She was just Raven Queen. And she was scared to lose that comfort.
Still she has to come clean eventually, better start with the M.N.A. "Maybe if soften the blow, they wouldn't be mad that I lied to them".
It was a sunny day in Forie, so Raven suggested taking advantage by having a picnic. Right now, everyone was just enjoying the food and sunshine. The wind was blowing softly, slightly bending the flowers. Mikey was mixing some drinks for fun. Isamu was trying to go to the river and Bastion tried to stop her.
"Hey guys, I have something to tell you but you have to promise me something." Raven messed with her black hair as she spoke.
"A nervous tell" Bastion thought. "Depends on the thing, Raven." He knew her long enough to know when something's wrong. Isamu and Michael seem to have the same thoughts as they stopped what they were doing as soon as Raven said it.
"It's something I've been meaning to tell you for a while now." She started "Something that could change how you see me"
"Nothing in the world could do that, Rae! You're our friend and nothing can change that" Isamu shouted, standing up as if to punch the sky.
"Look Rae- Rae, we've seen and heard it all. Nothing can surprise us now" Michael said absent mindedly.
Raven took a big breath as if to steel herself."Well, what if I told you that fairy tales are real and I'm actually the daughter of the evil queen from Snow White who is destined to repeat her mother's story? "
Raven waited for the other shoe to drop. For the fear to appear in their eyes, for them to run away, for them to -
"Well that's just....dang Raven. Sorry your mom sucks" Mikey awkwardly shuffled around.
"That is quite the unfortunate circumstances."
"Agreed, please tell me your dad is okay at least." Isa looked worried for her.
"Yeah, he's okay just- Wait?! You're not scared of me? You still want to be my friend?"
"Yep!"
"Of course , Rae Rae"
"Give us some credit, Raven. We all know for a fact that you are not your mother or that you're ever going to be her." Bastion looked her dead in the eyes. "After all, you are the same girl who plays her music for all to hear. The same girl who will always try with her spells. And the same girl who is brave, caring and will always be Raven Queen. And no blood will ever change that. Hell no destiny will ever change that"
"Uh dude, you made her cry."
"Oh blast! Raven , are you okay?"
It was then she noticed that she was crying. At that she smiled.
"I'm the greatest, guys."
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Cafe Life #5: Gailâs, Wardour Street
Tea = ÂŁ2.70 (in a paper cup)
We have just walked into Gailâs in Wardour Street for the first time is ages and they have redesigned the place. It is actually smaller, with less places to sit; specifically, they have taken out the counter seating area, so you can no longer sit at the end, watching the Baristas do their thing; nor stare out the large windows into Soho, daydreaming of your latest piece of unfulfilled artistic genius, as London bustles by. Now that dream is also gone. I never did this in my late teens, but always wanted to. Such abandon is for the cool people who worry about nothing.
This is a classic day off at itâs best. We just saw the Daido Moriyama exhibition at The Photographers Gallery, a great Japanese photographer whose best work shows a grainy black and white cityscape full of the people not normally paid much attention to, even though they build the world and kept it moving. We then went to Reckless Records and Sister Ray in Berwick St; got some CDs as ever and did not damage the bank too much, before poncing about in the streets taking my own random photos. Such activity calls for a nice cup of tea to make the day perfect as the light draws in and the horror of Christmas is just around the corner.
Gailâs tea selection is shit now. Just the basics, insanely overpriced (of course) and if you want some food to go with it, better bring your bank loan. Plus I remain hungry afterwards; never filling enough. This is what comes of not standing up to gentrification. First they take the street and homes of the poorest residents; then they take everything else. The affordable cafes disappear quicker than pubs close around here, although we hear less objection. Rent goes higher than the sun and poverty increases to unimaginable levels. If only the Baristas were raking it in, that would at least give us something to hold on to.
These small joys are just the moments between fights now. There is no calm that lasts longer than a few moments â like the joy of a nice tea and cake in the middle of this beautiful city. Between our endless working class battles at home, the fate of Gaza miles away, this is a time of bearing up at best. Anxiety and horror on every channel; genocide on the evening news, all enabled by our political leaders. Evil is so banal. From a dementia-ridden cunt in the US to our very own moral-less banker who talks like a children's TV presenter.
Yet the worldwide response, not least here in London, has been amazing. Rejecting the apartheid state of Israel; land-stealing psychopathic child killers in government trying to tell us our response is unjust, not their actions. We can shut them down and bring justice, even from this far away.
There is only the class war. Maybe I always wanted it this way, so now it is.
Upon leaving I ask to use the toilet, as I have done so many times before in Gailâs but now there is a rope over the staircase. âWe only have one for staffâ she says. Fuck this place; I just spent the better part of a tenner on two cups of tea (in takeaway cups because they somehow have no china) and a Croissant between two and I cannot even use the toilet? Never coming here again.
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Digital Heart
Foul Legacy Childe x Reader Gender Neutral (no pronouns mentioned) Angst Warnings: Falling, fighting, minor injuries, nausea, breathlessnessÂ
In which Genshin is an interactive RPG accessed through an immersive headset, and you find yourself pushed to play it by your friends.
~ * ~
It started with a game.
For thirty days and thirty nights, your friends have been pleading for you to play it. Genshin Impact it was called, an free immersive open-world RPG with hundreds of weapons, characters, and power ups. Accessible through a specialized headset that tracked movement, it had only been a month since the freely downloadable gameâs release and it was already a success, garnering praise from the customizable main character and the interactive playstyle. Play it. Your friends beg. Youâll love it. We can play together.Â
You refuse at first. The game might be free, but the headset isnât, and you need to save that money to pay for food and clothes. Alongside your financial state was your schedule, a long list of work and chores that left little time to play games with constant updates like Genshin, so you told your friends- politely, as thatâs how you were raised- that itâd have to wait. They agreed, quietly.
Then the next day, they ask again. You make an excuse- too much work. They agree, again.
The second day, asking. Youâre too tired, you say. Of course, they respond.
Everyday, the same question. The same request, the same demand. It wears on you, amused exasperation drawing a sigh from you everytime you open your notifications.
Play it.
You canât.
Play it.
You donât have time.
Play it.
You need to focus!
Play it.
âŚ
âŚAlright.
Finally, you cave. You create an account, a headset en route to your house. You clear an area in your house so you donât accidentally hit anything. The headset arrives, and you insert the batteries, said to last up to an entire day playing nonstop, a stage you dearly hope you never reach. You pull it down over your head, cringing at the thought of your hair getting so mussed, and switch it on. A long and potentially worrying warning flashes before your eyes and you blink, not used to the in-depth cameras yet, as the screen goes white.
Welcome to Genshin Impact! Please name your character⌠appears, and you subsequently slip down the rabbit hole.
Itâs fun, you find. Your friends were right, you did like Genshin Impact, although you thank your lucky stars that you werenât as attached as some players were, as you still had work and life to attend to. The combat and story were enjoyable, and the characters were funny and diverse in personality and playstyles. The main character, who was also your customizable avatar, was quite literally you, the story explained, a traveler from distant lands who fell face first into Teyvat by mistake and tragedy. Of course you still havenât gotten entirely used to the whole immersion thing, and sometimes shuddered under the eerily real programming of the NPCs and characters, but that was nigh unnoticeable when focusing on fighting monsters. Your deep love for exploration and discovery surfaces, and you take as long as you want exploring every inch of the wonderfully modelled map as you follow the main story, or âArchon Questsâ. You calm the great dragon Dvalin and bid your friends at Mondstadt- Kaeya, Amber, Lisa, Diluc, Jean, and Venti- goodbye, Liyue sprawling out before you in wooded forests and cloud-covered mountains. A mysterious man runs across you at the Inn, the immortal Adeptus Xiao, although you wouldâve thought he was quite young due to his short stature, and you encounter Zhongli in the Harbor, along with Lady Ningguang and her subordinates, Keqing and Ganyu. A member of the malicious-seeming Fatui also greets you and introduces himself as Childe, a name you donât trust for a second, yet find yourself getting strangely attached too. The story progresses with you at Zhongli and Ningguangâs sides, the suspicion being pointed more and more to the Fatui, and you find yourself staring up at the elegant pillars of the Golden House, the mora mint building.
You gulp. You know this is where Childeâs boss battle takes place, and youâre not sure if your team is prepared, even if you stocked up on food right before leaving the Harbor. Inhaling a deep breath, you shove the enormous front doors open, and a cutscene pulls your fear tight against your throat. Everyoneâs suspicions were right- he was here to steal the Geo Archonâs gnosis, and you have to stop him.Â
Easier said than done. The cutscene of your face shows a determined, fierce expression, instead of the nervous one you had in real life, and you almost laugh. You dearly hope your characters are strong enough, and step into the arena.
Phases One and Two are relatively short, as you quickly learn to avoid using Childeâs respective elements of his Vision and Delusion while his shield is up. The battle is fun and fast-paced, and you feel a thrill in your bones as you dodge another attack before swinging your sword in retaliation. Childe stumbles, and Phase Two ends with a cutscene. The corpse of Rex Lapis, something you considered a bit gruesome, is discovered to have no gnosis, and you can feel the raw anger in the Harbingerâs voice as the air crackles and hisses. A horrible, blinding light shines, and Childe is gone.
At least, human Childe is gone. In his place floats a monstrous version of himself, nearly 14 feet tall and complete with horns and armor, and your mouth drops open slightly as you gaze at him wide eyed. But your focus is violently shifted when the floor cracks and turns to dust, sending you tumbling down into the belly of the Golden House. You land with an unceremonial thump, thankful that the creators hadnât been cruel enough to make you feel the damage you took in-game.
And Phase Three, the final phase of Harbinger Tartaglia, commences.
He has considerably more health, and his attacks can range from irritating to deadly, you just barely dodging the falling Hydro arrows that wouldâve slaughtered your current character. Of course, it doesnât help that youâre sneaking glances at your attacker every few minutes. Your mind wanders to the lore as you shield yourself from violet lightning. Does this transformation hurt? Where does it come from? Why does it look like a moth? Maybe one day youâll get answers.Â
Despite the raised difficulty, Phase Three also ends rather quickly. Your characters, it seems, were overleveled. The remainder of the Archon Quest passes, Childe reappearing once at the end, and itâs over. The screen blips off as you log out and place the headset on a table before laying on your bed and using the last few hours before bed to contemplate what youâve just seen.
The next days quickly fall into routine. After completing all your work, youâd take an hour or two to play Genshin, leveling up your characters even more and going through various quests, Childeâs included. You see his transformation, dubbed the Foul Legacy form, again, and almost swoon before stopping and giving yourself a harsh scolding. You fulfill requests and tasks for various people around Teyvat, or at least the parts of Teyvat you can access, and improve your skills and stats. You have a talent for dodging, you find, and use it to your advantage while fighting.
And every Monday, when the clock resets, you re-enter Golden House to battle with Childe and claim your just rewards.
Of course you could do it everyday, but a squirming, guilty feeling in your gut stops you, making you feel like youâre hurting him, no matter how many times you try to tell yourself that heâs simply a video game character, a program in an electronic system.
This thought makes you a bit sad, you think.
The fights are getting easier, something you credit to your rising stars of characters, and you stand before the Ley Line Blossom quicker and quicker each time, something you expect to be no different today.
Phases One and Two are just the same as you take advantage of Vaporize and Overload, drowning out Childeâs pre-programmed sounds of pain with your own abilities. The battle pauses, and youâre transported to the same chamber underground, with its fiery walls and glittering arches, as the fight resumes. With the same attacks and characters, itâs becoming a tad dull, and you frown, wondering if you should try to get another character soon.
Youâre lost in your thoughts when you slip and fall.
This you feel in the real world, having landed hard on your back and knocked the air out of your lungs. For a few moments you struggle to breathe, and Childe takes the opportunity to appear right over you, his spear flashing purple. You swear internally, bracing yourself as he readies his weapon.
But the strike never comes. You inhale desperately, oxygen finally flowing into your chest, and open your eyes. The graphics of your game are gray and fuzzy around the edges, framing Childe as he slowly puts his spear down and, to your amazement and slight terror, jerkily reaches towards you. Voice clips play overhead, pieced together to make not words, but a static-interspersed whining sound, much like a concerned beast. Your eyes widen, and Childe stops, withdrawing slightly almost as if heâs worried that youâre afraid, and you whisper his name once, as a tentative question.
Then with crackle and a ping, your game crashes and everything goes black.
You gasp and rip off the headset, chest heaving as you struggle to comprehend what just happened. Youâre shaking, nervous and fearful, but curiosity runs strong through your veins. Your finger slides towards the On button, and you press it and slip the device back on.
Youâre standing outside, the doors of the Golden House closed as if the battle never happened. The guards surrounding it look ordinary, occasionally repeating phrases youâve heard and ignored countless times. Glancing around and trying to squash the nauseous bubbling feeling in your gut, you push the doors open again.
Itâs different this time. Instead of being in the upper room, you fall a short distance into the Third Phase Chamber, your shoes clicking on the tiled floor. Childe floats in the center, his back to you, and you take a tentative step forward. He turns and looks you dead in the eyes, before flinging his spear to the side and rushing towards you on his feet, kneeling to your height. Instinctively, you jump away as he sits on the ground before you, letting out joyful chirps and trills, sounds you didnât even know he could make. You approach him, sword held loosely in your hand as an extra precaution, and he tilts his head and coos as you cautiously sit with him. Your hands are trembling as you try to understand that this is real, he is real, all of this is happening.
And if itâs not, then itâs some damn good programming.
Questions start to fill your mind, one after another, and you ask him, responses coming as a nod or a headshake.
Is this real?
Yes.
Or programming?
No.
Could you always do this?
No.
Just today?
No.
Over a period of time. Yes.
How�
The final question hangs in the air, and he shrugs slightly, then points at you. You did this. You woke him up, made him feel pain, sorrow, and happiness, all stemming from you, his love for you. From the minute the Archon Quests let you meet, he was vaguely curious, the most emotion heâs ever felt in his cold, empty programming since before. And when the code broke, he adored you, not like Childe viciously adored battle, but a soft adoration, one with all his digital heart could muster. You smile, and he purrs at what a wonderful smile it is.
Something flickers in the corner of your eye. Then another. And another. You turn and squint, then gasp as your surroundings begin to dissolve into colorful squares, the game taunting you as it glitches and lags. You and Childe leap to your feet, only to watch helplessly as the world crumbles away. You look down at your hands and see them beginning to break apart into pixels. Childe reaches out to hug you, to hold you close, but his hand passes right through you, a sickening reminder of how unreal he is. He wails in anguish as you both try to grasp each other, only to shatter more, the pixels covering your screen like rain on a windowpane.
Your game crashes for a second time, the only sound a desperate whimper that soon fades into an electronic squealing.
It takes a week to fix your device, the tech people saying that it was âoverloadedâ. Finally the repairs are finished, and youâre back at the Golden House, the doors already ajar. You slip into the room, expecting either a battle or, hopefully, someone to greet you.
But the room is empty. No one, human nor monster, stands in the center. Instead there is one lonely Ley Line Blossom, waiting, the final gift from an impossible love.Â
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If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School
WARNING: There are some slight sensitive topics that are featured in here! Reader discretion is advised!
Part 2 can be found here
Heartslabyul
Riddle Rosehearts:
- That one preppy girl who takes all honors and AP classes đ
- Wants everyone to know that heâs becoming a doctor one day for his strict parents or heâll dishonor the family
- Reminds the teacher about homework, knowing well that heâll get slander for it
- Complains about how he got a 90 on his test or a B on his report card, a try hard much?
- Wears a cardigan with thicc but cute glasses since heâs one of those people with canât see shit on the board so he has to move to the front of the class
Ace Trappola:
- The SoundCloud rapper, thatâs it
- âWanna listen to my mixtape? Itâs pretty fire, my guy.â đŠđĽ
- You will not miss him BLASTING out some song on his Bluetooth speaker, that shit be echoing through the hallways
- Tells you to stop what youâre doing only for him to either sing horribly or do a backflip, thinking that heâs so cool
- Wears a Supreme jacket with AirPods and waves on his head
Deuce Spade:
- Assuming that heâs still a delinquent, heâs that kid with the most fucked up school record
- Not much of a bully but will still talk shit to your face without caring, might even throw stuff at you during a lesson and you would be the one getting in trouble instead of him đż
- If he ever gets mad, it would be overdramatic like kicking the desks, punching the lockers, or walking out of the classroom unannounced and everyone would look at each other wondering wtf happened
- Covers the entire desks with drawings of skulls and those âsâ if you know what I mean
- Wears Champion hoodies, wants you to know that heâs broke and rich at the same time
Trey Clover:
- The guy thatâs not really popular but everyone knows him since heâs in all their classes
- Most people might have a crush on him because heâs REALLY nice đłđđ
- Gives off âolder brotherâ vibes based on the way he looks and acts, like offering you a ride home if you beg ask nicely
- Secretly bakes creme brulee but doesnât want to mess with the flow so he sticks to the status quo
- Wears the schoolâs hoodie just because he thinks it looks good on him, and the fact that he doesnât know what else to wear
Cater Diamond:
- Hot Cheetos girl đĽľ
- Has a whole buffet of food in his backpack and will not hesitate to eat them during a lesson, no sharing either sorry
- Excuses himself to the bathroom or full on skips class just to film a Tiktok
- Has about 100 followers on Instagram Magicam and brags about how heâs famous
- Wears a Thrasher hoodie with large hoop earrings and his hair in a bun
Savanaclaw
Leona Kingscholar:
- The kid who flunked their freshman year that also sort of vibes with new classmates
- Always gets mistaken as a teacher by people since he looks and sounds old
- Knows the lessons but still fails them anyways, didnât really give a damn either đ
- Captain of every sports club you can think of, never actually plays but has a lot of knowledge on them
- Wears the schoolâs letterman from years ago since it used to be his brotherâs and that heâs too lazy to buy a new one
Ruggie Bucchi:
- That one kid who NEVER has money for the book fair or any other school event
- Always has to ask his classmates for some cash
- If he somehow does, then heâs one of those kids who buys Diary of the Wimpy Kid or the World Record books
- If heâs feeling cheap, heâll buy the âcool stuffâ like the chocolate scented calculator or fruit snacks đ
- Wears oversized hoodies and basketball shorts that are clearly hand-me-downs
Jack Howl:
- That one athletic kid whoâs both scary good and competitive when it comes to school games like football or soccer
- Literally the best player on his team and without him, theyâre trash as hell đ
- Tries his absolute best to support his teammates without yelling at them for how dumb they are
- âKICK THE FUCKING BALL! DO YOUR LEGS EVEN WORK?!â
- Wears the schoolâs jersey just to show off his âschool spiritâ
Octavinelle
Azul Ashengrotto:
- The kid who sell snacks for âcharityâ but everyone knows heâs keeping the money to himself
- If you donât have cash or try to negotiate with him, the only thing heâll do is raise the price up
- âWhat do you mean you donât have ten bucks? I can see it in your pocket.â
- Just bring nothing with you, heâll doing anything to steal your stuff đ¤
- Wears a collar shirt with a tie and khakis that have pockets to keep his glasses and money in
Jade Leech:
- The kid who puts on a goody two shoes facade but is actually a stoner
- Only does âsafeâ drugs like vape but occasionally smokes weed, mostly in the bathroom or behind the school đŹ
- Can play it off and hide the scent when heâs high, teachers never suspect anything from him
- No one really cares to stop him unless he gets caught or something idk
- Wears clothing that either makes him look like a businessman or a junky, thereâs nothing in between
Floyd Leech:
- The kid thatâs plays basketball or volleyball just because heâs hella tall, and is actually good at the sports but doesnât put much effort into them
- Always stays behind after gym, even though the teacher tries to make him leave for his next class đŹ
- âI swear after this one shot, Iâll go to class.â *He never made that shot*
- Will jump you no matter who or where you are, and will get angry if you step on his new shoes
- Wears the jersey of any famous team with the latest pair of Jordan sneakers
Scarabia
Kalim Al Asim:
- VSCO girl at best, donât lie to me now đ¤Ą
- The only words he knows are âAnd I oopâ sksksk.â and âSave the turtles.â
- Walks during a track meet while everyone else is running and sweating hard, the teacher doesnât care either
- Doesnât really do anything in gym but talks to his classmates and stands near the water fountain to refill his Hydro flask
- Wears tie dye shirts with cute scrunchies
Jamil Viper:
- That one quiet kid who everybody thinks is a serial killer but heâs actually not, I swear
- He just wants school to be over and spend the rest of his summer relaxing đ
- Although he shouldnât abuse his âpower,â heâll move his hands in his pockets or backpack to make it look like heâs about to pull a weapon out.
