#biting and chewing and eating the drywall

[kurokoros]

Since you want to scream....

I would LOVE to hear about the ghost hunting au and the bnha au

!!!

Okay, so the ghost hunting au is hard to describe, because it's not really about ghost hunting in the traditional sense lmao it's not going to be a Buzzfeed Unsolved-esque AU (though a BU style fic staring Kuroo (Shane) and Oikawa (Ryan) would be hysterical to me) ANYWAY

the premise of the fic is that the MC, who has been able to see absolutely horrific ghosts since she was young, rescues a stray cat from her elderly and superstitious neighbor. only, the cat isn't a cat, it's a bakeneko (Kuroo) who decides to stick around after a series of grizzly murders in the area. Oikawa and Iwaizumi also appear as an onmyoji and inugami exorcist duo. I don't have a super solid plot for this au yet, but I'm really excited to start playing around with it!

the BNHA!au is loosely tied to a one-shot I wrote for kinktober back in... 2020??? that involved Kuroo being a villain and the MC/reader being a quirkless woman working at Daichi's hero agency. this long one-shot is more or less an expansion of their story and complicated romance while also diving into why Kuroo is a villain.

[mephistopheles]

kirk/spock is so special because spock is so loved. he is an outsider in so many ways but he is so absolutely transcendentally loved by kirk. and kirk never asks spock to love him in kirks way. spock loving him in spocks way is always enough

[spankuro]

Gaalee au: 🥰

Gaalee au were shukaku is some kinda fucked up cat with anger issues and shits in kankuros shoes: 😍😘💋💋♥️♥️♥️♥️🫰🥰

[nikkashidashipper]

house md s4ep12 im losing my entire fucking mind

[undermine-the-instinct]

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[yansurnummu]

The Origins of Arcanist Drals

“Are you happy, Dralvayn?”

What an inane, trifling, irrelevant question. Happy. Why would he be happy? What did it matter if he was happy? His happiness had nothing to do with anything.

Dralvayn grimaced, carelessly tossing the book he had been trying to read to the side of his desk. The sound echoed sharply around the now-empty study of his fungal tower.

It wasn’t as if she cared, anyhow; she was merely making petty remarks at the expense of his misery in order to cope with her own emotional poverty.

He pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers. He was fearful, after everything, that his mother may have been correct – romance among Telvanni mages was ill-advised at the best of times. Shelreni was becoming increasingly more difficult to work with, nevermind the more private aspects (or lack thereof) of their relationship.

A frown fell over his face as he picked up his spell tome. Black leather and silver. It was an old thing; a gift from her, long ago, when their love was young and naive. When still there was love to speak of.

They had studied together as young apprentices. They had laughed together. Conspired together. Clawed their way up together. She was ambitious, forceful, insatiable in her hunger for power, and he became swept along in her wake. Holding the spell tome in his hands, it felt so far away now.

He supposed, at first, it was perhaps her ambition that attracted him. Now, however, she was becoming a liability.

Behind him, he felt the hum and flutter of displaced air characteristic of levitation. He could only sigh, still riding the irritation of their last argument.

“Not now, dear, I’m working—”

Flash. 

Burning, scorching, searing pain. 

Black. Falling. Dead?

Petrichor. Parchment. Not falling, but floating. Dead?

Sea. Not water, thicker than water. Need to breathe. Not dead, very much not dead.

Gasping for breath as he dragged his body to what felt like a shore, panic and survival instinct taking over. 

For a moment, he could only lie there blindly and catch his breath, vaguely aware of viscous mud beneath him and the damnable spell tome still in his grasp. Now afforded a moment to process, the pain across half of his body and face finally began to register.

He soon devolved into cursing, hauling himself into sitting, throwing obscenities into the air around him. He was no longer in his tower, he knew, or surely she would have finished the damned job.

What in Oblivion just happened? Where was he? Where was Shelreni?

Frustrated, he wiped sticky black liquid away from his face. Only one eye could be commanded to open, as he looked up and saw a thousand more staring back at him, his field of vision a sea of ink and tentacles and sickly green.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake!”

