#black dont crack

[cup1ds-bow]

ik they like that 😝😝😝😝

Blue Lock Boys in: What Natural Hairstyles do they like?

These are my personal thoughts on what hairstyles blue lock boys like on black women, you can either discuss civilly or argue with the wall if you're going to be mean. Examples/ links to each style is included!!

Isagi Yoichi: he likes twist outs! Really, he just likes big fluffy hair and twists outs, wand curls and blowouts reallllly are his fave. He likes the way it crowns your face, how it gives you a bunch of hair to work with and shape. Putting in a little headband? Nice. Side part with a pretty clip? Wow!! You look like an actress!! Half up half down?? You’re literally ethereal!! he likes to lay on it too; that’s definitely his favorite part. It’s soft to lay his head on while you’re sitting together on the train, or set his chin on when he’s just waiting in line. He thinks you’re a little angel with your hair like a cloud. x x

Mikage Reo: wigs, which feels wrong? lol you joke that he must hate your hair because he’s always buying you wigs and paying for installs but in all honesty he loves that you can be a whole new person. Keeps him on his toes. Has an affinity for longer hair, but likes different colors, kinda close in tone to his (what a surprise.) You could show up to his match in oversize sunglasses and a new wig and he’ll be like actually where the hell in my girlfriend. And when he finally sees you he’s like “hmmm idk I have a realllly fine woman waiting for me at home :/" “am I prettier than her?” “Nah, you just have different hair”

Nagi Seishiro: box braids. It’s boring but it was the first protective style he ever saw you wear and it blew him away. like you just suddenly had these long braids he could play with. He’s so weird, he like takes the end and runs it over his cheek and he’s like “feels good. Like a tiny paint brush. It’s soothing.” Like whatever baby genius! he also likes all the hairstyles you can pull off: his fave is the half up in space buns look cause it looks very much like a magical girl transformation. x x

Itoshi Sae: wildly enough, sae likes just the natural curls and coils. He’d like a twist out or a braid out too; anything that makes spirals. Lots of people in Spain had curly or textured hair and it really was the first time he experienced textured hair. It’s so pretty. It takes up space and it’s unapologetic and it really just enhances a woman’s natural beauty. Yeah. God forbid you have a curly up-do or a slick back with your curls out around itoshi sae. He’ll go insane. x x

Shidou Ryusei: Detailed cornrows/ Fulani braids. Can you get a shape in there? Can you get beads? curly strands? The more intricate the better. He likes when it makes sound or fucking defies gravity. He’s legit jealous. LOVES baby hairs too. He tried to cut baby hairs so you could do his edges like whoa ‼️lets calm down!! When he’s being a brat he’ll make you lay your head on his chest and trace your parts like a freak. It’s like a map to him? Like those maze games. He also will give you a scalp massage or oil your scalp down. Plus he loves if you use an actual durag to keep it in check. Calls you a g and chest bumps you. He’s so fucking stupid lol x x

Bachira Meguru: also loves hair in its natural coils, kinks, and curls. He thinks it’s so cool looking. He sees it as an extension of you and he loves that you can twist it and shape it all different types of ways! Will ask you if he can do your hair (do not let him!! at least, please help in out lol.) He loves adding accessories like barrettes, bows, clips etc. He’ll def try to match hair styles with you, like space buns, claw clips, little butterfly clips etc. Will also match said hairstyle. x x

Itoshi Rin: French curl braids. Although I'm a very big believer that Rin Itoshi loves alt hairstyles, this feels right too. They’re pretty and he thinks of them as refined. He loves walking around with you when you have French curl braids. You also buy into the stereotypes of French curl braids and dress and do your makeup accordingly. Rin thinks it’s funny to point of but also loves having you on his arm in public. Like ah yes, I’m Rin Itoshi I’m the best spiker in the world and my girlfriend is the prettiest fucking princess ever. Be warned though, he pulls hair. x x

Hyoma Chigiri: hear him out: y'all have the best hair together when you get a silk press. The INCHES. The silkiness. He thinks it makes your face the center of attention and frames it sleekly. Plus, y'all can do matching styles! He always tries out his signature half braided hairstyle on you and loves when you wear it to matches. He also likes when y'all just brush each others hair. Whatever your maintenance routine for your hair is, chigiri learns it so when you’re extra tired he’ll do it for you. (In return you gotta learn his. It’s the rule.) x x

Tabito Karasu: faux locs. Ohhh girl don’t have faux locs and be thirty feet NEAR this mf. He pisses me off. He thinks the extra long ones are so fucking dope. He likes the styles too, like the giant bun or the half up half down. He just loves how it looks too, like you’re so cool. He likes butterfly locs too btw, thinks you look like a fairy. x x

