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jamerasjournal · 1 month ago
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I don’t want casual. I want you to eat me alive. No silverware. No napkins. No soft apologies for the mess.
I want to feel your hunger in the marrow of my bones. In the way your hands shake when they touch me. Like you’ve been starving in the dark for centuries. And I am the first taste of light.
Do not love me in halves. Do not sip me slow. I want to be devoured. Consumed whole until there is nothing left to second guess.
I want a love that carves its name into the backs of my ribs. So that I feel it every time I breathe.
Do not love me in whispers. Do not ration me like I am something you must conserve. I am not made for patience. Not built for slow burns or waiting games. Touch me like it is the last thing you will ever do. Kiss me like the world is ending. And you want my taste to be the last thing you remember.
I want reckless. I want ruin. The kind of passion that does not fit inside polite conversation. The kind that makes people uncomfortable.
I want you to worship. At the altar of my body. Press prayers into my skin with trembling hands. To hear my name spoken like gospel. Ache for me in rooms I am not in. I want my absence to feel like something missing from your bloodstream.
Don’t give me lukewarm touches and indifferent eyes. I want the fire. The fury. The all consuming. Take me whole. Taste every part of me and never look away.
I don’t want casual. I want you to eat me alive.
-jamera naquai, EAT ME ALIVE
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vintage-russia · 1 year ago
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Russian poetess Olga Bergholtz (1910-1975)
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alliwanttodoiscollectpoetry · 2 months ago
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Nikita Gill ~ Black Hole (Despair)
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black5wan · 4 months ago
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my poetry book (work in progress)
did i find my audience? because i am very proud of my poetry & i would like for it to not go unnoticed,
thank you in advance and i hope you enjoy <3
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ladyofthenile · 1 year ago
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Yes, I have walked on water
Did you not see? The trail I left behind?
It is inked in blood, footprints of the Nile,
A wayward daughter who turned the river into wine
Lady of the Nile , Nisa
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owl-wrts · 2 years ago
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Even An Electric Shock Does Not Burn The Entire Body As Much As A Person's Recollections Do.
Bijili Ka Jhatka Bhi Rom-Rom Nhi Jalata Jitna Kisi Ke Yaadein
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venniekocsis · 1 year ago
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literaryvein-reblogs · 2 days ago
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Writing Notes: Ancient Greece (1000 B.C.–1 A.D.)
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TIMELINE
Geometric period, ca. 900–700 B.C.
Archaic period, ca. 700–480 B.C.
"Age of Tyrants," Athens, ca. 650–510 B.C.
Classical period, ca. 480–323 B.C.
Age of Perikles, Athens, ca. 440–429 B.C.
Rise to power of Macedonia, 359–323
Hellenistic period, ca. 323–31 B.C.
Roman rule, Greek mainland, 146 B.C.–330 A.D.
OVERVIEW. Following a period of sporadic incursions and large movements of people, demographic and economic changes in the 8th century B.C. lead to overseas colonization, spreading Greek language and culture across the Mediterranean and Black seas. Communities throughout the Greek world evolve into city-states, laying the foundations for democracy. Literature, science, and the arts flourish for several centuries, and new genres of artistic and intellectual expression evolve.
KEY EVENTS.
ca. 776 B.C. The Olympic games are founded. Held once every four years, the games honor Olympian Zeus. A list of victors from this year to 217 A.D., drawn up by the historian Julius Africanus, has been preserved for us by Eusebius. The earliest games are held in one day and consist of running and wrestling. In the seventh century B.C., they are reorganized to include chariot races and single horse races.
ca. 750 B.C. According to tradition, the blind bard Homer composes the Iliad and the Odyssey.
750 B.C. The Greeks begin to venture overseas and establish colonies in southern Italy and Sicily. Greeks from the island of Euboea (northwest of Attica) establish the first known of such colonies at Pithekousai on the island of Ischia in the Bay of Naples. Many of the colonies in southern Italy and Sicily eventually become city-states in their own right. Greek-style temples are built at Agrigentum (ca. 430 B.C.), Selinus (sixth–fifth century B.C.), Segesta (fifth century B.C.), Syracusae, and other sites.
743 B.C. The Corinthians establish a colony at Syracusae (modern Syracuse) in Sicily. Within a century, the colony increases so rapidly in power and wealth that it is able to found three subcolonies at Akrai, Kasmenai, and Camarina. Syracuse eventually rivals Athens as the largest and most beautiful city in the Greek world.
ca. 650 B.C. The earliest Greek lyric poets are active in Greece. Archilochos, an iambic and elegiac poet of Paros, is regarded as a great innovator in meter and language. Tyrtaeus, an elegiac poet from Sparta, exhorts the Spartans to fight in the Second Messenian War.
ca. 610 B.C. The poetess Sappho flourishes on Lesbos. Her poems are personal, reflecting her reverence for Aphrodite and the Muses and her affection for her friends.
ca. 594–593 B.C. The Athenian archon Solon replaces the Draconian law code and lays the foundation for democracy in Athens. By canceling all debts, he releases the peasants from serfdom and redeems those sold into slavery. He also introduces coinage to Athens and a corresponding system of weights and measures, and grants citizenship to immigrant artisans, all in an attempt to stimulate trade and industry.
mid-6th century B.C. The theater at Syracuse is constructed. Enlarged under Hieron II, it is one of the largest known Greek theaters in the ancient world, and the largest in Sicily.
ca. 525 B.C. The red-figure pottery technique is pioneered in Athens. This technique is the direct opposite of black-figure since the background of a vessel is painted with a black slip and the figures and other details are left in reserve as the color of the clay. Contour lines and some interior details may be added with a dilute slip.
508–507 B.C. The Athenian statesman Kleisthenes furthers efforts made by Solon and establishes a democratic constitution at Athens.
490 B.C., 480/479 B.C. The Greeks repel two attempts by the Persians to conquer Greece.
477 B.C. The Delian League is founded after the end of the Persian Wars.
449–432 B.C. The Greek architects Iktinos and Kallikrates design and build the Parthenon, the temple of Athena Parthenos on the Akropolis at Athens. The temple is the principal element in Perikles’ building programs overseen by the sculptor Pheidias. The Parthenon incorporates the Doric and Ionic orders and is made predominantly of Pentelic marble. It houses Pheidias’ gold and ivory cult statue of the Parthenos.
ca. 420–410 B.C. After the Temple of Athena Nike on the Akropolis is completed, a parapet is begun around the bastion. It is carved with processions of Nikai bringing offerings to Athena. They are clothed in near-transparent garments that cling to their bodies like wet linen or silk.
404 B.C. Lysander, an admiral of the Spartan navy, installs the Thirty Tyrants, a pro-Spartan government, in Athens. They are overthrown the following year.
ca. 403 B.C. Dionysius of Syracuse founds Tauromenium (modern Taormina) in Sicily. Its theater, the largest in Sicily after the one at Syracuse, is famous for its remarkable scenic setting.
399 B.C. Sokrates, an Athenian who devotes himself to inquiry into righteous conduct by cross-questioning, is brought to trial on the charge of corrupting youth. He is condemned to death and drinks the deadly hemlock.
380s B.C. Plato founds the Academy at Athens.
338 B.C. Philip II of Macedon establishes the Corinthian League, which provides the framework for Macedonian domination of Greece until it is dissolved in 322 B.C.
335 B.C. Aristotle founds the Lyceum in Athens.
323 B.C. Alexander the Great, king of Macedon, dies. Having defeated the Persian king and won a great empire, he extends Greek influence to the east as far as the Indus Valley and Afghanistan.
214–205 B.C. Rome successfully faces Philip V of Macedon in the First Macedonian War.
200–196 B.C. Rome enters the Second Macedonian War, which ends with the victory of Flamininus at Cynoscephalae.
172–168/167 B.C. Perseus of Macedon challenges Rome and thereby brings about the Third Macedonian War. He is defeated by Lucius Aemilius Paulus at Pydna, and Macedon is divided into four republics.
