#birthday rant

[garrettfuckingkoval]

Today’s my 32’d birthday.

Invited 8-9 people over for a fire and drinks yesterday, 1 person showed up. I guess that’s life in your 30’s.

Currently at the laundromat. Prettiest girl in town roughly my age just sat across from me on a bench. Too bad I will never have the confidence to approach a girl on the spot. I’m far from male model, so I’d just creep out about 99.99% anyway with whatever pickup line would fall out of my mouth.

[simpingandprocrastinating]

I just found out my birthday only lasts 23 hours instead of 24, because Dutch Summer time started. Took a quick look at my clock around 01:59 and it suddenly went to 03:00.

There goes my already fucked up sleep schedule... Happy birthday to me?

[msmaxnificent]

My Birthday Rant

To the person who won the Mega Millions jackpot lottery, I really hope you lose all of that fortune. It should have been me. It would have been the perfect birthday gift for me. If this post makes a bad woman in the eyes of many, so be it.

[ellie-says-nop]

On the eve of my 29th birthday, and the start of my last year in my 20s, I look back on the past year and see how much I've grown. My goal last year was to be my most authentic self.

And this past year I came out to some of my friends, to my brother and his fiancé, I've gone on one date, bought a girl a drink at a bar, went to a gay bar, talked to my friend about girls, talked about my fear of putting myself put there, openly say when i find girls attractive in front of my family, got teased by my friends about the girl I am infatuated with.

I am growing more comfortable in who I am. So much that I started processing and questioning my gender and gender in general. I was able to openly change my pronouns to some that felt more right, I am wearing clothes that I like and not copying what I think a fat straight girl should wear.

I am expresa my gender and sexuality in my own way and I am learning new things about me everyday.

So despite healing not being linear, despite the lows being very low and the highs not lasting, I made it through another year.

Thanks to a wonderful therapist that helped me feel a comfortable to tell the people I love who I am.

Thanks to a group of 19-20yos who took a chance in befriending a 27yo going back to chool and making me not only know that they loved me but that they would still love me no matter what.

Thanks to my struggling best friend who at times can not be relied on bc of her mental health still makes time to always show me her love and acceptance.

Thanks to Queer Theology, the reformation project, and other programs that helped me see myself the way God sees me, to accept my self the way God does. For helping me fix my relationship with God that was damaged by my self hatred and people on the outside telling me I couldn't be both a Christian and queer.

Thanks to the forgiving and accepting God for supporting me and helping me find the resources I needed to help me on my journey.

I even have twt and Tumblr people to thank by helping me understand that what I feel is valid and I am not alone. For helping me realize that I was not crazy or wrong. That I don't exist on a binary.

And a last thanks to me. For hanging on. For giving me a chance. For not giving up even when it felt like it wouldn't matter. For opening myself to being loved. For starting to love myself

[everydayindian]

I am actually exhausted.

Like sometimes I hate having to work another time zone timings and I want to just sleep

But also I got flowers for my birthday and got to have dinner at a restaurant the day before which was nice

[clouvu]

Desiderium

[gentlegentian]

i feel like one of the biggest things the mdzs fandom tends to forget is that lan wangji is silly

like yes he's stoic and jade faced and perfect but he also:

blushes SO often

loves bunnies and anything related to them

throws little tantrums when he's away from his husband for too long

gets flustered easily

is a MENACE when drunk

messes around with his husband

buried his son in a bunny pile

is a biter

so yes, whilst hanguang-jun is a big scary warlord, lan wangji is just a silly guy who likes bunnies and messing around with his husband :3

[ursamajori]

god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow

[rninies]

ITS AVENTURINE DAY EVERYONE SHUT UP AND WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[jinikaris]

/ᐠ > ˕ マ Ⳋ birthday cat ⟢ 2024 birthday stream

[ira-in-ink]

[🌹]: happy birthday to our hottest child prodigy!! toast to yet another year of slandering japanese football🎉😌

here's another pic because we love him❤

and another (just for good measure yk)

happy birthday once again bb @underlashes-redhead❤❤

[uhmimlost]

Mammon being a badass is one of my favourite genres, man can be really cool sometimes.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

It's crazy to think about the fact that he's second to Lucifer in strength and he NEVER flaunts it despite constantly trying to hype himself up, just makes him so much more cooler.

