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lily would win a magic fight. james would win a muggle fight. sirius would win a verbal fight. remus would win a speed knitting fight. peter wouldn't win a fight, but would win a war
#i feel like i worded this weird sooo#lily would win like a wizarding duel yknow. like with spells her wand and shit.#<- would beat all the rest at this#james would then beat all of them at a physical muggle style fight. like punching and shit yknow#sirius win basically like arguments debates battle of wits roast battles all that stuff#remus would beat them all in a knitting fight (like he could knit faster and better 😭😭 it was like the first/only thing i could think)#then peter wouldn't beat them all against any type of fight#BUT would be able to best them in a long-term war. ie with strategy and manipulation and planning and all that#so like yeah chess. he'd win at chess#ig#marauders era#marauders#lily evans#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew
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my james potter is bisexual, bilingual, ambidextrous, and a bicycle
regulus is a bitch (in a hot way)
#bro idk where this came from#my brain is spewing weird shit#did i spell weird wrong#wierd#nope i was right the first time#james potter#james fleamont potter#james potter hc#regulus black#james x regulus#jegulus#james potter x regulus black#starchaser
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Ok guys, before barty and reg got together, I think regulus would TOTALLY do those weird manifesting spells. Like not to make barty love him, but just for barty to make a move or something. Like the kind where you sit in front of a mirror with candles and write things on paper that you burn with different herbs and flowers and chant stuff. Like he'd be sitting there crossed legged on the ground saying "please knock sense into him universe🙏"
#i just think hes a freak like that#very weird#pandora wouldve taught him how to do this cause shes sick of him ranting to her😔#and jt would work(maybe becauss of the spell#maybe not)#bartylus#regulus black#barty crouch jr#starkiller#barty crouch junior#marauders
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#High Rise Hair Raiser#The Scooby-Doo/Dynomutt Hour#The Scooby-Doo Show#Episode 101#Air date September 11 1976 (ABC)#Directed by Charles A. Nichols#My gif#gifs#black magic#Black Magic: Spells and Other Neat Weird Stuff#book of black magic#Ebenezer Crabbe#witchcraft#my edit
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peach pit
[ID : a chubby skywing dragon named Pyrite, who has yellowish-orange scales with a lighter yellow underbelly and dark freckles across her scales, resembling the inside of a peach. she has a crest of dark spines along the back of her neck and on the tip of her tail, antler-like horns, her body is dappled with scars, and she wears a cord around her neck like a choker. she is sitting down, facing towards the left, with her wings held open and an uncertain expression on her face. the background is a teal rectangle with white peach blossoms overlayed on top of it. END ID]
#thinking a lawttt about how pyrite was described to be the same color as a peach a lot#the freckles as described in the id are supposed to make her look like the inside of a peach#she has scars all over her body bc she was enchanted to be really clumsy so i would imagine she would be constantly getting hurt by acciden#her feet [and other skywing feet] have a fifth toe on the back kinda like raptor claws that they use for balance and grabbing things#in winter turning the original pyrite[?] was described to have black eyes so i gave her really big pupils -#- that would probably make her eyes look black head-on#she has lil bear ears btw !! i think skywings and icewings have bear ears bc theyre smaller and wont get cold as easily . also theyre cute#i just thought the crest of spines would look cute but then i realized the resemblance to icewing spikes so i added them to the tail too#the antler horns looking like icewing reindeer horns also wasnt intentional i just wanted them to look unique -#- instead of the generic straight horns or curved i usually give skywings#i think she has quite a bit of icewing remnants left over despite the spell actually#like i would imagine her fire is weaker than the other skywings and would be a lot less hotter#she also instinctively isnt used to skywing proportions hence why shes sitting the way she is with her legs all weird and wings not closed#other than that shes rather boring and isnt very flamboyant bc i think scarlet would think she doesnt deserve it#i dont really have any other design notes everything was added last second or by complete accident gafksndkxk#I JUST REALIZED THE THUMB ON HER WING IS BACKWARDS . I WAS WONDEIRN WHY IT LOOKED WEIRD CKJFMCJXNX#whatever im not fixing it. suffer with me#🖌#wings of fire skywing#wings of fire#wings of fire pyrite#og my GODDD tumblr eated the wuality on this one real bad wtfff
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okay is it just me or does this feel like the Trump Administration and co.'s attempt to try and take out some of us out of the fight before it even starts?
#activism#black women#ladies i need your input here#the typo with spelling “for” as “fir” was the first red flag and then the rest of this is just...weird?