146 B.C. Under the consul Mummius Achaicus, the Romans sack Corinth and dissolve the Achaean Confederacy. From this time onward, Greece is ruled by Rome.
86 B.C. The Roman general Sulla sacks Athens.
48 B.C. At the Battle of Pharsalus in northern Greece, Pompey is defeated by Julius Caesar.
43–42 B.C. Antony, Octavian, and Lepidus form a triumvirate and defeat the Republicans led by Cassius and Brutus at Philippi in eastern Macedon.
32–31 B.C. Octavian (later Augustus) defeats Marc Antony and Cleopatra of Egypt at the Battle of Actium.
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belliexpog · 27 days ago
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Love me, poetess- Sae-Byeok
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Synopsis: You are the muse of a famous poet.
Pair: Sae-Byeok×F!Reader
Warning: none.
Words: 2,9k
Style: Fanfic | Imagine | Headcanons
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You walked into the house, smelling cigarettes in the air. You close the door with your back and head to the kitchen, placing the the cardboard bags full of food on the white counter. "How come this girl hasn't smoked her lungs out yet? My god..." You mutter, waving your hand from side to side in an attempt to chase the smoke away from the place - something impossible, considering that the entire house was scented with that smoke.
Your girlfriend Sae-Byeok, a writer famous for her poetry books, spent her days at home, sitting at the dinner table with her black leather-bound notebook, writing her sentimental and melancholic poems. A real poetess, so to speak. Everything this woman did was poetic. The way she played with words, the puns and the most spontaneous yet calculated rhymes was something that moved you. The poems written for you made you wonder if anyone loves as much as a poet.
You sighed, walking into the room with light steps, seeing the figure of your girlfriend with her back impressively straight, but her neck bent slightly downwards. You smiled and moved closer to the girl. You leaned your body forward, hugging the girl's neck carefully, kissing her cheek. Sae smiled, and you could feel the girl's muscles relaxing under your touch. "You've arrived... Finally." The girl murmurs, pulling your chair back carefully and patting your legs twice, inviting you onto her lap.
"Can I see what you've been working on?" You ask curiously, sitting on the girl's lap sideways, putting your arms around her neck. Sae nods, hugging your waist. You pick up your notebook and read out loud the last poem you wrote.
"I closed the door, and called your name
I know you can't hear it, but i know you can feel it
Don't opean up, but i hope you do
Cause,
Love is nothing without you"
"Who is this for? Your lovers?" You ask playfully, closing the notebook and placing it back on the table.Sae lets out a laugh and nods. "Uh-huh, for lover number 5." You let out a loud laugh, amusing Sae, who was looking at you fondly. "Number 5? That's a lot! How do you manage with the others?" Sae shrugs, playing along, "I can't tell you, or you'll ruin my plans." You open your mouth in a perfect "O," and place your hand over your chest, pretending to be offended.
"Oh no! You unmasked me!" You exclaim, letting out a laugh when Sae nudges your waist. "I know every bit of you, it's easy to read you" The girl responds, pulling you closer. "Yeah, i know..." Sae smiled, brushing a strand of hair from your face, and gently grabbing your chin and pulling you into a calm, affectionate kiss. You melted with the kiss, placing your hands on the girl's neck, giving her a light caress, giving the girl slight shivers. Suddenly, Sae slips her arm under the crease of your knee and lifts you bridal style, making you let out a sound of surprise, and quickly grab the girl's neck. "Sae! Put me down!" The girl, He shook his head and let out another laugh. "No, I have to get inspiration for the next poem." Sae says, releasing you on the bed, climbing on top of you.
Being loved by a poet is good, but being the poet's muse is even better. And there was no one with more morals to speak of than the true muse of Seol: You.
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i loved this sososo much, omg
hope you liked it too, babies
xoxo!
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toomagazineperfection · 1 month ago
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In the sweetest fire, we are death gasping for her beauty. She is like a moon crying. She is. A burn of saddle eyes. Innocent eyes, a girl craves her burnt candy. She is so slow, like poised death. Of all the bustling eyes, I have never seen hers before. Life is weak before her. Lovely tinge blue eyes. Addictive like God's. And moving is her self. Driving me places I don't know. The centre of heart. The lover of mar. Kiss. I was just as a willow point breaking her apart. As. I draw pipes of my girl, singing in scenic drawing. I was killed before, like the break of time. Like all a girl can start a muscle of day. You are breathing and heating tea. What is all a loose breath a man can hold her too, do. Lizzy's sister and Alpine's death. How is a false death, a lesser mint. A dye can waste on you. Unforgettable. All I loose is a gathering wound. Like all passing visual archery. Visceral archery. I was. Ain't love a fair game? Throwing world down a poem. An end to a slow moon. Kiss ed me. Archer. I lived her. I was hers. I was all loose. I was all mousse. All teeth. All burnt. All, you. You. Death like a pine and oak marriage of rights and love capacity to ask of you. Flew me by. Hate to be all with, you. All poetry. Like a flowing game. Of vile. Night bale. Night Houstan. French Mountains and Death Montanna. Kisses like Rouge Taylor. Like Lily mentioning all places in her notebook. Senate rivers. I can't be the car Arabella drove too. Sao. All the red maids know. Too. Maiden Language. All fauna said was your Jesuit falling to his Lallah's wind. If I was walking away. Thought, enough? Would you like to dine at my house? Arena 100 and thousand soldiers died telling you? I loved you too. I was a black man today. I was his whitest teeth. I was slander. Black loves chess. White freckles over his neck nape. I touched you, hard love can't faint no more. All singers sin and gleam a poetess and a bride walks away. A night. A day. Was. A rud mud. His ickle rained us down. His Magda knew Butrym well. His fais. His dais. His dool. His atmosphere. His singing at the advocate's office, to pray for sin. Angelic. Praying like all beacon hope. And we were all death praying. How intense was he. His selfless life and his dead man. His allergies. His death and a wing man. His joke and his deed. How about you. Little bit of eye in hope and God in you. Life. In you. Girls walking mights and making her red bloom around her singing truth. You were apocalypse. He was epileptic. Selfless tea. Cynical seems off the manor names. Anugraha. Prayer child and juvenile diction. You.
Sunidhi
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anamelessfool · 1 year ago
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𝔓𝔞𝔭𝔞 ℭ𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔬 (1907-1983) and fic!
Reign 1942-1954, Satanic Bishop of New York City (1954-1983)
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Everybody needs a mentor, especially delusional people like Young Nihil. So enter Papa Camino, a Papa Emeritus who is heavily influenced by Cab Calloway. (And is wearing an actual Schiaparelli silk tie from the 1950s) Notable Ghouls: Phantom, Dewdrop, Cumulus
The Path (AO3 Link)
GEN Young Nihil & OC Papa, Young Nihil & Family 3K Words
Tags: Mentor Figure, Deal With The Devil, Family Angst, 4 Year Old Primo Is In This One, This is Officially the Most Self Indulgent Fic I've Written and Yes I'm Including the Smut, Alternate History, Ghost Scenes from the Void AU, Ministry Lore and Dramaaaaa
1957, New York City: Bishop Camino always got what he wanted. And he wanted to share what he took from life with everyone he thought hungry enough to work for it. He was also a man who today invited Zero, of all the siblings in his care, to a private meeting in his office.
More Art and the Fic Below the Cut!
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1957 New York City
Camino was a man who demanded what he wanted, and created for himself what he was denied. After his wildly successful tour as Papa Emeritus of the Satanic Church of the Void, he brought his expertise, his talent, and his cunning to his new post as the Satanic Bishop of New York City.
After the fourth rejection of his application to join the most prestigious gentlemen’s social club in the city (and it was definitely not because he was a Satanic Anti-Pope) Camino decided to run his own club out of the New York Ministry location. The music was hotter, the skirts were shorter and the booze flowed higher than the runoff in the gutters after a rainstorm.
