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homage to the squares · Bochum · 2023

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Hermes Paddock, Crivelli Tubereuse Astrale, Ffern Spring 2024 and Eau D'Italie reviews - 2024

An Hermes that's taken us by surprise: Paddock, composed by Christine Nagel. Also reviewed: new releases from Crivelli and Ffern.

Despite the (extremely off-putting) technical glitches, I broadcast a few more reviews over on YouTube the other day, including one of an entirely unexpected Hermes exclusive called Paddock, composed by Christine Nagel. Other videos focused on Crivelli Tubereuse Astrale (Quentin Bisch), Ffern Spring 2024 (Elodie Durande) and the entire range from Eau D’Italie. Here are links to all the episodes,…

[odoroussavourssweet]

Amouage Guidance

Amouage Guidance

Nose: Quentin Bisch

notes: pear, almond milk, frankincense; osmanthus, rose, saffron, jasmine; sandalwood, vanilla, akigalawood, ambergris, labdanum

For all I’ve heard about Amouage having gone downhill in recent years, Guidance is a new release and goddamnit I like it.

After a few minutes of a realistic green pear, Guidance is a a creamy, tender, girly rose with almond milk, in warm pastel shades like the inside of a seashell. It wafts up in great breathy waves of coral pink.

Over time it gradually shifts to being more dominated by a lightly sweetened, warm vanilla “sandalwood” — yes, synthetic, but in a good way. The creamy-woody base feels substantial and satisfying and provides a reassuring counterbalance to the pink florals.

Venus in a bottle. This one’s a winner.

[havethetouch]

update~

Still alive n kicking my guys, disassembling ikea furniture like it owes me a shitton of money and packing boxes with a vengance.

I am also incredibly pissed off currently but that works fine for me because spite is a good fuel and I have to get shit done so it works in my favour. Don't worry my absolute darling sibling from other parental units helped me through the thick of emotional bs I stumbled into a few days ago so I am doing well in spite of shit which is good because I don't have time for any of that crap anyway.

The 14th is gonna be M-day sponsored by Mama and BroBro and their sick ass big cars and if we employ our generational Tetris skills we might get this show on the road with just one big trip.

And given that the big day is around the corner I am vibrating again with possibility and my inherited need to make home and nest I am so ready to flip off the flat and run for them hills baby~

So yeah big excite around the corner lotsa stuff to remember still like quitting the utilities and have my mail forwarded to catch stragglers ans all that jazz. First thing to assemble after will be my workroom obviously everything else is secondary. My darling aunt gifted me her slim glass cabinets that I will mount to the wall and sort my inkbottles into which already has me giddy mainly because sorting these babies after type and colour is the most carthatic thing ever and I earned myself some carthasis me thinks.

Imma post some pics once I'm done with it, still need to rig up the electricity in the workroom up properly bc right now it has a 50s chandelier going and that is not enough light for a proper workroom especially since I am a nocturnal beast and good light makes the difference when mixing colours and getting the hues right (used to have a real shitty desklamp and had sometimes to go off memory with my tools to get the colours right which is a point of pride but also wasn't fun). Anywaythe workroom will get the all white treatment mostly, white furniture (imma sand down my table and repaint that in white too), mostly white walls to hang my favourite artworks without visual discrations and some turquoise accents. Other side of the workroom gets a bigass rattan circular disk chair I dream of a massive thing with pillows and blankets that I can curl up in like a nest while I do embroidery and I even saw some neat fireplaces that come in white too which will be needed bc the workroom is hit with cold on two fronts as it is the last room on the corner of the house and it gets icy, which mind, is good for my materials like the copics bc it will keep em usable longer but I need the fireplace to warm myself up in winter if I stay too long in there which I will bc I can draw for hours and should not become an icicle while I am at it hah.

Either way plans start to take actual shapes now and it's hella nice. But also lotsa work ahead like I need to retile my bathroom at some point too. The good things about all my renovation projects and plans for breathing new life in some of the furniture is that I can do most stuff by myself bc my dad was a handy man and he taught me a broad spectrum of things you usually call handimens and specialists for. Hope my old man looks down at me fondly from whichever afterlife and laughs his ass off when I start cursing over retiling the bathroom though bc tiles are lil bitches but man I can't wait. I am so excited.