[captain-mj]

Are we gonna get a part four for love potion pretty please I‘m eating drywall right now

Of course!!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Soap went into the woods that night with Ghost to search for the beast. Well, that’s why Ghost invited him. He was collecting some of the ingredients for Roach. And then he did it the next night. And the next. Eventually, it had been two full cycles of the moon. 

Ghost had become slightly more lax around him. Not much, but if his armor exposed some of his skin or he just didn’t know what to say, he let Soap know. He joked with Soap. Soap was pretty sure he smiled at him. He swore he heard it in his voice. 

Right now, Ghost casually took off his mask. This far away from his beloveds, his eyes were normal. His hair had been cut a bit shorter since they had last talked. Soap wanted to draw him. Or kiss his freckles. Or both. “Hungry?” 

If he had less of a filter, he would’ve said yes, for him. The time together did not do him any favors. Instead of finding flaws with him, something to convince him that his crush is stupid. All it did was make him want him more and more. Sometimes all he wanted was to press his face against Ghost’s neck. 

If he was honest, with all of his spare time being used for Roach as well, he had a similar feeling. He wanted to press against him, kiss him breathless.

It was a good thing neither wanted him as it would impossible to ever choose. 

Soap nodded. “I could eat.” He pulled his bag out and sat down to lean against a tree. He expected Ghost to pick a different tree to sit at but instead, he sat right next to Soap, thighs almost pressed together. “We do this for how long, sir? Won’t Lord Roba miss you?”

“He’s found his time with me.” Ghost sighed. “Always does.” He stole a piece of the goat cheese Soap had and popped it in his mouth. 

Soap watched him, fascinated with how his teeth chewed through things. He took a piece of the fruit Ghost had and ate it quietly. 

Memories faded. That was part of the passage of time. But that night had been sealed into his brain. Ghost in the throes of pleasure, head tilted back, mouth open. Soap knew he could do better than them. With no spell, he was sure he could do better by Ghost. 

Maybe it was a bit of a wicked thought.. Especially with what he knew Ghost went through. But God that did not help his feelings for him. He wanted to kiss him desperately. To touch him. Run his fingers through his hair. Press against him. 

“Finds time?”

“In the morning. Today he decided to get my time before I left.” 

Soap glanced at him, biting his jealous back. Now that he pointed it out, Soap could see the bites right at the edge of his collar. “Hmm. And when do you sleep?”

Ghost laughed. “I don’t sleep.”

“Elf thing?”

“Ghost thing. Never slept well. Especially not now a days.” Ghost closed his eyes. 

“Did they do something that hurts?”

Ghost paused and glanced at him. “Why do you care?”

“I want to know if you’re hurt.” Soap answered honestly. 

He seemed to accept that answer as he nodded and looked away again. “Some cuts on my thighs. I can move just fine. My fault?”

“How was it your fault?”

Ghost finished his food and sighed. He glanced at him. “Haven’t found the thing yet. They’re punishing me until I find it.” 

Soap nodded. “We’ll find it.” Or he’d die trying. He hated the idea of Ghost being punished for the crime of not being able to track a creature that might not even exist. 

Ghost sighed. “I hope we don’t. I can take it. It’s just a creature following it’s nature. Doesn’t deserve to die for that. I’m used to being hurt.”

“You joked about eating it.”

“I’ll make the most of it if we do. I won’t hesitate to kill it. But… I don’t want to. I stopped wanting to hurt anyone a long time ago.” Ghost smiled and closed his eyes. 

Soap swallowed and chose to sit in silence with that. He looked at him, wanting to kiss him. 

Simon looked at him. Soap could feel the difference. Something changed from one second to another. “Johnny.”

“Simon, do you think if we were miles away, things would be different?”

“What do you mean?”

“If we were somewhere else, miles removed from everything, what would you do?” 

Ghost thought about it for a minute. “I’d go home to Roba and Pilar as soon as I could.” 

Soap felt his heart break. “Ah. I see. Let’s keep going.” 

Ghost nodded and got up, pulling his mask back on. 