The New York City chapter of the Satanic Church of the Void soon became less a place of organized worship and more the most chaotic and happening nightclub no one dared talk about in the sunshine. No act was denied, no artistic experiment too bizarre— almost twenty-four hours of the day there would be something to see for everyone. At two PM there could be a poetry reading for moody folks in black turtlenecks. At four PM was a 1920s Big Band Revival stint, six to ten PM Camino himself took command as bandleader. Midnight to two AM was reserved for drag shows. Often at three AM some interpretive dancer could be writhing on stage wrapped in tinfoil wailing about his daddy issues. It was vibrant, sometimes exhausting but never ever boring. Just like the Bishop.
And any high society man caught sneaking in would be promptly hogtied and left out in the alley with the rest of the trash.
Camino always got what he wanted. And he wanted to share what he took from life with everyone he thought hungry enough to work for it. He was also a man who today invited Zero, of all the siblings in his care, to a private meeting in his office.
As Zero sat uneasily in a plush armchair he could pick himself out from the posters and photographs covering the wood-paneled walls of the bishop’s office. He was often in the background— a blur holding a guitar, a trombone, hiding behind a mountain of drums. In six years Zero had become an established character in Camino’s church. He had stopped his rail-hopping life and settled in with a pretty blonde poetess, living just outside earshot of the church turned nightclub with a couple of potted plants and a young son. It surprised him how much he enjoyed the ebb and flow of a domestic existence. But then again, living and working in a place of constant change and noise and life and art is like wandering without ever leaving home.
“Brother Zero, I can hear your knees knocking from over here!” Bishop Camino closed the humidor cabinet and returned to his massive desk with a choice cigar. He winked his eye, his human eye. The Infernal Eye, his gift and his curse from his time as Papa, leered into Zero. It was as icy and silvery as the tools Camino used to delicately trim and light his smoke. “You'd know if you were in trouble! Relax, stay a while! How's junior?”
“Oh, swell, just swell,” said Zero, slowly uncurling himself in his seat.
“I got box seats at the Polo Grounds whenever you two want to see a game,” Camino replied. “Owner of the Giants owes me. Funny how many folks owe me, hm?”
“You're more than generous, all the time.” Zero couldn't help but feel a fondness for the man. “You helped me.”
“Alley cats are hungry, feed ‘em. Keeps the rats away. Now…” Camino noticed the smallest mote of dust on his suit, frowned deeply, and brushed it off. Camino never wore formal vestments outside of Mass, preferring instead a red silk suit with razor-sharp shoulders. Firstly because that was his look during his time as Papa Emeritus, and secondly because there was no one in New York City who would dare tell the bishop otherwise.
“Have you ever thought about the path?” He continued. Bishop Camino leaned back in his leather chair, settling in to a languid taste of his Cuban cigar. “I think you have what it takes to be Papa. Believe me, I know.”
Zero’s eyes widened, his mouth stretching open cartoonishly in shock. “You really think that?”
“Claro. Really. You've played in the house band many a time. You know more instruments than most, and catch on so quick. You're more Ghoul than man sometimes,” Camino chuckled. Zero had indeed performed for a few years in Camino's exclusive club for degenerates, and his saxophone playing was described as “a good start” which was a big compliment coming from the Bishop.
“Times are different. Big bands are out. Five pieces are in. More flexible. Digestible. What with television everywhere now.” Camino nodded. “Jazz clubs are gone, thing of the past. I'm not too proud to admit that.”
“Oh, you got more talent in your little finger than most in their whole body!” Zero piped up. “Don't sell yourself short!”
Camino gave him a wry look. “Hermano, I didn't say anything about that. Of course I'm talented. I'm the most talented motherfucker you ever saw. But times are changing. The Church needs fresh blood. And you'd be perfect for it. You got a face for television!”
Zero looked through the wooden blinds of the window, at the lines of taxis dutifully filing past. A limo turned the corner, its black and silver form sleek amongst the herd of yellow and checkerboard. Zero saw the shining sweep of the Rolls-Royce maiden perched on the hood, bowing low with her steel gossamer cloak frozen forever against the wind. A face for television, Zero thought. He never really had a television, or an actual home to plug any sort of luxury into since leaving Milwaukee, but everyone that did had the potential to see him. To hear his music. To see his face.
“That sounds swell, how would I even start?”
Camino grunted a laugh, his teeth gripping his cigar. From his place behind his massive desk he elegantly poured a finger of amber liquid from a crystal decanter into two equally opulent glasses. “Well, you have to let everyone know your intention. Even when you're not saying a word. Especially then. Your whole body must…vibrate…with that desire.”
Zero took a glass from him, nodding eagerly. “I can do that. I can vibrate with desire!”
“Naturally,” said Camino. “I'll put you in touch with Mother Imperator’s assistant, a em…a Sister Rebecca. She'll help me authorize a transfer and you can move to the heart of the Ministry.”
They clinked glasses, and Zero took a sip. It burned across his throat, tore a hole in his belly. He coughed in surprise, making every attempt to choke as politely as possible. “Move? There's somewhere else?”
“Yes, a few hours drive up north,” Camino replied. His perfectly sculpted thin moustache twitched as he frowned. “And how the hell you choking on that, boy? That's a goddamn forty year.”
Zero mumbled an apology, then felt Camino’s strong hand on his chin, jerking his face upwards for inspection. His hand was surprisingly soft, well manicured. The floral scent of hair oil drifted down from his clothing. The older man smirked, his eyes crinkling as thoughts passed through his mind. The Infernal Eye glared down at Zero from its socket in Camino’s skull, its glow removed from this realm, a separate entity also holding judgement towards him. He could have sworn the steely pinprick of a pupil moved independent from the human eye just across the bridge of the jazz singer’s nose. Zero swallowed. “Face for television,” Camino murmured, and with his other hand took a thoughtful sip of his own glass.
Zero stretched his mouth into a submissive smile. “Maybe.”
Camino gave Zero a rough pat, nearly a slap on the side of his face, and stepped away to pick up his cigar again. “Listen here, I sent my successor up to their headquarters, had them start meeting people, gather friends— boom! They're now Papa Emeritus and gaining traction in the charts every day. The trick…is to be underfoot.” Camino let out a satisfied puff of smoke. “Thing about that place is that running the Ministry is the only thing anyone can do up there in that godforsaken wilderness. So if you want something you're front and center!”
“But…moving?” Zero had just finally put roots down after a youth of wandering. He thought of Nance, of little Primo waiting for him back at their apartment. Nance with the baby on her lap as she sat by the plants on the fire escape, her red lips smiling contentedly out at the symphony of asphalt and blaring car horns.
“Fresh air, sunshine, forests and mountains,” said Camino. “Kids love it out there. At least I'm pretty certain they do.”
Camino was met with an awkward silence, and he settled into his chair, the leather offering a tired wheeze. “Yes, the city is difficult to leave,” Camino continued, steepling his fingers. He grinned. “Which is why I came back.” And promptly at midnight a town car would pick him up and drive him back to his home in Queens. “But, I've done my time, and did the work. I'm here to guide now. And I think you need to take bigger risks.”
“Nance loves it here. She was born here.” Zero smiled slightly into the middle space. “Primo was born here.”
“It's not easy raising a child in the city, believe me. My sisters complain enough. And me…well, I became a jazz singer.” He chuckled. “That tells you everything you need to know about that.”
“Could be good for junior,” Zero mused.
“Would be good for his old man too,” Camino replied with a wink. “You just say the word. I'm serious about you.”
Horns blared from outside on the street, followed by shouts and curses. The chauffeur of the Rolls-Royce rolled up up his sleeves and unbuttoned his vest as his cap fell on the sidewalk. Across from him, an equally irate taxi driver wrenched himself from the crumpled yellow door of his taxi. A woman was trapped in the back of the Rolls, hanging out the window and screeching while the rat-like dog in her arms barked. The taxi driver jumped across the hood of the limo and delivered a heavy-fisted crack to the chauffeur’s mug that Zero could hear all the way from his spot by the window. He winced as he unconsciously massaged the same place on his jaw. Camino clapped his hand across Zero’s shoulder, laughing, his lips peeled back over sharp white teeth in a roar of amusement. The Infernal Eye shone. “Fresh air and sunshine, hermano!”