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The anomalies of Faust med josele part 1

Josele canty is @loosesodamarble oc and fank you this I can write this I hope you like it I did try I need just too get’s warm fuc€ I whas really nervös hope it turn out well my dear Loo 🥲😳😊

It’s all started as Nacht run as child araund and did. try too steal sompfing as he med josele and Morgan did. meed her too Nacht did not try fly away there his wing’s recover from the attack of one of there maids wo she Brock his wing’s they most healed so there are they

Josele whas surprise too see a dark greay wings boy wo loos dam Beaty and perfect skin and changing smell

And a glowing boy whit withe wings whit horns sharp teeth

In the other hand the twins see the first time a Beaty Human wo is good in heart and don’t lie too them

Morgan:It’s nice too meed you josele don’t you Fink brother?

Nacht:…….sure „stare at josele and flaps his wings unsure

Josele :you too I did hear abaut this here live tow Angels my dad told abaut you tow this your were deangerus but you Sems nice too my“smile

Morgan:fank you you too“smile

Nacht:sure

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Josele :um what make you there Nacht?

Nacht go’s araund josele and flap his wings and make birt sound josele smell a stron rose smell from Nacht

Nacht:discover sompfing you one of us now so Morgan and I make wing cleaning

Then her josele Morgan bevor Nacht can say what he want

Morgan: you can come whit us!!! Wuld be fun!!!“smile

Josele:sure „unsure smile

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As they were on wing cleaning bace (a ruin )

Morgan: so you can make The wings good clean

Josele Sid on one site and have one of Nacht wings in hand god is this soft tush she

Nacht:……“a little red in face

Josele: are you ok Nacht?

Nacht:yes but take care my wing’s are really sensitive ok I’m not use too this this someone else tush my wing’s………“looks away

Josele :oh ok „red face

Morgan: you looks like your like Ure wings „smile

Josele:sure you looks so free whit them and they are so soft in Nacht case can I tush you wing’s too Morgan?

Morgan:oh sure“smile

As josele tush the wing from Morgan Fell she this are not feathers it’s skin but it’s looks like feathers

Josele: do my can ask if I can have a feather of your I want a little part of you whit my I know it sound stupid……

Morgan: oh no it’s ok four my at leas but this is skin but“then take Morgan on of his skin feathers and tear it out but it’s don’t bleed

Morgan:here „smile „give josele a feather

Nacht:here is my too „give josele he’s feather too

Josele:they are beautiful fank you you tow“smile

Both twins ged a little red

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Josele have learn this Nacht smell change how his mental ore body behavior is his body smell like roses in Norm but if he fell bad he smells like burn Animals ore so this whas not a good day how it wuld be four Morgan Wunder she there Morgan have a really good smell

Josele learns this Morgan is a tushy person really not this she heat it ore so it fell nice but as she get’s older oh boy even Nacht gave Morgan a head smash this he stops but it’s cute

And josele see Nacht „nest“ it’s so bird like and she did learn this Nobody can get’s close too this minus Morgan and her (leater yami too)she don’t know why but at leas Nacht mus really trust her

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As they go’s into the teen years Start Morgan too Gift her many stuff it’s started small and Nacht begin too make funny and cute Birt sounds araun her

As Morgan her start too Date whas all so nice but Nacht get’s start too get’s really sick

Josele:are you ok Nacht?

Nacht:yes I’m fine don’t worry „gähn

Morgan:Brother……what’s wrong plz just tell my

Nacht:I’m fine I don’t know what’s wrong I-I going sleep

Josele:plz say if you need help Nacht we are here four you“smile

Nacht:sure………“go away

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all what josele can do is just look at Nacht she love him too really but she can’t help even Morgan go’s insane there he can’t do nothing abaud this even his Devil part show more Morgan start too scared people of he let’s just Dr Owen she julius and Yami too Nacht

She is scared abaut Nacht he smells really sick after a wile and start’s too sleep most of the time

Josele go’s time too time too his Room too he’s nest too see how he go’s but he just sleep as she did try to tush he’s wing’s oh boy this whas Not good fell she how the feathers fall of after this did she not try too tush them

Nacht:…..josy what make you here wo is Morgan“gähn

Josele: he take care of sompfing do you need sompfing?

Nacht:No Need how is this going whit Morgan?

Josele : good we want marry if you Fell well Nacht

Nacht:sure what ever“bird noises ?

Josele:you going be good Nacht ok we are here and we Never will leave you

Nacht:I know……..