- âChill, Iâm just grabbing a pencil.â *Everyone in the class started crying*
- Wears dark colored hoodies that intimidates people but are actually comfy
Pomefiore
Vil Schoenheit:
- The baddie popular girl đđ
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- Arrives to school late with a Starbucks in hand from his local Target
- Fixes himself every 5 seconds like reapplying his lipgloss or spraying Bath and Body Works cherry blossom perfume
- Uses acrylic nails and long hair extensions as weapons during a cat fight
- Wears a crop top with ripped jeans and those clout sunglasses
Rook Hunt:
- That creepy guy in the hallways who tries to get your attention, even if you donât know him
- Scares people when he says, âAyo, where my hug at?â đĽśđŻ
- Uses at least 10 cans of Axe body spray a week after gym class, which stinks up the locker rooms
- Waves at you if he passes your class, even walking into the room just to say hi
- Wears literally anything but always include a hat
Epel Felmier:
- The artist girl who just wants to be alone đ§âđ¨
- Purposely draws in front of you but pretends like youâre not looking
- If you complement him, heâll just brush it off and proceeds to diss himself
- âThanks but Iâm not THAT good at drawing, teehee.â *Insert Radio Rebel face*
- Wears a hoodie or a cardigan with big pockets to put his art supplies in
Ignihyde
Idia Shroud:
- I donât even need to tell you who he is, yâall already know ahaha đĽ´
- Sneaks a whole PlayStation in his backpack so he can play with it during lunch
- Is on his phone 24/7 even in class to the point where teachers donât care anymore
- Tries to get people into anime but only to little success
- Wears a shirt of any anime character or that damn ahegao hoodie, girl bye
Ortho Shroud:
- The nerdy kid whoâs known for destroying others at many games
- Plays classics like D&D, Yugioh, PokĂŠmon, the whole shabang
- Daily Beyblade battles during recess with everyone surrounding him, the menacing aura radiates off of him
- Will steal your things if you lose to him but gives it back a week later cuz heâs sweet đĽ°
- Wears light up Sketchers shoes and those Minecraft shirts you find at Old Navy
Diasomnia
Malleus Draconia:
- The theatre kid who also goes to band practice, change my mind đđđ
- Takes his role seriously when it comes to school plays and concerts, even if he gets casted as a damn tree or doesnât go solo
- Remembers the songs and their lyrics to any musical you name, a really good singer at that too
- Plays almost every instrument, you definitely know this since you can hear him down the hallways during a test
- Wears a white button up shirt, black pants with fancy dress shoes, and top it all off with a fricking Rolex watch
Lilia Vanrouge:
- The weird guy who pranks people and vandalizes school property in every way possible
- If you ever get a textbook with a message that tells you to go to a certain page only for you to found a picture of a dick, yeah that was him đ
- When using a Chromebook, heâll leave a tab open on YouTube so when the next person uses it, pray that your ears will still work by tomorrow
- During lunch, he is a literal DEMON that mixes milk with chicken nuggets together and having the audacity to eat it too
- Wears an oversized raincoat or a windbreaker but idk wtf kind of things he has hiding underneath
Silver:
- That guy in class who consumes Monster energy drinks and falls asleep 99% of the time but somehow manages to pass the class đ¤ˇ
- Whenever heâs awake, heâll talk to the teachers since heâs basically friends with them for some reason
- Writes his name out of boredom on any desk you sit on but in different places, sometimes around the corners or the sides
- Has a sixth sense because heâll wake up if you try to draw on his face and if you did get something on him, itâs on sight
- Wears those colorful hoodies that zips all the way up to cover his face with a matching backpack, itâs pretty cool ngl
Sebek Zigvolt:
- That kid who literally knows everything about historical wars and will show it off during class
- Also has knowledge on weaponry, which has people questioning him but heâs just very dedicated on serving his country and people
- Knows how to fight and defend himself from a bitch since he spent his summer at a military boot camp, put respect on my manâs name đ¤
- Honestly a great partner for a group project, actually does the given work but not the whole thing for you
- Wears anything that has camo pattern and chunky combat boots
I only made this because me and my friends were talking about our school memories so yeah. This is based from my experience so they might not be exactly accurate. Might even be a part two if you want.
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Compulsion
Pairing: Mafia!Dabi X Reader
Warnings: dubconish themes, flirting with Hawks, blood, murder, blackmail, fingering. NSFW, quirkless AU!
Word Count: 4.4k
A/N: Alright! This piece is for The Smut Pile Mafia Collab
I have to give my wholehearted thanks to @hisoknen @some-kindofgnome , @pleasantanathema, and @ever-enthralled for reading this over the last couple weeks, and making sure it reads well! I am so happy to have you beautiful souls! Also a special shoutout to Raph for brainstorming with me when I was stuck at the very end. đ
Edit: This has fanart! Beautiful @maewoahoah created a Mafia!Hawks piece right here and a Mafia!Dabi piece here! Sheâs very talented! ;)
On this ominous winter evening it begins snowing.Â
You readjust your peacoat and step through the frosty glow of the street lamp to your front door. Your muscles ache a little more than usual, your steps a little heavier. Itâs been a long and tedious day at work; far less stimulating compared to Togaâs position working for a bootlegger named Tomura. But both jobs pay the rent. You push papers and withhold your scowls towards clients. Now, you want a bath.Â
The sound of a muffled radio plays on the other side, and it floods your ears as you walk in with warmth and an iron smell wafting your chilled nose.Â
âFolks, I'm goin' down to St. James Infirmary...
Seeeee, my baby there;
She's stretched out on a long, white table
She looks so sweet, so cold, so fair.â
Togaâs playing blues again. Itâs a routine she has before the graveyard shift across town. At this time, sheâs in the kitchen making something before she goes, but youâre having trouble figuring out what food smells like copper.Â
âHe-e-e-y,â you call lazily, a sing-songy tone in your voice.Â
She doesnât answer, though you hear the clacking of stiletto heels on wood, which makes you amble down the hall to see what sheâs doing.Â
âThink you can smuggle some whiskey tonight? I thought we had some, but Keigo probably polished it off lastââ
You stop in the doorway.Â
Thereâs a poor bastard lying flat on his back, head twisting too far towards the sink. Ribbons of blood streak down his colorless skin, pouring out from a dark and glossy hole just beneath his jaw. You see it puddle and stain the edges of his hair a sticky red, the only sound besides your heart thudding is the soft thrums from the parlor.
â When I die please bury me in my high top Stetson hat
Put a twenty dollar gold piece on my watch chain
So the gang'll know I died standing pat.â
Youâre in a daze, one where youâre not sure how long youâve been staring. It doesnât seem real. Is it real? But itâs not until you hear the sound of heels clicking against the wood floors that you drag your gaze to the noise.Â
Togaâs standing near the stove, her features vacant, shoulders slouched, and sheâs holding a knife thatâs still wet.
What the fuck?Â
You want to scream, berate her, seethe what the fuck was she thinking, or if she was thinking for that matter. But the blonde speaks up before you do, with a voice above a whisper.Â
âHe was going to leave me. Said he was too dangerous.â Toga doesnât look in your direction, moving to the rim of pooled blood which has stopped spreading out, âI told him I wouldnât let anyone come between us, but he wouldnât listen.â
Your jaw goes taut, staring incredulously at her steely face. The lack of emotion gives you a sinking feeling in your stomach.
The man wasnât a random suit who bled out on your floor, this moron was seeing Toga on and off for months and had been trying to be more present.
Nights spent arriving at your door with flowers and sweets, and driving her to work was becoming a staple in his routine. He preferred staying in Togaâs room if they had the day off, and he always slipped out when the morning frost dusted the grass, a soft bluish hue painting the streets before sunlight.Â
But thatâs not the problem. See, he was a core member inside the Mafia running the northern side of the city, âThe Leagueâ they like to call themselves. The only men above this guy was his boss Tomura, and the underboss Dabi. You donât know the former, but youâve spent time with the latter.
Youâre aware of his sadistic nature that flashes behind those teal eyes, and he doesnât try to hide it, either. The sideway glances during a poker match before he fucked someone over , the smile he wore when you asked about the purple bruises on his knuckles.Â
So fan-fucking-tastic, the broad has some nerve.
You curl your lip, already shrugging your shoulders from your coat. You toss it over the table and start rolling up your sleeves to the elbows. Â
Toga finally turns towards you after catching movement by her side, brows raising confused, âWhat are you doing?â
âYouâre gonna grab his feet and weâre gonna move him onto the rug in the hall.âÂ
You step in the blood, grabbing him by the rusty black colored jacket and dragging him from the puddle. Of course it leaves drag marks, your heels making tracks alongside, but you can deal with the clean up later.Â
Toga hurries over to help, carrying him by the legs and letting you guide the body to the floral rug.
âYou donât want to know what happened?â
You stop. Immediately dropping the dead weight, his blond head lolls off to the side. Your palms sheen with red, but you straighten up and push a beach curl from your cheekbone with the back of your hand.
âNot really. All I want is this fucker out of my house.â
Itâs her turn to stare at you incredulously. This is completely out of nowhere for you to be assisting in hiding a dead boyfriend, even if you two are roommates. Youâve only been living together for four months now.
âToga, I need you to listen, okay?â you say, a bit mockingly, âI can look past the murdering business by pretending you acted in self defense, but if you donât have the goddamn brains to realize this idiot has friends, then I suggest you donât stab people!â
Toga flinches slightly at the lilted pitch in your voice, already suggesting panicky, âWe can take him to the woods and hide him there?â
âThatâll work.â You donât think Twice about it. Â
Working together, you both hoist him a couple feet onto the rug, refusing to look at his face. You didnât need to be feeling a pang of guilt. It doesnât take long for you to roll him towards the front door, as the material wraps around his figure.Â
The hardest part is retreating to the car. The moment you push through the door, you see the distance from where you stand and the car parked a little down the sloping street. You both give a hard look to the powdery snow dusting the ground, quiet and enchanting. It would be beautiful...had you not been carrying a corpse.
âStop being a little bitch and heave!â
âI canât! Youâre making me hold all the weight!â
âHeâs off the ground! How the fuck are you holding all the weight?â
âBut my arms hurt!â
âFucking hell, Toga. What if I had stayed at my sisterâs tonight? What then?â
âStop yelling at me! I get it, alright? I shouldnât have done it in the house!âÂ
Your bickering toils through the winds, muffled by the falling snow. The burst of cold air is running through your buttoned blouse while crossing to the 1929 Chevrolet causing a shiver to roll down your back. When you reach the car Toga plops the rug down onto the snow first, then you. Your wet fingers feel numb against the metal handle.Â
Thereâs one entrance on each side, which likely will make shimming the body to the backseat much harder. You pause, looking at the front in thought.Â
âIâll go first,â you say, âwhen heâs in, you go and grab our coats.â
âAre we burying him?â
âThink the lakeâs faster.â
âWhat if itâs icy? Theyâll see the hole if we throw him in.â
You both ponder your options for a little while, this isnât exactly something youâve done before...You canât say the same for Toga, but she seems just as puzzled, almost clueless on how to get rid of her ex.Â
Meanwhile, the rolled corpse behind you starts to slip downhill, little by little. The slanting street gives speed and the rug starts to roll.. Red droplets trail behind in its wake.Â
You just happen to see it first.
âTogaâToga, the body! The body!âÂ
Toga cries out, taking off after the rug as best she can on a frozen sheet. âFuck, fuck, fuck!âÂ
The graceful snowfall flutters with pain and chaos.
Toga skids against the fresh ice, feet stumbling under her navy blue dress. She falls to the ground with a hard thud, and you see she isnât stopping. She keeps going alongside the body, sliding until the two disappear under another parked car.Â
You donât have time to think, a chill strikes up your spine in your panic.Â
âToga!â you call out, taking off after her. Unfortunately you find yourself abruptly on your back, pounding hard on the stones and stealing the breath from your lungs.Â
If you could sigh right now you would. Or rather, if you could punch Toga right now you would, as rage twists with a throbbing pain in your chest. Was all this worth having a mobster roommate? The odds were piling against her. You have a mind to push her in the lake when you get there.
Several silent minutes go by with you staring up at the cloudy sky. Itâs brighter from the illuminating white snow, and despite the icy powder prickling your flesh, you have no choice but to wait for the ache in your chest to fade.Â
âEnjoying the view?âÂ
You hear a new voice, male, and the suave tone tells you who it is before he treads near. He looks over you with half lidded eyes of honey gold.Â
Heâs very pretty. The drifting snow flakes above his wheat coloured head manage to enhance this, though the uplifted eyes lined in black, and nicely sharp features are the last thing you want to see. Youâre nowhere near ready to start lying out of Togaâs mess.Â
âThat canât be too comfy down there,â Keigo says, bending forward with an outstretched hand,âCâmon, upsy-daisy.âÂ
You take his hand, feeling another leather glove hold your waist and lift you onto your feet. When you settle, he starts brushing the caked snow off your back. Mobster or not, heâs at least a gentleman.
âYou alright?â he asks, giving you a once over for any fresh scratches.
You give a slow nod, crossing your arms over your chest. Fearâs got the better of you, and you look anywhere but him., âWhat are you doing here? I thought you were working tonight.â
âOh I am! You could say Iâm on patrol, need to pick up a few things.âÂ
Your gaze stills to your left, heart skipping. Keigoâs not alone. Standing nearby, a slim figure dressed in black from head to toe is watching you two lazily. A thread of smoke seeps from his parted lips, clouding a handsome face and spikes of black hair. Keigo keeps talking, but you canât take your eyes off the ghostly presence you know to be Dabi.
âUnfortunately that includes loverboy. He was supposed to be back hours ago, but we figured heâs still fooling around,â a little smirk tugs at his mouth, suggestively âHeâs still inside, right?â
You blink, turning back to face Keigo, âI wouldnât know, I just got home,â you lie.Â
âLook at you! You look like youâre about to freeze to death.â He starts suddenly, swiftly slipping his arms out from his heavy coat, revealing a black three piece with pinstripes, and a brighter crimson tie. In one smooth motion he twirls the long, beige coat over your shoulders, letting it rest over your figure.
âThank you,â you say, before your eyes catch something.Â
Dabi moves towards the clumsy skid marks, head tilting down to the red dots in the snow near his polished shoe. You stiffen.
âYou sure youâre okay?âÂ
Your gaze flashes from Dabiâs retreating back to a politely smiling Keigo, âYeah, Iâm fine! Iâm really cold is all.â
âWell, we should get you inside. You know you left your door wide open?â Shit, the door. You forgot about the stupid doorâ
(Dabi looms across the indents in the snow and follows down the hill like a dark shadow against crystals illuminating bright.)
âAh yeah, I thought I left my purse in the car. It was just for a second, and then I slipped,â You force a smile. Relax. You need to relax. Keigo doesnât seem convinced, reading something off in your features.
âIs that right?â
(He gets the edge of the old Ford, and notes the specks of red soak wider here. The spots lead underneath.)Â
âI know, itâs pretty foolish. Itâs um...Itâs a good thing you showed up when you did, or...â
Your eyes drift over Keigoâs shoulder. The underboss starts to crouch low. Your pupils shrink, a new wave of panic tingles the back of your neck. Damn him, why was he so clever?Â
âDabi, wait!â you shout, pushing past Keigoâs shoulder. In your hurry you kick up the snowy crystals, rushing to the taller mobster in his long obsidian coat. Dabi quickly turns, standing up.tall before you hook onto his upper arm like a lover. âI saw an animal go under there that looked hurt. You shouldnât mess with it.â
A smirk that breaks into a grin spreads on his face, a look of amusement blooming from your look of fright. You want to glare at him, though that could be dangerous. Why does he like seeing you scared?
 âAn animal, you say?â he parrots back, adopting the same mocking pitch you gave Toga earlier. Heâs not in the least bit on edge, and you really donât like that. He flicks his teal eyes up to look behind you just then, âGood thing I have the cityâs best exterminator right here.â
As if on cue, you hear the crunching boots of Keigo walking to the car. âGive me a break with the dirty work, will ya?â
âWhat, scared of a little pest?â Dabi taunts back coolly.
 âIâm not too fond of getting my knees wet, actually,â Keigo returns quite dryly, sharp eyes studying the long pattern marks. He places his gloved hands on his thighs and drops himself to a crouch in front of the vehicle.
You desperately hope Toga proves you wrong. Maybe she had the common sense to bail while no one was looking. Itâs all you can do at this point, while Keigo dips his head underneath. You donât realize, but your grip on Dabiâs arm presses tighter into the wool.
Keigo inspects below for a moment. Thereâs a long pause like a winter evening should be. Silent. Calming. You can almost believe in the soothing little lie. Then Keigo coughs a laugh that echoes through the street. Bursts of manic giggles grow louder from the mobster, leaving you tilting your head at his pushed back hair, confused.
âThereâs a pest, alright! I think I caught somethingââ
Keigo reaches under, and with an impressively strong yank, Togaâs head pops out in a doe eyed stare. Her arms are wrapped around a bundled rug with a fairly familiar head sticking out.Â
âHey there, Toga!â Keigo exclaims, âWhen did you become a rat?â
 Dabi tips his head down, drawing the lit cigarette back to his lazy smile. Heâs shockingly calm which does nothing to ease your shivering panic. Toga however, seems fine. In fact, sheâs moved on to livelier feelings.
âHey! Does it look like a rat couldâve done this?!â she snaps, shaking the body in her arms. It bangs against the bottom of the car sending loud echoes through the nearly empty street. Specks of blood dribble on the white ground, and a couple more drops spray her cheeks.
You stare up at the clouds, rolling your eyes. Goddamnit Toga.
âYeah, I guess a rat canât hold a knife, huh? Ya got me there.â Keigo turns and beams you a smug look, eyes half lidded in an expression that reads, nice try, but you failed.
You scrunch your nose, quietly shooting him back a glare. Asshole mightâve caught you both red handed, but he didnât have to be so fucking cocky about it. Itâs only charming when he has a winning hand at cards. Beside you, Dabiâs shoulders shake with silent laughter, though you donât have the guts to flash him the same glower. He is second in command after all.  Â
âYeah, see? Thatâs what I thought!â Toga says in victory.
You blink very, very slowly at Toga when she finally meets your vastly unamused gaze,â...Nice work, Toga.âÂ
It comes suddenly. A fiery warmth ghosts the dip in your waist as Dabi leans in. Itâs not unwelcomed, raw and soothing even, but it hardly lasts. His hand curls around Keigoâs coat collar and pulls it off your shoulders. The crisp wind rushes to your exposed arms.
âYou got any rat poison on you, Hawks?â Dabi tosses the coat to Keigo.Â
He catches it mid air as he rises to stand. âNah, fresh out. But we have some back at the house.âÂ
âYou want to take care of our rat problem then?â
âCan do, boss man.â
Before you can figure out what they meanâwhat they have planned for TogaâDabiâs pristine leather glove presses at the small of your back and directs you toward the pouring light of the open door. âDonât wait up.â
Itâs barely there, but as you shift your eyes to Keigo, his features take on a darkened look toward Dabi.
âPlay nice, now,â you hear Keigo say. This time though, the joyous tone is gone.Â
A new song hums on the radio when youâre pushed through the threshold, you listen to the richly solemn blues as Dabi closes the door. He turns the lock with a click and pockets the key.
âI forgive youÂ
'Cause I can't forget you.
You've got me in between the devil and the deep blue seaâ
He doesnât give you a passing glance, instead he turns and strolls down the freshly bare hall. He hasnât removed his coat, and each room he passes he tilts his head in to search for something, stopping by the parlor. With a twist of a knob, he shuts off the radio.