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“Fresh air, sunshine, forests and mountains,” said Zero as he and Sister Nance held hands on a park bench and watched their young son totter around the steel playground. “Would be good for junior, yanno?”
“This sounds rehearsed,” Nance snorted, flashing him one of her elfin grins. “What's the deal? Why all of a sudden you want to move?”
Zero shrugged. “No deal. Just…need a change, maybe.”
“Zero, dear. Don't even try to lie to me.”
“Bishop Camino… thinks I should be Papa Emeritus.”
“You?” Nance made a face. “You haven't held a single job for more than a year. And you…want to run this whole thing? You want to be Papa?”
Zero frowned back, a little wounded but willing to fight. “None of those gigs were ever that interesting.”
“And you can't just up and walk away from this one,” Nance said. “No session musician or delivery boy or taxi driver ever had to commit his soul.” She tapped the place under her left eye. “Camino and the others…got a piece of their immortal soul committed to the Void. A chunk of it is just…it's just gone.”
That whitened eye of Camino burned in Zero’s brain once more. The sharp-toothed wicked grin, the bone-chilling tension of that pinprick pupil sliding across him and passing judgement. Zero had a face for television, sure— but Camino…Camino’s visage came from someplace else.
Like any blow he's ever taken, Zero shrugged it all off. “Wasn't using my immortal soul much anyway,” he chuckled.
“Goddamit Zero.” Nance crumpled into a fussy search of her coat for her silver cigarette case. He felt the cold air return to the palm of his now abandoned hand as it rested on the park bench.
Primo zoomed over from across the playground, falling into his mother’s arms. Irving Robert, really, but Primo was a better nickname for him than Uno.
“Push me on the swings?” asked their son, grinning under the hat Nance had knitted for him last week.
Nance cupped his face in her hands, smiling sweetly. “In a few minutes, Primo, your father and I are talking. But I bet you know how to do it yourself. We want to watch.”
“Oh, I can!”
“Good, now run! We're watching!” And Primo spun around and raced over to the swings across the park, leaving them for a few precious moments. Nance lit the cigarette in her mouth and took a drag, sighing on the exhale.
“Feels like the only thing that sticks in your brain are bad ideas, Zero,” Nance muttered. “I'm saying that affectionately.”
“You're one of ‘em,” he teased back, and she shoved him with a little laugh.
“Fine. You want to move to the Ministry Headquarters. Work right under Mother Imperator and Papa Emeritus and their whole shitty retinue.”
“And bring you along, of course,” Zero added in an attempt to reassure her. He was glad that she was even considering his idea now.
“I've been up there,” Nance continued. “Not much to do, so siblings get obsessive. I didn't want to stay long.”
“Obsessive?”
“Mother Imperator…” Nance stifled a laugh. “Absolute bag. A good hundred years old, easy. Refuses to speak anything but Italian. There's two siblings waiting for her to drop dead. Any day now, it feels.”
“Oh really now?” Zero mused, half listening.
“Sister Rebecca, for one. She went right to the top as the Dark Mother's Personal Assistant. Fluent in six languages, Italian especially. Comes from a bloodline of senators and government officials. Family's got mob money. She's next in line, for sure. And then there's…” Nance winced, as if an icy wind passed through her. “Maestra Eunice.”
“Oh, she's important?” Zero had seen her from time to time, conversing with Camino. Her hooded eyes, her deep scowl. He remembered her because he thought it a shame when blondes scowled like that. And Camino always looked queasy after their meetings.
“Leader of the Conclave,” Nance explained. “Old, old Ministry family. She's been shuffled around. She doesn't make too many friends.” Nance smiled crookedly. “And Rebecca would easily cut her throat in her sleep if Eunice doesn't get to Rebecca first. It's no good out there. Too heavy while those two wait for old Imperator to croak. You really want to live in the middle of that?”
“Two broads in a spat,” stated Zero. He figured early on that if there were two women left on the entirety of this Earth they still would think the other was talking behind their back.
“One has the keys to the entire global network of our Church, the other the deepest understanding of the magic that comes from the Void,” said Nance. “These are the two broads no one wants to stand in between.”
“Who says I have to stand between ‘em? I can make my music. And that's all I got to do.”
“There's no budging you, is there.”
“Camino…believes in me.” It was the first sincere thing Zero had said in a long while, and it left his heart with a wrenching whine that was carried through into his voice. It held such a sad little timbre that Nance shifted in her seat to look at him. “He believes in what I do.”
Zero knew few people in his life ever put their faith in him. Teachers thought him stupid. Fellow tramps on the road thought he was easy pickings. Not even his own father had much to do with him; his father, who's only belief was in his own ability to pick winning dogs at the track.
“You got to take risks on what you believe,” Zero added as she continued to contemplate his expression.
“But…moving…”
“Six years is the longest I've been in a single place,” announced Zero. He wanted to add “and loved someone”, but the thought felt intrusive and not at all something Nance wanted to hear. She knew his feet got restless if he sat for too long. She had been good to him, good for him, and he owed her his affection.
Nance grabbed his hand, turning his attention to look into her soft brown eyes. “Robert,” she began quietly, and she only used his real name when she wanted him to really listen. “What about your son? Robert…what about me?”
“I want to live my dream,” he said, bringing her hand to his lips. “And my dream includes you. And Primo. I…I promise I'll do right. You know I always try to do right.”
Nance smiled faintly back. “You always try,” she said quietly. “I can't argue with that. I'm happy…you found someone else who believes in you.”
“Mo-om!” Primo called to them both from his place on the swings, his arms and legs dangling as his body lay across the steel seat.
Nance got up and dropped her smoke to the ground, crushing it underfoot. “Just…give me a few days to think about it."
Zero gave her a thin smile as he watched her cross the playground. He felt he had moved the pieces in the way he wanted them, needed them to move. And he was pretty sure of the rules of the game, so how hard would all of this be? Except he felt a queasiness now instead of relief. The feeling of his words being more of a wager than a sign of honesty hung about his shoulders. He had the faint memory of being on the other side of that conversation. And in those moments what he thought was a promise, was really only a way to buy time.
It would be well worth it in the end, he assured himself. Good ideas always are, and Camino had said himself how much of a good idea Zero was. Zero got to his feet, brushing off his knees as his good-natured smile returned to his face. There was nothing to worry about. He always came out on top. He always pulled through, and folks always leant him a helping hand. And of course he'd always support Nance, and Primo. He promised her and so he owed her. What more is a promise than an IOU to someone else?
Funny how many folks owe me, said Camino as his dead eye flashed. Great men are owed. And Zero was ready to be a lender.
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Present OC: ⛤Saturna Cloudford⛤
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Yea, its Poetess again!
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As you may already know...
Saturna Cloudford, aka "Poetess" is a First Lieutenant and an elite paramedic leader in the UK Armed Forces. 💉⚔️
More about her:
Age: 28 years old
Height: 5'9" (1.75 m)
Hair: Short, wavy, and black (always rebellious)
Birthplace: Queens, New York, USA
Date of Birth: 03/22/1996
Truly patriotic.
She has a "little" thing for weed. (She says she only smokes to relax, but... do you really believe that?)
Main tattoo: A small carnation on her chest (🏵).
She’s a rockstar-hippie—what did you expect?
Always finds time to perfect that star design on her eyes—it’s her signature look now.
Music is her oxygen. Someone, please take away her mini speaker already!
And last but not least... She could wear 30 rings on one hand without a problem. She’s a jewelry maximalist.
Although it might not seem like it, Poetess has an impressive record: she has saved hundreds of lives throughout her military career. But today, I’m introducing her in a more relaxed way—showing her as someone more down-to-earth, more human.
Saturna is agile and clever, flirty and fun, VERY STUBBORN and COMPETITIVE, with a sarcastic sense of humor and a carefree attitude.
