#bitchy jon

[seraphiteshaven]

Jon and Tim finally being semi-friends just because Jon gets so fed up with Tim harassing him for being a monster he just explains “I need to live you idiotic, complaining piece of shit” (Tim stands there stunned for like two seconds and then mutual agreement is formed.)

TMA where everything is the same except Jon is just enough of a bitch that when he goes off the deep end in s2 he entirely stops caring

Elias comes into the archive to talk to him and he’s eating Cheerios out of the box in the rattiest outfit you ever did see and obviously Elias is like “Jon things are hard but you need to be professional” and Jon just flips him off and tells him to get the fuck out of his archive.

He’s still doing all the work (and paranoia) so Elias let’s him be, he’s just absurdly bitchy about everything.

[hotdrinks]

I keep seeing posts about Jon saying he and Martin wouldn't love each other in another universe but I'm pretty sure it was Martin who said all that?? Kind of?

Irrc Jon said he often imagines what things would have been like if they met and been together without all the institute stuff and Martin says "me too but we wouldn't have, would we?" And goes on his whole spiel about how Jon hated him at first and the horrors changed them both so much it made them compatible, to which Jon doesn't seem to entirely agree. And that convo wasn't really about other universes it was about Jon's daydreams. I'm not trying to be a pedant rn I just keep seeing references to this conversation and I remember it happening a very different way.

[death-of-cats]

Theon I TWOW

he’s sooooooooo cunty

[akaikali]

I've gotten to the point where I was listening to the "TMA is a workplace comedy" video in my university library and started mouthing the lines with full facial emotions and then realized other people could see me. Someone kill me.

[damnianalghulnotwayne]

we need more runs with damian and his friends. and don’t say teen titans- not team, his actual friends. all the other batbros have gotten HUNDREDS of comics featured around them and their friends- why can’t we let damian have his friends back and let them interact? just have fun adventures and live like in the other batbros’ stories?? i just think it would be such a fun concept and that the writers r missing out by giving damian angst and forcing him into relationships and forcing him to make friends all over again. i would just like a run were damian has fun with his pre-established friends. is that so much to ask for?

[asterdeer]

sam winchester and jon sims. smth about being a groomed+prepared vessel for evil beings since childhood/infancy. smth about growing up with no agency except what you can scrape together with nothing but your own smarts and instincts. smth about that agency never really mattering anyway because the forces that want to use you are too strong to fight against, not when they've had you for so long. smth about never having a choice about the monstrousness that has been forced on you but everyone hates you for it anyway, wants to hurt or kill you for it, even the people who are supposed to be on your side, the ones who would rather you die in human agony than live in a way they can't or won't understand. smth about grasping at your own monstrousness as the only source of power in an incomprehensible world that has literally been rigged against you from the start. smth about doing everything you can to use that monstrousness, all the pain and helplessness you've suffered, to help other people, and it's never enough. it has to be enough but it is never enough. smth about how no one you love will ever look at you with complete trust and faith ever again because you've been tainted for good, and finally you end up agreeing with them, that the best and only right outcome is your death.

[dyingtobehim]

im so sure that everyone had to sign some kind of agreement when they left panic because if they hadnt dallon absolutely would have talked about it by now

[rubbish78]

Ryan Ross annoyed by Brendon Urie

[murderandcoffee]

Honestly I miss s1 Jon. He was so cunty.

I cant fault Martin for falling for him

oh my god same. I love bitchy bi men. @ any bitchy bi men reading this: please text me

[stripysockstumb]

Martin: I think I'm falling for you.

Jon: Then get up.

I'm in love with these silly horror men

[leupagus]

A Gale of Wolves, Chapter 7: Jon

You're right about the difference between missing the living and the dead. But Father would be proud, and your mother, and our brothers too. I think so much on that day we left Winterfell, all of us believing a new life was beginning. But it was the ending, wasn't it. My "guest" is a smart man and strong, but hard and suspicious. If you mean to succeed, as you call it, he's made plans to succeed in that same endeavor. Between the two of you I'd lay odds, but gambling's not allowed once you've taken the Black.

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The Wall hasn't improved your sense of humor. And you never gambled before, did you??? Do you trust him?

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With the welfare of the North, aye. To speak gently to a widowed crofter, not hardly. But he'll ensure your success, so long as you're firm with him. As for gambling — just with Robb, otherwise Father would've ducked us into the kitchen spring. We passed the same halfgroat back and forth whenever we bet each other on hitting a mark during archery practice or some such. I still have it; he gave it me before I came North.

*note: chapters will be posted once a day from April 18 to May 11. Some will be shorter than others, but hopefully this schedule will work for people who a) like to know when they can read the whole thing in one go and b) like to read chapter by chapter as they come.

[hickeysgodcomplex]

i know Jim's (Gabriel's) memories are gone and scrambled and all that. But can we take a minute to think about how... kinda sweet(?) it is that Gabriel went from wanting to kill Aziraphale with Hellfire, to follwing the same path Aziraphale went down. And then going to him for help?

He met Beelz, they snarked and bonded over annoying work things, then kept meeting, in secret, and fell in love. And then, his memories a mess. He knew. That he could go to Aziraphale and be safe with him, despite having tried to kill him in the past (even tho he doesn't remember that).

Like, this hugely powerful angel went against heavens wishes and ran away and went stright to Aziraphale because he'd done the same thing. And sure he probably had meant to go to Beelz, but got lost and then his gut took him to the safest place it could think of.

The angel with the bookshop who defied heaven for a demon.

[samamakhalid]

First thing all these melanie-martin dynamic fics are doing wrong is glossing over the fact that Martin sold his "masters in parapsychology" lie to an occult youtuber, hellbent on roasting the """respectable"" supernatural capital s Society. Second thing they're doing wrong is glossing over the fact that Martin would absolutely make good on Melanie's baseless accusation of gaslighting.

[deadmegumi]

In my search for a long lasting gym podcast I have started relistening to tma. Please send condolences in these trying times

[abelllia]

There's one blorbo that doesn't communicate their needs/emotions because they don't want to be seen as a burden to other people. There is another blorbo that doesn't communicate their needs/emotions because they literally can not and find it difficult to communicate them effectively. These two blorbos are dating.

[navree]

a rusty quill tma/watcher crossover is a massive spooky season slay i fear