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[ID: three photos of Belphegor the devon rex cat. In the first two he sits next to different people, clearly interested. In the third, he's sitting in someones lap like they're a chair. His back legs are sticking out while the human gently holds his torso.]
Belphie is like......ludicrously social. he always targets whoever is newest, and cuddles up to them
#id be so excited to be glared at by pangur#yes queen i Am suspicious thank you for validating my aspirations of evil#got new kittens recently and its really driving home how poorly socialised some of my other cats are#the light of my life 16 yr old cognitively declining angel who attacks children#bites them right in the face#love her so deeply but girl... get better hobbies#EDIT: my dumbass didnt even see the first two photos
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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Bruce is actually really attractive, and I have enough reasoning to make a list
He's:
Tall (. Tall enough to hit his head on the vault doorframe)
Long-legged



Has a straight nose bridge
Has high cheekbones (more noticeable in 2nd pic below)
Has a strong jawline


Sharp eyes, but they aren't small (plus eyebags if you're into that)
Overall, he has strong, attractive facial features
Has broad, refined shoulders. You can tell he works out (or he did, when he was alive)
Even has a thick, muscly neck

He has MUSCLE. Is SCULPTED. NOICE. VERY NOICE. (nice arms. Nice shoulders. Nice neck. Nice legs. Nice butt-)
(There are actually panels where you can see some of his muscles. Other than those already shown here, he's got bricky thighs-

-and in the panels where we first get his name dropped, he's got those shoulder blades too-)
The one time we see him smile, and he actually has a scary one

Has small, kinda sharp pupils, and his eyes remind me of a cat. We only ever saw him tense or defensive, so his resting/listening face is really cute

Other than the physical appearance stuff, he also:
Takes shit without batting an eye (patience, knowing it's just how Kudo is, etc)
Kudo being all "Cut the crap Bruce and give it to me straight", after Bruce tests his blood and is rightfully Concerned because they just faced AFO
Put up with Kudo's experimenting and testing over Yoichi's transferable Factor
Did ya'll see the look on Kudo's face when he realized he had Yoichi's Factor/will? Kudo was going to start in nonsense and Bruce just dealt with that.
Also something I noticed when looking back at the images here; Bruce has bandages on his arms in the void. But not when he faced AFO in the sewers.
Were he and Kudo cutting their arms open in their experimenting over Yoichi's theory? Is this why Kudo has two gauntlets instead of his one? Why we never see his bare arms in the void? That he always keeps his arms down so there's no slip?
Is smart enough to run blood tests, plus has enough common sense to pick Shinomori as his successor
He picked a guy who avoids society, has an Ability to detect danger so he can always stay away from AFO, is also a coward so he's never going to go throw himself into danger, even without knowing instinctively he stands no chance, etc.
Meanwhile, Kudo chose Bruce, who he played Hot Potato Yoichi with; but he did also trust Bruce, and put the only pure combative Ability in OFA through Bruce.
These two made their choices based on what they valued and saw the Factor needed.
Is logical, analytical, and calm.
He tried advising Midoriya on their Abilities in One For All, especially his own.
Midoriya then tried ignoring him about using Fa Jin for the first time, but found he was right, thinking: "Dammit!! I had [Lady Nagant] right where I wanted her, but... ugh! The Third was right. My parallel Quirk processes are all screwed up!" (ch. 314).
Plus, when Midoriya fixed his processing mistakes, Bruce was analyzing the way he reached his new conclusion. Pure facts, no bias, very calm, just saying it as it was.
We never see him panic. When he's caught by surprise in the sewers by AFO, Kudo, and Yoichi's little bubble event, he immediately reacts. He doesn't falter, he just knows he has to do something right now.
Was more willing to listen than Kudo to Yoichi's beckon, and probably was just following Kudo's rejection of Midoriya
While we don't see Kudo's face, we see Bruce's eyes when Yoichi calls on his heroes. Bruce was more open and receptive, or at least more impacted.