âWhereâd she ice him?â he asks, still not looking at you by the stairwell.Â
âIn the kitchen.â You return. No point in hiding it now.Â
His steps creak the wood as he ambles further down, knowing full well where to go. Heâs been here a handful of times; of course, those were happier evenings filled with drunken laughs.
You watch him stand by the doorway, staring at the vibrant mess of a crime scene. He pops the tip of his cigarette in his mouth before slipping from your line of sight. Dabiâs got the key to the door, so itâs not like you can run awayâespecially with Keigo just outside. Itâs too risky to try and you know it, but it does cross your mind.Â
Summing up the courage, you decide to follow Dabi with measured steps, âWhat are you going to do with Toga?âÂ
When you face the kitchen, Dabiâs near the table where you threw your coat. He has a hand in one of your pockets, and heâs fishing for something inside. It jingles in his grip as he stuffs it into his own pocket. Your car keys.Â
âAre you going to kill her?â you try again, a little irked heâs swiping your things left and right. He doesnât release your coat either, laying it over the crook of his elbow. Â
He draws a final inhale from the dying bud, and crosses to the sink to snuff it out. An exhale of smoke blows out from his lips, âKilling her seems like a favor, donât you think?â
âI thought it was the other way around.â
He turns, flicking teal eyes sheening with energy at you, âThat lunaticâs no longer your concern. Right now, you ought to be more worried about yourself.â
Your features go taut, which in turn makes Dabiâs sadistic smirk return.
 âI didnât help her kill him.â
âNo,â he agrees, taking a few strides around the blood to approach you,âbut you were willing to stash the stiff.â
âYeah, for this very reason. I didnât want you coming after me!â
Dabi draws dangerously close, mere inches apart as he glances down with lidded eyes, the smell of tobacco perfumes from his shirt collar nestled under a violet tie. He crooks his index finger, embellished with a silver ring, ghosting it under your chin. âHowâd that turn out for you, babydoll?â
With a ruthless smile, he breaks the fixed stare and rounds you to the hallway. He seems to be making his way towards the parlor again, but the swish of your peacoat in his arm, set you off.
How dare he? You donât like how heâs walked inside, claiming whatâs yours. You might have your life screwed over, but at the very least you want your coat back as some semblance of control.
You stalk after him, picking up pace to aim for his arm. The clacks of your heels are loud, but you currently couldnât care less about being sneaky, âGive it fucking back. Youâre not keeping that!â
You lunge for the black wool, but as your fingers brush the material on his left elbow, Dabi whips the coat, rotating arms. Youâre not fast enough, but you try a second reach for his right arm, huffing out a growl at his stealthy reflexes.
âDabi, Iâm serious! Youâre such aââ
In a twirling motion his newly free palm shoves at your shoulder, pinning you against the stairwellâs wall. Heâs close, so close, the blue flames in his eyes are absurdly intense.Â
âThat makes two of us. Youâll get this back when I say so.âÂ
His voice is low, soft lips almost connecting to yours. You tilt your chin up, glaring at him with fearful, tentative eyes. His gaze flashes with mirth, and he huffs a small laugh at you.
âIâve always liked this about you. That spark inside you.â He muses. The peacoat spills to the floor. Dabi lifts his slender fingers, pushing back a loose curl from your cheek.Â
Your stomach flips, as shocks tickle your skin. Thereâs been subtle flirting between you two before. You just wrote it off as overthinking the moment. Even though he only called you, babydoll, and he sat next to you at gatherings. How he filled your glass with water instead of booze as the nights waned. Now, you feel foolish for denying the little signs.Â
âYou have a horrible way of showing girls you like âem,â you counter back, your voiceâs quiet but leveled.Â
âYeah?â he asks. The arm holding your shoulder tightens, while the other lowers to collect your long skirt. He traces his knuckles on the soft flesh of your thigh. As his hand trails up, his eyes remain fixed on your facial features. âMaybe this will help.â
His slim fingers reach the cotton slip, and itâs easy to pull off to the side, exposing the lips of your warmth. He tests the waters, sweeping the tips of his fingers across your folds. Your mouth parts in a breathless hitch in your throat. Dabi parts his own lips drawing near, âtil his lips touch yours but not quite pressing together yet. His pierced nose bumps yours.
âNow hereâs whatâs going to happen,â he starts, just before sinking two fingers between your folds, pumping deep and slow inside. âYouâll go upstairs and pack what you need. When you come downââ
He thrusts particularly hard into you, sending a gasping moan to fall from your open mouth. His voice remains calm, a hint of glee can be detected. Fucking bastard.
ââYouâll be leaving with me. Youâll work for me...Live with meâŚAnd youâll do everything I say. You got it, babydoll?â
He adds a third finger, soaking his knuckles deep with your slick. Heâs hitting the right spots, the perfectly deep pressure. Your attention turns hazy as wakes of pleasure tighten just below your stomach. Your hips buck against his thrusting hand, yet still, you manage to nod your head.Â
Moans flutter from your lips and vibrate onto his smiling one. To heighten the pleasure he begins swirling your wet clit. âAh, Dabi...Oh god, Dabiââ
He slows his fingers suddenly, which makes you cry out. He pretends to ignore it. âIf you try to escape me...I will hunt you down and hurt you in ways that will marr that pretty skin of yours. Iâll make you scream so loud, and no one will be there to save you. Tell me you understand.â
He curls his knuckles, pressing into a rough spot at the top, pumping fiercely against your slippery, muscular walls. You cry out, squeezing at his shirt collar and coat. âFuckâI understand, I understand! Baby, right there, ah!â
Dabi gives you no mercy. He tugs and twirls the bud of sensitive nerves, swirling with driven circles that clench your walls in wonderous pressure. Youâre close, heâs so close to sending you in high bliss. Your moans get heavier, and your clenching more and more andâ
He removes his fingers. Another cry of protest sobs from your mouth only to be swallowed by Dabiâs lips on yours. His tongue massages the moans from your breath, his scent of cigarettes and smoke immerse your senses as you drown in the kiss.
He slowly breaks apart with a wet sound, looking deeply in your lust-glossed eyes. His voice is low and arousingly husky. âNow get your things.â
Before you know it, Dabi pulls away from your shoulders, and turns for the parlor. You try catching your breath, watching his slim, muscular back...Did that happen? Did he rob you of everything? Your home, your life, your orgasm?
Eventually, with light steps you do as youâre told, and turn to climb up the stairs. What choice do you have? He has your life in the palm of his hand. And right before you make it to the top, your hand drawn on the railing, the spinning clicks of your house phone perk your ear. Â
A long pause. Then finally, Dabiâs rich voice speaks up from the parlor,
âHey, Iâll be needing a few guys at Togas...Yeah, we found himâŚ.Toga did him in pretty good...No, weâll need the good bleach for cleanup.â
***
P.S, this might be a mini series đ
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Not A Date
Summary: Youâre Bruceâs cute little intern and he has a crush on you, but doesnât want to admit it. Except Thorâs kind of his best friend and can tell. He just needs a little push.
Pairings: Bruce Banner x black!reader x Thor
Warnings: smut, mmf threesome, age gap, daddy kink, swearing
(A/N: decided to change it up a little to celebrate 500 followers đĽł. Itâs a little long. Enjoy, like, and reblog.)
Tagged: @titty-teeteeâ, @harrysthiccthighssâ, @iam-laiya, @sweeterthanthis , @night-of-the-living-shredâ, @mariahthelioness29, @liquorlaughslove, @blackmissfrizzle
Bruce would have never thought about being with someone that worked under him until you. He liked to think of himself as a man with integrity when he wasnât the Hulk. Yet he found himself thinking about you in the worst ways.
It was worse because you were half his age. He never wanted to cross that line. Despite Tony trying to convince him to ask you out for drinks. He didnât wanna freak you out or make you think he was a creep. You really had no business looking that sexy in a lab coat, though.
What was worse was that it seemed like he couldnât get a break from you. You genuinely enjoyed his company. You were eager to learn and Banner was definitely eager to teach you.
The only problem? Thor had taken a liking to you. How the fuck was he supposed to compete with that.
Would you rather have Banner? A nerd that spends all day in the lab or Thor. A king from another planet whose people had been forced hereafter said planet had been destroyed. The choice seemed pretty obvious to him.
Not that Thor wasnât great. After everything thatâs happened Bruce and Thor were practically best friends. Thor gotten him through a really rough time and obviously Banner had been there to help the god save his people. Then after everything with Thanos. Theyâd bonded in a way neither of them had expected.
He doesnât even know why he tortures himself thinking about it. It was bad enough that the King of New Asgard was making googly eyes at you. Or that you seemed to be reciprocating it.
You were doing it right now. Laughing about something he said while his friend trailed his different colored eyes up and down your body. He couldnât even blame him.
âBanner, you want to come out with us for dinner?â Thor had asked as youâd started taking off your coat getting ready to leave the lab for the day.
Bruce sighed. Why did Thor have to torture him like that. âNo, itâs okay.â
âOh, come on, Dr. Banner,â your voice was so smooth and sultry. Like you were always about to whisper something dirty. âCome out with us. All work and no play make you a dull boy.â
âI wouldnât want to impose on your date,â he said as he finished packing up.
You tilted your head to the side with those confused puppy dog eyes. âDate? This isnât a date. Weâre just bored. And I wanna get drunk.â
âYeah.â Thor nodded. âJust three friends having a few drinks and dinner.â
Banner looked between the two. Both of them with those sweet looks on their faces. Why the fuck did Thor have to be one of the nicest beings heâd ever met. It was hard to say no to him.
âOkay fine. Where are we going?â He asked as he finished packing up.
âIt doesnât matter as long as I get nachos!â You replied with a grin. âBut I need to change first. I feel icky.â
Bruce had decided to do the same. He didnât want to admit it, but he wanted to at least look nice for the first time youâd be seeing him out of work. Not that he was planning on acting out on any feelings. Again. He didnât wanna freak you out.
âI know your secret.â Thor narrowed his eyes with a smirk on his face making Bruce almost smack onto him when heâd walked out of his room.
âJesus, Thor!â He put his hand over his heart trying to not freak out completely.
He put his hand on Bruceâs shoulder. âShit, sorry. I didnât mean to scare you. I do know your secret, though.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âYou like Lady Y/N. Am I right?â
His jaw dropped, but he tried to sober up quickly. âWha- what. Why, why would, what makes you think that?â He stuttered.
âIâm a fertility god.â He rolled his eyes dramatically. âI can tell these things.â
âOh...â he trailed off his cheeks getting bright red.
Thor laughed. âThereâs nothing to be embarrassed about. Sheâs beautiful.â
âSheâs half my age,â he replied.
âSo?â He frowned in confusion. Of course, Thor would have no concept of an age difference when heâd lived through centuries.
Bruce sighed. âSo, itâll look odd if I start dating my twenty-five-year-old intern, Thor.â
He shrugged. âLook Iâm sure Stark has done much worse. Donât worry about what people will think or youâll never get your chance.â
â
You sipped from your margarita from your spot beside him. Whyâd you have to be so close. Not that he was complaining. Youâd started drinking the tequila before youâd even gotten the chance to get your food.
It was so different seeing you out of the lab and compound. You were dressed so simply in a white v neck tucked into your black jeans and a pair of black boots, but you looked so good. Your hair was up and done in your natural look. Like a cute pineapple.
âWait, can either of you even get drunk?â You asked.
Thor had set down his beer and nodded. âI can, thereâs nothing like Asgardian mead, though. What about you, Banner?â
âI donât drink. Not sure how the big guy would react,â he answered.
She nodded. âThat makes sense. Hope you guys donât mind if I get drunk as fuck.â
âFeel free,â Thor replied. âWeâll protect you. Wonât we?â Thor kicked him lightly under the table.
âYeah... yeah,â Bruce replied.
âDr. Banner, loosen up. Weâre here to have fun.â You nudged him.
âYeah youâre right,â he replied a tiny smile appearing on his face as he tapped his fingers against the table. âI guess a beer wouldnât hurt. If anything, we can just stay at Tonyâs.â
âHow many homes does this man have?â You asked wrinkling your nose.Â
â
Thor spun around with you on his back as you guys walked towards the entrance of the complex Bruce had told you that Tony wouldnât mind if the three of you crashed in for the night. Just because Stark Tower was gone didnât mean the billionaire didnât have other properties around New York.
Banner laughed as he walked behind the both of you. Heâd stuck to a beer to be safe and had loosened up at least a tad. Heâd enjoyed seeing you have fun more than anything. All those stories the three of you would share. Of course, nothing compared to the odd adventures Thor had over the centuries, but still entertaining nonetheless.
Once youâd made it in you pretty much skipped inside as you looked around the penthouse. âWow is it weird that Iâm surprised that heâs trusting us with this place?â
âWhatâs not to trust?â Banner asked with a chuckle.
âOh, come on. This is the face of a troublemaker.â You made a kissy face at him.
He shook his head. âYou look like you stay up watching Bill Nye the Science Guy.â
Your jaw dropped. âHey! Bill Nye is a national treasure. I used to have a crush on him. I think I have a thing for nerds.â You shrugged as you walked over to the kitchen.
Thor wiggled his eyebrows at Banner before motioning at him with his head. Bruce in turn shook his head at his friend. âJust talk to her,â Thor whispered still a little too loudly.
âNo,â he replied.
âThink Tony will get mad if I drink some of his wine?â You asked as you took a wine glass.
âEh, Stark will be fine,â Thor replied. âEnjoy yourself.â
So, the three of you had settled down to watch a movie. Youâd also maybe raided the pantry which led to you and Thor throwing M&Ms into each otherâs mouths while Bruce munched on chips. âAt least Tony let us stay in the place that has snacks.â You laughed.
âOr does he know?â Thor asked with a smirk leaning over to steal one of Bruceâs chips.
âWeâre not breaking and entering, are we? Because you guys might be able to get out of it, but...â
âWeâre fine,â he answered, waving you off. âThis is like the party house.â
âYeah and where he goes when he wants to snack away from Pepper,â Bruce said with a smirk on his face.
âWow shady, Dr. Banner,â you gasped with a giggle.
He groaned. âHow many times have I told you to call me Bruce.â
âWhat if I like it?â You teased. âBesides if I call you Bruce Iâm gonna end up calling you Brucie.â
âHow about you can call me whatever you want then.â
You narrowed your eyes at him and he knew he was in for trouble. âFine. What if I call you Daddy?â
For a minute, Bruce was sure his brain had short circuited. As soon as that word left your mouth, he could feel it happen. He closed his eyes for a minute. Almost like he was savoring it. He opened his mouth ready to say something witty or flirty or anything and, âUhhhh...â It was like his voice had short circuited.
âBruce, Iâm kidding.â You laughed as you stood up, poking his shoulder. âIâll be right back. I have to pee.â
As his friend was trying to process what had just happened, Thor sat beside staring at him with a dopey grin on his face. âI told you,â he teased waving his hands excitedly.
âShe was just joking,â he quickly retorted.
Thor shook his head still absolutely beaming. âNo. Sheâs totally into you.â
Bruce groaned because even if you were, it was still so inappropriate. âThor, I canât.â
âYes, you can. Whoâs going to stop you?â Thor shrugged. âNow fuck the twenty-five-year-old or whatever that is.â
âThor!â Banner said, feeling himself almost lose control. The Hulk must have had a crush on you, too, because he did not like the other man talking about you like that.
Thor quickly sobered up, not meaning to push him that far. âShit, Iâm sorry,â he said.
âIs everything okay?â You asked peeking out of the bathroom. You looked a little panicked because in the few weeks youâd been helping him youâd never seen him go Hulk. This was the first time youâd even gotten a glimpse of him.
âYeah. Just...â Thor looked at Bruce. âGive us a minute, Sweetheart.â
âOkay,â you replied softly biting your lip and close the door again. Youâd already been over so many evacuations plan for just in case it happened, but you kind of cared about him so it would be kinda hard to see him like that.
âYou okay?â
Bruce had his eyes closed and nodded. âNo. Iâm fine. I just... he wanted to come out and play a little.â
âYou sure? We can go for a walk if you want. Clear your mind or whatever.â
He laughed. âNo. Iâm okay. Thanks. Y/N, you can come in!â
You peeked your head out again, looking between the two of them. âEverything cool?â
âYeah, weâre good,â Bruce answered feeling a little bad if heâd scared you.Â
You came back over and took a seat on the couch that was across from them. Like you werenât sure if you should get close.Â
âY/N, you can sit here,â he said, looking down at your former spot on the floor.Â
You knew he hadnât done it on purpose, but this kind of felt like a command and you found yourself complying. You werenât even sure if it was from whatâd just happened or from the daddy thing. âOkay,â you replied softly, making your way over.
You sat criss cross applesauce in between them. Thor peeked out from over the top of your head, staring him down. âDo it,â the god mouthed to him. You looked over and groaned. âShoot forgot to get more wine,â you said standing up again.
âBanner, be a man,â Thor mumbled.
âI could say the same thing for you.âÂ
âI am a man. I would have kissed her already. Taken control. Like a man.â
âI donât want to scare her off.â
âSo, you do like her!â Another grin grew on his face. âI told you.â
Bruce groaned softly. âWhy would I want to do that with you here anyway?â
âJust trust me on this,â he replied as you walked up with another glass. They probably should have stopped you because by now you were pretty tipsy.
âOhh, trust you with what?â You asked, sitting back in your spot.
âNothing,â Banner replied. âIt doesnât matter.â
âIt does, but he wonât admit it.â Thor added with a dramatic sigh.Â
You scrunched up your face in this cute pout as you got on your knees to wrap your arms around Bruceâs shoulder. âItâs okay, Brucie. I wonât let Thor bully you.â
Thor was so giddy.Â
Your breasts were so close to his face. âI thought you were supposed to call me Daddy?â He asked, looking up at you.
You got back on your knees your arms still around him. âBruce! Youâre so bad.â He could have done it. Just moved a little bit closer. Instead he froze again.Â
At that exact moment. While you were waiting right there. For him to just move closer to you. To connect your lips. His fucking phone rang. He groaned, resting his head against your shoulder. He dug it into his pockets to answer it. âFucking Tony.â
You retracted your arms as he got up to take it. You leaned back resting your ass on your heels. âWhat, Tony?â He said a little harshly into the phone after heâd made it into the hallway.
âWhereâd you put my wrench?â He asked and Bruce could hear the clattering of things being moved in the background.Â
âSeriously? This is what youâre calling me about?â Bruce laughed sarcastically.
âI texted you, but you never got back to me. I knew you three were out on your date thing.â
âItâs not a date, weâre just hanging out,â Bruce replied clearing his throat. âWhy would you call it a date?â
âYeah, whatever. Keep lying to yourselves. Anyway, whereâs my wrench?â
It took a minute, but heâd finally found it and he was hoping he could get back to where the two of you were a moment ago.Â
It didnât even make any sense. He was a fifty-year-old man, he shouldnât have even been trying anything with you. Yet there he was ready to risk it all. For as Thor kept putting it, twenty-five-year-old pussy.
Of course, though, Bruce had the worst luck in the world. Between the Hulk and that whole thing. Making Ultron. Yeah, heâd fucked up a few times. Apparently walking away from you was one because there you were with his one of his best friends making out with you just like how he was supposed to.
Thor pulled away from your mouth to start kissing her neck. His hand went to one of her breasts. You looked up at him with this troublemaker eyes. âI told you to be a man, Bruce,â Thor said, in between nips on your skin. âSo, Iâm showing you how.â
He could feel his face getting hot. Like the big guy was threatening to come. He didnât want you to see him like that, but as you stood up you wrapped your arms around his neck.
âItâs okay. I have enough holes for the both of you.â
His jaw dropped, but he couldnât respond as youâd already smashed your lips into his. Your mouths worked together. His hands stayed at his side as you pushed him back until he could sit on the couch.
You climbed on his lap. Straddling him as his hands went to your ass like it was an instinct. He could pretty much hear the Hulk actually giving him kudos for doing it.
âSee how much better that is,â Thor said sitting next to the two of you as he started kissing your neck.
Bruce thought for a minute. He should be telling Thor to go away, but the fertility god was just trying to help him out. Maybe he could play and not really touch.
âBrucie,â you moaned as he started to trail down your neck with his lips.