[angelitam]

Kenzo Homme Santal Marin en édition limitée

Les Parfums Kenzo proposent une édition limitée de Kenzo Homme. Kenzo Homme Santal Marin en édition limitée La nouvelle Eau de Toilette pour homme by Kenzo, en édition limitée, Kenzo Homme Santal Marin en édition limitée. Kenzo Homme Santal Marin en édition limitée Avec l’Eau de Toilette Kenzo Homme Santal Marin, Kenzo écrit une nouvelle histoire olfactive. Elle offre une vision plus moderne…

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früahlig in prag <3

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Oct 31 - Second Period Assembly

Second period assembly was much like the first; the whispers, the laughter, the drama, and only small differences in presenters. On the stage was Lauren Bische, Grand High Exalted Priestess of the Mountain High PhiLOLsophers Club, accompanied by Coach Leslie N. Crewcut. The N, she said, stood for "No Bullshit."

Lauren began, "Good morning, people of punani! Foxes with boxes! Eager beav..."

"Girls," hissed Crewcut. "Just say girls."

"And how is girl defined~?" asked Lauren.

"Use normal words. No slang. Or it's strike one."

"Then good morning, my fellow countrywomen," said Lauren. Coach held up a finger, which she ignored.

"I'm sure you’re all aware of why you're here. Beginning at midnight tonight every high schooler in the state of Texas will be playing a game, one designed by me, along with the other members of the PhiLOLsopher's club. The game is called 'No Nut November', and the rules are simple. No orgasms for a month. Nothing goes in or out, and definitely nothing goes in *and* out. The full rules of the challenge..."

She played with the cord on the microphone for a while, explaining the rules with her typical devil-may-care attitude, and came to the point.

"Now, the rules that apply specifically to you. The question on many of your minds is 'Can I use a tampon?' and the answer, I am pleased to announce..." She paused for dramatic effect, then smiled. "...is No."

Surprised murmuring went through the crowd. Someone shouted "What!? Who decided that?"

"Meeee~" she said, sweetly. "This is meant to be hard. However! We have made a deal with school administration, and pads will be available for free every day this month in the bathroom."

"But I do gymnastics, there's no other alternative!"

"A note from your parents gets you anything you need. But if you want to win this game..." She put the microphone very close to her face. "Then you better not touch yourself at all."

("Strike two," whispered Crewcut.)

"So, what, the boys are allowed to masturbate, but we aren't? That's not fair!"

"The rest of you can absolutely rub your clitoris, just like they can edge."

"What?"

"You mean, what is a clitoris?" said Lauren, rubbing the front of her pants. "That, my dear, is forbidden mystery knowledge~"

Coach Crewcut finished the assembly alone.

[persolaise]

Marc-Antoine Barrois Ganymede extrait Review - Quentin Bisch; 2023

Everybody, watch out -- the Ganymede extrait is here! #perfume

[Marc-Antoine Barrois Ganymede extrait review based on a sample provided by the brand in 2023.] Just when you thought it was safe to come out of hiding, Marc-Antoine Barrois gives us an extrait version of his monolithic (and wildly successful) Ganymede from 2019. Here’s a link to my recent YouTube review of it: Marc-Antoine Barrois Ganymede extrait review. (more…) “”

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Etat Libre d’Orange Hermann a Mes Cotes Me Paraissait Une Ombre

Etat Libre d’Orange, Hermann A Mes Cotes Me Paraissait Un Ombre

Nose: Quentin Bisch

notes: geosmin, pepperwood, rose, ambroxan, patchouli, musk, Petalia, black pepper, frankincense, black currant leaf, Calypsone, galbanum

Hermann starts off sharp green and silvery, an elegant classic masculine scent with a modern-synthetic edge.

Almost immediately I can feel darker things underneath — dry incense, a veil of black pepper, and some subtle woody-amber shenanigans.

Does it smell like the advertised geosmin, the scent of wet earth after rain? Not really. Wet concrete? Maybe. Moody gray masc-coded aromachemicals, shot through with threads of silver? Yes.

Hermann is a lot like the Geza Schoen scents (rainy green leaves seen through tinted glass, synthetic minimalism with a vegetal touch) except it’s more mainstream, more like a traditional masculine scent. It’s sheer, it’s refreshing in summer, it smells crisp and clean yet moody as a July thunderstorm.

Somehow it makes me think of a Men in Black-style “secret agent” investigating UFOs — normie straitlaced masculinity, face to face with the cold uncanny.

[havethetouch]

Fuck this collar in particular.