Eita Otoya: goddess braids. It’s peak baddie hair. He pays for it. Mans has barely ever let you pick another hairstyle. He tells people all types of extravagant lies about you when you get your hair done. It’s stupid. He also will post you on his insta??? his story at least. Damn, he really fuckin launched you cause of some goddess braids. Menacing. x x

Micheal Kaiser: French curl braids. And he’s annoying about it. What else do you need to know? (alright, alright. Kaiser has a lot of romantic imagery around him and he’d love someone with a romantic hairstyle. You’re soooo princess. Adorn yourself with bows and he’ll be at your beck and call. He loves if you’re ultra feminine with it, like pearl headbands and lacy bows and frilly hats. He spams his insta with you, showing off your beauty.) x x

Oliver Aiku: locs. Aiku loves him some originality, and he loves a bitch with locs. Bonus points if they’re dyed a color that’s oh so perfect for you. The styles are always top tier and always in awe of how it can be switched up. He’s seen people do really cool things with their locs, and he’d love to kinda see what it’s like to maintain them. When he realized it wasnt as effortless as he imagined he starts asking a million and ten question it feels like an interview. He’s just excited. He feels smug having you in his arm cause you’re gorgeous, you’re 1 of 1 and he has massive respect for you? He wins. x x

Sendou Shuto: wand curls: blowouts. He likes the big fluffy curls, kinda like these. He wants a Hollywood actress and that floaty hair of yours reminds him of old school glamour. And if you added a pearly headband or a ribbon or a headband? UGH. With a red lip? GAHH!! he’s head over heels. x

Barou Shohei: Fulani braids. Bruh. The designs?? Barou loves that shit. Listen, he’s the king so obviously you’re his queen, and you’ve gotta have the coolest, flashiest hair so ppl know their place if you’re around. Design? yes. Beads? YES!! And if you get anything remotely similar to the design in his hair he’s going to drop to one knee. For fucking real. x x x

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[livelyvivian]

[lokh]

so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.

i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)

on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple

i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard

trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme

[sillybillylulu]

Lesbiab birbs (I think they deserved a separate post)

[surelysilly]

stealing company secrets that turn out to be a kid(?) in honor of ur besties' memories is just the thing to do (raising said kid is just... consequences of your actions maybe)

[loz-tearsofahomo]

Sirius & Barty bored in azkaban

Sirius: bart

Barty Crouch Jr: ...

Sirius: pssst barty

Barty Crouch Jr: ...

Sirius: BARTEMIUS CROUCH JUNIO-

Barty Crouch Jr: WHAT.

Sirius: Truth or Dare

Barty Crouch Jr: cant bloody do dares in here can we?

Sirius: TRUTH or DARE

Barty Crouch Jr: only if I can ask first-

Sirius: no-

Barty Crouch Jr: yes-

Sirius: -fine

Barty Crouch Jr: Truth or Dare

Sirius *rolling his eyes*: truth

Barty Crouch Jr: did you and that lupin kid ever get round to fucking

Sirius: ...

Sirius: How the fuck did you know that-

Barty Crouch Jr: My gaydar never lies-

Sirius: your WHAT

Barty Crouch Jr: -the horny levels were through the roof-

Sirius: OKAYMYTURN

Barty Crouch Jr: -I mean really it was obvious

Sirius: are you fucking done now

Barty Crouch Jr: right, truth

Sirius: You didn't even let me ask

Barty Crouch Jr: This might surprise you pretty boy but I don't actually care.

Sirius: ugh whatever

Sirius: ...

Sirius: Who was Reg's most surprising kiss

Barty Crouch Jr: ooo hoo hoo

Sirius: what

Barty Crouch Jr: Oh get fucking ready for this, god Reg is gonna murder me from the grave

Sirius: well it couldn't have been that bad-

Barty Crouch Jr: It was potter.

Sirius: haha funny joke now cmon-

Barty Crouch Jr: I'm not joking.

Sirius: ...

Sirius: ...

Sirius *looking up* : JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER SO HELP ME GOD YOU ARE GETTING A FUCKINT BEATING IN HEAVEN OH MY-

Barty crouch jr *looking down* : Reggie please don't kill me

Sirius *still yelling at james from the grave* : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU GO AND DIE ON ME THEN NEXT I FIND OUT YOU KISSED MY PERFECTLY INNOCENT LITTLE BROTHER-

Barty Crouch Jr: I mean- he was a death eater not exactly innocent-

Sirius: oh shut up will you I'm having a bad day

Barty Crouch Jr: well what do you fucking expect this is azkaban

Sirius: doesn't mean you have the right to make it worse.