âBeen teasing me all night. Havenât you?â He said, into your ear.
You nodded with a chuckle as you started to roll your hips against him. He moaned into your neck as he cupped the bottom of your ass. You gasped, âDaddy.â
His dick rubbed into you in the most delicious way. Fuck he felt so damn good. âThatâs such a good girl,â Thor said, coming to sit the beside of you.
âThor!â Bruce pulled away.
Thor rolled his eyes. âStop making this weird.â
You laughed grabbing the man whoâs lap you were currently on top of. âItâs okay,â you said in such a cute way, your body perking up.
He sighed before looking at Thor who started to kiss your neck again. You didnât even give him a chance to think as you smashed your lips against his. It didnât take long for that to become his focus.
One of them started to pull your shirt up making the other follow. You helped them as you pulled it from your body, lifting it over your head. They kissed the tops of your breasts as Thor reached behind to undo your bra. âLook at these beautiful fucking tits,â Thor said licking your nipple.
Banner went back up to your lips, grabbing your ass with so much more force. Suddenly Bruce stood up with you wrapped around his waist. Ended up dropping you so your back was against the couch. You squealed then laughed as he started kissing you again.
There was still enough room between the two of you to where Thor could fondle you and kiss your neck. Honestly you felt like a fucking goddess with the two of them worshipping you like that.
You started to undo Bannerâs shirt needing so much more. He helped to undo the rest while you reached forward to unfasten his belt. He was quick to help so you could start to work off your own pants.
It all happened so quickly. Before he knew it the both of you were naked and you were ready for him to fuck you. âPlease,â you whined.
âWhat do you want?â He asked.
âFor you to fuck me.â
Just like that he slammed into you, not being able to wait anymore. Fuck it had felt so good. Heâd been wanting to do this ever since you started coming around. All that pent-up sexual frustration.
The noises coming out of your mouth were perfect. He couldnât believe he was finally inside of you. âYes,â you moaned.
Thor had taken his dick from his pants as he watched the two of you. Bruce never thought heâd find himself here. Fucking you with his best friend stroking himself as he watched. It was probably hotter than any porn heâd ever watched.
âHarder,â you whimpered.
âFuck her like a man, Banner,â Thor groaned. âLike the slut she is.â
âYes,â you mewled.
Banner groaned before pulling out of you. âTurn over.â He demanded.
You did as you were told, flipping onto your stomach so your ass was in the air. He wasted no time in slamming into you making you yelp. âThatâs good, Banner. Fuck her just like that.â Thor reached out to stroke your cheek. âYou look so beautiful getting your cunt stuffed.â
You moaned looking up at the god with big doe eyes. The way you were biting your lip. Banner honestly felt intoxicated just from being inside of you. As he worked his hips back and forth while you worked back against him, he honestly felt like heâd died and went to heaven. Even Hulk was giving him props.
âThatâs it,â Thor groaned as you finally put your mouth on his dick. As much as he was trying to resist it before, it was kind of hot to see you getting your face fucked by Thor as he fucked your pussy. ďżź
âIâm gonna cum,â you moaned taking your mouth off of Thor. Bruce rubbed your clit making trying to coax it out.
You tightened around him. He honestly felt like you were trying to milk his dick. âThatâs it,â he groaned. âCum for me, Baby. Be a good girl and cum for Daddy.â
His words made you explode because you were not prepared for him to say anything like that. Banner pulled out of you helping you flip back over onto your back. He once again wasted no time to enter your overly sensitive pussy.
You scratched his back and he noted that it was probably his favorite feeling. The way you raked your nails up and down. âOh, Daddy.â
âThatâs a good girl,â he groaned.
Thor got on his feet so he could get access to your mouth once again. You turned your head, ready to serve. âThor!â Banner groaned.
âItâs okay,â you moaned. âI like it. And, look at how pretty it is.â
âSee, Banner. Itâs okay.â Thor moaned feeling your tongue back on him.
Besides it felt kind of good to be this desired. As a woman of science there was something so hot about Bruce Banner fucking the shit out of you while your mouth was full of dick from an alien god king. This was like your dream come true.
Though hesitant at first, Bruce was finding himself enjoying seeing your mouth be used by Thor at the same time as he fucked you. The way you licked it like he was your favorite popsicle before taking into your mouth. He could tell you were having a little trouble me multitasking since you kept pulling away from Thor to moan.
âFuck, Daddy!â You whined having to pull away from the other dick once again. Your head was swimming because it was almost too much, but you were determined to please.
âAh, ah, ah, Pet, I didnât tell you to stop,â Thor scolded grabbing the puff of hair on top of your head so he could push back into your mouth. Even at the strange angle you were sucking his dick like a perfect little cocksucker.
It honestly looked so good. Seeing you moan as you tried to keep up. Bruceâs mouth was practically watering as he looked down at your spread-out legs and the way you attempted to take his best friend down your throat. He wasnât sure if you could because Thor was as big as he looked like heâd be. Then again seeing you choke on him sounded kind of hot.
Slobber drooled down your chin. You were making such a mess, but it looked like that had been exactly what youâd set out to do. Bruce had only seen blowjobs that sloppy in porn. âThatâs such a good girl,â Thor groaned. âLook at that. Doesnât she look so pretty like this.â
âSo pretty,â Bruce grunted as he fucked you getting more on your body now. He buried his head into your neck as you wrapped your legs around his waist.
You were slurping on Thorâs dick and fuck you were so wet. How was your pussy so damn wet. âBeen teasing me all this time, huh. How long you been wanting this? Is that why you applied for the internship? So, you could take my dick?â He angled his hips in a way so that he could go deeper. His cock surrounded by your spongy walls.
As much as youâd fantasizes a long time about him, you never thought itâd be like this. Fuck were you pleasantly surprised.
âAnswer me, Honey,â he said, looking back up at you.
Thorâs hand was still gripped in your hair and he forced you off of him long enough for you to speak. Except at that moment you finally reached your breaking point cumming around him. You felt yourself milk his dick and all he did was keep fucking you. âYes!â You cried. âFuck me, Daddy!â You begged.
âSuch a good girl,â Thor cooed before shoving himself back inside your mouth.
You moaned around him. All that spittle on your face. Bruce wanted to kiss you so bad, but considering your mouth was a little preoccupied he hesitated. It did look good, though. He glanced up at Thor who was mostly watching you take him like a good girl.
He noticed Bruceâs eyes on him before looking down at him with this slight smirk, shrugging his shoulders. As a god and until recently a prince, he had no shortage of lovers. This meant from different beings to whomever. Men or women or anything else. So, with the way Bruce was looking at him, he wasnât really shocked.
Bruce on the other hand had only been with a handful of women. As Thorâs thick cock was just right there in front of him with your lips sucking at it, he felt like he couldnât help himself as he leaned forward to lick what you hadnât been able to fit into your mouth.
Thor hissed at feeling your mouth and his tongue now added. âFuck,â he said under his breath.
You smiled around the dick in your mouth and pulled out with a giggle. âDaddy!â You squealed. Bruce blushed, pulling way. You leaned into him to connect your lips with his. He stopped moving and instead held you there. âItâs okay. Iâm having so much fun.â
âMe, too,â he said, his face still red.
âBanner, itâs okay,â Thor said, rubbing the other manâs salt and pepper curly hair.Â
Bruce found it more comforting than he even expected before lifting away from you so he could lick it again, tasting the saltiness. You moaned underneath him connected your lips to his neck. âDonât stop, Daddy,â you whispered in his ear before nibbling along his earlobe.
He ground himself, starting to move his hips again. This time fucking you with slower, deeper thrusts. This tingle that had already built up inside of you grew more intense. He was working your pussy so fucking good. Then seeing him do that you could feel a new orgasm building up inside of you.
âHelp me, Baby,â Bruce said.
Thor smiled because he was happy to see the teamwork. Besides two mouths were definitely better than one. âThatâs it.â
âFuck youâre gonna make me cum again,â your voice shook as you suddenly clung to him. This one was definitely going to be more intense.Â
You squealed out your moans opening your mouth before biting down on your lip only for your jaw to drop again. You lip quivered into a pout while your brows tensed up. He couldnât help it has he mesmerized the little details. Noticing how your eyes got so desperate looking. And it was for him. For what he was doing to you. Of course, youâd clearly enjoyed what Thor had done to your mouth, but he was the one fucking you into two orgasms one right after the other.
âThatâs it, pretty girl, cum for Daddy,â he grunted because he could feel himself ready to also cum inside that pretty pussy. âWant Daddy to cum all in this pussy?â
You nodded, but you were so sensitive at this point because your orgasm was intense. Bruce quickly followed behind unloading into you. Tremors ran through your body as your eyes closed.
When Bruce looked down to see he immediately got off of you. âShit, Y/N,â he said, he rubbed your cheek. âHey, hey,â he talked to you ever so softly.
Thor got down next to you. âSweetheart, are you okay?â
You wrapped your arms around him and he hugged you back tightly, kissing your temple. Bruce rubbed got down beside him, so he could rub your back. âIâm sorry. It was just a lot.â
âDonât be sorry,â Bruce said. âI didnât hurt you, did I?â
âNo.â You laid back down as Thor kissed your forehead.
âWhy donât we go lay down?â Thor suggested.
âThatâs a good idea,â Bruce said, grabbing your hand and kissing your knuckles.
Thor carried you to one of the many bedrooms. Your legs wrapped around his waist; chin perched on his shoulder. Bruce trailed behind watching the glazed look in your eyes.
As Thor laid you down, he made sure the blankets were pulled over you before kissing the top of your head again. âComfortable?â
âMhm,â you answered contently.
âNeed anything?â Bruce asked. âWater? Pretty sure weâve been through most of the snacks.â
âCan you lay down with me?â You asked looking between them with big eyes and a pout. Thor grinned before getting in beside you, Bruce quickly doing the same. You got snuggly between them. Thor against your backside and Bruce in front of you so you could wrap your arms around them.
You were enjoying the closeness of them. They would kiss you softly wherever they could reach and traced their fingertips on your skin. All the affection was making you feel like youâd settled into his haze.
Thor tickled your side and you giggled trying to get closer to Banner. âDaddy, tell him to stop.â
Bruce chuckled and kissed your nose. âIs Thor teasing you, Baby?â
âIâm the tease?â Thor gasped. âIâm the one who didnât even get to cum and somehow Iâm the tease?â
You laughed. âIâm sorry.â
âYou will be sorry,â he said, as he brought his hands further down over your butt, squeezing your flesh.
The jealousy Banner would have felt earlier was gone. Instead replaced with curiosity over what he could possibly do to her. The anticipation was making him hard all over again.
âDaddy!â You gasped; eyes wide as you looked into Bruceâs. âHeâs touching me!â It sounded like you were trying to tattle and Bruce couldnât help it as he laughed.
âOh yeah? Whatâs he doing?â He asked with a smirk on his face.
Thor had lifted your leg up so he could stuff his large fingers into your cunt from behind. âHis fingers are in my pussy,â you replied with a moan.
âDoes it feel good?â
âIt feels really good,â you whimpered.
Bruce chuckled as he pulled you in so he could kiss your lips again. Thor kissed your shoulder as you started to leak all over his fingers. âThatâs such a good girl. Why donât you ask Daddy if I can fuck this pussy,â he whispered in your ear, the bass of his voice sending shivers down your spine.
âOh, Daddy, can I?â You asked.
âThatâs not how you ask politely, Sweetheart,â Bruce scoffed.
You swallowed down a moan because fuck Thor was really working you over good. âDaddy, can Thor please fuck me?â
âSince you asked so nicely,â he said. He felt like he was drunk off of you. For once even Hulk was at peace.
Thor grabbed you making you face him as he kissed you greedily. You climbed on top of him straddling his waist. He grabbed your hips to lift you up and then eased you back down onto his dick.
âOh.â Was all you could say. Your face felt hot all of a sudden. It felt like you were almost too full from him.
Bruce smiled at the dazed look on your face. You looked so beautiful. âHow does it feel?â
âHeâs so big,â you whimpered.
âYou wanted a Godâs dick baby,â Thor said beginning to move you up and down his length. âYou have to take it.â
âIs it too much?â Bruce asked taking his hardening member into his hand because watching the two of you was so perfect.
âI can take it,â you whimpered through gritted teeth because you werenât entirely sure you were telling the truth.
âThatâs such a good girl,â Thor groaned. Fuck your cunt was tight. If you werenât having such a hard time now, he would have been slamming in and out of you. Your pussy felt so damn good.
Bruceâs watched intently as the other man fucked into you. He wasnât sure what had come over him tonight, but he doesnât think thereâs any coming back from this. âFuck, Thor,â he groaned, âyour dick is too big for her.â
âIs it too big for you, Sweetheart?â Thor asked. âToo much?â
âI promise I can take it,â you cried because you felt like you were gonna be split in two.
âYou better fucking take it,â Bruce said.
Thor finally started to pick up the pace. You threw your head back, biting your lips, eyes squeezed shut with your eyebrows furrowed.
You looked so gorgeous like this and even though youâd just made Bruce cum in that pretty pussy he wanted to do it again. Thor had this smirk on his face because there was something so funny about this little human woman struggling to take him.
Thor looked at Bruce as heâd glanced over him and Bruce wasnât sure what came over him as he pressed his own kiss to Thorâs lips. Thor always needing to dominate kissed the other man deeply tongues fighting against each other.
You finally opened your eyes noticing the change in Thorâs movements as he tried to keep up with both at the same time. You started to move your hips faster because fuck they looked hot together and even though it felt like Thor was going to break you, you needed it.
âFu- fuck!â You yelped as your orgasm came through. Thor smacked your ass and laughed against Bruce.
âSee I told you her twenty-five-year-old pussy would feel good,â Thor couldnât help himself from saying.
âThor!â Bruce groaned.
You stopped moving, a laugh wrecking up through your body. âWhat?â
Your night pretty much went the same way. Getting used by both men until you were completely tapped out. You fell asleep nestled between them as they whispered sweet nothings to you and surprisingly each other.
Bruce couldnât believe the smile that was on his face. Whatever aftermath happens after this he could deal with it. As long as you and Thor were there. Well mostly you since Thor would have to go back to New Asgard at some point.Â
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âI donât even know how she found out!â Tony complained to Happy for what was probably the millionth time.
The other man shrugged. âMaybe the kid let it slip?â He suggested as they finally came through the door. The both of them looked at each other as they saw the bowls of snacks around the floor and the only have drunken glass of wine.
And all the clothes.
âWho the fuck...â Tony gasped.
âIâll do a sweep of the place,â Happy said already getting into protective mode.
Of course, Tony not being able to be patient wanted to see who the hell it was that had clearly had sex on his damn couch and didnât even clean any of the evidence.
His jaw dropped seeing you in bed all safe and sound with Bruce. All of the irritation he felt was suddenly replaced with shock, but also relief because at least it was just Bruce. Besides he needed to get laid.
Thor came out of the bathroom at that moment, making Tonyâs eyes widen as soon as he saw the god in all his naked glory. âHi, Stark.â Thor greeted him with a grin as he went back over to the bed.
âI fucking called it!â Tony shouted, jolting the two of you awake.
You let out a scream before throwing a pillow to hit him in the face. Happy had covered his eyes because this was too much for him. âWeâll just wait outside,â he said, grabbing Tonyâs shirt to yank him away.
âI knew it was a date!â He giddily yelled.
âWell, at least we donât have to tell everyone because Tony is probably having Friday text everyone.â Thor shrugged, before scooping the both of you into his arms. Fuck, Tony. He was going back to sleep with his two small humans and then take them out for breakfast.
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Like That
Pairing: Rio x Black!Reader
Summary: You and Rio get to know each other better. Loosely based on âLike Thatâ by Doja Cat.Â
Warnings: Smut.
Word Count: 3.5K
Installments:Â Say So | Like That | Talk Dirty
And baby, I want it, and I'll just be honest 'Cause I just can't front when I look at you
About six weeks have passed since Rio declared himself your man, and you quickly learned he took the title very seriously.
He was busier than usual with âflipping his game,â and you were busy preparing to transition your shop, but you saw each other often despite time constraints. You agreed date nights at least once a week were a must, but when you couldnât see each other, Rio made sure to end nights with a phone call. Virtually falling asleep next to him gave you butterflies, reminding you just how exciting new relationships could be. It took prodding, but he told you made-up bedtime stories and the boring details of his day. In return, you shared things about yourselfâ childhood memories, the crazy things your mom did to embarrass you. He was sweet and attentive, and you found it refreshing to be with someone who was just as infatuated with you.
On your second date, he took you to his favorite restaurant, a fancy sushi place with expensive rolls. He taught you to hold chopsticks the wrong way the way he did and even fed you across the small table, a couple of unfortunate rolls falling apart due to his prodding. You tried your best to hide your amusement at the pensive look on his face. For whatever reason, Rio thought of himself as a sushi connoisseur, but it was clear to you that he was still learning.
âYouâre no better than me!â He admonished when he noticed the way you held your chopsticks. Like his technique, it was incorrect, but it worked for youâ sort of. âI never said I was.â You couldnât keep the amusement off your face any longer. âYouâre the one who comes here weekly. I thought you were a professional, and weâre in the same boat.â He folded his arms on top of the table as he insisted you were wrong, but secretly he found your teasing endearing. Later that night, he called and gave you a cheesy line about loving to see you smile.
The following week, you had lunch at a mom-and-pop soul food restaurant that served the best cornbread and peach cobbler in the city. The owners, an adorable older couple, Donna and Gene, and servers alike stopped by your table to meet Rio. Donna gushed over Rio, showering him with compliments and extra cornbread. âGirl, he is cute!â She told you, failing miserably at whispering. He smirked as you rolled your eyes, but he handled the attention well, being friendly and personable even when Gene kept going on and on about changes to the menu, one chef to another.
A few days later, he called you up randomly and asked you to get ready and ride with him somewhere. âWhat should I wear?â You asked, hoping for a hint. You could hear him smile as he said, âIt doesnât even matter, ma. You always look good.â The occasion had turned out to be âFoodtruck Friday.â Barbecue, kebab, taco, ice cream, and other miscellaneous food trucks were parked in a spacious lot in Downtown Detroit. You settled at a picnic table and shared several plates of food as you discussed the possibility of your own mobile âMad Batterâ shop somewhere down the line. It got you thinking about the future.
âWhere do you see yourself in five years?â You asked the dreaded question in between bites of a colorful Korean fusion taco. He stiffened as he considered the answer. âWhat is this, a job interview?â Sometimes you saw peeks of bossman Rio rather than the Christopher Castillo you were getting to know. It happened seemingly out of nowhere when you asked questions he felt were invasive.
You looked up from the panko-fried shrimp, red cabbage, shredded carrots, and tasty orange sauce wrapped up in a flour tortilla with a frown. You had two choices: respond in the way he had or make light of the situation. So, you said, âKinda. Youâre auditioning for a spot on my roster, so...â
He stopped chewing the half-eaten dumpling and swallowed hard. âThatâs not funny.â
âYou better start taking the interviewing part of the audition more seriously then.â You wiped your fingers on a napkin, and he gathered your hand in his own, wearing a look you couldnât decipher. âYou got it, ma.â
You played a game of mini-golf at the local arcade. Rio stood tall behind you, holding you by your hips as he corrected your stance. You purposefully arched your back, brushing against him just slightly. âLike this?â You looked over your shoulder with the most innocent look you could muster, but his eyes were glued to your ass. âYeah, just like that.â He answered in a low tone without looking up. You giggled as you took your swing, adding a wiggle for his benefit. You pretended to care about the ball as it glided across the bright green tarp towards the hole. âHow was that?â You chirped, looking down the lane.
âI canât even lie. I donât care about the game right now. I just wanna watch you.â Your aim was terrible, and the ball never went in the hole without several attempts, but he insisted you finish playing the course. You teased him about it for days after despite his claim that he actually enjoyed the game because it was one of Marcusâ favorites.
âStop lying! You just wanted an excuse to openly watch my ass.â
âWhy you always gotta call me out?â
You shopped a cozy health and wellness store with hundreds of cool little trinkets for sale. Neither of you had been there before, so you took your time exploring, stealing unexpected kisses from the other. Rio took full advantage of the size of the store, pulling you by the hand and holding you close to his side.