The two of them ventured further out and Soap looked for the last two ingredients on his list. Something from Ghost and foxgloves. They had something to do with deception and the breaking of it. 

Soap had no clue how he was going to get something from Ghost. He did tell Ghost he was looking for foxglove. When asked why he’d need foxglove, he fumbled before just awkwardly explaining they were his favorite.

Ghost had stared at him for a minute before they continued through the night. As the moon started to set, Soap realized it was another night without the plant he needed and another day where Ghost would be punished for not finding this fucking thing. 

Soap sighed as they circled the entire town. “Guess we’ll have to call it a night, Simon.” He turned around and paused. 

Ghost had a bundle of foxglove out. “Here. I passed some earlier.” 

Soap swallowed and took it slowly. “Thank you.” 

Ghost nodded and left him alone there. Soap looked at the flowers in his hand and swallowed thickly. His hand came up slowly to touch the buds. 

It took him a long time to walk away from that spot as his head spun. But eventually he did. He went straight to Roach. 

Roach who beamed when he saw him. Roach who always let him stay longer than he needed to. 

Roach who took the foxglove and noticed an important detail. 

Ghost had used his handkerchief to hold the stems together. 

“Everything I need.”

[totallynotsloughjykk]

which oc is most likely to eat drywall :3

I'd say yue hua but li daiyu is funnier. he'd be tired as hell and go chew on his daily antidepressants only to realize he just took a bite of the hole in the wall

[aiobhlin]

Witness Chapter 11: The Argument

Are these annoying? I don't know tumblr etiquette. Anyway, I'm on a regular posting schedule now, so I'll probably start forgetting to make these posts. If you're reading, I hope you'll keep reading anyway.

Summary: Karen has a hard day at work, then decides she's a little done with Frank's bullshit.

Excerpt:

She was in her pajamas eating ice cream on the couch when Frank finally got home. He came in the back door of the house, probably because he’d had to park outside since his parking spot was full of insulation. 

“Hey, Frank,” she called out. 

“Hey, Karen.” He sounded distracted. 

“I left some dinner on the stove for you,” she said. Maybe he’d eat it, maybe he wouldn’t. Leftovers wouldn’t hurt either of them. 

“Thanks,” he said. She heard his boots thump on the floor, then he went off into the kitchen. A couple of minutes later she heard the microwave beep, and then he returned to the living room, carrying a bowl full of stir fry. 

“Thanks for cooking,” he said as he sat in the armchair. He shoveled a bite into his mouth, chewed once, then opened his mouth a little, breathing around food that was clearly too hot. 

“So, when are you going to be done with the spare room?” she asked carefully. 

Frank froze, clearly unprepared for the question, but then he went back to chewing. He swallowed, stabbing at his bowl to prepare his next bite. 

“I still have two rounds of insulation and some wiring to do, then I have to hang new drywall and paint it. Maybe three weeks?” 

“Frank, you’ve been working on this for months. What are you building in there? Why all the insulation?”

“You’re the investigative reporter, you haven’t figured it out yet?” He gave her a sidelong look with a crooked smile. 

[sw33t-oubliette]

BITING MY ARM CHEWING DRYWALL EATING GLASS BLOOD EVERYWEHRRE . ILL COME BACK JUST AS I LEFT I LOVE YOU . I WILL RETURN . I WILL RETURN . I WILL RETURN

[beveragelover]

i gotta rant abt this it’s driving me absolutely insane the self-infantilisation in the ed “recovery” community griiiiiiinds my fucking gears. like i understand so much the desire to be viewed as ill so that you are cared for etc and i have been guilty of this shit in the past. but every time a “recovery” account pops up on any social media it almost always contains sick pics, videos of crying over meals or videos of eating teeny tiny bites like a child, waaaaay too much information on how sick they were (here’s all the organs that i was told were shutting down! here’s how many times i was tubed! here’s how many times i almost died!), and “outfit pics” that are just poorly disguised body checks. and then they all DENY IT when it’s brought up. you knowwwwwww what you’re doing!!!! i KNOW you know what you’re doing!!!!! fucking stop it i am going to chew my way through the drywall in your bedrooms

[dokidokisadness]

MAI - biopet log 00x

[tw: emeto(brief mention), ED(pica) ]

Pet was found in a abandoned house, far away from it's owner. The owner claims it ran away, however some neighbors say they were last seen taking the pet somewhere and never returning with the animal.