Bruce was also the one to start talking, while Kudo just kept quiet.
He actually communicates a lot
When Yoichi called them to support Midoriya, Bruce started talking to paint a picture of why they thought the way they did, so Yoichi understood where they were coming from.
(Though he seems to beat about the bush sometimes, since Kudo spoke up to be direct on how they couldn't just put their trust in some starry-eyed teenager. Plus, when Kudo tells him to just tell him what's wrong [double Factors])
When Midoriya first used Fa Jin against Nagant, Bruce came out just to tell him he knew what he was trying, but that Midoriya wasn't ready; and Midoriya found he was right. Midoriya just didn't want to listen to him then.
He asks Kudo for clarification after finding Kudo had two Factors in him after the sewer incident ("Just to be sure, All For One didn't touch you, right?") Kudo knew him well enough to go "stop beating around the bush and tell me", so Bruce was probably gonna start with questions, theories, and trying to understand everything in general, before saying "yeah you have two Factors. Don't know why".
Is strong-willed and loyal.
He followed Kudo, even to death, carrying on the cause he started until it ended with him.
Plus, when talking about how AFO needs a strong will to override OFA's own, we first see Bruce, Kudo, and Yoichi.
AFO couldn't steal OFA because the will was too strong for him, and that was back during Banjo's time. Since Shinomori never actually tried opposing AFO and just hid, we can assume the first Three (Yoichi, Kudo, Bruce) already had an accumulation of strong willpower that made OFA un-stealable. Those three are a strong enough foundation, and the main wills, that the other users just become bonuses.
Kudo, also saying that Midoriya needs allies with the same will and drive as him... hey Kudo, you're talking about yourself and your old allies, aren't you? That's why you look at Yoichi and Bruce when you say this.
Not only is Bruce attractive, but he's got good character. THE END.
#yes this is a bruce appreciation post#am i biased? yes. am i right that he has these features? also yes.#hes actually a very attractive person. hes got all the right features for it#plus hes smart (some medical knowledge) is really loyal strong-willed and patient#he puts up with kudo SO much#from being bossed around to taking home yoichis brother to whatever the heck kudo made him do to figure out OFA's transfer properties.....#i didnt think much of bruce originally#then i started doing resistance fic stuff and now hes a fave#hes a little blorbo#that i throw in terrible situations for my own entertainment#used his scary smile for comedy purposes#like when he made a kid cry once. or when a meta child was afraid of him so they bit him#has patience to deal with kudo and co. but also. has enough bite to snark them. is how i like writing him#oh? background character? well lemme just *picks him up* EXPAND ON THAT-#fic stuff: he tries making a good impression on a girl and kudo is ruining it immediately#he doesnt know what to do because the two always banter#kudo: fuck you#oc: fuck me yourself you coward#he sees through a rose-lens that kudo is trying to rip off his face#appeciation kinda turned analysis in general#bruce#kudo#yoichi shigaraki#bnha#mha#spoilers#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#NOT YOICHIS BROTHER. i meant Yoichi / AFO's brother in a prev tag up there but theres too much tags i dont wanna rewrite to fix that#(image limit and tag limit)
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Why does the ATLA subreddit act like they don't tear Katara apart on a daily just for breathing? If Sokka or Aang had said this no one would have bat an eye I hate it here
#katara defense squad#katara deserved better#anti atla fandom#i hate it here#aang literally accused toph of intentionally losing appa because she struggles being around him due to her disability#but that's okay right#fuck out my face#and it's not like katara didn't go unchecked in this scene so what are you mad about#unlike aang who goes unchecked multiple times#anti kataang#tagging for visibility#because i don't need them on my post defending him#also because i'm pretty sure this op is a kataang shipper#most katara haters on the atla sub are#isn't that ironic#i am going to bite something#anti atla subreddit#i will fight everyone in every subreddit idc
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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Teens with Daddy issues and guilt pull up
#i wil say i do noooot think this is in character for ness#but i justified it in my brain as if she was with mike she wouldnt get bullied#and then he turned out to be cool#but he was still a bully#and then. bleh#for the actual au i have planned the bite doesnt happen i just wanted to draw them with the :O face#my art#vanessa fnaf#michael afton#transmasc lesbian vs transfem gay DO YOU HEAR ME#fnaf#fnaf au#five nights at freddy's#evan afton#gregory fnaf#blood tw#vanny fnaf#nightguard duo#<- that what we're calling em right? thats what haz called em#doodles#teen nightguards au
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drew my favorite archive man
#he ended up looking hotter than i wanted lmao#so im kinda on the fence like im rlly happy with the drawing#but also#who is man#where is my pathetic sewer rat boy#he kinda gives me human form of beast from beauty and the beast#i rlly wanted to give him like a bit of a beard#like a little bite of stubble#but beards and scruff are intimidating to me i can never get them right#their face always ends up looking dirty#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#rat art
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Hey, I’m 28 now
#this picture was 3 months ago but whatever bite me#anyways#can’t believe tumblr raised me#here I am like 14 years later still on tumblr Jesus Christ#dm me if you want my insta I’ll consider it xoxo#birthdays are weird the older you get honestly#my face#fun fact I sobbed right before I took this picture cause this place is very special to me and my parents moved really far away#and this place was OUR place like me and my parents place so this was my first year here without them to see the leaves change#you can clearly see in my face that I am in the process of sobbing but you know what it was v healing and this picture really eats
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not to be too achingly literal or to transpose rodya over bsd!fyodor's ivan, but i will bear kafka asagiri a child for him to strap explosives to as his heart demands if we learn that when fyodor looks at aya, he sees sonya.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#bsd aya#i know we're all very sad for atsushi rn#but fyodor is etched with pain and aya wasnt in akutagawa's arms anymore when he began engaging with amenogozen#which means fyodor is just right there. unattended. the abscess on his heart exposed for a brave and gentle girl#to lance with the resolve of someone who knows to drain the pain he can't on his own#who doesnt see a mastermind or a demon or a christ figure#but a tired soldier who wants so terribly to be saved from loneliness so marrow deep#it would have killed him if he were capable of dying that violently#when fyodor stabbed sigma he used an archaic dagger and called it standard issue#but not before calling it kladenets#which is an epithet (of sorts) for magic swords in russian folklore — typically hidden until found by a knight errant#sigma wouldnt have picked up the reference. fyodor let slip a version of himself he still harbors#he wove a fairy tale and when he stabbed sigma he was biting his face to spite his nose#that much pain cant be contained in one body for so long#it's no wonder he's been forced to wander#and im so ready for aya to look at him with her fear and love and faith and foolishness#and in doing so. to save him. to beseech god on behalf of lazarus.#i dont want fyodor to be redeemed. i want him saved entirely because someone else is willing to do so.#i want his vicious alienation to run into aya's unyielding love and i want it to shatter him into an ego death#and then i want him to move into the port mafia's basement with verlaine.#so that they can commiserate on the searing pain of resurrection and the euphoria of living in the light of god's love.#and then i want them to engage in a proxy holy war because verlaine is roman catholic and dostoevsky is eastern orthodox#kafka asagiri: only you can recreate the great schism in the port mafia's basement. do it. for me.
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I feel like Kim and Roxie would have a cat that's an absolute fucking bitch to everyone but them and I felt like you needed to know this
(I should be revising rn and I'm thinking about this bitchass roxipine cat the brainrot is real)
Oh my god... just like my cat for real.....
(The bastard herself; I tried to find photos where she looked upset/angry but there are. So fucking many photos of her to parse through I cannot understate.)