He frowned at the large collection of shiny crystals. âA rock, really? What does anybody need with a rock?â
âItâs not a rock!â You hissed, head whipping around as you hoped the owner didnât hear him.
âWhat is it then? It looks like a rock to me.â He picked one up, turning it over in his hands.
âItâs a crystal!â
âWhatâs the difference?â
âIt has healing properties...â Rio snorted but strung his arm across your shoulder and listened intently as you read the info cards to him. When it was all said and done, he bought an aventurine stone to apologize to the owner for prosperity, well-being, and good luck.
The next day, he disappeared with no warning. You had been worried sick until Mick let you know he was busy handling something. It would have only taken a minute to tell you that, so you were (understandably) pissed. He showed up at the shop several days later like nothing had ever happened. âWhatâs up, mama?â The greeting that usually melted you grated on your nerves. All of your feelings about the situation bubbled up to the surface. It was hard to find the right wordsâ you were still getting to know each other, so how mad could you be? At the same time, how little did he think of you to not say anything? Finally, you settled on, âI canât do the disappearing act.â
Rio wasnât used to answering to anyone, not even his childâs mother, about his whereabouts, but he put his palms up in surrender when he saw the serious expression you wore.
âYouâre right, mama. Thatâs my bad. It wonât happen again.â
And it hadnât.
But knowing ahead of time only made it a tiny bit easier, especially when he didnât have a set return date. You were going on day seven (the longest you had gone without seeing him since you started dating) when he called to say he made it home and wanted to see you. Your heavy heart swelled with relief. You missed him way more than you probably should have, so you insisted on a night in at your place, wanting him to feel relaxed and at home instead of on guard somewhere public.
It had been a long six weeks without sex while he romanced you with delicious food and beautiful words. It wasnât an easy task, but you knew as soon as sex was thrown in the mix, you would be done for, either destined to be his or ruined by him. It was a scary thought, but distance had indeed made the heart grow fonder, and you cared about him enough to take a chance.
He was set to arrive within the hour, but you were still unsure of what to wear, frantically rummaging through the dresser for something cute and comfortable. You let out a frustrated groan when your phone started to ring, thinking Rio might have come early, but when you look down at your phone, you see your best friendâs name and face. You swipe quickly, accepting the FaceTime call. âHey, girl!â
âHey, stranger!â You pick up the phone, so you can look at her. âReally?â
âYes, really.â She replies with just as much sass. âI havenât talked to you in whatâ two weeks?â
âWe talkââ
ââtext.â
âOkay, fine. Text. We text every day. What are you talking about?â
âThatâs not the same.â She insists even as you remind her of the ridiculous amount of time you spend trading memes and food pictures with her.
âAnyway, what are you doing?â
âIâm trying to decide what Iâm going to wear between this, this, or this.â You move the camera around, showing her the different options. A black-and-white tank and short set with âBeing cute is not a crimeâ in a cute font. A fuzzy grey sweatsuit set with hearts, or a simple cream hoodie with matching shorts.
âUm, whatâs the occasion?â You giggle at the look on her face, knowing she thinks none of the above are appropriate for wearing outside of the house.
âMovie night in.â
âYou need help picking an outfit for movie night with yourself?â Her face scrunches up in confusion. âWait, is it movie night with yourself?â You try to be casual about it, shrugging your shoulders in response. As usual, she sees through your bullshit and goes straight into an interrogation. âOh, bitch. You been holding out on me!â She asks you five questions in a row without stopping to breathe before settling on one. âWho?â
You gnaw on your bottom lip. â...Rio.â
âRio?â She frowns. âLike the guy we work for, Rio? With the eyebrows and the neck tattoo, Rio?â
âYes, that Rio.â
âWow.â You wince but decide itâs best to get it over with. âWhat? I know you, so I know thereâs more where that came from.â
âI donât know what to say! From what I can tell, heâs a decent dude, I guess, but you know what he does. You definitely know what we do for him! You donât think that could be a problem?â
âItâs messy, for sure, and I can admit that, but Iâve been thinking about getting out anyway...â She nods. âThen, I guess thereâs nothing else for me to say about that. Youâre both grown, and you know what youâre doing.â She was your best friend, which meant sheâd always give her honest opinion, but wouldnât berate you about your choices. Just like that, you return to your regular discussion topics, everything from warehouse gossip (yes, even in the business of crime, thereâs a rumor mill) to new music releases. Before you knew it, forty minutes had passed, and Rio was calling your phone. You promised to call her more often before hanging up.
You sing your âhelloâ into the phone, hoping Rio canât detect the shakiness in your voice as you clumsily pull on your bottoms.
âHey, mama. You about ready? I know youâre sensitive about your space and all that.â He was referring to the fact that he had never been past the doorway of your home. Your home was your sacred place, so you were extra careful about who came in and what energy they brought. It was always nerve-wracking to let somebody into the space that you cherished so much.
âYeah.â He picks up on the hesitancy in your voice. âAre you sure?â You nod your head as if he can see you before telling him yes with a giggle. âAlright, well, Iâm outside. Can I come in?â You bite your lip, butterflies fluttering in your tummy. âYeah, Iâll come unlock the door.â He whispers his thanks, and you take a moment to force yourself to relax. When you meet him at the door, you do so with an open mind and heart, taking in his appearance with a goofy grin on your face. As usual, heâs dressed in all black, wearing a well-fitted t-shirt and sweatpants. Heâs casual but still so high quality and attractive.
âHi.â You breathe out like a dork when you realize youâre staring. It helps that he seems just as mesmerized, stepping forward to envelop you in a tight, warm hug. He sways you from side to side before pulling back, his hands resting heavily on the top of your ass. He settles for a quick peck on the lips because he has something to say. âYouâre as pretty as ever, darlinâ.â He says earnestly, shaking his head as he steps back to look you over once more.
âKiss me again.â His hands cup your ass as you devour each other in the open doorway. You forget your surroundings. âDamn, ma. Can I at least get inside before you jump my bones? I donât mind giving your neighbors a show if thatâs your thing, butâŚâ You turn to hide your embarrassment, leaving him to close the door behind you as you gesture around the room as if youâre in an episode of MTV Cribs. â... hereâs the living room. The kitchenâs through the arch. The bathroomâs over there...â He follows you with his red as you point.
âAnd the bedroom?â
You snort. âThe tour stops here for now. Sit down.â Your tone leaves no room for argument. He settles into the soft couch while you grab the snack tray from the kitchen. Homemade popcorn, chocolate-covered pretzels, and dried fruit gummies are on the menu.
âAll this for me?â His arms snake around your waist so that you can curl up into his side. âWhat we watching?â You grab the remote. âI saw a trailer this week that caught my attention. Iâll play it for you.â He didnât care what you watched as long as he got to be close to you, so it didnât take long for you to get the movie started. He stole glances at you when his knuckles brushed against your bare knees under the blanket. Youâre embarrassed at how wet the small action makes you, so you stretch out across the couch and place your bare feet in his lap, silently planning your revenge. The movie may as well not be playing because you couldnât be less interested in the plot as you lightly stroke him through his sweatpants with the balls of your feet.
âMa...â He warns, watching you in the low lighting. Heâs come to learn you like to tease, but he doesnât think he can take it, not tonight. âHmm?â You hum innocently, loving the strained look on your face. He doesnât move even as you sit up on your haunches and kiss him. Itâs slow and long in the best way. He pulls you to sit in his lap. His hands roam your body as you grind down onto him, relishing in the feeling of the soft skin on your tummy. He sighs into your mouth as one hand finds your bare breasts.
He pulls away to talk shit. âNo bra? You just knew I was gonna put out, huh?â He pushes the cotton material up so he can see you properly. âPerfect.â He murmurs into your skin. You let him kiss and lick and suck on your nipples until the pressure you feel below is too much to handle. Youâre a quivering mess when he finally helps you pull the cotton material up and over your head. It lands on top of the television behind you, but neither of you notice.
You nudge him until he removes his own shirt, and then he lifts his hips to help you when you begin tugging on his sweats. They puddle at his feet while you spread your legs wide, desperate to get your hands on him. âI could cry right now.â You admit honestly when you finally see him, biting your lip. He arches a brow. âIs that a good thing or a bad thing, darlinâ?â His hips jerk when you take him into your hands, the cold temperature surprising him.
âItâs definitely a good thing.â You whisper excitedly, staring with wonder as he hardens in your hands. He barks out a laugh, stunned by your ability to make him laugh, even with his dick in your hands. âThatâs really nice, ma. I feel real special.â Your eyes meet, and silent promises of all the filthy things youâre going to do to each other are exchanged. âYou should. Iâm about to change your life.â He throbs in your hands, loving that you find small ways to challenge him.
âCome on. Letâs go to bed.â He wraps his arms around you in preparation to get up, but you stop him with a shake of your head. âI donât wanna.â
âNo? What you wanna do then?â
You answer him by slipping to your knees. You spit on his dick, stroking him up and down slowly. He watches you closely as you lower your mouth, wrapping your lips around the tip. It takes a lot of restraint, but he lets you do your thing, slowly working him deeper into your throat. He closes his eyes as he concentrates on lasting, but he canât turn his ears off, the obscene smacks painting a vivid picture for him. When you swipe your tongue across his balls, he moves to stop you, grabbing your shoulders. Fire dances in your eyes as you realize you got him where you want him. âI donât wanna.â You repeat.
âYou are a brat.â
You release him with a pop. âThe biggest.â You admit, swallowing him once more. He groans, thinking he canât believe youâre the same sweet girl who bakes in a frilly pink apron and begs him to tell her bedtime stories.
âI want you to fuck me now.â He stops you before you can bend over the couch. âSlow down. I want you on your back, darlin.â
You throw his earlier words back at him. âThatâs nice. I feel really special.â
âYou should.â He mocks you, instructing you to hold your legs wide. He wastes no time licking and sucking you as enthusiastically as you had done him. âYouâre so pretty. I could eat this pretty pussy forever.â He compliments as you squirm in his hold. âYouâd let me, huh?â You shake your head frantically. âNo! Youâd drive..me crazy!â Payback is a mother, especially when Rioâs the one dishing it out. âWait, waitââYou whimper, clawing at his shoulders.
âWhat?â He cajoles. He almost wants to laugh at the distressed look on your face. âI want you.â You pout, trying to sweet-talk him.
âYou have me.â
âNot like this. Inside.â
âYeah? You sure?â
âMhm.â You swallow, watching as he fumbles around with his pants searching for a condom. He opens the golden foil packet with expert fingers, positioning himself in between your spread legs. âYou donât have any pointers for me now?â He drags his tip up and down your slit, slowly pushing his way further. Teasing. You shake your head. âNo. Just fuck me.â
âThat ainât polite. You gotta say please, mama.â You scowled, but he didnât budge. âPlease.â You pleaded with the sweetest tone you could muster, sighing as he gave in. You cursed at the stretch, him at the way you squeezed him. âYou feelâŚâ He couldnât find the words, so he buried his face in your neck, trying to gain some composure. You caressed the back of his neck sweetly. âYou feel good too, baby.â
His hips stuttered forward, and you gasped as he worked himself deeper. You grasp his shoulders tightly, your nails embedding themselves into the soft skin.
âYes!â You squeal.
âLike that?â He grits out, struggling to keep his rhythm.
âYes, just like that!â You cry, moaning as he pounds up into you. His lips find yours again, and itâs bliss. Then before you can stop yourself, youâre calling him Daddy like itâs his given name. He groans into your sweaty neck like heâs in pain.
âYouâre so nasty.â Overwhelmed and breathless, you whine your protest, âYouâre nasty. Look at what youâre doing to me.â His eyes shift to where youâre connected. Youâre creaming all over him and leaking down onto the couch, but you canât bring yourself to care about anything other than coming. You do just that, mewling as you make an even bigger mess between your legs. He whispers filthy things into your ear as he finishes, grunting at the way you seem to be sucking him in even deeper.
âThat wasââ
ââunreal.â
âYeah.â
Neither of you can bring yourself to move. Your sweat-covered skin sticks together. You swipe your hand against your forehead while he pants.
âI wanted to ride you at least once tonight, but after that, Iâll be lucky to make it to bed.â
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For the canyon au, what would happen if one of the hermits got hurt during a scout? Like, if etho is out scouting, something happens, and heâs unable to message the hermits or get help. Would he be willing to be seen? Would any smpers besides Puffy help him?
Zedaph didn't mean to leave the canyon, honest! He was just looking for a sheep of his own for a completely ethical experiment involving pistons and a perfectly reasonable quantity of peanut butter, thank you very much. He wasnât about to steal a sheep from someone elseâs farm, and for some reason sheep donât tend to spawn at bedrock level. So really, he had no choice!
Zedaph is rethinking a lot of his decisions. Heâs also wondering if he left the jump-powered stove on. Then he remembers that itâs jump-powered, and as he is not currently jumping on it, it is most likely unpowered. Unfortunately, it seems as though Zedaph is going to be eating a lot of cold food for a while if he makes it out of this alive, because heâs not going to be jumping on anything with a broken leg.
Despite his punishment for trying to take a cross-section of something that he now knows is probably sentient (oops), he canât help but want to go back, to learn more. What is the rate of growth of those red vines? Are they all from the same plant? Are they actually sentient, or is the crimson kudzu in possession of an automatic response to attempted harm? Did the vine know it was hitting him off a ledge which would break his leg, or did it just know âwhack human away from vineâ? Would the vines taste good in soup? Are they flammable? Could Zedaph theoretically knit a fashionable sweater out of them, and if so would the sweater be capable of independent movement?
He is torn from his musings of a wriggly evil sweater by another thrum of pain. He hisses. Thereâs... more blood than is advisable. Outside of his leg, that is. Inside his leg is likely less than the advisable amount of blood, and come to think of it, his headâs probably a bit empty as well, seeing as how heâs having so much trouble thinking straight-- well, straight for him. His jumps in logic are incomprehensible to most on a good day, but right now even he canât follow his own thought process. What was he thinking about again?
Ah yes. The overwhelming pain from being yeeted off a ledge. Come to think of it, the ledge he fell off-- the one heâs sitting leaned against-- is shaped awfully unusually. It must be manmade. Whoever made this is not a good terraformer. Zedaph should bake Scar some cookies. Is Scar allergic to peanuts? Ow. Ow. Ow. Zedaph will need to borrow Impulseâs oven-- or he could set up his own oven with an armor stand that jumps for him?
âHey there, who are you?â says a female voice. Zedaph looks up. He doesnât have to look very far up.
Standing in front of him is a woman with a cool pirate-looking coat (red, of course; all self-respecting pirates wear red), with long fluffy hair like white wool and rainbow fringe! Oh, and sheâs, like, half sheep or something. Thatâs cool too.
Wait. Thereâs something about sheep heâs forgetting... How could he have been so stupid?! He came to the surface in the first place in search of a sheep, and now heâs (kind of) found one!
The cool pirate lady says something, but Zedaph-- well, he does hear it, but it doesnât process. Words are just mouth-sounds. He is in pain.
âFound a sheep,â he mumbles, âCome back to the canyon?â
âYouâre hurt, man,â the sheep-pirate-lady says. She has pretty rainbow hair, and the white parts look like clouds.
She laughs. âThanks.â
Clearly, this woman is a mind-reader! As well as a sheep. Really, two for the price of one. Zedaph isnât quite sure what to do with a mind-reader, but his head will be much clearer and therefore able to dream up wacky hypotheses once he respawns--
He gasps, jerking forward and choking on his own breath when he remembers the cold truth. Xisuma wonât be able to respawn him, not for several days. Zedaph doesnât want to spend that long in the void.
âWoah!â the woman exclaims, rushing to steady him. âYou look pretty bad, dude. Letâs get you home or something. Where do you live?â
âCanyon,â Zedaph rasps. âIâm not supposed to tell you that, I donât think. Canât remember why.â
The nice woman goes very still. âHey. My nameâs Puffy. Iâm gonna take you to the canyon. Do you think you can stand if I help you?â
âPuffy..?â Zedaph squints off into the middle distance, trying to remember something. âSheâs the person who keeps coming back to that barrel, isnât she?â
Puffy pulls Zedaphâs arm over her shoulder and gently pulls him up to his feet. âShe is,â Puffy says softly.
âI hope she liked the enchanted diamond shears,â he mumbles.
âShe did,â Puffy says softly. âShe didnât even know diamond shears were a thing.â
âI was going to make an emerald flint and steel,â Zedaph rambles, âbut it turns out that items made of flint and steel arenât conducive to being made of not-flint and not-steel."
"Who would have thought?" Puffy laughs, then trips over a vine. Zedaph makes a pained noise at the jostle to his leg, which is dragging a bit on the ground because Puffy is so much shorter than him. She notices this, and rethinks her strategy.
"At this rate, we'll never get back to the canyon," she gripes. "Climb on my back instead, I'll carry you."
Zedaph obliges, but warns, "Tango says I'm heavy.â
âIâm stronger than Tango, Iâll bet.â
The Hermit is actually a bit heavy, but this is a matter of pride now. And also, quite possibly a matter of urgency. The Hermit isnât responding anymore. Heâs still holding on, so he isnât dead or completely unconscious; still, heâs not in a good state.
As soon as the elevator down to the bottom of the canyon comes into view, Puffy books it. Surely, in the canyon base, the Hermit will have healing potions? He (They? Multiple Hermits?) gave her a whole beacon, so obviously he/they are late-game enough to have plenty of potions.
Stepping into the elevator, Puffy presses the button, then puts her hand on the Hermitâs neck. Itâs a bit of an awkward position, since his chin is hanging over her shoulder, but it makes her feel better to have a hand on his pulse. He makes a pitiful noise as the elevator descends.
âEasy there,â Puffy says, âyouâre almost home.â
The moment the doors open, she ventures out into the village. The only safe place she knows is the barrel where she leaves her items for the Hermit(s), so she takes him there. Now that sheâs looking, she spots shadows, eyes, movements, throughout the supposedly empty village. One such person comes out of the woodwork, sprinting.
âZedaph!â exclaims a tall, musclebound man. His face is twisted in naked worry as he meets Puffy at the barrel, which she sets Zedaph down on.
The large man, who wears a black shirt with a creeper face on it (does that mean something, Puffy wonders?) scrutinizes the blond man on the barrel for a moment before springing into action, splashing potions and bits of lapis and-- holy shit, is that a Totem of Undying?! When the blond man, Zedaph, seems to come back to himself enough that he could reasonably eat a golden carrot with minimal choking hazard, the new man hands him one. Finally, he turns to Puffy.
âThank you,â he says. The relief in his voice is tangible.
Puffy shifts awkwardly. âI was just doing the right thing. I noticed, uh, his bracelet.â
They both look to Zedaphâs wrist. Itâs got a woven bracelet on it. The textile isnât astounding, but the pattern on it is intricate. Puffy would know, she made it herself as a gift for the Hermit. As Puffy and the other Hermit look at each other, she realizes that he is also wearing something she made: a pair of fingerless gloves which are now stained with redstone dust.
He catches her staring. âWe all have one-- oh, uh, my nameâs Impulse, and this is Zedaph--â
âImpulse,â a new blond man hisses from behind the two. Puffy jumps. She didnât hear him coming.
âTango!â Impulse greets, suddenly nervous. Why a man as big as Impulse would be nervous when facing anyone, let alone a normal-looking guy like Tango, is beyond Puffy. Maybe Tangoâs red eyes have some sort of significance?
âImpulse,â Tango repeats, looking around for anyone that isnât a Hermit. âYouâre not invisible.â
Impulseâs eyebrows draw together in a frown. âI had to see Zedaph.â
âYeahhh,â Zedaph slurs.
âBesides, if we can trust any of the natives, itâs Puffy,â Impulse insists. He crosses his arms in what should be an intimidating display, but truthfully looks more like a pout.
âYou know what Xisuma said,â Tango says. âIâm grateful to have Zedaph back, but...â
âXisuma would agree with me,â Impulse says stubbornly.