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DID NEIL GAYMEN WRITE DBD
He wrote the comics yes
#i totaly didnt have to look it up#also was spelling his last name like that intentional#what if our last names were just our sexuality and our gender?#'hi everyone im kitty pangirl'#ngl that kinda work#also why do americans pronounce 'herb' as 'urb' it dosent make sense#and im pretty sure its called macaroni cheese#but heigh ho each to there own#but exer is still pointy full stop#therea nothing you can do abt it sirius black#(thats thr only time i will call you that bc in all truth i wrote the Sirius black threat at abt 1 in the morning)#i couldnt sleep (i was thinking abt dead gay boys)#so i was doing that and reading a jegulus fanfic ofc#anyway someone called me emo yesterday?#its bc i forgot my hairclip lmao#my friend did a 'makeover' on me#in the middle of the hall right outside maths#and she tried to so my hair#and it went all over my face#so i put my glasses on#and said i was cousin it#and then people came and started laughing#it was so weird idk#then she insisted to do a messy bun#but i refused bc 1. i hate having my hair up#and 2. i dont want to look like a chav#and then she started spraying my face many times#so i was just like 'scarlett stop pls'#so she sprayed almost he whole bottke#exer is pointy
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I have to admit I never even imagined witches to be evil until I came here on tumblr and read some of y'alls analysis of literature and other media. The whole evil laugh and brewing potions did not connect to being evil in my mind ever. I was just raised with everyone around me thinking witches were cool as hell.
#my grandmother used to tell me that she was a witch and that her daughters and also me were ones too#and tbh i believed that bc she used to take the pain away with her magic#which was just her hovering her hand above the painful place#and istg it worked every time be it placebo or the#im not going to explain the neural pathways that make thermal and tactile sensations lessen the pain#but its a thing#and all my aunts liked witchy stuff#they made runes on pebbles by painting the sigil with a nailpolish on them#my grandmother also told the future by regular playing cards#i was taught the thing where you hold a necklace and ask a question and if it swings one way its yes the other - no#both my mom and grandmother have had at some point protective spells in their wallets#my grandmother always made a protective spell on us when we were leaving#i was taught to always greet and thank the mother of forest when going mushroompicking/collecting berries#me and my younger aunts (i had 5 year difference with the youngest) were always up to some weird stuff#like you know lighting a candle by the window and repearing a phrase to see how your fated one will look like#a lot of things in midsummer with flower crowns were done for luck or once again to predict the future#oh and the whole holding a metal object that started turning in your hand when you went above underground water junction#there were. a lot of things.#oh and we even collaborated with ghosts#and we had two completely black cats when i was little#and i remember i once found a part of an animal skull on the ground and i felt overjoyed#so yeah thats how i never even imagined witches could be evil#until late teens
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maybe i should have gone into practical effects instead of computer science...
#when i was in middle school i used to use red and black pens + spit for blending to make it look like the backs of my hands were torn open#i can't believe it's almost 4am. i just spent 5 hours typing up an essay about MM's erik that i just fuckin privated bc i was embarrassed#AND I STILL NEVER SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAAA#i was right but im going to save all my points for the fanfic im currently planning out and promptly NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY WRITE#I say shoving my plans for my h2o s3 rewrite off the table#yes i skipped from s2 to s3 i had a BRILLIANT idea [season 3 h2o spoilers ahead be wary my mutuals who are still watching]#okay so you know how lewis goes to the american institute of marine bio in the middle of 3? since this is tied to my s2 rewrite fic i wante#to actually finally reasonably re-introduced dr denman to the story because i never liked that she just fucked off at the end of s1#despite WITNESSING the moon pool magic. so i made it so she runs into lewis while doing a presentation for the college and they have a chat#(because her JAW paper plays an important part in my s2 rewrite bc i imagine lewis is the kind of guy who SAYS he deleted every copy of#it... but ACTUALLY he secretly printed himself out a copy to study in private to compare to his own notes bc#[lewis voice] come *on* guys just THINK of the progress that he could make with this! [grabby hands in front of chest])#so yeah they have a chat and Linda kind of gives Lewis the opposite dilemma in s3 that Louise gives him in s1 about science and magic#since SHE knows about the moon pool and has been biding her time and she knows Lewis knows and Lewis is like ah... uh oh.#it will eventually tie into the idea it's not about forcing science and magic together or separating them#its abt respectfully and responsibly utilizing both to see their fullest potential. which lewis learned in s2 and Linda has... not.#BUT#later on she gets a call from 1 (one) ryan who is like 'hey so i heard u did environmental studies on mako for dr bennett a couple years ag#and i was wondering if you've seen anything weird there as im currently doing a-' and she's immediately like 'YOU SON OF A BITCH IM IN'#and he's like 'wha-' and she's like 'i have already booked my plane tickets we're going to have a great time we have lots to talk about :)'#and wheeee now they have someone who knows about mermaids on their team and it's the perfect way to bring lewis back to relevancy in s3 :D#it also gives me reason to have two bad bitches (linda and sophie) meet and get to know each other which is not a dynamic ive seen in#any of the H2O fics i've ever read so im very hyped to delve into how they'll play off each other#also charlotte is there so technically three bad bitches (only in my au Charlotte never lost her tail and is part of the gang she just move#because she felt like she needed to leave to really be able to find herself without being in her grandmother's shadow but she comes back bc#well... it's season 3 mako is sounding the fucking emergency alarms everyone is showing up sdkghkfjhg)#im also so so so hyped to show u guys who's coming back in the s2 rewrite because it ISNT denman and i think everyone thinks it will be :3c#(i said she when telling ppl to look forward to a familiar face... but can u blame me for getting hype she's one of my favorite characters!#i love u H2O#cruddy rambles
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WAIT WAIT WAIT. LIFESTREAM WHITE AND LIFESTREAM BLACK? LIKE FROM ON THE WAY TO A SMILE?
