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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

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YESSS YOU GET IT

Finally started the Discworld series and I love my cringefail son Rincewind

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that moment when you’re reading a history book and get jumpscared by an eerily familiar name from Discworld. pterry strikes again

context: Wynkyn de Worde (along with William Caxton) first popularized the printing press in England

BOOK: How To Be A Tudor by Ruth Goodman (pg 13)

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obsessed with the jonelias dynamic where Jon seeks validation from Elias CONSTANTLY. the world of academia is full of this dynamic and it has a rightful place in the ship <3

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my JonTim playlist😁

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witches !!

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Celia couldn’t find anything on Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood in protocol universe bcuz they’re the heads of the OIAR and they faked fheir deaths idk I’m tired goodnight

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(Rinceflower fanfic) "I think you're worth holding onto"

AO3 link

GIVE THEM HAPPINESS PLSSSSS

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crying into my pillow i want to eat your art like a cracker

you're just lonely

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me with Rincewind. i place him in a jar and shake it around and gently pull his limbs to see what he'll do. i love him btw

"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer

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I creamed I mean creamed i mean screamed out loud i love this SO MUCHHHHYGHUG

marked and forsaken

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Screaming AHAHNDCJICJFBDJCJ

the iconic duo

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Yeah actually what if there two fell through hand in hand and now it’s enemies become friends on an insane trip trying to get home and it starts off like this-

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Prepare yourself

What I say: hahaha free Rincewind from The Plot he doesn’t want to be here give him a break!!

What I mean: you don’t uNDERSTAND he has a SENTIENT ELDRITCH SPELL IN HIS HEAD AND IT IS POSSESSING HIM A LITTLE BIT. a Nd the point is that what the octavo TOOK FROM HIM wasn’t talent, it was the ability to try at all, even badly!!!!!!! and that’s WORSE!!!!!! that’s worse!!!!!! you see how that’s worse!!!!!!!! It’s noT ABOUT whether Rincewind would ever have been good at magic, it’s about the fact that something CHOSE HIM and now he never gets to find out for himself who he could’ve been without it!!!!!! he doesn’t GET to try he doesn’t GET to learn!!!!!!!!! He doesn’t get to find out!!!!!!! That’s the point that’s the point there is a sentient eldritch spellbook and it is Speaking To Him Inside His Brain and because it decided it wanted Rincewind, there’s an entire person Rincewind COULD HAVE BEEN THAT HE JUST DOESN’T EVER GET TO LEARN ABOUT. And that’s WORSE than if it had just taken talent in general, but it‘s especially worse for RINCEWIND, who Isn’t a wizard because he’s good at it, but because he wanted to try!!!! He wanted to learn!!!!!!!! And now that isn’t an option at all and it TOOK that from him!!!!!! And it’s even possessing him a little and his first instinct was to sass it for not being able remember how the universe began. everytime i think about him for 0.2 seconds i need to scream, throw up, hurl myself through the nearest wall, and possibly die of consumption. Roughly In That Order.

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guys what do you think a Ponder Stibbons crash out would look like. personally I think he would put glass in people’s dishes. not the food. just serve them a plate of broken glass with a happy smile 😁

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a random Discworld thing i sometimes think about is Terry Pratchett's first mention of elves is from Moving Pictures (10) and not Lords and Ladies (14). Holy Wood gets so popular some elves come out to try and be actors.

the fact it took ten books alone for Terry Pratchett to mention elves in a fantasy world is iconic

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No looking back, Jonny boy