garrettfuckingkoval
This Is It.
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Hi, I’m Garrett. 32. - Vermont, USA. -
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garrettfuckingkoval · 18 days ago
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I’ve got the best dogs ever.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 20 days ago
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Officially paid my mortgage off. Officially own the land my house sits on.
Ya’ll..
my only real bills are property taxes, cell phone, and car insurance.
I have zero subscriptions.
My monthly bills total around $200, the rest of my money, is my money.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 1 month ago
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2:36am, 10F outside.
when you’re all warm in bed…we’re out doing this.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 2 months ago
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I have a brokerage account where I dabble with buyin stocks. Started 3 years ago, and I’ve learnt a lot.
The S&P 500 is up 33.2% in the last year.
I’m up 47% in the last year…
Fairly confident I can continue to beat the market.
I have a long term buy and hold strategy. I don’t buy a stock unless I expect a return of 100-200%…. Let’s see where I am in another few years?
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garrettfuckingkoval · 2 months ago
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This is my Grandfather. He passed away 2 nights ago. Spent most of his life as a cattle rancher.
He’s who I acquired my stone cold bad-ass-ness from, the “ain’t afraid of no other human on this earth.”
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garrettfuckingkoval · 2 months ago
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Same sunrise, different moment.
Forcing winter upon us. This is snowmaking.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 3 months ago
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Got some rust removed, and body work and paint done to the passenger side bed of my 88 pickup.
Paid some friends who are actual body work professionals to do it.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 3 months ago
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First snow of the winter on top of Burke. It’s almost here.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 3 months ago
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I could never live in a city, and it truly blows my mind other humans actually choose to.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 5 months ago
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My life be like:
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garrettfuckingkoval · 6 months ago
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That remnants of that hurricane a week ago, hit my area pretty hard. My property borders a railroad track, and a dirt road, both of which got catastrophically destroyed and washed a ton of debris onto a big portion of my lawn.
The bright side is I have about 1/3 less lawn to mow for a while. The negative, I have 1/3 less lawn….
The whole situation could have been so much worse, I’m thankful for what didn’t happen.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 7 months ago
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garrettfuckingkoval · 7 months ago
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Would be significantly easier to just stay single the rest of my life.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 8 months ago
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Vermont life.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 8 months ago
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Today’s my 32’d birthday.
Invited 8-9 people over for a fire and drinks yesterday, 1 person showed up. I guess that’s life in your 30’s.
Currently at the laundromat. Prettiest girl in town roughly my age just sat across from me on a bench. Too bad I will never have the confidence to approach a girl on the spot. I’m far from male model, so I’d just creep out about 99.99% anyway with whatever pickup line would fall out of my mouth.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 8 months ago
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Remember folks when you’re “out there all alone..” it might just be because you’re in first place.
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garrettfuckingkoval · 8 months ago
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The real problem is, I find 99% of other humans intolerable. Maybe even 99.99%.
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