#AAAAAAAAA#OH WAIT#what if the black whispers are corrupted by jenova and the white ones are the ones aerith purified last game with that weird ass spell#final fantasy vii#final fantasy vii spoilers#rebirth spoilers#willow whispers
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AANH *buzzer noise* dyslexia typo! tried to type gorgeous and got hothroud. not even a my finger slipped on my phone thing i CONFIDENTLY sat at my laptop and typed in hothroud and was like “hey that’s not gorgeous! wtf”
#having dyslexia w/ adhd is so funny sometimes because i was one of those kids who learned how to write read and spell by reading the#dictionary when i fell behind (didn’t learn to read until i was 6 1/2 bc of the dyslexia) and immediately became obssessed with words and#spelling so people use me as a pocket spell check all the time and i usually don’t get a ton of dyslexia typos bc of that. so when i do it’s#the really weird typos. it’s never like thier it’s always ‘i somehow missed every single letter’#i actually didn’t even realize i had dyslexia until i was like 21 because the spelling hyperfixation covered it so good but i very much do.#i have to have lighter text on black background preferrably everywhere for instance or the letters get swimmy. idk why white letters don’t#do that but black ones do but it really really helps lol. except for hothroud. nothing’s gonna help hothroud
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minor illusion is honestly the best cantrip for someone who enjoys flavor-text (aka me). spicing up this side rp with some minor illusion work to portray what im talking about more visually. honestly it's a godsend for Fang, who's not the best at words. he can just create some lil illusions to help illustrate what he's saying. and of COURSE im gonna use this plenty. of Course.
#speculation nation#am i stretching the bounds of what minor illusion is in the malleability i am treating it with? Maybe.#but if i want him to make a mini swirling cloud of shadow with multi-colored lights flitting around inside of it#then BY GOD i am going to make a mini swirling cloud with lights in it#him making a representation of how his magic feels rn. i liken it to the way a black opal looks.#just imagine the colored parts moving in a swirl of shadow and u got it#anyways yea in a recent session i got some ppl freaked tf out bc i realized too late that summoning an illusion of shadow to drip from my#fingers is probably not the best way to get them to trust me.#but it's SO CINEMATIC of course i gotta spice up my dialogue with some illustrative illusions.#and Fang is absolutely the kind of person who would be Comfortable using magic that casually#he's had his magic his whole life. magic is just the way of life for him#so yea this magic's new and a little weird. but in the end it's Magic#and he can use it as easily as breathing. of Course.#but yea minor illusion. ive slept on this cantrip TOO much#but i got all my usual favs (prestidigitation. mage hand. message. mending.) so time for some illusions#i also have. chill touch and uhh some psychic thing idk. ive got like 8 ish cantrips No joke. it's kinda ridiculous#say what you want about multiclassing. it gives you a LOT of spells lmfao
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the curse of linguistic prescriptivism
#🍯 talks#and yes ik its not black and white#prescriptivism bad descriptivism good#but oh my god its so annoying when ppl tell others their speaking their OWN LANGUAGE wrong#just bc they dont speak it the exact same way#'they spell words wrong' and its just dialect spelling differences#'they say words wrong' and its different accents#'they used weird words' and its slang from the country#like yall sound so self centered and egotistical and stupid to say that ur way is the only right way#its not ''wrong'' its just differenr
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A book I need
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So I'm watching Evil on Paramount+ and they were looking up sigils for demons and they found one on a website and I was like huh never seen that sigil before and then they were like it's this demon he controls legions in hell. And it referenced the lesser key of Solomon. So I pulled out the goetia hymns I have and found the prayer to that particular demon. But they didn't use his sigil. Just a made up one I guess for the story? I'm not really sure where this plot is going but I'm having a fun time.
#it was a pig with a bunch of like screws and daggers in the show#it didnt even spell his name in the surrounding circle sigh#anyway i think its weird because hes depicted with a bird head and wings and he rides a black wolf#like totally hard core stuff and im just like is it copy right to put a demon sigil on actual tv???#i mean it makes sense#isnt there like a legend where Shakespeare put actual magic sigils on his stage#or is that something perpetuated by the media industry#idk im having a great time#evil paramount#paramount+
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I stopped growing when I was 12, which was annoying at the time because I could no longer loom ominously over my classmates to establish dominance... but now it's great because I can wear clothes I've had for over fifteen years and they still fit!
#the boobez never really made a substantial appearance#I got frequently mistaken for a fully grown adult woman when I was 12#people assume I am younger now than when I was a literal 12 year old#probably because I dress gothier (better) now and look like a weird jobless freak#I actually have job(s)#but I feel like some idiots still expect alternative peeps to give that shit up once we become adults#meanwhile I'm just a queer little freak scuttling around Affleck's in my long black coat buying shiny rocks for casting spells
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