He only ever seems to use his strength on Levi when he wants to get away with something or win a fight, but almost never brings it up otherwise.

He's such a softie in spite of his strength, trying to extort money from this human, realising they are naive and then switching to taking care of this stupid human because god forbid they'd give away their kidneys for a random demon on the street; on top of basically adopting a kid who was abandoned and paying for its whole lifetime by being bound to witches he doesn't like , not to mention, folding for his younger brother's easily (man carried Beel on his back lol).

He never hurts the MC no matter how many timelines they meet him again in, he's this gentle demon to this happy go lucky human who trusts too much and is probably very easy to take advantage of. Despite his nature he chooses to protect them instead of taking advantage of them.

Not to mention, he has such great emotional intelligence compared to more than half the cast (probably one of the best barring his immaturity that muddies things sometimes). He cries in front of you (all it takes is a sad movie), screams getting scared in front of you, all while knowing he's going to be mocked for it but he's honest with his emotions. Vulnerability like that amongst demons yet again makes him so cool.

Not to mention he just knows people and their instincts and can figure out what they'd be doing or what they'd be thinking, even the more difficult ones like Lucifer. He doesn't instinctively feel the need to lose his temper easily.

All in all I wanted to appreciate the first for being as kind as he is with the kind of strength and power he holds :)

[loadingbraincells]

I’ll make a drawing later

[jistagrams]

"how are you trying to give me" he raises his hands, curving his first and middle finger making air quotes, "the best birthday sex" if you can't even handle my fingers hun." he places his hands back on you-- quickly finding comfort on your thighs. "nana im trying hard- your just making it difficult" you pant out, trying to gain the air you once had- he hums, pretending hes listening. " difficult though? c'mon hun, two fingers is all you can do? i know that's a lie baby" he places a chaste kiss on your forehead before pulling himself away to take his boxers off. "if you can't handle my fingers you probably can't take my dick then." he mockingly pouts, fighting the smirk trying to show. "no nana- please" you whine, desperately trying to grind onto him. "just the tip? please sir" he smiles at the nickname, finally giving you what you want. "just the tip." you pull him down to kiss him as he quite literally puts in just the tip, "go on, fuck yourself" he smirks at your confused expression that completely covered your once already fucked out one. "na-" he cuts you off with his fingers shoving their way into your mouth-- immediately gagging around them gaining a soft grunt from nanami. he sticks his fingers further down your throat as his other hand rests snug against your waist.

[dr-spectre]

Guess who turned 7 years old?

SPLATOON 2!!!!! Everyone's favourite Splatoon game!!!! Right? Right guys....? We love Splatoon 2 yeah....? It's the best one right.....? Totally not gonna become the middle child of the series that gets overshadowed by the new fresh Splatoon 3 and the nostalgia of the first game right.....?

Okay, jokes aside about if Splatoon 2 is actually good or not. This was the game that actually got me into Splatoon, I knew about the series since it's announcement but I couldn't play the first game because like the rest of general public, I didn't own a wii u. Still don't but I would love to have one to mod. (And play Splatoon 1 online with fan servers...)

I think Splatoon 2 really did bring a lot of cool stuff to the table and it had a lot of quality of life features and interesting weapon, sub and special concepts.

It gave us the dualies!! THE DUALIES! I LOVE THE DUALIES!

It gave us the brellas! Which.... were kinda bad at launch and still are bad till this day....

BUT! I dont wanna talk about weapons because thats BORING! I wanna talk about one of the best things Splatoon 2 gave us...

OFF THE HOOK! PEARL AND MARINA! These girls are some of the most popular characters in the series and for good reason. They are both funny, likeable, charming, witty and have developed backstories by the time Octo Expansion comes around. Plus their chemistry is top-notch and so damn CUTE! It's almost has if they are somehow more than friends and that kind of connection is canon and people who try to deny it are fucking idiots and will never be in a relationship of their own.....

