#martin is so bbg

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MORE TMA INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!

Jon: 'Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.'

Martin : 'The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it....?'

Martin : 'Talk dirty to me, baby~'

Jon: 'The dishes.'

Martin : 'Wh-'

Jon: 'They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.'

Martin, trying to flirt with Jon: 'I think both of our families suck.'

Martin: 'I like your new pants!'

Jon : 'Thanks, they were 50% off!'

Martin: 'I’d like them better if they were 100% off.' *winks*

Jon: 'The store can’t just give away clothes for free.'

Martin: 'Thats’s… not what I meant-'

Jon: 'That’s a terrible way to run a business, Martin.'

Jon: 'This bloodline ends with me.'

Martin : 'That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".'

[thewizzardwithin]

not to be a hater but how did Martin not get the ick from Jon in early magnus.

[zappedbyzabka]

💕💕💕💕 Peyton’s bday picnic

[mavysnavy]

He hates you too, Muck.

Warren "Skip" Muck Pt. 1/2

[drdrizzey]

MAHTIN‼️‼️ My S5 Martin design on the left, and pre-S5 Martin design on the right, and cows

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

omg who wants to make out w/ me??? 🥰😜😘💕💗☺️😍💖💞

*jaw unhinges to reveal the screaming eldritch horror of a hundred thousand serrated, rotating rows of teeth*

[slidingtroughf1]

Pookies <3

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I ACTUALLY CANT. OH MY GOD MY HEART.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BASIRA IS GOING TO APPEAR?????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HELEN WILL APPEAR??????

[th3archivisst]

Is it bad that this gives me a hell of a lot of gender envy

monster jon concept

he’s essentially a living optic nerve. the tower is there to direct and stabilize the connection held in the pupil. when he’s in the panopticon he serves as both the center of the tether to reality and the closest thing the eye has to a mind.

he can fly, but as pupil, he isn’t affected by gravity so his wings and legs are vestigial. the furthest he can reach with his body is the floor of that room.

the archivists serve as a defense system because jon is basically a vital organ and fairly physically vulnerable. they’re very fast and can fly short distances but usually just cling to walls and crawl. they have about the same level of sentience as beholding itself (not much). jon can maneuver them as external limbs but when he isn’t, they kind of just run on eye-autopilot.

[astro-inky]

slowest live blogging ever but. i reached ep 142. watching the last episodes of season 3 was a trip. elias........i want a divorce.

[zeneden-blog]

she had me at "mutilated faggot of the month inspirational calendar" 🥰

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Soooo we all collectively agree that Martin listens to 'This Is Home' by cavetown religiously and sobs in a corner?

Jon: *walking into Martins office to finaly try and talk to him* 'uh...Martin? Is everything alright?'

Martin: *curled up in a ball under his desk sobbing* 'GET A LOAD OF THIS MONSTER, HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE....'

[nandosbunni]

our secret moments | 𝓯. 𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓸

pairing: fernando alonso x f!actress!reader, socmed!au

synopsis: you and fernando's rumored relationship isn't really a rumor at all. pt. ii

a/n: nando needs more fics on this app. also, i just KNOW my pinterest feed will be filled with rich couple things and yachts bc i was so picky with the pics😭

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yourusername i'll take any excuse to go back to monaco. thanks for having me, @/astonmartinf1 💞

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username omggg, i didn't know y/n was an f1 fan

username she's not tho? all of these celebs are just here bc f1's more popular now

username lmao what are you talking abt?💀 she's been a fan since forever

username proof?

username google is free

username i see nando in her likes👀

username duh??😭 she was literally invited by aston martin

username pls even her past posts were liked by him

username y'all are delulu af

astonmartinf1 we were so happy to have you in the paddock today

yourusername any chance i'll be back there again?☺️

astonmartinf1 of course, entire crew loved you🤗

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fernandoalo_official Love spending the summer break on the sea🌊⛵️

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username someone cooked and i'm 90% sure it isn't the pr team

username who then?

username they prolly think it's y/n but be fr

username the last pic🥵🔥

username forrealll

username man's supposed to be on break but he's already prepping for the next race😭

username omg is that y/n on the other jetski in the second pic???

username y'all need to stop being so crazy

username no wait, look at y/n's ig

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yourusername two weeks of this before filming starts 🌊

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username BOTH FERNANDO AND Y/N HAVING SIMILAR POSTS AT THE SAME TIME OHMYGOD

username i'm officially joining the fernandoy/n train bc what the hell this can't be a coincidence

username and they've been consistently liking each other's posts too😭

username ugh that swimsuit looks sooo good on her i'm in love😍

username you're not the only one in love

username unless they actually confirm it, i'm not believing anything

yourcostar so gorgeous! can't wait to see you 🤩

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yourusername can't wait to see you too, bbg!!

username i'm soo excited for the next season

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yourprivateaccount just me, the sea, and my love ❤️

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carmenmmundt you look so lovely together🫶

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yourprivateaccount we should def plan a couples trip one day, carm!

carmenmmundt yes please!

georgerussell63 wait what?

fernandoalo_official i see enough of george already

fernandoalo_official I can't wait to see you again, mi corazón ❤️

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yourprivateaccount me too. i miss you already, nando ❤️

landonorris get a room

yourprivateaccount stfu or i'll make nando gift you coal for this year's secret santa

fernandoalo_official You give me reasons to love you more and more

landonorris it's actually hilarious how the internet is going crazy over whether or not you're together

yourprivateaccount we love being a menace to society🥰

oscarpiastri a fan came up to me the other day and actually asked me if you two are together or not

yourprivateaccount omg osc i'm so sorry😭

fernandoalo_official posted a story!