The case was left without a real conclusion due to lack of proof.

Mai seems to lack cognitive development. Most likely a sign of neglect. It doesn't understand environment cues and doesn't seem interested in interaction with trainers or other pets.

We attempted calling it's name, making light noise such as clapping hands or whistling, it glances occasionally at us, but it's attention quickly drifts away and it ignores us for another long while...

In addition, Mai's relationship with food is beyond bad. It's hard to feed it. Pet is not interested in any of the usual meals assigned for it's species. Instead, it's been eating the walls, it's own nails and often chewing it's own hair. Truly a depressing sight, specially when it's so underweight.

it's hungry. we can see it, but it's rejecting everything, I don't think it even registers meat as food. Yesterday it was sick, an intoxication due to eating drywall and wall paint. The worst part was when we were about to clean the vomit, Mai was licking it off the floor. It wasn't easy to take him away from the waste, it was desperate. We assume that is how it's been surviving up until now.

Moreover, it's teeth are weakening due to the lack of stimuli, if it doesn't start to eat the correct meals, it won't ever really recover.

The other conditions in his file explain the rest of the unusual behavior. Mai wants to be left alone, and it is very clear about that. It's avoiding everyone and whenever someone gets to close, it thrashes around.

it was restless when it got here last week. Thought it's behavior os cyclical: it lays down and sleeps most of the time, when something approaches, it starts screaming, biting, kicking... When we keep getting closer it attacks directly. It bit me very deeply last time... But if we leave it, it cries itself to sleep. Such sleep that is often interrupted by sudden panicking.

Mai is completely unstable as it is. It needs a lot of work to recover, possibly recover... Otherwise, it might have to be put down.

[ignitingthesky]

ohhhh disco asks! 1, 5, 20, 25 :)

sdfghj it took a while (a month) but here it is

1. Who is your favourite underrated side character?

EGGHEAD!!! it's egghead I'm so delighted by his entire character. he's the party boy! I really loved the dialogue tree side quest. is he even underrated?

5. What is a popular fan interpretation that you don’t like?

immediate answer as we know is woobifying Jean at the expense of Harry, demonising Dora and Cunoesse. I feel like those are obvious enough so I'll answer with something more specific: I don't know why I see this one around so much in fics and art but... I am so annoyed by the portrayal of Jean as secretly sensitive or empathetic to the pain of others deep down or as being deeply wounded by how much he cares </3 that's not Jean who the hell is that? < bodysnatched by the horrors

20. What is your favourite piece of obscure Elysium lore?

Unsure if this is lore but I came across information the other day that the quote "Mankind, be vigilant; we loved you." might have been a reference to the quote attributed to Julius Fučík, an anti-Nazi Czech communist journalist.

25. What Disco Elysium related thing makes you want to chew drywall? (Positive or negative)

The fact that Harry had to relearn on speedrun that even if he seeks medical help nobody cares about his wellbeing, only whether he will do his job. This makes me not only want to chew drywall I also want to sharpen my teeth enough to bite through a ribcage and eat his heart (Gottlieb's).

ask game

[4kpestcontrol]

How Fast Can Pests Cause Damage? A Timeline of Pest Infestations

Pests are annoying, but that's about all they typically affect-it can be much more catastrophic if not detected early enough. Significant harm can be inflicted on your home, health, and property from pests, given the speed with which they can inflict it. Knowing the speed with which different pests destroy property is quite important so that action can be taken in time, making sure that homes are safe and free of any pest infestations. And the necessity of early interference could not be more true for the people of Newmarket. This article will further detail how fast pest infestation can take place, and how professional Pest Control Services in Newmarket can keep you ahead of these infestations.

