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Its come to my attention that not everyone has read this old ass story of mine. So I am reblogging for visibility.
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This story takes place in the same universe as Bitter Lemons Make.
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The Glass Coffin Mocktail! In honor of my most beloved and favorite Saw trap 5ever :)
#my recipe#Okay so some tips is the lemon juice will taste less artificial if it is freshly squeezed#But thematically I think the artificial is better and I personally like it more#Sugared rim is optional but fun to sugar a rim you just get the glass wet and turn it around upside down in a little dish of sugad#Sugar but I’m not retyping that#Simple syrup is 1 part water 1 part sugar just boiled together in a pot#Club soda and tonic water are BASICALLY the same. Club soda is more sweet and tonic water is more bitter#They can be used interchangeably most of the time. This is one of those times#If you want to make it a COCKTAIL and not a mocktail it’s pretty much a lemon drop with extra steps so just go with vodka#This recipe image has less flair to it because this is a less. Well the flair is in the drink itself#I’m tagging this as#saw v#but that’s it for theming related tags#The grenadine is the blood going on the glass btw (the glass is the clear liquid base)
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#this poll brought to you by a reddit thread i stumbled upon complaining that it’s INSANELY SOUR (and in some cases: bitter???)#sure it’s tangy but do these people not eat citrus? do they not eat sourdough bread? do they not eat pickles?#like it’s fine if it’s not someone’s thing i was just baffled by people acting like it might as well be lemon juice#and also baffled re: the point of the thread which was basically ‘please tell me how to make it not disgusting’#i mean if you hate it just don’t eat it bro we’re not catholic here#polls#my posts
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I feel like Vincent would wear shirts from the brand "Affliction Clothing". Idk if you've ever heard of them but the name alone kinda fits his vibe.
Vincent is a simple man. If sees an edgy pattern of a tortured skeleton, he wants to wear it.
He feels a little handsome in them. And SUPER INTIMIDATING HAHAHA BASK IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR NEW LORD
#vincenttag#Ever since Vincent learned how to make his own freezerpops he's never let go of them#This one is pure lemon juice.#It's tragically bitter.#Vincent doesn't really know how to smile all that well. Looks more like a grimace at this point#Other juicepop faves were: Grapefruit (obvi). Ketchup just because. Chicken broth. Half a container of chocolate syrup. And soda.#Vanillin makes him want to yack and most icies are just... ugh. too sweet. Drowns the palate.#You can never get too much sour though. Unless your mouth starts bleeding then thats just an inconvenience with the trade#Sonia has a huge sweet tooth but cant metabolize all of it too well so she was raised sugar free for her career#she envies vincents superhuman metabolism because he clearly isnt using it for what really matters#whereas his metabolism is waaaay too strong and he has to eat 4-8k in calories depending on how active his flights are to maintain weight#ark_systema
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I changed the smokey special drinky drink a bit 🤏 but instead of actually altering anything I just went from the juice of a lemon wedge to half a large lemon 🍋
#smokey talks#everything else is still the same tho#1 part lemon juice (half a lemon) 2 parts blueberry pomegranate juice#then 1 half to 1 part lime juice + slap a mint sprig#then top up with sparkling water over ice#its the best refresher out there........#also u can make it fancier by adding flavored bitters and a splash of tonic water#it tastes great on its own but if ur looking for a kick add wildwoods vodka#they have like a toooon of fruit crushed into their vodka. i recommend the huckleberry one#either that or any unflavored vodka. i dont like flavored vodka but wildwood is just fruit + vodka
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kill yourself
i want to have a passionate gay affair with you in which our lives become incorrigibly and irreparably intertwined and then marry your mother to leave you desolate bitter and alone forever xx
#mind you you've already got the bitter part down#suck a lemon loverboy#lovergirl?#loverenby?#whoever you are <3#anonymous asks#tw kys mention#it's honestly embarrassing#my deepest apologies#i didn't mean to offend the shakespeare of our time#do get back to me when you've found the braincells needed to expand your evidently deplorable vernacular#it will make the whispered confessions throughout our forbidden gay affair far more interesting#(the gay aspect is there in spirit regardless of your gender)#(come be toxic yuri with me before i leave you for your mom)#answered asks
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Feeling decadent (reading fanfic while sipping very icy lemon juice with A STRAW after a hot shower)
#peak self indulgence#i don't need much to feel happy#random ramble#the best rhing about making my own lemon juice is that i know EXACTLY how i like it#two squeezed lemons. a scoop of sugar (better with brown sugar for that sugar cane flavor but white does it nicely too)#mix. very important to mix before adding the water#fill half the cup with cold water and mix again#now you fill that bad boy with ice cubs TO THE BRIM. but as many ice b#cubs as that BIG glass can handel#if the proportions are right you will have in your hands a super icy perfectly bitter perfectly acid lemon juice with just that hint#of sugar on the end#BUT MOST IMPORTANT ATTENTION TO THIS BIT: you will drink it slowly. you will savor this fucking lemon juice#yk those ice cubes? they will melt and will keep it very nice and icy for you#can you tell that lemon juice is one of my favourites? LMAO#but being perfectly honest with u here#it's more about the ritual than the drink per se.#tho it's perfect. to me
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Swifties calling other people c*nt for calling out their spamming in polls tag.
