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Truly…. Actually…. I have been thinking about making a small compilation of my misc ocs and just posting it
Like i have ocs that I would just love to have out there for fun and maybe talk about since I don’t really have anyone to do it with
Like the ones I would wanna talk about are my ocs for:
Resident Evil
Legend of Zelda (BOTW/TOTK)
Blood of Zeus
Marvel
Also my knb but KNB IS DEAD I GUESS BUT I HAVE A WHOLE ASS STORY FOR HER AND EVERYTHING.
#thanks for coming to my nat talk#I think I will make a little list of these ocs#truly the only one that has a full story is my Zelda one#my others have minor story details kinda#I also have a sly cooper but again SLY COOPER IS DEAD LMFAO#and a tmnt one#yes I’m asking the same question as y’all rn#‘is this bitch a furry?’#bitch who tf knows#I just have fun makin my little ocs okay#younger me made ocs for literally everything and only some have truly stayed with me till today
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soundwave : OPTIMIS : SPOTTED. HOMEWRECKER ANNIHILATION : IMMINENT. SOUNDWAVE : WILL KILL EVERYONE. WILL KILL. ALL. VENGEANCE: SHALL BE SWIFT.
Shockwave : ...down girl, down .
the rest of the decepticons : 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
also unrelated but
look at that body . primus.
#UNGH !#love how sophisticated shockwave sounds and then theres pissed off scooby doo#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf es#tf earthspark#earthspark spoilers#daddy and mommy disagreeing :( u hate to see it#image of that furry cowering while his mom and dad throw bottles at each other#when u have to reel in ur partner when she sees the other bitch mom who brought brownies to the pto meeting#even tho she KNOWS u alrdy posted abt ur famous brownies on facebook and how excited u are to show them at the meeting#as THE pto mom#wavewave#tf#shockwave
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This is what he said right
More meme accurate version underneath:
#guess who's reading transformers skybound!!!! this bitch (im not okay)#also guess who's really starting to fall for skystar (its me)#this is how i cope okay#i cope by making memes#pretty sure someone already made this joke before but who knows#transformers#transformers comic#transformers skybound#optimus prime#skyfire#skystar#implied at least#starscream#he's there in spirit#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy#low quality memes#edits#memes#shitpost#transformers shitpost#i think thats all the tags#jetfire#tf jetfire#cant believe i forgot that one
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GET THESE BITCHES A ROOM
#god these past few chapters really reminded me how feral yoojin is#hes not holding back the s-classes they are all holding HIM back and LOSING#GET THIS MAN LOCKED DOWN STAT#[lowkey spoilers ahead->]#BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK HE JUST JUMP SHJ AND START PULLING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT OUT THE BLUE CALM DOWN GIRL#I KNOW WE FACING ANOTHER BREAK UP ARC BUT PLEASE CALM DOWN YOU’RE SCARING THE KIDS AND SONG TAEWON#GIRL YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR HAVNDS ONTHAT S-CLASS HAIR ITS NOT WORTH IT PLEASE#everyone just panicking around him was the cherry on top too like 😭😭😭#they really all watching this tiny ass man pounce a man 2 meters tall and hanging on like an angry chihuahua#absolutely BEFUDDLED BECAUSE WHO TF DOES THAT 😭😭😭#HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT IN THIS SITUATION GIRL I WOULD BE LOST TOO 😭🙏🙏#WHATS FUCKED UP IS I SAW FANART FOR THAT SCENE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE OR SOMETHING NAH IT’S CANON LIKE?????#whats absolutely wild is seeing the build up in yoojins thoughts being like#‘i should pull this bitch’s hair out- make him bald see what happens’ completely thinking the man is joking#before he fucking POUNCES LIKE AN ANGRY TINY DOG#FULL COMMITMENT AND EVERYTHING#CHAIN THIS BITCH UP PLEASE 😭🙏🙏#tsctir#jinjae#sctir#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#tsctir spoilers#also anyone who recognizes what i based that first image off of gets a gold star
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I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.
Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.
In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-
And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.
It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!
Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.
Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.