[brainddeadd]

Sand

Nico Hischier x Hughes!sister reader

Jack Hughes x sister!reader, Quinn Hughes x sister!reader, Luke Hughes x sister!reader, Trevor Zegras x platonic!reader, Jayden Williamson x ex!reader (OC)

yes, i used dove cameron's quote about her own song

the song

Du bisch unglaublich : you're incredible

ynhughes: ~ What's worse Being wanted but not loved Or loved but not wanted? ~

This song is near and dear to my soul.

'Sand' will be yours on 23 June 😘

liked by nicohischier, trevorzegras, and others

trevorzegras: they're not ready for this

trevorzegras: im not ready for this

nicohischier: im excited

jennaortega: will this break my heart?

lhughes_06: yes

ynhughes: ~ But you have more pieces of me than the desert has sand And I have less pieces of you than I can hold in my hand ~

'Sand' is yours 😘

This song is inspired by a relationship experience I had where you knowingly give all of yourself to someone who you know can’t do the same to you. You can see the end of the relationship as it begins, but still choose to dive in and devote everything you can to that person.

I hope you all find someone who can give you all of them.

liked by nicohischier, trevorzegras, and others

trevorzegras: i was not ready for this

trevorzegras: holy shit yn

nicohischier: du bisch unglaublich

jennaortega: lhughes_06 it did in fact break my heart

lhughes_06: i was there for the relationship, the healing, the writing, the production and the lead up to the release and i'm still hurt

madisonbeer: im in shambles

_quinnhughes: im so proud of you and how far you've come

[theyanderespecialist]

Yandere Velvette X MtF Reader Headcanons: Velvette's Trans Woman (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back, back Again~ Queen is Back, tell a friend, Guess who's back~~~ Dananana~ This one is Velvette X Male To Female, Trans Woman! Now please do enjoy this!] 

(Disclaimer: Velvette is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and Not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon!) 

(DISCLAIMER: TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND TRANS MEN ARE MEN AND NON-BINARY ARE THEY/THEMS but can also be considered trans cause yes some Non-binary do transition as well!

RESPECT MY TRANS MUFFINS Or You will be blocked if you spread hate or bigotry on my page you are done! You can keep your belief to yourself thank you!) 

-Yandere Headcanons With Velvette X Trans Woman Reader- 

.Velvette is a woman who does not mind her friend and the love of her life, also being a woman. 

.She also was very supportive of helping dress you, gurl she cannot let the woman of her dreams not be styling. 

.Even if you are a basic bisch pumpkin spice-loving type of girl, she is going to make you a sexy-ass basic bitch! 

.She also LOVES to go on dates with you and show you off. 

.She supported you when you came out. 

.She supported you when you started to socially transition. 

.She made all your clothes by hand, taking extra care of love into them. Being so proud when you break out into a smile of wearing the dresses. 

.She also loved when you had your first spinny dress moment. 

.She also loves making dresses with pockets for you. 

.She would be the type to make trans-inclusive dresses and suits, such as built-in padding or binding and or tucking for the trans muffins that need it. 

.With you as her model for MTF clothing. 

.She also would be helping you get your hormones. 

.ALL The bills for transitions, will be paid for, from clothes, to hormones, to surgeries. 

.If you did not want bottom surgery. 

.She would understand, and you would be no less of a woman in her eyes. 

It just means you and her can do extra sex stuff. 

.She would be BRUTAL With anyone that EVER misgenders you, you are walking down the streets with her and someone says something. 

.They are dead on the spot right then and there. 

.Girl she is protective of her little lady you. 

.She is the dommy mommy in the relationship and loves and adores you. 

.Of course, she does get a wee bit jealous when people notice how much of a sexy woman you are! 

.Like that sexy ass belongs to her thank you very much. 

.So she will not want you to go out without her. 

.Another reason she wants you not to go out alone is because of transphobia. This is hell and there is for sure A TON Of transphobes in hell. 

.So she would get you security guards. 

.If they fail to protect you? 

.Well Valentino can do whatever he wants to them. 

.To her you are the most precious thing and she will slaughter anyone who hurts her little lady. 

.Some would say that you were besties, pals, even roommates! Heh, But you are full-on lovers. 

.It is beautiful! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the headcanons are done, Now I might record this and if I have time do an audio scenario for YouTube! I hope you all enjoyed all my sexy muffins whether you are trans or not! Stay Sexy, all My Sexy Muffins!] 

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'If you see me come and ask for stickers' züri isch scho chli aber nöd soo chli😭 bisch anere veraastaltig?

nope, aber wenn ich nachem meeting woni no ha no irgendwo chille wür würdi halt nomal poste ^-^ aber ich bin i irgendwie 5-10 minute am HB