#black dont crack

[scorpionextdooor]

[livelyvivian]

[lokh]

so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.

i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)

on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple

i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard

trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme

[surelysilly]

stealing company secrets that turn out to be a kid(?) in honor of ur besties' memories is just the thing to do (raising said kid is just... consequences of your actions maybe)

[loz-tearsofahomo]

Sirius & Barty bored in azkaban

Sirius: bart

Barty Crouch Jr: ...

Sirius: pssst barty

Barty Crouch Jr: ...

Sirius: BARTEMIUS CROUCH JUNIO-

Barty Crouch Jr: WHAT.

Sirius: Truth or Dare

Barty Crouch Jr: cant bloody do dares in here can we?

Sirius: TRUTH or DARE

Barty Crouch Jr: only if I can ask first-

Sirius: no-

Barty Crouch Jr: yes-

Sirius: -fine

Barty Crouch Jr: Truth or Dare

Sirius *rolling his eyes*: truth

Barty Crouch Jr: did you and that lupin kid ever get round to fucking

Sirius: ...

Sirius: How the fuck did you know that-

Barty Crouch Jr: My gaydar never lies-

Sirius: your WHAT

Barty Crouch Jr: -the horny levels were through the roof-

Sirius: OKAYMYTURN

Barty Crouch Jr: -I mean really it was obvious

Sirius: are you fucking done now

Barty Crouch Jr: right, truth

Sirius: You didn't even let me ask

Barty Crouch Jr: This might surprise you pretty boy but I don't actually care.

Sirius: ugh whatever

Sirius: ...

Sirius: Who was Reg's most surprising kiss

Barty Crouch Jr: ooo hoo hoo

Sirius: what

Barty Crouch Jr: Oh get fucking ready for this, god Reg is gonna murder me from the grave

Sirius: well it couldn't have been that bad-

Barty Crouch Jr: It was potter.

Sirius: haha funny joke now cmon-

Barty Crouch Jr: I'm not joking.

Sirius: ...

Sirius: ...

Sirius *looking up* : JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER SO HELP ME GOD YOU ARE GETTING A FUCKINT BEATING IN HEAVEN OH MY-

Barty crouch jr *looking down* : Reggie please don't kill me

Sirius *still yelling at james from the grave* : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU GO AND DIE ON ME THEN NEXT I FIND OUT YOU KISSED MY PERFECTLY INNOCENT LITTLE BROTHER-

Barty Crouch Jr: I mean- he was a death eater not exactly innocent-

Sirius: oh shut up will you I'm having a bad day

Barty Crouch Jr: well what do you fucking expect this is azkaban

Sirius: doesn't mean you have the right to make it worse.

Barty Crouch Jr: well I mean he did betray the dark lord so there's that-

Sirius: WHAT

Barty Crouch Jr: well duh you didn't know

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUH OF COURSE I DIDNT KNOW

Barty Crouch Jr: fucking stupid gryffindor, yk i got twelve Os on my NEWTS

Sirius: NOBODY CARES!!! ALSO I'M HAVING A CRISIS RIGHT NOW

[muxas-world]

Are we sure back letters bezz was real or it was just the friends we make in the way ...

[tinfoil-jones]

Tate Pines AU: Parenting Styles

Did Stan ever talk to Fiddleford after the truth was revealed? Yes, they had one direct conversation about it pre-Weirdmageddon, post-Ford return. It went exactly how you think it would go:

Fiddleford: I had to protect him from the portal! You didn't know how to prioritize his safety over your guilt, Stanley- for Gods sake, he committed sixteen felonies by the age of five!

Stan: First of all, they don't count as felonies because he was never caught. Second of all, it was nineteen if you count the different types of counterfeiting. Third, YOU want to call ME out on bad parenting, McGucket!? You literally started a cult!

[scorpionextdooor]

[yuridovewing]

tbh while i get the frustration at not getting a genuine chimera cat, i don't really fault the erins for assuming that a split face tortie was enough to imply it? that's mostly what comes up on google when you look up what a chimera cat is and we all know that's the most research that they do.

like.... yeahhhh they could do better than that but it's not the end of the world to me yknow? im just glad we have such an indulgent character at all. moonpaw's design wouldve sent 2010s wc fans into a rage and something abt that is charming to me

[kindaorangey]

recently i've been thinking about rowan omondi in terms of the "supportive black best friend" trope. i've had this idea for a while that it would be interesting to see a story that deals specifically with the psychological effects of being the designated "support friend", especially in cases where that character addressing/expressing their own emotions and advocating for themself would be stigmatised because of their race... and obviously, rowan fits into this neatly, actively repressing and refusing to talk about his feelings because he isn't usually given this sort of support by his friends, it's usually him who's supporting them. and i guess on a metatextual level, once he begins to address his own emotional repression and step down from that support role, you could view it as him becoming cognisant of his own role as the "supportive black best friend".

