#bit people bite people

[theabigailthorn]

oh hey there

I didn't see you I was just hanging out in front of my Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend (Nebula, 2024) poster in my Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend (Nebula 2024) crop top drinking a nice cup of tea from my Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend (Nebula 2024) mug and admiring my collection of Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend (Nebula 2024) stickers!

[newtsnaturethings]

Hear me out:

I think Zelda should have kept a couple of dragon traits. Just a few.

[rendevok]

Bite me <3

[obsob]

beloved!!!

[hemlock-dreams]

I can totally see Peter draining some of his venom before going out, because he might see Wade. Like you know those cup things with rubber or something on the top, that they use to extract venom from venomous snakes? Yeah, I can see him not wanting to risk using to much in case him and Wade... You know? And he doesn't want to hurt him to much.

Peter has done that before! But unfortunately, to no avail. His body is always generating venom at a steady rate, and he uses it as to power his physical abilities/webs/stingers- so if he drains less than he generates, it won't matter, but if he drains a huge amount all at once, he's leaving himself incredibly vulnerable in combat.

Also you'd be shocked, but H!Spidey has not bitten any of his enemies. He has way too many hang-ups and fears surrounding the damage his venom can do + the vulnerability of leaving himself so open/weak afterwards.

Thankfully, Wade needs huge amounts of venom to experience the debilitating side effects, but Peter still has like 10 miles of mental wall to break down before he can get there.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

There is a platonic explanation for all this. Right?

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[metamatronic]

I wanna make fanfic for your AU but idk what it would be 😞

first off,ahhhhhhhhh thank you,

secondly, well, I tend to just…rewrite the plot points of the games, tbh??? they tend to all have little narrative arcs of their own.

alternatively, for smaller stuff, you could also do what I do—a million and one dumb ways michael could accidentally reveal his identity to VR gang.

[twetterbirdy]

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[beanghostprincess]

i think sabo got the habit of biting as a love language from luffy and ace and now every time they see each other sabo will go chomp chomp on luffy's cheek and luffy will go nom nom on sabo's arm and everyone around them witnesses two of the most influential men in present history biting each other like lunatics

[nekomiras]

That one tiktok eye color nail polish trend

close ups

[hawnks]

A werewolf knight promised a bride in return for his unflinching loyalty and unmatched battle prowess.

His Jarl thinks the most beautiful, talented, and wellbred Lady of the island will suit nicely as his gift.

But the wolf has already made his choice -- he'd made it long before he ever went to war. Everything he did, every terrible, horrible, deadly thing, he did it for her.

And since he was promised a bride, well. Who can stop him? It's his due, after all.

[sharenalovemail]

You! Yes, You! 🫵 If you vote for Sharena this Choose Your Legends season and show me the receipts™ (a screenshot either via dm or an ask), I'll draw you a little something as thanks for supporting my girl!

(if you vote multiple times throughout the week you can either ask for something more detailed or multiple artworks, too! :D)

(fanart/ocs/self inserts are all good! if you vote twice+ and ask for a bigger artwork it can be ship art too!)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

[doberbutts]

Hi! I've met three dobes in my life so far and I definitely see the protective aspect. The dobe belonging to a friend did the whole 'BARK BARK person in the house!' routine. But she was doing her 'job' and I respect that. I think people fail to realise not every breed is going to fit what they want in a dog, and investing in a protective, guarding breed comes with adjustments that if they can't make they shouldn't own that particular dog.

What's funny too is that Fenris is hideously friendly. Like. I joke that his breeder sent me a golden retriever in a doberman suit because he is sooooooo so so social. His suspicion and his sharpness are forever at odds with his desire to be friends with everyone. He's not even mad about the decoy, he's happy because he gets to play his favorite game (BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU) with someone he likes that's proven to know how to play this game and make it extra fun and not complain when he bites too hard.

But then he reminds me that he is really a doberman, when he says BOW WOW WOW at someone who lunges at me as I walk by, or someone who comes running from across the parking lot at us. Suspicious and vaguely threatening behavior is Not Friendly and so he matches that energy.

Maybe it's not what Dobermann had in mind. But I think this is an easier dog to live with than my barky lungey Skoll who wanted to maul every last person he saw. And I think in today's world, Fenris is an asset (people who perform vaguely threatening behavior back up when dog barks at them) while Skoll is a liability (he WILL bite someone for no reason).

But anyway. This like I said it what frustrates me when people say purebred people only care about aesthetic. I'm a purebred people. I have exclusively purebred dogs right now. And I want my doberman to be protective. I think it's a worse opinion to state that every breed has to be the same companion-only temperament (because then that truly just turns breed into aesthetic) than it is to say that the breed should act like the breed they are.

So someone that responds with "I don't want a protective dog" - sorry, then what you want isn't a doberman. Because even my incredibly friendly and social dog is still protective. He's very safe for strangers to touch and interact with- and people at club are always delighted when he decides to hop into someone's lap to lick all over their face when released from a stay- but also he sees someone approach my front door and issues a challenge. The decoy hits me on the arm and he latches on to the man's leg with a roar.

[rocketbirdie]

the new mercs on the block

[dark-elf-writes]

I feel like along with ADHD and Dyslexia biting people as a child would be another big hint towards demigod status.