XOXO, I hope you like her! 💞
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piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.
on the bench, dorothea shifts just enough to make space for mitama.
gently, she takes her friend's hand, adjusting the fingers before placing them over the correct keys. “my expertise lies more in singing than in playing,” she says brightly. “but i’ve picked up a few things along the way—some tricks, some stories. the latter i’ll save for another time.” one of mitama’s fingers is pressed down onto a key, producing a soft, clear note.
“it’s not about hitting the right note every single time. instead, focus on finding the feel of it. get comfortable with the rhythm.”
dorothea hums the melody, letting the sound float between them for a moment. then, she reaches over to the lower keys, her left hand dancing over the black and white with practiced ease. she plays the sequence again, slow and deliberate, offering it as both a demonstration and encouragement.
“your turn now. if you start to feel frustrated, we can always take a break. music is meant to be enjoyed, after all. if you force it—”
a flicker of something unspoken crosses her features. the songstress pauses, her gaze momentarily drifting as if lost in thought.
“—it becomes something of a performative chore.”
a long exhale. she meets mitama’s eyes once more, and this time, dorothea flashes another smile. "go on, then. the poetess might just surprise us both."
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Her caretakers had made it plain to her from a very young age. Perhaps music is not where your talents lie... A book of poetry had been pushed into her hands, and that was that of the discussion.
And yet, even still, she did always find herself longing to be able to recreate that melody her mother had sung to her.
Dorothea's hands are soft. Mitama carefully notes the position she guides her own hands into. She shifts a bit to settle comfortably, always hovering her fingertips just above the keys. The piano is an imposing instrument. If she should play the wrong note, will it echo for all to hear her failure?
It is hard to think so, when Dorothea's hands guide hers gently. The note that her fingers ply from the piano is singular, but beautiful. Clear and steady. Her instruction makes it all sound so easy, as though it is not a craft people spend their lifetime honing.
As if a girl who cannot even sing her mother's song can make anything worth listening to.
When Dorothea's hands pull away, Mitama's gaze follows to watch as she lays claim over her own section of the instrument. The melody she plays is lower, almost somber, but still beautiful. The poet finds her gaze shifting from hands to face. Does the other student know, she wonders, how her face changes when she concentrates?
A flicker of something then. She has seen that before. The expression Asugi makes when he speaks of his future. The expression Rhajat makes when she speaks of her father. It is gone again before Mitama can pin it down to examine it. She meets Dorothea's gaze and lovely smile and laughs, softly.
Listen a moment / in the chords of melody / can you hear my heart?
Her fingers press the keys slowly. The first few notes fill the air hesitantly. Her fingers shift, and the next notes come slower than they should. Still, she presses. Offbeat, out of time, but the notes still come. The music still comes.
It is not a song. But Mitama thinks it sounds lovely.
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seanpultz · 6 months ago
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Beetlejuice and Lydia in The Haunted Mansion
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We approach the outside of Gracey Mansion, which resembles the Joel Rathbone mansion, a Gothic Revival Pointed-style villa designed by Alexander Jackson (A.J.) Davis, in the upper Hudson River Valley area of Albany, New York.
Lydia: (in awe) Wow, Beetlejuice, this place is…
Beetlejuice: (interrupting) Magnificently macabre?
Lydia: (smiling) Yeah, exactly. It's like something straight out of a storybook.
Beetlejuice: (proudly) It's the Haunted Mansion, kiddo. The crown jewel of creepiness in this neck of the woods. Or, in this case, the middle of a theme park.
Lydia: (giggling) I can't believe we're actually here. It's like stepping into one of your pranks, but on a much grander scale.
Entering the queuing area through a pair of ornate gates, we find ourselves in the mansion's nearly-neglected gardens and grounds. The queuing path leads guests past a knocked over birdbath, a black carriage hearse led by an invisible horse, and finally leads into the awning.
Lydia: (whispers) This place is giving me the creeps, but in the best possible way.
Beetlejuice: (whispers back) Shh, Lydia. Remember, we're supposed to blend in with the other humans. They don't know we're the real deal.
They walk down the path, with Lydia's eyes widening at each spooky sight. Beetlejuice, ever the prankster, pretends to trip over the invisible horse's reins, causing it to "move" the carriage forward with a dramatic creak.
Lydia: (giggles) Beetlejuice, cut it out. That's not funny.
Beetlejuice: (winks) Oh, but it is, my dear Lydia. It's all part of the act.
We are greeted at a gate with several busts of a family that once lived in the mansion that killed each other over inheriting a large fortune. Embossed musical instruments on a crypt that once touched a haunted tune mysteriously plays. Water and bubbles emerge from a crypt belonging to a Captain Culpepper Clyne. Words inexplicably appear upon on a tomb belonging to a poetess named Prudence Pock. Then they reach the servant's entrance where we enter the mansion.
Beetlejuice: (stops in front of the busts) Well, well, well. If it isn't the murderous melody of the Sensitive Siblings. I'd say it's a real family affair here.
Lydia: (rolls her eyes) Beetlejuice, you're not helping with the blending in.
Beetlejuice: (shrugs) Can't help it. The place is practically begging for a good laugh. Besides, these guys are just decorations. They couldn't scare a fly if their lives depended on it.
The busts of the family members seem to scoff at Beetlejuice's remark, their eyes following the duo as they pass. The haunted tune from the embossed musical instruments crescendos, making Lydia jump.
Lydia: (nervously) Okay, maybe you're right. This place is definitely… lively.
Beetlejuice: (snickers) Lively? That's the understatement of the millennium. C'mon, let's not keep the dead waiting.
They approach the servant's entrance, where the words "Welcome Foolish Mortals" are etched above the doorway.
Beetlejuice: (reads the inscription) "Welcome Foolish Mortals"? Oh, they're speaking my language. After you, Lydia.
Lydia: (sighs) If you say so, Mr. Ghost with the Most.
With a dramatic flourish, Beetlejuice opens the door, and they step into the dimly lit, cobweb-covered foyer of the Haunted Mansion. The air is thick with the scent of dust and decay, and a faint organ tune echoes through the halls. Lydia tightens her grip on Beetlejuice's hand, feeling a mix of excitement and apprehension as they begin their journey into the world of the supernatural, surrounded by the very things she's always found fascinating.
We enter the elegant-but-spartan foyer as a distant pipe organ plays a dirge-like version of Grim Grinning Ghosts. Following this hallway, we enter a foyer, which features a fireplace to the left side. There is a picture hanging above the fireplace, which shows a handsome, young man (quite possibly the owner of the mansion).
Lydia: (staring at the picture) Who's that dashing young man? The former owner of the mansion, perhaps?
Beetlejuice: (squinting) Eh, looks like your typical rich stiff to me. Probably had more money than sense.
As they gaze at the portrait, the eyes of the young man in the painting follow them eerily. Suddenly, the lights flicker and a ghostly apparition emerges from the frame.
Lydia: (gasps) Beetlejuice, he's… he's moving!
Beetlejuice: (grinning mischievously) Ah, they've got some tricks up their sleeves here. Not bad for a bunch of amateurs.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "When hinges creak in doorless chambers. When strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker when the air is deathly still… That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight."
Beetlejuice: (clapping his hands) Ah, the Ghost Host. A classic touch. They're really going all out for the ambiance, aren't they?
While this is being said, the picture above the fireplace starts transforming Dorian Gray-style from that of a handsome young man, to that of a rotting corpse.
Lydia: (swallows hard) Uh, Beetlejuice, is that… normal for this place?
Beetlejuice: (nonchalantly) Oh, sure. Just your run-of-the-mill portrait that tells you the backstory of the place while simultaneously giving you the heebie-jeebies. Nothing to worry about.
Once the picture's transformation is complete, one of the walls opens up next to the picture, revealing an octagonal room.
Beetlejuice: (whispers in Lydia's ear) And now, the grand reveal! The doorway to our haunted adventure. After you, my dear.
We enter this octagonal room from the Foyer. Four paintings (A bearded gentleman holding a document, A pretty young lady holding a parasol, An old woman holding a rose and A man in a bowler hat) flanked by candle-wielding gargoyles, hang from the walls in this chamber.