Tango sighs explosively, full of nerves. âAlright, fine, can we at least get out of sight? Anyone could come wandering across the surface and spot us.â
âHow many of you are there?â Puffy breathes. Everyoneâs eyes snap to her.
âTwenty-four,â Zedaph says happily.
âZedaph!â Tango admonishes.
Rolling his eyes, Impulse scoops Zedaph up off the barrel like he weighs nothing. He carries the dazed blond man down the path and into a cottage-style house. As Tango goes to follow, he catches Puffyâs eye.
âSorry,â he says, ânothing personal. Just trying to avoid being explodificated, which means not being seen by the people who live on this server. You get it, yeah?â
He jogs off to catch up with Impulse, and Puffy hurriedly follows. Tangoâs got a bracelet like Zedaphâs, but itâs one of the ones Puffy made out of different shades of red. She wonders if all the Hermits wear something she made.
The inside of the house is a bit cramped, but itâll do. Itâs got a bed, at least, so Zedaphâs got somewhere to keep his leg off the ground. This all feels surreal.
âSo, uh...â Puffy says into the stuffy silence of the room. âHow about that, uh, bedrock?â
Nobody has anything to say to that. Fuck.
Out of nowhere, yet another Hermit shows up. Thereâs a trapdoor in the wall that, now that she looks at it, Puffy realizes that Tango was hiding intentionally. Thatâs all gone to shit, though, because a man with white hair and a mask over his face peeks his head out from the hole in the wall.
âHey guys, what--â The man takes a look around, spots Puffy, and freezes. â...On second thought, Iâll come back later.â
âWait!â Impulse says to the man. âGet Xisuma, or at least tell him Puffyâs here if he canât make the trip right now.â
âKarl thinks youâre Mothman,â Puffy blurts out to the white-haired man.
The man looks very self-satisfied for someone whoâs only showing a quarter of his face. âOh? Where does he live? For absolutely no reason, of course.â
âEtho...â Tango groans.
âOh, alright, Iâll go get X.â
The man leaves. Oh boy, thinks Puffy, this is going to be interesting.
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Hi! Can I ask for 30. âItâs not what it looks likeâŚâ from the drabble list?
Oh, itâs you! Welcome back! Here for another order at McDrabble? Very well then, I am obliged to use the good serving platter for the sake of continuity:
30: âItâs not what it looks likeâŚâ
wc: 1991 (Wow! Thatâs a year!)
No Modesty Among Thieves
Geralt finds Jaskier tied up in their room after returning to the inn and all their things have been stolen. He has an unexpected family reunion when he goes to find the burglar.
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Kidnappers would have been easier, Geralt thought, than dealing with burglars. Had Jaskier been kidnapped, someone would have left a note and ransom. They would be waiting somewhere easy to find. A burglar did not want to be found, which meant heâd have to track them down, which meant more work. Heâd had a long day and all he wanted to do was crawl into bed. The moment heâd opened the door of their room, those lovely plans of rest and relaxation had flown out the window, and he was suddenly wide awake, his heart racing, for he found Jaskier tied to the bed frame, completely bare, blindfolded, with a gag in his mouth. He gaped a moment before the smell of fear hit him, then he hurried to the bed and tugged the blindfold from Jaskierâs eyes.
Jaskier sagged with relief at the sight of him. As soon as Geralt removed the gag, the words came flooding out. âItâs not what it looks likeâŚâ he sighed, knowing very well what Geraltâs first impression must have been. He shifted uncomfortably, glad of the pillow thrown over his lap. At least the burglar had been thoughtful enough to provide that before clearing out.
âWhat happened?â Geralt asked. As he worked the knots above Jaskierâs head, he cast eyes about the room. It was completely empty; all of their belongings had been taken.
âBurglar caught me in the bath, blindfolded me, tied me up, and gagged me. Took all of our stuff and booked it.â He rubbed his wrists and shook them out to get the feeling into his arms again. âIâm so glad you got home when you did; my arms just about lost all feeling. Iâm already sore from the fight with the gargoyle last week. The second-hand blast knocked me halfway across the room, remember? Burned the doublet right off my back! Singed my shirt, too.â
âI remember,â Geralt replied. He inspected Jaskierâs arms with care. âAre you hurt?â he asked.
âOnly my pride. I thought I could tell you from the sound of your footsteps, but evidently, I was wrong. The way the fiend came striding in here, confident as anything like they belongedâwell! I thought it could only be you,â he grumbled. âAnyone else would have tried to sneak up behind me instead. They strode right in! And I know, I know; I ought to have kept the door locked, but I swear, Geralt, that I had locked it. Itâs a faulty lock, thatâs what I think. This inn is cheap and ready to fall to pieces when the wind next blows, and thatâs the truth.â
Geralt tossed the blanket over Jaskierâs shoulders for modestyâs sake. âStay here. Iâll take care of it.â He sniffed the air and announced, âThereâs only one trail; pretty strong, too. Likely another patron somewhere down the hall.â
It was an easy game, stealing from other travellers. There were plenty of rooms to hide in. All one had to do was pretend to flee out the door, hood down, pass a few witnesses, then sneak back to their room calm as anything. It was a play Geralt had encountered before.
His brow creased as he scented the room again. It smelled ⌠familiar. He crouched, following the scent from the bed over to the bath, to the corner where heâd left their bags. Meanwhile, Jaskier stumbled out of the bed, the blanket wrapped clumsily around him. He peeked beside the bed and circled the tub. With a huff, he dropped onto the bed once more and sat grumbling.
âMight have at least left the pants, if not my trousers. Not any money in selling those. Rotten thieving bastard.â
Geralt turned to look at him. âThey took your clothes?â he said.
âNot that I blame them, really. People are trying to get in my pants all the time,â Jaskier quipped. He resumed his sulking after when he considered how much theyâd cost him to buy in the first place.
The smell was stronger as soon as Geralt opened the door. He groaned, the pieces clicking into place neatly. âIâll be right back,â he growled.
The door slammed shut behind him as Geralt stalked down the hall. He followed the scent to the every end and thrust the door open. And there the prick was, sitting on the floor, Jaskierâs stupid hat on his head, flipping through Jaskierâs notebook with one hand and helping himself to one of Geraltâs dried apple slices with the other. Lambert didnât even bother to look up as he entered, merely smiling as he popped the slice into his mouth.
âStill hiding your snacks among your potion kit,â Lambert said. âA wonder your bard hasnât found them yet. His smell is all over your things; one would think heâs always in and out, fetching things for you.â
âPack it up. Iâm kicking you out of here as soon as youâve helped me carry this shit back.â
Lambert ignored him, rolling over on his back as he flipped to a page closer to the front of the notebook. âIs this one about you? âWhat amorous sight I scowling see, the sweet delights he flares in me, with eyes the gods have wrought of gold, for men to weep and thus behold?ââ
Geralt snatched the book from his hands, ears burning hot. âYouâve no right to be prying into othersâ things,â he snarled.
âAh, so you havenât read his poetry, I take it.â
Lambert hovered over Geraltâs shoulder as Geralt started shoving things into Jaskierâs bag. He grabbed the hat from Lambertâs head and gathered it with the rest, careful not the bend the feather. Of course he hadnât gone snooping. Jaskierâs notebook was private and Geralt respected privacy, unlike some who felt entitled to anything not bolted and locked.
âHow did you like my present?â Lambert asked, flopping onto the bed. He raised his arms above his head in a mockery of the position heâd left Jaskier in. âOh, what an amorous sight!â he cried, smirking. âDid you weep? I know you to be a weeper; heard enough whores gossip about the white-haired witcher crying in their arms after a tumble. Or did you not unwrap my present? He smelled pretty good for a minute thereâaroused by danger, is he?â
Geralt picked up a pillow and smacked him with it. âDonât go sniffing my bard,â he said.
For once, Lambert made no retort. He only raised one cocky brow at him and smiled.
Geralt found Jaskierâs clothes folded messily on a chair. He put them away carefully in Jaskierâs bag piece by piece. He was about to put the chemise away when Lambert plucked it from him. He flapped it in the air, gave it a light sniff and said, âKind of smells like you, you know. You two share a bed or something?â
The speed with which Geralt snatched it back was all the answer Lambert needed. In addition, Geralt took back his bag of apple slices. He shoved them in a bag and collected the rest of their things. Last of all, he slung Jaskierâs lute over his shoulder.
Before leaving, Geralt seized Lambertâs own bag and stole from it a package of dried cod. Lambert hated cod. And Geralt knew why he had it. âStay out of my room and away from Jaskier,â he said, âOr Iâll find your cat and shave him.â He tossed the bag back at Lambert and slammed the door in his gaping face.
The very first thing Jaskier did upon Geraltâs return was check his lute for damage, forgoing his awkward wrap in his hurry to get to it. His cry of relief filled the air and he cradled the instrument close. Geralt waited until Jaskier had put it safely away in its case before tossing his trousers at his head. Jaskier laughed and hugged them close, but rather than dress, he resumed his bath, the water warmed by courtesy of Geralt for his troubles. Geralt sat on the other side of the room, reordering their things as he told Jaskier the truth behind his unpleasant encounter.
Dinner was ordered to their room a half hour later, an apology sent along with it in the form of two baked pears. They ate it together on the floor, Jaskier in a towel, and Geralt kept his eyes on his food, trying in vain to forget the bit of poetry Lambert had sung for him.
âIâll have to repay him one of these days and run his clothes up a pole,â Jaskier said. âIf heâs ever in Oxenfurt, be prepared to spot them flapping below the universityâs flag.â
âYouâd get nowhere near them,â Geralt replied, cutting himself a bite of pear.
âI donât know. He seemed eager enough to get my clothes off earlier. Should be easy to tempt him to do it again, then scoop his up while he sleeps.â
Geralt quickly abandoned his pear, apatite gone. He offered Jaskier his plate and returned to his organizing.
After eating, Jaskier stood. He stretched and dropped his hands to his hips, then swayed back to where heâd left his trousers. As he dressed, he looked around, humming to himself.
âGeralt?â he called. âDo you know what became of my undershirt?â
âLambert doesnât have it,â Geralt answered.
âFuck, did he lose it? I havenât got one spare.â
After another minute of rummaging, Geralt cleared his throat. âYou can wear one of mine,â he offered. He produced a large black shirt and held it out to Jaskier at armâs length.
Jaskier beamed and made a grab for it. âYouâre a dear! I shall not wander cold and bare on the road, thanks to your generosity.â He pulled it over his head and smoothed it down. âHm, very worn and soft. Itâs quite comfortable, actually. You sure you donât mind?â
âCanât have you walking around half naked,â Geralt grunted.
âQuite right. It may take some time to get to a decent tailor. Be warned: by then I may be disinclined to return it to you. You know how attached I get to my clothes.â
Geralt shrugged. âI can get another,â was the only reply he offered.
Jaskier smiled and bounced happily into bed. âIn that case, say your goodbyes now. Iâve never owned anything black but for my hatâitâs quite an attractive color. Iâm sure I look as raffish as you! Perhaps more so for the novelty of it. What do you think?â
Whatever it was that Geralt thought, Jaskier was not to know. Geralt gave no answer the next morning, even as Jaskier pranced in front of him, fishing for a compliment. Geralt kept his opinion buried in his throat, almost as secret as his bag of dried apples. And tucked beneath them, he kept another secret folded neatly at the very bottom of his bag. Heâd forgotten it in his haste to leave Lambertâs room that night. But Jaskier looked well in his shirt. So the chemise remained where it was, tucked away. After all, if Jaskier intended to keep his, it was only a fair trade.
Jaskier danced another turn in front of him and bowed, the shirt billowing at the end of his arms. He stood upright once more and posed. âCome now, Geralt. Youâve got to admit it makes for a pleasant change.â He flicked the end of one feather from his hat and winked. âWhat say you? I think we go perfectly together.â
Geralt looked at him, bathed in the early morning light, the very picture of radiance. He nodded, giving Jaskier a small smile. âWe do,â he whispered, so soft that no human could ever hear.
âDid you say something?â
âNo,â Geralt replied, a startled blink. âNothing.â
Jaskier looked at him a moment, then shrugged, striding the path ahead. They would get there, he thought privately to himself. They had all the time in the world.
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Based loosely on the cutest comic ever created about Mammon (I will not argue about this this) by @hhhany82 [x]
You hadnât seen Mammon all day. Which was unusual for him.
Usually, the white-haired demon spent every free moment he had invading your personal space. Talking to you. Trying to get you to laugh. Involving you in his latest scheme. Today, however, he was mysteriously absent. To the point that you had to ask one of the others where he was.
âMaybe heâs in the rookery.â Satan supplied when asked. Sparing a moment to look up from his book while he and the other younger brothers lounged in the sitting room.
âThe rookery?â You asked. You guys had a rookery?
âYeah. Itâs where Mammon keeps his familiars.â Asmo replied.
âYou mean they donât just live outside?â
âHehe, no.â The pretty demon said with a laugh. âHe keeps them in a tower here at the House of Lamentation. Donât know why. Birds are so creepy!â
âDoes he have a lot of them?â You were really curious now. Youâve only ever seen one or two; and maybe foolishly thought they just appeared when summoned. You hadnât really thought the familiar thing through a lot. This was really quite fascinating.
âYes. Of course, the Avatar of Greed has to have hundreds of familiars.â Satan replied with an ear roll.
âI think they just keep making new ones on their own.â Beel replied. âNot that he doesnât just pick them up along the way. Seems he used to always come home with a new one when he went out.â
âThat bird brain.â The demons all laugh at Belphieâs witty drawl. They then tell you that the rookery was in the western wing, in one of the towers there. You thank them and head that way. Interested now in seeing what all this familiar, rookery nonsense was about.
It took you awhile to make it to the tower; and even longer to climb up the stairs. When you managed to make it to the top you were amazed to see the room open up into a tiny forest of black trees. Barren trees twisting and coiling towards a sky they could never reach. While dozens of birds squawked and fluttered around the dark husks. It wasnât a hundred, as Satan claimed, but it was certainly a lot.
âGuys! Calm down! I got enough for all of ya.â You hang back around the corner when you heard Mammonâs voice. Able to hear and see him but staying out of his line of vision. Not that he would have noticed you anyway. He seemed completely engrossed in the birds around him. âYou better appreciate this, ok. I spent all that was left in my bank account on getting this fancy bird seed for ya guys. Itâs organic and supposed to be really good for your feathers and stuff. Not that ya guys need it. Youâre all just as handsome as the Great Mammon!â
You have to cover your mouth hard to stifle the laughter threatening to bubble out of your throat. Was he really talking to his birds?? Like one of those silly old bitties that chat for hours with their parakeets?? This was too funny!
âWell, at least you guys appreciate the nice things I do for ya. Those dunder-headed brothers of mine only see the bad stuff I do. Iâm a demon! What do they expect?! They never see the good stuff I do, or like say anything nice about me. Just the âscummy older brotherâ. I get such a bad rap. Just like you guys.â Your hand came away from your mouth when you heard him say that. The soft, sort of sad smile on his lips breaking your heart as he softly nuzzled one of the birdâs heads with his finger. âItâs not so bad now though. With [Y/N] here. Theyâre nice to me. Least I donât get dogpiled on so much when theyâre around. They try to see the good in me all the time. Theyâre a good person. Makes me wanna try harder to be good.â He paused to pour some more food in another dish for his crows. One flying down from its top perch to land on his shoulder and eat directly out of his hand.  âYeah, yeah, I know. Lost cause right? Sometimes I wanna tell âem theyâre a really bad judge of character, butâŚmost of the timeâŚitâs just nice to have someone believe in ya. You know? Everyone else has just given up on me. âCept for you guys of course. But [Y/N] keeps trying. I really love that about âem. I guess itâs why I love âem so much.â
Your hand flew up to your mouth again, only this time to cover up the gasp threatening to break free from it.
Mammon wouldnât think you were such a âgood personâ if he knew you were spying on him! Eavesdropping on his private conversation with him and his birds. âWhoâs there?!â
You flinch when the demon barked out his accusatory claim out into the darkness, obviously having heard you, and you have to steal yourself for a moment before you skip out of your hiding place. âJust me!â
â[Y-Y-Y/N]!â Mammon stammered in alarm. His trademark glasses jostling on his nose as he jumped. The crow on his shoulder flying away. âH-How long have you been standing there?!â
âI just got here.â You telling him. Lying to spare him the embarrassment (or devastation that the one he admired so was a dirty rotten peeper). âI didnât even know we had a rookery until now. Satan told me where to find it. Are these all yours?â
The demon still seemed rattled, frozen in fear almost at being discovered talking to his birds or what you might have over heard, but quickly coughed and righted himself. âI uhâŚY-Yeah. Of course, they're mine. The Great Mammon needs an army of familiars to do his bidding. Being able to control this many just shows how awesome my power really is.â
You giggle a little and ask him to tell you all about his birds. Helping him feed and care for the rest; especially the baby birds. You never tell him that you overheard what he had said to his flock. Youâll keep his secret, just like the crows do.
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His Good Sweater: Chapter 18
Masterlist
Thanks to @acollectionofficsandshit for being my bestie and beta reading! This would have never happened without her ⤠Make sure you read Roman Profile, set in the same universe!
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Abu Dhabi holds a special place in Pierre's heart. The food is great, the views are spectacular, and there is always plenty to do to keep him busy. Night races are some of the more exciting races too and Pierre appreciated the variety.
Coming into the final race of the season, Pierre holds on to seventh in the championship by a few points. Perez sensed the usurper creeping up on his seat and had cranked it up to eleven.Â
Exams had kept you in London for the race in Brazil, where Pierre had finished sixth and Checo DNF'd. You had managed to fly out for the weekend in Saudi Arabia, where Perez had finished fifth and closed the gap to Pierre to only four points behind.Â
If Pierre didn't finish ahead of Perez this weekend, he was fucked. And he was at the distinct disadvantage of his good luck charm being absent, stuck in London finishing up your final few exams of the semester. Two weeks without seeing you coupled with barely hearing from you had worn on him. It wasn't purposeful on your part but Pierre's stress was already compressed like the suspension on his car. Stray an inch too far over the racing line, hit a curb too hard and it was liable to snap, sending bits and pieces flying.
Pierre checks his phone for the millionth time as he waits to check in to the hotel. Wednesday was late for this many crew members to be arriving. His main concern though was that you hadn't responded to the text he'd sent you upon landing.
"Look lively, will you?" Max claps Pierre on the shoulder and he slides his phone into his pocket. "It's the last race of the season. We get to go balls to the wall and leave it all out in the track. And here you are looking like a kicked puppy."
"Easy for you to say," Pierre starts, grinning at his friend. "You clinched the title weeks ago. You don't even have to race this weekend if you don't want to and you'd still win."
"Doesn't mean I won't be shooting for a podium."
Pierre rolls his eyes. "Yeah well we can't all be so lucky, can we?"
"Next year you'll be playing with the big dogs." Max hands the receptionist his ID, says a few words and turns back to Pierre. "Looking forward to having you as a teammate again. It was fun for those couple races and I'm sure you'll be a challenge now that you've found your groove."
"You're gonna jinx it if you keep talking." Pierre laughs, praying that it covers up the old wound Max's statement picked open. Pierre hated the idea of moving back to Red Bull but he didn't have much choice. He was still contracted to one of four Red Bull branded seats for next season. A promotion, at the very least, would help him showcase his talent and further cement his value. If he had to spend any longer than that with the team, ripping out his hair was a real possibility.
"Wasn't someone supposed to be with you this weekend?" Max quirks a brow. "Where is she?"
"In London." Max bringing you up doesn't help the pit forming in Pierre's stomach. Win or lose, seventh or eighth, Red Bull or Alpha Tauri, come Sunday Pierre wanted you at his side. Interview requests were bound to roll in either way and Pierre would need someone to ground him, a task much easier to accomplish if you were physically at his side.
"Too bad." Max clicks his tongue and takes his room keys from the receptionist. "It's gonna be a fun weekend."
"I don't think-"
Pierre's vision goes dark at the same time someone whispers, "Guess who?"
Pierre sucks in a breath, spins on his heel and wraps you in a hug in one smooth motion. You laugh as he lifts you off your feet and presses kisses to your cheeks.Â
"What are you doing here?" He grabs both suitcases and tugs you aside. His room can wait.