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yourusername just lace sleeves and roses in the dressing room

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soooo like mayhaps kate x dancer reader? :D

| we both still young

• paring: kate martin x dancer!reader

• summary: head cannons of kate with a dancer gf

• warnings: none i think

• hope this is alright! - i’m not a dancer so if this is wrong im so sorry

she always brings you flowers after a performance

“You did so good baby!” the blonde smiles running over to you. You’re still dressed in your costume as you had just gotten off stage.

“Thank you!” you smile brightly while looking up at her towering over you. Your eyes then move down to the bouquet of your favorite flowers in her hands, “You didn’t have to you”

“Come on, you knew I was gonna,” she giggles handing them over to you, and you immediately inhale the familiar scent.

she loves the red lipstick that you have to wear

You placed a kiss on Kate’s cheek as the two of you walked to your car after Iowa’s game, but immediately realized that there was a bright red mark of your lips contrasting against her skin. “Oh my God! I forgot I had lipstick on!” you apologized attempting to rub off the stain. But Kate just kept pulling away, never allowing you to rub it off.

“No I like it,” she pulls her face away once more before using her hand to cover up the mark so you couldn’t try to wipe it off.

“Kate,” you say looking up at her as you lean your back against the door of the car.

Her hands then found your hips as she placed a kiss against your scarlet lips, the color transferring over to her own. “Everyone gets to know I’m yours”

she’s likes to sit and watch you practice anytime she gets the chance

loves watching how happy dancing makes you

she wishes that she didn’t have to be in the locker room during half time so that she could watch you perform

has snuck out early during to come watch you perform during halftime

“You looked really good performing tonight,” she whispered to you as her hand found its home on the small of your back.

“Thank y—wait! How did you see?” you connected the dots and stopped in your spot to look up at her. She just shrugged her shoulders and did the movement of zipping her lips, “Kate! Bludder is gonna have your ass!”

if you do ballet she is 1000% buying your shoes even if you tell her not to because they’re so expensive

“But you were saying how dead your shoes were!” the blonde exclaims trying to place the brand new pair in your hands.

“You didn’t need to buy me new ones. They’re expensive, I don’t want you spending your money on me,” you pouted, crossing your arms.

“But I wanna spend my money on stuff that makes you happy!”

so many photos of you in your iowa dance uniform and her in her basketball one

when you go to college dance nationals you just know she bought varsity tv and was watching it live

called you immediately when she found out the iowa dance team made it to semi finals for y’all’s jazz routine

loves watching you practice choreography in your guys apartment

will beg you to show her any solo you’re working on

thinks it’s so cool how how you can do like five turns in a row

you tried teaching her how to do turns but bbg did not understand the concept of spotting for the life of her

cried when you called her and told her you guys made it to finals for your pom routine

“Kate!” you exclaimed into the phone as she soon as she answered.

“What’s up baby?”

“We made it to finals in pom!” you cheered over the phone, your team erupting into cheers in the background.

“Holy shit! I’m so proud of you,” she beamed, tears forming in her eyes, “I’m literally tearing up”

“Shut up, no you’re not,” you denied shaking your head, even though she couldn’t see, but still had the biggest smile on your face.

“Yes I am!” she replied before snapping a picture and sending it to you.

made the entire team watch your finals performance and was cheering you on the entire time

was so sad when she couldn’t make it to florida to go to nationals with you

“I’ll just tell them I can’t play games during January!” the blonde shrugged plopping down on the couch after you had gotten a bid to nationals for all your routines.

“Baby I love you, but you can’t do that,” you shook your head laughing.

“But I wanna go!” she whined, her hands gripping your hips as you stood in front of her. “Disney together would be fun you can’t lie”

“Well if we make it to finals we probably wouldn’t have much time for Disney”

“When you make it,” she corrected.

all of your lyrical dances bring her to literal tears

when you took her to yours for the holidays she definitely made you show her all of your dance costumes from when you started until high school

shocked that you can do a chartwheel with no hands (an aerial) because she can’t even do one with hands

allie’s corner

i’m praying this is ok😭 im a cheerleader not dancer but if you want more dancer x kate i do have a wp book where the oc dances for the iowa dance team

[homestylehughes]

But Daddy I Love Him

instagram au.