Beetlejuice: (clapping) Bravo! Bravo! The art of the macabre truly lives here. But, let's not get too cozy with the wallpaper, shall we?
Lydia: (nervously smiling) Right, we should keep moving.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your Ghost Host. Our tour begins here in this gallery. Here, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now."
The doors we enter slam shut, The room begins to stretch upwards, the paintings on the walls elongating with it to reveal a comically gruesome end for each subject:
The bearded gentleman holding a document is revealed to be wearing only his undergarments from the waist down and standing atop a lit keg of dynamite.
The pretty young lady holding a parasol is revealed to be balancing on a fraying tightrope above the gaping jaws of an alligator.
The old woman holding a rose is revealed to be sitting atop a tall gravestone, at the bottom of which is a stone bust of her husband George with a hatchet embedded in his head.
The man in a bowler hat is revealed to be sitting on the shoulders of another man who sits on the shoulders of a third man who is waist deep in quicksand.
Lydia: (gulps) Beetlejuice, these paintings… they're… they're changing!
Beetlejuice: (laughing) Ah, the Stretching Room! They really went all out with this one. It's like they knew we were coming.
The walls keep stretching, the portraits' grisly fates unfolding before their eyes. Lydia tries not to giggle, but the absurdity of it all is too much.
Lydia: (between laughs) Beetlejuice, are you sure this is just a theme park ride?
Beetlejuice: (winks) Oh, Lydia. It's all just smoke and mirrors. But if it makes you feel any better, I'll keep an eye out for any real ghosts trying to crash the party.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination — hmm? And consider this dismaying observation, This chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!"
The Ghost Host laughs as our focus is on the ceiling.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): Of course, there's always my way.
The lights go out and lightning flashes above. The ceiling vanishes and gives a view of the mansion's cupola, where the skeletal corpse of the Ghost Host sways from a noose tied to the rafters. After a few seconds, the room becomes pitch black and a dreadful scream is heard, followed by the sound of bones shattering. Just as suddenly as it had begun, the horror ended, and the lights flickered back on. They blinked in the sudden brightness, their eyes adjusting to find that the skeletal corpse was gone, and in its place, a wall had slid open, revealing a hidden passage.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Oh, I didn’t mean to frighten you prematurely. The real chills come later. Now, as they say, ‘look alive,’ and we’ll continue our little tour. And let’s all stay together, please."
Beetlejuice: (chuckles) Oh, the drama. They're really laying it on thick here. C'mon, let's not keep our spectral host waiting.
Lydia: (swallows) Right, let's get this over with.
They step through the newly-revealed passage, and the walls close behind them with an ominous thud. They find themselves in a dimly lit hallway, surrounded by the sound of creaking floorboards and distant whispers.
We continue onward down a long hallway, leading to a short queue that is used to board the Doom Buggies.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "And now, a carriage approaches to carry you into the boundless realm of the supernatural. Once on board, remain safely seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside. And watch your children, please."
Lydia: (looking around nervously) Beetlejuice, is it just me, or is this place a little too… realistic?
Beetlejuice: (smiling) Nah, Lyds, it's all part of the experience. But if it makes you feel better, I'm right here.
Lydia: (swallows) Okay. I just don't like the idea of getting stuck in a room with nothing but… (gestures to the eerie portraits) these guys.
Beetlejuice: (laughing) Relax, they're not going to jump out and bite you. Unless you ask them nicely.
As they board the Doom Buggies, Lydia clutches the safety bar tightly, while Beetlejuice floats alongside theirs, his feet not quite touching the ground.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Do not pull down on the safety bar, please. I will lower it for you. And heed this warning: the spirits will materialize only if you remain quietly seated at all times."
The safety bar is lowered, locking Beetlejuice and Lydia in their Doom Buggy.
The Doom Buggy enters a rather steep stairwell and pass under a landing where a floating candelabra floats in the darkness. After they pass under, they enter a hallway. To the left are two windows with white sheer drapes; lightning crashes and thunders outside. To the right are four paintings: a woman in a black sheer dress reclining on a daybed, a sloop on choppy waters, a knight on a rearing horse, and a woman in a Greek temple. With each flash of lightning, the paintings become: an anthropomorphic tiger, a ghost ship in a tropical storm, a skeleton knight on a skeleton horse, and Medusa in Greek Ruins.
Beetlejuice: (chuckles) Oh, the joys of lightning. It's like watching a live-action comic book over here.
Lydia: (gripping the safety bar tighter) Beetlejuice, this is supposed to be a ride. Those aren't real paintings, are they?
Beetlejuice: (grinning) Well, technically, no. But they're definitely more entertaining than the usual tourist trap stuff.
The Doom Buggy glides through the hallway, the paintings continuing to change with each flash of lightning. The eerie sounds of the storm outside seem to grow louder, and the tension in the air is palpable.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Oh yes, and no flash pictures, please. We spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights."
Leaving the hallway, we enter into a rectangular library, which is filled from floor-to-ceiling by shelves lined with hundreds of books. Phantom hands pull books from the shelves. An empty chair rocks gently back and forth, and a ladder slides to and fro as an unseen force searches for a good read. Among the shelves, marble busts glare at us as we move along in the gloom.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): “Our library is well stocked with priceless first editions, only ghost stories, of course, and marble busts of the greatest ghost writers the literary world has ever known."
Beetlejuice: (whispers to Lydia) Psst, Lydia. Check it out. That's probably where they keep all the 'How to Haunt' manuals. Maybe I could borrow a few for some new material.
Lydia: (swallows nervously) Beetlejuice, please. This isn't the time for joking around.
Beetlejuice: (pats her arm reassuringly) It's all in good fun, Lyds. Besides, if there's anything we've learned from the Neitherworld, it's that a little reading can go a long way.
Beetlejuice: (pointing to the marble busts) Hey, look at these guys. They're the heavy-hitters of the spooky literature world. I'd love to throw a dinner party with them. Imagine the conversation!
Lydia: (smiling despite herself) You'd probably scare them to death… or back to life, in their cases.
Beetlejuice: (laughs) That's the spirit, Lydia! But seriously, I think I see Shakespeare's ghostly mug in there. Maybe he'll give us some tips for our next big theatrical adventure.
As they glide through the library, the books on the shelves seem to watch them with unblinking eyes, the pages rustling in the unseen wind. The marble busts appear to lean in closer, their expressions frozen but somehow… curious. Lydia can't help but feel a shiver run down her spine.
Leaving the library, we enter the Music Room. In the room, our heroes find an invisible ghost playing a Rachmaninoff-style arrangement of Grim Grinning Ghosts on the piano. The ghost's shadow can be seen cast upon the floor, while a storm brews outside.
The Doom Buggy rolls into the Music Room, the haunting melody of the piano wafting through the air. The sight of the invisible musician's shadow sends a chill down Lydia's spine.
Lydia: (whispers) Beetlejuice, is that… is that real?
Beetlejuice: (winks) As real as I am, darling. But remember, it's all in good fun.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "They have all retired here, to the Haunted Mansion. Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here. But there’s room for 1,000. Any volunteers?"
Lydia: (swallows) I… I don't think I'd like to be the 1,000th happy haunt, Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice: (laughing) Nonsense, Lyds! You'd be the belle of the ball. But don't worry, I've got dibs on you. No other spirit's turning you into a permanent decoration.
Next, we enter the main stairwell of the Mansion. Here in this M.C. Escher-like void the stairs go right-side up, upside-down, sideways, slantways, longways, back ways, front ways, square ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It is on these steps we see the ectoplasmic footprints of the Mansion's ghostly residents.
The Doom Buggy ascends the stairwell, the gravity-defying steps twisting and turning in impossible ways beneath them.
Beetlejuice: (clapping his hands) Now, this is more like it! The Neitherworld's got nothing on these stairs. Watch and learn, Disney.
Lydia: (holds her breath) Beetlejuice, I'm not sure I can handle this.