#tarn idw#tarn#starscream#starscream idw#tarn mtmte#tf mtmte#transformers#crack#sif speaks#everyone who follows me for other stuff can ignore this#we were just talking about transformers in the drblr discord the other day#and it got me thinking about how funny this would be#also I know it was more fitting for megatron to kill tarn and everything#but it would've been really really funny in this au#if starscream showed up at the necroplanet for some reason#and tarn just fucking booked it out of there#literally NOBODY knows why he's so scared of starscream#meanwhile starscream was entirely there to be a bitch about something#and he's equally confused#idk I just think it'd be really really funny
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actual life goal is forcing spirkers to acknowledge bones at all
#the number of times i��ve just barely held myself back from going ‘hey u do realise there is a Man inches from them right’#u don’t even need to ship mcspirk i just need u to acknowledge that he exists and he is there and he is spirk’s closest friend#like god y’all see the fucking camping trip and it’s just ‘oh look spirk’ bitch what. what.#anyway current urge is to literally make a museum-style things just showing off Bones but i might actually make an online archive#simply because he gets so terribly ignored and not just by the fandom either#like why does paramount do so much with the fucking GORN but doesn’t touch bones. why do star trek analyses look at spirk#and not at my guy who is there for damn near all of the stories. everyone i speak to irl who knows star trek has at least once looked at me#and asked who tf i was talking about when i said bones was my favourite. how do people not know who he is.#star trek#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#leonard 'bones' mccoy
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The 5 genders.....
#texts from the underbrush#dark souls#I don't even know who tf this is It's one of those ds1 bitches
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i wonder how long it took for charles to get out of his habits and depression after dofp
putting my problems on charles lmao
charles not wanting to change but knowing he needs too because nothing beneficial will come out of staying in his sad little bubble of alcohol and the serum.
i find it kind of unrealistic to just be able to get out of that hole. he would be going through two different types of withdrawal and his ex kinda broke his heart again
the main reason he got out of the house was because logan told him about the future and that his sister was going to be tortured and experimented on
he would also have to get re-used to not using his legs AND telepathy
bro stronger than me damn
i feel like mental health was also definitely not treated the same way it is now compared to the 70s so he pretty much just has hank as a support beam
change is an incredibly difficult thing so i bet it took at least a few years for charles to heal from all those years of drinking and taking too high a dose of the serum and depression. even then he still clearly has some lingering habits as we can see in dark pheonix he resorts to drinking whenever he struggles with something (and this is 20 years after dofp)
this guy crazy forreal
#venting my problems on the internet to a bunch of strangers through the mask of dofp charles lmao#i am diagnosed with depression that bitch keeps coming back#my struggling king he gets it 💔#taking the first step to getting better is always so fucking difficult how tf did charles do it#it’d make a lot more sense if it was a gradual thing then him just kinda snapping one day#how would he have dealt with the setbacks as well#how many years did it take before he started the school back up#honestly everyone is different when it comes to recovery he might of just sucked it up and went on his way who knows#charles xavier#x men#professor x#x men days of future past#mental health#wish does not shut up
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#NI-KI#enhypen#enhypenet#nishimura riki#lee heeseung#heeseung#enhypen niki#enhypen heeseung#maxsixgif#enhypen gifs#how can he see#you know those dogs and horses who have bangs? lol yeah that#also this is what my bias situation looks like#i'll be suffering over niki then heeseung will suddenly appear like hey bitch you love my voice remember#i do though#his voice is amazing#he was my least favourite member and now he's my second favourite#what tf is 2024 tbh
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people on twitter are truly smoking dick and doing the most VEHEMENTLY standing TEN TOES DOWN in the belief that the ao3 volunteers shouldn’t be getting paid because the ao3/otw is non-profit. like we get it y’all don’t know how non profits work. once again, y’all need to read the revolution will not be funded: beyond the non-profit industrial complex
#ao3 critical#people who work in non-profits DO get paid I need y'all to know this#because they still think this is a 'passion project' bitch we left passion project behind in the late 2010s#so many people think it's fine for these people to be worked into the ground by the otw#tf you think this is
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Kenny and Violet anon here YES.
Violet is upset because someone she defended against her found family of 8 years let her get taken by brainwashing adults for 2 seconds and everyone flips their lid.