Anyway. Y e s. I am ascribing to this.
#in the photo where she's biting onto my jacket: she wasn't upset w me or anything she was just being a freak 😭#i love sappho she's so fucking baby. she HATES strangers (especially strangers that are men) so she is a bit of an avoidant bitch to new pp#i imagine their cat would be less avoidant and more Confrontational about other people#didnt attach the photo of her i could use as reference to this but i also picture their cat liking to Loom Above for when they need to +#+ Strike Someone....#like scott comes over for a friendly little visit and he passes by the stairs or a bookshelf or something before anyone can stop him and +#+ just. WHAM. Angry/displeased cat to the face#asks#cassmouse#ooc#txt#roxim#roxipine#kimrox#drumswords#sp comic#spvtw#spto#might throw more tags on this in a second i just realized i started answering this before i went to see which discord tag was right-- *runs#their cat would not look like mine btw. i dont think at least. i may return with the Ideal Cat#best of luck with revisions btw!! i remember you posting abt them i believe...#to new ppl*... it said the l could fit why must it lie to me#ACK. THIS SHOULD ALSO GO IN#headcanons#scott pilgrim headcanons
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#// out of cal-text#( yoUUUUU best friend killer )#( yoUUUU wrist breaker )#( you baseball bat BREAKER )#( you flashlightphobic angry GREMLIN )#( you southern partner not partner havin' ass )#( you apparent more delusional than Orpheus De-Ross )#( you 'show them how useless they truly are' )#( you finger biting wrist biting face biting lip biting MEANIE )#( and the worst of all )#( you stole the donut right ouT OF MY MOUTH uuuuuu )#( donut THIEF )#( dramatic sniffle. dramatic flop over. no more partner. )
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you ever hate on something you've never played/watched/read for what are still moderately good reasons given the circumstances, and then decide to go and play/watch/read the thing just to be fair. just to give it a chance
and then you were not only Right but its Worse Somehow and you're actually just more pissed off now
#liz blogs#vocaloid#this post is about project se\\kai. what a garbage ass replacement of project diva oh my god#i dont care about any of these random ass teenagers why does my vocaloid game have all these other guys in it#why are there 238928934 currencies why does it take so long to unlock new songs its just all too much and so convoluted#i wanted a rhythm game not a rhythm game that takes a backseat to visual novel and gacha game and watch 3298 ads#GET THIS OTHER BULLSHIT OUTTA HERE#i thought rhythm game on a touchscreen was a bad enough idea but i wanted to be FAIR because project diva doesnt get updated anymore#even though that was THE vocaloid game for a fucking decade and they replaced it with hot flaming dogshit oh my god#its just every other fucking mobile game im gonna start biting people#im in my Hater Year but i'm actually fucking right about everything aaaAAAAAAAAA#and look. i didn't play it for too long because it was just too fucking annoying and overwhelming. but it seems like you can only#play x amount of songs in a day before you run out of energy. which you need to Buy#you get more when you level up! it recharges! but it seems that it takes longer and longer to do that#thts the only Complaint i have that i cant actually verify because i would need to play longer and i am Not doing that#but if im right. thats the biggest load of shit of all#just go back to making project diva games. let me pay for the game so i can play interrupted without all this other BS in my face#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#the like... two little visual novel bits i saw that Just had vocaloids in them were cute. i will be real with u. but who are these like#six teams of random ass teenagers i dont know and dont care about. why did u put non vocaloids in da vocaloid game. are you nuts#maybe i just need to figure out how to mod project diva cuz at this point lord knows theyre not doing anything else with it#if you wanted to have other characters sega do u know how many Other vocaloids there are. you didnt have to invent random boring teenagers#pullin a fuckin transformers and backseating your Title Characters to a bunch of random ass humans im not here for#except you charlie watson from bumblebee i love you mwah
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I would like to see your cat please
That was the sweetest request for cat pics, lol- i actually have two!!!