"Tost asked me to come." Your grin is contagious, its twin appearing on Pierre's own cheeks. "He said that since you were flying out from Milan on your own there was an extra seat on the jet, so if I got myself to Nice I could fly out with the Red Bull boys."
"Seven hours trapped in a tin can with Max, Yuki and Checo?" Pierre rubs his chest. "I've got heartburn just thinking about that."
"It wasn't so bad," you say, finally giving him a proper kiss. "Yuki and I just played games on our phones the whole time. And I beat Max at Scrabble."
"How many Dutch words did he try to use?"
"Mmm, about half the words he tried were definitely not English."
"Yep, sounds about right." Pierre throws an arm around your shoulders and leads you back to the reception desk. He pays for an upgraded room when you aren't looking- though when you're assigned a suite there's not much higher you can go- and slips the woman behind the counter an extra bill for good measure.
"I could use a nap," you note, leaning against Pierre like you'd otherwise fall over. "I didn't get much sleep last night."
Pierre checks his watch. "We've got time for a nap."
"We?" Your raised eyebrow is question enough. Pierre smiles and swipes his key card once you're in the elevator with him. He hadn't looked at the price of the room but he was positive it was more than he'd spent on a single night in his entire career, considering it occupies an entire floor of the swanky hotel.
"It's date night," Pierre says simply. Initially his plan had been to invite Charles over for a game of Fifa but the Monegasque wouldnât fault him for cancelling at the last minute. "We're in one of the most luxurious cities in the world and I'm going to show you off every chance I get. The restaurant down stairs is to die for."
Your attempt at nodding along with what he says is thwarted by a yawn. "Sleep first, eat later." Seeing as it was impossible to deny you, Pierre simply drops a kiss to the crown of your head.
"Wait until you see our room." The way your eyes light up when he says our room makes him want to say it again and again just to see you sparkle.
"I know you upgraded it, Mr. I-think-I'm-sneaky." You uncurl yourself from against his arm when the elevator chimes. "How much did it cost?"
"A few extra pennies."
The stainless steel doors open directly into the suite. The living space is dominated by a curving crescent of full length windows overlooking the cerulean harbor and the jagged steel of the city skyline beyond. Suitcase forgotten, your jaw drags along the floor as you toe off your shoes in favor of sinking onto one of the half moon couches situated around a low coffee table.
"Did you get some sort of bonus you didn't tell me about?" Pierre sees your inner engineer cataloging the chandelier dripping crystals over the carved dining table and the pattern of the black veined marble flooring. "This cost more than a few pennies."
"I didn't really look at the price so it's possible," he admits. In the end it was worth it to see you like this, happy as a pig in mud. Pierre was in his element at the track you were in yours in beautiful buildings. For all Pierre cared you could be sharing a dingy room at a motel; it would still be five star worthy with you there.Â
Every once in a while though, you deserve a bit of pampering for all you put up with. Late nights and months apart wasnât easy on either of you, but you stuck by him. And when the day comes that Pierre retires or loses his seat, you would be the one there to comfort him. Spending frivolous amounts of money to see you smile was nothing in the grand scheme of things.Â
In Pierreâs world, money is temporary, you are forever.
"Well I have half a mind to tear into you for spending so much on a room we won't spend all that much time in," you start, your star-speckled gaze landing on Pierre, "the view is too pretty to be upset about."
"Mine isn't half bad either." You laugh, tucking an errant hair behind your ear. You both know he isnât referring to the glittering bay or the expensive furnishings.
"Up," Pierre demands softly, holding out his hand. Your hand is warm and dwarfed by his long fingers but you barely seem to notice. The heart in his chest pounds for no discernable reason as he leads you down the narrow hall past doors leading to what he can only assume are bedrooms and bathrooms, to the one at the end of the hall. Based on his mental floor plan this one has the best view, if he's guessed correctly.
Your breezy oh confirms his hunch. You stutter at the threshold, coming up short behind him to bathe in the beauty of the sea, dotted through with white sails. Sunlight twinkles off the waves and if he breathes deep enough, he can almost smell the salt.
"Come on," Pierre says with a chuckle, urging you to fall into the fluffy down of the bed with him. You follow reluctantly, too enamored by the sights to pay any real attention to how Pierre arranges your limbs to his liking, your head resting on his chest and your joined hands laying atop his stomach.
"How about that nap?" He murmurs, running the fingers of his free hand through your unbound hair.Â
You sigh and snuggle in closer. It was rare that Pierre had the opportunity to steal moments like this during a race week, when he had nothing better to do than tangle himself in you.
"I'll tell you a story."Â
Just as he expected, you leap at the offer. "Can you tell me the one about the time you and Charles got in trouble when you were karting?"
Normally he opts for something fictional that allows him to embellish the details to fit his narrative. Pierre loved spinning tales rife with laughter and intrigue but he also didn't mind indulging your curiosity.
"Yeah, I can tell that one. Let me set the scene. It's midnight on a Friday at a little track outside Rouen. Two gangly teenage boys, one French and one definitely, positively not French, have nothing better to do than get themselves in troubleâŚ"
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Fans began whispering when Pierre set foot in the lobby. The price of stardom was high and had taken years to get used to. Some days the bombardment of people asking for photos and autographs overwhelmed him to the point he was desperate for an out. Most people respected his boundaries and when they sensed it was too much, they backed off. Other days it was simply too much and he would mumble excuses and book it out the door.
The pressure increases tenfold when he steps into the lobby with you on his arm, the pair of you dressed to the nines. He clocks a group of women- clearly tourists based on their body language- perched on a sofa the minute their low murmurs turn into excited squeals.
Pierre mentally braces for you to stiffen or stop altogether but you do neither. You carry on unaffected, either ignoring them or completely oblivious to the women who do nothing to hide their pointed stares.
"Table for two please." You smile at the restaurant host and then at Pierre. You must not have noticed the fans then. You were getting better at coping with the photos and whispers, although your smile usually became forced the longer it dragged on, the polar opposite of you currently beaming at him.
Pierre's shoulders sag a bit when you're led to a secluded table towards the rear of the dining space. Privacy wasn't a luxury he was often afforded. With his back to a wall of windows, there were fewer angles for people to approach from which was a small comfort.
Apparently you find sitting across from Pierre unacceptable because you shuffle your chair to his side of the table before plopping down in it. Pierre shoots you a questioning look but keeps his mouth shut. Inquiring after your motives didn't tend to end well for him.
Instead he leans over to kiss your cheek, relishing the blush his lips coax to the surface.
âIt all sounds good,â you say, scanning the menu. âYouâve been here before, I take it?â
âHmm? Oh, yeah I have. Itâs all wonderful.âÂ
The fans from the lobby remain in the blurred fringes of his vision. Pierre does his best to focus on the waitress explaining the specials. He tunes in automatically to the fanâs heavily accented English as they argue with the host, vying for a table as close to Pierre as possible.
Their phones remain out as an annoyed waiter tries and fails to coax the gaggle of girls into ordering something. Pierre drags a hand through his hair.
Being the center of attention usually doesn't bother him. Coping with the spotlight and the scrutiny that accompanies it is second nature; if the press conferences at Spa in 2019 had taught him anything, it was the importance of a solid poker face. Fame is new to you though and interactions with polite fans make you nervous. Having your picture taken without permission and splashed on social media? Forget about it. Pierre didn't care to find out how you'd react.
"Don't be nervous." You lay a hand on Pierre's thigh. The touch is enough to temporarily pause his bouncing leg. "You're going to do amazing this weekend. All you have to do is finish in front of Checo and you're golden."
How you haven't noticed the girls giggling mere yards away is beyond him. The last thing he wants to do is ruin this perfect, beautiful moment of bliss. You look gorgeous with your painted lips and that sinful black dress that he doubts can be comfortable based on how it hugs your curves like water. To top it off, the pride in your gaze is something to behold, making it impossible to doubt himself when you so clearly and openly believe he can conquer the world.
But it's better to tell you now versus you finding out on social media later. "That's not what's bothering me."
"Oh?" You sit straighter and set the menu down. "What is it then? Because if it's Horner, I have no problem marching in there and chewing him out. Birdy will back me up."
Despite himself, Pierre can't hold back his smile. "Where did all this confidence come from, hmm?"
"I'm learning," you insist, nodding your head firmly. "I'm growing as a person and you should be proud."
"I never said I wasn't." Maybe you'd spent the last month at university interacting with racing fans on campus. Perhaps being exposed to endless questions in a setting you controlled was the key. "Did you take a course in confidence at university?"
You scrunch up your nose and laugh in the most adorable way. Pierre's heart lurches at the sight, regardless if it was him you were laughing at.
"No, but I did make a few new friends that have a habit of pestering me about you." You jab a finger in his side for good measure. "It helped, I think. I don't look for cameras as much anymore. You're my focus now, not paps that may or may not be lurking in bushes."
"I knew it." Pierre is slightly impressed that he'd hit the nail squarely on the head. "I figured there had to be someone at uni responsible for helping you out."
You shrug and purse your lips. "I guess we'll have to see how I handle this weekend. I mean, there's bound to be press trying to corner me, what with the stakes and all. But I think I can take them." You raise your fists in front of your face and Pierre has to laugh.Â
âThrow a punch like that and youâll break a finger.â He takes one of your clenched fists in his and untucks your thumb from under your fingers. âThatâs how you make a proper fist. And you hit with these knuckles here- make sure you distribute the blow across all four, or youâll be hurting.â
âRegardless,â you say, jabbing the air a few times, âThe shock factor of having little old me in their face ought to be enough to earn me an advantage.â
Pierre finishes the lap to circle back to the topic at hand. "How about we test your confidence?âÂ
"Okay," you say, dragging out the 'a' until it hangs in the air between you like a spider's web.Â
Pierre rakes a hand through his hair and nods to the girls a few tables away. "They've been taking pictures since we sat down. I'm sure they'll be all over Instagram in an hour, if they aren't already."
You steal a glance at the table in question under the guise of grabbing something from your purse. You hum, contemplating how to go about responding. Pierre is almost certain you'll ask to head back upstairs where it's just the two of you, no cameras or outside influence to ruin your night. His wallet is already out under the table, ready to leave a hefty tip for putting up with your drink-and-dash.
âWe arenât doing anything interesting,â you point out, swirling the knuckleâs worth of whiskey in your glass. âWhy do they feel the need to document every passing second?â
Pierre lifts a shoulder in a shrug. âItâs just what some people do. If youâre uncomfortable we can go.â
âWho said anything about leaving?â You scoff, the corners of your lips turned up in a teasing smile. âI figure the best course of action is to give them something worth photographing.â
âWhat do you-â
Pierreâs yelp is decidedly unsexy when you yank him forward by his tie and attach your lips to his. Caught entirely off guard, he flounders for a moment before he catches himself and sinks into you. One hand on your cheek and the other creeping up your thigh, Pierre slides his tongue over the seam of your lips. You don't hesitate to obey the silent command.
He should be embarrassed. He should be contemplating the consequences of this kiss being splashed across tabloids the world over. He canât bring himself to care, not when youâre the only release he needs and something as simple as a kiss sets his skin alight and causes any sane thoughts to trickle from his head.
Nothing matters. You're kissing him and your hand is a few inches below his hip on his right thigh, burning a brand that he prays leaves a puckered pink scar. Your scent and your mouth and your unmistakable hiss of pleasure saps the worry from his limbs. He's floating up off his chair, lungs filling with helium as you steal every last molecule of oxygen from the room.
Just like that, Pierre is the one that's roaring to leave for an entirely different reason.
Your hand on his jaw keeps your lips a hair's breadth apart as you whisper, "Are they staring?"
A blissed out nod is all he manages. Thoughts evade him and speaking is utterly out of the question when your lips are within striking distance. He surges forward for another kiss, heavier on teeth than on tongue. He makes sure to hold your lower lip between his teeth longer than necessary, putting on a show now that you've given him permission.
"Pierre," you murmur, using the hand splayed on his chest to push him away. The whine that escapes him is wholly unintentional. Thankfully it's low enough that only you hear, pressing a finger to your sinful lips.
"Down, boy." You extricate his hand from the dimpled flesh of your hip and place it chastely in his own lap. "We've accomplished what I wanted to."
Saying you tossing a wink over your shoulder at the intrusive fans isn't the hottest thing he's ever seen would be a lie. Pierre needed to be sure to thank Daniel's girlfriend the next time he saw her for whatever the hell she said to finally bestow you with a healthy serving of self-assurance because this new you is an entirely different entity, one Pierre intends to explore at the next opportunity.
"Problem solved." You brush your hands together and Pierre half expects to see dust clouds in the air like you'd just finished a woodshop project.Â
Pierre's brain is operating on a ten second delay. So really, normal operating procedure when he was in your vicinity. "I don't think we've accomplished everything I'd like to get done."
"We have a dinner to finish first." You pick up your menu and resume browsing like you hadn't just forcibly ripped his appetite for anything other than you right out of him. "The salmon sounds good, don't you think?"
"You sound good," Pierre mumbles under his breath and picks up his own menu. God, he'd love to let his fingers drift to the apex of your thighs. Youâre always cute when you squirm. It was so simple to do too, all you needed was a brush of his knuckle to your center and you'd be gasping.
"Are you ready to order?"
The soft-spoken waitress bursts Pierre's bubble. She brings fresh drinks and jots down an order of two salmon fillets and leaves with a smile.Â
How Pierre has managed to make it this long without fucking you is beyond him. From the moment you surprised him in the lobby, his limbs have been thrumming with energy. And now your surprise kiss had been the pebble that preceded an avalanche of feverish longing. Those red painted lips would look better wrapped around his-
The pointed toe of your shoe digs into his calf. "Quit staring."
"Either you let me daydream or you let me take you upstairs,â Pierre quips back, licking his lips before he can catch himself.
"Can we get through one date without you mentally undressing me?"
Pierre dips his grin in a vat of lust, his words dripping with waxy promise. "No. Not when I know that as soon as we're alone, you'll let me do what I want."
"And what about what I want?" Your pouted lip does absolutely nothing but push his mind further in the gutter.Â
"Your wish is my command." His hand floats under the hem of your dress to graze along your core. And there it is, that sound he would swim across oceans to hear, your chastizing gasp of surprise.Â
The cross way you whisper his name is a thing of dreams. No one else's name sounded like that on your tongue, that honor is reserved solely for Pierre. The two breathless syllables are more exhilarating than standing on the top step. The rush of adrenaline that accompanies them is ten times what he is rewarded with when passing a world champion on track. He'll give it all up to hear you repeat it when you're pissed or lonely or tired- he just wants your voice echoing in his ears like a broken record.
You move his hand a safe distance down your thigh, nearly at your knee. Pierre gives your leg a sharp squeeze. "Can we please get our dinner to go?"
"Not tonight. You can wait, mon amour."
The French rolls off your tongue awkwardly but Pierre will be the last to complain. Your encyclopedic knowledge of which buttons to press when had come back to bite him in the ass.
"That's not fair." His pout is a mirror image of the one you turned on him earlier. "You can't use my own language against me."
You pat your pockets as if searching for something and shrug when you come up empty. "I don't see a rulebook anywhere."
Reminding you what happens when you tease him shoots to the top of his to do list. "I'll play if you wanna play, ma chĂŠrie. Don't bite off more than you can chew."
"I think you're forgetting who usually wins off track."
Pierre can't help it. He takes advantage of his superior reflexes and surges forward to claim another searing kiss. You did normally win and it wasn't for lack of trying on his end. No matter the tactic he employed, you generally got the better of him. Not that he minded.
"Why don't you come here?" He purposely grazes his lips to your ear as he speaks and grins when a shiver runs down your spine.Â
"Because we are in public," you hiss back, though the way your head tips to the side betrays you. Pierre's nose touches the underside of your jaw and you struggle to find your breath.
"We should eat." A self satisfied smile splits his face when he notices your heaving chest and wild eyes.Â
"When did our food get here?" Pierre did that. He got you so worked up that you blocked out your surroundings so thoroughly that you hadn't heard the clink of plates. Pierre wears that fact like a badge of honor.
"A minute or so ago. Remind me again who's winning?"
"We may be even," you relent, adjusting the skirt of your dress. Yeah, even isn't the word he would pick, considering how flustered you are. It's a good thing Pierre has learned to eat with one hand because he doesn't plan on moving the arm currently slung over the back of your chair anytime soon. His finger traces the letters of his name on the bare skin of your shoulder. Whether you realize what he's writing or not you lean into him as you eat, falling in closer with each lemon-scented bite.
"Excuse me?"
You don't bother to look up but Pierre does. Disappointment washes over him when he is met by one of the fans, apparently deeming now to be the appropriate time to approach him, while clearly on a date, in the middle of a meal.
"I'll be happy to take a photo once I'm done." Sometimes passive aggressiveness works best with people like this, who have no regard for personal space. "Right now I would prefer to be alone, thanks."
"Oh, right." The blonde giggles, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear. "You two make a⌠cute couple?" The end of her sentence turns up and your fork falls to your plate.
Pierre tucks you a little closer to his side, both possessive and reassuring. "We know."
Your discomfort is plain, the way you curl in on yourself making his heart hurt. But you surprise him by taking a deep breath and turning to the woman with a smile.Â
"If you'd let us finish our meal, I would appreciate it. We can stop by on our way out and chat with you." Sylvie would be proud of that answer. Diplomatically phrased and said with a smile that negates any negative connotations.
"Of course." The blonde's smile is sickly sweet. To Pierre she adds, "Good luck on Sunday."
Pierre nods. The woman's rude behavior didn't warrant a verbal response. She mumbles a feeble goodbye before slinking back to her friends. If nothing else at least their whispers died down, put out by his behavior.Â
Pierre loves his fans. Without them he wouldn't have a sport to compete in, and of course he appreciated their endless support. Stopping for photos or autographs had gotten him in trouble with Marko multiple times for being late to meetings that usually turned out to be pointless anyway. As a whole, their enthusiasm gives him an extra boost on Sundays and lifts his spirits after a bad weekend.
And then sometimes there were people like the blonde woman that had interrupted his dinner. Those people he has far less tolerance for. Basic manners were imperative to Pierre giving someone the light of day, otherwise he saw no need to waste time and energy on them.
"All good, ma chĂŠrie?" Pierre rubs your shoulder, hoping it'll stave off any anxiety.
"I'm good," you confirm with a nod of your head. "Let's finish up and go to our room."
Pierre presses a kiss to your temple and scarfs down the remainder of his meal in record time. He flags down the waitress and hands her his card, leaving a substantial tip when she returns with the check.
âCan you distract that table?â Pierre asks, aware of how unusual the request likely is. âIâd like to get out of here without making a scene.â
âOf course,â the waitress says with a warm, sincere smile. Pierre waits until she loudly announces, âExcuse me? Your card has been declined, do you have another method of payment?â
Neither of you can contain your laughter as you stumble through the lobby. In the sanctity of the elevator, Pierre wraps his arms around your middle and molds himself against you. "You look especially gorgeous tonight."
"You're not too bad yourself." One of your hands finds the nape of his neck, guiding his face to the crook of your shoulder. Pierre takes the invitation at face value and nips at the sensitive skin. Your hum goes straight to his cock, twitching against the swell of your ass.
"I win," you purr, tangling your fingers in his hair and tugging.Â
For once Pierre is glad to be in the world's slowest elevator. Since he's already lost, he might as well lose in style. He spins you to face the mirrored wall. And because he knows it'll make you tremble, he trails his hand lazily over your throat to grip your jaw.
A low moan leaves your parted lips. Pierre studies your reflection, from your hands gripping the railing to the skin dimpling beneath his fingers.Â
"Fine, you win this time. But I think you and I both know, I'll come out ahead in the end."
**********
Waking up to soft kisses will never get old. Thirty years from now when Pierre was retired and you fell asleep each night with his arms around you, you'd still yearn for the brush of his lips to your cheeks, neck, and shoulders to rouse you from the violet shores of sleep.
"Good morning," you mumble, a sentiment which Pierre echoes with his gruff, sleep tinged voice. "Sleep well?"
