#bizarre smp

[yuridemon]

take 2 sorry i got embarassed the first time hello vros i miss bizarre

[chloeplayz]

“The ringmaster gone mad.”

“For you are the decaying society,

And me, a hare with a tiger’s mask.

So tell me, ringmaster, tell me,

Tell me to control my wrath.”

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Tango is actually SOOOOOO lucky his task was to follow around the one guy who was behaving so bizarrely everyone was so preoccupied with trying to figure out what was going on with him that they didn't even notice Tango mimicking his every move

[xuxudio]

I would say I've been getting into Lifesteal recently (I have, a little bit) but gonna be real it's mostly only these 2..... [more sketches under cut vvv]

[theminecraftbee]

i feel like the clockers dynamic can be summarized by pointing out that cleo and scar ran around getting alliances, including one with TIES, but couldn't get the alliance to stick without going 'yeah okay if skizz can't control himself he can kill bdubs'. then they go home, explain that they have a new alliance to bdubs, and bdubs loudly goes "YOU GUYS CAN ALLY WITH THEM I'M NOT", to which scar goes "oh thank god because i threw you under the bus". everyone is perfectly fine with this. this is simply expected behavior. i love them,

[girlboydoppio]

i will live my truth

[nerdycolorcupcake]

Glad that you asked! You see, I always liked the idea that Dream XD is not a benevolent kind of god, more like a demon if anything (hence why it's mostly known as a dreamon)

So what would happen if a sad lonely fox decide to make a deal with said god because he looked like his ex fiance?

Why, he'll get their undying devotion of course

But with a prize

His soul would be constantly munched upon, not completely though

Fundy can never die, so he can feed from them forever :) (that's why Fundy wasn't afraid of dream's sword, it would be useless)

And go into dates through their neverending nightmares

I also made mentions of that Headcannon idea in this and this old posts

The thing is, in my au Fundy eventually get together with Dream again, and both being married, and dating George as well (who is not into marriage)

So Dream XD decided to capitalize on that and make another deal with Fundy

Keep their precious family alive and well, in exchange of his and George's souls

Which sadly, they accepted

@thenaiads

[solarsonsmp]

The Torch

symbolises motivation, ideals, light, Learning, purpose, clarity, freedom and luck.

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Heroes of the Torch are The Dreamers, Ones of Light, Ones of Day, The Shining Ones or The One of Gambit They glitter gold dust as they walk with Lore Armour

Observer Haki

you have glow on everything within a 30 block bubble of yourself

Sunlight Yellow Overdrive

when below 20% health, gain immunities to most negative effects (burning, poison and weakness) and give you strength II and fire aspect punches

Holy Knight

attack damage and speed double when defending allies

Destiny Child

The Hero has become something entirely new. They are the central pillar, the point that things revolve around. They’re special. Their presence alone could turn the tide of a battle and their name or visage would hold serious weight, a living legend. They don’t have the title of legend or divine or sublime they are it. you get a special weapon after sleep at level 100

Sun Paper- 3 Pieces of paper that mix between different Lore Weapons and effects being 90 different outcome

given to Jesters, Jacks, Servants, Merchants and Oracles

Sparkalibur- The Holy Sword of Captain Sparkle's and only drawn from the ones that sleep in the Mine's for 5 long night if has 19+ without enchantments and is a unbreakable Golden Sword that creates light if held and the sword will kill the unworthy

given to Striders, Kings, Knights and Doges

Prism of Light-giving the user the ability to shoot a laser of rainbow doing the same damage as a there experience level

given Wizard, Witch and Cleric

Challenge from the Gods: Here comes the Sun You

need to kill the Wither King in the nether with a Iron Sword that you used to save a village from a Raid and write about your journey

Quest of Knights, Doges, Servants and Striders

Challenge from the Gods: Paperback Writer

You need to find the Bastion Remnant collect 5 gold blocks at the Bastion Remnant and write about your journey than bring it back to the Lapis Library

Quesr of Wizard, Cleric, Jesters, Merchants and Oracles

Challenge from the Gods: Sun King

Become Experience level 1000, after that become the riches in the server with 200,000 emerald block in your inventory, become the most famous by killing 1 king and writing about your stories and become the most powerful with the Orphan Slayer after beating the Blood God

Quest of a King, a Queen and Jacks

[evergreenperi]

I think imma do some self-indulgent artwork this week because there's some songs I'm listening to recently and they're giving me so much inspiration to draw based on the lyrics :]

There's also a few art pieces I need to finish I realise so for the next 2 days imma be working on them the most.