Beetlejuice: (firmly) Lydia, remember the poem. You're the one who brought us here. Now, let's enjoy the ride.
The ghostly footprints seem to follow them as they climb, the sound of laughter and whispers echoing through the stairwell.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Well, if you should decide to join us, final arrangements may be made at the end of the tour. A charming ‘ghostess’ will be on hand to take your application."
In the blackness, glowing, blinking eyes transform into the pattern on the wallpaper.
Beetlejuice: I've heard of walls having ears, but this is nuts.
Lydia: Beetlejuice, do you feel like we're being watched?
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat. Every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold running chills."
They pass a second floor passageway that seems to go on forever, lined with doors. A lone candelabra floats in midair halfway down it. Flanking the hallway entrance are a subtly-moving Suit of Armour and an armchair designed to have a "face."
Beetlejuice: (whispers) Shh, Lydia. We've got company. (gestures to the moving armor) This guy looks like he could use a good dusting.
Lydia: (nervous chuckle) I don't think he'd appreciate that.
Beetlejuice: (waving to the armor) How ya doin', Sir Squeaks-a-lot?
The suit of armor's head turns slightly, the visor tilting in their direction, giving off a slightly menacing air.
Lydia: (swallows) Beetlejuice, maybe we should just keep moving.
Beetlejuice: (floating closer) Oh, don't worry, Lyds. I've seen scarier armor in the Middle Ages… and I've given it a good rusting too!
Lydia: (whispers) Beetlejuice, is that… a floating candelabra?
Beetlejuice: (nods) Yep, it sure is. And it looks like it's got the night shift.
Lydia: (swallows) Should we… interact with it?
Beetlejuice: (considers) Nah, let's not bother him. He's just lighting the way for the after-party.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): “Shhh, listen!”
A keening sounding like a banshee is heard.
The keening wail pierces the air, sending a shiver down Lydia's spine. She looks to Beetlejuice for reassurance, but even he seems slightly unnerved by the otherworldly sound.
Lydia: (whispers) Beetlejuice, what was that?
Beetlejuice: (swallows) Ah, just one of the local ghosties letting off some steam. Nothing to worry about.
They ride past an alcove-like conservatory, the space choked with decaying and overgrown plants and vegetation. Outside the huge glass walls is a misty landscape, with only the gnarled limbs of leafless trees visible in the gloom. A raven perches on top of a stand with a withered funeral wreath, and in the center of the chamber is a coffin whose occupant is trying to get out - skeletal hands attempt to push the lid open saying "Let me out! Let me outta here!", which based on the nails sticking through the wood was meant to stay sealed.
Beetlejuice: (sarcastically) Oh, look, it's the neighborhood botanist. I'd say he's got a green thumb, but it looks more like a green… everything.
Lydia: (forces a laugh) That's not funny, Beetlejuice. Poor soul, they're really trapped in there.
Beetlejuice: (floating closer to the glass) Hey, buddy! Need a hand with that? (winks at Lydia) Or should I say, need a hand out of there?
The Ghost Host (offscreen): “All our ghosts have been dying to meet you. This one can hardly contain himself. Unfortunately, they all seem to have trouble getting through."
Their Doom Buggy is then carried backward down an ominous corridor, a series of doors on either side of the car. Growls, screams, maniacal laughter and pleading voices emanate from behind them, as if something is trying to get out. Doors bend, as if they are breathing, knockers clack and rattle, and the walls are adorned with some "family portraits" of corpses.
Beetlejuice: (to the doors) Hey, folks! Mind if we crash your little party?
Lydia: (swallows) Beetlejuice, maybe we should just keep going.
Beetlejuice: (laughing) Oh, don't worry. They're just trying to spook you. They're like the paparazzi of the dead.
At the end of the hall lies a grandfather clock, with its arms spinning wildly backwards and the clock striking 13. A shadow of a clawed hand passes over the face of the clock.
Lydia: (gulps) Thirteen, huh? That's definitely not your average timepiece.
Beetlejuice: (grinning) Nah, it's more like the ghostly equivalent of a cuckoo clock on steroids. And check out that shadow! It's got more flair than I do.
We next enter the shadowy Séance Circle. The buggies travel in a circle facing a large table and high-backed chair in the center of the room (a raven perches on the back of the chair). Above this table floats a crystal ball containing the spirit of Madame Leota, chanting incantations that summon the spirits to appear.
Madam Leota: "Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!
Beetlejuice: (watches the crystal ball intently) Well, well, if it isn't the infamous Madam Leota. I've heard she puts the 'fun' in 'funeral' around here.
Lydia: (eyes the crystal ball warily) Beetlejuice, she looks pretty serious about her job.
Beetlejuice: (snickers) Oh, she's all show. But hey, if she ever needs an understudy, I've got the whole fortune-telling gig down pat. Watch this.
He pulls out a small, grimy crystal ball from his pocket and holds it up to his face, mimicking Madam Leota's chant. The ball fogs up, and for a moment, an image of a bug-infested sandwich flickers within.
Lydia: (covers her mouth, trying not to laugh) Beetlejuice, that's not exactly comforting.
Beetlejuice: (laughs) Oh, come on, Lyds. You know I've got the gift of gab. Now, if I could just get the gift of actual ghost summoning…
Madam Leota: Rap on a table — it’s time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond…Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine! Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond! Wizards and witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint, by ringing a bell!"
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize. They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me… I’ll see you all a little later."
Next, we travel along a balcony overlooking the hall. A major party is underway as a multitude of transparent spirits engage in all sorts of revelry. A long dining table covered with decayed floral arrangements and dusty silverware plays host to a birthday feast, and whenever the orange-haired birthday ghost blows out the candles on a birthday cake at the head of the table, the other ghosts seated there vanish, only to reappear when the candles light again; nearby, an old woman disappears and reappears in a rocking chair. Several haunts drift into the hall from a hearse parked in a doorway, while cloaked wraith-like phantoms fly in through the broken windows from a stormy night outside. While a number of ghosts - including the notorious Pickwick - gadabout on the chandeliers above the room, a pair of duelists emerge from their respective paintings on the far wall and take shots at each other, forever reenacting their age-old feud. The open floor whirls with waltzing couples as a ghastly organist plays Grim Grinning Ghosts on a pipe organ, where tiny spirits emerge from the pipes.
Lydia: (excited) Beetlejuice, this is incredible! It's like we're in the middle of a ghostly masquerade ball.
Beetlejuice: (chuckles) And we're the uninvited guests crashing the party. Classic us, Lyds.
The Doom Buggy comes to a halt, allowing them to take in the spectral sight. Beetlejuice leans over the balcony railing, watching the dancing ghosts below with a mix of envy and amusement.
Beetlejuice: (whispers) I've got to hand it to these deadbeats, they know how to throw a bash.
Lydia: (smiling nervously) Just remember, we're here to blend in. No causing trouble, okay?
Beetlejuice: (makes a zipping motion across his lips) Mum's the word. For now. (winks)
Leaving the Grand Hall, we ride through a dark, dusty and cluttered attic, where the sound of a beating heart and a sinister piano rendition of "The Wedding March" can be heard. Among the brick-a-brac are several pieces of wedding paraphernalia and decor, and five different marriage paintings, depicting the same bride but with a different groom in each. As guests watch, the heads of each of the grooms disappear, only to reappear moments later.
Beetlejuice: (points to the disappearing heads) Now that's what I call a real head turner, Lydia! These grooms must've had some serious commitment issues.
Lydia: (laughing) Beetlejuice, that's not funny. They're probably just having a bit of an identity crisis.
After passing the source of the music, a broken-down piano with an invisible pianist (only a shadow of a man cast on the wall and keys), we come face-to-face with the ghost of the bride, Constance Hatchaway.
Constance Hatchaway: “In sickness and in… wealth. You may now kiss the bride. We’ll live happily ever after. Till death do us part. Here comes the bride. As long as we both shall live. For better or for… worse. I do. I did.”
She laughs while, periodically, a spectral hatchet appears in her hands.