"Best sleep I've ever gotten. You tired me out last night." You both grin at the reminder. Fueled by a slight tinge of jealousy after the women at the restaurant made eyes at him, you had refused to let him tumble into bed until well past midnight, when you both were well and truly exhausted. Thursday is press day, nothing strenuous that he couldn't afford to be a little sore for.
Pierre rolls to straddle your hips, lips capturing yours for a proper kiss. The taste of freshly brushed mint makes your skin tingle when he tugs your lip between his teeth.
"It's too early for that." You throw your arms around his neck and urge him to bend his elbows until he falls atop you. It takes him a moment to snuggle in, his head on your chest and his arms sliding under your middle.Â
You're convinced that ten minutes in this position can cure any ailments, physical or mental. The weight of your soulmate pressing into you, forcing you to focus on breathing instead of whatever might be bothering you. It's easy to forget about the outside world when everything you require to be happy is wrapped around you like a blanket.
You stroke a hand over Pierre's hair until his breathing evens out, only rousing him when the sun peeks over the harbor. Amiable silence fills the space as hues of orange and pink paint Pierre in swaths of color. Suddenly you're seeing him for the first time, completely enamored by the angles of his cheekbones and the sharp cut of his stubbled jaw. The golden hour of dawn shines on it's golden boy, his lashes brushing his cheeks as he turns towards the warmth calling him home.
"Pyry and I are going for a run soon if you'd like to come with us."
You cringe. Running used to be fun when you were in school, but seeing as you hadn't properly trained in years you doubted you could keep up with a pair of professionals. "How about you text me when you're back and I'll come to the gym with you? It looks fancy, if George's snaps are anything to go by."
Pierre trails kisses up your sternum, over your neck and only speaks once he's reached your lips. "Looking at other men, are you?"
"Shut up," you laugh, shoving him off you. "I'll have you know it was a rare shirt on picture, thank you very much. I don't need to see George shirtless ever again."
A satisfied, "Good," rumbles from Pierre's chest and he stands to stretch the lingering sleep from his limbs. Clad in nothing but a pair of white four inch inseam shorts and with his back to you, you grin as an idea forms. You scramble forward before he can process you moving and smack his ass so hard he yelps.
"Gotcha!" You devolve into a fit of giggles as he rubs the spot you hit, whining about you taking advantage of his distraction.
"You like it," you tease, and Pierre remains strictly pouty for two whole seconds before he breaks into a grin and nods. "Now put on a shirt and get downstairs before Pyry calls you and you get reamed for being late again."
Pierre leans down for one last kiss before rushing off to the lobby. Waking up before the sun leaves you plenty of time to laze about if you choose to. Kicking your butt into gear seems like the better option so you drag yourself out of the relative warmth of the sheets and shuffle to the kitchen in search of coffee.Â
Apparently the suite came fully stocked with a handful of different freshly ground blends, and much to your delight you recognize one of your favorites. You scroll through the room service menu on your phone while it brews. Without a doubt Pyry would rope you in to whatever workout he had planned for Pierre, albeit giving you a watered down version of what he gave the driver. Regardless, it would still be grueling and you needed to fuel up.
A hearty breakfast of fresh fruit and cinnamon sugar oatmeal shows up at your door ten minutes later. You're just finishing up when Pierre's snapchat comes through and you nearly choke.
Come on down baby
The sweaty, shirtless selfie that accompanies the caption is wholly unnecessary. Pierre's stupid tongue sticks out and the fingers of one hand are tangled in his hair. The muscle of his bicep is perfectly flexed, an obvious but appreciated attempt to rile you up. You shamelessly screenshot the photo before it disappears to save it for later.
You change into a simple set of leggings and a loose t-shirt and head to the elevator, curating your music queue on the way down.
The outdoor gym overlooks a pool of the same crystalline blue as the sea not far beyond. A few Alpha Tauri and Red Bull team members you recognize occupy a handful of machines. You wave at the ones you recognize, including Alana- she was a sight for sore eyes. You make a mental note to catch up with her at some point today, as you're sure to cross paths again.
Pyry spots you before Pierre does and waves you over. "Start stretching," the fin orders, "I'm glad you dressed for the occasion this time."
"I've learned my lesson." You plop down next to Pierre and lean into a stretch to stage whisper, "He drives you this hard?"
"Get used to it." Pierre shoots you a grin that sets you on fire. He's got a shirt on now, which means he only took it off earlier to send you that snap. Tease.
Any other time you'd chide him for his behavior but this weekend you let it slide. Tension has been brewing since the moment you spotted him across the lobby; simple things tip you off to the stress winding up in him. If flirting could offer him a small amount of release, then so be it, even if it was torturous for you to see him like this and be unable to do anything about it.
"If you two can't get through this without making heart eyes at each other I'll separate you," Pyry warns, pushing at your shoulders and helping you stretch a few more inches. You hide your wince and laugh, leaning into the slight burn.
"Sorry coach," Pierre chimes in, "I'll keep my hands to myself, don't worry." He accepts Pyry's hand to be pulled to his feet. Bouncing on his toes he throws a few punches at the air and catches your gaze over his trainer's shoulder.
"Definitely not you I'm worried about."
As Pyry says it, you blow Pierre a kiss. You quickly tuck your hands behind your back when Pyry's head whips around. Your cheshire grin gets you off the hook and Pyry just points to the stationary bike in silent command. At least he was going easy on you.
Headphones pumping a Pierre curated playlist, you lose track of time as you cycle mile after mile. Pierre sparring on the fringes of your vision helps distract you from burning muscles. Sweat soaks his black tee and is absorbed by the waistband of his oddly patterned orange and white shorts. No matter how incessantly you tease him for his fashion choices, he never fails to amaze you for how well he pulls it all off.
Lost in the music and the incredible view, it takes you a moment to realize Pierre's lips aren't just moving silently. You yank out an ear bud and blubber, "What did you say?"
Pierre's breathless laugh is accompanied by a shake of his head. He half curls in on himself, hands on his hips and mouth agape as he tries to catch his breath. The image stirs memories of the last night, when he was panting just like that but with nothing obscuring you from drinking in his godlike muscled body.
"I said," Pierre starts, walking over to kiss your cheek, "I need a shower before press. I'm going upstairs. You can stay here and Pyry can take you through some more-"
"No thanks!" Pyry shrugs off your immediate refusal. Training top tier athletes and training you sat at polar opposite ends of the spectrum and often times the Fin pushed you farther than you thought capable. You'd like to be able to function tomorrow, thank you very much.
The elevator ride to the suite is filled with salted kisses and wet touches. A breadcrumb trail of clothing leads from the stainless steel doors to the glass encased shower. There's not enough time to worship Pierre like you'd wanted to but he sighs when you run a soapy cloth over his body. Your lips follow the suds, leaving light kisses to the tender muscles. By the time you pour shampoo in your palm and lightly scratch at his scalp to work it into a lather, he's practically purring.
Media appearances are a necessary part of being a driver. Pierre usually handled them well enough on his own and occasionally with Sylvie's help when she could be bothered to get off her phone for a few minutes, but having you with him is different. You pride yourself on reading him well enough to know exactly what he needs. Some days, when the press isn't a pack of rabid animals, he returns to his driver's room and needs nothing more than a quick kiss to have him righted. On days when the pack of piranhas descend to feast on the bones of a bad session or the whispering of drama, a delicate touch is required.
If your suspicion proves right, today would be the latter. Being ahead of the frenzy might take the edge off when Pierre got in the thick of it.
When the tap cuts off, you step out and wrap Pierre in a fluffy towel. His smile communicates how grateful he is- and that he knows what you're doing.
You hand him a stack of Alpha Tauri branded clothes and sit on the foot of the bed. "Do you want me to come to the paddock with you?"
Pierre pauses with his shirt half on. "If you don't mind."
"Of course I don't mind." You pluck a few of his rings from the nightstand and hold out your hand. "You have to complete the look."
"What would I do without you," he murmurs, slipping one on his pinky and one on the thumb of his opposite hand.
"Probably be ridiculed for your lack of fashion sense."
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As a driver's girlfriend, you had come to grips with being relegated to a background role when it came to team events. You have to ask Sylvie to repeat herself twice before her words sink in.
"Come with me to the media pen," the woman grits out. Apparently Tost intended to have some fun torturing the woman before he fired her at the end of the season. Hopefully whoever Pierre got stuck with next was a bit more personable than Sylvie.
"Pierre told me to wait here," you say, gesturing to the garage buzzing around you. You were a rock and the mechanics were the stream, parting around you without a care in the world. You were barely a blip on their radar, everyone too honed in on their tasks to pay you any mind.
"And now I'm telling you to come with me. The other wives and girlfriends are in attendance and it'll look odd if you're not there too." Clearly, Sylvie didn't like the idea. And any idea that pissed Sylvie off sounded like a good one.
"I know the way," you say and breeze past her. Your feet follow the familiar path to the cluster of reporters crowded around metal gates, keeping the drivers in like caged animals. It was fitting, considering how often people referred to the sport as a traveling circus.
Pierre is already knee deep in an interview with one of the more popular journalists in the bunch, Will Buxton. Careful to stay out of the lens, you lean against the guardrail to listen in. So far it seems to be going well, Pierre's laugh brings a smile to your face.
"So, Pierre." Will shifts on his feet, pausing to create a sense of drama. "Your seat for next year. We know you'll be in Alpha Tauri or at Red Bull. Only a few points separate you from being demoted right back to eighth in the championship, which would officially relegate you to keep your seat at Alpha for the upcoming season. Are you worried about a mechanical problem or an accident stripping you of your chance to prove yourself and leaving you stuck where you are?"
Your stomach sinks. Buxton knew how to phrase a question, you had to give him that. Each word had been carefully chosen to elicit an emotional response from Pierre. You hate seeing him backed into a corner, forced to answer the same questions again and again, helpless to prevent it.
"Well first of all I'd like to stay that I'm not stuck at Alpha." Pierre shifts his weight and you exhale. Buxton's poisoned dart had missed its mark.
"Given a few years of development I know we could have a really competitive car. But it's more so that I'm ready to move up, fight with the leaders now instead of waiting. I'm in my prime and I don't want to let that pass me by.
"So no, I'm not worried about things that are out of my control. My team has given me an amazing car this year and I'm not concerned about mechanical problems. Things out of my control aren't worth my energy. There's nothing I can do about it so I don't even give it thought. I'll focus on my driving and pushing my limit- if an accident happens, I'm just a passenger."
"Well said." Buxton nods and turns away, effectively dismissing Pierre. As soon as he's out of the camera's view he's reaching for you and you meet him halfway. Sylvie trails after you as Pierre leads you through to the Alpha garage.
"Five minutes until your briefing," Alana says the second you enter. "And hey girl. Don't think I've forgotten about that sweater I loaned you. I still want it back!"
Your friend doesn't leave any room for rebuttal before heading for the conference room, presumably to set up whatever presentation she had created. Sylvie had disappeared too, leaving you as the only one for Pierre to focus on.
"You think I can do it?" He asks quietly, playing with your interlaced fingers.
"I don't think." You tilt his chin up so he's looking at you. "I know. And I'll be right here when you cross that line on Sunday and bring home points. You've got this, baby. Don't doubt yourself now."
"Pierre!"
Your grip on his chin prevents him from following the voice, not that he would if he could. You shoot him a raucous grin, "Red Bull colors would look pretty good on me, huh?"
Pierre's smile is brighter than all the stars in the sky. "Anything with my name on it will do.â
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California Dreaminâ (2/?)
Pairing: Topper x Female!Reader
Word Count: 1k
Warnings: underage drinking, mild violence, drug useÂ
Part Summary: Y/N and Topper have lunch together and later attend the Cameronâs party.Â
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Y/N
After surfing for most of the morning, I've grown tired. The waves here are so different than in Malibu. I run out of the water onto the sand, tossing my hair to the side. I hadn't noticed Topper on the beach in the middle of a morning run until I return to my belongings. He slows to a stop once he reaches my stuff.Â
"Morning," I greet with a warm smile.Â
"I could see you down the beach. You're really good!"Â
"Thanks! Years of practice." I giggle.Â
He raises a brow. "What are you up to later?"Â
"Well, there's the party at the Camerons since Ward and Rose are gone for the weekend. You're going right?" I ask.Â
"I was thinking of making an appearance." He remarks wittily. "You free until then?"Â
I shrug. "As a bird."Â
"Would you want to get some coffee or something?"Â
A faint blush forms on my cheeks. "Sounds good."Â
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Topper
Sitting at the small table outside of the cafe, I can't help but admire her as she talks about California. All changed out her bathing suit and into a cropped Boston band T-shirt and ripped up Daisy Dukes. Half of her hair is tossed up into a bun, the rest hanging loose in waves over her shoulders. She doesn't notice my absentmindedly listening as I analyze every inch of her, even her white Converse high tops, the laces so stretched that she can tie them around her ankles multiple times.Â
The waitress interrupts my daze and takes our orders.Â
"Regular black coffee and farmer's breakfast please," I request.Â
"Lavender tea and granola acai bowl, please. Thank you so much." Y/N smiles, handing her menu to the girl.Â
What the hell is acai anyway? Does anyone know? Because I don't.Â
When her eyes meet mine, she giggles. "What? Are you gonna start calling me Granola Girl?"Â
"I didn't even know how to pronounce acai until you said it," I admit.Â
"You should try it! It's very good for you!" She encourages.Â
I make a 'yuck' sound and cower. "Isn't it purple?"Â
"Maybe... Don't let that scare you!" She giggles. "Branch out, Thorton."Â
"Okay, I'll try it, but only because you're peer-pressuring me!" I laugh.Â
After a few minutes, my coffee and her tea arrive. Almost immediately, she reaches for the bottle of honey on the table and squeezes some in.Â
"Did you know it takes bees almost a month to produce honey?" She asks. "A little fun fact."Â Â
I glance up from stirring my coffee right as she brings her honey-coated finger to her mouth and begins to suck on it. Her eyes meet mine innocently, not suspecting of my thoughts. Fuck me.Â
I swallow hard and quickly return my focus to picking up my coffee.Â
"Sarah mentioned a party happening at The Boneyard tomorrow. What's that?" She asks with furrowed brows.Â
"It's uh... it's place on The Cut," I stammer, still caught off guard by the honey incident.Â
She frowns as takes a sip from her tea. "Why is it called 'The Cut'?"Â
"It's where Pogues live. It's just the less valuable part of the island," I do my best to describe.Â
"Pogues?"Â
"The people from The Cut."Â
"Do you all from your neighborhood have a name?"Â
"They call us Kooks." I shrug.Â
"At least it's fair. Sounds rather West Side Story," she teases with a giggle.
The waitress appears with our food. My plate is rather basic, All-American breakfast. Y/N's is a symbol of the trendy West Coast. In summary, we fit our stereotypes.Â
I'm hesitant to say what I'm thinking, but Y/N doesn't know the island as I do. She hasn't met any Pogues and should be careful. "You should stay away from Pogues. They have a tendency to steal and lie." I advise.Â
Her face falters, apparently, they don't have stuff like where she's from. "Oh... wow... noted."Â
"Yeah, I would stay close to Rafe or me tomorrow night," I suggest, genuinely concerned for her and partially for my own benefit.Â
She smiles, taking a bite of her smoothie bowl. "Will do."
"Our friends will be there so you should be okay, but Pogues will be too. Tourons too."Â Â
She laughs. "Is that what you call tourists?"Â
I suppress a grin and drag my tongue across my lower lip.Â
"So I'm a touron?" She questions with amusement.Â
My eyes grow wide and impulsively, my hand travels across the table to land on hers. "No, no! Not you!" I then notice my hand resting on hers. Oh geez, I'm messing this up! "Oh.. uh.. sor-"Â
Calmly, she glides her hand over, allowing our fingers to interlock. She brings them down to rest on her lap under the table. "You're fine, Topper!" She giggles. "You apologize too much. Relax. It's just me."Â
A smile forms on my lips and I nod. She's right, it's her, she's not scary. She's kind and understanding, more relaxed than anyone I've ever met.Â
"Here, try this." She scoops up some of her smoothie bowl, picking up some granola and fruit on top. She guides the spoon into my mouth and I try it.Â
I nod, processing the experience. "Okay, I'm a fan."Â
"I knew you would be," she grins, giving my hand a faint squeeze.Â
The remainder of the meal, on the walk to the car, throughout the drive, and until I dropped her off, we hold hands. It felt so natural and right, as though our hands were made for each other. It was difficult to let go, to say the least.Â
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Well into the party at the Cameron's, Rafe challenges me to jump off the roof into their pool three stories below. Kelce gets him fired up, encouraging the challenge. Y/N and Sarah innocently stand nearby on the balcony, smoking a joint together. I would be lying if I said I haven't been watching Y/N all night. That yellow bikini should be illegal.Â
"I'll do it if Y/N does!" I compromise.Â
Rafe grins wickedly and I instantly regret what I said. He gets up from his spot on the couch and jogs over to the girls. He rests his hand on Y/N's lower back, dangerously close to her ass. I swallow hard, doing my best not to make a scene. As they talk and laugh, he glides his arm around her. The way she looks at him so intently, makes me wonder if it's solely friendly. Then again, Y/N has the ability to make everyone feel like they're the most important person in the world.Â
"Oh, you're on!" I hear her tell him.Â
Rafe takes her hand and brings her over. "She's down!"Â
The next thing I know, Y/N and I are standing on the roof of the Cameron's house.Â
"Scared?" I ask her as I peer down at the pool below. People stand with their heads tilted back, cheering for us to jump.Â
She shrugs. "It's just like cliff jumping. I do it all the time back home." She slips her hand into mine.Â
My eyes flicker down to our interlocked hands and an idea pops into my head. I tuck my arm behind her legs and scoop her up.Â
She instantly flings her arms around my neck and squeals. "Topper!"Â
"Ready?" I chuckle.Â
"On three!" She giggles nervously.Â
I nod and begin to count. "Okay! One! Two!" I jump and cheers ensue louder.Â
Y/N screams and clings to me. Her face is hidden within the curve of my neck. Within seconds, the cool pool water consumes us. We break apart and I kick to the surface. When I pop out of the water and wipe my eyes, I find Y/N close by. She swims over to me, smiling brightly. I snake my arm around her and guide her legs around my waist.Â
I point to her and announce to the cheering crowd. "This is the coolest girl in the OBX!"Â
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Rafe
The party has died down, the sun threatening to rise in two to three hours. Topper and Kelce finish a game of pong outside and Sarah crashed a while ago. I watch dazed as Y/N takes another hit from the joint and hands it to me. She sits back onto the couch and leans into my side, resting her head on my shoulder as I take another hit. Once there's nothing left but ash, I set it down on the ashtray on the side table. I rest my now free hand on Y/N's knee as she rests against me. Â
"So soft..." I mumble, rubbing my thumb over her skin.Â
Y/N rises off my shoulder, resting her chin against it. I turn my head, meeting her red and dilated eyes. She smiles softly at me.Â
I lift my other hand to caress her cheek. "So beautiful..."Â
She stares into my eyes and I'm left wondering what's going on inside her head. My eyes flicker down to her lips and I want to kiss her. Following my instincts, I lean in.Â
Shaking her head, she presses a hand to my chest and moves away. "Rafe, don't."Â
I persist, scooting closer to her. "Why not? It's not like you're still with Nate," I chuckle.Â
"We're friends..." She reminds me.Â
I press against her shoulder to urge her down onto the couch. "We could be more." I lean in to kiss her again.Â
Within seconds, Y/N's palm flies across my cheek with a smack. "Jesus Rafe! I said no!"Â
I hiss, my hand covering up my cheek.Â
Y/N takes the opportunity to slip out from under me. She storms off toward the staircase. I slam my fist against the back of the couch. Damn, that slap fucking hurt. She really knows how to hit! Suddenly, Topper and Kelce appear from outside, laughing and talking about the party. I pull out my vile of coke from my pocket, ready to release the pain in my face.Â
"Where did Y/N go?" Topper chuckles as they plop down on the couch with me. Â
"I don't know, bed? Who gives a fuck," I grumble, pouring myself a new line on the table.Â
âWhatâs with the attitude?â Kelce questions.Â
âNothing, man. Just donât care about her.â I hide behind a disdained expression.Â
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