Rodents (Mice and Rats) – Damage in Days to Weeks Rodents are one of the fastest pests to cause damage after entering your home. The rodent is notorious for being able to chew holes in anything – wood, insulation, wires, and even plastic. They often begin gnawing on electrical wires within days of entering a home, thus becoming a fire hazard. A small infestation of rodents can quickly become a serious issue if it is not addressed: rodents are prolific breeders. A single female mouse can produce 5 to 10 litters in a year, with each litter containing up to 12 offspring.

Rodent droppings and urine also carry diseases like Hantavirus and salmonella, posing a health threat to your family members. If rodents are seen, contacting Pest Control Services Newmarket immediately can prevent long-term damages in structural and health aspects.

Termites – Damage in Months to Years That's why they are often called the "silent destroyers." That is because they operate behind the scenes, quietly eating away parts of the foundation, walls, and wooden structures inside your house. Termites feed on cellulose found in wood, drywall, even furniture. In fact, actual damage may not become apparent for several months, which could be catastrophic if left unattended for years.

A termite colony devours part of the structure of a house in two to three years. It is essential to detect the activity earlier. Newmarket homeowners should schedule a yearly termite inspection as part of their pest control routine. Regular monitoring by Pest Control Services in Newmarket catches termite activity before it becomes an expensive repair.

Bed Bugs - Possible Health Problems and Property Damage Bed bugs are a species of parasitic insects that feed on human blood. Though they do not cause any structural damage to your house, their presence is something that will impact your well-being. The bites cause red itchy welts, and once the infestation is in full swing, it can even have an impact on sleep quality and overall mental health. The reproduction rate is extremely high: an adult female lays 200-500 eggs in her lifetime and these eggs hatch after 6-10 days.

Bed bugs do damage furniture, mattresses, and clothing. They excrete on the fabric, causing discolored stains. They are so diabolical to eradicate without expert help. In this case, if you notice something is amiss-these little bloodstains on your bedding or dark dots on your mattress-call for instant services by a Pest Control Service Newmarket for an efficient remedy to this nuisance and reduce the destruction of your stuff and distress your peace of mind.

Carpenter Ants – Structural Damage in Months Carpenter ants are wood-boring insects that tunnel into wooden parts of a building and establish their nests. Unlike termites, carpenter ants do not consume wood; they create tunnels as they carve into it. These tunnels weaken the home's structural integrity over time.

Although carpenter ants will take several months to do severe structural damage, the longer the infestation lasts, the costlier the fix will be. If you have noticed sawdust on your wooden beams or walls, or you hear faint rustling sounds behind the walls, you need to seek the assistance from Pest Control Services Newmarket to halt the damage before it becomes worse.

Cockroaches – Health Hazards in Weeks to Months Some breed very quickly and can spread diseases such as E. coli, salmonella, and asthma-inducing allergens. A small cockroach infestation turns into a major health risk in just a few weeks at most. The pests are also quite hardy and live in extreme conditions, which makes it tough to get rid of them without expert intervention.

Cockroaches pollute food and surfaces with their fecal matter. Their molted skins are a significant cause of allergic reaction, primarily in children. Untimely treatment of infestation might result in long-term health complications. Visiting Pest Control Services Newmarket the very moment you spot a cockroach guarantees that your home is safe and healthy.

Wasps and Bees – Instant Danger to Safety Wasps and bees may not cause damage to physical objects on your property, but they may pose an immediate threat to your safety. Wasps are especially aggressive, and they may sting multiple times if threatened. The presence of a wasp or bee infestation near your home, particularly around entry points, can easily make it impossible for you and your family to enjoy outdoor activities.

For people with wasp or bee sting allergies, a run in could be deadly. Its best to have the infestation professionally exterminated when you notice a nest. Pest control services in Newmarket can safely remove nests and prevent wasps or bees from becoming a danger to your family.

Conclusion: Early Intervention is Key In fact, pest infestation can cause damage within a surprisingly short period of time: whether it is structural harm, health risks, or ruining your peace of mind. The pace at which these pests cause damage varies according to the type and intensity of infestation, but one thing is certain: detection and intervention during the initial stages are very crucial.