Also Swifties: they're bullying us 😩
#polls#no one called you c words yet y'all had the audacity to call others that#too much squeezing the lemon makes it bitter#stop spamming the polls tag and let people enjoy things#man I've blocked so many tswift blogs yet they keep coming#Tumblr polls
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fizzy fruity cocktail butch and her pint of lager femme gf
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I am expecting Jon to betray/kill? a tyrant like Dany but also get the girl Sansa. That means the author will let him have the moral high ground for his actions and still be rewarded with a marriage. The hero gets to marry a beautiful princess. Essentially, he gets to have his cake and eat it too. A bittersweet cake. The bitter part comes from Dany while the sweet part Sansa.
#jonsa#Something something about lemon cakes#lemons are needed to make Sansa's fave#Jon will plant lemon trees#that dany refuses to plant#Something bitter an make it sweet#Idk man
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it's almost 2am, i made tea for my mum and for myself, so it's best time to ask
what tea you guys like?
#i like just regular black tea#black tea with mint#lemons are make my sweet hard tea bitter and less hard#but i can drink it without the lemon peel#also i like raspberry tea. it's sour and pink!#there's also selling some kind of green ice tea with lemon i like this one#and one of my favorites ofc is peach lipton ice tea#it tastes like something gay#peach lipton and raspberry-coconut candies (in chocolate) are literally the gayest combinations of something i ever ate
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Thank you so much for sharing your Tom Kazansky and related playlists because I’m obsessed with them and how perfectly the songs fit. Yesterday I cried on a plane to When All is Said and Done
uncritical support for abba and mamma mia! for providing me the perfect song with which to end my top gun fanfic series called “easier done than said”
#in our lives we have walked some strange and lonely treks….#slightly worn and dignified but NOT too old for sex…#clear headed & open eyed but nothing left untried!#standing calmly at the crossroads NO DESIRE TO RUN#there’s no hurry anymore when all is said and done ❤️#I keep forgetting to update the playlist list but if u want songs for the slider one shot#u basically only need 2: ‘pancho & lefty’ by willie nelson when slider finds out about ice & mav#where ice is pancho and slider is lefty#and ‘lemon boy’ by cavetown when mav is explaining his relationship with ice to slider#‘it’s actually pretty easy to be nice to a bitter boy like him cause we’re the bitterest boys in town’ etc.#the playlist itself should be updated on spotify#and i swear to fucking christ when i make a masterpost i will be unstoppable#thx for the ask <3 i too have cried on a plane about tom iceman Kazansky
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randomly stumbled upon a vid of these women who make state fair lemonade (like they own a food truck type thing) and like allllll the comments are people questioning their process and methods of basic shit anyone who has been to a state fair already knows. like theyre doing it fine stfu 💀 wdym theres not enough lemons to water ratio? why would u wanna drink half a quart of pure lemon juice? wdym use powder sugar instead so it "mixes" better are yall fucking stupid???
#'wouldn't the peel make it bitter“ HOW DUMB R U HAVE U NEVER HAD FRESH LEMONADE THE SUGAR LITERALLY COVERS IT#people keep asking if they wash the lemons why are yall asking such dumb questions
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everyone hi hello if the weather has gotten hot where you live please do yourself a favour and make yourself an iced tea for tomorrow <3 put a teabag or two (i use one teabag for milk tea, two for sweet tea) in two cups of cold water and put it in the fridge overnight :3 you will have iced tea ready for you in the morning 💖
#also! pls do not be worried abt it getting bitter from steeping for hours in the fridge!! since the water is cold it doesn’t release#any bitterness from the leaves c:#i do this everyday when the weather gets hot & it really is so refreshing#you can do it with any kind of tea btw!!! i do think black teas are better overnight and herbal or green teas just need a few hours <3#i usually do black teas for ~12 hours and other teas for half that!!! pls do go forth and make yourself some refreshments 💖💖💖#OH and of course sweeten with whatever you want :3 i use sugar in both and put lemon in for sweet tea!! honey is fine as well but i find it#takes quite a while to dissolve :o#🎆.txt
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Girl help I just spent most of my shift writing a synopsis for a fic inserting an OC for a completely different project idea into a Bullet Train fic ;_;
#bullet train#and yes it’s because I’m obsessed with what her dynamic with Tangerine would look like#and YES I made her an assassin in this in a way that makes sense even though she’s originally a pacifist#she’s kind of a combination of OCs in this one ngl but tangerine has given me brain worms and I could see this being her story if she was#even more bitter about her past#tldr I wanted an excuse to write about#tangerine bullet train#lemon bullet train#is also along for the ride!!!#also the titles for each half of the story are from similar lines in the different versions of family tree by Ethel Cain oops
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This soup was almost a disaster: in the broth, i used too many herbs, so it came out bitter. Thankfully, the chicken breasts I roasted saved it. I added a can of fire roasted tomatoes to help take the edge off a little more. Only needed a 1/3 cup of pre-made stuff.
#i roasted the breasts with lemon#tangy mellowed the bitter#without negating the spice from the jalapeños#cooking again#i bought more groceries than i have in a couple months#im making a chuckroast tommorrow for famiwy
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