But Kenny refuses to stop a train, and gets into a whole fight with Lee over it (AND REFUSES TO HELP YOU FIND A LOST LITTLE GIRL WHILE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF AN INFECTION, where as Violet always defends you in Episode 1 regardless of whether you ignored and/or antagonized her or not), and gets mad at an 11 year old for not being able to handle helping someone in labor by herself and everybody’s like “Nah it’s okay, his family died years ago so he gets to do whatever he wants.” as if Violet didn’t witness one of the only consistent family members in her life die in front of her 💀
There’s so many comparisons I could make and one day I’ll make a Venn Diagram about all of their similarities but for now I’m glad someone pointed this out.
there are some things kenny does that have No excuse (like refusing to help bitten lee look for missing clem all because hes mad you didnt side with him enough. leaving lee to singlehandedly save himself in the pharmacy because he got scared. threatening to slap clem for blaming herself for lees death. off the top of my head). but his behavior on the train is annoying yet understandable. he doesnt want to admit his son is dying and he feels like duck dying in the first place is his fault for not saving shawn. you can convince him to stop without things getting physical
the Problem comes in when people can understand and sympathize with kennys annoying/shitty actions, but when it comes to violet (who has the same "my family is dead and its made me bitter and closed off" backstory (and her whole arc is about learning to love and care again)), suddenly all understanding goes out the window. even tho shes not even a FRACTION as annoying and shitty as kenny can get 😭😭
violet is mean to clem for the One scene where youre introduced to her (ignoring your first moment with her in the courtyard where shes smiling at clem so you already know her shitty attitude later is a lie. louis even defends her. wingman lol. and depending on what you say in response to her you can Immediately see the regret on her face LOL). but before the scene even Ends shes complimenting clem and clem loves it. then youre forced to talk to her and tenn about the twins, you have a nice card game where you can joke around with her, then she shows up at the dorm and they have a nice heart to heart about how theyre BOTH struggling with the loss of people theyve loved, and they can sympathize about both being harsher than they intend (THEY GET EACH OTHER CANONICALLY)
and vi not being "a people person" is a huge part of her arc?? she doesnt like that shes like this 😭 but shes also better with people than she gives herself credit for and its why she makes a good leader. (and even if you pick the "came off strong" option clem is OBVIOUSLY teasing about it but vi cant tell and gets defensive ("its not like im trying to be bffs or whatever. sorry" is so "you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" of her)
and then after this shes never mean to clem again?? (unless you antagonize her but even then its mostly just about her standing her ground and not taking shit she doesnt deserve. which is fair). shes only mean to brody while fishing (and shes mean to brody because deep down she blames HERSELF) and the whole POINT of that scene is to try and mend their broken relationship which immediately makes vi a happier/nicer person if you do (also interesting how louis doesnt get any shit for His behavior while hunting 🤨 no hes just cool and fun). violet also apologizes for being "weird" in the dorms the previous night as well (bby girl why are you afraid that everything you do is weird 😭 she says that word a lot)
violet will Always have clems back (in EP1 and 2!!) No Matter What you do or say to her. i think people take her loyalty for granted. so if you dont save her in EP2 and expect to continue to have her unwavering loyalty in EP3? thats a You problem. she is Fucked Up mentally on that boat by lilly and her not-exactly-ex, and then gets caught in the explosion she didnt want anything to do with. AND THEN SHE APOLOGIZES because she recognizes she was WRONG
(not her literally trying to make a joke about it to ease the tension 😭 people dont give her credit for also having a sense of humor. like louis is the only one who cracks jokes around here) but again when it comes to kenny his actions are understandable and defendable even without an apology 🙄 i literally side with kenny on Everything except the larry thing and if you dont make the right dialogue choice with him? he will not help you look for clem. because of larry 😐 i killed your son for you bro and then took care of his walker doppelganger so you didnt have to. and this isnt even touching his behavior in S2. and yet despite everything he does hes still one of the most beloved characters in the fandom 🤨
i just have to remind myself sometimes that all vi options were made 53-61% and the vi haters are a loud minority. her always being above 50% is so interesting to me because i love when choices are split perfectly 50/50. but the way the fandom talks about her (and the women in general) you wouldnt think shes technically the more popular option (and i Hate playing the popularity card its so annoying, but im only doing it bc people also say shit like "maybe if vi wasnt so mean more people would pick her" they DO pick her!!! you just got mad she was mean for 5 seconds, never payed attention to her again, and used her determinate reaction on the boat as justification for not liking her 😑) (also ignores how mean louis gets in EP2 regardless of choice?? but like kenny His actions are defendable and sympathetic and hers arent 🙄)