Beetlejuice: (whispers to Lydia) Oh boy, looks like we've got ourselves a real bridezilla situation here. Watch your head, Lyds.
Lydia: (swallows) Beetlejuice, don't even think about it. We're just tourists, remember?
Beetlejuice: (grinning mischievously) Sure, sure. But if she asks for a kiss from the groom… (winks)
Lydia: (playfully elbows him) Don't you dare!
We escape from the attic through a window.
Following leaving the Attic window, the Doombuggies move down the balcony outside the house and down a flight of stairs backwards. A raven caws at guests from a tree branch. The shapes of rising spirits can be seen everywhere.
Beetlejuice: (excitedly) Whoa, Lyds! This is the life! Free-falling with style.
Lydia: (grabbing the side of the Doombuggy) Beetlejuice, it's just a ride, remember?
Beetlejuice: (laughing) I know, I know. But c'mon, you've gotta admit, it's pretty exhilarating for a dead guy!
Upon reaching the ground, the graveyard Caretaker can be seen with his dog, the two of them utterly petrified by the sight before them.
Beetlejuice: (waves) Hey there! Don't mind us, we're just here for the ambiance. (to Lydia) And maybe a little bit of inspiration for my next prank.
Lydia: (rolls her eyes) Beetlejuice, you're going to give us away.
Music is all around, while playful spooks pop-up from behind their tombstones. To the left, a group of five phantoms play a flute, a horn, a bagpipe, a harp, and pound on a tombstone to create an unearthly vibe. A King and Queen balance on a see-saw while a Duchess swings from a tree branch while she drinks a cup of tea. In the very back a skeletal wolf is seen howling at the moon.
Beetlejuice: (clapping his hands in time to the music) Now this is what I call a jam session! Lyds, you should see the bands I've had to deal with in the Neitherworld. These guys are like Mozart compared to them.
Lydia: (smiling) It's definitely got a unique sound to it. But maybe don't get too inspired, okay? I don't want to come home to a bagpipe-playing skeleton in our living room.
Beetlejuice: (pouts) But think of the potential for a good scare, Lyds. Plus, they might teach me a few new tunes.
Lydia: (firmly) Beetlejuice, no. Remember, we're here to enjoy the ride, not to recruit new band members for your next prank.
Beetlejuice: (sighs) Fine, fine. But if they ask for an autograph, I'm not saying no. (winks)
On the other side of the path, five Singing Busts come into view, bearing very vividly lit, expressive faces as they sing:
♪ When the crypt doors creak ♪ ♪ And the tombstones quake ♪ ♪ Spooks come out for a singing wake ♪ ♪ Happy haunts materialize ♪ ♪ And begin to vocalize ♪ ♪ Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize ♪ ♪ Now don't close your eyes ♪ ♪ And don't try to hide ♪ ♪ Or a silly spook may sit by your side ♪ ♪ Shrouded in a daft disguise ♪ ♪ They pretend to terrorize ♪ ♪ Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize ♪ ♪ As the moon climbs high o'er dead oak tree ♪ ♪ Spooks arrive for the midnight spree ♪ ♪ Creepy creeps with eerie eyes ♪ ♪ Start to shriek and harmonize ♪ ♪ Grim grinning ghosts come out socialize ♪ ♪ When you hear the knell of a requiem bell ♪ ♪ Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell ♪ ♪ Restles bones etherealize ♪ ♪ Rise as spooks of every size ♪
Lydia: (clapping along to the Singing Busts) That's pretty catchy. Maybe we could use this tune for your next ghostly gig.
Beetlejuice: (beams) Why, Lydia Deetz, you're a genius! We'll have the Neitherworld singing along in no time! (suddenly stops) Uh-oh, it looks like the party's about to get real.
Other ghosts materialize, gathering around a hearse and drinking tea. A Mummy sits in his sarcophagus, trying to make contact with an elderly spirit who is just too deaf to understand him. Two "Phantoms of the Opera" blast their ghostly voices into the night. A Beheaded Knight, his Executioner, and his Prisoner all sing as a trio, while the poor ghost behind them tombs himself up. Our hero's Doom buggy enters the Mausoleum at the end of the Graveyard sequence where they are immediately "greeted" by the Raven who caws at guests while perching on the door to the Mausoleum.
Beetlejuice: (nods to the Raven) Hey, buddy. What's the scoop on the afterlife around here? You guys throwing a party for the living?
Raven: (caws)
Lydia: (whispers) Beetlejuice, I don't think he's much of a conversationalist.
Beetlejuice: (shrugs) That's cool, I can relate. Sometimes, all I want to do is squawk at the moon too.
As the Doom Buggies enter the Mausoleum, the coolness of the tombs envelops them. The walls are lined with cobwebs and the air is thick with the scent of ancient dust.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Ah, there you are! And just in time… there’s a little matter I forgot to mention. Beware of Hitchhiking Ghosts!"
We pass by three hitchhiking spirits; a Traveler, a Skeleton and a Prisoner.
Their Doom Buggy passes by a wall of mirrors showing that the Hitchhikers are sitting in the vehicles along with Beetlejuice and Lydia.
Lydia: (laughing nervously) Beetlejuice, is this really necessary? I don't think we need to be giving anyone else a ride home tonight.
Beetlejuice: (grinning) Oh, come on, Lyds. Live a little! It's not every day you get to carpool with the undead.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "They have selected you to fill our quota, and they’ll haunt you until you return!"
A very small being only around the size of a doll. She wears a white satin dress with a long, non-transparent hood, often mistaken for a veil, of the same material. She has visible long blue hair and glowing pale blue skin. stands atop the ledge of the crypt holding a bouquet of dead flowers. She is Little Leota, the Ghostess.
Little Leota: “Hurry back. Hurry back. Be sure to bring your death certificate, if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We've been dying… to have you…".
Beetlejuice: (laughing) Oh, Little Leota, always the charmer. But sorry, no can do on that death certificate. I'm a bit attached to this old corpse of mine.
Lydia: (playfully hits Beetlejuice's arm) That's not nice. Besides, she's just part of the show.
Beetlejuice: (grinning) Maybe for you, but for me, every day's a show. And speaking of shows, check this out. (He starts to whistle a tune, and a pair of skeletal hands emerge from the ground, playing a banjo and a guitar) How about we join the band for a number?
Lydia: (eyes widen) Beetlejuice, no! We're supposed to be tourists, remember?
Beetlejuice: (holds up his hands) Alright, alright. But you know I can't resist a good jam session.
The Ghost Host (offscreen): "Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home!"
The safety bar is risen and Beetlejuice and Lydia disembarks the Doom Buggy. As they head for the exit, we hear the ghosts sing this following passage:
♪ If you would like to join our jamboree ♪ ♪ There's a simple rule that's compulsory ♪ ♪ Mortals pay a token fee ♪ ♪ Rest in peace, the haunting's free ♪ ♪ So hurry back, we would like your company ♪
As they exit the Mausoleum, Beetlejuice nudges Lydia.
Beetlejuice: (whispers) So, what do you say, Lyds? Did we get our spooky fix for the night?
Lydia: (smiling) I think so, Beetlejuice. But I have to admit, it was a lot tamer than I expected.
Beetlejuice: (chuckles) Tamer? This is the Outerworld, kiddo. They have to keep it PG for the humans. But hey, if you want a real scare, I can show you some of my personal haunts in the Neitherworld.
Lydia: (raises an eyebrow) Maybe some other time. I think I've had enough excitement for one night.
Beetlejuice: (pouts) Suit yourself. But don't say I didn't offer you the full experience.
They make their way out of the Haunted Mansion, the ghostly laughter echoing behind them as they step back into the lively Magic Kingdom.
Lydia: (looks around) You know, it's weird. After being in there, the real world seems so…ordinary.
Beetlejuice: (smirks) That's because you've got me, Lydia. I'm the ultimate escape from the mundane.
The two friends stroll down Main Street, USA, the castle's lights reflecting in their eyes as the nightly fireworks display begins, painting the sky with a riot of color.
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