♥︎ luke hughes x zegras! sister

♥︎ face claim: marsai martin

"I'll tell you something right now, I'd rather burn my whole life down. Than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning"

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yn.zegras no more moaning and groaning, part 1 of my summer dump is here <3

trevorzegras waiting for me to be posted.

↳ yn.zegras answer your phone and then i'll think about it.

lhughes_06 YESS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

↳ yn.zegras ME TOO POOKIE BUTT

lhughes_06 i reallllyyyyyyy hope I make the cut this summer!!

↳ yn.zegras baby you're in the first photo..

jackhughes DUMPY!

↳ yn.zegras shit?

↳ jackhughes oh thats not...what I meant...

_quinnhughes so many books, did you read all of those?

↳ yn.zegras i read all of them, matter of fact.

↳ _quinnhughes nerd.

seamsuscasey26 the queen has posted again..gone for a MONTH. how could you leave us high AND dry. where am I supposed to find pictures of mother and father at???? 0/10 never do that again.

↳ yn.zegras IM SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! IM BEGGING!

↳ seamsuscasey26 just this once, I will. next time we all ride at dawn.

your.bsf my pretty girl ( please post me..I'm begging)

↳ yn.zegras you're next bbg, i would NEVER forget about you my queen.

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lhughes_06 summer lovin'

seamsuscasey26 I'm first, where is my shout-out!

↳ lhughes_06 SHOUT OUT TO SEAMSUS CASEY GUYS. THIS GUY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

↳ seamsuscasey26 thank you. I'm glad I'm getting the credit that I earned.

_quinnhughes little bro back on the gram

↳ lhughes_06 back like I never left

jackhughes WE ARE BACK BABBBBYYYYYY

↳ lhughes_06 BACK BABBBBBYYYY

trevorzegras luke. we talked about this..the first picture is..ridiculous.

↳ lhughes_06 yes father.

yn.zegras my pretty boyyyyyyy

↳ lhughes_06 my pretty girl

yn.zegras ANOTHER BANGER POST!!!!!!

↳ lhughes_06 yn..you sound like seamsus

adamfantilli miss you brotha! see ya on the ice this season!!

↳ lhughes_06 miss you too! they're not ready for us this season

nick_moldenhauer lukie pookie posted!!

↳ lhughes_06 I know you missed my posts sooo much

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an: HIIIIII!!! I MISSED YOU GUYS!!! GUESS WHOS BACKKKK!!! MEEE! well I'm kinda back, life has been so crazy and I literally haven't had time to write but I'm home for the weekend from school so I'm hoping to have at least 2 fics out while I'm here!! I hope you all are doing well. also I just realized this series is almost over SAD!!! anyways I'm done yapping. bye for nowwwwww, I love you all sooooo much<3

tags🎀: @lukey-pookie-hughes43 @bruinsfan234 @bunbunbl0gs

[sketchingwithlyn]

A little New Year appreciation post!

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I wanna thank everyone who I've befriended (my moots and friends) on this crazy app!

This has actually been my first year actually interacting online with other people, and at first I was a bit scared because it was the UNKNOWN.. But after a while, I finally found my little safe space here! SHOUT OUT TO THE SBG COMMUNITY!!! Y'all have literally been the nicest group of people I've ever befriended, love u!!! ♡♡♡

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Personal thanks below:

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@anonymoosen

You're like the funnest person ever and make some really pretty art! (Your art style literally reminds me of drinking warm cappuccino or hot cocoa in the morning 💖) And I could never forget how we first met in the great booping wars! 😸💖 Thanks for being such an awesome friend and Boop buddy!!

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@youngjusticerulez and @fly-in-amber

Thank y'all for letting me spam you with likes and reblogs all the time! (And vice versa) It literally feels like we have the same fandom interest and tastes for humor. Y'all are awesome! 💖💖

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@thurio-edau

Thanks for always being so relatable when it comes to a lot of thing (weather it's One Piece or really funny reblogs) I will forever spam u with reblogs of your girlfriend Law! 💖💖

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@lee1504

Thanks for being so kind, friendly, and funny! You're like the 1 person that I've chatted with the most this year even though we just met! I love how we somehow have almost the exact same interests and can literally bond over any little silly thing! Your art and short fics are super cool too!! (Your art always has this really nice shine and clarity to it 💖) (shall we forever talk about the silly bbgs of the shows and games we watch and play 💖)

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And shout out to all my other moots too! Y'all are the coolest!

@niredsw @d011zk1ll @rot-decay-erosion @snazzi-strawberri @occasionalklance @junebug99 @jc-martin-og @karmaajr @kat-rawrxd-83 @sbgfanlover @axeleton @moonbiine @ohquail @aliciasinferno @whatsuplin @blue-eyed-moon-child @secretly-an-alien-oops +all my other moots ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) (I really need to make a list of all of y'all cuz I have bad memory) love y'all 💖💖💖💖

Happy New Year Everyone!!!