Btw I hope you're all liking the JJBA art I've been doing, I made them back in June for a 30 day challenge, also I'm glad to see that the [REDACTED] SMP fandom likes what I've been making so far, I'm currently in the process of drawing all the members rn hehehe :3

Anyway, I suppose this is becoming a general update post so what else can I say..... I've got a huge pokemon hyperfixation again so I've been playing Pokemon Go a ton, maybe ill make some pokemon art...

Ah I know! On Twitter (I refuse to call it anything else, I'm not sorry if anyone gets upset with that) I'm doing a colour wheel challenge so go check that out maybe, if you don't wanna go there then reply here, the current colour is red :)

Link to the twitter post is here:

Thanks for reading this post if you did, have a wonderful rest of your day 💜💛

[chryza]

Limited life thus far has just been watching Scott and Pearl and Cleo’s perspectives and being like :( why are they separated :((((

[shumistar]

*looks in the drafts* sure, I'll post that

This is lifesteal to me

[blocksruinedme]

(this is sausage, he did a flower husbands sign earlier)

One of *those* Jimmy/Martyn/Oli/Sausage streams

I've been in and out, Jimmy might have told a story trying to ask Oli out for coffee? I've been in and out and confused Also Martyn was asked who his favorite guy was and said Ren. At this point he's just TROLLING.

https://www.youtube.com/live/vczD-188tCY?si=EVPJ4OmIwJX4-yoM

[conarcoin]

just a reminder that fandom does not end when canon is over. the dream smp fandom is alive and well. there were 2.6k dsmp fics posted to ao3 last month. tons of fandoms continue long after their canon has finished. you do not have to leave and find something to replace it.

i still see a lot of this sentiment on here and other fan spaces and it's so bizarre to me... you guys know fandoms don't have to be something you just consume and move on to the next one, right?

[favcharacterpoll]

ROUND 6 MATCH 3: CECIL VS. C!WILBUR

Cecil Palmer from Welcome to Night Vale faces c!Wilbur from the dsmp. @10piecechickenmcnugget get over here sage

Cecil Propaganda:

"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."

"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"

"this is the website Night Vale built!"

c!Wilbur Propaganda:

"Accurate depiction of mental health and spiral, handled delicately and deliberately, every piece of his story was thought and planned and in the end he went home to Utah. Thank you lord."

"Please don’t let the name dream smp effect how you feel about this submission, this character is completely unrelated to dream and I’m pretty sure the person who played him has nothing to do with dream anymore. This man single handedly got me through a horrible patch filled with extreme paranoia by also being extremely paranoid. Genuinely really helped me feel seen and I coped a lot by getting invested in this character. I almost cried when he died :("

"He’s so fucking stupid. I could infodump for hours this man transed my gender. Everything has gone wrong in his life. He’s the definition of a bisexual disaster."

"I didn’t fail 10th grade math bc I was thinking about c!wilbur for him to lose round one"

"I mean look at him!! his Minecraft skin is adorable!!!"

"if you people vote for cwilbur i'll draw him in a bikini."

"A VOTE FOR C!WILBUR IS A VOTE FOR GIRLBOYS EVERYWHERE"

"i should not have underestimated minecraft fans they came together"

"Season 1 changed me. I didn’t know minecraft videos could have good acting, dramatic plots, etc. Wilbur was one of the best there. His plot was so interesting with the L’Manburg and the unfinished symphony arcs. He was funny, dramatic, sad… I fondly remember my dsmp days (though I only saw up to like part of Tommy’s exile)"

[bleue-flora]

huh… how wild. I have so many questions like did someone do a mushroom prank or something that started it or just started a farm that spread with help from the endermen and perfect growing conditions… what’s weird is how it doesn’t really show up in the streams…

https://www.tumblr.com/apollos-boyfriend/767089840496017408/fun-fact-theres-a-pretty-sizable-area-under-the

Do the mushrooms lead anywhere? Fundy’s old base? George’s?

honestly, it's impossible to tell if they lead anywhere because they are everywhere. they've spread so much that whatever the origin point was has become indistinguishable from any other part.

like this isn't even 1/10 of it. i'd go as far to say as not even 1/100. from the ones i could find, they range from -224 to -590 on the z axis alone. from y 63 to y 10. it's genuinely haunting to realize just how much is mushroom.