You may be able to keep unwanted visitors from your home or business by booking a regular inspection and treatment with Pest Control Services in Newmarket. Don't wait until it's too late, but make the moves to protect your livelihood and health.

[samfoxreblogs]

rahhhH!!!! rahhhhh biting the wall biting the blanket chewing the drywall eat kill tear flesh rip rahhhh rahhhH!!!!! ROARRRR grrr bark bakr bkar bkar bkarbakbrkabrkakrkarbbk i am a tiger in an enclosure without a meat pumpkkin rahhhhh rahhhhh GRRR ajksfkdgkkllkglkal. biting you biting you biting oyu chewing a stuffed animal rahhh rahhhhh rahhhhh

[drummondpestcontrol]

Pest Control Heroes in Hoppers Crossing

If you’re looking for an affordable and effective pest control Hoppers Crossing Victoria, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re dealing with termites, fleas or bed bugs, a Pest Control Hero can help.

Termites will ruin your property and cause serious damage to your home or business. They can also contaminate your food and spread a wide range of diseases.

Bed Bugs

Bed bugs are a pest that has become increasingly common across the globe in recent years. They are known to cause infestations in hotels, apartments, and in multi-unit residential buildings.

They are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from humans and animals. They are a serious health threat and can be difficult to eliminate.

They are hard to see due to their flattened bodies and hide in small crevices. They are primarily found in mattresses, box springs, and bed frames. They are also present in bedding, clothing, and personal belongings.

Cockroaches

Cockroaches are not only a nuisance but can cause serious health problems. They can spread disease and food poisoning.

They are also known to trigger asthma in people who are allergic or sensitive to them. When cockroaches faeces and fragments of their exoskeletons are inhaled, they can cause asthmatic symptoms.

Cockroaches can be a major problem in residential and commercial properties, especially in areas that are often dirty or have food and water sources nearby. They can be controlled through thorough inspection, reducing sources of food, water and shelter and using pesticides or baits.

Termites

Termites are a common pest that can be found in almost every type of home. They can be destructive if they are left untreated.

Having an infestation can also reduce the value of your property. This is due to the fact that termite damage can lead to a poor market image which scares potential buyers away.

Termite control starts with understanding the different species and how they affect your house. This is why it’s important to consult an expert for help.

Spiders

Spiders are predators, eating many types of insects. They use a wide range of tactics to capture their prey, including trapping it in webs, lassoing it with sticky bolas and mimicking its movements.

They are the most abundant and diverse of all terrestrial predators, ranging from small and nocturnal (the wolf spider) to large and active. They also hunt birds and lizards.

They are found throughout Australia, and a small minority are social. Females weave silk egg-cases and may lay hundreds of eggs. Males identify themselves to potential mates by a variety of complex courtship rituals.

Rodent Control

Rodent infestations are a real threat to homeowners and business owners. These pests can wreak havoc on your property, as well as cause significant damage and spread diseases.

They chew through wood, drywall, electrical wires and insulation. This can lead to fires and serious safety issues.

Rats also carry a number of dangerous diseases, including rat-bite fever and leptospirosis.

If you notice rodents in your home, be sure to take action right away. This will help ensure your family’s health and safety.

Wasp Nest Removal

If you have a pest problem in your home, it is best to call a same day wasp removal service Hoppers Crossing. These specialists will know the most effective method of removing your wasps and will ensure the nest is removed properly, without disturbing the colony.

Trying to remove wasps on your own is dangerous, even if you have experience with this task. They are stinging insects that are highly aggressive and may attack you when they feel threatened.

Get Help Today

Let Pest Control Heroes connect you with a true master of local Hoppers Crossing pest control today. When you send us a message, we’ll match you up with a professional who’s just around the corner.

If you’re looking for help with Melbourne’s most dangerous spiders, a termite treatment, or even the removal of a wasp nest from your home, only a Pest Control Hero is up to the task. Their experience, skills and education mean that they know what it takes to rid your home of pests quickly, safely and effectively.