Barty Crouch Jr: well I mean he did betray the dark lord so there's that-

Sirius: WHAT

Barty Crouch Jr: well duh you didn't know

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUH OF COURSE I DIDNT KNOW

Barty Crouch Jr: fucking stupid gryffindor, yk i got twelve Os on my NEWTS

Sirius: NOBODY CARES!!! ALSO I'M HAVING A CRISIS RIGHT NOW

[tinfoil-jones]

Tate Pines AU: Parenting Styles

Did Stan ever talk to Fiddleford after the truth was revealed? Yes, they had one direct conversation about it pre-Weirdmageddon, post-Ford return. It went exactly how you think it would go:

Fiddleford: I had to protect him from the portal! You didn't know how to prioritize his safety over your guilt, Stanley- for Gods sake, he committed sixteen felonies by the age of five!

Stan: First of all, they don't count as felonies because he was never caught. Second of all, it was nineteen if you count the different types of counterfeiting. Third, YOU want to call ME out on bad parenting, McGucket!? You literally started a cult!

[kindaorangey]

recently i've been thinking about rowan omondi in terms of the "supportive black best friend" trope. i've had this idea for a while that it would be interesting to see a story that deals specifically with the psychological effects of being the designated "support friend", especially in cases where that character addressing/expressing their own emotions and advocating for themself would be stigmatised because of their race... and obviously, rowan fits into this neatly, actively repressing and refusing to talk about his feelings because he isn't usually given this sort of support by his friends, it's usually him who's supporting them. and i guess on a metatextual level, once he begins to address his own emotional repression and step down from that support role, you could view it as him becoming cognisant of his own role as the "supportive black best friend".

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[robotpussy]

Theo Omambala as Maisie Blue in Siren Spirits: White Men Are Cracking Up (1994) dir. Ngozi Onwurah

[gmanmedias]

Francis Mosses (That’s Not My Neighbor) with just generally odd stims for @gmanwhore !

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[obligatoryjauneblog]

Mercury always knew he wasn't right in the head. His old man beat it into him that he wasn't like other boys, that he didn't deserve love or kindness and for a time he accepted that.

Until he met the blondie from JNPR.

The first time anyone ever shown him any kindness without some hidden motive was from the blonde and since then, Merc has been "observing" him.

He's memorized Jaune's class schedule, workout routine, when he goes to Vale, and especially with who.

His eyes went from the Arc scion to the others, Nikos, Ren, Valkyrie, Rose and the rest of RWBY. His eyes narrowed when he saw the glances Pyrrha gave Jaune or the ones Jaune gave to the Schnee. His anger peaked when he saw Nikos lay a hand on Jaune's forearm, one word coming to mind.

Mine.

[clus444]

Meph-fist these hoes!

Sylus x Reader

Kudos to this random gif i found.... anyways I wrote this because I wanted to laugh and it may be a little corny. Very short!

Warning: Talks of fisting, implied fisting, (consent is key yall!),slight crack?, Just be aware!!

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Birdman- I was thinking about yesterday.

Y/n- You, thinking? Let me go grab my bail money

Y/n-Jokes aside, it's not like you to not be direct

Birdman- I'm doing so for your sake....But now I'm not feeling nice.

Birdman- I wanna see how wide that pussy go.

Y/n- wat?

Birdman- I want to stick my hand up your pussy and make you cream.

Y/n- Read-

*Incoming Call*

I sigh as I answer the phone. "Sylus," I ask with hints of amusement in my tone. I let the water in the pot come to a boil before sprinkling some salt and olive oil in the water.

" Is it wrong to assume you're ignoring me?" His deep, husky voice seeps through the phone, down to my core. I can tell it's one of those late work nights, as I can hear the tiredness as well. I sigh heavily into the phone.

I clear my throat before speaking," Sometimes I wonder if your name truthfully sparks fear into people's hearts." A deep chuckle fills the phone speaker. I hear rustling in the background before a door closes loudly. "Are you-," as Ibegin to speak he cuts me off.

"I heard your heart speed up at the mention of my little experiment. I'm also willing to bet when I get home, you'll be naked and kneeling. Won't you princess," the call ends with a beep.

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This is my placeholder until I make my Simon date fic. Im lowkey back yall.

Masterlist

[hellishgayliath]

Helli hellooooo

I’ve been seeing you like Mel quite a lot 👀👀

Hard agree with you

Personally I am quite smittened by her mother Ambessa LMAO

ALSO I JUST SAY YOUR NEW HEADER AND IT MADE ME CRYYYYYY HELLIIIII

I’m gonna explode again

LISTEN-

[moonyfr]

What if Wally named Sirius "Sirius" because she wanted to have a serious respectable heir and figured if she named him Sirius he had to be serious and then he turned out to be anything but