[robotpussy]

Theo Omambala as Maisie Blue in Siren Spirits: White Men Are Cracking Up (1994) dir. Ngozi Onwurah

[remusbuzzcutt]

sirius didn’t know why he chose to go on with astronomy throughout hogwarts. maybe he wanted to feel some sort of connection to his childhood or even himself/his namesake, but he never actually felt that connection. after a while, he considered dropping the subject in trade for one that felt easier such as muggle studies, but then someone caught his attention.

xenophilius always had a passion for the stars and the universe beyond earth’s territory. sirius saw him as a spacey, sort of esoteric, guy who tended to keep to himself. sirius found the other boy’s presence beyond intriguing and that was frankly the sole reason he hadn’t yet dropped the class. did he want to be friends with xeno? he didn’t think so. all sirius knew was that he wanted to know xeno or be some sort of acquaintance.

as time went on, they became just that; acquaintances. nothing more than exchanged comments or a brief snigger. xeno’s crude, potentially bordering on out-of-pocket, humour was perfect for sirius.

my vision??

[gmanmedias]

Francis Mosses (That’s Not My Neighbor) with just generally odd stims for @gmanwhore !

👁️ 👁️ 👁️

🥛 🥛 🥛

👁️ 👁️ 👁️

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Mercury always knew he wasn't right in the head. His old man beat it into him that he wasn't like other boys, that he didn't deserve love or kindness and for a time he accepted that.

Until he met the blondie from JNPR.

The first time anyone ever shown him any kindness without some hidden motive was from the blonde and since then, Merc has been "observing" him.

He's memorized Jaune's class schedule, workout routine, when he goes to Vale, and especially with who.

His eyes went from the Arc scion to the others, Nikos, Ren, Valkyrie, Rose and the rest of RWBY. His eyes narrowed when he saw the glances Pyrrha gave Jaune or the ones Jaune gave to the Schnee. His anger peaked when he saw Nikos lay a hand on Jaune's forearm, one word coming to mind.

Mine.

[clus444]

Meph-fist these hoes!

Sylus x Reader

Kudos to this random gif i found.... anyways I wrote this because I wanted to laugh and it may be a little corny. Very short!

Warning: Talks of fisting, implied fisting, (consent is key yall!),slight crack?, Just be aware!!

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Birdman- I was thinking about yesterday.

Y/n- You, thinking? Let me go grab my bail money

Y/n-Jokes aside, it's not like you to not be direct

Birdman- I'm doing so for your sake....But now I'm not feeling nice.

Birdman- I wanna see how wide that pussy go.

Y/n- wat?

Birdman- I want to stick my hand up your pussy and make you cream.

Y/n- Read-

*Incoming Call*

I sigh as I answer the phone. "Sylus," I ask with hints of amusement in my tone. I let the water in the pot come to a boil before sprinkling some salt and olive oil in the water.

" Is it wrong to assume you're ignoring me?" His deep, husky voice seeps through the phone, down to my core. I can tell it's one of those late work nights, as I can hear the tiredness as well. I sigh heavily into the phone.

I clear my throat before speaking," Sometimes I wonder if your name truthfully sparks fear into people's hearts." A deep chuckle fills the phone speaker. I hear rustling in the background before a door closes loudly. "Are you-," as Ibegin to speak he cuts me off.

"I heard your heart speed up at the mention of my little experiment. I'm also willing to bet when I get home, you'll be naked and kneeling. Won't you princess," the call ends with a beep.

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This is my placeholder until I make my Simon date fic. Im lowkey back yall.

Masterlist

[sentient-block-of-cheese]

I don’t want to read Zosan

(≧∀≦) But the 💚𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼💛 in me wants the Zosan

I dont wanna like Zosan I don’t ship Zosan

But the 💚𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼💛 the d̷̢̤̣̮̰͈̅͆̚ͅe̷̡̧̗̲̲̫͔̫͇̊͂̀̋m̶̬̥̤͝o̶̡͖͓͇̭̟̟̦̫̚n̶̨̨̹͕̯͓͈̘͔̾̾̓̓͊͝ in me it loves the Zosan 🍙