#again just in case people cant tell I LIKE ALL OF THEM they are all interesting characters!!! but some of you only give grace to the men#vi i will defend you until i die because Someone has to#why do people hate and even want to kill the women in this game so bad 😭 its so weird#im literally just asking yall to Not hate her so vehemently when you LOVE male characters who do the same or much worse#its just weird all the excuses that exist for the men but when its a woman? shes just a bitch. why do the men get to be bitches 😐#the game is Intentionally very even between vi and louis' reactions but for some reason hes defendable/sympathetic and shes not#someone pretty much ended up proving my point on my last ask about this without even realizing it 💀#but i didnt even know where to begin. so i was so glad to get this ask almost immediately after hdskfjkd#also the numbers im using are TFS numbers not DE numbers. ive noticed the DE numbers are fandom skewed idek what they are for S4#i dont think i have much more to say about this and im afraid the men only defenders are gonna start coming out of the walls#i love you fucked up women of twdg :)#if anyone tries to defend the male characters on this post im gonna lose it. they dont need your help!!!#replies with lexi#incognito#twdg
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me, foolishly: oh I'll scroll through some dps posts, I'm sure I'll find something good that I can share with my friend who also likes dps, I want to show I liked it a lot and maybe find stuff for it's favourite character!
me, after scrolling past taylor swift, general poetry, shipping stuff (which I don't mind but just. it doesn't really show how much I enjoyed it), and Calling Cameron a bitch (WHAT?? DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIE?): oh. there's nothing here
#crimson.txt#ok over exaggeration of course#but still like. it's kinda frustrating#especially the last one#why tf are you calling this guy a bitch? There is so so much I wanna say about that#but yeah. sorry I haven't found anything yet Friend (who I hope sees this)#just know I'm thinking of ya and trying to find something to send ya#(also not tagging dps because. scary)
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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was Dan not happy or offended when you yelled Phil out for the name someone boring
yeah it was the most hilarious and terrifying moment ever! me and a couple other people near me yelled phil, and dan Stomped to our side of the stage pointing in the audience and saying “who the fuck just yelled phil???” i was cry laughing cause he looked so disgusted (jokingly lol) how we could dare say such a thing, but also i felt mortified cause i’d only heard “name one influencer” and i thought it would be funny to say phil, but yeah did not hear the ‘annoying’ part. sry dnp 🥲
#the story of how for a second i was like fml him And phil now despise me#until i took a breath and thought to myself like bitch they don’t know who tf u are it’s Fine lmao#stressful either way :-)#answers#anon#we’re all doomed
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TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA
#tomgreg#so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin#TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH??#empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection.#even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit.#oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room?#greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut.#anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1#are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK#how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet#sick to bastard death of them god#so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to#greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like#girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks#and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk#and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg#doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo#sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed
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actually Varric is alive and right next to me? no clue wtf you’re all on about
#EXTREMELY LONG BITCHING SESSION:#datv critical#tagging as#datv spoilers#bc I don’t want it to fall through the cracks#no but it’s funny how I am straight up just ignoring that part of the story because it’s so poorly written and I know Satan (EA)#orchestrated it so therefore I’m ignoring it#it simply does not make sense#why tf was he the one to talk solas down are you all on fucking crack cocaine#the big twist doesn’t even hit hard to new players bc they never established and fleshed out rooks relationship with Varric anyway#the datv we got filled w bullshit that doesn’t reference the past games: 📚#datv if the inquisitor was the one to talk him down from the start:📕#also Hawke was supposed to be at Weisshaupt with their Warden sibling. teehee. giggle.#SENSELESS!!!!!!#if only they would’ve fucking play tested they could’ve gotten the opinion of anyone who actually enjoys the franchise#I’m nhhbdhsjskskdjedbdhdjd#I’m sad honestly because I don’t even consider this a DA game because besides the name it doesn’t feel like one#anyways I’m gonna go play dragon age 2#shut up kenna#EA release a $70 dlc in which you actually remake the entire game and do it right this time! 💜#one thing about me is I’m a fucking hater#and I’m gonna keep playing because I’m starving for content but I cannot be silenced#*everyone blocks me*
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