This is Pamacs, she's very cuddly, uncanny smart, and has a single grey bean on each of her feeties❤️

And this is Booboo, he has exactly one brain cell that he keeps tucked away for safekeeping❤️

They are very good friends and I love them very much, but with her brains and separation anxiety AND his sheer mass and tenacity, there are. literally no closed doors in our place❤️
#personal#my cats#he's in a cone of shame right now unfortunately#he scratched his ear bloody :(#it's not allergies or anything; there's nothing wrong with him#he just doesn't know how to groom well so he bites his back claws and then kicks himself in the face with them#because that's the very smart behavior for which he is known
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My predictions for Project Voltage
or just Pokemon I wish Miku had in her team (may change my mind tbh). Watch me fail them all

Fighting Miku

Fairy Miku

Ghost Miku

Bug Miku

Poison Miku

Ground Miku

Steel Miku (+ Klink or Togedemaru)

Dark Miku
#project voltage#hatsune miku#vocaloid#pokemon#saw rn the official twitter acc and I clowned myself already with the fairy type lol#Kricketune was my first guess because of the pattern of music related Pokemon so I'm glad at least that turned out to be true#anyway if by the end of this collab I don't get a six team for each Miku Iswtg I'll do it myself#completely biased with the pokemon I picked. just saw them and thought this fits Miku. in my head#look at me in the eye and tell me Miku wouldn't have a Gallade/Gardevoir or one of its previous evolutions. I dare you#also Tinkaton and Mawile are so girly girlboss core it just feels right#Let her have a pkmn who makes BONK and kills you. Or one that bites enemies with her huge mouth while catfishing them with her fake face pls
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AND ANOTHER THING. ANNA GOT IT. ANNA FUCKING UNDERSTOOD HOW IT WAS, THAT IF THE STAKES WERE HER OR SAM, THAT SAM CAME FIRST. AND THERE WAS NO RESENTMENT THERE FOR THAT OR BETRAYAL OR ANGER, SHE UNDERSTOOD. SHE FORGAVE DEAN FOR IT. SHE TOLD HIM HE DID THE BEST HE COULD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
#when. when the characters. acknowledge how dean & sam are each other’s number one priority.#spn#anna milton#dean winchester#anna/dean#goddd and cas and Uriel are right there. do you think. do you wonder#was she thinking about how they might be punished if they can’t manage to bring her in. was she thinking about that.#in the end she takes her grace and leaves. but she was thinking about it wasn’t she.#that Dean would have tossed himself to the wolves for her but couldn’t let them bite sam.#that she won’t give herself up to heaven. but that means Cas and Uriel will face the consequences.#insane things. insane show. cool cool cool.
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