Also Splatoon 2 gave us a pretty solid hero mode at launch, sure it was basically more Splatoon 1 hero mode but hey, the first hero mode was fun so more of the same is fine by me. Plus you get Marie's classic snark too while you go through levels, she's nice company surprisingly. Way better than some old ass crusty dude...

It also gave us....

totally didn't fuck up my mental health this year and last year and caused me chest pain and discomfort until I had to dig and dig AND DIG for knowledge just to salvage it and make sure my favourite character in the fucking series was given the respect she deserves....

....hypno/octo Callie.... totally didn't fuck up this villain arc for her huh Nintendo? Totally didn't throw away the depth you built up (and was shown in concept art) only to try and hastily fix it 2 years later with an obscure relationship chart no one fucking talks about, not even the timeline explainers...

totally didn't use the wrong terminology to describe her situation and made everything so much worse because you wanted a simple black and white story for the kiddies yeah Nintendo? Despite you making stuff grey in the dlc expansion so the both story modes now clash like oil and water theme wise.

And yet you still treat her like dirt. Still using the wrong poorly localised words. If I still gotta repeat to the sky one more time that callie was under hypnosis and not forceful brainwashing I might have a stroke. You can't even fucking brainwash someone with hypnosis because the limitation of hypnosis is that the person under it must be fully comfortable with the suggestion and the suggestion cannot go agaisnt their morals and ideology. AND GUESS WHAT BRAINWASHING IS! FORCING DIFFERENT IDEOLOGIES INTO SOMEONE'S HEAD! DO YOU GET WHY I HAVE AN ISSUE NOW?!?!?! JUST USE THE WORD HYPNOTISED NINTENDO! THATS ALL YOU GOTTA DO!! ILL BE SOOO HAPPY!!!

YOU TOO INKIPEDIA! I CAUGHT YOU USING THE WORD TOO MULTIPLE TIMES! you better change it... just change brainwashed to hypnotised and I would literally kiss you on the lips or something idk... I love you inkipedia but that's all you gotta change okay? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

ENOUGH OF THAT! I WANNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Do you know what else Splatoon 2 gave us?

OCTO EXPANSION BABY! I know people love to call this overrated now but I really don't care. It's not overrated, it's perfectly rated. It also gave us PLAYABLE OCTOLINGS! Which was a highly requested thing people really really wanted and they gave us what we asked for! Even though they lacked a lot of customisation options.... still do till this day... (Nintendo is it really that hard to come up with new hair? The community has been doing that for years for you man.)

And of course... the last thing I want to talk about...

This is probably my favourite Splatfest to date. It brought in a lot of actual genuine philosophical discussion on what kind of world is best, a world of chaos? Or a world of order? I chose team chaos because when the youtuber/streamer Etika was still around he chose team chaos and I chose that team because of him... rest in peace...

The shifty station too was phenomenonal as you got to hear Fly Octo Fly and Pearl would come in AND YOU GOT TO USE HER PRINCESS CANON!!!! IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL AHHHH!!!

God Pearl is so cool... i can't believe I actually used to dislike her. I wanna beat up teen me so badly for having such bad takes. Marina is hot sure, but, Pearl is just so fucking funny. Man what was wrong with 13 to 17 year old me....

Anyways, I wanted to ramble about Splatoon 2. It's pretty special to me as it was the reason I am here today, so I can't really criticise it as much as others do. Well... aside from one obvious thing but, I've done that many times.

Also, before I go... NINTENDO!!! BRING BACK SHIFTY STATIONS FOR SPLATOON 4!!! DO IT!!! STOP BEING COWARDS!!!!

[eloise175]

IT’S HERE OH MY GOD IT’S HERE FINALLY I’M GOING TO SOB

The pure despair and horror on Callisto’s face as he holds Penelope’s limp body…I’m gonna kms, they make me unwell *screams*